Danganronpa 1: When all your waifus are dead[HEAVY SPOILERS]

[Music] ha ha ha whoo ha ha Mikoto Nagi Idol waifu got [ __ ] rekt now he's gonna feel despair and most definitely not ruined my plans wait where the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I was supposed to be the alpha Matt lucky student but instead my wife will got murdered don't worry luck boy that girl was probably a thought that didn't actually care for you I don't mind being a boy foo instead because I really like you oh no you [ __ ] don't oh wait this is the wrong sprite okay now I'm ready oh no you [ __ ] don't ouch now I'm dead la alright you worthless [ __ ] boys and girls you now have to figure out who killed the love life idol master wannabe thought or else I'll [ __ ] kill every last one of you don't you help there's no way we're gonna play your stupid game because we have the power of hope and French Mikoto is the killer Mikoto is the killer Michael Tuohy he said the key letter Mikoto is the killer what you to Liam I thought you were my bro well guess again shrimp I actually don't really care for you all so I killed it but to your rifle you a piece of [ __ ] cub oh [ __ ] well looks like we found our idiot it's time for you to die Leon wait no please don't kill him he may have [ __ ] killed Maisie oh no but he is the only character here with the cool design I mean look at his sexy beard his lush Robert hair and his beautiful Cheyenne eyes let him live and learn from his past mistakes mikoto you long nope that's not going to happen buddy my sexual fantasy oh no I'm allergic to balls ouch now I'm dead long okay so two of my wife was got killed and a man who I thought was gonna be my brother trade me what should I learn from this I know I should search for a hospital instead wait no I'm straight guess I'll just focus on making friends for now hey you punk you're the one who killed that mafia no chick right what no it was one one zero three seven feet shoulder oh okay you know you look like someone who could use in your friend wanna become our bro sure why not I was actually getting lonely wait a minute what do you mean by our bro watch out this sidled murderer enjoys running in the hallways what you punk I'll break your stupid face and turn it into something unrecognizable oh [ __ ] time to run away haha those idiots would never think the search in the girls locker room I should be safe around here wait do I smell blood [Applause] oh god damn it what the [ __ ] I barely even got to know how it's a good thing I didn't ask her to be my wife silence you filthy idle killer I'm in the middle of tampering with the evidence in order to troll all of you and figure out the identity of a serial killer called genocide jackoff what [ __ ] [ __ ] how dare you desecrate a man's dead body excuse me but she here is a girl actually that's not true he told me so himself before I killed him you did [ __ ] what why why the hell did you kill him I killed him because I was jealous of him you see back when I was young I unintentionally caused my big brother to die in a car accident and ever since that day I felt shame and guilt coursing through my body but I managed to hide them from everyone thanks to my tough-guy Act Chihiro however was different from me for a long time he was disguising himself as a girl in order to stop people from bullying him but eventually he decided that enough is enough and asked me to help him train when I saw his strength and motivation to improve I immediately got jealous and killed him holy [ __ ] that's [ __ ] horrible indeed another precious life was cut short because of my own stupidity there is no way I can redeem myself now I should probably just let mono can execute me no bro that's not true it is never too late to redeem yourself bro you can still become a better person even with all the hardships that you carry as long as you continue to help for a change within yourself you still possess the will and capability to make it actually happen and if you feel any regret over your past misdeeds then self-betterment is your responsibility so do not lose hope there is still a chance I'm here for you if you need any help just don't give in to your sappy silent Ishimaru you worthless dishwasher mando is already being executed in fuel this is my sensual what the [ __ ] is wrong with you people this should be extremely painful [Applause] ouch now I'm the [ __ ] butter don't worry is she Maru I could be your new Bruin stick I have a crippling depression okay never mind hey guys I found Chihiro a severed head inside around him laptop I'm actually an AI altar evil of Chihiro I can also transform into mondo for some stupid reason [ __ ] ya Chihiro hentai games the [ __ ] is wrong with you that's my bro and tight rope and tight bro and tight bro this is such a waste of a chapter oh wow so less now I understand why people call you a talk to your wife or you just ended the most pointless conflict in the entire series okay enough of this [ __ ] just die already you cut long I mean thought Queen shut up you filthy idle killer I only came here for your sweet antenna well nope that was aligned the [ __ ] would want to suck a dirty aha game I came to tell you that the detective [ __ ] queen is looking for you thanks bro call me bro one more time and I'll [ __ ] piss golden showers on your stupid face Tsukioka is it time for you to be relevant to the plot yes I need you to connect alter-ego to the school network so he can corrupt it with lowly Chihiro hentai and force the mastermind to come out of hiding holy [ __ ] that's a great idea you [ __ ] traitor what the hell do you think you're doing ending your stupid killing game what the [ __ ] are you two doing whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo what great timing you guys I just wanted to introduce you to the trader winning your group miss Cardcaptor Sakura what no way Sakura would never become a magical card captor I'll just ignore your stupidity and continue so here's the deal if you guys don't kill her then there is a high chance she will kill all of you and I'm pretty sure you guys don't want that right ha ha ha like what if I kill myself first excuse me Oh No I just killed my best friend Oh for [ __ ] sake shut up you sack of doughnuts don't think I'm gonna let you steal the kill and executed you know what I have an idea I'll just smash the chihiro aaaah oh I'm not afraid of the FBI or some shitty lolly attack this is my sexual fantasy prepared to get smashed okay never mind that was [ __ ] creepy I'll just kill you instantly well so much for hacking the school network I'm going to take a nap I hope you idiots don't die while I sleep why hello there pretty boy I came from the future to give suck to your sexy antennae [Music] okay so taking a nap was clearly a bad idea at the very least nobody died well nobody except mukuri cassava who the [ __ ] is macaroni casaba blue crow eco Sabha the 16th student lying hidden somewhere in this school the one they call the ultimate despair watch out for her what well I suppose you don't have to watch out for her anymore cuz she's kinda dead maybe so but I'm not so lady thoughts and gentle [ __ ] boys it's time for another game of guess who and this time you have to find out who killed Soulja Thunder I don't think so you stupid bear we're done with this killing game so why don't you [ __ ] up Mikoto is the killer Mikoto is the killer Mikoto is the killer Mikoto is the killer oh come on guys this isn't funny do you actually want him to kill us oh don't worry you're the only one who's gonna die today after all you killed Lucarelli kuzava the sixteenth student lain hidden somewhere in this school the one they call the ultimate display setup [Music] how the [ __ ] did you figure out my identity I didn't so thank you for telling me burn in hell you [ __ ] lucky [ __ ] asked you to come should he be tucked with a [ __ ] antenna and no friend super sorry who's talking smelly mother humped in cracks and on raping my sucking goblin molesting working kid boring [ __ ] I hope you die Virgen I've gone to circumcise your shitty antenna you know I'll be honest with you I never once thought that you only cheat here in Kent I would be the thing that would save my life but that's not important right now we need to confront Lee mastermind the real Junko Enoshima he was also the sister of mukuru Eakins about the 60s stupid lying hidden somewhere in this school the one they call the ultimate this theta koto I want to be your waifu come again I said I want to be your waifu wow really that's very sweet of you but unfortunately I have to turn you down I don't want you to die like Maisy Ono and Monroe and I'm pretty sure that becoming my wife was the cause for their death oh you don't have to worry about that I've already got it covered by my alternate universe self in my life come out and face us Junko there is nowhere left for you to hide I should have gotten rid of you years ago I cannot believe you managed to get this far and also forced me to watch lolly hunt I I mean really the [ __ ] is wrong with you even I am not evil enough to force someone to watch child pornography you've forced our hand by putting us in a killing game it is only fair that you would suffer a fate worse than death maybe so but don't forget who you were dealing with I'm the one who plunged the entire world into chaos and despair do you really think I'd let a lame-ass idle killer stop me no you have to fight for what you earn boy with pleasure [Music] taste the power of my workplace how the [ __ ] does that even work well I suppose that doesn't matter right now come to me monokuma hhhh hhhh how dare you attack my husband Joe oh [ __ ] Kyoko gone some pizza which psycho [ __ ] what have you done to Kyoko ha ha ha I've corrupted her with despair and there is nothing you can do about it [ __ ] you jerk oh I can still save her despair sucks for fools with a [ __ ] that wasn't supposed to happen aircon site ultimate attack while that was so lame but ouch now I'm dead la so it's finally over this ridiculous killing game is finally over and not only that I even managed to find the wife fool amidst the chaos and now we can get out of here and live in peace me and my detective waifu neo clue oh who the [ __ ] am i kidding this was just the beginning wasn't it you already know there's a second game [Music] and so everyone died the end shut the [ __ ] up he lying sex toy

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Id: ZAgJDUuqPMU

Length: 15min 34sec (934 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 18 2019

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[u/KrulTheRipper]

Push me to the edge all my waifus are dead

[u/donutgirlAoiAsahina]

... ... ... I dunno how to feel watching this.