My Super Ex-Girlfriend | English Full Movie | Sci-Fi Comedy Romance

[Music] [Music] got to go [Music] [Music] we did it right who what the hell are you [Music] doing ler he [Music] wow damn so if you could have any super power what would it be the ability to blow myself that's quite a visual but uh wouldn't it seem a little gay no not at all really seems oh dude check her out o wow what do we have here kind of uptight librarian on the outside ready to rumble on the inside go ask the no I'm not ready yet I'm not no I can't oh Matt you're killing her your last insane girlfriend dumped you like 6 months ago I would have plowed my way through half a Soo by now yeah that's cuz your soul is shallow it is a blessing go over there talk to her do it man say hi give me your bag come on okay yes all out strong breathe I have the tiger hi excuse me I I know I don't really know you but you look like a very interesting person so at the risk of totally humiliating myself I thought perhaps possibly sometime I might might maybe buy you a cup of no doesn't have to be a cup of coffee could be whatever you want cup of anything [Music] hey somebody stop that guy that's right you better run keep running my man man you don't want any of this keep running yeah what did you call me what did you call [Music] me idiot come on get out of there go I know you're in there get out of there hey how about it huh so how about that cup of coffee no or it could be something more substantial like dinner yeah yeah that'd be great Matt Saunders Jenny Johnson Jenny Johnson wonderful name you got the whole alliteration thing going I actually grew up with a guy named Francis Freddy fredman bit of a klepto not the kind of guy you'd want to have over if you had like spare cash laying out yeah right right so um may I get your number oh I'm sorry I don't give it out privacy issues of course I'll take yours though okay well I actually don't think I have a pen I do oh thanks now now isn't this something the women do just to blow off losers yes women do do that but that's not how I blow off losers [Music] okay hey head up got bad reflexes know you're a danger in the workplace so do you have the bathroom layout for the Beijing presentation yes finished him up last night hey Hannah hey V that looks good thank you what about this okay that's not well you know I know that it's a little bit tight but I talked to the structal engineer and he said um how's how's your boyfriend it's his name Rick Steve yeah yeah he's good he just got back from Milan look at this Milan yes his new Joe Boxer ad campaign wow he's buff are you into that I would think this is more your style what do you think huh okay you give me two months in a gym and a personal trainer and the right steroids I look like that or better here you go thank you what are you doing huh oh hey Carla nothing just uh reshelving some reference material trying to stay ahead you were staring at her butt he was no no I was not yes he was Hannah as you know we have a zero tolerance policy for this kind of behavior yeah I actually read that memo twice I got it oh well you should be familiar with this part would you like to follow a grievance at this time um I don't think so Carla because as your supervisor I am officially giving you that opportunity right now and I thank you for that but I I think I'm just going to let this one slide that's completely your decision are you willing to sign a statement to that effect sure yes you are lucky this time Mr bottom Watcher hey hello Matt hey it's Jenny Johnson hey Jenny I wasn't sure I'd hear from you so are we still on for dinner dinner yeah absolutely that sounds great real life girl there this great new Indian place on Madison that just opened up 8:00 Indian love it I'll see you tomorrow night okay great see you bye Saunders do you have a date got a date and it's a hot one so the assistant curator job's really perfect for me I was an art history major in college oh yeah it's the only thing I'm good at at least the only thing I'm good at I can make any money off right that sound like I was talking about sex didn't it no no it didn't believe me I I didn't mean sex I mean I am good at sex I'm sure you are yeah now it sounds like I'm braging no no I think I'm good at sex I don't know you decide me but not tonight it's a first dat yeah so what do you do I'm a project manager at a design firm we design and build uh like private Estates libraries hotels that sort of thing yeah right now we're we're working on bothering you what no no um I was just trying to listen to something I I I don't I don't hear anything excuse me I'm sorry I have to go to the bathroom sure [Applause] [Music] yo how's it going well uh she's she's a talker yeah doesn't matter the only question is are you going to sleep with her that's the only question huh yes and I'm not just talking about your date tonight I am talking about life in general that is the only question what what's going on there uh there's some big fire at 73rd Broadway everything's burning is anyone hurt I don't know probably it's blocking my way to the gym all my thoughts are with you in this time of crisis on wow oh man what's going on it's g girl she's doing her thing are you serious you lucky so I've never even seen her in person how she look SE what blurry but still pretty hot yeah what she doing now she's spinning around like one of those things that spins amazing that's unbelievable yeah it's so [Music] cool oh yes that's it shows over she put the fire out fantastic okay and she's gone flew off into the sunset amazing unbelievable hey why do you think they call her g girl I don't know like gorgeous or GeForce I'm not really sure what do you think about good kisser I can't believe I missed that thing I'm sitting here eating Indian food oh wait no no goddess woman yeah maybe what about gspot I got to go by huge line yeah sorry it was a really really long line you got a little something right here what they're on your ched oh oh I hate when that happens when what happens mystery smudges got to go to the bathroom you didn't just go to the bathroom are you keeping track that's kind of creepy she sounds like a nutcase so you're saying she's perfect for me crazy women are attracted to you it's like you give off a scent or something maybe you should just do a background check on her yeah so what do you think should we keep these walls brick or should we make it stuck up oh did you kick the plug I don't know let me handle this one all right boy Hannah don't do that don't do what what are you talking about you mean this hey sexual harassments a two-way street okay don't just think cuz I'm a guy that you can manhandle me hey what the hell's going on here oh no sorry her uh her computer had gone down I was just down there plugging it back in dude I'm screwing with you I'm not worried oh none taken I missed you oh I missed you too not here sorry see you need to be with someone who appreciates you you know like Steve here yeah I'm looking for Mr Wright haven't found him yet though not giving up Steve Bard nice to meet you good to see you again honey this is Matt met him like five times all right right I'm sorry it's okay I'm a very forgettable person when I was uh growing up every morning I'd come down to breakfast my mom would scream call the cops on me it's a joke right yeah yeah it's good one you got me back good one hey baby we should be going to lunch hey Saunders that woman is trouble [Music] not we're done we just T dude you should definitely call her back yeah you think I should oh yeah cuz she's good to go you know and uh you haven't gone in 6 months oh yes plus what's the downside I don't know she seems a little uh she's neurotic you know and distant that's good that's a good thing neurotic and distant is a very good thing yeah neurotic women are hellcats in bed rare plus if she's distant that means you're both in it for the same thing kitus Maximus there's none of this uh oh could she be the one oh I'm falling hard for her kind of crap to get in the way it's just pure carnal Nirvana yeah I find your argument both repugnant and intriguing that's kind of my thing [Music] oh hey hi oh wow thank you welcome Rose you know different color roses mean different things red ones mean passion or love so this is great but don't worry I'm not saying that I think you're telling me that you love me I mean it was absurdly early for that but you never know maybe someday or never no pressure let me get us a cab taxi taxi oh hey stop [Music] [Applause] [Music] it here we go oh you okay gu we got a ride can we stop by the gallery we just open this new sh sounds great hey thanks for stopping appreciate it wow huh wonder what she's looking at ouch that's got to hurt so what do you think it's uh it's interesting a little disturbing I know it's surprising how frightening things attract us yeah you know Matt I have to help people every day and nobody's ever helped me except you you're my [Music] hero sorry what is it tell tell me and it's your tongue I mean you're using it all wrong what are you talking about you're not supposed to stick it out there like a dead fish I you're supposed to flick it a little I think that I'm was flicking it wasn't I I think that I was doing that no not enough really look I'm just not used to having my tongue skills critique like this okay maybe not to your face oh man let me help you close your eyes now do what I [Music] do so uh yeah this is my place I redesign the space when I bought it it's nice thank you this is the uh dining room doesn't get a lot of use well I can help with that okay it's my fish this Biggie Smalls hi biggie he's uh he's never met a woman before well he's about to get an Eiffel me the rest of your place okay take you over to the kitchen that's a the refrigerator I can get you juice beer uhhuh make anything yeah I'm not thirsty either and uh this is the uh bed oh that's a great sweater wow a blouse let me help with those buttons sorry I need the um oh yeah the bathroom it's right there she goes to the bathroom a lot [Music] I'm ready That's What I Call structural Integrity all right shouldn't been dressed like that all night look great let me help you with this I must be a little nervous it's okay I got a closet full of them let me handle this one up let's take care of these okay thanks who have thought we'd ended up like this after that day on the subway he life Grand man yeah do you mind if I get on top trust me it's better that way 10 are you ready okay okay here we go [Music] okay I got [Music] it oh God damn okay now I need a break I need a break oh I'm sorry I'll get you a new one a bed or a penis e e good thing right oh yeah it's a good thing okay I'm going to see her again this afternoon whoa whoa whoa what are you talking about no no no you have sex with her once and then you move on no not if you get on the greatest roller coaster of all time you don't believe me you get right back in that line okay get back back in line ride two or three more times throw your hands up in the air and scream but you know what sooner or later you're going to end up nauseous hey guys how you doing how you guys doing be careful keep that safety bar clamped down hey I think you are going to like this I have a little present for you Saunders anything for me there no no hey you have nice ears thank you no loes though it's an imperfection we all got him not me hey so I downloaded some Chinese phrases for you you know for the Pres ation what do you think that might help oh that's great that would help hey you're the best you know that I know I am well I got to get going I'm going to see Jenny you seeing Jenny yeah again yeah oh things must really be going well she broke his bed thanks thanks that was really thoughtful of you oh I'll see you too later no problem take it easy after her okay I will man you seeing Jenny again just a few more times Matt Saunders yeah take a ride wait a second hey hey now look I don't appreciate being manhandled okay what's going [Music] on Mr Saunders thank you for your time okay now who were you am I yeah do you watch television Mr Saunders read the papers use the internet for anything other than porn you're that bedum guy Professor bedum the super bill please I am not super I am not a villain I'm just a regular man like yourself with 10,000 times more money intelligence and taste okay so what do you want from me are you seeing anyone Mr Saunders are you asking me out I want you to tell me everything you know about your new girlfriend Jenny yes Jenny where does she like to go what does she like to do what kind of music does she listen to is she afraid of bugs is she a dog person or a cat person does she wear panties okay now look hold on just a goddamn now look it's got to stop with the slapping all right I I I I just don't feel real comfortable telling you you know a total stranger someone's private private habits okay you got to understand that right of course please someone help help save me please [Music] hey help yeah yeah you you get somebody from the fire service no help me no oh my [Music] God girl you saved me thank you yeah yeah yeah go oh hold me hold me don't look at me no but I just wanted to don't look at me okay yeah no looking got you Roger wow looks like little Jenny's been cashing in on her superpowers idiot we don't want her to know we drop by Perfect so I'm falling I mean hurdling through the sky and just as I'm about to bite it and I mean out of nowhere she just catches me and sets me right on the ground wow it was unbelievable the the weird thing is though that bam guy he kept asking me about you I mean do you know him no how could I know him yeah that's what I was thinking so what was she like g girl mhm I don't know I didn't really get a good look at her but to tell you the truth she she wasn't really what I expect expected you know in what way I don't know she just seemed a little riny not really exotic effervescent no I kind of got this Vibe she was a little nuts you know nuts maybe she was a little bit preoccupied having searched the entire city to save you from being squished like a bug on a windshield girls all really stick together don't you I like it you're like one big gang [Music] rule number one about cross in the street look both ways that's right get it what do you call 911 fine somebody call 911 that was close not I'm fine I'm fine you're not fine I mean how can you be fine look I can walk no don't move don't move you probably have internal bleeding you don't even know it you're in shock okay you in shock did anyone see this it's like a miracle truly it's like a miracle yeah I mean are are you sure that you're okay I mean you seem to be walking fine I just I yeah you should know this is the first time I've ever brought anybody here ever really wow yeah no it uh it seems like a really great place I'm still just kind of wondering what the hell happened out there you know I know I didn't expect to do this at least not yet anyway but it's good it's good okay because what we have is so very very special I trust you okay there should be nothing hanging between us especially not this don't you think I don't know what you're talking about I have to show you look nice without your glasses you look good with them too I'll hold them for you okay I don't know what the explanation is but I like it already unless it's uh one of those Crying Game things it's not that is it I mean I'm from Denver just wait w you got a g girl costume on that's uh kind of went all out didn't you oh and you even di your wow are you kidding me man this is incredible but you can't tell anyone yeah nobody except Von he SLE with the Victoria Secret model 3 years ago I've still never heard the end of it this will blow that out of the water no no no no no nobody Matt you have to promise me you'll never ever ever tell anyone fine you got it no matter what happens you will never ever tell anyone hey I swear say you'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up your ass than tell is that actually a possibility say it I'd rather have a chainsaw shoved up my ass in tell okay so this B guy he's like your arch nemesis or something right uhhuh I mean he's been a pain in the butt ever since we had this falling out back in high school you guys went to high school together mhm wow by the way his name's not really beum yeah it's Barry Barry Edward Lambert bedum get it back then we were both kind of outcasts everybody else hated [Music] us so we looked out for each other it's only natural that we spend a lot of time together we really liked each other it was close to the end of our junior year when I decided it was about time to get the whole virginity thing over with I mean Barry was harmless enough I figured it might as well be him right he was having some trouble getting his pants off and that's when it happened Jenny come on this is not how I planned this evening oh my God look at that so cool what what are you doing isn't that amazing don't it could be dangerous [Music] [Music] h [Music] when I got back to school even with a wig people seemed to notice there was something different about me hi girls oh my glasses and it worked for [Music] me o unfortunately Barry and I grew apart he stopped talking to me and then ignored me totally anyway things got worse between us after we graduated I committed myself to being a full-time superhero and he fell into the evil mastermind business yada yada yada that's my story wow yeah this whole time I just I had this weird feeling that there was just something a little off about you really but this explains it you just had a secret that's all super secret now we both do may I ask you something what I just think it could maybe be a fun thing to try it's kind of a request [Music] be right back okay is this what you had in mind oh yeah that's it [Music] Matt Saunders you've been a very very evil boy I think you need to be brought to Justice yeah I have been known to Bender rule here and there total unrelenting Justice hey wow don't let go all right no oh oh oh yeah he got me he got me scared [Music] you now wow we are high we are really really high oh yeah Jenny you know as fun as this is I'm uh I'm feeling just a little bit emasculated here with you kind of carrying me around like a toy pool but don't let go careful where where you going careful come on fly right come on be careful who I've always wanted to try this try what that wow I'm not sure that's going to work up here that's dra you too what if I do this you're not wearing any underwear yeah I thought it might be easier that way isn't this fun it is fun it uh puts a whole new Twist on the mile high club ready not ready no go with it know I know stop yes no yes oh God no get me [Music] no yes don't ever do that again G girl's hair before watch and learn [Music] her body is made of the toughest substance known to man but I know your secret all right now G girl's hair after yes yes sers what's wrong no I just got a splinter in my finger oh it's no big deal let me see I can I can get it out I just no no come here I'm good at this what are you going to do all right hold on hey how'd you do that oh I have my ways thanks you're welcome Jenny what what are you doing in New Jersey well I called your office and found out where you are thought I would surprise you are you surprised I am surprised I wanted to uh yeah hey thanks it's good to see let me introduce you to Hannah Lewis this Jenny Johnson hi it's really nice to finally meet you Saunders here talks about you all the time I do I feel like I already know you really cuz I feel like I'm just getting to know you okay hey hey um got an idea Hannah and her boyfriend Steve I was thinking maybe we all four go out this weekend just the two couples just two happy couples hit the town what do you say great great great oh okay bye I'm sorry guys I uh have some bad news something right there thank you uh Steve can't make it he had an emergency thong shoot a thong shoot emergency yeah well you know one Bad Wedgie can be fatal yeah where's your stupid waiter sir I don't know something's going on the Pentagon has just confirmed that an erant test is in fact on a direct course for the tri-state area so far all attempts to detonate or intercept the missile have been unsuccessful great perfect if it strikes within the city the death toll could reach into the thousands oh that does not sound good yeah sounds serious maybe uh somebody should do something mhm yeah like the Air Force it's their job right so Hannah how long have uh you and Maddie known each other uh uh well we started working together at cochrum about 3 years ago so we are just starting to get reports of sporadic looting from the Bronx to Staten Island the government hazarded people not to panic and to stay in their homes noii sounds good anyone want to sharei I'm sorry but what if the Air Force can't stop it before it hits somebody else might need to step in maybe somebody deserves one night out without having to deal with some impending disaster I think someone has earned it don't [Music] you so Hannah you got a diet what are you going to order I don't know I mean shouldn't we be leaving is this safe here sir can we get some service here I mean I'm filling up on baguette no I think everybody's just kind of a little preoccupied with everything that's happening maybe if someone could just you know take care of the problem everyone could have a a better night a smoother night you know what I mean you'd really like that wouldn't you yeah yeah I would I'd appreciate it in fact I'd I'd super appreciate all right fine is she okay where is she going no she's fine she just gets straight rest you know I have her looping around the block a couple times she'll be fine too late for a mass evacuation the situation is dangerous and potentially catastrophic but all the citizens of New York can do is sit wait and pray for a miracle you're now getting a live picture of the missile as it approaches the city it appears certain that wait what what is that it is g girl she is approaching the aant missile my God she just kicked it she just deflected the missile away from the city we're safe we are safe [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you know Matt there's some things I don't need infovision to see through sorry what are you talking about you and that from your office Hannah she is not a that is a terrible thing to say Jenny you want to screw her don't you no no I do not I don't believe you C can I say something her boyfriend's a male model OKAY a model I I don't think she'd be very interested in a guy like me I see your point so you want to screw her you just can't because she's got got a boyfriend no I'm just saying that we're we're we're friends who work together we're work friends don't lie to me what the hell did you do that for I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll pay for that I swear okay don't don't don't do that don't cry okay it'll be okay I know I get a little crazy sometimes it's just I love you so much hey hey how's it going oh sorry look at her she's like a cheerleader from spank me University dude what's wrong you look like let's go with a lighter weight today shall we no uh I'm actually thinking that my first impression of Jenny was accurate oh no yeah complete emotional Basket Case needy jealous control controlling the trifecta perfect yeah the truth is I don't even love her I'm in love somebody else you're in love with somebody else who is it is it me oh my God it's me isn't it I feel the same way I totally that's not a good sign is it who are you talking about who are you love with I don't want to say not until I've told her but I mean first I have to break it off with Jenny you know God knows how I'm going to do that okay come with me listen there are only two ways to successfully break it off with a woman you can either be a jerk or a weenie now the jerk route is simple you're like hey babe listen up I'm dumping your ass just like that it's quick it's easy it's painless I don't think you have the balls for it though what what's the weeny route okay good weenie rout let's go with that sit real close keep it romantic okay keep kind of a sparkle in the eye take her hand give me your hand you say sweetheart I think we just need to take a little time off from the relationship to re-evaluate things right don't return any of our calls for like a year and a half pretty soon she'll give up and you'll be in the clear I can't believe I actually listen to you oh and another make sure you do it after you've had sex with her it's really difficult the other way around I was thinking maybe we should take a little time to reexamine where this is going oh my God are you breaking up with me no no not at all I mean I just I think it would be wise to try and evaluate where we stand just to make sure we're on the same page so you're you're not saying that we should start seeing other people or anything no no no I'm not saying that okay good you scared me there for a second Although seeing other people might eventually be a part of the evaluation process oh my God you are breaking up with me Jenny it's not you I know exactly what it is SL from your office Hannah you're sleeping with her aren't you I am not sleeping but you want to Jenny now hold on a second okay liar you're such a liar I am not a liar all right you want to know the truth it's not Hannah okay it's you you're needy you're jealous you're manipulative I can't take it anymore it's crazy don't call me crazy see that that's the kind of thing I'm talking about I can't handle that on a daily basis well handle this what [Music] going you are so going to regret this oh man e my God you have been doing g girl no I know it's unbelievable me I can't believe it myself I mean can you imagine the heat that I'll have with women in this town when they find out that I can handle her in the sack isn't she going to mind you revealing her secret identity I warned you Ma [Music] who Saunders what's wrong what nothing what could possibly be wrong everything's great never better I'm good tell me okay I uh I broke up with Jenny you were right I mean she is totally deranged offer rocker crazy no I I I should have listened to you from the beginning I don't know what I was thinking how about you lay off the crazy women for a while huh come here sorry hey Hannah look there's been something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time okay yes and it's about you and sorry sorry are you okay I'm sorry I'm just going through a weird phase I'm having intimacy issues I saw that no no it's nothing Carla nothing you you knocked her down you hit her was there groping did he gr you no it was an accident an accident okay like a fender bender yeah we need to talk come here listen my friend you are headed for some serious trouble don't make excuses that's the first mistake okay look you have got to get your mind out of the gutter long enough to nail this Beijing I hear you home girl I got it what what did you just call me huh what I don't know look if the company doesn't get this project we going to take a major hit look you have you really have a problem call my therapist okay I'll call him her Matt what phone call oh man that boy has a major case of the hornies yeah there's the young kid that zooms around in here did did he do something it's just up here looks like they broke in fried the security camera and then blew this huge hole to the wall I've never seen nothing like it don't make no sense officer we got a lot of nice cars in here and this is the only one they took Somebody went through a lot of trouble you know who could have done this no no no I don't somebody might have a personal grudge against you grudge against me no no I don't I'm sorry well you know if it turns up okay let's get to the paperwork I wouldn't hold my breath on that sir gentlemen juen Guan l if you look closely at our model here the hell that's just great oh I just got that fixed sorry just came to use your telescope nice and dark isn't it wait a second is this all because of you yep that'd be me ah yeah yes there we go come and have a look see I don't see any oh that's real mature save you a fortunate parking why are you doing this to me I mean you're supposed to be the good guy I am the good guy guy you are the bad guy it's been a real pleasure seeing you but I got a big day at the office tomorrow I've got an important presentation to make yeah so I really need to get some sleep I'm going to have to say good night and uh yeah you might be the hottest girl I've ever gone out with but you want to know something you're the craziest hands down really [Music] dick well when will we begin soon gentlemen I'm so sorry you've been kept waiting I apologize it's very rude just a few more minutes please hi excuse me hi said you could join us can you tell me why you're wearing a hat no why am I not surprised all right how are you we we can finally begin gentlemen I give you Matt Saunders you okay I'm fine I'm fine okay gentlemen juine guing okay our design integrates classic architectural ideas from the history of Chinese culture and transforms them into a contemporary 21st century aesthetic but you can see clearly that functionality has not been [Music] sacrificed sacrificed as you can see here by the multiple entrances to the central multi Courtyard area exactly exactly right and with a total capacity for [Music] you are one sick bastard oh man I am so so sorry thanks you got to Laugh to Keep from Crying right fun shh sorry man no woman's ever done that to me and I actually am a dick okay all done I am so sorry that you got fired what happened in there why did you that's hard to explain let's just say it's a good time for me to leave where are you going don't know don't care look if if there's something wrong I'd like to help look Anna please just stay as far away from me as possible okay if something were to happen to you because of me I I wouldn't be able to live with myself oh damn Dam it may we come in nice place you broke her heart didn't you okay so what do you need why you here I'm in the middle of a project the same as you to get her out of my life for good I want you to help me neutralize her hey whatever she's done to me I'm not going to help you kill her kill I didn't say kill said neutralize it's a neutral word kill is kill this is Switzerland I have developed the means of permanently stripping her of her powers no powers so she' just be another average everyday run-of-the-mill Crazy Ex-Girlfriend yeah it's got to be better so uh what would you want me to do draw her out into the open help me get her when her guard is down when she's vulnerable look I don't mean to offend you but you have a reputation for doing things that most people would consider to be no no yes yeah yeah nothing to worry about I'm retiring from super villain yeah oh that's good look if you're going to retire why not just forget about her that's what I'm going to do I'm leaving town because that woman she just won't leave me alone she's obsessed with me she has harassed me at every turn and she never ever stops so when you finally realize that she's not the kind of woman who's ever just going to forget about you then you give me a call okay or you can email me at Professor bam.com it's all one word I think I'll just uh give running way a try hey it's Matt please leave a message Matt it's Hannah are you there please pick up I I need your help I who is it it's me man open up hey are you okay what she do to you is she here is who here g girl g girl like the super hero yeah g girl the super why'd you call me Steve was cheating on me oh thank God what thank thank God that you found out sooner rather than later I I am sorry yeah I caught him in bed with another woman actually two other women maybe three I don't know I didn't really get a good look three yeah oh Steve was so goodlooking and he loved Jazz and rock climbing and he took me to nice places and he gave me multiple I don't really need to hear that the thing is I never really had any fun with him not like I have with you you've been a really good friend to me Saunders Han know the the thing is I don't want to be just the friend anymore you don't no look Hannah my life has been really crazy lately you know I probably shouldn't tell you this but this might be the best moment of my life it's not fair I was going to say that Matt I hate you Matt Saunders get out [Music] a [Music] [Music] watch why did g girl throw a shark at us I can't tell you and she was so pissed off have you done something are you in trouble no oh yeah and as long as I'm here so are you you got to get outside the city okay you got to go someplace and hide San Diego Tahiti Utah any no not Utah Utah sucks anywhere else look you just got to go someplace you got to go lay low for a while okay I don't understand look if I ever see you again oh it's you come in wait here right here what where right here over there okay look I I'm I'm here cuz I need your help okay I just need need to know how we're going to stop I have spent the past 10 years trying to analyze the source of G girl's power yeah it is unique type of radiation that permeates every cell of her body yeah no I know about the meteor in high school she told me I know she told you that yeah she talk about me I mean she said you guys were friends you had a falling out that meteorite changed everything between us but now now I've got something that will totally level the playing field that the The Rock no the ham it's the rock a special rock it was a rock that gave off the radiation I now have a rock that will absorb the radiation absorb it so you mean if you got Jenny close enough this thing that draw the radiation from her body sucking it out of her like a sponge draining her of her powers permanently okay so what do you need me for why can't you just get her close to it with that super hearing of hers now I need someone who can lure her to it someone who she has no cause to fear a Weak and Powerless simpleton an idiot [Music] [Music] all of inves return none of them and these two hi hi what this well it's just a little something I thought I'd bring by just some flowers yeah you think flowers are going to make me forgive you no no I do not think that I don't think that at all then what the hell are you doing here okay look to be honest I realized that made the biggest mistake of my life okay I'm desperately in love with you and I'd do anything for us to be together again I would God is that beautiful I'm sorry thank you look um what do you think about uh today after work you come by my place around 7 and I'll make us a nice dinner 7 yeah I'd love to [Music] [Music] Matt oh my God hey Jenny Matt it's beautiful oh what is that is that for me it is it is it's a little something that I got you cuz well I I want to apologize for the you know the terrible way that I've treated you it just wasn't right you're so sweet you didn't have to it's true I'm sorry what is it hey no peeking okay I want it to be a surprise okay let's let's have a toast you are amazing to uh Second Chances to Second Chances the man's not bad he might have a future in our business yeah you know deep down I had a feeling that you'd realize your mistake and come back to me you are wise do you want to know a secret sure that's why I didn't kill you [Applause] Matt you are the sweetest guy I've ever met oh no no yes yes you are he's sweet yummy Matt Hannah what are you doing here me what are you doing here you said your life was in danger and what she doing here who's that do we know her I don't know her I don't know her well you know how you tried to steal my boyfriend by being such a big fat it didn't work okay Jenny stop let me handle this together with her no no well yeah yeah I look it's very complicated okay how could you do this you told me you loved me Hannah please just just do me a favor okay and just leave I mean just try to have a little self-respect I mean you're starting to look pathetic you are oh my god there you are thank God I've been calling you all day dude it's perfect playoff tickets amazing seats You and Me Tonight third Baseline yeah look now's a terrible time okay hey what's in the box stay away from that box on you know Hannah why don't you just run along before I have to kick your ass back to munchkin land it's okay just stay away from okay okay it looks big it might be a nice present are you threatening me push me one more time sister and you'll find out oh yeah what are you going to do squash me with your gigantic feet that's it don't touch me just do me a favor and leave and take Hannah with you oh my God oh my God you're g girl you have been doing g girl come on open the box go go go watch the B open the damn [Music] box there not much of a present I'm sorry [Music] Matt that's a weird rock dude ah happy ending for everybody well done Mr Saunders you do this you helped him I'm really sorry you did throw a shark at me you know besides Bam's going to retire it'll be okay oh you idiot looks like you're done honey you always thought you were so much better than me now it's my turn now I will be the one with the powers you'll just be plain old Jenny Johnson having a moment here that's so tough now huh Anna don't let her got a [Applause] rock Hannah oh no Hannah I can't even see her we got to get down there oh man I think she's dead Matt I'm sorry man let her go what you we got to dig her out we got to start the grieving process are you crazy come here give me a hug bear cuup you I thought you were just a jerk now I find out you're really stupid teaming up with [Music] Barry you broke my heart and now I'm going to Break Your [Music] Everything hey let go of my boyfriend you crazy bring it girl fight St [Music] [Music] Hannah Hannah you you R come man mad mad are you okay [Music] uhoh wow [Music] Hannah stop come on stop are you okay yeah f are you sure yes I'm fine too I thought I twinged my knee but I'm all right hey come on forget about them let's go f they're going to kill each other no this way hey it's you are you a them as a matter of fact I am down [Applause] [Music] there hey stop look at yourself you're terrifying these people okay Jenny this has got to stop right now okay please ju just just just give me that okay here you go just give it to me that was a lot heavier than I thought I look God knows I don't want you mad at me okay and I'm sorry if I ever hurt you yeah you know I know what we had was something special and at times it was great but it wasn't love all right and deep down you know that you know and you're a great girl and you deserve to be with the perfect guy you doo I do and I know who the perfect guy for you is and he's here right here right now Professor what Barry go on Professor tell her tell her what listen she's my mortal enemy that I want nothing but her Destruction come come on Barry please please stop calling me Barry it it's true this guy he's got a shrine to you in his house they're pictures of you all over the walls just of you and I I mean this guy he is hooked on you he really is is that true come on you got to open your heart to where it's now or never it may be a little true okay okay it's a good story come on Barry Barry come on all right all right it's completely true I love you I've always but if you love me so much then how come you're always trying to hurt me because you hurt me cuz you broke my heart into a billion pieces you ignored me you left me behind so I thought if I had the powers you may learn to love me the way I have always loved you are you sure do you really love me oh [Music] yeah it's over you believe it I'm free you were great I can't believe that fight I still think she could kick my butt but I got a few good punches in K you saved my ass in there you were wonderful and hey I'm I'm really sorry I didn't explain things to you sooner but I was just trying to protect you that's all I totally understand I get it good oh my God my hair oh it doesn't look that bad you can fix it here try this on thanks see adorable yes you are no not me come here oh oh I'm so sorry it's okay it's okay I just still getting used to all of this I know you and me both and you know we're going to have to talk about the relationship too talk you mean your your powers just cuz you have them doesn't mean you have to use them you know what I mean you're a little scared of me what scared no come on I'm not scared at all come [Music] here are you ready yeah I am I'm ready okay here we [Music] go okay all right I got it [Music] hold on I think I tweaked something oh you poor baby what the hell were you doing sorry sorry [Music] oh I brought it down for you peace offering yeah yeah uh you've done so much for us we couldn't be Happ I mean what what how how asteroids most of that'll just buff right out I'll fix that look I can trick it right after you if you want you know rocket launchers uh laser cannons voice activated battle armor you hear something no there's a 747 in trouble it's a 727 time to go to work you need a hand a hand yeah any help I never had any help could be some heavy LIF in yeah okay yeah really yes yes all right wo okay ready woo here I go [Music] okay love you honey we'll be waiting the hell are we going to do with this stuff want to get a beer sure let's do it

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Length: 88min 58sec (5338 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 26 2023