Cringiest School Presentations (/r/AskReddit) Reddit Stories

what was the please stop school presentation that you witnessed [Music] within a video filmmaking class in high school one group of guys did a parody of those Gatorade commercials where the athletes sweat is colored like Gatorade but it was a sweaty guy jerking off apparently there was a Gatorade come but the teacher just turned that poop off immediately before it got that far for eighth grade talent show two girls sang the Mr blatant song Mr level was a good-looking recently college graduated teacher that basically was about how cute they thought he was even there it was incredibly uncomfortable and I remember looking at the teachers face and he didn't seem very amused I was in fourth grade and a girl in my class did an oral report on Martin Luther King and how he was a hero for freeing the slaves the one where my school got ripped off by paying a guy who claimed to be on SpongeBob to come talk to us about drugs he did look kind of like Tom Kenny I guess not a literal presentation really but we had an assembly in High School where the students that helped plan homecoming would announce the nominations for homecoming court it always had a cute little theme and like a short skit involved well at one point the audio they were using as the cue for the skit failed they just kind of paused for technical difficulties but this one girl from the Planning Committee started singing a random Disney song a cappella while improvising a dance to go along with it I guess as a distraction from them trying to fix the audio she kept trying to get people to join in with her but nobody did and she eventually just kind of trailed off mid song and started pouting that nobody would sing with her then once they got the audio fixed for the skit she pouted and snapped the way through the rest of her lines which made everything even more uncomfortable the other famous one was when a girl in our class running for student government referenced a hashtag that she was trying to make popular during her campaign speech to the whole school the hashtag was something catchy about her having a bagasse there was a genuine collective likes from the crowd when she said it I don't think she got elected for a public speaking class in college we had to give a persuasive speech one kid did his speech about porn if he had had a legitimate argument like sex workers real work all porn has a negative effect on a person's self-image the speech would have been fine we were all mature adults but all he did was list the different kinds of porn he liked in detail with visual aids the professor stopped him after a few minutes and asked him to explain what he wanted to persuade the audience about he answered porn is good I was in a Japanese film class for a credit I needed in the final project with some open-ended paper where you got to choose the topic and our Japanese born teacher told us some story about a creepy neck boat who did his on Japanese porn and how no one should do anything like that anyways on the day it was due the creepiest met that stereotype I've ever seen who was in my class presented his long ass cringe presentation on Japanese porn in the class that no one wanted to hear already knowing the teacher has seen this poop before and wasn't about it at all not a presentation but during our school assemblies we often had student performers which were usually musically inclined individuals or theater kids doing a scene monologue one kid decided to do a stand-up comedy routine about a girl giving him a [ __ ] so awkward and the principal had to interrupt him in my high school current events class two freshman girls got a little lost in their research about Isis they somehow connected this terrorist group to the Magic Bullet theory used in the assassination of John F Kennedy me and the few other seniors were holding back laughter the entire presentation in history class we all had to do a presentation about some sort of injustice in the world one kid chose a prison camp for his topic all his PowerPoint slides were photos of men being stripped chained whipped sodomized and forced to give [ __ ] we were 13 edit yes his project was about Abu Ghraib during nursing school a guy decided to use My Little Pony figures as props to Sam in a room of about 100 people he told the class that he would refer to himself as his pony name for the duration don't remember what it was also not that this is relevant but he wore a black leather trench coat and it was pretty hot in the room yet he never took it off cringe edit he wasn't a student he came in to do a talk about epilepsy and his experience with healthcare we got to review the mat the end and I gave him a good score because he actually had a lot of interesting things to say about his condition even if it was cringy in 1984 when I was in sixth grade each class did a winter concert the eighth grade football team sang I'm dreaming of a black Christmas in blackface Green Bay Wisconsin Bay View middle school edit it was 1984 not 1985 an anti-bullying campaign they spent most of the presentation explaining different types and ways to bully Harris people bullying increased in school and everything got ten times worse now that the students were more educated on the subject enviromental science for our final project in the class we were allowed to talk about dude decides to do his project on global cooling but he was up there for seven minute explaining to the class how the earth has been getting colder and colder and how it's eventually going to cause problems to other species teacher was really passionate about this class and you could see her squirming in her seat the whole way through the presentation whole thing was a big WTF his sources were on line four compared to some other stories in here this is minor but it was a group project for one of my literature classes there were five people in this group according to the rubric for this assignment everyone was supposed to have equal speaking parts one of the members in this group would just not stop talking half of their presentation was just a talking and she went on about each of her slides for like five minutes the rest of her group members had like one or two slides each and she had like five or six she would also interject into the other group members parts to add her opinions the look on my professors face screamed just shut up already every time she talked a teacher asked up to compare the cells in our body to anything we can think of obviously some students compared the parts of the human cell to schools jails libraries normal things right well this one student that sits next to me had a different idea these were group projects keep in mind this girl managed to strong-arm her group to compare the human cell to the infamous webcomic Homestuck she did this successfully not only did I feel dirty but her group felt worse for having their names on it in college someone was doing a presentation on Nelson Mandela and kept referring to Africans as African Americans student gave a presentation on the need to strap laser beams to deer heads that trigger sonic waves so that the deer are detracted from crossing highways context wasn't the grading teacher but was asked to observe or supervise the teacher this was their final assignment for the school year and constituted for a large percentage of their final grade theme was supposed to be on how to solve a problem youth is facing X how to be a solution Airy dart student was in 10th grade it's me I did this I cringe about it to this day nearly 20 years later I was 16 and in high school my high school was going to do a spring talent show I wanted to be in the talent show and show off my talents the problem was my actual talents are not ones that I could show off at a talent show so I decided to try singing I have never sung in my life I have never had voice lessons I was in my prime weave stage and chose an anime song to sing I didn't know any actual Japanese I had just memorized the lyrics from hearing the song so many times luckily I didn't make it past auditions but several people saw an overweight girl in a sailor moon shut try to sing butterfly despite having never done any singing or voice training ever in her life nearly 20 years later and remembering it keeps me awake at night this was a Spanish class in college and I think the assignment was something like talk about your best friend or somesuch just kind of a softball assignment so you could practice using the vocabulary and one classmates friend was evidently a friend with benefits not at school but when I was in high school my church youth group went to this church camp for those uninitiated Thursday nights are normally the really emotional nights while this camp was different Thursday night the guy that started the camp comes on stage and begins giving a bunch of middle school and high school boys and girls the hanky-panky talk all I remember from that night was the quote just because there's a hole there doesn't mean you have to stick something in it my sophomore year we had to make a presentation about any person that made an impact on the world that was inspirational someone chose Hitler late to this but grade 12 Advanced Placement English we were assigned books then had to do a presentation on a topic somehow related to it the book I was assigned was the stranger by Camus so I presented on existentialism in literature one girl was assigned Animal Farm she started her presentation on kinds of tractors used in farming she hadn't read the book and assumed it was about actual animal husbandry it was a very long presentation the teacher had to actually hide her face opioid awareness literally a few months ago started with him blasting the entirety of the disturbed cover of the sound of silence while a slit a shower of images containing sad stock filters with the watermark all over random shots of really dark nighttime photos and tons of poorly fought a shop drug images trudged on ever so slowly then two women told us the harrowing stories of how their sons died of opioid overdoses incredibly emotional several people cried wheeled downer basically then a DEA agent comes up and tries to act old bad cop he calls us an assembly of high school students grades 9-12 fricking morons the principal was not pleased he is then followed by a nurse who was there to tell us the physical effects of opioid addiction and withdrawals and all that and she did talk about that but the whole time she was running around practically screaming jokes and doing poop tea over-the-top gags trying to be the comic relief in an opioid assembly where two women shared the stories of how their children died what the frick was she doing being that loud and crazy everyone came out of the whole thing with the general attitude of yeah freak opioids but also freak that whole presentation this was my presentation and it was about the science behind how Mountain Dew can dissolve Mass this was in fourth grade needless to say I got some parent complaints this was in freakin college our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology a group was presenting on types of protection for sex not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names so yes they literally had dick and on slides and read off them everyone kept glancing over at our professor who had this looked like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing they got kentucky freak on grading presentation on WWII student had just discovered all the neat transitions you can use between slides and decided to use a different one each slide they use the flashing hard transition between a photo slide of mass grave and a photo slide of Hitler in speech 101 in college we had to pick a children's book and voice act each character that was it that was the entire assignment well one student decided to take it to the next level he chose of the Renton bear book and decided to not only do voice acting for every single one of the characters but also acted out it was physically uncomfortable to watch this guy scramble around the room and pretend to be bears and other animals it was not well done it was awful it was my sophomore year English class this kid who was reading his essay in front of the class and started to stumble over some of the words the teacher recognized the words and found the essay the kid plagiarized and started helping him read it the kid didn't understand what was happening and just thanked the teacher and kept reading edit holy crap gold thank you I don't have time to reply to everyone but here's a few more details for clarity this was in like 2004 the teacher found the essay on the Internet he gave the kid a day to try again the kid was stumbling over the words because they were big once he'd evidently never seen before everything else is fuzzy since it was over 50 years ago she is thanks for the up votes once in college I was in my Spanish class and our desks were in a u-shape I was on the very end of the U so some guy is giving a presentation he is standing behind a podium gets a boner I'm on the side and no one is opposite so I can see it dude just kept going on and on and on I think he was trying to outlast the boner he ended up getting it down before he had to sit down was like a 10 minute presentation that only needed to be like three minutes though edit presentation was in Spanish - hi there look if you enjoy the video well why not go ahead and hit that like and subscribe to Reddit stories in fact if you want to see even more responses to this thread well then take a look there's the link in the description below and remember show some love to those authors while you're there and I look forward to seeing you next time [Music]

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Published: Sun Apr 19 2020