Craig Ferguson 14 minutes of Flirting Lessons ( + very few funny male appearances )

in that cup something juice H what water here you can have a drink of it good put your hands in the snake and then drink up this is the side you drank out of right that's the side I drink out of you can have another drink if you want you sp him what the hell is wrong with you why did you spit it up you because now it's like you and I Have Kissed before you even have the chance to kiss Morgan Freeman only if I drank out of it then would we have Kiss drink out of it just do it you got to do that side yeah there you go everybody know it's been broken a couple of times but what's its fate what will happen to it it's coming with me really yes I'm going to keep it right and I and I'll drink from it heartily as I'm going to walk the earth solving crimes oh you are and people will know as I come into town that criminals are no longer safe right hear the rattle that's right they'll be like here he comes now we cut because all criminals talk like this they do they're sort of like yeah here he comes now with a snake mug I love that mug it's good yeah you can not accept a mug from anyone else anymore I don't think like if you were to do another show or if you were to you know have after you're crime solving stint yeah don't take a mug from anyone else take mug this this is part of me like my Robo like my fake horse this is my thing you can't bring everything oh no no these things are all coming with maybe even the Rhino and they might help with the solving the crimes yeah I'll go yeah yeah it's nice adly they've got uh you got um kangaroos you got kangaro I have pet kangaroos oh stop no I do really yeah my dad he decided after he retired he wanted to have his own private Wildlife Sanctuary wow what did he do too yeah really he was an investor and he decided to buy Kangaroos and so we have decision investment wise I would imagine I know get your money in kangaroos Mike that's where the future is but um yeah so I have radar tiby and Charlie you really have ad in that case do you recognize these These are oh my God can I feel it I don't yeah yeah that's what they are they're um they're car fish brought yeah go on e oh why I expect it to squeak hey you're the one with the kangaroos you tell me I drew a face on them to make them less threat well I wanted them to be less threatening to certain guests oh my god wow they're a little bit threatening that's Fon really that's I mean would you say what could you guess the average weight and size of a kangaroo from just the testicles I don't know that must be a pretty big did you lie my thank you my cupping action what was that pretty good oh dear took me back to the Crazy Horse now laid down that all together may I take a a sip you what are you ready for drinking some of that this is amazing yeah that's right wow I don't normally let people handle that thing you know I can handle it you can't handle it I can totally handle it I can't no anymore you can't give me back no no give me back no no you've hypnotized me one more time POS here now you do know that uh the the other night uh maybe a week ago Jeff the robot here did uh a Morgan Freeman voice all night did he yeah I don't I don't know does he sound like morg well I think maybe if he could if we could talk about it doing it a little bit now you could maybe judge it do you mind no I don't I'm this even would you like to hear my Morgan Freeman voice see when I open my mouth it makes everything sound smart that's outstanding yeah it is outstanding it's very very good first time I've ever heard myself from the outside yeah there there's Through the Wormhole Keyhole right there I freak you out that would that would yeah well what do you want to say to yourself yeah what would you I don't know think of something nice all right let's talk about Craig Ferguson no go ahead I dare you damn you look good that's Prett good you really good really hi Mary hi hey you look great thanks you do you your red dress you look Sensational when you stop nursing things go back where they belong well they they looked like they had a nice trip and aren't too aren't too damaged by The Experience yeah no I brought you a gift cuz I'm shooting my TV show in Albuquerque New Mexico I love Albuquerque the r s Museum I always go there when I'm you didn't stick no okay close oh God I love it it's good right yeah thank you you're welcome oh man it's better than a t-shirt I can't drink out of this yet oh no probably not actually it has made a long trip with styrofoam and packing I'll use it from now on on the show though yes I don't need this crap K yeah this is the new cup hey hey I warned you not to a me you made me crazy oh my God are you slightly turned on know what that's about look at that look at that that's great isn't that fantastic is it of a hollowed out rattlesnake yes oh yes it's the real deal no it's a great City and there's a great museum all about rattlesnakes which we go oh yeah now we're talking was me where me thing I had SP of the day that didn't work out not like not Wicked like this then oh yeah not like that not so sweet anymore are [Applause] I no no not like that do you want this um I'm okay actually you don't what you don't want F but I hear that you've got the new that's what I'm saying the robot skeleton's coming on Monday this was my fing Jeff Peterson Jeff Peterson I really like that I know I thought you would I really nice yeah I really like it know I I so this was my kind of fill in cuz I needed to have a robot skeleton for a while and okay so that was just like a teaser yeah well this is this is just a head and what's what's his name the head this one doesn't have a name you could name him if you want it seems kind of unfair he doesn't have a name I know we should probably give him my name what about um oh God Simon I like Simon Simon's a nice name isn't it your band rabbish yeah with I have to tell you you know uh you were in the Ghost Rider movie you're not going to bring a chra no I don't have a CH of pabra all right but I got I made this because I love that isn't that awesome that's awesome that is awesome that is in fact awesome wow look at that no did you really make that Craig well I didn't Jo Jo the props because it's but we we used a uh an old employee and uh uhuh someone who displeased me what technique did you use to uh well you know how uh molecules exist and they give the illusion of uh solidity well first I envisioned the molecules then I and there it is yeah you just transformed your uh colleague yeah it was because he was a very boring can I hold that for one second yeah all right wow look at that yeah look at that look at that the go yeah good is it it is good yeah me see what happens if you shake it what it hi Craig yeah yeah yeah yeah love it that that's Jeff Peterson over there it's my sidekick he's a robot skeleton actually partially inspired by the movie a Ghost Rider which I enjoyed immensely with a hint of irony I no thank you know I I I I actually like the movie quite a bit myself oh how are you you look great I love this thing here oh thank you what's this this is I just wanted to ask you about this this is some somebody came to my dressing room came to your dressing room yes came to my dressing room right yes is that Norwegian what what have you got what is it this is going to go really badly I can already tell guest mug colors they give you a list of colors for come on you did you not know about this I really didn't know about this I just wanted you to explain the meaning behind this uh well you know this is a list of different colors uh for the mugs for the guests on the show please don't applaud because you feel awkward oh oh all right that's enough for talking like that tell me about your film um I'm sorry I just realized I've torn up the cards you bro I the thing where you throw it back yeah yeah like that you want to we got more of these here here's look here's here's the two people who are on the show tonight in case I forget look there's you right there all right you want to tear that out all right do you want to tear this one up yes I really do okay go ahead then but all right there you go there feels good doesn't ites feels good feels like you're tearing up the convention of the the genre in which you're operating does do you want to go for the big cash prize big cash PR yeah you do what time is it sh for the big cash prize big cash prize 50 American doll in a bag with a dollar sign on it in quarters in quarters so you can use it for parking yes exactly that was good acting there that was good acting now there are three ways to win count them three ways you can either answer a question you can guess what's in my box here's how that works I imagine a box in my head I don't know what's in it only Jeff knows what's in it you try and guess what's in it if you're right you win the money if you're wrong or the new Option can you guess what her majesty the queen is thinking we've imagined us scenario we've imagined a scenario where her majesty the queen has been wrongly imprisoned we're trying to and we're trying to guess what she's thinking I'm not trying to steer you this is what you want me to do well I'm not I just I'm fond of this one cuz it's new plus I am very fond of her it's her jubile year okay Queen's thinking all right you want to guess what the queen is thinking okay she thinking hold on oh what I have to set it up what I don't all right you ready yeah what am I thinking who is todrey Bobble oh I just said like you didn't go does that matter did I screw it up you swore in front of our Majesty the queen I'm sorry your majesty that's just the kind of language you're going to hear in prison unfortunately I'm so sorry however it was what I was thinking so you win [Music] $50 let's just go for the big cash prize big cash prize all right big cash prize you know what we should do know we should do this when I guess what to go for the big cash prize you should have a bit of music so it goes D cash prize maybe you could all do it for us go d d cash PR right ready one two three D very good all right all right here $50 in singles except well not yet oh you have to uh look says it on it $50 right you have to answer one question you get this question correct you take the entire $50 if you do not get this correct uh this whole segment is edited from the show okay okay okay all right then can I ask the origin of the word it may not be that kind it's a true or false question oh all right Iceland is in the North Atlantic it's no it's not no yes it is Iceland is in the North Atlantic its capital city is reic which it is so true or false French was the official language of England for more than 600 years French was the official language of England for more than 600 years true or false don't ask them none of these people went to college I'm going to say true Craig you're going to win 50

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Length: 14min 9sec (849 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 10 2024