Hey there friends, how's it goin'? My name is Kevin and today we're playing The Movies again We're gonna do the final installment of kill joy. We've got the number one star in Hollywood now, Jim Pickens, so hopefully we can do something good. Okay I'm gonna jump right in and get started on a script Kill joy 3. And we got Jim Pickens, penny dumb HIs conscience and joy she always gets to change clothes cuz I never remember what she wore Jesus Christ, what was that with his neck? something went really wrong there. alright script is written as usual I don't want to show you much because you know I got to keep that a top secret For when we show you the movie at the end we got our crew we got Extras we got the creepy guy looking in the window for some reason We just need a director which is gonna be this guy he directed killjoy to so he really knows what we're working with Well as much as he can I don't think anyone really knows not even me with the air cave this movie now It made just under four hundred thousand dollars, and I'm sure its budget was a lot higher than that yep Swirling down the drain. Just like the money. I put into it. Okay, so this is our expenses the red line and This is our income down here So it made a slight loss And actually it was more than that because it cost about four million. Yeah, I need set modern jail It's a key part of the movie because otherwise it wouldn't make sense and believe me it definitely makes sense I'm gonna leave this guy be her stunt double I think he'll do a good job and this woman in these gym stunts say yes, that has a hell of a set I'm pretty sure I just used like one shot like here, and that's it alright. We got all the sets built That's fine wait Jim is losing star power. He's only number four god damn if he only had a bit of talent He'd be so good. Oh my god his little drones following him around They get so confused. There's too many of them for one man. Can I give him more? Your entourage now alright that put him up to two again. We'll get him doing some press releases There we y'all given the old comes up there you're number one again. He's already losing It Jesus Christ become friends then oh god damn it if only he wasn't so afraid of women I'm just gonna keep feeding her because I don't want to let her drink too much to get rid of the stress Food will do better I'll try and make her more appealing to the general public men always seem to talk about Beards and beards seem to be in at the moment, so that'll make her appealing to the male's Eyebrows are women's things, so I'll give her none that way she won't intimidate other women Wait what just happened? Why is she losing her image? I don't see the problem III created there What happened is because of the beard it looks great? Okay that was just good timing with the Wow There's someone from a rival studio here. Oh my god. He's actually got some skills. I'll hire him as a janitor Way the other studio can't have them and I'm happy I've just single-handedly ruined your career It's too late to be complaining now, buddy you signed up for this You knew what you were getting into when you approached those gates outside You want motivation to cry in the scene just think about your beard? Yeah, it's working I'm a cruel, man It's over you, can you can stop I wish maybe genuinely crying about the beard at the stage oh My god this takes forever That guy's freaking in the background Well the good thing is the fact that she's more manly now her stunt double should be doing a better job but at the same time I think the skin tone might be more of an issue no he's getting Seriously addicted to food our new guys threatening to quit But I already made him the lowest star in Hollywood's other than other people I also employ, so good luck and work after that in fact you can't quit you're fired Good luck to you. I hope you find more work. I'll look you're sad you See you don't know what you got till it's gone. Oh my god He's getting more and more addicted to food as time goes on. I'm pretty sure that beard is staying on during the movie Well, that's a bit awkward that wasn't intended. Yeah, we could improve his style, but you mean, I'm something more fitting I'll give him that bandana, so he looks hella rad yeah. He definitely pulls it off. He's fine factor his chest They're friends now sounds like an interesting conversation You know I'm not trying to copy on my beard or anything It's just I was more inspired by your beard meanwhile The whole crew was waiting to film this goddamn movie right it's scheduled for a ninth of August release Let's see how much progress we actually make on that. Oh my god his barren food addiction is full Let's see what happens when I actually will swirl red. You're my guinea pig. Sorry. What'd she go I don't care if you want to use the bathroom come out here. Oh, it's food addiction is serious Okay, we're gonna put them into rehab. We have to take care of this Hire you as a janitor ruin your career, so you're rated horribly and fired Good luck getting work. Oh my god. She looks demented mmm the star lineup Isn't looking too strong right now getting drunk getting drunk in rehab are their best friends now This is such a chore to get them to like each other Wait he's left rehab. He's running through the frickin field in his dressing gown no no no no no you're not allowed to do that You go back to rehab and you sort yourself out. Can we give him a makeover? Well, maybe he will he'd be happier Oh, that's really in the fireproof stone suit also slightly terrifying, but that's all right I go through rehab again What the fact? Why are you getting so angry? What happened you were best friends a second ago well They're still best friends anyway. I don't know what that was about oh My god. What is wrong with her? Oh god? She's gettin addiction to food. I'll just take her to the bear instead Drink drink Oh God her addiction to drink is actually getting there too now. That's fine. This is fine. Everything is fine god No, Jim has an addiction of food? I build another rehab. Why are you stumbling around the place? You're addicted to food not drink meanwhile at the set The crew and Cole star is just waiting there to get started. How was food doing that evening you haven't been drinking the first step to Rehabilitation is lying on the floor and just talking nonsense Second step is falling asleep at the door third step is finding a seat. All right. He's done rehab Perfect look how good he feels now. He's got no addictions anymore Well food is actually gonna close, but still he was in a dire state and with his new image. He's unstoppable and Extremely scary like I would not mess with that just apparently another star waiting inside her studio I mean if I can't make my stairs good. I can just make everyone else worse. That's my logic That's your best display of acting. That's how you're gonna get hired Or maybe you're just insane either way your janitor material oh The meditation worked a bit too. Well there well. He's come a long way from crying on the floor I'll tell you that much he's achieved inner peace well We're already three years behind our initial deadline no wonder these movies. Go horribly over-budget Hey, would you come out of your fireproof suit? It's as if you couldn't breathe or something Oh my god, Jim has fallen a long way from grace He's 25 now only one-fifth of a star behind the person at first to be fair. Oh my god. The lot is filthy There's junk everywhere. I actually need janitors. Oh Thank god, I really need a janitor's Wait does it make that sound when they're walking on that set what the hell I know they're supposed to be monsters or whatever in the city, but why in real life does it make that sound? That's impressive How's that sound look good thing? I wasn't the real Jim Just this stunt-double go to the restroom. No no time just do the scene oh my god She's trying to quit all right well. Let's let's give you an alcohol problem. Just to be sure you can't get a job elsewhere What the hell was that you just fell over how can you feel that This is your job to be a stunt double and if you can't match the looks, and you don't have the skill. What's the point? Okay, they just clap for that apparently. Let's see what you can offer buddy walking you off of the studio Holy shit. He's in how did he do that? Oh my god? 20:26 it was 2020 earlier when I was discussing the release date. Oh Jesus female Jim isn't doing so good She's done two stunts for the studio and both have failed. Oh god. I really did ruin this guy's life It's like why did I ever come through the hose gates? I? Know there must be a stunt going on oh no the set got close for being in disrepair, okay That also makes sense oh, oh yeah You're back in this fireproof suit for filming good look at I'm checking out the screen as if he can actually see anything oh My god she failed again Yeah, limp away Okay, just went right through the building. That's that's actually an impressive Maybe we could get you to do that in a movie instead originally scheduled to be released in 2021 now in 2027 nice Yep, there. We go Perfect. Oh what what is this? No. I don't want a cinematic view of the graveyard Yeah, yeah, thanks. I guess All right, we're done now together in post-production, and we are done Okay, let's get this released then see how much money We're gonna make he's feeling a bit stressed out, and I don't want him to quit he's my only director So I'll put him on this thing round and round he go while we wait for the movie to release Okay for some reason this is stressing him out more not stop there then Something clearly wrong with the script being rated at two star that doesn't make any sense Jesus Christ it took a hundred and eleven months to make we had some reviews here that are clearly struggling to say anything nice Jim Pickens looks to have been in a great mood when he filmed this the sets used here in adequate condition no better no worse I Think this is really middle-of-the-road stuff, so I'd say like nine point five at a ten. Maybe look at my money now I've 89 million all of a sudden, okay, we're approaching the 400,000 Mac I don't think we're gonna pay off the budget we put into this and I don't think the studio keep doing this so I think we're gonna shut down the studio for good and Make no more movies, but hey at least Jim went Hollywood and hey he won it He is the number one star all right without further ado. Let's watch this glorious damn movie Another day is a detective better break my own neck real quick Uh, here's my client now. Hey, I would like to hire you to uh kill Jim very much ears are arranged fee $20 you can count them if you'd like yeah seeing out of the job done. I realized my voice changed I can't remember the one I used before and frankly I don't want to record it again, and I prefer this voice anyway I'll go kill that Jim now. I will take a nap Yeah, here's my target now. See ya. This is the part we throw our heads back in laughter We are gathered here today to mourn the death of Unnamed character number two he was a strange man with two different voices mind you Anyway, this scene is over now Yeah, see I'm a zombie now. See yeah, yeah Let me be here Ya, see ya ya. See ya ya see ya I am so glad we resolved our differences off-screen and that you now have a beard, it's Sexy Oh No run to the bathroom honey Ron Ron. Oh, you've also here. Oh, that'd be really suits you that looks really nice Oh, I need to find a household weapon fast a knife anything. Oh this will do I Jill will strike you down Zombie you will not survive this fight Aha, I am triumphant aha April Fool's you guys I got chapel's were paid actors that I paint come in again Yeah, but penny dumb it is October you idiot what the hell. Did you not listen in the sequel? I'm your conscience I'm I'm you and everybody hurts sometimes Jamie my lad you didn't think we'd leave you rotting in that cell forever. Did you come on out of a job for you? I'm gonna turn around in a full circle for some reason also Anyway, you have to catch joy You're the only one who can and she is as guilty as you are And if you catch her you will go free for some reason Now let's kiss on it to make it official Joy where are you? I'm laying low in 1942 Germany wait, how'd you get free climate change, okay? Meet me at the usual batter in outer space oh, man It's so convenient driving through space as there's less traffic wait what the hell. Oh my god. Get away from me You see I knew you were gonna betray me Jim. So I poisoned your drink with Bigley potion I think you will find that I also poisoned you with Bigley potion. Let's fight big the potion makes us big by the way The potion is wearing off. Yes strangle me This is great as I've been wearing a wire all along and that means you're guilty of being a bad girlfriend Hands behind your back you are under arrest now. I was so caught up with the beard on the outside I didn't realize it was the beard on the inside that counts We are gathered here today, well if James loved ones to mourn the best man I ever knew Jim Pickens and more importantly celebrate this fine movie, which totally made sense And if you got it you're really smart and stuff, and if you didn't you just don't understand art anyway, Finn
