Gross Christmas Food Taste Test

Christmas dinner ain't what it used to be let's talk about that good mythical morning what do you think of Christmas food you probably think of some ham make a spiral cut that's my favorite some turkey there's got to be some gravy free candy canes fruitcake grab some fruit out of the fruitcake wig candy canes but back in the 50s in the 60s things were a little different and by different we apparently mean horrifying now we're gonna be eating some stuff there's gonna be served of us vintage Christmas recipes we don't know what they are yet but I'm told that some of them are so unbelievable we're gonna think they're fake therefore we have constructed a game where the crew is going to present a list of vintage Christmas recipes to us we'll have to decide if they're real or fake and then if they're real we're gonna have to eat them let's play is that vintage Christmas recipe real or really fake okay here's how it's gonna work we're gonna here the recipe for the item read to us by Stevie we have to guess just based on the recipe whether or not it's real or fake and then it will be revealed to us and if it's real it'll be there and whoever got it wrong you have to eat it mmm all right you ready let's do it let's grab one and here it is a nicely wrapped present but does it have a weird recipe in it I don't know yeah Stevie tell us about it cranberry mayonnaise jell-o salad candles simply mix cranberries walnuts oranges and mayonnaise into a delicious candle shaped jell-o bowled shove a real candle in the middle and then light it on fire first of all I appreciate you that does very Christmasy an announcer voice that's good was it real it windle's granules in them in it and then a candle on it and mayonnaise and fruit sounds delicious okay let's give our answer okay okay three two one real Oh you know we're both right oh gosh look at that shaky-shaky we don't have like it up do we have a lighter well I forgot to tell you uh if you whoever gets it wrong has to eat it but if you both get it right you both have to eat it too hon what kind of Christmas rule is that where's your Christmas spirit announcer Stevie okay it looks like cat food for a cat that's been naughty you smell it you almost put this freaking you realize there's heat you know what's happening there with the with the flame is it's light and heat makes hot energy that's what fire is you almost put it in one of your nostrils so there's cranberries candle wax it's cranberries walnuts oranges and mayonnaise where did you get a candle wax it is a candle oh it is a candle I thought there was this candle wax because you know you can't make a candle without wax I was so distracted by just the announcement in my neck of the woods candles are always made out of wax it smells like mayonnaise that's this wrong well it actually is a recipe that was published in 1960 in an ad for Hellmann's mayonnaise so there's a lot of Annie's Christmas I like it like my candle baby I'm going back in what's wrong with that link nothing it tastes like it has like crayons in or something like I'm convinced there's wax in it it's like you can't tell me there's not there's not wax in it it's like a jell-o salad kind of it's very sweet and then this this is like mayonnaise heaviness hits you know what about this okay that's not edible that's partially actually I think it probably is you know oh well we'll save the rest of that for later around - Wow you go work at Belk all right tell us about it announcer Stevie frosty the spam man combined four cans of spam some breadcrumbs and clear gelatin in a blender next dump it out into that snowman shaped cake pan you definitely already have allow the mixture to set overnight in the morning frost him with some mayonnaise aspect and give him the fun hot dog for a nose breadcrumbs spam and gelatin into a snowman with a hot dog for a nose it I mean I'm in the hot dog for a nose I don't know better than a carrot so you're hoping it's real all right here we go three two one the hotdogs for the nose DAF I did not really do it off oh we've been thro we weren't sure Oh so we both rode the truck let's have to eat this troll round three all right let's hear that recipe trim a tree dip take cream cheese blue cheese cheddar cheese worst asure sauce and onions and mould them into a cone shaped Tower of Doom then surround it with everyone's favorite witch finger food bugles as an added bonus why not shove some Mentos in theirs they look like worms trying to escape so cone shape cheese ball cheetah tree Oh are you now listening to the same thing I'm listening to it's a cone shaped ball which is a tree yeah yeah I get it Wow you know I have had so much cheese this holiday season already but you know what I'm ready for more so I'm really hoping this is real how far back to bugles go but if I you know what the weird thing is I'm hoping that it's real and that I get it wrong and then have to eat it because I want to eat it weird so but if you get it wrong there is an ultimate punishment at the end for the person who loses overall but is it worth the reward right now Christmas conflict all right you ready three two one veal bugles part made me think it was fake I want to eat it well you can't eat it don't you know why that's your punishment for getting everybody I'll you can lose the point I'll take the punishment I don't like blue cheese or Worcestershire I love it that this is weird this is like something your demented uncle who like dedicates whole rooms of his house just like a train going around Oh any like builds that in the middle he's like my train goes around the cheese volcano a Christmas time link yours you want to come take a bike from Italy in the alkali need some of this freaking cheese you need to experience this really everyone's awareness miracle I'm having a little bit of a dip issue here but I'm trying to maintain the shape of the tree I could eat this whole thing right now I could just pick it up and just put my mouth on top of it and probably tell you happy you want me to do that I got t-rex maybe later don't do it don't do it Leslie let's move on I was expecting a new beautiful present this seems like a repeat you recycle their presents it's so beautiful give us the recipe snowy chicken confetti salad simply mix together some chicken consomme chicken chunks celery pimento pepper lemon juice flavorless gelatin heavy cream and of course mayonnaise chill it in a bundt cake mold and hope that it looks more like snow than dive-bar dumpster vomit enjoy ooh so cold chicken congealed with mayo in a bundt cake pan mmm-hmm this one sounds tasty no this is the first one that feels like a mistake just there just a way that it was described whether it's real or fake it's a mistake I'm getting choked up over here I don't think I'm gonna be able to taste anything else to do you don't but you can just slurp it right up I'm sure it's gelatin you okay I think I've got an answer okay three two one real let's see if we're right yeah let me eat it oh it's it's it's as cold as winters edge look at those look at the texture link there's there celery cheese and what makes it white man it oh yes man hey now when I cut through this um let's be quiet cuz I'm wonder if it's gonna make a sound I mean it's kind of like a chicken salad with way too much they didn't make much of a salad made up until you hit the bottom made a moist hear that moist cutting it's kind of nice like something you'd hear in like a sketch an ER you just like there's my piece okay here you want me here I'll get you a piece there you go you're so good hold my hand it's like a wedding cake I mean you and knives are not easy we know the history even a butter knife you can find a way to get that into my intestines probably oh look at that chicken salad heavy on the Mayo heavy on the mail now don't go light oh you want to get a taste man throws olive in there that's a big hmm dink it and sink it thank you to a great New Year this gelatinous yeah I can see how somebody in I mean post-war era you're selling it crazy man I want to identify with my the only crunchy dusters part is the celery everything else is like mushy I don't mind it one bit cold chicken is about it I really don't mind it I mean I have a 1958 palette and that's what I'm discovering this is actually from Better Homes and Gardens salad book circa 1958 you're kidding you it is from 1958 yes I am a frickin recipe genius you know again it means a glad genius I know recipe I can't make anything but I can shore taste it fine okay what do we got this time candied ham cane for this simple holiday treat just bake an entire candied ham then grind it up and form it into a candy cane shape dot it with marshmallows to form white stripes and throw it back in the oven to get them toasty serve with a side of sour cream for garnish ham cane why haven't I invented that it should exist and doesn't roasted marshmallows on ham know I'm game I guess all right three two one faked is it faking thank you Oh Eddie Edwards are we saying that Eddie is fake yeah he's a poser look at him he's got a beard and a beanie cause he's a poser all right but hey let's look in the making that announcer Stevie around 6:00 all right I am down by one point and this is it so I've got to get this right in order to tie so that we both have to endure the food punishment both have overall so this is my one chance to tie it up or I lose out right let's hear it shrimp tree with Spanish sauce Christmas tree made of shrimp olives and pimentos complete with a Spanish dipping sauce that's mostly you guessed it mayonnaise why Spanish why not that's Navidad a shrimp Christmas tree oh yeah with olives and mayonnaise is hanging around but no gelatin no toads and I just don't know how physically you would make a shrimp tree okay you ready for your answers 3 2 1 fail all right at least there's a chance of us tying because there's a discrepancy taint no Trinity Oh oh my god hey shrimp tree it almost fell over look at that link it's yours for the taking oh this is not how I pictured it if I had a picture like something like yeah of course you just like reach and get your little shrimpy shrimp welcome to Spain why not can I have one I mean I know I lost about I mean I got one but congratulations you won which means you can have one get that olive in there don't take the olive off man the titles are part of the fun I know I don't need a tail and I think is that you do this you dip you and then you come here and you put your mouth look mm-hmm two-handed dish I love olives and let me tell you right now olives ain't supposed to be with shrimp Oh like that just doesn't work that tree needs to be cut down oh yeah you got to get it down man come on get some more Spanish sauce here take some I got spoon take a spoonful of Spanish sauce well congratulations to me I owe I win more ways than one today olives are so aromatic link your punishment in good mythical more is you have to take a tablespoon of mayonnaise for every point that you lost that means to thanks for liking commenting and watching link try to get this down you know what time it is rose and I'm ever and we're in the North Carolina mountains getting in Christmas tree and it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality we have some exclusive videos over on our Facebook page that mean you can only go to our Facebook page and see them there may no where else least stupid but great click through to good mythical more we're gonna let the crew sample these delectable life or Christmas treats and trees whoa so close sell it our neighbor's Wi-Fi password hey folks thanks for coming out to my front yard got a big big ticket item today we had John and we've got he has a yellow he has a wireless internet at his home and by hack I mean we guessed his password I mean it was his phone number but we'll sell it to you right I'll give it to you well you just told him what it was everybody's following I'll know John's 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Length: 14min 30sec (870 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 22 2015