GTA V RP but I ruin a commercial

sir in the jacket get in the car man okay great what is your name young lad my name is grognak what's all your names wait wait grognak rognac yes rugnet oh my goodness that is the most beautiful name i've ever heard yeah no please never do that brag night do you want to be in a commercial yes please that's been my dream since you mentioned it oh you guys are the best you're the best baby wow this seems just like a great opportunity you know this is why i came to los santos oh to become an actor no to have people tolerate me and allow me in their van yes fans are wonderful especially getting into strangers vance there's nothing better i'm gonna make you famous was that a menacing laugh or a happy laugh no that's my happy life you want to hear my menacing laugh yes yeah there's a clear difference i'm going to make you so famous that everyone is going to want to be sleeping with you every single night do you want that grog neck oh that sounds so cozy of course i'd like that you know maybe you can like be my adopted son if you want or i could adopt you or we could adopt each other oh my goodness let's adopt each other you gotta know how to sing how to model and how to improv can you do all of those things all of the above and more oh well okay let's start with the triangle number one with some more singing let me hear your beautiful voice grognak okay let's go um fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars does that suit or do you want something a little more johnny cash oh [ __ ] damn goodness oh my god we found ourselves a star it's the next justin bieber could you just sing some more because you know why not uh i i guess uh i can't think of a song i'm all excited and i got stage fright all right you know what could you see my heart will go on by celine dion that's my favorite man uh i'm afraid i don't know the words all right i'll sing it then okay you sing every night in my dreams [Music] yeah you like that grug neck better than the original i love that it sounded like you were in pain i like to express emotion i love emotions who doesn't she asked you a question answer like psychopaths they don't they don't like emotion i hate psychopaths i knew i'd meet someone like you you're all perfect in my eyes you're all right in my eyes you could be better now okay slight jab there i'll accept it so let me explain our product i own a company called safe vision security you walk out be like wow i have a beautiful house and my life is great and you will dive into the pool like a majestic frog once you dive in like a majestic frog you will enjoy your view and i want you to improv for two minutes and talk about life and your struggles then you will say i have such wonderful neighbors and once you say that then a mugger is going to come and rob you but don't worry because you have safe and security cameras make this a commercial for kids too you know what kind of talk very slow and kid-friendly cameraman one slash director slash producer sexy man are you ready yes oh yeah i'm ready yeah no what no that's me i just saw it grognac the best actor in the world are you ready i'm ready for my debut action i just got changed [ __ ] i have a great life i will now go to the pool judge cut cut cut what uh what was wrong with that very no what that was very robotic unbelievable i mean make it natural okay okay okay my bad i'm paying you 15k for this are you kidding me oh my god i'm getting paid for this i love my life i have such a great life i just got changed here i come pool i love life but it's not been the same since communism hit my family as my my no no one else works and i have to share all of my my money with my family as communism communism makes me share all of the money with my family i hope i don't get mugged anytime soon that that would be bad i love my neighbors get out of the pool right now there's a mugging oh no head out get out i'll stab you put your hands up okay hands up try now turn around no why are you getting on your knees sorry my first smoking okay it's okay you're good you're good stand still okay okay okay i'll get back up hands up all right hands up i'm getting back down oh are those safe vision cap oh [ __ ] that's right i have safe sight installed at my home that way i'm protected with safesight.com wait cut cut cut now it's safe vision security what are you doing come on thank god i was protected by safevision.com that's four cameras for 2.99 free shipping while our stock lasts no cut cut what safe vision security safe vision security okay got it all right three two one action ah thank christ i had save vision security.com by my side for this situation what god why why are you ivory change your voice when we are exactly half i just felt like there was no character development in the situation so i just added a twist no no no no no oh my god this is not where it is we gotta retake the entire commercial from the top action baby ah lovely house just got changed time to hit the pool no cut cut i thought you were doing a different accent are you kidding me oh i was gonna work my way up to that i didn't know you wanted it from the start okay let's let's go no oh my god just give me a chance i know when i'm a pro how about we make this a musical wait you guys hear that make it a musical wow you know what i'm down you've got one last chance to make this right action i just got changed i'm ready world let's hit the pool and stop boy i sure do love my life out here in los angeles absolutely love it and i love my neighbors too wait wait cried [ __ ] what i thought you were doing a musical why did you stop singing you changed your accent i thought we were doing the irish thing the beginning was great and then you dropped it how about we just go back to the original plan from the top fine okay no why do we need to go from the top we already filmed the first part of the original oh yeah you okay dropping the ball oh my god you are dropping the ball so hard oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait one second i just realized in the original take it was day time but i've taken so long to get this right now it's night time all right from the top all right are you doing a okay listen look at me in the eyes yes do you want to do this as a musical or a different accent because if you do you got to start from the beginning till the end do you understand do you comprehend i do one question though what happens when the mugging happens if it's a musical are both people singing editing we'll edit her voice it's a beautiful morning i think i'll head out to my pool again wait hold on i said it's a beautiful morning but it's nighttime and i know it's a chair oh my god i i've had it about to hear with this guy i have had it about to hear with this guy i am hey don't take it out on the chair i'm so triggered with this guy i i i don't know how much more this guy could take look no use open the umbrella let's drop the musical and let's just do it normally like i requested no follow me we gotta speak in private right now come in the closet with me okay i've been in the closet my entire life it's kind of my whole hollywood gig yes yes we're going back in all right all right it took a long time to come out but here i am back in the closet i don't think i care we're going back in now if you want this job and you want to get paid your money we need to do this right this next take if you mess up once you're fired you understand me okay i'm gonna do it normally no accent and we're gonna we're gonna hit it out of the pack and make sure to be funny and tell a lot of kid jokes so one joke you could say is uh what's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman snowballs okay i'm gonna tell that one action oh what a great time to hit the pool ah i love living in los santos and i love the area wow it's so majestic out there what's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman snowballs i love my neighbors put your hands up this is a robbery oh jesus i'm mocking hold on let me swim up to you i will put my hands up and surrender i will stab you if you don't man i i will surrender don't worry i don't want any trouble yeah we're going places it's not punch oh that was kind of a misclick no all right all right you know what we gotta start from him diving in the pool please i'm a one-take kind of guy what do you mean we've done like five i just just please try to concentrate i messed up once try to concentrate him down hey put him down hold me down you're stretching again i'll put him down i i'm gonna go to my trailer if you don't lower your voice okay i'll just walk through the door in the pool in the pool will i will i walk from the door and then jump in no get in the pool okay okay okay getting in the pool get out of the pool this is the muggy oh have a nice christ okay i'll get out stab you hands up i'm gonna get down and i'm not happy about it but you know what that's live that's live and funny as it may seem you specifically said when i was in the pool that we're going to mug and then go straight into the musical no we discussed this he is the worst i don't know i can't take this one more take and i have got this i know exactly what i need to do he's storming off set he just needs a minute yeah i know you made it you made him do this it's all your fault i don't want to be pointing the blame but that mugger messed up their take and it was a perfect take up to that point out oh oh come on you you you went from singing to not singing to to an irish accent yeah you were you were just the worst i've had it up to here with you i i just i can't take this guy i think sorry sorry look i don't mean to rile feathers but can i ask was at least my irish accent good oh yeah it was good oh okay it was okay no it was okay it was okay all right that didn't say it was perfect man i said it was good no that's all right i i need constructive criticism too if i want to make it as an actor oh look it's morning again we might have to start from the top you know i'm gonna go shoot myself in the foot i'll be right back i can't i can't i can't with this guy or wait we could use the original takes and splice it together with this take what take the director is gone it was no problem thanks to safevisionsecurities.com they have me covered from just 2.99 you can get four cameras and free shipping while the offer lasts that wasn't bad that there's no camera that was good there's no camera no camera get it right when there's no camera for just 2.99 you can get four cameras and free shipping while stocks last okay you should finally get it yeah we've heard it we get it i got it guys i got it freaking cameras are rolling you can mess it up 20 more times oh my god jesus christ what was that oh my oh are you okay i'm okay i'm okay good thing we have safevision securities installed at the premises with four cameras for just 299 we have all angles covered was that good you got it right again it's great that footage would be perfect you getting hit by the car it was very genuine um i mean it was genuine panic that was perfect it doesn't really do us any good me getting hit by a car yeah but i reacted and i was like i got cameras and you know it's a real real world you know use of the of the cameras cybervision.com.i.e nope it's a safe flight safe light vision caught safe light vision look you even have her screwing up now this is all your fault i know you're getting me who can feel it is so bad how was this my fault i feel like coming up the hill we were different people there was lots of compliments lots of positivity and now i feel like it's just all negativity i mean you were great at first and then i don't know what happened when it came to actually blanking out anything after you were great i'm not listening to anything past you were great oh my god i thought we were shooting a movie no it's a commercial for safety vision securities that's safe light securities vision security guys is there even a safe vision securities maybe this is just something we've all imagined were we all just high like we literally just imagined a clown directing us making a commercial for some made-up security thing yeah i'm pretty sure we're just high the stress you were putting on him with all the takes you were making him do look leave her alone she tried her best she messed up once no you it's all right us actors have to stick up for each other grug now what please use my full name if you're addressing me i don't know if you're addressing me or her like she could also be grog neck what's your full name uh grognek the destroyer attorney at law [ __ ] i'm not i'm not gonna address you as that the destroyer attorney i wanna see your id let's see your id no no it's my id you're not i'm not showing it and be ashamed of no i'm not i'm not ashamed of anything i was in the closet for half that commercial you saw it yeah and then you came out of the closet it was great yeah no i'm here kelly hopkins right now i'm serious excuse me oh wait i'll use my accent donna oh my gosh thanks to cybervision.com i'm safe please i have no one else i have nowhere else to go i'm not even a famous actor like you'd led to be believed wait run for it i'm trying but we're friends yeah but i just have to go off and do something really quickly what what is it that you have to do here i'll come with you just kind of go to the eye changer the what now the eye doctor oh good i'm an eye doctor i can do that for you oh oh are you uh-huh yes what do you need do you need them taken out put back in cleaned i can do all of the above you take my eyes out and then clean them and put them back in yes i can do just that would you like that i can even do it in an irish accent if you'd prefer hi people on the bike i'm famous do you want to hang out my friend grognac did the clown just tweet looking for a cab no that's not the clown his name is cuddles i thought his name was clarence yeah cuddles the clown yeah wait that's his real name that is ridiculous that's not a name what do you mean your name is grognak what do you mean oh my name is grognek to destroy your attorney at law you can go to the job center you can sign up for taxi you can get a taxi out i'm just i'm a little bit above that you know i'm kind of special when it comes to commercials how are you how much money do you have in your bank account then it's not really by the money it's more about like the potential that i offer the world uh-huh your irish accent don't you offer people ah you're damn right sorry for spitting all over your windscreen there it's just it's part of the accent yeah irish are very saliva heavy when they talk if you if you go to ireland there'll be just a lot of spit what about scottish isn't that similar uh kind of but that's why they have their kilts they just dab off the saliva when it's on their face like i don't want to be mean okay go to the uh i have to leave you i'm not trying to be mean about it but you can borrow my car put it anywhere good okay what do i do when i'm finished i don't want you to lose it or anything ah it's fine just park it uh in one of the garages you're the best thank you so much this is going to change my life you have a wonderful day greg okay i'll see you around i i loved working with you uh-huh i'll see you around thank you for the care no [Music] damn manuals oh sweet jesus oh sweet jesus oh ah ah god damn it thanks to cybervision securities i'm fine ah hey hey sorry i i didn't mean to get in your way apologies for putting my body in the way of your car yeah buddy oh how am i gonna explain this one

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Length: 18min 2sec (1082 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 18 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/SutrangSucher]

I lost when Kelly got hit by a car and Kevin just perfectly tells the slogan. It was just too perfect

[u/Parcent]

No bald lady-man with headphones? #NotMyGrognak

[u/Think_of_the_meta]

I really like when he essentially trolls RPrs, but when they go along with it it's so much more entertaining. They ropeplayed really well, and the jokes were executed like it was a skit it was so enjoyable.

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Think this is my favourite Kevin video!

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