Top 10 Funniest That 70s Show Moments (in my opinion)

[Music] okay he's here now steven fix your hair eric don't mumble red don't yell at eric if he mumbles hi is this the performance you know i'm sorry i told your friend last week we don't want a subscription to ebony magazine no no no no we spoke over the phone i'm william barnett i'm steven's father oh i mean come in come in everybody i want you to meet steven's father stephen look i'm looking it's good to meet you son i really been looking forward to this i want to get you a card but they don't have one for our unique situation so here happy first communion wow you came from him yeah i'm not sure i see the resemblance what are you talking about my fro my coolness my suspicion of the man this explains so much well uh mr barnett please sit anywhere you like on this big day after all how often does a kid get to meet his very own father so far i'm up to twice hey would you like a drink perhaps a cool drink for our cool visitor no thanks but i think all of you could use a scotch that's crazy we're totally relaxed hey you know what show i love the jeffersons dinomite dinomite is from good times oh why watch them all i mean i don't discriminate so father and son yep well i i guess stephen must have gotten his mother's eyes eyes stephen got his mother's pretty eyes right or as i like to say right on okay well nobody's talking about the elephant in the room so i'll do it you're black mom okay please mr barnett we're very open-minded oh oh no he's right i myself love that singer art garfunkel art garfunkel is white really well his name's got the funk in it so i oh wait wait wait red who's that black person i like martin luther king yes you know i'm beginning to feel like you haven't had a lot of black people in this house well i mean it's certainly not because we didn't want to right right no it's just there haven't been any available you know it's wisconsin well i know all about wisconsin the only place around here where you'll see white and black together is on a cow [Laughter] [Applause] so william what kind of work do you do i own a chain of record stores racosaurus that's cool huh yeah i was afraid you were gonna be a cop or something i don't like cops i don't like cops either hey who do you think shot jfk i don't know because they don't want me to know check it out man i'm gonna chip off the old block man i wish mama told me about you hey when was the last time you saw her oh years ago we were dating and she just disappeared i guess she married the man you thought was your father and told him that you were his baby yeah mama's been pretty relieved when i came out white huh penny you're called go get a sweatshirt oh okay uncle red eric do i have to tell you to stop staring at your cousin stop staring at your cousin oh but i usually just sleep in a t-shirt and panties is that okay well so do i or i mean you know man panties underwear you know what i meant great the movie starts at 11. don't be late okay i won't man panties good evening milady 11 o'clock on the nose well we're all alone i told hide to amscray for a while so go ahead take off your rope [Applause] [Applause] there's no rat don't eric don't no i was eric step away from your cousin no she's not my cousin she was adopted i'm not adopted what she's she's lying eric i saw her mother give birth to her now what is going on i'm sleepwalking and i'm about to be sleep kicking your ass eric what kind of person would lie about something as serious as being adopted a liar who specializes in adoption lies you a mean vindictive person like someone who would trap someone in a revolving door yes oh [Applause] mom dad can can penny and i be alone for a minute no i'm not raising in any flipper grandkids no look i just want to apologize to penny fine when you're done you head right upstairs i'm having pastor dave come over for an emergency house call i guess this will teach you to play pranks on innocent little girls this has taught me a lesson and that is that i'm not gonna rest until i get you back way worse than you got me which by the way wasn't really that bad actually it's pretty bad last time i was here i hit a stash just got to remember where i put it i know someplace i could fit my hand well that rules out your face what and this is illegal we're busted no you're busted i'm not the bathroom window get off of me welcome to the cabin here pull my face oh i know this one no thank you no man it's stuck i put the stash in here now i can't get my hand out his vase smells like chocolate really [Applause] you can't see it but i'm flipping you off right now what's going on oh just a classic case of hand stuck in vase well get it off or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass hey what's the teeny writing on the bottom of the vasey i want teeny writing stop doing that get smarter why won't this thing come off like my hand wouldn't be so big if i didn't have to hold this stupid bag you're holding the bag just let go you [ __ ] fine wow it's like the worst critics pinata what the hell happened here stephen what's in the bag the packers winning next year's super bowl that's what's in the bag is that what i think it is if you mean paprika yes sir honey honey paprika is red if you mean green paprika yes sir green paprika hide what am i looking for here oregano if you mean oregano yes sir well apparently hyde had a stash that none of us knew anything about especially me but i think fez knew too that's the way you want it fine you have to sleep sometime i'm calling your parents i'm calling immigration now stephen you tell me the truth right now is this yours or not mr former i'm telling you the truth it's not mine okay fine well i don't care whose it is i'm throwing it in the lake well i paid 20 bucks for that you have my parent's number that'll teach you to sell me out you're sending my [ __ ] hi boys hey red hi boys i could kill you without making a sound i'm worried we don't have enough chicken for dinner tonight do these breasts look big enough i'm not comfortable with that question red what i want to know is what did pam mean not here toyota look if i was a single man what we saw today would be like a reward for a lifetime of disappointments but i'm not so it's just another disappointment oh maybe she was coming on to us she wasn't coming on to us she was coming on to me she heard about my war record i'm a hero you two even got to see pam topless brad how could you kitty we just opened the door and there she was what was i supposed to do rip the eyes out of my head enjoy your fight i can't believe you saw my mother topless and didn't tell me about it right away what every time i see another woman's breast i'm supposed to tell you now i know i am so mad i can't even stand to look at you and yet you do because your eyes work you see my problem all right all right we're going see doozy [Music] so then she goes hi boys i mean that has to be come on right okay look i'm sorry hyde there's a lot of guys that pam would choose before you and red right it goes me and bob fez venue red and me again and donna then eric what do you think he meant by not whoopsie-doozy toyota oh i'm super dumb is this woman what are you two doing out here [Music] you know what i love about kelso hi just keeps beating the crap out of them that is false name one time with pleasure i love mashed potatoes oh yeah [Laughter] oh god not my eye val you know what's foul you're playing that's my eye [Music] change it back no change it back [Laughter] oh my eyes okay i'm not gonna remember that i know let's call him captain poo face oh my eye yeah this happens a lot i'm sure it does donna lover that's my eye [Laughter] oh my god [Laughter] uh what am i supposed to do i mean he broke the code he's wrong [Music] seriously man you keep hurting my eye so if you ask the white house if there's a russian death rate they're going to have you committed uh so yeah i say go for it i'm on hello hello uh white house yeah yes i have a couple questions yes um how well is the president protected well uh because someone wants to hurt the president that's why it's you're damn right it's a threat it's a terrible threat on the president's light awesome huh where am i right now i'm a red foreman's house and point please you idiot you just told them where we are what's so kelso you just threatened the president's life they're gonna come here and arrest us no no i'm not threatening his life it's the russians that have the russian death ray you didn't mention the death ray so you admit that there's a death threat there's a black ford sedan outside hides right the beds found us damn it kelso you finally figure out how to use a phone now we're all going to jail look i think you guys are overreacting there's no way the government would park a car right outside my house foreman anything you think the government's not doing they are doing the only thing they didn't do is land the man on the moon no no no no spielberg shot the entire thing in a hollywood movie set that's why we got the job for draws guys if that's the fetch car outside we better dispose of the evidence right now yeah good job disposing of all the evidence you guys you better take this serious eric we have a lot of evidence to dispose of even more than we head to the pink floyd concert yeah there is a lot without all the smoke machines and lasers this is just like punishment and i never thought i'd say this but i wish there were more people to share this with you all just need to keep calm that's it we're all gonna die may i speak to your parents there's no need i'll go quietly uh i'm just delivering the hand vac mrs foreman ordered okay i'm the one who called and all i was saying is beware of the death ray yeah i'll do that by the way the whole neighborhood can smell what you're doing [Laughter] did you see his earpiece he's definitely fbi there's no other reason why a man would be wearing an earpiece oh don't punt you've got one yard to go guys i've read about this that's the recon guy he's the one that plants the bugs oh my god we've been infiltrated wait one question if the vacuum really was bugged can we just put it outside damn when kelsey's the only one thinking straight we're in trouble guys we are making too many mistakes we need to sit down and figure this out okay this is starting to feel like work man feds have ruined the circle circle sucks i just want everyone to know i'm prepared to fight my way out of here this is one thing i don't get if nobody was after us all day then why did the feds send a spy vacuum why don't you call them up and ask that's a good idea no you don't get to touch that anymore crap it's almost time for me to go get my shots yeah why do i have to get shots anyway so i get yellow fever i can use a little color you guys this might be our last circle together we're growing up i mean these two have jobs and erica's have to start his life and i'm doing more shaving than ever i know you're scared of getting your shots so i'm going to be a pal and get them with you because i owe you for that time i chucked that dead raccoon at you and then it turned out to not be dead and then it hit you and then you kicked it back at me and then it bit me and then we both had to go and get rabies shot remember on the way to the hospital council saw that dog and he jumped out of the car because he wanted to go pet it but he forgot the car was moving he broke his arm it was the funniest bloodiest most rabies-filled day ever look at us best friends offering to help each other you know we always have to remember this moment upstairs now i am in huge trouble i can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years i wish i had 2 000 feet so i could put 500 of them in each of your assets i'm shocked the basement door closes an outcome the lighters and the drugs and i am sure donna's down there bouncing around without a bra it's like amsterdam down there did someone shove a vacuum up your nose and suck out your last lonely brain cell what is going on in your head i am so disappointed in you boys and here i thought it was my dryer that made our clothes smell funny who taught you how to do this was it those damn beetles all you need is love all you need is a job and a haircut and you wipe that stupid smirk off your dopey dopey face do you know what drugs do to you they shrink your brain until one day you wake up and you think you're superman and you can fly and then you wind up jumping off the roof in your underpants oh this idiot doesn't need drugs for that he does that every saturday well this is the worst thing that you have ever done eric i am going to make you i am going to well i can't think of anything worse than sending you to africa you're going to africa wait a washer and free water oh my god it's like there's no reason to ever come home washer and dryer red they are going to have a watcher and dryer that red-headed harlot is gonna be shouting out my baby's grass stains what about my last summer with my youngest child i bet you weren't thinking about that when you went fishing i bought sparklers for the fourth of july he loved sparklers and now he's leaving and what are we gonna do for the fourth of july there's a car show in kenosha a car show i don't want to go to a car show kenosha i work three more months with my baby boy i feel they're gone because of your bull way to go dumbass [Applause] this is george washington the father of our country well george and i have one thing in common we both look good in a powder wide wig okay so fez the statue of liberty was a gift from the french the french i didn't know that you didn't know that i really don't think it's common knowledge okay i painted my nails through two semesters of american history and even i knew that don't i feel like the hillbilly who wandered into town well it's no big deal oh i see it's no big deal for you smart people who know everything but for us hillbillies well we're lucky if we know how to tie our shoes and flush the toilet okay mrs foreman please don't get upset okay here drink some more fudge so the constitution was ratified i know this 1776. oh you're thinking the declaration of independence see the constitution i know what the constitution is can you make fudge what then can it okay what if they asked me about korean event tell me about vietnam okay so vietnam was an illegal war which we lost what the hell are you teaching him come with me i'll teach you the real american history first of all we didn't lose the war it was a tie besides they're great they have mcdonald's now okay i am i think that we've been reviewing long enough let's see what you've learned i'll start you off with an easy one where do you live america it's pronounced america that's what i said america america a medica why do we celebrate the 4th of july because we are damn glad to be a bunch of british tea drinking nancy pants nobody's going to argue with that answer [Music] america america america america what was president dwight d eisenhower's greatest achievement he led the alice to victory in world war ii and send those jack pudding nasty bastards home to cry on their sauerkraut i didn't understand a word you said but i heard nazi bastards and that's good enough for me america america look there is no damn d in america say my son's name eric great now america america and just forget it just say united states united states of america now remember we can't have the protons and electrons right next to each other because that would just be madness madness i say oh eric foreman you are just the funniest person i've ever met no i wouldn't go as yes yes i am and doesn't your girlfriend mind you spending so much time with me well no apparently she's thrilled about it well she's crazy because if i was your girlfriend i would want to kiss you all the time really whoa hey come on lady i'm spoken for wow hey did we miss anything what god no you didn't miss anything all right people let's back up give him some room here hey donna hi hello don't hate donna hi hello me i trusted you when you cheated on me with this [ __ ] uh donna excuse me yeah i said it you want some of this come on donna hey whatever you think happened i know what happened i found these in your car panties aha so he admits there are panties hey next time you fool around with someone else's boyfriend why don't you take your panties when you're done those aren't mine mine are white and cotton with a little pink rose in the front see these are some other girls panties oh whoa no offense donna but dude you're on fire you know what eric i don't need this oh and by the way your car smells like cheese donna look you have to believe me i have no idea whose panties those are donna those panties are mine eric oh you are a god oh god i say um mom why were your panties in the vista cruiser and please be specific donna when you've been together as long as your father and i have you need to do creative things in creative places [Music]

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Length: 34min 28sec (2068 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2020