Coraline is Actually Scary.

ow hello everybody Welcome to Coraline sounds fishy no it's about a girl in buttons I love buttons chocolate buttons no like like shirt buttons like like button nups Coraline one our Halloween movie poll make sure you subscribe so you see future poles yeah it won by a landslide you guys asked for this and also Thomas is here hi nice to meet me it's nice to meet me too as some of you know it's nice to meet me oh so this is like a production ah my life is like a movie guys oh Dawn French isn't it Dawn French was um Vic of dibl you guys ever seen the Vic of dibl that is the most British sounding combination of words you've ever said in your entire life holy crap Lois that's a doll oh wow this looks fun this is AR of the future making humans by the way thank God I've always wanted to be stuffed full of cotton and buttons and needles and stitches and stuff oh my God it's a beetle that it's a be that's a car not a be Beetle idiots me finding a gun-shaped stick in the woods at my grandparents house and pretending to shoot people cuz it was fun I would always act out War scenarios in the in the woods see I didn't act out War I just liked the idea of shooting people with a stick and I was younger I I reenacted the entire Battle of waterly with some sticks just looking for an old well know it I'm just looking for an old well know it oh God not the not not the finger know it do you know where it is where's the secret well he St too hard and you'll fall in it blood didn't realize the giant Circle was a well well well well have we got a situation here in the circle well I'd wear gloves next time why cuz that dowsing Rod of yours um it's poison oak like where where where are the oak trees like point me to a single oak tree right now it's poison oak yeah does that come from an oak tree I don't know that's a fad Point none of us are going to Google it no absolutely not we're just going to question it and hope the comments aren't too mean when they correct us I think it's perfect weather for gardening no carine rain makes mud mud makes a mess Garden life so if it's raining the whole time why are the mushrooms only growing around the well it's a magic well in a magic spot it's a magic well it's haunted if the we is that deep and there's no white water up the top of it the mushrooms aren't going to grow anywhere I'm just hyperfixated on the mushrooms right now so I don't know about you well you really sound like a fun guy Thomas hey Dad Apple generation one average Reddit mod sorry Thomas this is just Thomas's office when he's editing he uses a monitor just like that one too oh you know this house is 150 years old my old house was like 200 something years old and it had lead paint it was epic my old house was built in the good old days when America didn't exist one boring blue boy one boring Blue Boy nobody wants to be a Squidward Coraline squid wardian [Music] Vibes br oh man Narnia is closed today freaking door is bricked up man zip it British food British food British food British food British food British food British food no this is American food I'm sorry that is a casserole I don't know how often casserole is a thing in the UK I experienced casserole for the first time over here on Thanksgiving let's just say it didn't roll well with me I hate casserole never had a good casserole never had a good meatloaf that's because casserole was like hey what leftover stuff do we have in our pant tree we're going to throw that into a pan and pray oh God it's the ever stretching butthole doctors be like this looks like one of those cat tunnels no it looks like that one tunnel and Ripley Believe it or not she's going back into the womb mom what are you doing here in the middle of the night you're just in time for supper dear my mother doesn't have butts for eyes buttons I love buttons I love butts that's why I have so many keyboards is cuz I really like buttons those don't have buttons they have keys um the keys are buttons Brandon no yeah okay hello Coraline want to hear my new song bbody want to be superar it's like when you play the electric piano and and think you're really good but it's just like one of the pre-recorded songs yeah exactly any requests mango milkshake mango milkshake I don't like mango flavoring I think it's nasty yeah mango and milk sounds like the worst thing ever but it might be good she has a tank what kind of tank is that Thomas it's like a World War I tank with a massive turret on the top they basically America find it I uh brought this for you very clever using this mixup to sneak my home and pick at muskas Mishka Muska Mickey Mouse Mishka mka Mickey Mouse here have beat make you strong yeah have a beat route have beat she tossed away the beat disrespectful now she's going to get beat their forefathers you thought the people of like the um deer heads and crap were creepy this is just on another level when I first came over to the states we stayed over at a friend's house stayed in their like uh basement and on the wall like like you know 20 deer heads just staring at me all night which was just amazing I really enjoyed that experience I see a very peculiar hand I see a Gira what should I do never wear green in your dressing room this shirt like kind of has green on it but I don't have a dressing room so I think I'm safe oh man I got a lot of green on this one I'm I'm wearing green right now she's wearing green as well so that's like teal teal is a shade of green daughter in distress that's not real I don't think you can do that with a plant I don't think plants are sentient and try to bite you either but you know clearly you've never been near a piranha plant a piranha plant you mean a venus fly trap NOP a piranha plant from Mario you're awful cheerful there a draw okay that is very clearly like a flamingo it's a giraffe giraff is pretty cool it's like if Jurassic Park was a good movie giraffic Park W need to get that installed in my place for real I'm sure they did that correctly what do you mean no I mean that the door installation why would you not want this Thomas what do you think is wrong with this it's like a vent isn't it among us this is just like Among Us guys jumping this is actually really cool like the amount of the amount of work needed to put in yeah this was done by AI this movie would have been better if it was AI princess Jane out here really um revolutionizing Cinema and cartoons as we know it God dang it I woke up up again real life sucks I'd rather be in the metaverse I wish my life was a video game I wish I could try hard to beat the stage all while still collecting coins gardening furniture tools I love mulch corn um I love Furniture mulch tools gardening no see is corn gardening I Furniture love mulch tools do you see have a cleverly used a snowflake to make the O wow wo really yeah that's so clever I would have never thought about that one they must have taken like a you know a 30-day marketing course or something on YouTube yeah they had to buy Gary V's marketing course in order to figure that one out they did not put Abraham Lincoln on a sign that says blow out yes they did that is freaking epic they even have like particles around his head yeah that's his brain yeah it's his brain exploding from when he got shot yeah they should have put JFK on the other side put them back but Mom you know what though for $25 I would have told her to put them back too what is this a freaking Dillards dude it's like the world's ugliest gloves and they are $25 on sale better looking ones that are blue which match like her nails and her hair are $15 right there what's the point of gloves matching your nails if you're going to wear them anyway you know that's a really good point Thomas um well cuz when you take them off when you take them off they're still there like guys wow they match won't be long but I might be but I might be but I might be gone a while I hope you like the new outfit I made you love Mother hey hey guess what I've seen a ghost another ghost you see a ghost yeah the girft girft turn around it's a flamingo no look but look before it was pacing that way yeah but yeah it is it is turning the other way yeah and now it's facing that way it's real oh my God shh hey the dra's turned around again sorry this movie is awful so many mistakes guys top 10 mistakes in Coraline number one the giraffe AKA The Flamingo turns between shots is this a supernatural happening or is it the filmmakers being incompetent and stupid subscribe to find out more Corine facts for you our little doll no way you're not sewing buttons in my eyes Thomas would you get buttons sewn into your eyes no are are you sure yes why not even if mom cooks you your favorite meal every night and you get to play games what games yeah games they have fortnite oh I love fortnite yeah so much that you haven't used your fortnite card for your birthday yet you got him a fortnite card yeah we got him a $19 fortnite card for his birthday as well as an amus and uh the the three-part Shrek DVD series my mogus is on the shelves that you see in the IRL videos but not the movie reviews not the movie movie reviews you do not get to see Among Us right now if you won't even talk to me I'm going to find the other white he'll help me no point he pulled a long face pull a long Lauren stretch our faces out in the fusion page man he pulled a long face oh no I can't do that no not bugs you don't like bugs oh oh great oh good how about a room made of bugs oh good thanks jiah oh okay you aren't my mother apologize at once no no no you took everything from me no no I didn't find our eyes mistress and our souls will be freed side quest started I'm home hello hello hello hello hello hello they old dead or something you're like watching a movie with my grandma so like what's happening like watch the movie and you'll find out what mean it's commentary it's my mom's like that's for me it's when Jude and Bren argue about like who's in a movie that it really is like with my parents oh yeah she's in there can you unlock it not in a million years but it wouldn't matter she can't escape without her eyes none of the ghosts can like if if my if my child starts speaking like this you know after like several days still going on about eyes and like ghosts time to go and see the doctor I mean she tried to lock the the door so she wouldn't go back through like she tried a little bit I'm not listening to me that's cuz you're crazy I was crazy once oh my God no they locked me in a room a room full of buttons he looks more and more like Sid the Science Kid every single scene he's in especially that scream right there where's the giraffe gone ah she's going to have bad luck for 7 years now yeah there's also a black cat so it's like 14 yeah don't go anywhere near Vegas for like 20 years please I mean she can't for another 10 at least she's taking them to Michigan State oh God that might as well be hell oh random Fire appears that's that's really nice I like you watching something that's scary cuz you're just like that's nice I like this oh yeah that's great that's cool you know you're walking right into her trap I have to go back wo I have to go back I love her her accent that pops up like every 20 lines that's great CH that that's Minnesota not Michigan but still yummy I love keys so I'll come out the other side eventually why don't we play a game do you want to play a game I would like to play a game I'm saw from saw there is a key in my stomach got away from me need a poop before you can get it out Coral wow wow thank you Owen Wilson do you not like the way your skin feels what's that you don't like the way your skin feels on your body take it off peel off your skin you found me but there's two eyes still lost what just happened it's one it's one of the ghost eyes oh okay you got to collect all six Infinity Stones oh right it says basy Avengers then cool yeah just like Marvel oh oh no there's something inside I don't want to see inside this yes you do Thomas no I don't keep looking we're going to like hold your eyes open with a machine and make you watch this we're going to seow my eyes open why is this like lots of like themes of like womb and fetus and everything it's just weird isn't it oh WHYY evil witch I'm not scared are you sure about that I don't know Thomas are you scared any oh God he's made of rat a rubber room rubber room filled with rats oh God rats make me crazy it's the incredibl it's the incred I was about to say it's The Incredibles God I've lost the game you lost the game you lost the game I think I mentioned that I don't like rats at the best of times so that cat just like massacred like the entire Clan no the metaverse the metaverse is crashing guys oh God another giraffe no and the other giraffe come on quick oh man I guess the cat's in the bag now shut up dude so you're back oh yeah her spine is literally out her back she has no waist she's turning into like an insect basically horrible isn't it it's disgusting I love I like that bug he's so cute his only job is to sit he a chat bug you horrible cheating girls so she she has no eyes so is she just a SP wow sp sp sp I think it's time don't you it's time for balls finally God finally it's balls Time movie getting exciting yeah oh my gosh you thought she got off easy Thomas she going to strangle her my gosh pull her down the well well well well here we are again Mama Mia you could say that the other mother just got Stoned Out you deserved our response for that I'm well aware wait you're well aware Josiah you're well aware that's Carline what do you think of it Thomas actually was surprisingly good I thought it it's going to be a bit creepy but it's actually surprisingly interesting it was like an instinct classic when it came out everyone loves this movie yeah a lot of people love this yeah I think the artistic style already held it together I think without the artistic star of story isn't that great but with the artistic style it actually does quite a lot it's a basic story but like you know executed on it well they had the good art style like you said well if you liked that I'm glad we have a whole Halloween playlist but go check out our Halloween playlist somewhere in here I'll see you next year have a day have a day day

Channel: Microwave Society

Views: 260,637

Keywords: Comedy, commentary, funny, reaction, MWS, Microwave Society, coraline, coralline, Dakota Fanning, Other Mother, button eyes, Beldam, first time watching, scary movies

Id: L3c3UN70jl8

Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 04 2023