Here’s the fairly odd story
of Cosmo and Wanda. We’re two halves of a whole idiot. A long time ago, 9,985 years to be exact, Cosmo and Wanda met at the Fair World
Diner and it was love at first sight. But just how did Wanda
fall in love with Cosmo? He had horrible hygiene,
lived with his mother, and not to mention,
he was a complete moron. ♪ Yes, I know he’s a moron ♪ ♪ With a brain made of boron ♪ ♪ And yet, I’m drawn to him magically ♪ But through all of the misadventures
and chaos, Cosmo never left Wanda’s side. Wanna knew from the start
that Cosmo was the one. Guess you could call it magic. ♪ I know that it doesn’t matter ♪ ♪ If I can count to two as long as
I’m floating with you ♪ But every marriage has its speed bumps, especially one that lasts
thousands of years. You bet me for a nickel?! But it was a shiny nickel! The chaos would only continue
when they were assigned a god kid with a silly pink hat. In every movie I’ve seen with
ancient pyramids and treasures, as soon as you steal the stuff,
a bunch of booby traps go off. Well, I'm a boob. And Wanda tapped me into marriage. Not long after meeting Timmy Turner,
the two were getting ready to celebrate their 9,985th anniversary, traditionally known as
the Styrofoam Anniversary. I’m outta here! Oh! [gasping] She didn’t remember our anniversary. Wait. Was it the False Anger Anniversary? Happy Anniversary, Cosmo. You mean you remembered? Of course. Every fairy knows that
the 9,895th anniversary is the False Anger Anniversary. Every fairy except Cosmo. He thinks it’s real anger! Well, that confusion dug up an old
demon from Cosmo's past, his mother. She doesn’t even know Cosmo and I
have been married 9,895 years! What does she think he’s been doing
for almost ten thousand years? Did you get the milk, Cosmo? It seems like you've been gone
for ten thousand years. To make matters worse,
she couldn’t stand Wanda. As long as you weren’t out
getting married to that Wanda girl! Then I still love you. But Mama, I did get married, to Wanda! With Cupid’s help, the two plotted
to split Cosmo and Wanda apart. Hi there! Welcome to
the Fairy Dating Game! Where fairy godparents find the
fairies of their fairy dreams! Our contestant today,
prodded by his mother, is here to see if he’d
choose his wife all over again. If I thought you were mad at
me and you really weren't and I went home to my mother's and we both ended up on a
game show, what would you say? - Uh, red.
- Red. I would say I was sorry and I would
say I’m proud to be your wife, Wanda, who is your wife. Ooh! Ooh! Her! Her!
I pick her! Whoever she is. I hope it’s Wanda. Goodbye, ladies! Wanda! I’m sorry I yelled at you, Puddin’. I promise I won't do it
unless you really mess up again. Like I will tomorrow? It's a date. Turns out there was some fairly jealous
godparents in Wanda’s past too. Wanda, my sweet. I have missed you,
as the sun misses the dawn. Well, that's all very flattering. But that’s my hand, pal!
And guess what? I don’t need magic
to turn it into a fist! [grunting] Bunny rabbit. When I get my wand, oh ho ho, you are in for it! [groaning] Her marriage to Cosmo
drove Juandisimo insane. Hey, Muscles Magoo, look at me! I’m fancy and my long black
hair flows in the wind! Hey, stop making fun of my outer beauty! He made several attempts
to steal Wanda from him. Two fairies got a thought in their head
that a bet could decide who I’d wed. While they battled their
bout, their big secret got out. And now both of those morons are dead. That’s us! Truce? A very sexy truce? Run! A nickel! Mine! Everyone always wonders
how the idiot Cosmo, ended up with Wanda. But what most ferries
don't seem to realize is that Wanda could be
just as clueless as Cosmo. Do it! You guys don’t do
anything half way, do you? Nope, we are two halves of a whole idiot. But despite all of the hijinks,
misadventures, and chaos, Cosmo and Wanda
were absolutely perfect for each other. We should have tried driving years ago. Yeah, and look how many
friends you're making. However, unbeknownst to them, there was
still a missing piece to their family. Awe, what a cute baby. Wah! You’re right, Wanda.
This is the cutest one yet! There hasn’t been a fairy baby
born since, well, Cosmo's birth. Then after I came along, the Supreme Fairy Council said
they never wanted anything like me to ever happen again. But that was about to change
with one wish from Timmy. Wish Cosmo and Wanda
would have a baby! Wanda was now expecting…
wait, Cosmo’s carrying the baby? Everybody knows it's the
boy fairy that has the baby. Danny, we really need to have a serious
talk about the birds and the Beegees! Well, this’ll be easy then, right? Fear not, Cosmo.
Dr. Rip Studwell is on the case. Now, does anyone here know
how to deliver a fairy baby? You mean you don’t know how?! Timmy, a fair baby hasn't been
born in thousands of years. No one knows how. I'm a very uncomplexicated person! Wish it out. Wish it out! Okay! Okay! I wish our baby was out! The angelic choir
is going to cost you extra. Oh! When word got out of a fairy baby, every
fair wanted to get their hands on him. The baby couldn't control his magic yet, and if he fell into the wrong hands,
his power could destroy the universe. [squealing] [screaming] [cheering] What just happened? I feel as though all of life’s pressures
have been released in a sudden burst! It's almost as though a giant wind
has blown away all our troubles. Or that little Liza has just
cut a magical huge one and the universe's back to normal! And, most importantly,
our baby is healthy, happy, and with its family again. That wraps up Cosmo and Wanda's timeline. Do you think Cosmo and Wanda
are perfect for each other? Whatever happened to Juandisimo? Let us know in the comments. High fin! [grunting] How about a kiss instead? I'm game. Muah!
