Critical Role: Caleb Finally Gets His Bisexual Maelstrom *Spoilers C2 ep 141*

oh my god i could have been caught in the middle of a bisexual maelstrom with astrid adwolf essick and jester all in the same adventure adwolf handout he countered you he countered my counter spell oh amen god this is a wizard fight this is wizard's chess how dare you use radiant energy against a cleric cast globe of invulnerability so that it encompasses myself and essex it does not work astrid around this corner oh my gosh has her hand out after dispelling it wow her arms flex outward and the maze-like tattoos on her hand begin to glow with blue energy and there's this strange like almost a rhythmic like pulse to the tattoos on her arm and the glowing of energy okay i'm gonna cast dominate person on astrid you want to fight on our side yeah you want to defend us take them out your eyes will go towards you there's no change in her it's demeanor wolf's turn starts his glyph chant as well he starts moving quicker and you see the flashes of energy throughout the tattoos on his body beginning to pulse with that same rhythmic energy right up to you caleb darts up in your face uh with his long sword out and kind of underneath his arm this way yes you know it's just business and he's gonna go telling yourself that because he sweeps underneath and catches you inside of the thigh and you fall like a second potatoes in the middle of the mossy ground here he's gonna follow up with a secondary attack over top as he shoves the blade in i'm gonna grab it a little i'm gonna look at him and say wolf this is your chance as you're kind of holding it there the the blood kind of in your hand it's like you just kind of growls back at you mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm wolf and match swords i really really am glad this is happening i don't like you [Music] no it does feel like there's like 23 to hit a lot of security yeah this is all kind of hot well there's one version of it where that does happen there's another version where we all die he spins around right as you rush up towards him and tries to strike the blade back but it's too strong and the impact glides off the sword and catches him inside of the arm he's like the second one he brings up the blade to meet it and it catches it and you just push forward even further and sink it into his shoulder and goes yeah i'm done and kind of like shoves it off and blake said his little blob against the poor out of the wound and he's like you excited hex blades guys ah there you go yes oh my god you're having having hex with each other thanks [ __ ] return forward [Music] is going to go ahead and actually he's going to go ahead and move half speed and drag caleb back 15 feet i'm gonna fly down to ed wolfe and take a swing 29 points of damage i hate fighting wow so much that's a lot of things that's 67 points of damage that's hot uh adwolf is looking real bad oh yeah after those two strikes she's like he's just kind of looking at both of you looks back at astrid good to switch sides [Music] she's gonna go ahead and cast a fifth level lightning bolt at trent microphone let's go oh jester come on her eyes blink a bit looks back at you looks at caleb looks at trent and just kind of like all right you go and release the spell and you watch as that series of intertwined glyphs that had absorbed the lightning bolt he had a second shield up and it was just as well i love my friends go he's not doing well he's gonna go ahead and look at you join us some preservation he's going to cast a dimension door on himself and vanishes from psychological dispel or counter spell yeah he goes come on join me it's not too late for you [Applause] as essex now behind caleb kind of gets back a bit and is keeping an eye on astrid as well but as he kind of floats down over the mossy ground gathers his hands and then releases this torrent of black electrical energy that blasts into trenton oh boy he's like he gets such a wonderful toy i can't up i'm scared as i kind of arc down i'm gonna i have the collar in hand i'm gonna attempt to whip it around his neck [Music] the collar slaps around his neck it's not activated no no but it's on his neck and it's got that and trent is like watch this he's like grabs it for a second it's like and i just kind of grabbed his hands i kind of grabbed him so you were grappled on him like holding him there since you succeeded in the grapple so now he's like flying in the air right now beauregard has him held and the collar is around his neck and i just i like wrap my legs around him and i lock my feet in like a full mma grapple i'm just trying to lock everything in okay you got my old accent go eight seconds eight seconds trent is going to attempt two dimension door out of the grasp ah camera spell can't encounter something no you just did yeah i did yeah you do not have the ability you don't have the reaction i do are you in range yeah yeah you are count fifth level counter spell how what what did you just say fifth one yeah he used a fifth level slot so you don't have to roll i'm your huckleberry just ayod wolf can't counter the counter right are we good adwolf does not yes they see it they see the end they know well i see a bogut up there and just start rotting a solid eight seconds one hand up can i see trend start to conjure nah she rides bareback real solid is back and right as he gathers the energy in the center and puts his arms out to create the doorway that folds on him the doorway just fizzles like like a turtle kind of book can you say something about facing your face another one of these stars at you caleb yeah that's a natural 20 buddy unfortunately bring the pain okay buddy what did you put on me you put down no never mind you dropped to one you're as a death award wow don't piss off a grave cleric [Music] not today that's going to finish chickathon's turn for a bonus action um i am going to get right up in his face and scream a battle cry i am going to dispel the fly off this [ __ ] i see in beauregard plummet from the air 30 feet yes he just falls out of the air and whack hits the ground kind of wiley coyote dust gathers around him as beau regards they're like standing on top of him still holding the collar presence yeah still still yeah holding the collar that's cool um no i'm going to walk up and stand uh i'm just saying it's a this is i mean i know it's dangerous um no but i'm at one hit point [ __ ] a duck yeah you're hurt what are you doing take him down i'm gonna have faith in my friends i'm gonna i gotta activate that collar i'm gonna walk up and get just behind beauregard looking over her shoulder down at him astrid's gonna approach and just look down at him next to you look at you though what is this the end of his mouth [Music] the chant's still pulsing through her tattoos she stands there and just kind of begins to cast a spell and holds it in place just staring at him looks back to you show me do you want him alive yeah no yeah take him alive okay then in that case i'm going to [Music] i'm going to cast heel on you caleb you're going to get 70 hit points a wolf is like right up against you for like choose wisely [Music] she this is a sword good move he goes and takes a few steps and right is trent impacts goes oh it's like kill bill as it glides over stay down puts his hand out and he closes his fingers trent's body god step on his chest kneel down bend over and activate it come on [ __ ] low roll 15. there's something about this not activating your confidence begins to falter in your face as you begin to fumble with the device as you have your hands on the device a second set of hands comes and pushes yours aside as astrid begins to bend down natural 16 plus eight the side that you're holding she glances over and finds one trigger that had come loose she presses it back into place squeezes your hand and once you hit both sides the red gen that you had embedded is the powers just flickers on with a buzz watch your fingers and trent suddenly goes like you're always better at solving problems than i was i'm going to dispel the fly off this [ __ ] he just whack hits the ground [Music] astrid's gonna approach just look down at him next to you you have been weighed as essex glides over stay down you have been measured i am just fully perched on trent ichathon's chest still pinning him down and you absolutely stand over him and put my boot on his junk have been found wanting get down close welcome to the new world god's savior if it is right that he should do so you know for the longest time i thought this would be impossible but i still dream about it with taking your life but death is too good for you but you are to be exposed humbled and brought low settle into that idea i come out of the building once it's extinguished with aid wolf by the hand and pull him down and kneel in front of her as well holding his hand and tapping my forehead to hers am so sorry for what you both went through i loved you both so much but what we believed in was a lie and it still is and now we must be strong now she pulls back [Music] wipes her face off grabs a wolf's arm and pulls him away from you and they just start walking away find me when you need to you see a wolf gonna look over shoulder a bit like and the two of them just disappear

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Length: 15min 17sec (917 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 07 2021