Critical Role Crack - Episode 14: Fleeting Memories

[Music] you know the best part about DMZ beyond is keeping track of your important stuff and there's one important thing we keep losing Ashley Johnson please put this on so I'm proud to give you the first-ever D&D beyond presents the mighty nine welcome back yasha ceremony I'm your host D&D beyond presents sam riegel and we're gonna go around the room super fast to honor Ashley's triumphant return when I would drink to you Ashley my heart is as full as my glass talisman with a song Ashley good friend of mine goodbye blind spot Irish blessing may the road rise up to meet you Ashley you're a good and creative person and D&D Beyond wants you to honor the good by kicking off the eight to six la charity push mat one ruled by us [Music] the MD Beyond will be donating $100 the true to a26 la critters will unlock a special discount code for the legendary bundle of D&D beyond was this all planned for Ashley's return No hey sure feels like so from all of us at the table and the guys at dnt beyond welcome back [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] Jurassic world I think that's enough we've talked about it enough there with that being said folks let's go ahead and dive in to tonight's episode of critical this juice [Music] [Applause] you back away and look right behind Ford as you all are standing there there's Yasha what norsu you guys what right past me in the bar upstairs no big we would have seen you I've been right behind you the whole time as you guys all watch this Dartford to backseat penis this big strong hug around multi mark shoulders hey who's awake it's been too long far too long to yourself look at you blew out your hair ah yes spinach it's been quite a quite an interesting two years Oh what am I you didn't know I was here it's just like a big kind of octagonal dome chamber had this kind of faint purplish glow on the inside geometry I woke up without any names or any past buried in the ground two years I got buried in the grow you woke up buried in the ground are you dead obviously not whatever happened before is not me some [ __ ] got buried in the dirt now I want nothing to do with that [Music] is my version this is Molly solution [Music] here's 10 goals change throwing stars from come on ok I will definitely ask him if he has if he does not have throwing stars ask for darts or the equivalent do not meet your caleb do not be interested but i will ask about the items you are my soul is uh how would you describe unique well not one of a kind you just tell a joke no it's a shame it was a very good one I think she'd want you to purchase them yeah but she doesn't like me very much why do you think that she has threatened me constantly if he ever does anything to get me locked up I will beat him so bad his ancestors on the next plane won't recognize him she is very aggressive she is very surly do not beat she doesn't smile a lot unless there is a spell cast on her smiles and I tested it better your face is just curled up into a joker like smile I've only seen her punch people in the face I should punch you in the face give it a shot I'm sitting right next to you the only reason I might disagree is because she did give you money I'll take that money it'll be no problem I give one go to Yasha hold on to the other 9 ok you have a bunch of these throwing stars test one out you throw it towards the this post it since nineteen well you guys are doing this on my check under your bed did you leave anything behind go pee one last time man come on come on too real for me yeah camp counselor both so happy campers if you are a candy what would you be and why it'd be black licorice because nobody likes me I'm sure someone does Caleb gave you got these school perfect it was so heavy and I am so weak that I gave them to Yahoo to carry yes your change thank you why are you acting so weird about this I'm just weird in general oh one of them's missing there was nothing suspicious about it I pull out one of the holy water flasks you know what to do with this I think I do who do you think the other one she goes here not maybe not might be safer you're not in a boat with us dip your ammunition in it throwing this isn't an oil it's a water think you know what to do with this I think I do oh never mind you know how to throw stuff there was a basket for trash I throw a gold coin at his head roll a d20 a dexterity mock fire [Applause] [Music]

Channel: CritGemHero

Views: 304,584

Keywords: Critical Role, Geek & Sundry, D&D, Matthew Mercer, Ashley Johnson, Sam Riegel, Marisha Ray, Taliesin Jaffe, Liam O'Brien, Travis Willingham, parody, humor, comedy

Id: naoQVGR5fJg

Length: 7min 37sec (457 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 07 2018