Dark Souls 1 : Whips Only (LIVE)

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hello everyone good morning good evening good afternoon wherever you are whatever time it is hope you're all doing well oh baby all right let's get this [ __ ] started huh let's do it so for those of you for the first time here hello welcome my name is lemon welcome to the backlogs um so today's run and i do this occasionally i was kind of away from my keyboard for most of the week so i didn't have time to actually throw an edited video together but instead of that what we're going to do is we're going to do a little stream for a run that i kind of want to do a video on um i know it's already been done before [Laughter] master gibbs thank you so much for rejoining thanks for the coffee i appreciate it egg but uh yeah so this is a run that i've kind of always wanted to do but one of my main things that i or one of my main rules whenever i do a challenge run is that i don't want to do runs that way my arms still goddamn beefy i'll tell you in a minute um i don't like to do runs that have already been done and most people uh would already know that this is a meme run because of the whole one video that one guy did and you know what can someone look it up real quick i want to give appropriate credit um but someone has done the whip only run before which is a shame but i did it's it's like years ago hold on everyone's jumping in on this already let me talk damn it uh master gibbs thank you so much for the coffee appreciate it and zag first don't know too easy you wish and link thank you so much for joining i appreciate it enjoy your emotes uh andy it's not about if it's been done before it's about watching the most entertaining individual do it though well i appreciate that uh let's see the mod kendra let me double check and see yep that's the one there it is a wild death stroke so a wild deathstroke has done this before um uh oh clicking on that has ruined me i have somehow put the oh no how did i do that there's now youtube instead of a chat where did it go i had to refresh the chat hold on there we go that's better um yes so a while deathstroke has done it um and he did it a few years ago i do believe uh and you know normally i'm like oh well okay well you know that's that's his we're not going to touch it and i want to make sure everyone knows that it's there so you should definitely look at it um that said he hasn't done any other dark souls stuff for over like years at this point i think he it was the only one he ever did very confusing um you know one of his better performing videos from what i can tell uh but he you know just he did it had fun with it and then moved on and the funniest thing about it to me anyway well one second gotta fix my chat again oh chat's running around uh there we go um the funniest thing about that to me though uh is that uh it's the single dark souls video he did and it's a meme like he he did it once is the only dark soul video we ever did and now everybody knows the meme of i forgot the doll so just just one of those things like huh the internet is weird but anyway you should do a bioshock run one of these days uh actually that's in the works should be out next weekend um if everything continues to go well so but hey everyone welcome here we are uh to answer the question of why my arm so beefy uh it's because of my name my name is the sps i'm sure about none of you will know that or what that is i will point out to you what it is if we make it to that point and if we don't make it to that point it'll be revealed in the video of why my arms are beefy and why the name is sps so get ready for that nick thank you so much lemon tea backlogs esquire okay teas for the i present you the ultimate dark souls challenge can you defeat dark souls without swearing uh if i tried yeah but uh i think my my natural proclivity to swearing might get in the way that's because of the game more because of just the way i talk the neokun welcome to the red shards i appreciate you enjoy your emotes let's see what we're looking at with this bad boy here okay i can work with that mr gibbs just got paid have another interruption i mean another egg well thank you very much i appreciate it melee only in borderlands one you know i tried looking at some borderlands one runs they're just so slow and it takes so much build up just to get going i was originally gonna try and do one where i was like just um what was it just the special abilities like i was gonna do oh let's just do a summons only run where all i can do is use like blood hawk or blood wing um but yeah no it was bad it was very bad and i immediately put that away anyway here we go here we go andy hey lemon rebecca and i watching together you're our date night entertainment oh no i'm sorry looking forward to the shakes and tickles of whip only well uh congratulations i hope you guys are having a good night and i'm so sorry elaine torti welcome thank you very much enjoy your emotes all right so uh as some of you have probably already noticed i did cheat in a whip in the beginning uh just because we want we all want to know what it does to our first boss here and i am not good enough at this game to do the whole finagling where you somehow go around the boss and then can come back later so rather than do that i just loaded it in and if you all really want me to i'll just run and go get it like naturally after the fact it would be nice to have two whips actually ah that would be cheating um so we'll do this first and then we'll go get the whip as if we hadn't so cool beans cool beans all right cool beans dave heck of a way to wake up your day a citrus stream yeah that's that's pretty rough you don't want to citrus to the face early in the morning is pretty rough how's that damage it's i've seen better seen better loose been watching all the vods as long as you can recall love the personnel keep the good work well thank you so much and i appreciate the donation same for you there dave much appreciate it alright so the damage isn't that bad okay well that's i feel that's uh all right there we go you can do two attacks since when three attacks what the hell has it been that long all right so the first so the one hand attack what was that like 42 damage two handing 53 not bad not bad strong hand 106. okay and then what about a two-handed strong attack no no no no even worse why would you ever do what was that [Laughter] ah actually no it wasn't is it hold on no that's actually the best hmm okay but you can just kind of like that so that's not so bad okay that's not so bad at all beeline for blighttown yeah that's what we'll be doing next that's what we'll be doing next let's not unlock [Laughter] welcome to the club enjoy your emails thank you so much that was a counter hit ah whips have counter hits oh everything has counter hits there okay gotcha don't forget the dial uh we'll come back for it later all right weapons i cannot use eh oh man i can't even kill it dragling oh man okay we might have overestimated here that's looking at all the numbers i was looking at all the numbers and it seemed it was fine i was like oh yeah it's got like 200 decent scaling it's gonna be great this uh this might not bode well hello hello hello yes indeed give me the goodies thank you much all right uh no reason to go up top so let's just go down all right yeah there's only three whips in the game uh i know some people have speculated like oh just use like fire whip and then no no no no we both know that's cheating we both know we're not going to do that flipping the peasant people they came at me first don't don't give them benefit of the doubt all right is there any reason to use a whip in a normal playthrough uh no maybe i don't know i've never used one let's put it that way can you play dark souls while actually using a shield for the defense for once never i refuse i refuse that's defeats the purpose and the challenge i think now we will we will use one for like stamina regen or things like that that's fine i guess but um but you know otherwise i just i just don't see it all right so dexterity let's see what we're looking at about three or two points per level not the worst thing i've ever seen um if i remember correctly by the end of the game we'll need about 20 dexterity maybe like i think we might be maxed out on strength already um now i do want to put some points into intelligence and attunement because we are going to try and go for some of the buffs that will help out a little bit so that's what we're going to do for now let's hold off on that because we can't even get that buff for a while so let's go ahead and take some dexterity for now we have our attunement slot so i won't forget that later so that'll help uh what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing uh we need to go to blighttown that's right big donut studio you're the asylum demon i'm this daddy well hey good luck with that [Laughter] geez just like the fists only run buffs will carry they're gonna have to yeah they're gonna have to otherwise we're just gonna be watching me like you know crying against the brick wall for for hours so you know we're trying to avoid that if at all possible all right so that was our free whip it's gone now let's set that off one more time and let's get on down to blighttown see what we can do there's our master key some free souls i'll take those prepare to die edition always always you said you didn't name the character devo you know i actually don't recognize that reference so i apologize but uh if it helps that means that it was never going to happen simply because i do not know don't worry once once we get to the uh the real reason why the character is named sps you'll all understand maybe it'll make up for it dlc oh we'll get there don't you worry one step at a time first step is to not die in blighttown what we whipping today yeah i go thank you so much for the donation i appreciate it uh we are whipping pretty much everything if it gets in the way at least that is the plan all right that almost ended badly i almost fat thumbed that that was almost pretty brutal you haven't beat manus yet cringe [Laughter] nope sorry unsubscribed garbage youtuber all right let's see here now we're not we're not gonna sit have faith have faith but we're not gonna sit because i want i don't wanna go through all this again and there's no reason to grind or anything like that down here just yet we can do it we can do it i believe i believe all right well that's gonna be a problem a slight complication all right several complications please please please sir all right let's see um oh and toxic okay where did the taxi come from okay never mind we're gonna have to sit down now chug chug you animal here we go oh jesus all right thank you thank you dark souls oh god i like the bumper let's sit sit at the bumper sit at the bumper sit that you're not gonna let me oh god okay and that doesn't count because this isn't dark souls two let's just let's just get you nice and far nice and far there you go thank you just stay there please please god oh you're kidding me how am i gonna do that [Laughter] real botched job yeah no kidding anyway welcome to the whip only run hope you're all doing well it's going smoothly where's the whip i got rid of it because we technically weren't aren't allowed it it's it's one of those things where it's like quit out and cheat the animals come on sit down all right there we go we're fine we're fine everything's fine everything's fine all according to plan had you all go in there for a minute yeah didn't i saying that dragon had a should really try whips only i sure did and look at us now i do not make idle threats god man this is just a mess who would have thought going backwards through light time would be harder than going forwards okay all right yep this is fine everything's fine now oh my god oh look there he is come to play the boy who lived to come to die anyway really enjoyed the crossbow only runs well good news you've got one more to go this is not the right way but hey there might be something over here so let's oh boy my favorite actually might be better than what i'm currently wearing anyway close enough close enough looks cooler everyone fall off we all good all right this place seems like your attic that's alarming where's the demon souls run which one uzumaki thank you so much for joining enjoy your emotes oh god please please don't do this to me all right okay well you know what i'm just gonna jesus there you go that's the spirit my boy there we go how's your quit out speed garbage absolute garbage uh but as far as demon souls goes i am worried about ever up one isn't it i am worried about ever attempting a crossbow run in demon souls from what i can tell you can't upgrade it and it doesn't scale so it is literally only meant for poking mcbeaney thank you so much for the donation good luck with the run appreciate it we're gonna need it thank you so much um yes i'm not sure about that one as far as here we go there we go oh my god dark souls almost killed me there all right oh we don't really need those 16 000 still you know what we'll screw it we'll go for it we'll go for it why not i'll even leave the poison on i'll even leave the poison you can't stop me game um yeah i think the only demon souls run i currently have planned god i don't even know i never even noticed those spikes there um what was it i do have something planned for demon souls that is it it's one of the ones i've already done nailed it what is this run over done said drive me nuts now oh fire bombs durr yeah i'm gonna try and do fire bumps for uh for demon souls should be fine should be good all right let's see let's make sure we re-equip our whip our legally acquired whip this time there we are let's see we can get up to a hundred oh do let's all right i know we got some poppables but let's let's get out of blighttown first before we push any more than that market now haha 12 oh god okay speedrun it is yikes yikes all right modal hey backlogs you just captured shiny caterpie and fire red do you want to name it oh gosh no you don't want me naming things i appreciate the donation thank you so much gustav kinky weapons only well yeah i suppose i don't know dragon head is pretty kinky for some i'm told as is the egg head oh god yeah the egg head i know some people were joking about that like hey do an egg head only run it's like i don't i don't feel confident in my ability to not accidentally punch something in game like if there's a wit oh god if there is a way to tie both of my actions like so if i press like the bumper button that would normally be for attack right if there's a way to tie that to also pressing forward at the same time so i automatically quote unquote kick every time i press r like r1 that would be great and then i would consider it but until then until somebody makes that mod i am i'm out because i am not restarting the run every time i accidentally punch something in the face all right moving right along hope you're not too late ah you just we just got started you're right on time having a kick on a button is impossible but wish i had that yeah well i mean surely there's some way to do it surely there's a way where you can program it so that it always you know does that but who knows who knows yeah and if anyone's making any suggestions about like oh have you tried this weapon even though it's like way late in the game we can do it that is the beauty of the prepare to die edition is i can just kind of put it right in there for us so no problems as far as starting runs go anyway i should have should have left that down here egg run do it like i said if someone out there is willing to make a mod that somehow syncs that up so that it that the egg attack is linked to a button i'll give it a go until that point though golomax only you know we used the golomax quite a bit with the weapon art run i don't know if we really need to do it again i don't know why i knocked that down that was that was silly of me but too late now all right so as soon as we sit down at this here bonfire what's up girl um then we can get this run officially started oh jerky all right hoo ah a run for pride month i don't know if that really applies not not uh not really seeing the correlation there but you know if you say so i'm sure there's a way and don't call me shirley a fellow old person i see or just someone of culture and okay so there is like no poise i do like i do like the two-handed attack a bit more it bounce now does it blend it does bounce a whip bounces okay this makes sense this is fine running away i think that was something that dark souls 2 whips had going for them as they didn't bounce off walls maybe could be misremembering that don't know should farm 30 dragon scales yeah okay let me just do that madness again good idea hard pass never again never ever get you interrupted my drinking all right whatever i wasn't thirsty anyway okay let's try male breaker only run i guess that would technically count for that dagger only run people keep yelling about why is why does why does no one like the male breaker is there a specific reason i know it has a special ability technically where what like it does pierce shields i think oh man that's not fluid at all that is really bad link would be beneficial to dual wield this run uh it will be and we'll get there don't you worry but i need two whips first two legal whips first i should say the first one doesn't count all right well at least the minions aren't too bad for now we're no this isn't where the the golden pine resin is olo left hand only or it doesn't count [Laughter] yeah someone was saying in chat that someone's done that yeah someone has done left hand only alright oh god oh jesus um kudos to them i guess i will test it left hand in a minute because i am curious like how good it is or if it's like the same yeah here get out of here there we go there we go all right have you do that gentlemen oh you didn't die that's rare all right we are not going after havel because i am not a fool oh there we go i thought my b button was breaking on me again oh they're not gonna keep following me are there gentlemen two flights of stairs should have been enough of a hint well it does kind of work on them shields interesting huzzah that's such a stupid attack why would you ever do that attack gee thanks for the long sword appreciate it all right you there is no falling attack that is good to know so we can't we can't cheapskate our way through the taurus fight now oh my god well that explains that oh no okay good oh boy a chunk i can't use okay darn it let's do it does the web does the whip have crit attacks nope no it does not has no reposts it has no crits no backstabs it is uh let's do what we're doing do i enjoy the suffering if you don't mind me asking you know everyone always is like why do you hate yourself so much and the reality is like this is the way i play video games nowadays um i've been playing video i've been playing why [Laughter] by the way there's no ledge there um yeah no at this point um i've been playing video games for so long and i've seen it's kind of at the point where it's like i've seen everything there's to see for the most part i know obviously there's plenty of games out there that do something completely different and i am excited for those games but for the most part i kind of feel like i've done most of what games have to offer at this point or at least a variation of it so in order to continue having fun with games i like to challenge myself a little bit gives me the brain tingles if you know what i mean makes the good drugs go but that's just me i'm just a little broken don't mind that all the f's carl's in chat there yeah exactly see someone someone gets it someone understands what serotonin is all right a bit of that for you you know what let's uh let's go ahead and give this a try left hand oh it's a little quicker or slower hard to say and then what then it's a parry yeah all right well that's good to know about the same damage i'd say we hit the walls way less uh that would probably be because it was a straightforward hit there so that makes sense to me pickup truck reviews the only way to get me up this early on saturday is a dark stream once again sorry tried whip only one and found it never locks on with the standard whip the hitbox is much more forgiving oh better never to lock on i see uh we give that a quick run you know while we're here yeah oh man yeah i forgot this guy's rough to lock onto anyway ow okay so we gotta get used to the range the range is definitely a problem i haven't quite figured that out yet the new lock on thing is definitely working though that's for sure nick i put the dope in the dopamine ow today we learned that's why dope is called dopamine now wait other way around damn it yeah today we learned nothing all right you let's get you out of here i don't really want to use a golden pine resin on him considering he's like the first boss basically so we'll refrain if we can getting kind of stuck on his legs today ooh boys break frederico thank you so much for that donation appreciate it wow the distractions the distractions there we go jump off the cliff no not again no god he heard you he's thinking about it oh what was that got some lag there yikes big yikes right there fella let's just calm down relax just have a little whip for you there you go all right what was that okay i'm gonna call nonsense on that one did you guys calm down over there andy a lot more interact with chat than any other streamer she watches hi from your fans across the pond oh well thank you uh i allegedly i don't know i couldn't tell you if that's actually true or not i don't watch a whole lot of streamers to be honest oh god greedy thought that was it for the greed there we go easy ah no great axe okay yeah i don't know i just say uh it's more fun for me to interact with the chat it kind of helps helps smooth out any parts of the run that are kind of rough you know now granted as of late it's been kind of hard to keep track of you all because once again we are above a thousand people why why are we why is why is that a thing i don't know but hey uh welcome i'm sorry if i missed your questions trying my best all right solaire my dude i'll be right back uh let's go unlock our little shortcut first before we do anything else we enjoy suffering but not your own key uh key point there you enjoy suffering but not your own you enjoy vicarious suffering yes that's a ten dollar word enjoy that one i only know that one from what band is that that's gonna bother me now tool there it is anyway uh let's see we can jump into dexter oh wow that that really dropped off didn't it okay so we could jump into dexterity we could since we're getting closer i think the first magic weapon spell is 15 intelligence that feels about right i feel like that's about right maybe um yes why don't we start heading that direction seeing as whip damage is clearly not gonna cut it um all right so we've got that it's a good start and now you got a job interview later today hey congratulations good luck on it remember to just relax and do your thing don't fret too much honestly they they'll you'll be just fine just be yourself this is gonna hurt there oh wow that was actually one to kill okay i was not expecting that now lemon is a tool fan uh i wouldn't go so far as a fan but lemon is um i'm weird when it comes to music so basically i know i'm not really a big fan of any one particular musician but i am a big fan of songs so that way i feel like that's the safest way for me to do it just because that way if someone is ever like oh so-and-so's lead singer kicked a puppy it's like well you know now i don't feel bad for being a fan of them i'm just a fan of this that one particular song they did so maybe it's just my own backwards mentality i don't know but uh so i am a fan of multiple tools songs yes placing playing security was a constant dex build yeah that's why i couldn't get into it it's it's a good game uh i struggle with it because i despite being a band kid in the past life um just cannot seem to get the timing down all right buddy i'm gonna need you to go anywhere but there that's the spirit there you go uh yeah i just i really struggle with the timing and the time blocking and such for some reason not sure why uh and the fact that it doesn't allow for whatever build you want which is a big deal for me oh good lord um yeah that's a really big deal to be able to do my own builds and my own nonsense so the fact that secure really took a lot of that away by saying here's your sword go get them i wasn't a big fan but it is what it is i think i missed a few things there i apologize let me double check real quick make sure i didn't miss too much millisaurus thank you so much for joining really appreciate it enjoy those emotes the next one is around 15 intelligence next to 18 intelligence no it's not 15 18. uh-uh basic magic weapon is 10 you think ah okay well hey we're ready for great weapon then i suppose um let's see and dave my man thank you so much plus being a fan of only only a band feels restricting when there's a plethora of music with different artists absolutely for sure alright sorry about that had to jump off of the game there so please excuse the lag please excuse the lag but hey dave thanks for joining again appreciate it two months i think that said very nice pickup truck what whips are we going to use while getting beaten with ornstein's smoke the barbed whip that pyromancer uses was what got you through that fight yes so as soon as possible we are going to be going for the uh barbed whip for sure um because i want a dual wield whips should be fun anyway so lair my man i'm so sorry i am so sorry this is this has to happen it's for a joke i need it i need this i'm so sorry daniel thank you so much for joining you probably don't feel so good about that now all right let's see we got okay he can he can just power stance through that all right yep this is going to be this is going to be a struggle chad is upset with me i understand watch those viewers plummet here they go just kidding no guys it's for a joke guys it's for a joke it's okay oh god i can't hit him it's important for the video i need this it's what makes us different oh man it's fat rolling oh god i'm so sorry ow yeah there we go there we go halfway there oh man why is my game like lagging like that that's not ideal now look what they did to my boy honestly guys we're doing him a favor we all know how this story ends it's we're we're trying to help we're trying to help oh it hurts so bad he's so strong all right well this is a good good test run for fighting an enemy that can actually fight back um kind of gotta time him here well that didn't work hoping to just kind of pair him there we go ow god that's so bad one one there you go run away ow okay can't goof it anymore stop just let me hurt you i'm so sorry just intimidate him there okay this will work ow this would have worked if i had more estus i really don't want to use humanity but i will all right we're gonna have to okay no we're not [Laughter] no joke is worth it so so many people so man everyone's so mad it's worth it damn it i'm sorry we need it we need that bucket daniel knows what's going on daniel knows thank you so much for the donation yes see all right there is everyone happy now we had to give him that win we had to make him feel good about it joke's on you [Laughter] oh god here comes the dragon now too game i'm sorry it's important was solaire even getting hurt you know yes and no yes and no all right he's still here right okay please don't forgive me okay thank god i was just saying if he just forgives me right away i'm gonna feel so bad but he does not thank goodness i feel less terrible about this all right buddy i love you but you're i need you to come with me it's just a prank bro it's just for the goofs it's for the goofs can i no i cannot parry when i'm two-handing okay are you really doing that solaire buddy come on man all right i was gonna hope to lure him into the dragon fire that way i didn't have to do this but he's uh not really not really participating here so we're just gonna have to slowly whip him to death maybe maybe we'll all right we'll try we'll try come on buddy come on it doesn't count as murder if something else does it right that's how this works there you go there you go a little bit for how far is this aggro no i'm curious what's uh oh well all right so far so good no no solaire don't kill us both dragon dragon go okay all right we had to do it i promised we had to do it all for the single bucket no there it wasn't just the bucket all right where am i going here what am i doing we need to move forward i need to get somewhere safe and now you burn his body yes like valhalla we sent him to a better place is this my son oh no is this my son it's pretty close honestly it's the closest we could ever get him let's be real the man just wanted to touch the sun and we got him there all right so first things first why do i have all this stuff on my hot bar okay so first things first why can't i rest is it you huh is it no probably not what about you okay hold on a minute okay garbage man this looks so bad can i please sit down no all right fine uh-huh yeah that's what i thought just got it it's like a cat you just gotta make it feel like you don't care and then it'll do what you want it to do all right we're gonna pump into endurance for a while now because because sps stands for sexy party solaire oh kind of gross hold on let me take a minute hold on cut the camera carl there we go that's better sexy party solaire has arrived oh yeah that is a very inside joke if you know the reference i commend you if you don't understand the reference don't worry you're you're there with everybody else but yes sps was it worth it no but we're gonna pretend it was all right wow now the trick of this now is that the whole run we're gonna have to be human so this jokes make sense otherwise otherwise it was for nothing nothing sexy about beef jerky so you know there we go you killed him for that we did we did get the balder leggings hmm but we've already got the ashless chaps i mean like they're doing pretty good maybe maybe we'll get to balder leggings maybe we'll see just don't die oh yeah that's right if we just don't die we'll be good i will do my best it was worth it good i'm glad i'm glad somebody thinks so but yeah shout out to uh bonfireside chat podcast for making that joke i've always wanted to try it and here we are okay that's fine whatever we didn't kill sun bro the dragon killed sun bro we just let him there you can never regain your humanity after that oh god so gross so gross need humanity karma strikes watch this entire run now be cursed just because of that oh no that was short-lived yeah a little bit am i gonna be grinding let the rats god no i hope not hopefully we won't die very often hopefully all right but yeah probably a cursed run now at this point i accept this jokes just keep making themselves don't they all right moving on there we go isn't there a mod to permanently on look on hollow ah probably probably and if that is the case i will gladly use that because it doesn't change anything so wouldn't hurt okay well you know i'm uh i'm gonna go somewhere else you guys look like you're having fun i'm just gonna go anywhere but here and uh you all have a good day oh god there's always an item dupe glitch yeah we try to avoid glitches whenever possible am i forgetting about the mystery key no but why release him from his cell when he can just pop out himself he'll meet us at firelink shrine whether we do it or not it's all good it's all good don't even worry about it are the servers still dead for pc yeah as far as i know now what kind of am i looking at here i got a few souls we can pop you're late nah now we've only been going for about a little less than an hour just a little less all right learn the gesture i don't want that um and i don't think i have any of these let's buy one how's this looking wow eight extra damage my word how lucky are we oh god okay what's it actually yep nope that's that that is pretty bad oh boy okay mobius oh yes the fabled kinky run yeah pretty much pickup truck i found that the wolfe ring really helps in the whip only run also moonlight butterfly was a pain yes that is gonna be a problem isn't it chris thanks for joining enjoy your emotes all right so let's do this let's go ahead and start popping some souls see if we can't get there okay at least to level two at least level two that 96 all right that's so bad it's morbid time oh god as the kids say a packers what's a pogers am i saying that right oh god don't get to catch streams much because of the time zones and stuff but hey from australia well hey thanks for joining uh sorry if it's super late or super early or whatever the case may be but hey thanks for joining why do i have solaire's help we don't ask questions here no questions just let it happen we're sexy parties to layer don't ask questions i don't think that even has like extra range i think it's just like a little extra damage and that's it what is this weapon why is it bad all right well it's not terrible but it's not the worst thing i've ever seen where is he lemon where is sun bro he tripped yeah no sunbro uh decided that it would be in his best interest to try and fight the dragon and it uh did not work out ow he tried his best and that is what we shall remember him by his best all right come on big guy i'm a big guy that is okay this is fine what are we looking at 43 i can work with 43. i cannot work with that though ugh medium roll hickey sound boy whip it whip it good i'm trying i don't know if there is such thing as whipping good with this thing this thing is can only whip poorly [Music] kind of wonder maybe the r2 isn't no not this one maybe the one-handed r2 that's the way to go here would you please just hello i just want like a potential piece of tight knife that's all i want 43 pretty bad because this is also 43 so we're just going to hand it and call it a day there you go there's the shard we're good archmage tyler brought some extra killing for the community fire hope it helps well thank you much appreciated all right fire keeper's soul that's a thing you know what let's go ahead and get the full 10. whip it in a better than mediocre fashion will i do this to black knights as well oh no we're not touching black knights if we don't have to we got the outfit we're good to go yeah while we're here let's go ahead and let's go ahead and do this nailed it nailed it okay we onward to victory it's lance i'm sorry did i miss the super chat my bad man give it a minute give me a minute i'm on it i got you i got you fam let's see where is he where is he he's in here somewhere there's so much talking it got away from me it's gone now sorry lance whatever you said i wholeheartedly agree that's as best i could do for you sorry about that yeah it does lag whenever i uh step off of dark souls so i can read chat properly so uh that's what's happening my apologies all right igna hey thank you for joining enjoy your emails dagger only run honestly daggers are one of my favorite weapons so you'd be doing me a favor just saying right so we got the plus 10 or we got the 10 plus one that'll work galaxy lemon whip the dark souls musical uh nope that is false i don't know where you got that ghost dagger only that has a pretty cool moveset actually when do i get flame whip never that's a pyromancy not a whip don't lie to yourself any bloodborne runs planned yes um this upcoming weekend next or i'm sorry don't clip that this upcoming weekend will be a bioshock run look at the eyes [Laughter] we go to our death and he knows it um yeah this upcoming weekend will be a bioshock run but then after that after that if all goes well we will hopefully uh have the bloodborne molotov run done for the weekend after that we'll see i'm hoping when do i play into nae nae never never ever which bioshock the first one because we always start with the first one going out of order is a fool's game and also makes my brain mad so we don't go out of order it's also why i haven't played final fantasy because i didn't play the first one and now there's 15 of them and i just don't know where to go anymore all right give me one more thank you and whip three 104 everything's gonna be fine all right uh oh something's cheaper than tinder well we better get rid of that can't have them advertising there i don't know add moderator there we go oh good hide user in channel there we go problem solved okay they're gone they can't hurt us anymore they're gone now allegedly yeah they're gone now we're good all right everything's fine everything's fine i need a bot wrangler i've got a couple mods but they also have like weird time zones so you know they can't always be here also my the time i do streams is awful so anyway uh your car doesn't let you donate but you'd like to tell me that you're a perfect candidate for a max equipped load run tried it but failed i i'm not 100 interested in that that sounds awful not gonna lie as a fan of uh quick rolling that that sounds like the literal worst but hey thanks for the thoughts i appreciate it mitchell currently doing a frenzy flame run in eldon ring no idea what that is fun fact every bosses ah chat ran away with it give me a minute sorry sorry it's immune to madness no expectation exceptions ah got it there we go sorry for the lag um yeah that you know i love how many times people were like hey have you thought about this kind of run for elderly i'm like i don't know what that is every time we're like yeah you should totally use ballistas like there's ballistas that sounds cool i didn't know that what do you think about this boss well uh that's a name that's that's a that's a cool sounding name that's about all i can tell you it's it's good to see that dark souls is still making metal metal as hell names for their bosses that's about all i know ow you can't parry a whip you fool good yeah yeah let's let's try that theory again there you go no okay oh you bastard no drinking estus and sexy party so there's time new look at that sun oh that's so nice let's uh that feels like an emote yay all right anyway let's see if we can't just merrily sprint our way through here hi hello how we doing yes oh what what wonderful buffs you have okay i made it hamilton am i going for the notch whip or the guardian tail uh yes yes i am i'll be going for both ever going to do an all gale run i think challenger andy has that one covered what's my favorite dark souls boss [Music] like dark souls one ah i don't know i don't know will i ever try a pyromancy flame only run nah uh gamer's weekend did that one i mean i guess i could do it like at soul level one but that's also like a super popular well-known run so like meh tonight the music seems so loud sorry why haven't i played elden room yet i don't like it it doesn't feel good and i don't like it it's a great game and i'll never say otherwise but uh just uh doesn't work for me it it feels like 68 damage that's not so bad one short of the funny number damn it um yeah it feels and it might change of course as time goes on but uh it feels like fromsoft just took all of their ideas from all of their games and just cobbled it all together to a point where now it's just overwhelming now uh so like you know it's like oh cool literally every up dogs are awake um literally every element in every game ever cool that's that's a lot of elements also weapon arts are a thing now okay uh oh also there's beast men uh wait what and also you know just kind of it was just too much it's it overwhelmed me immediately and i didn't really feel a drive to explore or rather i felt too much of a drive to explore which meant i didn't get anywhere apparently i don't know i don't know i it just didn't rub me the right way and it just didn't work out and then the few times i did have fun with it i was playing co-op which was great except that co-op doesn't work very well and the few times that it did work well where i didn't get kicked from a connection error um we got invaded immediately by someone that had endgame everything so kind of ruined that experience too so i guess what i'm trying to say is i just don't like it that's that's all oh that's pretty good actually running damage not bad i see you oh by the way we're fighting gargoyles ow no you oh damn it oh i thought the gargoyle followed me off that would have been funny ah damn oh well yes i have heard i have heard that the seamless co-op mod is now a thing uh which should help should help for sure um i'll have to i'll have to install it for me and the wife that way we can play it together i've also been told that i think the seamless co-op mod also disables invaders which would be very helpful as well because again anytime i try and play with my wife it's just it's just constantly getting invaded and neither of us are having any fun so frustrating all the way around you know how it goes i'd much rather play dark souls 2 uh co-op with my wife honestly we finished dark souls 1 and we had a great time and she's really wants to play dark souls 2 because i told her how much um how much better the magic gets as far as like just variation and stuff so she's super excited about it oh and also of course all the firebombs um but from soft needs to get on that so we can play together one day one day i'll get everything i want all right you again come here i have an idea for you come here jesse how's the sultan's sacrifice experience been uh it was great apparently i am part of like a crowd of about five percent because apparently everyone else really didn't like it for some reason not sure why um but no i had a great time with it and uh if you don't believe me i made a review for it so their view their view is very much my feelings towards the whole thing as are all my reviews as always um but yeah i guess i guess a lot of people said they just really didn't like it and uh to the point where they all blamed me and said that i uh said that i was just shilling forward and got paid and i was like i there's youtube has a thing in the top left corner that shows if you're getting paid for something i don't i literally can't lie about that for fear of getting sued but whatever uh but yeah no i i'm really enjoying it i'm having a good time and i've actually just started editing the wiki uh or rather i've just started making the wiki for uh for it so that's all good progress being made and uh once once they finally stop adding patches and i know the devs have mentioned now um that they have another patch coming soon so not yet but eventually once they stop adding patches there we go that's better um once they stop adding patches then i'll start doing challenge ones for it really excited about the fist challenge run because it has an actual move set now really excited about the firebomb challenge run because it's got like 10 different firebombs um the fact that there is a hidden world that there is a hidden world that i haven't been to yet where if you combine runes into the gate that spell the word lemon the fact that that exists is exciting for me it's just like the best thing ever good god please stop i just want to win why is it so hard um although i am a little upset that they added they re-added potatoes in the form of carrots so we did not escape the wrath of the potato only run it is still going to be a thing wait what yeah you didn't know there's a world six come on now there we go i just need like two more good hits on that one and we'll be good yeah come here stop copying your brother come on and sorry about the missing donations here give me one second i'll go back and read them all oh you bastard all right all right just one more just one more god this medium rule is killing me okay just gonna do the fire breath you're gonna do the fire breath very original one down all right sexy party solaire strikes again let's go waiting for the carrot only run you'll get it don't you worry you'll get it it'll be interesting i'm curious to see how okay greedy there it is sexy party solar anyway um yeah it's gonna be interesting actually i'm curious to see what challenge runs in that game are gonna look like because there's a lot of bosses so we'll see woo you said you didn't want potatoes insult and sacrifice the devs crane did you wish yeah no they the bastards honestly if i remember correctly uh zephyr the one that made the guy that made my potato mod uh for the first game he was an alpha tester um i got to play the alpha but he was an alpha tester like qa and so he uh i think he actually suggested he said like hey there's no potatoes in here and so they made the carrots so so we have him to thank yet again for getting [ __ ] repeatedly so yay anyway um all right let's let this play i'll go back and find all those uh donations i missed i apologize why are the pants so tight uh you know there's probably a reason for that but ask your parents all right let's see let's see what we missed okay um let's see you're starting if you're starting to think that a fist only challenge run is this a good idea for dark souls boy man creature thing um for dark souls no it's a terrible idea for salt and sanctuary uh it's all right and for salt and sacrifice it's a great idea chaos typhoon love salt and sacrifice after the first patch release had a bit too much juggling for my taste but that fixed and i love it yes yeah they added a lot of quality of life changes which is really great actually um yeah there was a few things where the for the average consumer that were too much um but it uh i they think they've i think they've taken care of pretty much all of that now so definitely way better than it was on launch for most people dave you really wanted to like it you really wanted to like salt too but it just felt too weird for you i like your experience with other ring it was the same thing as overwhelming eye catcher that's fair yeah um honestly it's not for everybody i can understand that and especially if you were just wanting more salt uh like more assault one it's it's definitely different uh zero hood are you sure on the fence about the new salt there are tons of problems with boss move sets and weapon balance including the bugs where two or three major spawn in one area i think they've actually taken care of that at this point if i remember correctly but you know maybe uh let's see josh completely agree with your take on elden ring played that game to completion not long after you uninstalled the game yeah you know honestly i'm kind of curious i'm kind of curious uh but i think um and hold on because i saw someone asked is salt and sanctuary co-op yes it is it is a local co-op or if you're playing on pc or a couple other things you can play online if you need instructions for how to do that it is all detailed in my wiki yes i'm always welcome anytime um but yeah uh i think the problem with elder ring are not the problem with eldering but what's going to happen with elden ring and it's just a guess but i think what's going to happen is that we're going to see the bioshock 3 treatment where when it initially comes out it feels like the most important thing ever it feels like the most important game that's ever been released everyone gives attends everyone loves it it's the best thing ever and now that the hype has gone down and that people have started to play it more than once people are going to start being like oh you know what actually maybe i don't like this that much and now we're going to start seeing the review pieces and people saying like you know actually elton ring isn't a good game and here's why and like you're gonna get a bunch of stuff like that so um that is a guess of course but i have a feeling that that's gonna start happening bioshock 3 wasn't great no it wasn't it wasn't it was actually pretty bad in a lot of respects and but if you go back to when reviews were happening and like the local uh opinion at the time everybody loved it so just interesting interesting to see the psychology behind it honestly how do you slide down ladders in dark souls 1 uh you press b uh or whatever your dodge button is you just press it once um in the other games you have to press it and hold a direction but in dark souls 1 you just press the button once martin hope you're having a great day and even better weekend keep being keep on being alleged guys what's a ledge is legend good thing i feel like ledge is a good thing i'm gonna use context clues and just hates a good thing hey thanks martin i appreciate that yeah thank you i will continue to leg or plank or whatever it is that you want me to do there thank you so much what pulls you back into playing the dark souls franchise over and over again build variety plain and simple it is a game that can be played 75 different ways and they all feel not always valid but they do feel like they're possible so let's do it that way let's see uh i missed somebody i'm sorry hold on i was looking at something chris thank you so much for joining thank you so much for joining i appreciate it enjoy those emotes all right here's the best ledge there is that's too late now and i'm afraid to ask oh god why is my character so built because he's sexy parties solaire to be weird if he wasn't is that the solar armor yeah we don't talk about that poor man died to a dragon and that's the story we're sticking to it i should have saved some of those points to upgrade the whip uh whatever too late now um or at least buy a weapon upgrade station good lord what am i doing will i ever play neo one or two i have never played neo2 i have played neo one to completion and it was all right and i do have a ranged only run in that game there is a vod for the start of it it's uh it's pretty bad but but we're getting there we're getting there i'm going to deal with orangey and smoke slowly [Laughter] lemon ledge more like lemon pledge oh i'll quit now i'm sorry bioshock 3 was an interesting story let down by the gameplay you might want to revisit it you might want to revisit it it's actually that not so great story too on top of it all it's weird it's it's weird like the brain fog that everyone has around it like maybe it's just kind of a situation and this is i i love looking at the how much does the key cost a thousand i will buy that real quick um i as some of you might know i really do like kind of dabble in mental health stuff a lot uh for job and other reasons um but uh the psychology behind gamers which also of course you know applies to other things but um but a lot of the psychology behind gamers and how they think and operate and like review things and like just the weird brain fog that they tend to all get at the same time about certain things is just it's really interesting to me like it's pretty it's really pretty interesting so like if you think about it if i said hey ocarina of time best game ever right like 90 of people that grew up playing it would be yes best game ever best n64 game highly superior you know uh but if you go back and play it and you take off the nostalgia red glasses for a minute um it it's really not anymore i mean it it's it's one of those things where you go like yeah this was like a revolutionary game for its time and it was but you can't argue it's a good game anymore it's just waiting sqlite has had it right it is just a game about waiting it's so weird i don't know anyway getting off my getting off my psychology high horse over here once you smoke the lightning latched whip isn't too bad well i hope so because that's probably going to be our probably going to be our strategy being honest what do i need i need about 65 is that quick math 65 morsels all right let's go rose turning classes yeah yeah exactly what did i say red yeah supposed to be rose huzzah oh wow we actually one hit him interesting we can one hit the beginning draglings how about that there's hope oh god opinion on halo and halo infinite i have not played it i have played halo 1 and halo 2 and that's about it get around to it eventually one of my buddies has promised that he'll uh help me through it because i just kind of get bored so he and i are gonna play through it together and after that i'll be able to form an opinion i missed someone else's question i'm sorry probably like 17 other questions gustav just got off work turns out the caffeine supplements are not to be consumed by children i am a child i will not sleep tonight okay all right well you sound you sound like you have a couple things going on there so i hope it all works out for you thanks for the donation all righty so here's what we're going to do here's what we're going to do we're going to where's the dragon there he is right on cue rough man we're gonna sprint this way i think we're gonna have to capra that feels about right we could go after like the butterfly i guess but i don't know not really feeling that let's head the other way all right gladly first time getting to see me stream hope you're having a good weekend well thank you same to you i am having a good weekend it just started let's open this door shall we any tips for dark souls 1 dark souls 2 is your first souls game so you don't know how that'll play out uh dark souls 1 is going to feel a little bit clunkier and less floaty than dark souls 2. but honestly whatever build your head in dark souls 2 is probably your best bet for dark souls 1. so try sticking with that for now and then go from there bot is back man dang bots that's where i said hide that user yeah there they go they gone sponsored by bots yeah apparently apparently who does that work on do you ever wonder that like i don't know man like it's not like grandpa who doesn't know how computers work is clicking on links or watching me stream so so that's that's not their target demographic and then unless you're like six in which case you're not my target demographic you're not supposed to be here either um but unless you're six like who would click on that link who indeed all right anyway i will help you out of there brilliant thank you you opened the door i am a wizard i never learned the lock spell knock spell whatever knock it's knock i play d d all right there's the catalyst excellent and now with our newfound power why didn't i come down here before the gargoyles where were you on that one chat come on chat we could have had so much better stuff we could have been op oh well good to struggle a little bit before we start doing uh before we start doing well what do i think about mmos in general um you know as someone who really doesn't have a whole lot of free time oh this controller's starting to break on me i'm not running very much anymore um yes but suffering yeah good point uh someone who doesn't have a whole lot of free time the grind and the uh oh uh the treadmill of it all is unfortunately just not a good fit anymore um i used to play a couple mmos with some friends of course so those were fun it's it's a good genre it does seem to struggle though because it requires entirely that it have a population to be like at its peak and it also struggles from the psychology uh we're going back into gaming psychology where if uh so say you have a game right let's say uh what was the one that recently came out new world so you got new world all right cool people play it good it's at its peak because so many people are playing it great millions of players as soon as people start to leave the game is dead because the mentality is is that if an mmo is dying people don't want to play it anymore because you put a lot of hours into an mmo right and if you put hours into an mmo you don't want to put hours into undead mmo unless you really enjoy it um so people start to leave but that's actually like a catch-22 because as soon as people think about leaving then they start leaving because do you see what i'm saying if they think it's a dying mmo they'll leave and if people think it's if people start leaving people say it's a dying mmo so it continues and continues and continues and it's just a whole problem so i think mmos are a great genre they're a lot of fun sometimes but they do struggle kolg ordered a burger at 1am good choice in for the long haul hey from new zealand sorry for the name made it seven years ago that's fine don't worry about it um 1am time for one last mistake am i right brokemage well jojobat you mean joebot uh oh joja will jojobat return in future runs um if i do future runs of what is that game stardew valley uh then yes absolutely uh what do we need for magic weapon it did require ten three thousand all right all right be right back give me a minute um but yeah absolutely he'll he'll be back don't you worry he pops up occasionally whenever i play games that involve chickens i've noticed um like there was that one video i did for the like 3d version of like an apocalypse starter valley uh what was called no place like home um so on that one he he made an appearance because there was a lot of chickens in that game uh but yeah well um one of these days i'll probably do another stardew valley challenge run i have to think about it but uh but if we get around to that point then yeah absolutely okay so what do i need i need three thousand kind of we can work on that let's see okay you kill you thank you for the fire you know there's a couple loose souls around here too we can grab those let's just grab those easier why is the crest falling warrior still breathing um because he's kind of hard if your weapon is bad so and our weapon is very bad and the water is snoring that's good that's good let's see i've got a loose soul [Music] right there there we go let's see there should be a couple down here we'll go get i know he's a thousand souls i know i know but if he kills us then we don't have firelink shrine anymore and we possibly lose the 2000 souls we already have there's 400 i thought there might be some souls attached to these they are not this come on controller yeah these are just those okay dang it you thought you had me but you were wrong please let me leave please stop i'm sorry i didn't mean to insult you in your bones where's the stairs there we go controller oh god apparently this controller is tired of oh no this controller is tired it only wants to walk come on all right we made the control we have to wait to switch controllers in a minute here there we go i think i left the soul up here too the bot is back seriously omg [ __ ] ad jesus oh god give me a minute i'm getting that give me a minute how does it keep coming back this is just like 17 different versions of it i guess it's probably the case oh bots these days is there i wonder i wonder if youtube has this i know i know twitch does where you can um set the you can set it so that it actually blocks certain things i want to check that uh okay give me one second let me change my controller here real quick do i have one down here i don't know kurosaki four months thanks so much holy cow member for three whole months four now welcome back thank you so much uh i do have some controllers down here one second noah good luck go get him bud okay actually no you what i take it back i have a better controller i have an even better one hold on all right let's try this let's try this i take where's this one pc gaming yeah so i take this one out okay can i break everything there we go everything is broken now give me a minute oh god just came here if you have a problem with bots press continue challenge runs the stream they just bombarded you know we haven't had them we haven't had them up until recently until this stream honestly um so i think that's just a new development someone someone out there is excited to bring us the the world of cheaper than tinder i guess how do i make it so that is this gonna be one of those things where dark souls wants me to restart it probably chester my name is lemon and i have three ferrets and a roll of duct tape for underpants uh-huh that was that was clever review very clever i see what you're doing all right all right how do i there we go trying to do this with a muscle keyboard it's not working out so well give me a second dominic welcome thank you so much all right we're gonna quit dark souls real quick everyone hang in there everyone hang on it just needs to recognize the new controller that's all all right there we go restart the run no not quite you know what i mean you know what i mean there we go all right we're golden um someone asked why i don't use a mouse and keyboard because mouse and keyboard is really bad in dark souls i don't know if you've noticed like i even tried it on eldon ring just to kind of give it a go it's still not great it's still not great controller definitely superior for sure [Music] there he is sexy party solaire he's back baby i've ever thought about doing a demon souls channel drones yes i have one of them in mind i have one of them in mind my mouse is still on the screen they're real problem solved all right uh let's see oh hello that's right you yes you i have words with you um should be able to pop about two of these and one of these and that's gonna be just short so fine let's see so we need to go kill one last person who's it gonna be it's you yes it is all right we're golden so it's the new controller ddr pad yeah can't you tell no it's just a much much better newer controller i'll take that thank you why i need you to just not do that anymore thanks all right so left hand search for catalyst right hand whip and a tune magic weapon why do i feel like this isn't going to help us very much it's definitely not going to help us against the butterfly that much is certain i'm probably just going to come back to that i can't see me doing anywhere near enough damage with that so all right let's see what we're looking at 125. that is a solid boost in performance ladies and gentlemen that's a solid boost magic buffs are allowed yeah we're still using we're still using the uh the whip it's all good it's all good broke mage your parental unit recently got back in the game after taking a break the last time she was during pong hey same decided to have her play dark souls one oh god you're a monster why didn't you start her on something easy that she can understand like minecraft or something you're an animal don't do that to your parents we have feelings too all right so let's see so we are going to go for what am i doing what am i doing where am i going where am i going let's you know we better make sure we better go make sure our lady of firelink is okay this thing lasts a long time what is it for the rings at 20 000 or some garbage to get the longer lasting ring and i have to think about that try being dark souls games but one of your friends tries to kill you ah yeah i thought you were hello my boy uh i would love to but uh dark souls on pc does not have any online capabilities right now yep every time i all right well let's get that ring real quick good games for parents are the lego games that is a pretty good start honestly okay for a second i thought she died it was really worried there we go minecraft isn't an easy game to start with i would disagree i would say that minecraft is good because you can curate the experience right like you can you can put them into creative mode and only give them three blocks and say hey make a house go ahead all the enemies are gone nothing's an issue just just go ahead just play it a little bit and that'll help them get used to controls again once they get used to controls you can start adding mobs or start adding some others you know like that's how i did it with like the younger children in my life and they were our masters at minecraft now so i don't know i think it's worth it you leave me no choi you leave me no choice time to leave she took over half of the first boss's health with the broken sword oh well in that case sushi is actually from the pong era then hi welcome to us older gamers we're used to games being completely unfair we are we are used to a game saying yeah no get good and us going okay and then the game saying wait no stop i was kidding we're no yeah no i i rented you i'm going to beat you now i rented you i have to earn my five dollars worth i only get allowance every once in a while like once a week if i rent a bad game that's it you always get bored you start playing minecraft you know i just honestly haven't played minecraft in years i think i played it briefly about a year ago like i said when i was uh helping some of the children in my life learn how to play games but outside of that that's that's all i've played no idea what's happening in that game anymore probably a bunch of good stuff or nothing good one of the two all right there's our boy we're just gonna leave them there because i do not need twinkling tight knight though upgrading my whip to plus five would be a good idea it's certainly an option you missed the time you missed the time when games were unfair uh i don't i mean don't get me wrong like some games today are definitely too hand-holdy for sure but i also don't miss a game kicking you all the way back to the start because you ran out of lives you know if i go back to any older games nowadays i will gladly use any save state or anything like that that they allow for sure because i just want to play and experience a game i don't really want to have to do what i did as a kid and memorize a game to like speedrunner degrees just to just to see what the ending looks like ah damn it probably just probably just twinkling tight knight anyway it's all good don't eat it all right where's my boy where's my boy where are you at i heard you there you are all right take the goody and run ow do i go for no we don't need we don't need the red tear stone ring we're fine we're fine everything's good i'm terrible at playing in hyper mode anyway okay so we are good to go here um we could go after the moonlight butterfly but i don't think we're going to do that until i get my bleed whip we could go after the doll we could remember to get the doll that would be ideal but also this whip is terrible and i'd rather wait until plus 10. am i allowed to parry of course i'm allowed to parry um it's just that whips don't repost so not no real point to it there we go there we go that's better so i think we're going to do is we're just going to go after capro and just push that way that seems like the safest bet that seems like a safe bet for now no dark souls run is complete without the grass crust yeah you know i know i praise uh dark souls for having build variety and it does um but i do think that dark souls 2 did better in that regard in the sense that there is um even more variety and that there's not one ring that you will always equip like the fat ring and there's not one shield that you'll always grab like the stamina regen ring i mean a lot of people will still but it's less it's less obvious that that is the one thing that you'll go to which i appreciate all right rest of this bonfire oh what to do what to do yeah just gonna murder capra and then we'll come back upgrade our whip and keep going capra already yeah yeah we're booking less than two hours let's go how good is bleeding dark souls one oh you're you're in for a treat you're in for a treat ring of blades yeah well that depends though like because if you're not a if you're not a melee build then uh or i guess it would be like a physical build but if you're not a physical build then you're not gonna be using that at all two big cats how's it going it's going good thanks for asking water break that's better we have the soup ladle don't need build variety yeah valid point i retract my statement all righty so capra easiest way to cap raws back through the berg i think i just tried to click in the left stick to jump okay good job lemon alden rings screwed up status effects as well i believe that i've heard okay totally intentional let's go get a ring um i have heard that like bleed and rot i think is what people are saying is like super op which i believe i have seen frost used as well but outside of that i don't really know what uh what you guys did no that's my thing go get your own final come to you ha ha i have no intention of fighting any of these enemies too many all right bleeding cold are the problems well there you go how far into the run am i uh we're going into capra capra demon so you haven't missed much we did kill the gargoyles but outside of that um and the taurus i guess but other than that no nothing else so how was the name of the backlogs born uh well i have about 400 plus games in my steam library i'm afraid to look at the epic game store now at this point and uh let's not even talk about all the physical copies of things i own so uh so i have quite the backlog to go through and uh we're doing it in such a fashion that i'm basically just doing challenge runs for all the games i've never played and uh yeah we'll work our way through games like that it's working so far all right hello puppy puppy no oh god oh god oh they're from behind now too i don't know how that dog died but that's okay oh no sit sit boo boo okay run away all according to plan i hear the other one coming oh god there we go one hit kill with the r2 one hit kill the r1 everything is fine everything is fine we're okay let's see if we can i doubt it i didn't think so all right we're doing it all natural nope ow wow well good news solaire's armor has heavy bleed resistance so that's that's a plus oh i see you perry this you filthy casual there we go that wasn't bad at all male breaker because reasons okay what did lemon do i just arrived that that uh that message had all the energy of someone that literally like kicks in a door and like throws himself down on the couch right away now there we go no no oh god don't tell me they're too low oh god that's not good all right what if i so i have to one-handed for the dogs all right well it works it's not happy about it oh boy a turkish shield oh boy kill solaire uh i did no such thing the dragon killed solaire i just helped there we go okay game time make sure that dog is not there okay cool all right here we go this is gonna be bad isn't that assisted homicide i believe the actual term for that is uh what is it oh it's been a while what is that called accomplice it's called being an accomplice all right dogs are down good job whip and now 61. that is not as good as i was hoping i can't see at least we'll get enough oh stagger man one what a game with a sexy whip there yeah sexy whip ow all right sippy break sippy break maybe a buff break two while we're at it because it's arm day there you go there we go is it just the one take your lumps take your bumps i'll get greedy my turn that was so bad at all capra demon first try easy peasy nice not bad not bad you do see because it's easy we do it because it's hard something like that what is this all right get upstairs come on there you go that's the spirit am i gonna try to beat the dlc bus always when have i ever not i think i think i've always done it i plan on using power within that is certainly a strategy we will test it and see it would be that would be nice to have just to make these whips viable because they are not very good not very good we do what we must because we can absolutely someone gets it do i enjoy suffering no i'm having fun i'm not suffering at all i'm having fun alright so let's see so with these boatloads of souls let's finally get this thing to plus five excuse me sir let's get this whip to plus five get this done pour the rest of it into endurance i guess maybe that's kind of where our points are going to be going i don't think we're really gonna be dumping into decks very much anymore especially if we go with like a lightning build it just doesn't make sense to push more into it so i think we're good mediocre damage away all right mississippi whips are way better in dark souls 2 and i believe it and three in dark souls two they have very very bad um what's the word durability so i'm not sure about that one all right um we rocks you uh we're playing with whips in general not just this whip have i done any secure runs um i have played through securo i have not done any challenge drones now what bosses next i think we're going to the depths depth seems like the way to go so that would be uh gaping i do believe i would call this stockholm syndrome if the game isn't a person i mean am i playing remastered no i'm playing uh prepare to die edition all right so i have one already that's good i'll buy one more we'll reinforce this one i need three more okay okay okay all right not the worst thing i've ever seen 120 plus that extra 31. um baby oh i got 5 000 left oh christmas don't mind if i do it's enough for two more one more point in endurance let's see actually actually maybe dual wield the whips uh one of those whips is illegitimate so i can't actually use it i used it just to get through the um the first boss dang all right we'll get another level up on the way back that's all right we'll get the level up on the way back okay can someone explain the sexy solar meme it's actually a invasion build uh that was used by what are their names uh the bonfireside chat podcast um when they reviewed dark souls they told what kind of builds they were using and they they made a lot of creative builds they played a lot of dark souls um so one of them for co-op was uh sexy solaire sexy party solaire who had whips but basically just sat in the background and just cheered on players so i'm doing that one um and then the other build they had was death itself where they just used poison and toxic fog and wore the um what's that black outfit that you get from ceaseless that area they just put that on would walk around corners whenever like an invader or whatever person they invaded was coming around and then just start blowing all the mist at them so just cool little ideas just a nod all right still have to get the dial ooh let's go get the doll i'm feeling confident let's go get the doll good call chat way to go was murdering solar really imperative yes for the joke [Laughter] oh god uh are we going for crystal magic weapon i don't know that one requires a lot of effort to get so maybe not intentional we did it we did it we're fine pickup truck reviews just had a shower thought oh just had a shower thought if elden ring has an amazing dlc on the level of artorias do you think that would elevate it to a game as a game because of its own um i see what you're saying i see you're saying just like dark souls one even my favorite area is granted so i would argue that dark souls one without the dlc was still a good game like still very solid game but the the dlc elevated the story right because the dlc introduced like all the background and all this other stuff that was really imperative and fromsoft kind of has it kind of has a history of doing that if we're being completely honest so let's just say for the sake of argument that i am looking forward to eldon rings dlc explaining what the hell is going on in the story because i lost me completely within the first hour um so yes i am looking forward to that and i do think that would be the case also hey thank you so much by the way for that very generous donation good lord thank you very much hopefully they come up with that dlc soon though because i am not doing a fire bomb run twice there you go if anyone asks why i'm not doing um why i'm not doing any elderly challenges is because i don't want to do runs twice so i'm waiting for the dlcs to drop or hopefully just one um okay so let's see here i don't need that um we need to go to the gaping dragon and that is this way hello my dude maxwell has a really good explanation that goes into el ring's story okay i mean i guess let me let me rephrase i'm sure there's like some at the current point that i'm at naturally it just feels all cobbled together i'm glad that there's like some reasoning behind it that's always good to hear uh that they kind of you know they are able to tape it all together in the end um but from a natural storytelling standpoint i i just don't like the way it's going so far that's all the ring is pretty clear lore maybe i guess let me put it this way i have not made it past um the first story boss in that game i i bounced off it that hard i just did not enjoy my time with it so so maybe it does maybe it all does clear up but the fact that like the first boss i saw was uh very clearly a blood-borne enemy dropped in i was like oh and then there was the the statue cat with a sword i was like oh and then i don't know it just kind of kept and then there was the rock worms and i was like all right i don't maybe maybe i'm just maybe i'm just tired of from soft maybe i don't know maybe i just don't have any more room in my brain for from soft floor anymore that really hurt there we go like i said i do have i do have the cracked pot run not cracked pot i do have the pot run um planned out a lot of the research is almost done as far as like boss resistances and things like that so if anything is going to change my mind on that game it's going to be that so hopefully that's the case i i do hope i do lest anyone think i just hate on elder ring i really do hope it changes my mind that really hurts my god um yeah i really do hope it changes my mind while i'm playing it but i just haven't had any fun with the combat and things i don't know some some about it just doesn't feel right to me i'm not sure but we'll see maybe it's just because i'm not challenged running it maybe that's my reason kurasaki thank you again gonna head out now have a lovely rest of the day i appreciate it you too take care of yourself all right let's go get our pirate then we'll have to come back and go get our large shard yes me sexy party solaire saves his friends there you go you owe me all right we got a little bit of a problem waiting just okay not you i was talking more about her but there you are hello enjoy the whips what about two all right two is the wrong choice their aunties have calling in that favor how why is it hurt couldn't be because i'm not wearing chest armor that can that doesn't make sense my turn okay we're good no yes have i played system shock um i dabbled very briefly with the first one um i haven't really given it appropriate amount of time let's put it that way so one of these days i'll play it through stop hitting me your puppy good puppy no bad puppy okay where's there you are just gonna secretly drink behind this pillar like a high school student there we go ow okay give me the one finish dark souls without any souls impossible you get souls just for beating it and half the time the game just gives you souls at random there we go there we go oh boy all right let's time that a little bit medium rules man not for me have i ever played hollow knight uh briefly ow oh god oh the lag dang it dang it oh well oh yeah i played a little bit of oh god we're up here geez uh i played a little bit of hollow knight before i got distracted and never came back to it um felt pretty good for the time i was playing it so i'm sure it's a i'm sure it's a good game where am i going it's the wrong way i'll get around to it one of these days you know how it go it's just another game in the backlog as always i think you'd be the first one nah i mean like technically if you think about it like that's just the soul level one run oh well i guess it's a soul level one run without pyromancy is what that is or upgrading curtis thanks so much for joining appreciate it enjoy your emotes i thought about doing challenge runs with modded games for example the dark souls 3 convergence um no no i have not don't get me wrong i like mods they're a good time the lore mod for dark souls one uh was definitely like i spent a lot of time playing that was a lot of fun it's very cool what they did to make it feel like a whole new experience um but some mods out there are just a bit too much in my opinion um i haven't played convergence i've heard good things about the firebombs in that one i think is what as is how people were trying to sell it to me they're like no no there's like 17 different fire bombs and you can hold 99 again um i'm sure it's good but uh but no i wouldn't know the first thing about doing a challenge run in it you know like i i the channel drone would be me playing the run you know i don't think there would be any weird other way to do it how long do you think beating ornstein's smoke's gonna take not long not long if i do it right um we oh wait i didn't no it's whatever it's fine um if i do it right well i have the bleed whip already so that should really help maybe even some lightning who knows there we go now we're getting it jerks was one using only the street sword hilt zero lenny's already done it he's already done it and we don't need to stand on the shoulders of gods just feels cheap you know staying on someone else's shoulders call yourself tall that whole thing all right so while you guys are doing that i'm just gonna grab this all right cool thank you and there is a dog there was not supposed to be a dog okay that's fine all right someone made dark souls one mod that adds guns special attacks flying and a whole bunch of other crazy stuff i believe that is what's his name something to do with fire someone don't know uh yeah he's uh that man has done some weird things dark souls we'll say but i have seen it yes pickup truck challenge idea mountain blade war npc companion only army look oh god i have never actually played mountain blade uh i understand that the jank is uh like the whole appeal of it but for me it's like oh i don't know man that sounds that sounds like a bad time inferno plus thank you zero lenny is a pretty princess he sure is and don't anyone tell him otherwise if margaret gave me trouble i don't know how you're gonna fight morbis confessor morbis confessor of the heavy metal name yeah well you know to be fair i only gave him two tries and then i was like all right i'm done because at that point i had just kind of gotten fed up with elden ring and as a whole so could i made it past them i'm sure but i just didn't have it in me anymore i had other games i wanted to play and that one at the time felt like a third a third full-time job i just really didn't need you know i don't know maybe again it might just be me and it also might just be my demographic like i think as someone who has very limited free time to do things i want to do um it just it felt like a chore at the time and it was taking up the valuable free time i actually had and i i say that as a demographic and i i'd be happy if everyone else in chat that has that something similar going on can say otherwise i'm sure it's not the case but um but all of my buddies who also bought it and also have you know like full-time jobs and kids and all that stuff they all said the same thing like yeah honestly i just i just don't have time for this so i don't know it might just be maybe it's the open world aspect of it all who knows whatever it was it just did not did not appeal but hopefully like i said earlier hopefully firebombs using just firebombs will feel good on that one because briefly the little bit of testing i did with it uh to see how strong firebombs are uh was the one of the few times i had fun just blowing up a boss at three firebombs i was like oh well that's what i was doing wrong i just wasn't using firebomb silly me all right so i kind of skipped the key kind of regret that but oh no the wizard's there too now we're gonna have to go back crap all right pick up truck challenge one idea could you beat yugioh legacy the duelist without wanting to die uh no you cannot i i'm sure other people have tried and failed that challenge so we're not going to do that how's the day going day's going good pretty much just started so from what i've seen of it it's a good day so far all right the master key thank god thank god we're safe all right we gotta do ourselves justice here pop that back there we go broke mage are firebombs op and every souls like they certainly seem to be at least that's the proof i keep showing people we'll see if bloodborne proves me wrong on that one i will have to see uh no i need to go this way a little bit okay get up there um yeah we'll see if bloodborne proves me wrong on that one i'm fairly confident that demon souls will actually be pretty easy aside from one boss you all know which one um oops but yeah i think demon souls will kind of also just fall immediately to the flames as well so i don't know yeah i think i think fire bombs are just the way to play after being honest all right let's see here so one two all right good one two one two and can i get your attention please ow ow too much attention too much attention roll back where is he which one's three one i can't tell too many bodies top it off that corner curtis and pick up thank you so much give me a second a little occupied oh okay took that hint oh boy don't mess with the camera come on there we go one more for good measure there we go all right let me get rid of this guy here curtis you could try orcs must die and even three with traps only oh yeah you attack in that game don't you for some reason that's the only way i was thinking of playing i actually haven't actually played those ones it might be interesting and then more explanation as to why the drops humanity why the rats drop humanity uh that is because they eat the bodies they eat the bodies around and therefore they gather humanity demon souls is rather easy when it comes to bosses only the levels will pose trouble true true that the equip load lest we forget is this ds fixer remaster dsfx and the fact that you can't tell says something when our assault and sacrifice runs going to start uh when they stop patching the game um they have another planned patch coming out soon ow leave me alone alphonse let it be man there we go um yeah they have another patch coming out soon but hopefully that's the last one um i also do have one last salt and sac this will salt and sanctuary run uh planned that is currently in the works um it's a community effort so it's going to be a real good time and a good way to say goodbye to the game so we'll probably get that one done and then by then they hopefully will be done with the patches at which point we can begin all right let's do this you forgot the doll i have not yet forgot the doll i mean i haven't grabbed the doll yet but i haven't forgot about it why do i prefer ds fix over remastered uh remaster had a bunch of issues aside from leaving a bad taste in my mouth that i had to pay 20 dollars for better flame effects there really wasn't uh there really wasn't that much changed you know which is kind of disappointing but uh yeah i know i so i just i just like the original uh oh also uh remaster has a lot of really bad lag and stuff when it comes to like the sif fight things like that that i don't think were ever addressed so almost almost blocked all right let's see what we're dealing with here sexy party solaire cannot hit what is this 96 that is okay it's fine good lord we could not hit jack with that that was not a good start just gonna oh that was a tail attack that's what you were doing okay good start ladies and gentlemen it's going well i'm going to do dark souls 3 absolutely with the crossbow now oh you big bully would you please try one handing but then we lose damage oh god just like literally just stepping on me like the animal all right let's try yeah 63 versus yeah 100 ish yeah now we're gonna stick with the two-handed we just gotta get next to a leg that's all that's all he is not sure what to do we've got him right where we want him we just won't be able to take that tails off at least not easily ow yikes yikes what is happening thank you dark souls i must have to restart my computer or something i don't know it's getting a little rough out here oh okay oh i was not in the right spot apparently oh no that's not good oh my god just getting [ __ ] bullied over here jesus man i have not had this much trouble with oh my god that's not even worth it let's uh let's save our humanity if we can i will not lose these muscles all right we're good oh geez man just getting wrecked there was that about the heck was that about all right we're gonna blame it on my endurance [Laughter] we're just gonna blame it on the endurance oh let's see here give it all that that's fine we might have to take off our sexy gauntlets okay that's pretty good now let's see do i need to take off the sexy gauntlets yeah we do all right oh you know what actually no we're not using the grass crest shield right now saved it we're good oh this rut is bad okay did i i did good all right we're okay everything's okay salve from brazil well thank you hope you're doing well how's progress so far i mean it's been okay it's been okay it's not been uh not been super fast but uh you know we're doing all right power of capitalism once again needed no no no we're not there yet we're not there yet how's uh run away okay let's see what if just spitballing here oh god why what is that it's never been this bad before all right chat just for you just for you we're going to do the one-handed equip attacks would you enough with that my god are you serious the one time i have issues with this boss what is this cursed run cursed run i should never led solaire to his death there we go all right taking lumps oh god he actually tried oh now it's just sad hold on let me apply some blue all right i guess now we can two-hand it there we go there we go decent amount of damage right there right it's not terrible we've all seen worse we've all seen worse he's doing that again all right let's see where's my safety right about here okay that is something we're gonna have to work with i'd probably have to repair this whip now which is less than ideal all right we got this we're all right now why am i why am i so sweaty does anyone anyone see how glistening i look look at that that's not just me right like you guys see that too solaire he glistens oh what even am i even getting hit by at this point shine like a mirror i know i gotta roll in the water more often sexy party solaire knows no bounds glistening like the morning sun get down there get in there take your lumps oh okay uh wait wait time out okay what's in here we don't need we don't need the buff we don't need it there we go party solaire strikes again oh god very cool easy peasy pickup truck reviews if there's one thing you'll defend dark souls one remastered on its blighttown fps being it easier to get a copy i mean other people in the series i see what you're saying um that's true now like i said for me i'm using dsfix so a majority of the frame rate issues are taken care of so that's no longer an issue but i understand completely what you said hello uh what you're saying about it just being easier to get a copy of makes sense to me all right let's go drop off these souls real quick and then oh god do we do we push into blighttown where we can you know go get some more large titanite and you know push forward or do we go i might have to go back anyway let me see what the durability of this whip is first let's see what we're looking at first things first uh our endurance is fine we're doing okay there one intelligence to get great magic weapon when we get to that point so i don't need it later uh two attunement slots for funsies dexterity maybe we should just go to like around 20. let's just go to 20. we'll call it good there all right let's see there's a cooked chicken in it oh there's cooked chicken i forgot about those that's right nick thanks so much for stopping by man appreciate it have yourself a good one oh we didn't lose that much durability we're fine that'll last us at least until the end of the game um okay so let's see in that case light down it is hooray can't see camera quality is gonna die before notched um you know that's a good point actually i do want the notched weapon and we can just take the back door let's just oh but i want power within ah all right nope to the point we go can i use resins of course yes absolutely armored enemies are going to be a challenge not if we use lightning not if we have some lightning to do someone in chat telling me to dab i don't know what that is is that what the youth are doing with the dabs and the planking and the the vaping damn hooligans got my yard get off my lawn yeah let's see i'm thinking maybe sexy party so oh [ __ ] did you know you could quit how did okay no you can't what happened there uh okay so that happened i'm not sure what that was but it definitely happened can we still we're like one point off all right keep the whip sexy partisan player is not looking so well don't look at him is that my souls no that makes sense what's up been waiting on this run forever can't wait for the video any plans to make castlevania jokes i i wouldn't know where to start i've played the first one on nes that's all i know oh god but hey thanks thanks so much for that donation really appreciate it all right beef jerky sexy as [ __ ] uh all right you sound like you're hungry might i suggest eating some food all right let's see where did i die where did i die celery fell asleep on the beach man uh he fell asleep fell asleep on the sun if this is what you look like after the beach man i you put on a higher spf man okay sexy party solaire has learned his lesson he will not be going that direction but we'll instead be going this way where's the party find the party there's the party pop that on there don't you start with that trying to toxic me there we go all better how many hours do i have in dark souls too many a terrifying amount if i said the actual amount my wife would be upset with me okay past you run past you go down this way stop for the party favor and go the dogs are here hello all right we're gonna hope we're gonna hop against hope like town is dark souls experience squared [Laughter] this is accurate oh you should have known better can can one of you fall off please no we're just gonna do this okay so layer let go there we go all right everyone just filter this way nope nope this is this is not how i wanted this to go oh there's three of you now okay all right oh there's four of you now all right we'll see you later [Laughter] why not your wife say the number babe my wife watches these she's supportive like that all right let's go let's go oh god naked hd fun would you quit how many of you must i kill busy just as miyazaki intended that's right we only do things as miyazaki intends there we go i could probably get this quick hold on hold on wait we can get it we can get it there we go i think we're good i think we're good should be fine all right which dark souls game do i think is the best uh that depends entirely on what you're looking for if you want lore dark souls 1 if you want pvp dark souls 2 and if you want graphics and mechanics as far as like feeling the best dark souls 3. let's make sure there's no one sneaking around behind me there is probably a joke to be made here i'm not sure what it is and i'm afraid to think about it right now all right there we go power within let's get out of this hell hole fire whip everyone always wants me to use the fire whip it's not a whip please gentlemen it has whip in the name but it's not a whip i assure you when you're first playing this game as a sorcerer you got cursed hold on wait wait you need to move on the bottom of blighttown and had to slam your way back up oh god took so many hours you got lost so many times yeah i'll bet what did you even get cursed by you must have gone into the hollow tree i guess oh uh what what what just happened here okay thank you dark souls appreciate it appreciate the love let's head on down there's no pvp in dark souls on pc not currently no yeah disappointing but you asked when when the games are fully functioning and at their best that is my answer i'm just gonna drink this here if you don't mind thank you how to pounce push apparently either that or somehow swing my whip did something i don't know i don't know what happened there but we're just gonna move on because that's what miyazaki would want like that dog there what are you doing down here bud just gonna work my way around you grab this let's not have a repeat there we go and it's a little finagling here i am toxic okay oh god does your wife know what you're about to do with the sexy spider with the whip um i think she knows about the run yeah wow press the buffer there we go oh thank god okay everything is fine everything's fine one last point in dexterity before we give up on that okay there we go you went to the hollow tree thought those little frog things were weak oh first mistake yeah well hey live and learn all right so let's see i do have oh but i don't have a pyromancy glove ah okay well oh i was doing some leg stretches there apparently okay well yeah we're just gonna have to blue weapon it is hey buddy how you doing i'm just gonna snag this from you thanks all right you have a good day do you plan on using the guardian whip um if we can manage it maybe maybe maybe i don't know if we'll probably grab it but i don't think we'll get very much use out of it so you know try the rest ring new no i did not in fact we haven't gone back to the asylum yet so we'll have to do that before we head on out to uh sense fortress and all that okay let's see do i have on my hotbar no um put that away put this on right there we go oh no i'm not human uh whatever it's fine i have scaling now yeah i sure do get a glove from the egg dude oh good thinking good thinking when we getting our meat back after this fight oh god back at dark souls yep we never left or rather i should say publicly i'm back at dark souls but all the other stuff i do behind behind scenes is not all dark souls so look forward to that all right cool stuff we also have boobies we all saw it okay hello spider lady okay this is fine a fine start thank you uh huh oh you get to bully me too huh that's the theme today apparently wearing dark souls i'm wearing dark souls wearing solaire's armor increases your area of effect by like i ate one of those goddamn increases your area by like 70 because everything hits me even though it doesn't oh that's bad damage that's not good oh god got the legs okay now enough with the jumping the hitting and the biting just gonna just gonna walk back here that's cool thanks and we're out of blue but she's kind enough to give us some times there's some time that i can work with two three time for a sexy slur to have a sexy time with a sexy spider lady who's tapping the spider clearly all right no no no no oh that's not good all right how are we doing halfway there not bad not bad could be worse could be far far worse stay just hang out over there there you go can i can i rebuff please thank you she's sweet to lightening resin oh okay that's fair i do have that still yeah so i want to wait until the whip runs out oh oh i couldn't tell if i was getting away ah camera dang it gosh dang it which whip is currently being used the only one available to us we do not have access to the other ones all right well i need my last one of those that's great real happy about that uh we'll put that on the hot bar to see how that does and here's the reason we died we weren't officially sexy parties to layer gotta fix that gonna head out grind some games just pop by to say good luck thank you dj have a good one man all right sexy pretty slow dying to fire space is highly fitting yeah yeah we might have we might have set him up for that just just go ahead give me the poison i don't even care anymore eh okay oh god i forgot about mildred oh no this is not ideal what happened to the onion he's around he's around what are you talking about why lemon because my original gamer tag oh god was submerged lemon and uh that's kind of a mouthful to say all the time so we're just we just go lemon mildred no i understand the name is really appropriate right now but no not right now all right let's see this is the one man mildred cannot eat there we go give this try see if chat lied to me chat you're all liars you're all terrible at your jobs you guys are supposed to be helpful oh god again all fired oh i'm sorry got three um well in my defense that is not a very common name in america so perhaps that is the reason why i've also just never heard it pronounced out loud so that could be it as well but guthrie thank you so much much appreciated sorry for the mispronunciation my bad all right well that was an interesting test and it did get us about halfway so i guess some creditors do but we've got free buffs here so we're just gonna use them what is she doing can't see ow i am drinking do not disturb me there we go oh the lag it's back baby all right god all right dark souls i need you to pull it together man i don't know what what you're out about today but this lag has got to stop chug oh god oh i don't know how we survived that but we did run solaire well we're about to get pounced aren't we i was hoping that would work better but it didn't really two-handed r1 is the way to go i guess it's getting a little spicy over here all right did i turn off the boss music yeah um whenever i record i don't have any music on uh just because that way in the chat or not in the chat i'm sorry in the video uh i can put my own music over it and it doesn't like have to compete with uh the games music i know it's not the most ideal thing to listen to sometimes for chat but uh you know all right that was so bad hey sexy parties blair okay not bad at all gg can i not access the notched whip not yet it is hidden in the painted world so we gotta get there first but we're almost there we're almost there what time is it yeah we got some time we got some time god uh the bot again with that ob your voice is enough well thank you i appreciate that oh boy the cheaper tinder is back [Laughter] oh no not cheap or tender oh my god wow these are they're very verbose these ads my goodness they're not even they're not even including the the links anymore it's just yelling about it now oh man this spot was in charge randy's stream i bet yeah i imagine it's just a a popular bot that's in the dark souls streams right now if i had to guess oh i thought i did ban it did i not try again let's double check yeah it should be should be taken care of should be gone uh hey your videos are awesome and you finally beat dark souls remastered last night the dlc bosses wait chat roll away from me slow down guys uh the dlc bosses were so easy well caleb uh that makes i'm glad you had a good time with it i'm glad you did okay because uh maybe it's just me with all my challenge runs but i find them pretty difficult messenger look forward to the video so you can hear me try to explain solaire's accident without sounding like a complete monster that is gonna be hard but we'll fix it in post i promise i'll just take a homework phone i'm getting out of here ugh there we go we'll fix it in post okay what are we doing here um i've got my attunement we'll get power within later we won't really need more intelligence at the current time dexterity is only going to help us so much endurance it is i want my sexy gauntlets oh my gloves back can i wear them yet oh wait i've been wearing them oh right it's a matter of uh can i use my shield at the same time and that's gonna be a hard no i'm sure yep still a hard no getting there though all right [Music] any case let's get the hell out of here we can upgrade our whip i'll grind for i really don't want to grind for a large tight-knit shards so i think we'll hold off on that as best we can for now i have a feeling i feel we can make it like if we can get to the bleed whip that's the big one so if i can get to the bleed whip will be golden in fact that's the goal for the stream that is the goal for the streams to get our sexy whip call it a day uh but with that in mind before we go too far we gotta get out of blighttown we gotta go get the doll uh and you know what we'll probably go after the asylum demon and the moonlight butterfly as well just so i don't forget them later just in time to catch the end of the stream uh you've got a little while still if i had to guess we'd probably have about an hour maybe a little less but you you get enough you'll be fine get a bunch of large shards in the sunspend house also true also true you get enough of those for one and from one weapon which is a little less than ideal but i think honestly what i'd like to do and game is we're gonna make this whip that i'm currently using into an elemental whip so upgrading it past plus five would actually just be a waste so if we can avoid that we can how many whips are there there is a total of three just tell youtube you were saving solar from his fate you're the good guy we'll see how many of you buy that it'll be another story entirely but hey we'll we'll give it a go i will craft a narrative we'll be fine it'll be fine miller surprised you haven't bombarded us with salt and sacrifice content yet just beat the game last night finally hey congratulations hope you enjoyed it um yeah so i think i said it earlier but basically i'm waiting for the patches to kind of settle down that way um you know like there's no like hey fire bombs constantly regenerate patch or anything like that or like their most recent patch where they made it so that you always start with a base amount of ammunition and health pots like if can you imagine doing a run and having to grind those out and then after finishing the run them being like oh by the way we fixed that and we patched it out you know like it would just be kind of a real kick in the teeth so so letting them kind of finalize that a little bit more uh also i still have one more sultan sanctuary run i need to do before we can move on but we're getting there we're getting there don't you worry they're they're all in the works i've got them all planned where am i going since fortress is this way but i need the doll first let's do doll well i've got a mind for it hui all right this looks near the entry of the house also droplets yeah i know i know that and the green shards so later on off stream i'll uh i will be grinding them out just because i will need those green shards as well for later plans solar it's the second time you've done that bud i mean can we talk about this we got to get your eyes fixed clearly they lean a little bit to the right if anyone brings them solar in the comment section just basically go toxic on them okay yeah that's a good idea let's do that [Laughter] no don't jump just run off the ledge i don't know if that works with oh well i am lightweight so maybe that works yeah we'll give it a try why not chad's only let me just straight like three or four times how bad could it be what's a fifth what's a fifth time haha i don't believe you ah damn it yeah well if anything that just proves you know walking off that cliff wouldn't have gotten me there because if a role doesn't get you there then walking certainly wouldn't we'll get there give me a minute just uh shaking off the rest shaking up the rust it's all good and slowly killing skeletons apparently this is the strat alrighty you beat hollow knight listening to my voice good luck with whips well thanks it's uh i think that's a compliment so i'll take it much appreciated he's punching attack whip does not have a plunging attack so wouldn't do anything okay there you go finally jeez oh god okay all right we're good we're fine everything's fine everything's fine it's all good first try let's go and egg oh god why did i stop doing salt and sanctuary honestly i did most of the runs i wanted to do there's one run left that i need to do but for the most part there really wasn't much else to do with it at least none that weren't extremely like over the top like why are you even doing this you know the eggman after quailag that's right oh we'll figure out the prior glove no no no we we'll we'll go get it when we get back oh wait actually no yeah you make a good point if you make a good point we should have we should have nabbed that before fighting this that's fine we'll be fine it's fine we'll be fine worst case scenario we'll die and we'll have to go back and get it it's all good don't worry you guys worry too much ticket lumps oh oh man we're not even one hitting them anymore oh boy oh boy no no no no solaire does not like fire we do not bring fire to the sexy party how do i like my eggs in the morning scrambled and then put into a wrap like a burrito add hot sauce to taste and jalapenos if you can find them but none of that canned crab give me some fresh jalapenos right at the garden thank you because little known fact the older you get the less taste buds you have your mouth starts to die so so when you're older spicy food tastes good all right let's do this hey stray how we doing all right so listen oh god so listen i've made a mistake i need you to help me with it 46 is not the help i was hoping for can we can we do better 74 is all right i can work with 74. not by much but we can try it can you not keep moving though like i'd like you to stop oh god this again all right place your bets now uh are we gonna go through all five all five buffs i'm guessing yes considering i can't seem to hit him somehow what what no no not yet i ain't dead yet oh man that is rough i might just one-handed geez oh god how am i missing sexy party's solar come on man work with me here come on bud damage is so bad oh again with this spot it only comes up when it's it only comes up when i'm fighting bosses literally the worst timing sitting on me all right [Music] oh no it's cheap tinder's arch the nemesis are learning timing yeah oh god hmm your veterans are just a real person i don't know it might just be a real person cause like i said they're not even spamming uh they're not even spamming the links anymore they just kind of just just doing it for fun now all right just hit a leg just a leg he's got two chicken legs just hit one there we go come on it's got chicken legs i'm doing my part i'm doing my part i'm doing my part two that's probably not a reference anyone gets all right do whips proc with anything they will um once i get the bleed whip stormtroop reference yes starship supers you were close you were close i knew what you meant come on you apes you want to live uh but forever they'll proc bleed eventually and the other one does proc poison allegedly but uh we probably won't be using that one very much lead is gonna be where it's at but unfortunately there is uh one more area to go before we can get to that so you're stuck with this basic whip here you're ruining my party cool weapon in theory yeah pretty much ow honestly the whips were pretty top dollar when it came to uh sultan's sacrifice not gonna lie scaled with luck of all things well some of them did anyway which is always a good time definitely my favorite kind of build it's an item fine build they also had a fist boob which is pretty cool which i very much appreciated always a good time when you can just punch someone in the face when they're expecting you to whip them there are you for all the marbles will we get you down before i run out i think yes gonna be close stay behind you four three yeah all right nailed it not bad it's something that's 2d souls like yes it is souls like um although sultan's sanctuary is more of the souls like sultan's sacrifice is more of the monster hunter souls monster crossover is how i would describe it and if you had to ask me which souls it would be i would tell you it is demon souls so it's demon souls monster hunter put together in a 2d version all right anyway i did not forget the doll i need you to like go anywhere else now yeah nope you're in the door okay all right all right like in or out man god oh there you go made a decision all right thank you bye okay will i play some monster hunter freedom unite on your channel um yeah that's the that's the old one that's the old old one i started on monster hunter freedom freedom unites that's monster hunter 2 right monster 2's like big version yeah i love that game that was great wow enough go away there we go all right we're pumping into here no more decks um intelligence is fine i could do endurance just to the point of getting that shield for convenience but i don't really need it hmm vitality wouldn't hurt let's put some points of vitality let's be healthy sps sexy party solaire the doy all right let's see here i went back for the dolly thank god i don't want to relive that [ __ ] we learned from our previous fallen brethren's mistakes look out boys you fools excuse me let's normally scale the text yeah you wouldn't want to be me right now what why not what can i possibly be doing that you don't want to do except for everything nah i don't see you're good gentlemen just gonna walk on by if that's all right thank you and now we take it all right let's get the hell out of here how's my day going it's going pretty good making some heavy progress today yay oscar with the kick over there oh hello let's just let's just boogie on out of here there's this getting a little busy for my taste oh god what does the doll do it gets us into the painted world where our second whip waits for us what state do i live in the united states all of them would you buy a dark souls dating sim no no i would not that that that sounds horrifying i want to date frampt why can't i date france 0 out of 10. all right there we go woohoo have i done this challenge for dark souls 2 noop no wave notch my boy i do not find them on savory give me that pyromancy flame my boy see ya all right so now let's uh put that in there good i'll put this here for later use feeling saucy very good and there we go how would you get a dark souls dating sim for free for the content um i don't think there is one so you have to make it first that's how that's how you get it for free where am i going going the sense fortress that's that feels right would you rather have a hundred thousand subscribers who enjoy your content or a million who are just subscribed to your account uh the former because what i don't know i feel like it must be really rough for like those uh for accounts that have uh like you know millions of subscribers but only get like a hundred thousand views with their new videos like that's gotta be really demoralizing you know and it happens you know like people are gonna like make new accounts or stop using youtube or just stop watching so i'm sure things like that will be happening that's just natural that it happens but i'd much rather have a hundred thousand subscribers and then be getting that many views and knowing that most of those subscribers are hopefully watching and enjoying the videos you know alright jolly tamale good luck have fun my business email is on the youtube channel page so feel free to send it there all right so we all know that this whip is not going to do jack to anything in here so let's just not kid ourselves and move on let's just go all right all right okay hey how's it going see you later okay don't forget moonlight butterfly no no we won't forget her just uh hit the current ow ow wow that's a cool animation [Laughter] dang it oh well ah there's the bot again i got you give me a minute stop stop scrolling guys stop scrolling i can't focus there we go what if i just add them as a moderator maybe i should just do that maybe that would fix it there we go all righty did i have a dry humanity i might have we'll see all righty come of your favorite channels oh thank you not one for live streams but you just want to mention it really appreciate that yeah i don't do very many live streams um i think at the current point in time we're looking at between one and two a month uh or as and when they are i could never tell you it's basically any weekend where i did not have enough time to finish a video so like i said about once or twice a month depending on the videos i'm working on but uh but yeah glad to stop by and glad you liked the channel thank you much oh again with the here take your lumps what missed out of spite ah damn out of spite you know that's actually not terrible damage all things considered go away there you go karma all right can you do dung pie only impossible there are many many bosses that are immune to poison and toxic so you could not do it i've thought about it i put in the research the answer is no i'm just gonna let that go take a little drink can you come down here yeah that's what i thought there you go really dude just like just a little just just come on a little there you go that's the spirit all right now stay out there no no you're not allowed to come back in go go play go play in the sun go on now go on now get what come on man do it for the walls you jerk couldn't give me one lousy joke all right anyway laggy did a dunk pie only did he now what kind of what kind of shenanigans did he have to get up to make that work bunch of glitches i imagine now would i just get a ring that one nice all right my channel is helping spend time in shelters during missiles thank you for your work on game suffering dude man that's that's rough hope you guys are okay um stay safe over there okay glad i could provide a little bit of comfort i suppose go for it go for it you got it there we go easy-peasy easy-peasy i don't need the mimic homeless snake beating to death at home owner's doorstep jesus well that's [ __ ] dark and yet true actually no it's not i stole his home i don't want to think about that moving on what's the plan for the run the plan for the run is to win and also to go get the spiked whip because that is how we win there we go am i whipping it whipping it real good licorice whip heck yeah all right i made it oh no someone's battery just ran out i'm sorry good luck quick for someone find that man an outlet okay i get spike armor nope we are sexy party so layer through and through and we ain't changing it i do need to re-sexify give me a minute can't be can't be running up on the uh on the golem looking like this no sir where are we here we are a little bit of this and now ta-da there we go all right i'm ready let's do it let's see we need to get rid of the guy up top because that would be a pain and then we can go after the goal up and that's going to be a real pain because these whips do very little poise damage oh wait nope nope i take it back i have learned i i remember getting like 17 000 comments all telling me that it's not about poise damage for the golem it's about damage damage so maybe just maybe we'll be okay maybe we can whip them off the bridge all right i need you to take a step back thank you sir believe in the whip who believes in you my sentient whip believes in me that's damage really bad i'm not sure what i'm whipping i don't want to know just gonna give this the old if you could just like fall off the edge that'd be even better i don't think you can but well i'd take it hey stop going to the face all right tell you what you have earned one of sexy party's hilarious party favors feel honored oh that's not what i meant that's the opposite of honor [Music] tarkus counts as a whip yes he does don't let anyone tell you otherwise turkish is the every man weapon there we go easy peasy take that excellent using with two hands looks so weird i know but you can't deny the damage good luck and wish you the best in this thanks jolly tamale have a good one all right let's see we got 37 that is uh that is damage 27 without excellent all right but i'm just spitballing here let me get away from you what if what if we go crazy 39 39 oh no oh that's that is a problem anyway oh 51 excuse me never mind there is hope what's happening i'm just gonna need you to i don't even know oh oh oh oh oh you look like you're about to stumble there my man oh you're kidding me really you're gonna cut we're gonna count that okay well take your lumps anyway i guess oh well maybe round two we'll get for round two no we won't [Laughter] that is a super sturdy bridge damn okay all right that's right that's right we can do better we can do this the old uno reverse card ah yes the old uno reverse ah damn alrighty well now we know it works we just gotta make it work that man learned from raging yeah i did sure did oop he's candy eh stuck cursed run is still cursed unfortunately but that's okay we're doing it we got this hood [ __ ] recently finished dark souls really enjoy this stuff well thank you i really appreciate that and everybody else that always throws in the kind words that i don't always read aloud or you know kind of get to glance over really appreciate it really appreciate you guys coming out here always amazing to see the community support really is okay well yeah i'm just glad you guys are all here and hopefully having a good time am i planning any rise or sun brick runs i have not actually played those i've not gotten to that point just yet still haven't played iceborn if i'm being completely honest we're being glanced over i actually go back and read the uh the chat after the streams just to make sure i don't miss too much now let's give you a little bit of damage on here it's about 150 missed it i thought you were just going to do it for me jeez this guy this man doesn't want it he just turned just a smidge more too much killing me smalls ah wrong time whatever whatever got your hand we'll take the damage we'll take it all right now run away let's come to this bridge i have a better look on this bridge have ever played skyrim it's like asking me if i've ever played a video game before hey lemon do you breathe yes i played skyrim come on big boy let's go i've got about 30 more step i've missed that completely i have no more seconds of red at this point we are just whipping for funsies oh boy all right let's see if we get you a little bit more over here because i don't want you grabbing that ledge again come on nice try all right come on i don't know how close we are to the threshold here just a little turn just a little turn damn it again all right maybe oh lost our power boost living out of hope living on a prayer come on hey there he goes [Laughter] bye-bye do i have weave surely i do yeah bye buddy hope you find your dad roberto is this going to be a video yeah it will be don't you worry don't you worry that's it for that let's go cheese demons no should make my wife do a challenge run no no she struggles with uh vertigo when she plays video games so to get her to play any game at all is like you know the ultimate victory um at least when it comes to 3d games you know because the camera's constantly moving um speaking of the wife hello um yeah like so she can play like games like stardew valley or top down games with no real issue but when it comes to these kind of 3d games it's best just to kind of play it naturally and call it good all right what am i doing here we could jump into dexterity we could put more points in endurance we could put points in health but i'm not hurting on health right now let's go dex i think we have enough intelligence to use a great magic weapon at this point and if we go get our spiked whip now we should be good have you ever played dark souls no what's that lane i'm sorry what was your question go ahead it's not spam go ahead i'm looking for it now make dark souls a top-down platformer that is a terrible idea never going to catch me all right imagine playing dark souls with the death cam ugh sounds awful someone's tried that i think all right lane what do you think of jar cannon run an elden ring no scaling but it's affected by a fair number of damage buffs so i will be doing a jar or i i'll be doing a pot run for elden ring and that is the only run i will be doing did you cut it all right um just because i don't really like alden ring so hopefully my opinion will change there we go um how many of you just clenched when i did that um oh that's so loud what was that oh god there's a bunch of you uh elevator's full thank you oh god they made it on okay um yeah but uh so i'll be doing a pot only run for elden ring and if we change our opinion of the of the game after that fact great if not i won't be touching it again but for those of you that are like oh no i i wanted more elderly runs uh you'll get your fill i'm doing all 161 bosses or whatever the number is because the way i see it is if i'm gonna play it once i'm gonna play it all so so look forward to that three hour monstrosity there we go ow this is not a sexy party it is time to leave there we go a challenge for my first playthrough honestly that's kind of how i play most games these days so don't you worry as long as you get your fixed lemon content yeah you'll see you say that but i don't know we've never made like a three hour video before so we'll have to see what happens there what about the ring don't i like it doesn't feel right it feels directionless i don't feel a drive to play it and having friends i having friends with me would usually fix that but i can't because up until recently i know there's a mod for it now but up until recently uh co-op just did not work and the few times it did i would get invaded by endgame gankers so just all around just wasn't having fun and i've tried like 17 different builds i've tried using magic i've tried using pyromancy i've tried using weapons and like the poor man perry as i call it where you can just kind of like you know shield bash them after the fact it's all nice but none of it has clicked for me all the weapons i've tried just none of them feel right so if i can't find a build that works then i i just don't have fun the only one that's felt right weirdly is uh throwing firebombs at enemies so like i said that'll be our that'll be our saving grace in our hail mary and whatever other analogies you want to use and we'll go from there i'm just gonna scoot my way through here where is the whip in here it's down at the bottom right oh that was close we're fine everything's fine nothing stops sexy party solaire not even sexy parties all right good and we'll go down and miss the door and where's that inevitable bird that always falls down here must be sick today okay there's demon souls how you guys doing and open door all right great do ugly parties stop him no he makes them into sexy parties okay this whip is really falling off on the damage getting real getting real ugly here there you go all right jeremiah where are you at what don't give me that where's my boy logan don't worry about it too much as soon as we get our whip here that's actually going to be it for me today so we've got about two to five minutes left hopefully it all goes well that's how you know this that fire whip is cheating he's using it he's using some fire whip and some snatched whip so the anti sexy party solaire over here oh god here we go 49 all right how can we how can we handle you no quit that yeah we'll be all right it's not as bad as damage that i thought nope don't you start don't you start uh-uh are you holding out your fist as a glove there's a shield what are you doing man you feel alright the sexiest battle you've ever seen whip on whip action all right we'll have fun what is this guy's head it's a reference to demon souls all right oh yes that's a notched whip all right how does he do it too sexy what a mess oh god thanks again for that donation much appreciated thank you very much all right guys let me make sure we can afford this whip here the damage is poor but the bleed is effective 16 we only needed the 16 all right good oh boy okay that though that scaling is not ideal little boy broccoli man welcome to the club enjoy those emotes at our next stream um so what we'll do we'll just pump into endurance i know vitality that's the way to go and from now on wait wait i have forgotten there we go sexy party solaire this is gonna be a mess oh gosh anyway everyone thank you so much for staying for sticking around really appreciate it this is a fun stream we got some decent progress uh look forward to the video later on i'm not sure quite when uh we'll get around to finishing this run but i will and when i do i'll make sure there's a video for it um and until then though everybody thanks again thanks again to all our donators all the kind words in chat all that good stuff we'll see you all again soon take care of yourselves be good to one another have a good day

Channel: The Backlogs

Views: 497,300

Keywords: the backlogs, challenge run, backlogs challenge run, dark souls, dark souls 2, dark souls 3, elden ring, bloodborne, demon's souls, dark souls 1 challenge run, dark souls 2 challenge run, dark souls 3 challenge run, elden ring challenge run, demon's souls challenge run, dark souls whip only, dark souls whip challenge, dark souls whip how to, dark souls walkthrough, dark souls 2 whip only, dark souls 3 whip only, bloodborne challenge run, bloodborne whip only, sekiro

Id: KwjKFDTd-6o

Length: 212min 32sec (12752 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 04 2022