Connor Gets Hit On by a Fans' Mom

oh yeah yeah this was this wasn't so much uh odd this wasn't being hit on but this is just a funny story i wanted to tell you so uh one time uh there was uh i was at a convention and i actually have this guy on facebook still so it's really nice but it was just it was very strange and things get added on and adding on where i went to it and they were like okay so you when you go to convention as a guest you typically if it's like a big convention you'll get like a handler like it's like an assistant yeah basically someone who makes sure that you turn up to your appointments on time and also if you need anything or like you say you're signing things and you you know you run out of sharpies like give me a shop real quick uh they'll do stuff like that and um uh the guy i had he was like oh yeah my daughter's a big fan i'm like oh cool cool that's that's awesome he's like would you mind like saying hi to her and i'm like yeah of course of course like i'll hang out with him yeah and then he was really nice and he helped me out a lot he always got me whatever i needed and then uh he was like yeah do you want to like come for like a family dinner with me and my family oh okay uh i mean i i felt like i had to say yes but like i was like oh sure i mean of course like i don't mind i mean this guy's helping you out right yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean i literally had nothing better than you i was like yeah sure why not you know real nice so yeah i'd love to meet your family his family was like 12 kids or something jesus christ and like half of them half of them knew who i was and half them didn't care yeah it was like it was like being in the middle of a half a dozen what's that movie called like does it double does it what the [ __ ] is that i i know what you're talking about i was like a dozen or something something like that yeah but it was really cool because i i think i think he was like a foster parent or something and it was really cool the story was really unique not being hit on by the way quite the opposite of a cool story to tell just those really odd that i got like roped into this and i was like what is happening why is there 12 kids i thought all i could envision is that that scene from annie where they're they're all like eating on the really on the table you're just in the middle like yeah because the dad was trying to talk to me but obviously all the kids were like you know it's a youtuber and they wanted my attention they kept asking me questions and they'd be like do you pay taxes or something like that and i'm like well that's a four year old asking you this like are you avoiding taxes are you the irs yeah it was it was just really cool about that was a fun story yeah um oh god why wow that was just a morbid uh stoppage i don't know this is a hell of a stock image i don't know why this was a stock image but giddy why do you have anything and what sometimes you look at stock images and you think in what context would someone want to use this someone what what was the direction they had when someone honestly honestly i i do think there is a like small market i'm a small market of stock image photographers that are like i'm hoping this is going to become a meme i'm i'm betting that this is i'm going to take some meme photos and hope that this is this is like they're all like racing to be the next meme right yeah to become the next jealous girlfriend meme guy like that this is this is definitely giving me that energy right now for sure all right this is the the unexpected if you will let me show you the stock image first of all what a good stocking okay that's a tarantino shot right there my cigar with the boys we kidnapped somebody so yeah no one one time uh like you like you said like the the mothers bring the door that's just bring the mothers along yeah yeah um and one time there was like they were both really big fans and i thought wow that's so [ __ ] cool yeah and um yeah i didn't really think much of it and like she was like joking being like oh you she said i look like like tom cruise and i'm like i do not like tom cruise i look quite the opposite of tom cruise is this basically every reddit post who has like a white guy with a beard and a shirt that looks like corner that doesn't oh yeah that's connor like white beard checks out oh my god then i was like ah okay and then they were like oh yeah you seeing anyone like legit asked me this like while i did well the mom was yeah the mom asked me that while i'm signing the daughter's autograph and i thought oh yeah no not really not really she's like oh okay i mean do you want to get a drink later and i'm like ah and i was like yeah sure sure thinking like oh it's like this isn't serious yeah yeah yeah found out later she was very serious and she was very disappointed that we didn't have that drink right right because i i i thought it was juicy you basically stood her up i mean she didn't taste it not proud to say it the world is going to end i'm trying to say it you know but yeah i do corner i unexpected i believe it was a single mother as well actually okay oh that's like your fantasies yeah i mean i think they think of milf porn right you don't see the kids so that's a big plus right i don't want to [ __ ] know about the kids don't tell me about the kid i don't want to get involved what's wrong you get married and they have to call you dad that's so gross i mean some people are into the daddy thing right no no it's the fantasy it's the fantasy listen the problem with the whole like milf dynamic in real life is there a lot of hurdles that make it very uncomfortable and very awkward right i would feel so sorry for the [ __ ] daughter imagine being a fan i felt sorry for the daughter imagine being a fan of a youtuber and then they become your dad but let's just let's just think about that for a second that is a [ __ ] like that is a a like a visual novel in the making he was my favorite youtuber but now he's my dad but actually it was the daughter that ended up being like oh i'm so sorry my mom just gets carried away sometimes right right yeah your mum's on like the prowl next to you with her what's going on you guys are real close to be like scouting out the prey with each other you know what i mean mom's like yo yo become my wing wing woman come on i thought it was it was like a wingman it was crazy that's nuts domestic boyfriend it's like it's like love triangles you know in a porno or a hentai yeah it's very attractive and right but you realize in real life [ __ ] it's a nightmare yeah it's messy as far as you have anything like that never ends well that was definitely unexpected that was that was the unexpected yeah

Channel: Trash Taste Highlights

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Id: 7UnjmmLiYr0

Length: 5min 54sec (354 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 25 2021