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of the pancake plan, I have lots of nicknames for myself. I wake up relatively early on the weekends and I go downstairs and I
just started making pancakes. And if my children get up
in time, they get some, and if they don't daddy eats them all. - Oh, is that it? - Yeah, I'm teaching them the lessons of early bird gets the pancake. Is that mean? You know they started getting up. - They started waking up? Started getting up. 'Cause you can smell,
- my kids don't wake up-- you can smell when a pancake's done. - Let's talk, but I'm just, I want you, - Let's talk, we'll talk. - But let's also do this because I don't know how
long this is gonna take. - I'm stalling because I don't
understand what's happening. - Yeah, let me tell you, and then I'm thoroughly
interested in all the tales from the batter dad. - Well, I pretty much just
told you everything I know. - Yeah, you, - I'll tell you a couple of
secrets in a second though, batter daddy's got secrets. - We've been tasked with the challenge of making a diorama out
of this breakfast spread. (Rhett exhales) - Stevie do you have
any information on this? - It's a landscape of some sort. - [Stevie] If you went the
other way with batter daddy and batter daddy made
pancakes specifically for sleeping kids that were gonna wake up and then they would have
like the most amount of joy when they saw the batter daddy cakes, this is your presentation
to say," Hey kids, "they're not just batter daddy cakes, "they're in a landscape." This beautiful, that I
have put my heart into, to design for you,
- a landscape she says. - [Stevie] and you may eat off of this. - So this is a kind of landscape that you would literally like
see it from this direction. - [Stevie] No like, pretend like you're, this is a tray that you put on the table. - I'll tell you the only
way they're gonna see it is in this direction. - Yeah. - So let's do that. - Hmm. - So now that, you can have
any of this, just call for it. - What's this?
- It also doesn't have to be a landscape, it can just
be like a design of sorts. - Let's just say that we're dividing all the ingredients to half, half this. - Yeah, oh, we got lots of bacon here. - I got two bananas here and
you got some bananas there. Do we have, what do you call that, knife. - What do you call that knife. - Just like a butter knife. So I can get some nice
clean slices of bananas. So one of the secrets that
batter daddy holds is-- - I'm looking for inspiration,
but I haven't gotten any. - add vania to your pancake batter. That's how I say vanilla. And you just add a little vanilla extract to your pancake batter. That'll keep them coming back. Also, even if you don't like
bananas, banana pancakes, thin slice bananas, go pretty aggressive with
the number of bananas, and when you flip, make sure you add a little bit of butter to the pan before you flip. (exhales) Yes, you will thank me later. - [Stevie] You're not a griddle daddy? You're a pan daddy. - Yeah. We don't really have a griddle. we had a griddle that
went over two burners. - [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And--
- Didn't like it? - Now I just have a really big pan, and I like that. - Let's see, ♪ I'm gonna make a pancake. ♪ Oh, look at that, that's fresh. - [Stevie] So Link, does Lily
make pancakes in your house? Or is that not baking
enough for her taste? - Lily still bakes, but it's
not like her passion anymore, but she'll still, so Lando
has gotten into doing... What do you call it when you
make things in the kitchen, like cooking and stuff? (Rhett laughs) He's gotten into that, say, so Christy and Lando will
make pancakes of a weekend. I don't. Oh, you're going for,
you are making a gazebo? - Yeah, I always start with a gazebo. - You definitely gonna
get height out of that. I don't know if you're gonna get... Well, I can't be critical 'cause I don't, honestly, I don't know-- - How I did it? Oh, I could show you. - I don't know. - Okay, but the thing is
I think that might be it in terms of, you know what, check this out. And I will say-- - We're kind of short on the pancakes. - I will say, you didn't ask, but I will
say, that I really like, I think we talked about them on the show, there's this the brand Birch Benders. They have a protein pancake that actually tastes
like a regular pancake, at least as long as you
don't eat regular pancakes next to it. That I highly recommend. - Is it like, are those the ones that
have the protein in them? - Yeah, that's the ones that
got the protein in them. - Protein pancake. - And it is, I mean, they're
really, really tasty. - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, look at that. - [Stevie] Do you do like
everything from scratch or do you--
- I do about once a day sometimes twice a day.
- Okay. I was gonna ask about, do you use like this Bisquick situation or do you go all scratch? - I use a mix, I don't go all scratch. I got things to do, I got places to be on Saturday. Batter daddy becomes just daddy, daddy, pretty much right after breakfast, he's got to solve problems,
he's got to build things, he's gonna repair things,
gonna take people to things. So if he's scratching it up in there, things are really gonna get away from him. If you could see what this
looks like from the top, I know you can't. Link that's beautiful,
what you've done there. - What I've done? - Yeah.
- Yeah. I'm making some sort of a, I'm trying to make a landscape here, I'm really trying to make
use of everything I've got. Let me see here. Rap! (Rhett chuckles) I didn't--
- Rap! - I did not connect this, I could have speckled
these, but I ain't got time. - I wonder how high batter daddy can go. - I can't be messing that up.
- If I had more pancakes, - Yeah, that's why I had
to cut my pancakes in half because we didn't have enough pancake. - That's about pancake, - Am gonna turn that sideways now. - Starts to get a little bit precarious because let me see this thing. Let me go get that over there, that helps. There we go. - Okie dokie. - That is the other secret. - You're wanna add some music to this just to make it seem like
something's happening. - Oh gosh, (soft music) another secret from
the batter daddy vault. Don't stack higher than you should. (audience laughing) Take your syrup... Take your syrup-- - I wonder what your making?
- Abstract. Take your syrup, put it in a mug, put batter in the syrup, melt it all together and distribute that onto your stack of pancakes. So it's batter and syrup mixed together so that you don't have to worry about a dollop of batter, that's not getting, you wanna full saturation
of batter and syrup into the cakes themselves. - [Stevie] I wanted you to feel special, but I'm the batter daddy in my house and all your tricks I already use. - You already know about that trick. (Link shouts) - All your tricks, she already uses, 'cause you took them from her
when she told you about them. (audience laughs) - I'm gonna move this--
- Stevie is the batter daddy now - [Stevie] Although I
do prefer a bacon alarm to a pancake alarm. - Bacon alarm is much stronger. - Bacon will go throughout the house. - [Stevie] Oh, yeah - I feel like the bacon alarm is a little bit of a crutch, honestly. I feel like, there was some years there where I would
rely on the bacon alarm. - Oh, I just found more pancakes. - And then I just, I don't
know where to go from here. I really don't, I mean, I try, I thought I was going to go higher, but then I started realizing that, nope, that's not gonna happen. So now I just have to get creative. - Don't look over here. - Here's what I'll do. - If that's what you want. - This'll be pretty. - [Stevie] I just like
the idea of the kids coming downstairs, and
glance over Links tray and they're like, "What are
we supposed to do here?" - What did she say? - I don't know. - I was making noise 'cause. - Hey, don't shake it so hard, man. Is that your strategy, to
take down my pancake tower. - Sorry. - Now that's not going to hold up because it's not shaving cream, and this is not a professional commercial. If it was one of the many
professional commercials that have food style for them
that would be shaving cream. - Okay, now we are good. I can't even watch food competition shows 'cause I get so stressed out. (audience chuckles) Like doing this. - Man, I got into that "The Great British Bake Off"
or whatever it's called. Good Lord, I just love that show. I found myself watching-- - It's wholesome, in it? - I found myself watching it, blueberry on the floor, I found myself watching it recently and saying out loud to
myself and my family, - Here's two more of
these, if you want them. - every choice they make
in this show is perfect. - What do you mean the contestants? - No, the producers. Just everything about the show, it is perfect.
- The producers? - The concept of the show,
I know it's so simple, but there's just something
about them being British that makes them better. You know what I'm saying? It's just a little bit,
a little bit different. - It's wholesome and nothing's done for, nothing's done for effect. It's all, as it is. Right? Am I right about that? - You're so right about it. And then you got Noel who
he's just so out of place, which is why it makes it so great. You know? - Yeah, It seemed like
such a weird choice. - Of "Mighty Boosh" fame. We're big fans. This is just-- - "Mighty Boosh" is a
comedy duo out of the UK and they are very funny, very musical. - Well, they don't do
anything together anymore. - They don't do anything together anymore. We saw Noel, we went to his show in LA. - Yeah, we did. - His stage show and it was just, I mean, he's such a, he's so naughty - He's a nut.
- It's great, I mean-- - He doesn't hold back in the show. - At one in the, in the show,
like a third of the way in. He's kind of doing stand-up but there's like some weird, a lot of theatrical stuff happening. And he just, he gets his gleam in his eye and he looks at the audience and he's like, I can't do his accent. But he was like, "So you guys up for some
really surreal stuff?" And then everybody in the
audience just went wild, such a strange thing. "You ready for some surreal stuff?" And everyone just starts cheering because they did a bunch of surreal stuff on their show and it was just - Surreal.
- Surreal. So it's like everybody showed up just to watch him be surreal. So when he said "Y'all
want some surreal stuff." he didn't say "Y'all." then everybody cheered. Pretty cool, huh? - [Stevie] You guys are doing a great job. Your were hesitate at first. But look at you go, - Maybe I'm maybe I'm British. - I think you really turned a corner. Mine looks good for the top. - I have an idea. I have an idea. Now, I don wanna to mess
up my cashmere sweater. (audience chuckles) - Did you use all the nuts? - I think it did, Yeah. - Okay, I'll use all the chocolate. - No, here's some, here's some of that. (Link singing) - Oh,yeah. - Oh, I love the smell that comes out of that chocolate. The smell of chocolate. - Lando has watched episode of
"The Great British Bake-off" and so I would pick up on
some of it occasionally, but they're not, they don't try too hard. It's not like they don't
go like full reality show. - Oh, there's no manufactured drama, - I don't know how--
- The way Americans feel like we have to make everything
dramatic for no reason. - I got to put some bacon on my, oh. - They're like, listen,
"We're trying to bake, "against each other, two
clock that's dramatic enough. "What else do you want?" - Yeah, you don't need anything else. If you you either care about
what we're doing or you don't, and the judges care
about what you're doing. And then there's the whole thing, were you, the one telling
me about the handshake? What was that? - Well, I didn't tell you about it, but I saw it for the, I've only watched-- - I think Lily must've
told me about the handshake - the most recent season, but if the one judge gives you
a handshake, it's a big deal. - Yeah, the guy. - Before we go and have
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there, but I don't know if I'd, I think I'd screw it up,
I feel like I'm done. Oh, but you know what? - I feel like I'm almost done, but. - I think I got a drizzle. This could get really precarious - 'Cause I wanna make use of the millet. - You know what, leave
that to the children, let them do that. I don't want, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. - All right, this is my last piece, Rhett, you can share about
yours if you want to. - Stevie I don't know if you can tell, but mine look great for the top. From your angle, it looks interesting. Again, this is what I
like to call abstract, meaning that the way
that I teach my children is that do things with
no intent or purpose. And then I ask them to tell
me what it means to them. And then I tell them who's
right and who's wrong. So I have both children give
their honest interpretation of what this makes them feel,
and then just so we're clear, I choose one that is correct.
(audience laughs) - But you didn't know it was. - I don't know going into it, I just do whatever. And then Locke might say, "Dad, it looks like a UFO, has
landed on top of a gazebo." And then two other beings
are like, flanking him. It'd be like, "Okay,
Shepherd, what do you think?" "Dad, I really feel like this is "a little bit of an essay on Marxism." And I say, Shepherd, you're
right, Locke you're wrong and then I make them discuss that. - So you know what it is? - Exactly, yeah, yeah. - So Stevie, what are you seeing? - Oh, cramp! - [Stevie] I did, I was
on the gazebo train. - Ox you did not see Marxism in this? - [Stevie] There are marks, (laughing) - There are marks. All right, okay. - [Stevie] I feel like the side view that I'm getting is impressive. I just don't know, my
mind might be blown if I could see it from the top.
- Yeah, I've already decided I can't let you see it from the top. - I've seen it from the top, there's not really anything to see. - I just decided you wouldn't
be able to handle it. So I'm not gonna let you see it. - Okay, so I have a magic
mountain springing forth with a blueberry waterfall
to quench the thirst of all the villagers that
are just out of frame. - Oh, so it's a commentary on Marxism. - This is, the rugged rocky
area where the goats live, and then this is the sandy
area where the palm trees grow, and then the female palm
tree has bacon on it. (audience laughing) - [Stevie] I mean, you guys
both did such a great job. I don't know about the like,
neither one says to me, "Don't you want to eat me
after these two gentlemen "have handled every single
part of these things." So, but you know what? I wanna take a photo of both and I'll hang both up on my fridge and you both get a Gold Star. - Well, thank you, and you know, who's really gonna want to eat these? The good mythical pigs. (audience laughing) - [Stevie] I told you, you can't
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