Sam and Liam Moments for Serotonin | Part 1

i have the pleasure of sitting at this table with you again and pretending like our love is only platonic i don't do a very good job of pretending listen sam and i went on a date before this show we came pre-greased we are drunk you guys went to some whiskey we are drunk we went through a whiskey tasting right before this do you know how long it's been since he and i have had a date together it happens like once or twice a year that multimedia backpacker oh that's even weirder with the shirt oh god that's what their hotel room looks like this show is about love it's about our affection the love of each other i love you oh i'm not afraid to say it i love you too i well i'm glad that you said it back because that would have been a really awkward rest of the episode but gripping internet if you just said like ditto or something you know jeez you have a big smile i know that's weird to say you've never been in a bar before no i've ever have a friend with a it's dumb but a huge smile like teeth as big as the hollywood sign gorgeous yeah yeah yeah that is what we're here for do you see the guy over there with a gigantic smile that looks like pac-man with a huge teeth yeah it's hard to miss that's my guy you guys can all tune in and watch me masturbate liam o'brien in front of your own eyes and i will i will master debate liam o'brien as long as it takes until he comes to the realization that i am even more of a furious masturbator than him have you ever picked up the real sam regal and how did it turn out oh literally picking up the real sam regal people don't know that he's drinks that he's left behind up in new york city never let go oh yeah um he's taller than a lot of people think watching the show yeah so he's not he's not like yeah super large no travis yeah yeah he's second tallest to travis yeah inch taller than me yeah wow so i can look up in the fact that you knew that look there is impressive there isn't an inch on either of their bodies that they don't know about each other that's it i know that for a fact because of trivia night i know because i look up into his eyes marisha oh oh wow we've been in this uh backyard many times friend friends have gotten together for halloween parties christmas party days uh scientology class level one and two people have been impregnated in this tub bar mitzvahs very at the same time hi my name is riv hey hello nice shirt thank you [Applause] i just noticed oh my gosh still to this day the best photograph i've ever taken yeah that was me you're welcome everyone what's your question was that a was that a hawaiian party what was that that was that was uh mary lou mary's glenn's that's right and they did a hawaiian theme and um you know it ended with a proposal you know i've known sam's mom for a number of years but when we arrived for the live show i hadn't seen her in a while down in the green room and the first words of her mouth was oh i feel like you're my son-in-law now and i know that's because she's watching our content have you seen my robe oh your robe it's right here on the couch honey here you go thanks bibi sure i swear if that nose wasn't attached to your face you'd probably lose that too you old so-and-so well the kids are gone and the house is all clean oh yeah what uh what should we do now well yeah as that's the secret to success of any relationship is a woman who desperately wants to get as far away from a man as possible leaving his heart in need of affection leaving my heart and mouth in need of affection okay tonight's show oh goodness you made denise winston no gag reflexes nope nope these are all well i can throw away the first five questions first questions were about sam's gag reflex but now which is stronger not love for caleb or sam's love for liam oh boy i would have to say uh sam's love for liam because liam kisses back [Laughter] it's so true though he does uh i'd say sam's love for liam yeah no i yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i've known liam like half my life now yeah all work no bae yeah and and they robbed people a lot and make sweet sweet love every night that's that's liam and sam that's not the characters from that's liam and sam thank you for clearing that up [Music] [Laughter] he painted himself green for the first time the other night all over it was magic everywhere the sheets are ruined where the [ __ ] is your beard i know it's sitting right next to you but where's the one that belongs on your face i left it with my beard did you have is it a work thing uh no you know i love scruff but if i get to your level of beard it does it starts to like curl in and claw and it feels bad yeah and he doesn't want to do anything with me anymore once it gets to a certain length so i have to trim it back just no mouth stuff yeah half the fun is the mouth stuff oh half the fun is the mouth stuff youtube part hey let's rehearse hey i'm liam [ __ ] hey i'm sam i'm sam ruiz huh hey i'm sam regal and i'm liam regal maybe you and me should like write a two-man thing like a like one of those pretentious like ones where we have a little scene and then one of us freezes and the other one like turns to the audience and says like and that's when i realized my life wasn't getting any better than this and then we're back in the scene how about you just get on my body that'll be good too or we can just do a two-hour [ __ ] fest people pay like 20 bucks to just watch us after the show and see something quite similar sam regal you're adorable you're quick-witted you're clever you're good in bed but this is the adults table hopefully this will be my faux soon and they give me this awesome quote which i think is actually pretty poignant be kind for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle oh that's really cool and that's great yeah sometimes we can be simple and nice sometimes sometimes oh genuine moment no [ __ ] good job tonight brian with what uh well you didn't um hold on a little uh little just this is what comes from distracted well that's all the time we have for tonight folks here's the familiarity um stick around for talks mocking uh after dark that's when it gets dirty another good one oh um did you remember to send our christmas cards yet dear already in the mail sweetheart well did you remember remember to return the miller's casserole dish you know it well what about shaving my entire body and coating it in a thin layer of butter already done god i love you ditto hey santa roll that next episode of all work no play i i love you i love you i miss you well i love you liam i love you i love anyone who's watching this yeah i love you buddy love you bud because you even have adjusted the facial hair to match yeah i shaved it for the same week that i shaved in the first one close to a part of the first campaign where you had a beard i uh we started with a beard i know six or seven episodes i shaved it and then i think for like another six months i was clean-shaven because you like that beard so does my wife yeah yeah we'll prove it right now names yes what what number am i thinking of it's 14. 69. sam and i are now more links than liam and you know what 14 was my first 69 at age 14. so oh no i don't know a campaign manager i must beg you to stop uh i don't know if there's ever been all right well our next question is for you wait wait danny danny danny you guessed 69 sam and i have 69 so i think i'm a little closer like to that brian you can go whenever you want oh it's sam awesome stuff 2019 not sam awesome stuff 2012. that was the wrong folder go to the one mark 2019 and play that one come on max get it right play it liam i'm waiting i'm gonna get home tonight i'll uh i might be asleep but it's okay just just wake me up okay love you baby bye i'm sorry that that was not supposed to be for the public that was just that was just something that i sexted to liam it was not it was not supposed to be released giving and taking honoring each other's pleasure uh just you know just being there for each other in any sort of position that they feel is the right battle was epic from campaign one oh yeah oh no liam i'm so sorry are you supposed to hear that liam liam you are not supposed to hear that this is gonna be so awkward later at that time it's almost thursday don't forget to love each other don't forget you're forgetting whoever's on no just love on each other for a second there just give us something to really you know the pride month hashtags there we go it was a nice day though it was a nice day did you guys have a favorite whiskey that you tasted uh we had each other how to drink each other's breast milk the huntsman the huntsman of uh oh mine was called meshi recipes what was mine called it was another man it was like uh another man he's another lumberjack man you had another man on your date with liam wow why are you putting now you're making me think of lumberjanes i'm very confused well don't forget to love each other don't worry it's almost thursday creepy ain't a crime isn't it though neither is d i still get daddy a little bit from the 11 year old yeah and i miss uh i miss all the nicknames from before yeah i'll call you daddy well folks hey buddy hey friend don't forget to do i want you inside me okay no problem we should get to bed yeah hey uh you want to have sex you know it all right i'll get the doctor's outfit in the remote control car i'll get the sandpaper in the harness meet you there gilmore is a huge is he huge for me liam that was a uh i mean come on i kiss guys in college you think i'm pulling this out of my you know out of out of thin air um sam's like immediately hurt i saw like give me his anger and where does he live hurts i will burn his house oh my god his name was kevin harris it was on the [Laughter] he's wrapping up the show i can tell before i came to give him a moment he's not actually i don't know where you got that he's getting in a mid-game hook there you go you guys still got [ __ ] to do okay yeah no you guys made okay you guys made promises you're still on a timeline for some things huh yeah it's done some things to do sorry luck don't worry about it don't worry about it sorry man 33 don't worry about okay laura joked on social recently like this is a good example of me forgetting that i'm on camera and i think that like sometimes we're just like so caught up in everything that's going on that we forget that there's thousands of people watching us yeah like i certainly i mean i don't mind that everybody saw it everyone knows that i'm in love with sam regal that's great but like i wasn't conscious of the fact that i was mouthing the words i love you to him for all the world to see i was just like this is just for you and me yeah i sam my friend what is there to say i knew we were meant to walk the same path together the very first moment i met you a companion a brother a great light in my life all of the laughter you gave me again the words are insufficient i was richer for having known you friend uh the thing that i love most about liam is he's a gentle lover as we all know but he has he's a kind soul he wants people to be he wants to help people that's true but he can't because he's too busy true true true oh good uh what i like about sam is that he is the living embodiment of shakespeare's fools which is uh like like falstaff or festy he is seemingly a buffoon but if you know him well if you know him well you know that there's no end to the depth and soul of his character i agree and it and and he is uh skating on on talent and wit hmm nothing else he is rollerblading on talent and wit oh yeah get in there but look at these cameras though i don't understand how cameras work yeah you do know nice and iris out i if i were to be suddenly like lose everybody in some sort of alien attack uh-huh i don't really know what i'd do i'd probably glance behind you yeah that could that could work that would be the time to turn to work yeah right especially you know if it were just us on a desert island oh we would be [ __ ] immediately i was immediately come on we would last 48 hours well that's called foreplay but if we were on a desert island we weren't going anywhere around we're like first okay the first day we have to look around the island to make sure no one else is there and there's no hope for escape right i mean day two we gotta think about shelter day three maybe we're getting a horny if i were on an island with like todd haberkorn who i just met who's a great guy by the way uh it would take me some time i'd have to get to know him but i know really well i know your tickle spots so if we were trapped on a desert i think that makes me bark like a bite yeah i would freaking get into the rough trade practically immediately because we're not gonna get saved from the island that's it i'm not gonna get the comforting touch of my wife but don't you need to verify that we're not going to get saved first like give it 24 hours to make sure a rescue party doesn't come there's no [ __ ] swan hatch there's no volleyball with a face painted on it that's it the only comfort that we have is humankind the manly touch of your bff that's all i've got don't take that away from me it's only been 12 hours since the shipwreck leo jesus i mean this does look like catalina island and i know boats come regularly but sam come on give me something throw me a bone all right i'll let you uh i'll do it there i'll do a dance give me a handy at least oh man oh we've taken a turn [Music] um we had a nice dinner a couple weeks ago yeah aside from my group dinner you and i you and i we just went to a place it was a it was a fancy italian well pizza place yeah but it was great we had a one-on-one talk me and liam o'brien we talked about our love we talked legitimately we talked about our reasons we did we talked about meeting and how important we are to each other we made vows to each other looked into each other's eyes and there was no talking for like minutes at a time yeah it was it was beautiful we drank italian wine we're joking but we're not joking but we're not joking and i i wish i could go back and look at those two [ __ ] idiots meeting and not knowing that they were meeting their soul mates it's true you know i hope i really hope you know we have we have a good thing we've had success in in our careers we've had success in our friendship and in our family life and i i i i'm crying i i i really hope people have that in the in the world like i oh my god we're drunk this is in this is going in the podcast this is going to the pot i'm not crying because i'm cold as ice baby no i'm not i'm [ __ ] i hope people have that in their life i really do yeah i really do i mean we've had we've had it good man

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Length: 20min 23sec (1223 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 08 2022