comedy world cup S01E02 full

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] my name is David Tennant on this is the comedy Wolcott [Applause] each week four teams of comedians take each other on to see who knows the most about comedy it's a knockout competition which means the winning team tonight goes through to the next round the losers meanwhile have agreed to have the word loser tattooed across the foreheads but if nothing else will teach them to read the small print and their contracts from now on so let's meet the team the captain of the team to my right is a comedian who when he was named hit his teeth when he fell again to the family Caravan it was carnage the caravan was a write-off [Applause] is a comedian who starred in a sketch show called girl Friday coincidentally girl Friday was an entry in Prince Harry's diary just after Vegas weddings day and pool party Thursday it said a pastor [Applause] and joining them is a man who was the first person to set foot on stage at the Comedy Store in 1979 and if it wasn't for that appearance the owner of the Ford Cortina blocking the entrance might never have been found captaining the team to my left is a comedian who says he's no a middle-class cockney for example it means he walks up a flight of apples and avocado pears it's joining Ricky back from a recent tour of the Middle East is a comic from Glasgow who is so shocked by the poverty and hardship he witnessed it made him think I'd say I must tutor them at least [Applause] with an Olympic ugly in comic who appeared on celebrity wife swap unfortunately for his wife a contractual obligation meant she had to take him back it's done [Applause] each of our teams has considerably more than 100 years of comedy experience between them let's see if they can make that count this first round is called the year in question Alan Clive and Sarah take a look at this everything you see in here relates to one particular year education leaflets a guide from the library there's nothing there for me Lorraine but kids look at this one it says are you looking for a job in it are you looking for job in it all homeboys not suspect looking for a job in it it's pathetic no it doesn't it says are you looking for a job in IT [Music] now courage my friend yeah cuz I've just noticed something these communists are all cowards looked at our caps recently that caps the badges on our caps have you looked at them what no a bit they've got skulls on them have you noticed that our caps have actually got their little pictures of skulls on them are we the baddies sure you'll get a point for telling me what the theme tune you have playing was and another one for identifying the year and for the set cons you saw is the year they started that weren't interested in so what did you see recent years not too recent though because David Mitchell is fat in that yes now he's been and I know he had that gastric band phase in 2000 so we've got to work out how long it takes to lose that amount of weight yeah with an alleged gastric band wait though [Applause] I'm still chunky I used to be even faster now but oh you used to be really fat he used to hang over the back of my chair like a cake but not going out has only been on for a yes that's the first series different girl then I think it's that in the 2002 no oh I know the finches yeah well cause the thing is its computer game it sounds a computer game doesn't it there are t crowds it's the IT Crowd one point okay I think it's about 2006 who's the Dead Guy oh it's Charlie Drake Charlie Drake yes family are watching tonight you know each other oh he was one of the greats of British comedy in the 1950s and 60s he was as he was small guy and he had a catchphrase hello hello my darlings did you try it hello am i dying do it like that I do that's why but I don't know when he died you know it's um mm mm she got sick 2006 yeah it must be there or there about oh no the RT crab that's a beach in 2012 and oh boy IT Crowd it's been on since before 2008 okay 2007 all right you'll be frustrated to learn it was 2006 yeah the IT pros answer to everything was turned it off and turn it on again you got to be careful when I did that I turned into Matt Smith here's a bonus question we saw an extract from not going out which double-act performer please Lee's father in the show yes it's an old-time case we know this yeah because it's I'm pretty bad with older comedians but the cannonballs it's probably ball it's like a bobby ball it is indeed probably yes in his 80s he D bobby ball was well known for his catchphrase rock on Tommy nowadays of course his catchphrases sign on Tommy Mickey Kevin and Stan your tongue take a look at this and try and work out the year in question I got the other day and everything in my apartment had been stoned and replaced with an exact replica call my friend Nunez give me a look at this stuff it's all exact replicas what do you think he said do I know you [Music] [Applause] careful I had my appendix out last year never microwave fireplace I can lay down in front of the fire for the evening in eight minutes [Music] there you go talk me through what you saw there at one point for correctly identifying the theme song and another for getting the year right seven-year itch Madeleine one long yeah so it's got to be before 1963 because she sang at that famous fellow who got shot in America wasn't Junior was it he was shot he got shot he sang at his birthday all right so with that much we know yes it's a great film though 7-year itch yeah you can date it from the vote came before they have an effective I enjoyed the follow-up to that cannister night so it's got to be 361 now I watched that Benny Hill on a black-and-white television in Liverpool we did it wasn't my to our telly it was next doors it didn't love it we were looking through the window and because the mother had sang kids and we couldn't afford the telly or proper food we had stick on soles for shoes and then I went in the army 1950s 9 a bar slips into an episode of who'd you think Wow 4:59 I'll and get over to my panel so it's before I would say if any here wasn't on before sixties so something with so it's your notes don't get started again Stephen late must be fifties made fifties yet should we split the difference and say mid 55 I don't stands get a contribution Hill fifty-five I was think we know it's in the 50s yeah we don't know so we'll go right down the middle say 1955 by some remarkable quirk of fate that's absolutely right [Applause] but I'm also looking for the theme tune that was playing through that clip I know it was like a game show like but usually not or like this is your life or one of them thing but say you know at the Palladium it was something like that woman with your dating rounds like that Neela's foresight and you just lose the will to leave halfway through it when it comes Ranger speak oh my god that could kill me hey I was on that I think considering how remarkably unlikely the fact I think anywhere near that airs we're gonna have to give it to you Sunday night at the London Palladium [Applause] poreless question for you who fronted the revival of Sunday night at the London Palladium in 2000 it's only 12 years ago so who was really big who could have carried that show 12 years ago who's max by grossy he's Aparna counted on it effing dope boss I come back again those folks outside default mode they don't really not sure we're just gonna say first full size that is that what you're going for yeah pretty supposed to wistful sigh he's absolutely right Sunday night at the Palladium recalls the golden days of variety if by variety you mean an identical old white man and Dennis it singing songs about cleaning windows so at the end of that round Mickey's team is in the lead [Applause] join us after the break but in the meantime here's a question for you which of our panelists joined Twitter for the sole purpose of telling their fans that they wouldn't be joining Twitter [Applause] welcome back to 'county long top before the break I asked you which of our panelists join Twitter for the sole purpose of telling their fans that they would not be joining Twitter I know it is because I followed this person on Twitter yeah just to see if they ever do tweet again zero who is it it's Micky Flanagan Mickey it's a trick yes yeah yeah because so many people were impersonating me and because saying there were me and now I had to put a stop to it because do you know that you have an unofficial Micky Flanagan that's called not the real Micky Flanagan and in their bio kit says this is not Micky Flanagan here is his actual Twitter for you to follow but he will never tweet it's pretty cool Micky Harry it's pretty cold as a fan I do I tend to walk last sometimes I just knock on people's doors and when they come although I'm coming [Applause] our next round is called the young ones we asked some of the country's brightest young comics to give us their versions of some established comedians routines make his team you're up first whose act is being reversions here by young Tom they were aged between 20 out of 40 and you could tell they had no kids cuz their clothes were lovely lovely clothes clothes they spent time on you know not like us when you're in ASDA and you just think I could do one then I mean I'm not quite as far as I'm concerned if you're buying your fashion in the same face you're buying your sprouts it's not kicking their sister you know what I'm saying [Applause] so who's act was that not collecting it so stuff like that that's that's something you would dance banner I would think so good I've seen you try that was it your famous catchphrase talk to the hand no I think it's my son John Bishop we put with John never go I've never worked with John and he's gone to me Mick I'm on next see you back here girlfriend no I have no I know people think I'm us but I don't ever never resort to that I've got jokes [Music] but he does do jokes about supermarket yeah I mean you get lots of stuff from supermarkets as usual and comedians nobody can pick up kegs on Superman I think like you don't like to sort it he stopped people drinking in pubs if you've had too much you should do the same thing for supermarkets when fat people come along with all the gear and he says sale of count savvy you've got too much how fat would the woman have to be before you didn't but she just doesn't can't get through the toffee like a scowl next to the till and unless she got on it like on easy Jack wood you got your and luggage they have to fit in one of those they're okay shape of a person [Applause] I reckon I think we need to go for job uh Shipman on the back of that you're going for John Bishop John Bishop let's see if it's John better you were aged between 28 and notice because the clothes were lovely people's clothes he'd spend time on no not like cause you know we in and out there you just think what do we wanted that no you know I mean I know got one but as far as I'm concerned if you're buying your fashion in the same place you buy your sprouts it's not kicking exist there [Applause] well garnet was indeed John Bishop he's never pulled back on the map about hundred miles from the nice bed of Cheshire where he lives allons team here ton no this is Lea giving us her interpretation of someone's act but whose is it I went to university that's a weird course actually doing drama in Salford in the northwest in general I think always going to be a tough show in it you know when you're trying to do Shakespeare and second year is this a dagger I see before me yeah give me your trainers that's hard to get through with no money first six weeks of drama what they do they teach you how to breathe properly breathe properly I used to stand there and think how did you fail this do you know what I mean Oh John's dead that's the third this is clearly a trick question that katie is Leo's act well it's a comedian Jason Manford used to do did he do a bit of drama I did I don't know I was thinking about Russell Cain someone like that with the s6e yeah they start with thinking of every comedian that's ever worked we're thinking of Chris Rock did he live yeah so I think sulphate is good for acting as ever so it's someone who's good at acting right yeah yeah Russell kind Jason Manford oh it's University that's a way of course as you're doing drama in Salford in the north but in general I think it's always gonna be a tough self in it you know you trying to Shakespeare in second year is this exact and I see before me yeah give me its readiness you know six weeks a drama what they didn't teach how to breathe properly breathe properly I said son there to begin how'd you fail this 2011 Jason Manford hosted a show looking for fresh young comedy talent I'm not saying it wasn't a success but Stan got through to the Sammy's so the next round is in the frame to picture round I'm going to show you some stills from well-known comedy films but there's a twist we have sneakily are removed all the flesh from the actors in the photo but like bin Pavan Hargens one point is that they identify the film plus the chance to answer the bonus questions or fingers at the ready teams buzz in when you think you know what this film is yes Mickey is it the brat pack it's not the brat pack it's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and they say are you bars in command it is thank you - in the perishables question in the film what instrument does Will Ferrell's character Ron Burgundy play alright okay it's not a saxophone a flute so good-looking my my my don't know - does he play a heart because they something really massive think you may have said it is I think it's that something up there flute it was the jazz flute Oh buzzing if you can identify of this Sean of the day it's Shaun of the Dead yes you get the bonus question name the TV comedy series that was also directed by Edgar Wright and starred Simon Pegg and Nick Frost best Bank was spaced yes Shaun of the Dead was packed with grisly hollow-eyed barely alive zombies if you haven't seen it thankless women the movie [Music] here's another film still buzz in if you can identify this one oh my god what this is a tricky one the bath Sally will marry Malik no am alpha is the correct answer and here your bonus point who plead after in the 2011 room me mr. Brandt he did indeed yes another point there's pain sighs funny man Dudley Moore played a drunkard in the film Arthur but he liked to drink in real life too in fact he was often seen propping up the minibar and at the end of that road allen's team is in the lead [Applause] more to come after the break but I'll leave you with this question which of our guests used to do the warm-up for Jonathan losses Chacho [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome back to comedy world cup before the break I asked you which of our guests used to do the warm-up for Jonathan Ross's chat show any takers I reckon if it's Owen Owen Owen cut yes it's Brad it was a tough gig sometimes it was tough sometimes it was nice but you'd get like the same audience turning up to other shows as well the Latin sir I've been halfway through a joke at the Jonathan Ross show and then someone would say I'm stars in your eyes you get biscuits honestly they start comparing what you get as the note but it was good yeah you got to meet all those amazing people on his show so were you thinking I could I could be doing his job you know I could be a church didn't think no I know it yourself when we did the comedian's remember the comedians being a fan of mine Frank Carson and a doggie Brown we have to do our own warmups and then go and do an act and the comedian's have been going now for about 40 years we brought out the DVD days it's being sold in all the shops as their testicles and Morrison's for about 11:15 what we just came back from a commercial brilliant the quiz and the next round is called sitcom graveyard allons team you've each got a sitcom outline to read out two of them effects one of them actually got made make his team you'll get one point if you can identify the real sitcom Clive please give us number one shoulda brought my glasses room for one more 1977 was a historical comedy set in the 1300s during the plague where a hotel owner played by Richard Briers struggles to keep business afloat in the face of rapidly falling customer numbers ice sounds like call me the gold successor Richard Brian you haven't seen anything set in the filth anything set in the fifteen hundred's blackout I was close first here's the black had a roundabout that that can be news yeah should be fair that was just their jokes how endeavours number two well the instead of coming of an idea to throw them all to make it more difficult we're gonna use that well I was gonna do mine in the style of stand dad's band Wallace Benson decides to start off her back Scott nor the ban fails what is old father Tony who used to be a crudely finger on the baton to cover soft fat while expend this episode trying to get [Applause] Syrian is number three I'm gonna do mine in South Africa that's a tougher African duck patrol 1998 sees a typically grumpy Mississippi its odds of a police station by the Thames they're tasked with rescuing wildlife including pink ducks and a mermaid played by Josie Lawrence [Applause] nuts I don't think it's Beth McLeod shed and item buyers in 1300 she buys in 1300 that never had cameras them and I'm thinking um I've got a pig I'd have seen this sometime tell me about a duck patrol with Charlie Drake in it and I'm a loud Anton Dolph oh no I don't think it's the one about the 13 centuries to depressing plague victims the world die now it's been one in the Allens 1 the production since part of expensive to be making a show like that this seems like a sitcom type scenario to me so um for Doug from yeah we're going 4-0 as well is the right answer doesn't add up at all here's a clip keep your eyes peeled because the young look in the glasses is really good I'm saying pink ducks and I haven't even her drink yet he'd be industrial coalition Darin for all we know there might be a cherry pink Mallard [Applause] dock patrol starred one foot in the grave richard wilson the royal family sue Johnson and myself and ran for a whole seven episodes in 1998 the second series are gonna be replaced by Matt Smith yeah the shoe did so badly richard has since had to come up with the catchphrase I don't remember it Alan Clive and Sarah the other team are going to read out your options which of these sitcoms was actually made Stan you go firstly fired away 1967 was set in a fire station staffed entirely by unqualified female locals in a rural town the band allows wives led by the bossy Kathy Stafford she's brilliant enough always saved the day even if they do end up doing it the hard way Mickey let's hear yours I'm gonna read mine in a received English snakes and ladders 1989 was a satirical comedy set in 1999 starring Adrian Edmondson the country is divided into the rich south and poor north by a fence in the middle of Britain age the son of a well feast Overlord he said well it were it was some of the accent age the son of a wealthy southern lord said no to take charge of the business as a result of a computer error lends itself a menial job from which you can never escape the horror and finally tell me I'm gonna read mein enough Scottish accent Now or Never starred mashes Loretta Swit as Helen who moves into a New York apartment to discover her former childhood sweetheart Marvin played by Henry Winkler lives one floor below as to unmarried 40-somethings Helen thinks this could be their chance of happiness but what she doesn't know is Marvin as a mafia hitman well that last one is that is that plausible sound like something with the trouble he's sick so what about the other one seems quite dangerous like fire wasn't something you can be flippant about really can you well there was one of setting a fire station wasn't that was more of a drama London's burning or something not many laughs in that hit man oh now all I admit that I get missed in the middle is the right answer [Applause] it was indeed snakes and ladders here's a clip No thank you very much alright what was the last thing you did on the outside Boris Johnson is also currently appearing in a sitcom starring a lovable buffoon it's called his life so Alan's team is in the lead and now it's time to rack up the points in the spotlight our captains get to nominate one of their team to answer as many questions as they can in 60 seconds on one of the topics listed on the screen the topics are British comedy films comedy songs the Pythons us sitcoms so Alan's team you're up first who do you want to go in the spotlight right but who thinks here knows do you know much about comedy songs or songs what do you like on the Pythons I should know but suddenly well you're a bit daughter is that what your topic the other ones are very broad well I'll volunteer if there's no other volunteer and I'll do my thing - five - okay Clive Anderson you're going in the spotlight this'll be awesome oh my god okay I did it bye no pressure no there are 60 seconds on the Pythons starts no what is the name of the musical based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail Spamalot incorrect in 1995 which former Python presented a historical documentary series on the Crusades Terry Jones correct always look on the bright side of life is sung at the end of which Python film a life of brian correct what did the famous knight see in monty python and the holy grail me correct what type of parrot had died in the parrot sketch the Norwegian blue correct in the meaning of life what makes mr. creosote explode oh it's the last bit of food it's after eight mint or something is it yes yeah which of the pythons created the animations for their series oh it's what's his name Gilliam Terry Gilliam what was the title of the pythons first sketch based feature film Oh now for something completely different correct in Monty Python and the Holy Grail what nationality is the man that shouts your mother was a hamster and your father smells of French which of the pythons went on to star in the TV series ripping yarns ripping yarns as Michael Palin correct yeah [Applause] so Clive you scored an amazing ten points on the Python [Applause] so they made a fortune from their films the pythons lost a lot of their money buying wedding presents for John Cleese okay Mickey's team you're up next who is going in the spotlight okay mister transfer window okay so let's pick a topic first jump out you know you there any of those jumper hold the Pythons dead but quiet all that British comedy films comedy songs it's true you're gonna go for the song isn't me yeah though right it's the young and the I'm trying to bring the youth on sure give you some focus you know look yes have you been out postal now under the spotlight for comedies I've gone and bridges you're going in the spotlight I'm stopped I start the peel okay Kevin you're 60 seconds on comedy songs starts no mean the title of the 2002 song performed by Tony Christie and comedian Peter K hey I'm gonna i'ma rip what's called again I'm a yesterday I'm incorrect which comedian released a song called div or RCE in 1975 by Mike only correct Benny Hill song Aaron II was the fastest what what milkman milkman in the West I'll give you the band rate said Fred took their name from a 1962 song by which comedian Hey Right Said Fred trailer snail bounty krebons we had a top five hit in 1975 with a funky Gibbon how much business he's in the spotlight even though he will help me here the goodies the goodies is correct which comedian had a hit in the same year with funky moped I thought of a quote David Jasper Calavera Corps which comedy show topped the charts in 1980 [Applause] Doyle attempts cabin you got four points [Applause] really view comedy songs in Scotland we have a long tradition of moving and haunting ballads dealing with such problems as having a moose loose aboot this moose and Donald's heart-wrenching search for his lost choosers join us after the break to find out who will go through to the next round of comedy world cup meanwhile I'll leave you to ponder this which of our panelists lists on their CV that there are ukulele player before the break I asked you which of our panelists lists on their CV that they're a ukulele player anyone gonna one up to that um see the thing is it does say on my CV that I can play ukulele but I'm not a ukulele player so it makes sense I want Ireland I once in a show demonstrated that the quickest way to ruin music was to play any song on a ukulele and then I thought yeah now that put that on the old spot like musician works a comforting him it never has weirdly Sarah particle reason gentleman sitcoms now for our what happens next round I'm gonna show our teams a clip from a well-known sitcom freeze it and ask them to work out what happens next Alan Clive and Sarah here's your clip it's from the series Miranda you'll get a point if you can tell me how the scene develops oboe is cool now for a new tariff rate yeah sounds like you might have lost him to his trouble so well that's fine if I have because I'm totally can have it back I'm so so bang what happens next well it's going to be something to do it's a sushi there's modern newfangled ones yes you can so get away we're not paying in those things because you just pile up the plates now well they never know just how many plates are underneath oh yeah you think they'd come and collect the place yeah down but if there's no plates no bill so where have you put the plates then you put the plates in a big bag and walk to there you're stealing the plates and you're also making off without payment for this I washed them and bring them so she's nice nice raw fish I mean you just casually make you think wouldn't even if then she cooked the fish as well wouldn't that just slightly better yeah like a restaurant yes so are we getting anywhere closer to knowing what happened next no I think it's something to do with that conveyor just got a tag round her neck did you see like a lanyard so that gets caught in there Scott leaf meringue has the tie or she tries to get up on it and get something else what about the phone she was playing with the phones that could be involved drop the phone then her lanyard and then she had to get along the belt she dropped the phone and in someone eats it because they think it's an accessory and leave without paying yeah cuz there's some cheap skate TV star yeah the RV's the lang goes more comedy enemy gets look round sister she may and she's dragged thrown I think the robot is worked there so they live rescue her robots work they used to work in the sushi places robots which come on bringing your drinks now you know that's the future okay soon assume she gets hooked on there with that big old rope around it oh dear sounds like you might have lost him to his trouble that's fine if I have because I'm so travelator Oh Queen Kong you're such a dweeb so here's a bonus question for you about Miranda this is what the point which well-known comedy actress plays Miranda's mum in the series Hodge Tricia Hodge is the correct answer [Applause] when Miranda pitched her sitcom to the BBC they fell over themselves to make it in turn creating the plotline for the rest of the series Mickey Stan and Kevin here's your clip it's from Men Behaving Badly [Laughter] [Applause] so he's trying to use his turf to get the handle off the door no I started a river tooth why do you know why nobody ever done that successful button and it's falling out I just be a dentist it takes a Topher goes to bed put stuff under his pillow and then the mornin the star pound coin someone comes someone comes and closes the door but just launches him towards the table he smashes his face into the table absolutely disfiguring him beyond belief he switches to tell you on this one those blame claim ed first had a night he has a claim he comes out ten million pounds he gets to having no face anymore and and they make a movie of it okay and it's called the man with no face right it's not what we're going okay [Applause] just use a shorter length of string why don't he just touch that - I felt the whole plan misfired quite and he caught me right through the string but the joy of a bonus question thank you who's starred as Martin Clunes flat me in the original ITV series of Men Behaving Badly that was Harry Enfield it was for one point yes a frank Noma Haven Bagley was originally on ITV but soon transferred to the BBC it's now going to be remade by Sky starring richard keys and Andy gray at the end of that round Allen's team are still in the leaves [Applause] Nikki's team it's still it's still just possible you can snatch victory from the jaws of defeat it's a quick fire round there's lots to play for here we go I'm going to ask a series of questions relating to the wonderful world of comedy buzz in if you know the answer each correct answer gets a point and the time starts know what number to the kumar's live at 5:42 correct who please the headmaster in The Inbetweeners Greg Davies yes he does - nice lottery Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie were regular cast members on which improv show whose line is it anyway doesn't believe I didn't get to that wonderful this is what I did all the show the Bangalore sex featured on what comedy show Franklin fell under French and Saunders is right yes sergeant major Williams Gloria Beaumont and lofty are all characters from whatchu need a half hot mum how many episodes of Fawlty Towers were made in total I was 12 I'm afraid sorry Allen Sarah and Clive joined Jason Manfred's team in the semi-final [Applause] fine steady one for taking part tonight I'll include you Sarah [Applause] next week holding out for police in the semi-finals our team captains will be Johnny Vegas and Phill Jupitus trust me you wouldn't to miss that I'm David Tennant as if Antonio cut it out [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 46min 57sec (2817 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 11 2012