COMEDY MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN BORED(FULL MOVIE)

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] species on this little expedition 15 far it's a million absolute in a landmark building i don't think just start building a statue morning pippi mr peppa contract i love the smell of toner in the morning that's the pertinent printout and the person we're purchasing the property from is present stuart mr popper mr gremens and you are fifi papanopoulos i'm mr popper's personal assistant i process this paperwork and i have a curious periodicals she doesn't even know she's doing it partly nothing you can go in mr poplar sorry to waste your time but uh i changed my mind not gonna sell i understand second thoughts are as valid as first thoughts they just come later it's just that this building is my last holding and if i sell and then you're free and that's a scary thing hey i get it doing any sailing this year who has the time yeah my father sailed around the world solo oh yeah lucky man yeah pulled hemingway just him in the sea you know that's always been a dream of mine oh he had some stories like that storm off the horn of africa the horn of africa oh yeah the sea was calm the sailing smooth went out of nowhere god 20-foot swells like a hammered punch to the prow dad was a heck of a ceiling but he'd never seen waves like this gale force winds straight from the devil's nostrils whipped his ship like a rubber ducky salt spray in his face felt like a thousand needles and suddenly the wind ripped the mainsail off the mask he was doomed what did he do what did he do yes spun the wheel hoisted the gym running the needle backwards when he came out the other side oh my god oh my god what it can't be but it is what is it a blue whale oh like a gentle giant the most majestic creature on earth it's so beautiful can you see it skin glistening in the sun a rainbow and the spray of his mighty blowhole oh well you'll get out there someday [Music] wait there you go popper hey it's what i do gentlemen what is the future of franklin reader and yates a long slow decline getting older and weaker until it has a funny smell starts driving around all day with the left turn signal on franklin or will it be reborn with vima vigor and viagra i say we meet the future head on sexy come on guys it's time to commit it's time to go above and beyond say and put a ring on it beyonce is a singer franklin she's a singer named beyonce can he hear me no we had a feeling this was coming barbie we saw the marble slab in your office oops buffer there's no one more qualified than you to take a seat at this table don't sit just yet okay there's one more prize we would like you to get for us name it fellas plaza hotel empire state building the pentagon tavern on the green tavern on the green what's the matter papa nothing it's just kind of run down place it's the only privately held real estate in central park we can build anything we want on it you mean like wipe it off the face of the earth start over feel like it never existed exactly but first you've got to get past selma van gundy she's gotten a thousand offers turned them all down you've got one shot you think you can close her i'm sorry have we met i'm tom popper i do deals like this in my sleep hello hey amanda we're pulling up can you make sure the kids are ready yeah last time it took a while keep it running it's your thing mr poppins greetings greetings rick and welcome to our planet lately we've been using the word hi or a simple how are you i'm better now thank you not really thomas how are you really i'm good please look away okay i will hey popper i've been working on my power shot let's see what you got tough guy come on nice save hey popper greetings say hi to rick yeah yeah he hugged me three times felt like an endangered sequoia come on we've only gone out a couple times he's a keeper there's nothing wrong with a man who recycles i recycle i turn to crepit old buildings into shiny new ones did i mention he's also incredibly handsome really hmm good to see your taste hasn't changed and thoughtful and considerate where's your sister she's having issues you know cooper keegan love of her life hi hey look who's here who's ready for a big weekend at dad's she says she doesn't want to go with you this weekend maybe you should talk to her yeah absolutely what are we looking at 95 pounds of c4 explosives on a hair trigger make sure you clip the right wire otherwise you're in the hurt locker now popper you want to talk about it come on what do you do if you like somebody but they don't like you back janie you're a powerful woman you're you're an independent lady you don't even need a man really look at martha stewart she's rich and she sleeps with her dogs you are so warped i don't know why i thought for one second i could talk to you jamie this is why i don't want to go he kept those wires come on it's our weekend it's gonna be fun good talk tommy it's reginald call me it's about your father so where was he original analogica selling ice to the eskimos that's the arctic whatever your father loved you tommy oh that's good to know wanna read the last will and testament of thomas popper senior to the good folks of the geographic society i leave my slovenian zilla recordings the tahoe yurt and the uzbek yurt as well as the rest of my worldly possessions to my little tommy i've sent you a souvenir i'm sorry i couldn't deliver this one to you in person bald eagle over and out monday thank god ah my souvenir it's too big for a snow globe too small for a yurt oh wow stuffed penguin for the man who has everything [Music] thank you daddy sergeant pipper yeah i know i'm late van gundy is at the tavern already yes i know how important she is okay staller i'll be there in 15 minutes i don't know tell her i was poisoned by a porcupine or punched by a pedestrian what do i pay you four i'll call you back it's a live penguin he sent me a live penguin seems like at home you're going back where you came from see this made in italy not for packing fresh towels also not for penguins other than that don't touch anything hippie hang on coming no time for pain mr popper phew punctuality is a priority for this particular person don't sweat it pip i start scratching this old gal behind the ears pretty soon she'd be curled up in my lap burn like a kitty cat right behind me mr van gundy pleasure to meet you tom popper mr papa i'm afraid i can only offer you 10 minutes you're extremely late it's all i need this is tito and freddy our kitchen staff and klaus he's our handyman and this is our chef arnold his kind of cooking never goes out of style do you like kidney pie are you kidding me i love it in fact i'm a donor filled out the card and now i've never actually had that but i would love to try it let's have a seat all right guys back to work uh i wonder if we could sit more in the center of the room i want to get a real sense of the space you have a very unusual name mr popper and i never forget one this restaurant has been in my family for three generations my grandmother served coco van for winster churchill and my father poured champagne for fred astaire my mother made a blt for kareem abdul-jabbar once you said he was surprisingly down to earth which is ironic considering how tall he is fascinating but i can't sell this place to just anyone i mean i consider the staff to be family too nothing more important than family to me nothing are you married not presently any children a two and uh we have the most magical alternate weekends together tell me about your father my father uh what can i say a father's a father and he was no different you were close yes uh well we are related but miss van gundy i want to talk about you and your life beyond all of this picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and in kind of a marmalade sky i don't do drugs mr popper let me tell you something i could sell this place to any number of sharp tongue snake oil salesmen like yourself but i'm not selling to anyone until i know what they're worth you mean my net worth yeah if that's how you interpret it that tells me something well i'm afraid your time is up mr popper the tavern is not presently for sale should have gone with strawberry fields oh good you sent me a package uh my name is popper you captain puppet baby captain uh yes i'm captain popper baby my father who is apparently your captain how'd you send me a penguin penguin he's good yes no it's bad your captain was crazy yeah well i'm glad you had someone but listen i have to send this penguin back what hello hello i have to send the penguin back saying a penguin yes send penguin send penguin i told you five times i had to send the penguin penguin okay great oh and the crate is damaged can you send me another crate so i can ship this thing hello hello what am i gonna do with you [Music] [Applause] no hello sorry cannot take a phone call we will be closer one month for ice festival [Applause] this way okay get go skedaddle waddle on down the road south pole's that way exit the building take a right and keep going okay need a little help i get it watch this [Applause] [Music] yes bye-bye birdie hey mr p yeah i got your penguin for you uh what what are you talking about that's not my penguin oh really why would i have a penguin well that could be anybody oh just give me the stupid thing so the board must have given you a free pass on the whole no pets thing that is mighty nice though how much till you don't see a penguin oh i can still see him that's getting blurry if i decided to squint it could look like a puppy how's that is that you mr p the light's going dim yeah pippy mr puppet yeah i'm not coming into work again today oh oh crap i have a pest problem what particular pest is the problem it's penguin penguin yeah it starts with pete you ought to be able to handle it hey there popper can't is is that is that a pet i hear popper pet no what of course not okay i mean i can't say i blame you if i had your 3 200 square feet i'd find someone to share it with two well it's not a pet kent i left the television on i'll take care of it game's over you lose oh where do you think you're going my kid's birthday's in 10 minutes okay that's right i make the rules because i have the brains [Music] wait how'd you lift the head [Music] hey it's an infestation [Music] how'd you even get up there your legs are like four inches long obviously little miscommunication all right who's hungry come on you little snow rats [Applause] oh hey gosh i thought you guys never get here that's great you ready for the big birthday celebration fiesta here we go here's the thing not quite ready yet so can you just hang out for a bit while i get billy's gift all set translation i forgot as usual and i need to call pippy to go get something not true bad translation i got the gift and it's right in here yeah a penguin no billy i actually he's awesome oh great hold on you got him an actual live penguin uh [Music] six penguins yes best birthday ever hey hey one's party stinky he loves me that's lovey yeah [Music] and that's nimrod let's make a four oh four cool oh billy uh the cushions that's a great idea for fort building i gotta tell you you have officially raised the birthday present bar to a whole new level how did you find them anyway some sort of i don't know birthday penguin rental company um no actually tom senior your dad yeah wait you you saw him yeah uh how is he well he passed away yes and he's dead yeah he broke on through the other side oh my god i'm so sorry are you okay yeah i'm fine you're fine fine i'm good you left me loose oh my god oh how cute it looks like they're nesting finally you have something in your fridge yeah thomas popper uh-huh matt jones new york zoo flightless bird division your assistant called the one with the p problem i'm here for the penguin oh wow she didn't tell me they were gen twos how how many do you have five six six oh god even better what's going on oh that's nothing i'll take care of it hey save me a piece of that [Music] i've got my team downstairs and a fully equipped retrieval van yes great but listen uh you can't actually take the penguins right now what are you talking about with me i'd love to give them to you but it's my kid's birthday and he's crazy about them you know kids i don't know kids i know penguins they like ice snow and fish put them in a new york apartment they're going to get beat rash and wing mange faster than you can blot your birthday candles it's not pretty those animals belong in a zoo hey i get it i just have to take care of the politics mr popper don't postpone the inevitable give me the birds yeah absolutely they're yours just not right now i'll call you yeah soon hey it's me he's got six of them and they're gen twos not yet but i'll get them what was that what did that man mean i'm here for the penguins oh that guy he was uh he's here for uh their baths he's the bather trust me you're gonna want them bathed i just told them to come back later because we're in the middle of a party they're mine right i can keep them kidding me what kind of question is that i don't know billy i'd make him promise if i were you do you promise me popper yes say the words you don't want to disappoint them when did i ever disappoint anybody father's my birthday i promise we come over again tomorrow night really yeah how about you jay you too yeah i guess it wouldn't be too bad what do you think buzzkill tonight to myself i think i'll survive thanks dad i'll see you tomorrow it's a nice night yeah my kids want to come over who gives a rat's butt fair enough have a good one [Music] people love the size of nature help some sleep it's beautiful it's natural excuse me excuse me hey yeah good now shut up and go to sleep or i'll give you something to hunk about all right back off spread out seriously i'm used to living alone no expensive oh hey that's my remote pecky peckerton huh you like that huh it's funny right i like a penguin [Music] good little loop all day i suppose it's a formal event precisely cover where have you been hey guys we talked to van gundy's people they say she turned you down flat fellas calm down life's too short especially for franklin we thought we could trust you with this hey tammy the shrew is not a one-act play you know that she's the chair of several charitable foundations one of those foundations is having a benefit at the guggenheim saturday and mr popper will be present i figured it out she's looking for somebody with integrity and character somebody like jimmy stewart and dog gonna that's exactly what i'm gonna be i'll use my own voice though oh that wasn't candy come on give it to me we expect some results popper and until we get him you can keep your name off my marble slab man your age shouldn't be talking about marble slabs i got this penguin's pippy talk to me power your predicament i printed a personal page from wikipedia gentoo penguins made periodic imprint on a particular person as if they were a penguin once imprinted they remain permanently proximate to their parental proxy is it actually written that way i'm paraphrasing they're imprinting all right uncanny tracking ability can locate each other a great distance what about keeping them in line next paragraph are more docile when kept at lower temperatures hmm cold enough for you glad you're comfortable oh hey this is a finger this is a fish learn to tell the difference hey kids stay sir a little fresh air it's not bad if you keep moving captain fighting stinky penguins need a cold otherwise i get wig mage dad are you okay yeah never better i said the biggest in the park billy no what if they run off [Music] you know maybe they are a little cooped up in here boy look at all this space which you want to spread out and explore last for a while flight envy really that's hilarious i hate to break it to you captain but those are finns i think he might be more fish than foul hey dad heads up oh i see how it's gonna be all right let's see what you got billy come on jd wow let's get a game going thanks but no thanks oh come on little pupper over the big popper looking for the flick on back to little pup blocks it over to loudy who dribbles it ah a good flatulation could be a yellow card lovely controls leaks it over to billy who bends it like bitey oh oh oh better pick it up come on jady what are you afraid of can't be an old man omg i'm too add to play with d.i.d frowny face fine all right you know i heard the girls are the weaker sex didn't you hear that billy yeah are you okay sorry dad it really was an accident yeah i get it you both have power shots mr popper hey guess what i got new contact lenses i.e i can see more now i.e i can still see your six illegal pets we cool now hawkeye scale kids hey everybody i found him in the lobby oops i figured it was like that time you lost janie at macy's you lost me you're never lost i simply fail to maintain visual contact it was less than an hour [Music] you're liking it here you want to keep them overnight really yeah cool and uh rick and i are celebrating you got the grant yes wow i'm really happy for you thank you you know i was uh planning on having to stay at moms when we're in ghana oh you're actually going to ghana and just for three weeks maybe they could spend a few nights with you hey kids want to stay the night with your dad yeah okay [Applause] you too loudy bye bye you like mom i do not i mean i like her i don't know if she likes me she talk about me you're acting weird oh look this is my favorite part good everything needs to be clockwork at the guggenheim this could be our last chance with van gundy and should i be preparing a babysitter yeah absolutely so we're talking standard hours little light housekeeping and uh you might want to do that code get your death in here but uh as far as the uh when you're taking care of uh just plunk them in front of the tv perfect so should we meet the kids sure yeah come on over here they are so you'll be home by 10. at the latest just keep the chaplain movies going they'll zone right out [Music] hello mr popper how they doing you are worried like new mother it is adorable yeah i know okay turning my phone off okay good night [Music] [Applause] um [Music] i'm hearing shrieking cackling and trumpeting sounds coming from that apartment now either mr popper is hanging out with my mother or i'm losing my mind no you're you're definitely i am telling you that man is up to something i hear the pitter-patter of floppy feet coming from inside that apartment i feel like i can hear them now sorry kent as far as i'm concerned mr popper is an ideal tenant [Music] bubbly where's the target up there blocks meant to get the sorry painting you look pretty [Music] so she never didn't see the flowers what a pleasant surprise oh mr papa i wish i could say the same you're dry i like that oop please mrs van gundy only drinks crook oh yeah [Applause] may i i was a gastry vintage i'll take the free stuff congratulations everything is impeccable 1992 ghostly vintage [Music] stay in the game [Music] hmm i bet there's a giant sentence somewhere looking for an ending mr parker if you're trying to convince me to sell you the tavern i'm afraid you're wasting your time well let's not talk about the tavern because that's not why i'm here mrs van gundy you want to know what i'm worth i get that mr papa this is the premier cultural event of the season i've organized this evening very precisely and i can't have anything disrupting it especially you now one might think you would have realized that by now oh wow what a beautiful piece of music they're playing down there may i have this dance down there you're tenacious papa i'll give you that i hope you can keep up with me yeah well let's hurry we're missing it here you go thank you are those penguins must be part of the [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] exhibit [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what is that noise [Music] [Music] who's responsible for this my mind is on her is this some kind of environmentalist protest that is [Music] i don't like you i don't need you i don't want you in my life come on this guy's a complete amateur i've just got to pick my moments then make my move pippy the guggenheim was a fiasco give me another meeting with van gundy pronto i was gonna say that hey dad come by hide and seek captain's it i am still not speaking to them what what happened nothing i'm fine billy it's time to go janie what happened i said i'm fine hey i know i kind of blew it before but i'm actually pretty good at giving advice mom's here we gotta go jane come on i wanna help really fine here it is madison broke up with cooper keegan to go out with brandon yeah brandon so cooper takes brittany to see if i was going to the snowball dance and she's all no she's not going so now i look all desperate and dumb so great right cooper's gonna ask me the snowball dance but he never calls and now brittany's telling everybody that madison kissed him in the third period but then i hear that britney likes them too so i don't know what to think so there it is what do you got dad well who's brittany again oh britney is madison's bff madison's big fat friend got it jamie hold on hold on jane look sweetheart maybe this just wasn't meant to be don't waste your tears there's gonna be a lot of other guys yeah i mean you're going to go through this over and over by the time you're my age you're not even going to remember kevin cooper cooper kevin keep coover key keeper cooper so just forget about it move on exactly great thanks i feel much better good advice no you know what maybe you shouldn't want advice maybe she just wants you to be your dad i'm listening but what if my advice is amazing good night papa shame to waste it madison kissed keeper coogan no cooper cooper cooper what i can't get 30 seconds of privacy around here what do you want fish oh i'm not supposed to guess i'm just supposed to listen all right i'm listening come on smart guy what is it what do you [Music] want and the tony goes to mamma mia because somebody didn't show up for rehearsals not mentioning names that's awesome pretty cool huh yeah good job you guys whatever it is i'm here for you sweetie relax it's no big deal but uh cooper keegan just asked me to snowball then cooper keegan oh my gosh i need a dress omg lgb1 what oh my god let's go buy one you mean you yeah absolutely okay [Music] dad i look terrible on all of these well i'd love to see one of them i'll tell you what whatever you've got on right now just bring it on out to the viewing area so we can view it fine wow you actually look beautiful yeah right dad you're an angel chop i made that what i'll tell you about it later hi birds hi birds let me get you a snack omg dad no no no so baby penguins baby penguins or a three penguin omelet dad amanda hello you gotta come over hey oh you brought rick uh yeah we were on a date be nice hey wow greetings little friend hey what's your name ow rick bitey fighty rick hey who's this fella stinky his way of saying greetings um you know what i'll meet you in the car come on you gotta see this come on what what am i looking at what just a miracle that song is that eggs three of them wow yeah amazing hey look who's the new dad again huh it's really kind of cool i use those stones to make their nest really oh nimrod hasn't quite figured it out yet look he's so attentive they have to separate for long periods of time just to find fish hmm must be kind of hard on him huh you always get back together though it's nice it's natural mom dad wants to know if you'll have dinner with him what billy i don't know if that's mom just do it what do you think of this shirt just make me look pale i know they are it's a little cold in here how dare you oh nice you gonna let me go out like that some friend you are got a reservation at jean george which is almost impossible unless you're dating the donald which i am not willing to do you guys gonna be okay not that i don't trust you i just worry that's all pepperoni oh mr popper van gundy phoned requesting your presence at the property in the park now please be punctual okay tell her i'll be there i guess i'll kill two birds with one stone it's a metaphor uh yeah we prefer to sit over here thank you oh thanks you looking for someone no just taking in the ambiance of the room hasn't changed in 30 years it's got sort of a decaying charm okay what is it with that table what you look like you've seen a ghost no i'm fine tom it's me my dad used to bring me here whenever he was home yeah that was our table he used to give me these souvenirs he'd bring from his incredible adventures on the road it was about the only time i ever got to see him it's actually a good memory sometimes they are the worst you were married for 15 years and you have never told me that you are a complicated man mr popper i don't know i think this old place has still got it where are we going that's for me to know and you to find adorable oh really yes right [Music] we had a good time nice trip oh i can't believe we're doing this i brought a girl here once a long time ago it was closed so we broke in and stole scoots oh she sounds amazing i thought so then she got on the ice she was kind of a klutz i think she was just trying to impress you remember the boat house oh the boat house yeah it was surprisingly warm in there yes it was yeah yep i don't know what happened there i think we just had a rough patch race yeah you let him in he had a badge a badge from the zoo look at this hey step away from the penguins uh these birds have eggs mr popper they need a full veterinary workup yeah well if i get worked up you're gonna need a workup of your face really you've got some interesting ideas about animal care mr popper you stick them in front of the tv yeah chaplin the classic you've got one nesting in the produce bin of your refrigerator just shows what you know that's a cheese drawer fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce is this your idea of a healthy animal diet ooh evidence call csi you planted this you have no idea what you're doing with these birds oh like you're some kind of penguin expert i am a penguin expert yeah but yeah okay it's time for me to take these birds and put them in a proper home you aren't giving them what they need i am giving them exactly what they need what what are you giving them i am giving them love love sounds weird when you make me say it these aren't children mr popper they're animals they need food they need snow and every once in a while one of them needs to be eaten by a whale hey you want to know who they love i'll tell you who they love whoever is holding the fish traitors wake up popper these penguins can only survive in a zoo or antarctica so sooner or later i will take these penguins omega-3s pip the penguins are way ahead of us on this mr popper i'm perplexed how does this pertain to the vanguardly problem van gandy oh lots of that please tell me you have a plan i always have a plan pippi they're fresh oh really why do i smell bleach mr puffer we've been pressed for progress perhaps i could pamper the penguins for you you need to procure your promotion no pippy what we need is squid and plenty of them [Music] see there's no place to go let it snow let it's known that it's no oh morning kids babies on the way got to get ready young gentoos need an ice shelf at 28 degrees a little powder on top that's right i'm kind of a penguin expert hey not in the house young lady besides when you pack this stuff down it really hurts [Music] grab a pen popper i'ma hook you up with the number of a very good movie company wow i think i hear your mama calling you're only delaying the inevitable popper i'll be telling the board about this kids wake up oh hey guys we've left seven messages you look terrible popper we haven't heard anything about the tavern what have you been doing oh well um i'm sure pippy told you i've been uh kind of fighting a cold phenemonia what if i don't know when you guys were coming i to clean this place up just fired up the old zamboni meg comes on wednesdays he's gone insane i've seen this before this is exactly what happened with our news cause you're old popper the tavern oh the tavern uh the tavern is an interesting project uh i have lots of ideas about the tavern for god's sakes man pull yourself together your house is full of penguins i know i know i know how it looks but it's just one more egg and as soon as it hatches i'm there franklin how long have i worked for you you know how many soccer games i've skipped dancers what if the statue of liberty had a friend okay people no more loafing around what's the matter folks never seen a zombie before that's right it's the dawn of the death i'm eating brains and taking names marshall get zoning on the phone i want to know how soon we can break ground remind them of our donation to the mayor's reelection fund boy i never get tired of looking at new york from here love what you've done with the place paper what are you doing here i'm on a mission of mercy franklin i decided to take you back you're taking us back we fired you all's forgiven then don't worry about it let me bring you up to speed i've been playing hardball with ann gundy told her kids we were offering 100 million dollars suggested they make her life difficult until she accepts so they've all moved back home mrs van gandy's planned a press conference so tomorrow she wants us all present if you'll excuse us we have to unpack popper's back oh hey guys hey dad hi hey how are you feeling yeah are you okay yeah i'm fine oh uh before you go in there uh i think i should tell you there's been a couple of changes where are they they're okay they're fine they're at the zoo and you know what it's really the best place for them they're probably in an icy pool right now all the fish they can eat full-time penguin masseuse the whole thing's being narrated by morgan freeman you sent them away to some cage billy they're birds they don't feel things the way we do tom i don't think don't bother mom come on guys we had fun but it's time to get back to reality we got soccer we got the snowball dance i'm not going to the stupid snowball dance cake and ask somebody else genie sometimes boys are going to disappoint you i'm not disappointed in him genie what was i supposed to do how about feel something oh please i feel great i saw you with that egg i saw you that wasn't me that was a dream where people live with penguins and the kids love them and all the eggs hatch so wake up wow i think i just did oh and uh rick wanted to extend the ghana trip turn it into a vacation you okay with that popper yeah absolutely we're pulling up presently okay oh come on my dearest tommy in all my travels i've never encountered a creature quite so wise as this you see once it loves you it never leaves your side i'm sorry son that it took me so long to learn that lesson but i hope mr popper late as usual calm who cooper freaking keegan but dad sweetie you got to put your heart out there and it might get broken but that's how you know you have one call him dad i don't even really like him anymore i just got the name down but thanks caller who mom freaking mom i don't really like her anymore i'm kidding give me that amanda hi look um i know this is a total hail mary but please don't go to ghana tom are you kidding me right now if you go there with him then it becomes a relationship and i'm not asking for you to just jump right back in with me i just want one more date just stay and go on one more date with me please long pauses are good right i mean she's thinking are you going to take me this time popper another landmark you're planning to tear down no kids and i are going to visit some old friends two children one adult make that two adults yes let's not get ahead of ourselves it's just a second date and it better be a good one yeah absolutely okay here we go okay guys we're here to get you out they're not here these aren't our guys no they're not where are my penguins i'm gonna call you back i'm mr popper they're not your penguins don't give us the run around slick why aren't they out there because we already have penguins what we don't have is an emu or a komodo dragon or a bengal tiger what are you talking about trading mr popper zoos do it all the time same as sports teams how do you think the yankees won 27 championships sure wasn't their farm system where are you sending them three to washington three to tokyo and the two chicks are going to dubai but you can't split them up they're a family godzilla they're just birds just birds what about the american eagle is that just a bird yes okay what about oh big bird's a muppet look can they just see them my family is torn up about it my kids are distraught right billy please sir can we just say goodbye no children this is what a liar looks like take a mental picture look popper i couldn't even if i wanted to they're already gone you are alive [Music] oh i can't believe that hey why are you hitting yourself out while you're hitting yourself that's not attractive for a zoo official hey tell you what now you're trapped like an animal it's ironic hey come back here did you see that pretty good date so far we're just getting started driver tavern on the green now hold on there have been a lot of rumors floating around lately and i'm here to clear them up i have always said that i would only sell the tavern if i found the right person and that's why i'm here to announce do you like that it's slow motion effect just wanted to get your attention mrs van gundy you can't sell this place i know if you sell it to me i'll just tear it down and then freddie and tito and klaus and the guy that looks like chef boyardee will be out in the street i know this place isn't part of new york history it's a part of my history i came here with my father the other day i had the best second first date a man could ever have and i would rather cut my hands off and stick knives in my eyes wait i'd have to do the eyes first and then the hands i'd have to have somebody help me cut the right hand off because the left hand would be gone but stop talking okay i'm not selling you're not glad we got dressed up huh oh there he is excuse me folks matt jones new york zoo this man has been trafficking in stolen penguins what are you even talking about from left field penguins it's absurd [Music] penguins please thought you were gonna stay in the car they picked the paradox he has been keeping these defenseless creatures locked away in his apartment when i tried to save them he broke into the zoo and kidnapped them i've seen these penguins before is it true mr papa i'm afraid so why'd you do it knowing you it must be for some sort of personal gain yes the kind no amount of money can buy oh for pete's sake mr popper and his equally crazy family believe that these penguins love him they are wrong if they have to choose between love and a nice juicy sardine they'll choose the fish every time i don't think so let's find out he's got a fish i got this come on guys that's my guys [Applause] no that doesn't prove anything come on aren't you going to arrest him for what winning is that what we do in this country is that what america's all about i don't think so i don't think so america [Applause] have you people lost your mind he's breaking the law come on guy have a heart have a heart i'm gonna call the chief of police i'm gonna call the mayor oh allow me michael huh how are you dear i've got a small matter that needs your come on good the penguins will be provided for mr popper always has a plan this is insane quiet you quit your quarreling quint kesha white well i guess we have custody i guess we do mr popper mrs van gundy congratulations the tavern is yours i told you i never forget a name i just needed to be sure that that little boy hadn't gotten lost somewhere nice work popper hey franklin when do we break ground on the new building we're not what are you talking about [Music] [Music] [Music] ah it's really beautiful thank you you did a great job dad i appreciate that billy but it wasn't just me i'm just the mastermind so i brought you here today because i want to tell you something i'm going on a trip very far away and i could be gone for a very long time so i'm gonna need you to come with me nice where are we going i hope it's someplace warm it's not is it [Music] warm enough perfect [Music] [Music] wow will you look at that it's a family reunion hey look it's the levees [Music] [Applause] and the nimrods [Music] hey dad i don't think captain likes it here it's okay girl you just gotta get used to it that's home [Music] oh my i think she's gonna be just fine what should we name him well he's gonna be an amazing flyer so how about bald eagle hey she's a good reason to come back yeah you hear that captain we're coming back thank you captain you're the coolest gift i ever got see you soon not bad popper not bad yeah absolutely [Music] yo man let's get out of here [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] my [Music] hello

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Length: 88min 38sec (5318 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 25 2020