Corey Feldman's Angelic 2 the Core - Worst Album Ever Made?

[Music] hello everyone and welcome back to the worst album ever made a show where we're still trying to find out what is the worst album ever made and here it is everybody it has been a long time coming because we are finally here we're gonna finally talk about 2016's epic classic corey feldman's angelic to the core [Music] look at it look at it now this is what you all voted for for the 5 000 subscribers special and i know that this right here is what everyone wants me to dive in but before we you know ascend into this album right here first i have to ask the question who is corey feldman corey feldman was a child actor who was extremely popular known for his work on films like gremlins goonies and the lost boys adult life was always hard for corey after a bad stint with drugs and his waning popularity corey started to branch out into the world of music with his first album love left in 1992 and it was not so good corey feldman is not a good bandleader he's not a great singer his lyrics are very weird and his mixing is anything between passable and terrible you would think this would have been a one-time thing for corey but he would go on to have a pretty long extensive music career spanning from that first album 1992 to present day and in 2016 he released angelic to the core which has been considered not only one of the worst albums of the year of 2016 but possibly one of the worst albums of all time the first song to kick off this monstrosity of an album is ascension millennium the first thing the very first thing uh someone is going to feel when they first listen to this album is confusion because the music doesn't start playing immediately instead what starts off is a very poorly done intro segment [Applause] [Music] is [Applause] instead of making its own stand-alone track uh corey puts almost a minute-long skit in front of this song god sent all of these angels down to earth just so they can help corey feldman uh make the album which if that was the case what the heck man what are you doing up the there day the angels shall descend upon the earth right now on the screen you have noticed that there is now a number that is popped up in that corner up there um that's going to be the total amount of unnecessary skits that are now on this album that make each song worse so uh just keep your eye on that throughout the video it's really disappointing that the skit was even included with this song because really and truthfully this song is one of the best off the album [Music] if i am being a hundred percent honest uh this song is not that bad actually if it didn't have this skit before the whole thing it would have actually been like good a passable song it's it's actually really interesting to listen to and when i say it's not bad i'm not saying it's not bad as in a smash mouth is not that bad i'm kind of saying it as a pharah abraham is not that bad uh it's a song where where where all the planets just align and you just get something super unique and really creative in a way that you would not be expecting yeah it's actually kind of cool to listen to [Music] in the show kim possible uh one of kim possible's uh villains of the show was a senior senior junior senora senior junior not only was he a villain but he also just really wanted to be a a pop star he wanted to be a pop star but he couldn't really sing that well [Music] now i have not thought about this character in probably 14 years but as soon as i heard the next song called love and lies i realized something corey feldman is senor senior jr it sounds just like a song he would have sang [Music] this song while sounding really silly is actually a very serious song to corey uh this song is uh venting about corey's ex-wife of seven years uh susie who according to the song was constantly flirting with other men uh and a lied to corey about loving him once the day was done i gave him we were on our own this song while being extremely personal uh it's it sounds like a hot mess like there's points on there where it sounds almost avant-garde and i know that wasn't their intention but it just sounds so weird with how it was mixed it's bad like this song i mean i mean i'm assuming is supposed to be like a big dance club hit but really like truthfully if uh dj started playing this song right here the only reason he's doing it is because he wants to go home he's trying to clear out the club now it's time for the title track of this album uh it's time to listen to angelic to the core now this is another song that starts off with a very annoying and unnecessary skit with this one right here it is a charlie's angels inspired good morning angels good good morning did you sleep well angels wonderful it takes up so much time this thing is a minute and a half in front of the song and we could just as easily just made this a separate track we did not need to put it in front of the song because there's no way i can listen to the song without having to listen to the skit to top it all off it sounds extremely sleazy if i was younger and trying to listen to corey feldman and my mom walked by there's no way she's not thinking that i'm just watching a porno with your mission i want to see you dancing and i want to see you making the people dance and number three and this is the most important angels don't forget to be sexy okay so after the skit's over uh what is the song actually about i have no idea and i highly doubt that corey even knows like most of the song just sounds like he's ad libbing the entire time [Music] the next song forbidden attraction is one of the worst songs i've ever heard in my entire life because the last thing i want to do while listening to any album is hear corey feldman getting horny the song starts off with yes another little skit this time it's about uh the angels uh running into trouble with uh kyah jones and that's when corey's has to step in uh and uh and apparently sex her that's that's his that's the skit that's that's the skit the song is nasty and they talk in great detail about how much uh uh cory wants to bang this woman and how she wants to bang him too uh so uh i mean at least it's consensual [Music] the song's really gross it's all about how corey wants to bang kaya kyo wants to uh bang corey and meanwhile i'm just like why is this here why why why why did you put it on here this this is i i should not i should not be here for this [Music] this song is is not good i don't really like the instrumental that much either um but if you just change the instrumental to anything else the lyrics would still be so gross you couldn't it would still not make a passable song you know since we already crossed the line uh i might as well just uh move on to the next song called uh uh cross the line so let me just go ahead and hit up hit play real quick and uh we'll get we'll get this uh we'll get the show on the road here [Music] all of the other uh songs off this album have such a wide variety of quality to them and this one's on like the top end of the quality spectrum it is a very uh competent song but i would say it leans more to generic than doing anything exciting with it the majority of the song is just repeating over and over across the line like you've crossed the line [Music] and if you like that well guess what you're gonna love this song because i repeat it over and over again the song has the vibe of a song from like a main menu of a nintendo 64 game where the only reason like it's mostly just one loop and like one voice track is because of the limitations okay uh all right the next song is uh bad people [Music] corey feldman makes it very very clear that michael jackson is a huge inspiration for him uh where this entire song right here is an outlet for corey to try to make a song that sounds just like michael jackson wrote it [Music] in all intense purposes corey feldman and his team actually do a pretty okay job um i i mean if this was like playing at like a local bar i would be like oh what good enough uh do that that's pretty decent okay they'll beat you they'll cheat you they'll are into your face they're evil deceitful their mothers own disgrace are equal to every single trait of everything i hate about you you know this also could have fooled me i mean i wouldn't think it was michael jackson or anything but if you told me that corey feldman was doing a cover of a michael jackson song where michael jackson wrote it when he was drunk uh i i might have believed you next one is probably the most embarrassing song and one of the most interesting songs uh the next one is called duh [Music] at first listen when you hear duh you're probably going to be like oh yeah that's bad now after listening to this album 15 times now well i have to say it's still bad but it has a lot more going on under the hood so after another really dumb skit uh corey uh starts off the song and with a very generic like clubhouse beat it already sounds very odd uh but then it just keeps getting odder corey is like going off with these like party beats generic party lyrics but then it takes like a very sharp right turn into talking about cory in all of his insecurities the whole chorus is him self-deprecating himself [Music] verse 2 kind of just starts ignoring that and verse two is like talking about oh yeah all the women women love me like women absolutely love me and then it it like dives into actually women like to use me i don't know why women like me at all uh why do women love suing me and it's like oh wow [Music] and you're just listening there and just be like i again i don't think i should be hearing all this corey are you are you okay on a less depressing note we're going to uh have a good day now uh we're going to be talking about uh everybody for a short little bit i just want to have a good day come on everybody has the like same feel as katy perry's teenage dream last friday night but like with this being like 2016 it sounds like something that's uh come far too late to the party uh to like be anything exciting now [Music] i can't be too mad at it it's it's okay it's okay it's fine it's fine okay next song is called lickety splickety a song that it was mixed so terribly it sounds like it was produced by someone with dementia i kind of feel bad for saying that but it's it's true [Music] the song features the talents of corrupt from uh corrupt fame going into this i already feel bad for him because the song just sounds pretty bad as is but also i feel bad because it sounds like he had like a lot of uh stuff cut from the song like throughout the whole song there's just these weird cuts and it seems like they interrupt him in the middle of a set for real everything's all good just left the neighborhood me and cory rolling through this is what i'm telling [Music] the song is very interesting sounding not in a good way it's a very interesting and a bad way kind of thing uh but one of the most notable parts of the song to that i would uh say it would be interesting to check out is this weird like sound collage thing where it just sounds again it just sounds avant-garde in the mix it just sounds so like what what confusing choices when it comes to these parts [Music] very weird so imagine for a second you're corey feldman and you're thinking you know what would really make this album you know really hit home you know what if we added some dubstep the next song is called go for it a song that is mixed so oddly it sounds like it was produced by someone with dementia i kind of feel bad for saying that but it's true the song features snoop dogg of martha stewart fame already i kind of feel bad for him because like the song just kind of sounds bad all together but another thing i feel bad for is with his verse it sounds like a lot of his uh verses like got cut for some reason and like it sounds like people are like trying to interrupt him and we all know like how much people don't like being in a room the whole song is just like you know a club beat talking about you how you should you know do your thing go go for it uh be brave in the club so it's like oh okay whatever but the real thing we need to talk about is corey feldman's performance of this song it is hilarious corey was on the today show uh performing this uh the song live and when he did it he debuted like such a crazy dance routine i believe corey feldman does not do anything by accident and he is doing everything exactly how he wants to right there uh that's a man with confidence and a passion for what he does so respect on that cory respect on that and look at that we have finally made it to the very last song of the album uh this is called test one [Music] test one is a song that's actually a little bit different from all the other songs here especially ones that have like a guest uh rapper this one was uh sb of uh sb fame test one is a different beast entirely off of this album and the reason is because while other songs that have like guests on it they weren't taking up as much time as sb is taking off this one chasing all my dreams which one is mine it's funny how it seems to play so many minds i now i am not a rap expert but i do know lame lyrics when i see them and uh these are some like k-fed levels of lame on this on this song right here corey's chorus uh is really sad and dramatic and it's talking about how like time keeps passing on and how the older you get the faster life kind of moves around you like there's like a message and a story they're trying to portray in the chorus well sb on the verse that like on all the verses are just kind of just saying whatever i don't think sb realizes that like it does not work at all because there's like two it's completely disconnected no time to discuss anti-gravity my mind's about to fry like you see those eggs scrambling set my standards high david with no banner kelsey with no grammar empty with no hammer or there's also this one right here uh oh i'm losing major altitude here i come world longitude and latitude [Laughter] it's so lame corey is not perfect on this song throughout the song he has his grunts his michael jackson inspires but if i was going to pick who had the worst performance um i actually think uh it would be sb i i don't like his uh his his stuff on this one right here and at least corey he i i know what to expect with him he's a silly dude and he's just being a silly dude on the song anyway that's been angelic to the core oh sorry it sounds like there's more everybody thank you so much for listening to angelic to the core okay but it is enjoying to the core and that means the number two two to two times the fun that's [Music] wait a second wait a second turns turns out there's there's there's two discs for uh angelic to the core um but uh too bad too too bad i'm not going to review the second one i'm just not like the amount of time it took to get this out already has been so long and i'm tired i'm so tired of listening to corey feldman every single time i have to head to work it's so stressful and i really do not need to listen to anymore i mean we already know we already know what this is going to be like so i'm just going to just say screw it i'm not going to cover this right here and i'm just going to go right to my ending thoughts okay if you have a problem with that unsubscribe whatever okay [Applause] greetings everybody welcome to the best album ever made a show where we're still trying to find out what is the best album ever made and today i am so excited i could burst i could pop like a freaking balloon because today we are going to be talking about a national icon today we're going to be talking about corey feldman and his 2016 masterpiece angelic to the core look at this man this man is a god [Music] now before we get to talk about this wonderful piece of music media right here first we have to ask the question who is corey feldman how can you ask such a dumb question who isn't corey feldman i am so glad that corey feldman has quit acting altogether because after his first album love left and several different uh different albums such as still searching and former child star corey feldman has has done nothing but make hit after hit after hit after hit after and when 2016 released he graced us with this wonderful little thing called angelic to the core and i am going to see if this is as good as everyone on the planet earth has been saying it is freddie mercury who led zeppelin what i i i do not think they hold a candle to the level of talent that corey feldman has in his right pinky toe the first song that we are going to be talking about is the song called seamless and before i go any further yes this features a guest cameo we are talking about fred durst who i could be doing uh you know 18 episodes on lent biscuit alone i mean they're also one of the greatest bands ever made so uh yes [Music] fred durst is awesome and the whole song is talking about how alpha these two people are and how they just smash like crazy and all the women love them i wish i could be them i wish i could wear their skin they are so cool gonna turn it up i'm gonna break it down go twist it up move it around she got the sex we know it's next on awake and play and make another round the lyrics the lyrics the lyrics are the best things ever i mean fred durst calls himself the phantom of the opera as a brag and yeah being a burn victim who like stalks women underneath theaters is such a brag i i i can't get over this great song inspirational to men across the world and every planet in the solar system 10 out of 10 stars fantastic now i do not know why but there are people in this world that want to hurt kroy feldman and i hate it and i know you hate it too because those people deserve the death penalty they do not need to be saying anything negative when it comes to corey feldman and that's why corey uh is is sad he's very sad on this next song and and i don't know how to process that information the name of the song is wanna break free [Music] does it hold a candle he they can even hold the wax to corey feldman if they held the wick they would burst into flames themselves and the wick would be completely cool corey is a little bit emotional on this track and i can see why it's it's talking about how people like to talk about him and and say that he's a bad person and and his insecurities are all on display here he's being so open with us i commend him for that [Music] who would be cruel in this world you have one life why would you ever be any bit negative in it i i i i i i i i don't understand i don't want to break [Music] 10 stars now this next song has a really good aggressive groove it's something that you can really bop your head to but clearly corey has been going through the ringer first you have one to break free and now you have the song negativity because for some reason people like to hurt people and that makes me want to hurt people myself [Music] corey is like getting all this anger out and i for one um completely for that it's good to get that anger out in any way sen shape or form like as soon as i'm done recording this i i am going to punch another 27 holes in my wall because i am i am not okay right now i am not okay [Music] but with that being said the song has a really good pounding beat to it i like how aggressive it is and without a doubt i'm going to be listening to this on repeat while i'm punching more holes in my wall this song does get a 9 out of 10 stars for me i mean i would give it a full 10 out of 10 stars but at this point this is just pure fantasy no one no one would ever be negative towards corey he's clearly pulling from some weird sense of self here i think corey might hate corey and that's the inspiration that's what i hope that is what i hope i have listened to this album 300 000 45 times in a row before and every single time i get a huge smile on my face when i listen to the next track that next track is called you got me [Music] this song is on my winning playlist when i want to feel like a winner which is always so i'm always listening to this song this song is about loving life and this is a song about loving the people around you who get you because you know what it feels it feels good to get got sometimes when i close my eyes in the dark in my room with all the lights off with the bandages over my face what i do is i listen to this song and i i cry with how happy i am if i can really believe hard enough corey is here holding my hand and telling me in person he's got me because he knows i got him this song is phenomenal this song is inspiring this song is groundbreaking and i know for the next 10 years people are going to be still copying this amount of energy and passion that corey is giving to this track it is it's fantastic it is fantastic i mean there's no way i can't give it 10 stars there's no way i i can't give it that the next song is called baby blue eyes corey feldman is a lot of things he is a sex icon he's an actor he's a wonderful band leader he's a phenomenal singer but i think corey would give all of those accolades up if he could not be this one thing a father he is a wonderful father [Music] now i know my father loves me and i know that he has done everything in his power to give me the best opportunities and he's i've never gone hungry in my life he's worked countless hours at work to make sure i have the life that i do but if the opportunity arised where i could trade his life and soul so corey feldman could be my father there is no question and i would not be wrong and if my father truly loved me he would let me do it with a smile on his face [Music] yeah this song is another 10 stars uh another another banger and i i have a feeling i have an inkling that this might be the best thing i have ever heard in my life the next song is called for my love springtime flowers bloom with an error mystery they [Music] corey feldman is a married man and he has one of the luckiest wives to walk god's green earth corey clearly loves this woman and to be loved by corey feldman is knowing true bliss as much as i can think about that as much as much as i wish i could feel what they feel and what she feels uh about it i just do not have that opportunity and i have spoken with my therapist about it and i'm working through that [Music] really really really good song i i do like it and i've heard all these other people like elton john try to you know do love songs and then they threw him off a cliff because why would they ever why would we ever listen to anyone besides corey feldman why would we ever listen to anyone besides corey feldman why would we ever listen to anyone else besides corey feldman i i i don't know why does anyone else try song is 10 stars [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] we want to change [Music] the next song is called take a stand [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] there are people out there who are hurting and who are suffering out there there's war there's so much economic turmoil the united states is in the crapper like it always is and the reason why it's like this is because people refuse to take a stand they're not doing things lickety-splitty they are not they are just not and corey is calling everybody to do something fix this world there are people dying in the streets there are people dying of hunger there are children who do not know if they are going to wake up alive and that's not something that we need we need to help people and corey knows that and when corey feldman has to come in and say guys we need to wake up what's going on here we have a problem because now we've made corey upset and when you make corey upset you make me upset [Music] [Music] [Applause] corey if you want me to take a stand i'm with you okay i am i am with you i am taking a stand as you have prescribed look at that look at that you see this this is me taking a stand for you corey i will do anything you want me to corey i will do anything for you anything anything song gets 10 stars angelic to the core is an album that has a lot of religious imagery especially in the next song which is called mercy i was walking walking down the street corey feldman in the song is begging god for forgiveness he wants mercy from his sins because corey like all of us was born with original sin and if you don't repent then you are going to hell [Music] on my soul when i die and go to heaven if corey feldman is not there i'm spitting on god's face and going to hell i cry every time i listen to this song because again i don't like to think about corey feldman dying this was just too beautiful too powerful too epic in every sense of the word 10 stars 10 stars 10 stars the next song is called working class hero and you might be thinking to yourself it's actually really odd that corey feldman made a song called working class hero and calling himself a working class hero when he basically is the emperor of the entire earth [Music] if corey feldman wanted to he could buy and sell any person alive whether they be a president of a country or not he has that kind of power over people and i would never think of him as a class hero but when i hear his voice he could just be a regular everyday joe he is tapped in to the american spirit someone who works with their hands and the grit and the mud and the dirt the way he describes it it must come from some kind of personal experience either that or corey is just one of the greatest songwriters of our generation [Music] a working class yeah 10 stars just like the last one i know it's a little bit boring but 10 stars i mean it's very good but you don't need me to tell you that you've already heard the song before and you've already loved it don't act like you don't like this song because you would be lying and lying is a sim and why would you do that why you think you're special if you don't like corey feldman do you think people respect you because you said corey feldman was bad do you think people actually care what you think if you say something is bad or not because who are you who are you to be putting out your opinion on the internet to make the world a negative place you know there are people like that on youtube and they make me sick to my stomach i hate them i hate people like that and if i ever saw someone who ranked bad albums and even thought about putting that in the same list with trife and garbage they would be dead i would kill them and god would be on my side god would be okay with that because i am cleansing this earth of filth sent by satan anyway yes that has been corey feldman's angelic to the core now i am a little disappointed in myself that i wasn't willing to you know go on and uh take on that second disc but you know what i will live we'll live because at the end of the day i think we all know that is this the worst album ever made it's not and does it have like really bad moments yes of course it's a very bad album but when we're talking about the worst album ever made going to the the high intense awfulness of a hello kitty suicide club going to christian the hedgehog boys there really is no competition i think some parts of this is actually really funny and some of the stuff that we've listened to uh i would actually listen to if it didn't have the dumb skits all throughout that's a thing that really really weighs this down i mean when you have this really awesome fold out of corey feldman can you really put this thing on the board no i want to put this on my mantel in fact i'll go ahead and do it right now i'm going to go put this on my mantel looks good wow wow that was come on come on guys come on come on yeah hello everyone that was great hello everyone hello everyone hello everyone it was great hello everyone i loved every second of it i loved every bit of it i freaking look good that's awesome corey baldwin [Music] [Music] good job corey oh my god look at you this is [Music] anyway that has been uh the 5 000 subscriber special i i hope everyone enjoyed it uh for what it was uh but before we go i had a uh a patron named by the name of robbie who asked if i would like to give my thoughts on some of the albums that we've already uh covered of the show and saying which is my favorite song off of some of these albums and these are just some of the physical ones i have uh like my favorite track off of jandix ready for the house was a european jewel with hulk hogan's wrestling boot band i would say probably hulkster's in the house then the first track is probably the best song off this album nurse with wound i would say spiral theme is my favorite song off of this one right here mike patton's adult theme for voice uh i think my favorite song off here is actually cather because it was really funny having my friends react to the song catheter meet the residents uh uh spot spotted pinto bean uh that's that is without a doubt my favorite one on this one colin langness living with the rock uh absolutely it's uh rock and roll no contest on that one confederal lines playing with fire i would say the last track kept on talking back fats i would say it is uh i miss the road was probably my favorite song off of this one right here so yeah uh with a philosophy of the shag's philosophy of the world i would say it's halloween is my favorite track on this one um or or what should i what should i do what should i feel those are also really good ones but it's halloween is the one i usually listen to trout mask replica you know it's that song pina i love my phosphorous worms i love my raspberries i love my pina well and with this last one william home's inspiration uh probably a rocket man is what my favorite ones is on this track now uh rocketman is a is a is a pretty good one with william hung and uh yeah that's that's some takes on some uh some old reviews there thank you for watching everybody uh more videos to come and uh with that being said have a wonderful rest of your day all right congratulations you made it to the end of the video the very very last bit of the video and uh it's time to spin the wheel of wayne uh so we're going to see what the next thing i'm covering is i always get so nervous when i'm about to spin this thing give me something good my biscuit um okay uh the next thing i'm gonna be covering is a youtube suggestion here uh this is going to be women kittens we buy a hammer for daddy uh okay uh cool that's what i'm covering stay stay tuned for that everybody the wheel of waym has been spun you

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