Dale Jr. Download: Toboggans, Thongs & Erections

I missed you damn it's good just you not he think he's unless you all I think he's just saying that no I did I missed you guys I was proud I love the content you got was your how was your trip oh I'm a he says the best trip ever yeah I think it was it was up there and it was the best trip ever because I had low expectations on this at my wife point of the day national parks but the best part of the trip happened to be the fact that he had a hell of a time with blowing out a tire and it has I did have logistics cross so it was it was like a club you know Clark Griswald that what I haven't even told you guys the the craziest part of this trip it was at the tire blowing no no and I'm trying to decide how I couldn't even say this but listen we were in San Francisco and we had a friend that took us around that day and I got pictures all right so look so we we take my kids my dogs I got 10 and a seven-year-old take it to a park now in San Francisco they don't give a damn alright and there was this guy who was suntanning in the park with just like a thong on in a toboggan waiting on his head in a white thong in my daughter sees it she's like that man's in his underwear and I'm like eh it's all good whatever he developed an erection first time erections this is so he developed an erection and he developed it how close were you out of this man do you want to say no listen I'm Victor I'm videoing my daughter she cuz she was doing these little things where she's like okay today right now we're in San Francisco were at the park and stuff and then and she goes and she's talking about this dog that's in the park and she thinks the dogs cute and then I catch this scene here with the guy and I'm like and I start laughing and then Gracie says she goes that man has something sticking out of his own I got it on video I would have put it on social but I don't even know what's appropriate at the time yeah that's probably not idea I mean like you know good call especially if you think I he ain't talking to me and all this stuff and now he's gonna post his inappropriate so my wife and her friend or laughing they're like go get in the car get the girls in the car get the girls in the car if it was funny it was hysterical and we just so that was like that was a moment of our vacation that you know our girls you know it was an experience $50 that never makes the NBC show I was Brian do you need that picture we went to we left San Francisco we you know what that just experiencing new stuff like it was a San Francisco into the forest right so big giant trees the most high the most erect trees there are in the world right these are the most erect trees out there oh yeah big trees these are big trees we went to Yosemite and then we went to LA and it was fun we had and we were winding her own down at that point but we went to Universal Hollywood anyways we did that backlot tour that was a lot of fun then we came at ya and then you were in Key West then I'll at that point so I didn't wanna bother you then yeah yeah I tried to text Mike a couple times in Key West no you didn't yeah I would message you and I think I chased you are you looking are you checking right now I made this I asked Michael if I could have Wednesday's to be like off the grid and so now when I text him on Wednesdays he doesn't reply despite like you asked for it sure did not even go there in my mind but that's funny that you'd say that cuz yeah I don't want to mess with your window yeah you have a wife and two kids and that's probably do that don't you yeah it's probably what's going on in your life probably yeah yeah right I haven't explained to my daughter what you know what was going on in San Francisco she has nightmares now and so we had a Cannes Kentucky we had an amazing race did you get into last lap Mike it's funny it was I didn't watch the race but then I fell asleep and then I woke up and I want to see who won the race and so I go to Twitter and then I saw the NASCAR on NBC Twitter handle said get to the TV now yeah we're coming up with our last research well I all I saw was that last restart in my gosh water and most pressure-packed sort of pace laps up building up to a restart that I can remember in some time and it delivered what a you know what a wild final few laps but honestly the entire race for me was extremely entertaining greatest thing I you know I saw was the guys riding on the car yes I knew you'd love that uh as soon as I saw him do it I'm like oh I bet Dale Junior's loving this and then they painted that shot of you kind of the booth and you you you glowed up there you were just beaming a thing I know I might have been like that guy you saw in San Francisco I am [Music]

Channel: Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Dirty Mo Media

Views: 121,650

Keywords: Dale Jr. Download, Dale Jr. Podcast, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Dale Jr., Mike Davis, Matthew Dillner, Dirty Mo Media, California, San Francisco

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Length: 5min 57sec (357 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 18 2019