Cleaver Family Reunion | Full Comedy Movie | Trae Ireland | Sandy Simmons

[Music] as the saying goes blood is thicker than water partner you can't change that in me that's just the way that i was brought up me and my kid folk alike we may argue we may tussle we may fight but at the end of the night we still tight all right understand you can't break this bond it's double 07. family love stands to test the time that's 24 7 365 366 on leap year the people that i hope need will never have nothing to fear okay yeah we got a couple of secrets but we ain't really trippin cause we all know how to keep it you gotta have thick skin if you tryin to be kid cause clevers love jones yeah we get it ain't nothin like my family me and a family we go hard for the [Music] i was broke as hell and living here with my grandma but thanks to my oh i mean my man jimmy clever jr i live here i'm james cleaver junior and i'll fight for you you i got my new teeth why are they still running this thing you just see them and did that piece on you today so they're probably trying to show people you're humble yeah i forgot about that he ain't got to pay me but i asked him about the running of these clips just relax it's really funny and more importantly congratulations on another big win uh thank you baby you didn't go to work today i did i just came home early why because i have a surprise for you ah okay what's that smell that's your surprise okay uh where's maria so i sent maria home early okay get out of here you're gonna ruin it go i'm oh hello tinkle i'm sorry you have the wrong number yes this is mrs james cleaver no my husband does not have a sister ah this woman is screaming at me and she's saying that she's your sister deeja would you calm down for a second get a call all over the place to get this [ __ ] number what the hell is wrong with you tinker okay calm down deja don't tell me to calm down nobody's heard from you in years oh that is not true i sent christmas cards and birthday cards every year now i know i don't call or come by but i'm a very busy man deja yeah too busy saving rapists and murderers and other low lives stay in touch with your own family so what you need some money nobody wants your dirty money taken so what then somebody did as if you would care anyway grandma turns 80 in two weeks and she wants everybody home for her birthday celebration even yo sorry ass she has something important she wants to share with the family that's in two weeks i can't make it i got my vacation to virgin islands ooh you are a piece of work you know what tinkle hello grandma hello grandma my ass you better bring your ass down here before i fly out there and put my good foot in it hello great come here [Music] i feel like such a fool like i married a stranger why are you so ashamed of your family i'm not ashamed of them they're ashamed of me i find that hard to believe well it's true is that why you don't want to have children why i mean is it some deep-seated psychological pathology that causes you not to want to have children hold on doctor there's nothing to do with it and when you please stop using your psychology mind tricks on me i don't want kids because they smell they're loud and they just you don't want them to end up like you exactly but you don't want kids either right right oh god so what did your sister want something to do with my grandmother oh my god did she die no not yet she's turning 80. that's not funny don't wait till you meet her anyway she wants everybody to come home to celebrate well see they love you in spite of yourself i can't believe i even have to ask this but where the hell is your home i'm from texas that's true not houston i'm from bay town baytown texas but don't worry we're not going now we're gonna be a vacation in the islands remember i think it's time that i meet the cleavers great [Music] [Music] are we lost james we've been driving around for two hours no stacey we're not lost baby how do you not know where you live i didn't forget where i live it's made a wrong turn i got it now are you sure yep this is the old neighborhood do you know him yeah that's my brother george that's your brother oh my goodness i am getting so excited [Music] i can't do this i can't do this james [Applause] what are you doing sorry babe i can't do this hey just relax it's just for a weekend how bad could it be beat the clevis [Music] okay this is kind of weird nobody's coming out i tried to warn you come on find the place okay yes we just missed the exit you ain't got to lie to me we know you got lost tinkle that's my wife stacy oh hi nice to meet you so nice to meet you you are too thank you you can just put the bags down over there so how in the world did you end up with a scrub like him well let's just say he's very smart so where the kids at no kids oh well tinkles told us absolutely nothing about you well uh tinkle is full of secrets isn't he he's full of something everybody in the backyard look who finally showed up tinkle i miss you so i miss you too mama i heard a rumor you wouldn't come in it's my wife stacy hi hi stacy so nice to meet you finally tinkle always had good taste well thank you did you bring the kids no ma'am we don't we don't have any kids no what you waiting on tinkle you better get this beautiful woman pregnant and give me some pretty grandchildren boy you're hungry starving and everything smells so good now don't you be shy child you are a cleaver too and you're home now baby dja fixed him a plate hell no he ain't no guess what you better fix your wife a plate welcome home sir hey pops it's nice to meet you sir wow son you have a beautiful wife thank you thank you hey pops i'm sorry i haven't come home that much but you know my practice took off with all these high profile clients it's been difficult to get away 10 years is a long time son well glad you're home now got much to talk about later i'm gonna go check on this chicken all right sit eat oh my you didn't have to do this i would have did it thank you oh it's okay baby i'm just glad to have you oh this is just a little snack we'll have dinner later when everybody gets here we're saving the good stuff for bertha's big birthday bash tomorrow evening fine so good to be home [ __ ] i had to threaten this trifling ass to get him down here hey grandma happy birthday i smell that pot on me i smell that pot on you you sound like a white boy don't you ever spend this much time away from your family you here takeoff yes this birthday you don't have to worry about that i will make sure that he doesn't oh it's so good to meet you where are your babies i want to see them still have any kids grandma well that's a damn shame she's body purty but she ain't getting no younger y'all better get busy stacy just so you know in this family the women cook and bake everything at big family get together okay what's your dish my dish we got a sand down here a woman that knows how to feed her family knows how to raise a family why don't you season and fry the turkey you do know how to do that right of course i can do that i look forward to it good job tinkle smart pretty and she cooks too thank you so i have a question for you guys why is it that you call james tinkle oh it's just something that bertha started when he was little you want a little something like tinkle tinkle little jack did you wear the dad today morning y'all it's 4 30 in the afternoon oh for real good to see you bro oh which reminds me you could help me out bro [ __ ] lawyers down here don't know [ __ ] your foot off my table boy who's the lovely lady stacy this is my brother will damn your white funny [ __ ] oh thank you oh my goodness grandma you feeling okay what the hell y'all staring at oh don't worry grandma ain't ever gonna die she wouldn't give us the satisfaction that's right and when i do i'll whoop that ass in your dreams oh [ __ ] it's time for my medicine would you put some clothes on hey welcome home tinkle now okay and don't put that carton back in the fridge see why i don't want to come home lighten up this is your family [Music] what are you looking at it's nothing come on see what's wrong with you two go sit down hey everybody hey nothing get these bad ass kids up out of here and don't let them back in until i'm dead bertha same old same oh huh harry good to see you too tinker at least he remembers he's got a family what's it like lifestyle of the rich and famous trophy wife fancy house big cars tell us how great you are and why we should all worship you it's my brother harry thinks he's tyler perry but he's not gonna make it hi i'm stacy the trophy wife perry nice to meet you stacy harry you know just for the record he did have to work very very hard for this trophy well harry he didn't work too hard for his evil [ __ ] of a wife where that [ __ ] at anyway birth of the kids mark my words she ain't gonna be here for dinner neither speak of the devil hello everybody hi so you must be that cheap ass that my dad would be talking about boy what did i tell you about speaking to people like that now apologize to your uncle sorry uncle tink sorry tinkle it's all right come on the both of you but i didn't do anything little bastard need his ass what [Music] george is here oh the house is party oh yeah do you think they'll like me oh they're gonna love you darling you're looking beautiful yeah i think so yeah have no fear the promised man is here you got our vote baby thank you mama you're looking beautiful good to see good to see you looking good then looking swimmed down there anyway let me introduce to you the next first lady of the great city of baytown amanda castleberry my fiancee thank you so much thank you what's up what's up bro stay black yeah so you know just about for the continuous icon uh let me call you back all right well well well prodigal song has returned what's up joyce hey you know me just trying to make the world a better place one tile at a time what about you tinkle you still chasing the ambulances no man things have changed really probably changed ah my practice everything is just so much better since i left here really well the way i see it today ambulance chaser tomorrow ambulance chaser six months from now well you know and me well in a few days i'm gonna be the mayor after that state senator after that scandal impeachment for something you have done wrong i gotta take this george supporting call hello oh no no it wasn't busy at all [Music] i think it's helping a glaucoma girl job and get about your mama's house that you like having me around here you look like a baby but you're 25 years old it's time for you to start thinking about your future [Music] oh precious lord we bow our heads in heartfelt thankful prayer for all the ways you've blessed our lives our father [Music] bollocks you think they'll notice that yes something smells good and that's wonderful because we're absolutely peckish meal now you're interrupting it come on in all right hey everyone how are you sunshine sunshine where are you she's behind you um right here he's not you boy yeah come here i haven't seen you since you were big as a toy soldier it's good to see you sunshine meet my people hey everybody i'm sunshine damn my first name is sun and my last name is shine but they call me sunshine for sure ah sunshine short for sunshine welcome home uncle nick well we brought wine yes we did [Music] harry make me in the kitchen plate are you okay girl it's just this cheap ass thong nippy bought me keeps irritating my ass everything looks so delightful this girl this ain't nothing wait till you see dinner tomorrow then you will see how we do it down here i can't wait hey cornbread please collard greens please pass me that wine bottle no boo boo you gotta eat something first i'm not dealing with your slap yourself okay fine pass me that barbecue chicken thank you that's a drunk why did you come back anyway mom you invited me [Music] i guess so don't worry mom i'm not lashed i promise i'll build my best behavior scout's honor you better cause i'm not too old to put my foot in your ass yes you are mo yeah we're gonna see the one you had on last week you don't get it girl where where your table man is that get off the damn phone i gotta go man hey send me that picture though yeah they love it too yeah grandma he probably gets more action because he's been locked up really well i'd never date somebody that's been in jail oh no not me that's my girl well i get it you know sunbitch is just like danger my last three boyfriends all have felonies i mean nothing serious it was not serious sunshine didn't kill anybody that i know of what about you neil any felonies yeah i pleaded a fit hey uncle nippy i i really love your accent nippy would you find love where is it from is it british australian i have such a hard time telling the difference right how long have you been in america listen my brothers never left the south much like the country this crazy been talking like that ever since some kids kicked his ass in middle school when they woke up he had that stupid accent and all kinds of doctors can't none of them figured out really so wait boo-boo you're telling me you ain't from england at all no to the new england lava when we done here you and me are gonna have a conversation because you have some explaining to do if you want to continue to get some of this so do you keep that accent when you get upset i don't know i don't get upset that's true my booboo is a big old light-skinned buddha [Music] that is fascinating mom fancy's talking about it but the truth is no stop not enough i'll tell you about by the way is this food gluten free do you mean gluten free that's what i said well what is that it's the stuff in the food that makes you fat all you need to know is it's free and if your dumb ass don't want none let the door hit you where the good lord split you i'll eat it this time thank ma'am grandma what you got planned for us this weekend i ain't got [ __ ] planned i am the entertainment but you gotta ask boss lady over there what you got planned we got bertha's birthday denim potty tamara and oh you know what grandma's got her home girls coming over so expect some loud ass music and some drunk old ladies running around we got church sunday and i can't do church what oh yeah don't worry about me though my church right here i don't worry about you amen anything planned for the night yeah you know i was thinking maybe we could go to blaze whoa skatering yeah [Music] we in i love skating that place is still open yeah unfortunately for you it is we got some unfinished business there bro come on man when you let it go that was a long time ago really guys please don't start that [ __ ] y'all ain't 15 no more once one time you beat me at something you won't let it go i won't let it go you keep bringing it back up clearly you haven't let it go besides winning the life is so much sweeter how's being an overpaid ambulance chaser winning according to the post in about three months i'm about to be the first black mayor of our great city although my clients may not be perfect citizens everybody deserves to come to representation even you well i'm just trying to make the future a little brighter for the people of our community i'm proud of you by the way have you met my beautiful wife dr stacy cleaver we love you both and we're equally proud of you stop it so we're going to blaze away whoa that ti want your house to rest [ __ ] i forgot yeah yeah that's my point hope you learned a lesson this time shouldn't have been slinging that [ __ ] in the first oh [Applause] looks like we got the place practically to ourselves yeah i was surprised the place was still open well not for long periods closing down after let's go all right well let's do it then let's go what's that family hey you trying to get locked up again it's cool i talked to my boy half dead so mad y'all be my ankle bracelet okay now if you get arrested and it's on you man it's cool it's a weekend please don't worry about me okay hey take my spot on georgetown hey wait no man we don't go here it's on come on now this is your time let's go [Music] really you want it again are you okay oh it's funny huh no you're really hurt did you see what george did see this is why i don't come down here these people don't respect me it's not these people this is your family honey everyone's having such a good time why can't you yeah they're having a good time laughing at me as usual i think you're being a little oversensitive i'm either laughing with you does it look like i'm laughing no big sensitive baby how do you manage to put a smile on my face all the time practice come on let's go have some fun i guess it was a little funny a little bit come on oh no i'm sorry we can take care of him with his family we won't let him leave the grounds an ankle bracelet it's not a toy to be tampered with okay but we'll take care of him please not gonna let him leave the ground you do the crime you gotta pay the price i have this attorney i'm also this brother so i'm taking full responsibility for him you know i can get this barred come on let's go pretty cool huh yeah yeah yeah that was a couple of years ago at a fundraising event in houston i thought you were a republican i am i was a democrat then yeah your brother went over to the dark side were you either rich or stupid to be a republican which one of you george well he's not rich i do what it takes to serve the people and right now that means running as a republican sure you keep telling yourself that ain't that what's that man it's a peach shine light i made it myself you ought to give it a try no that's illegal right so what you're going to have your uncle arrested then come on knock of course not yeah i'll try it god damn this is awful he's drinking up waiting at you there we go we're running it we running setting them hey can you take my spot i got to take this car no i'm good man come on man take my spot get out of play mr hollywood guess we'll see huh george [Music] big joker y'all set i'm serious i just said you lost and we gonna pop feel the chance and you want to be very careful in this step because this is where most people catch on fire a lot of people catch on fire oh what do you mean a lot of people catch on fire oh god [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] if you don't get it out of there i am not going to stay here tonight hey look i don't know how to get this thing out of here this is your room it has been my room for a very long time i am gonna go get pops all right you know what to do will you relax oh no audrey promise mama we keep the house and family that was long before the bottom fell out of the market that was our retirement and your disability is not nearly enough i don't know what we'll do if we don't sell [Music] what about the children we got to tell them soon tell us what oh tinkle you startled me baby son all right what's going on with the house pop mom thinks we should sit i don't want to but we're treading water okay well how does grandma feel about it i don't know how does grandma feel about what doesn't anybody knock anymore they want to sell the house woodhouse this house stupid close the door now you two are the only ones that know and we need you to please keep this quiet until we can figure it out i don't need berta off and a huff for no reason now you know you can't sell the house until after the election right why well since i actually live in houston i have to use this address to be here to run for office out here i wouldn't want that to get out my opponents could use that against me we'll do it we can sign but we have to do what's best for us all right i understand okay hey paul by the way i think there's an animal stuck in the walls of our room yeah i know welcome home bro what do you mean you know stacy's going crazy freaking out about this sorry son forgot it's probably a squirrel they crawling in through the chimney sometimes gets stuck in the wall tell stacy not to worry can't get out called exterminate in the morning all right thanks bob what the hell is going on in here hey grandma there's nothing going on in here i bet not be up in here planting some surprise party you know i hate that [ __ ] this family is too full of secrets what did your dad say he said it's probably just a squirrel that fell down a chimney got stuck behind the wall you can't get out so don't worry about it i'll call the guy in the morning okay but if that noise continues we are going to a hotel hey it's fine with me what's wrong huh what's wrong baby my parents may have to sell the house oh god that means my turkey has to be amazing otherwise that's the last thing that they're gonna remember i highly doubt that'll be the last thing we'll remember unless it turns out badly thanks as if i don't have enough pressure babe come on relax you'll do fine so why are you so worried about this place anyway that you didn't care about it yeah i thought so too you know it makes me happy i mean this is your home where you grew up should mean something to you yeah all right maybe [Music] [Music] but it's just [Music] [Applause] i wanna see what's in the bag [Applause] [Music] i'ma take you down sunshine yeah come here coming so um [Music] anybody have any questions about what y'all preparing [Music] no i feel good cool now if y'all get overwhelmed or y'all need help with anything don't be afraid to ask let's get to work well i do got a question what's up sunshine why is it that us girls are in the kitchen doing all the cooking while the boys are outside playing games eating and relaxing while we sweating it out in this kitchen because that's the way it's always been seems fair to me them [ __ ] can't even boil water but i'm a feminine and i believe in equal rights for women yeah what a femininist you mean a feminist that's what i said i'm a feminist why don't you sit your ass down and finish peeling the potatoes don't assume i'm dumb just because i'm pretty i'm smart too okay if you say so i am grandma bertha what can i ask you a question depends on what is it a stupid ass question i don't think so okay what is it wait as you know george and i are getting married real soon do you have any advice for newlyweds to have a great marriage yes i do but it ain't for newlyweds all y'all need to know this oh yo most important thing to remember is to never go to bed mad at each other no matter what dumb [ __ ] he said or done that day no matter what the second most important thing to remember is a woman must always keep herself clean and attractive in every sense of the word and you got to keep your [ __ ] clean at all times tell them grandma bertha oh bertha keep your [ __ ] smelling real good with with a little fragrance that man will love you forever i guarantee it well thank you grandma bertha you are welcome so how long will you marry grandma oh i wasn't married too long cause i was young and dumb and that [ __ ] ass ran off with a white woman no but i had a whole lot of boyfriends though [Music] [Applause] y'all need help with anything nope we good now but what happened to gina she got to work today she's not gonna make it to dinner i'm trying to get out by five but you know how that go that uptight heifer is useless in the kitchen anyhow right come on right now you don't like her but she do want to help out more who's flash grandma the only one that don't like her nobody does bark bigger than her bite i bet a good one but i don't like the way she speaks to you harry it's not so much what she says but the way she says it she talks to him like that because he don't [ __ ] a girl i don't care what a [ __ ] does if he's knocking your back out every night you ain't speaking to him the way that woman speaks to my grandson i'm speechless grandma truth is a painful [ __ ] well no no i'm gonna go ahead and leave you want some help with that oh no i got it thanks [Music] okay y'all boys be careful yeah hey what's up sexy need to help with that it's okay i've got it all right backwards [Music] whoa you okay okay you guys i'm okay i can do it i can do it i can help thank you william oh i can do it pops oh yeah that's it that should do it yeah that should be it thank you no problem thank you not a word of this debate okay don't worry we'll keep an eye on it for you probably ain't a good idea to be trying to fry turkey in high heels she did look cute though pops that's your sister-in-law boy hey come on i'll just sit back and watch still could suck at all huh bro i play a different type of ball george oh yeah what kind of thing it kind of pays dividend i win no you want a rematch didn't you knock tinkle out when you boys were in middle school yeah it was like a scene from that uh ice cube movie damn so you mean you gotta knock the [ __ ] out i know it was a sucker punch you know that nip suck rematch let's do a rematch right now oh come on i'm money on thinking a little mad all right all right huh if you must just take it to the front y'all okay let's go out george huh that's where your money is you know come on it's real this is against my better judge come on out yo you gotta be ready at all times come on let's go oh baby it's always about george huh huh huh don't even mean anything to you well you don't give a [ __ ] about us so why should we give a [ __ ] about you man [ __ ] you dj stop it we do love you tinker here's why i stayed away nothing i do is good after you pop nothing the door's good enough for you nothing hey oh son wait son can't you see that that boy needs you now i know i shouldn't have came here no [ __ ] coming out get your stuff and let's go listen don't talk to me like that i know that you are upset but we're only going to be here a couple more days and think about your granny and how she will feel i have never seen you act like this because i'm sick of this [ __ ] stace that's family for you but maybe it's you who needs to think differently you think that they see you as the black sheep when in fact they are very proud of you hey you do not understand they treated me like [ __ ] when i was a kid so being here is bringing back a life that i've been trying to forget maybe you can't see it right now but all that you are is because of your past good or bad couldn't have been that bad i mean look at all those trophies you won as a kid george won most of those oh well which one did you win smallest one there wow wow so you were the captain of your debate team huh damn right we won state champs well maybe that's why you're such a wonderful lawyer it's in your blood i know you think i'm a good lawyer of course silly oh stays come on baby why don't you just relax hmm kiss me let me take your mind off this no wait you know what no let's just go home come on let's get out of here no we are not leaving well yes we are come on get your stuff and let's go we are not leaving james now listen this is your family and your granny is 80. how much longer do you think she's gonna be around i just need you to calm down take a nap or something besides i've worked way too hard on that damn turkey we are not going anywhere yet wow james james james jake james you okay harry this is really not a good time for this camera loves you hey you okay i've just never seen him like this tickle and pops do have a complicated relationship really yeah goes back to when we were kids everything he did was overshadowed by george wow and it probably doesn't help that you guys call him tinkle yeah maybe you stop you're making me blush you are so cute harry take some pictures of us okay okay y'all look like a couple of dykes oh i don't know who's dumb of you or nippy don't play yourself cause i call him how i see him girl whatever bye harry you can take some pictures of me show me something show me something all right pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop okay i gotta go i'll see y'all later bye don't tear my ass too hard i'll move your ass sunshine oh my god she is a mess do you like being a dad can't say that i really planned it but i love it quite a sad face james doesn't want to have kids but you do i mean i didn't when we first got married [Music] but i do now i think you'd be a great mom really yeah oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] [Music] my god [Music] you think it's okay yeah it's fine it's not even really burnt i don't think that anybody knows [Music] hey everything okay out here [Music] are okay laughing at me no somebody really trying to get your attention lorna lorna evans deja's friend yep are y'all still friends yes best friends that's cool so did you recognize me you did do i ain't saying anything didn't look like you wanted the attention besides you're like this famous lawyer now no we see you on tv all the time didn't want to seem like a groupie or nothing your family is so proud of you actually everyone in town is they even run a story on you in the paper we have a clipping of it over there on the wall khadija's the one who brought it in so my sister brought this in yeah she did wow that's cool that's all right hmm you know i had the biggest crush on you growing up every time you came up i just stared my window and just look at you really you were always so quiet so what are you married or what's going on why still interested it's too late yeah i'm married she must be something special to bring you and she is great and oh no nope let me close out all right james starting to worry about you give me a call back and let me know that you're okay i love he's you not picking up he does this all the time he'll be back when he cool down hola como prado are you darling oh child don't be calling here with no block number i thought you was one of them damn bill collectors hold on deja it's for you who is your grandma lorna hey he was yeah thanks bye what i said nothing keep it that way any news that was my friend lorna she said he just left her bar and was on his way here [Music] whoa whoa sorry i startled you is this 1161 lavender lane yeah somebody call an exterminator oh yeah come on man yeah thanks [Music] baby i am so sorry that's okay i probably deserved it look i just want to say to everybody that what one question who the hell is that oh that's exterminated pops call yeah i did this way get yourself together yo grandma oh that's funny i'm sorry it's kind of funny [Music] get in the house our house [Music] nippy scared you huh hell yeah a minute yeah i thought he was really gonna shoot me oh that stupid ain't gonna shoot nobody they have me food if there's one thing you need to remember is this never [ __ ] with another man's money or his [ __ ] and you will live a long life so i was thinking about what you said yesterday i need to make moves ain't trying to end up like uncle [ __ ] what's no i'm good you okay grandma i want to thank you for that don't worry about it man get my baby bro and i love you you gotta get it together soon man you hear me yeah i know bro okay yo actually it was something i wanted to talk to you about okay what's up grandma don't you knock anymore i'm sorry well my door was open what's wrong you okay they're trying to sell my house aren't they i don't know grandma you know tina i know what they're doing please don't let them sell a home it has to stay in the family [Music] so [Music] thinks it's a family of squirrels he kept the hole in the wall they climbed back up to the attic a family yeah but what's he doing now trying to smoke him out big bro i told you don't waste my money on an exterminator i brought my 22 just in case we have it under control nippy yeah well it don't look so to me no is there anything okay with you in sunshine oh yeah we're fine she just needed a little tune-up if you know what to me she's good as me okay what about will oh i just wanted to scare the lad that shotgun hasn't been loaded in six months thank god damn nippy how many guns do you have got three in my house come on big bro let me up there and shoot that thing it's coming down it's coming out security game secure the case holy [ __ ] what i was wrong no family just one big cinnamon [Music] lisa's out the house i bet that would have been some good eating i lost my damn appetite pops all uh i'll just spray around the house for you yeah thanks come on bobo come on boy black is excuse me everybody y'all remember my friend lorna hi everyone [Applause] hey are you okay [Applause] it's gonna be okay it's gonna be fine all right yes sir place is protected pretty good now thanks gene you're welcome hey gene you're welcome to sit down and have dinner with us ah no thank you i i gotta get on back okay yeah what's that [Music] uh-oh [Applause] open the window [Applause] [Music] everything's wrong it's all ruined i am so bummed i worked so hard on those greens too you know i tasted those greens before that hillbilly [ __ ] everything up and that was good are you sure you don't have a little black in you you did good you know i'm really sorry you guys didn't get to taste my turkey i really just wanted you to know what a good cook i am and that i could be a really good mother as well a doctor you're pretty stupid being a good cooks don't make you a good mom just make you a good cook the whole point of this is to bring the family together that's all look we're all here with this nasty ass chinese [ __ ] and we're still happy and why because the family's together you'll be a great mom if you want to be a great mom wait why you so worried about being a great mom okay [Music] i wanted to tell you later but everyone here wait wait how how what the hell your girl probably put it on you so good you couldn't pull out that's how she knew what she was doing didn't just stay sick we know come on let's toast the newest clive on the way congratulations son all right settle down i i got something to say something i've been uh holding as a secret for almost 60 years i'm not high yellow i'm not light skinned and not even octoroon what'd you tell my grandma yeah grandma what are you talking about you're not light skinned i'm really really light skinned grandma are you saying that you're white what i'm a cracker one hundred percent caucasian oh my god that must have been so hard oh you're one of me oh it's possible oh my god son your mother was our maid and i loved her so much she raised me up real good her name was elizabeth jones listen lizzy died giving birth to you son our family wasn't very nice they wanted to bury the baby with lizzy and the child was healthy and very much alive i couldn't let them do it so i took the baby and i got on a train and i came to texas wow grandma now back then no one would understand a 22 year old white woman with a black child so i moved to the black part of town and everybody thought i was mixed so grandma is white this is going to be great in my campaign speech my grandmother 22 year old white woman kidnaps a black baby and runs away from home to save his life that's the best argument for pro-life i've ever heard am i you sure you ain't a republican yeah i know it's hard for you try to remember it's not about you this time george right but i guess i am pro-life cause why else would i be stuck with that drunk fool you don't even look white i had a little help i've been taking melanin tablets for almost 50 years it turned my skin dark and my eyes brown and even made my hair kinky but it has had a lot of side effects what kind of side effects so why are you telling us this now grandma grandma is sick real come on don't mind is that true don't fuss over me i am 80 years old how many people can claim that and i am grateful for every year i have on this earth and i ain't never been a greedy [ __ ] i've had a great life a wonderful life oh grandma we need you i may leave you soon but we've got a new cleaver on the way now that's what i call the circle of life i want you all to remember me happy having fun talking [ __ ] drinking acting a fool that's what i want not in some pretty box with tears in your eyes cheer up it's time to get this party started tell them hakuna matata um i had something to say too we were just gonna wait to share this with the family but right now feels like the right time as y'all know me and lord have been best friends for like eight you know since we were like eight years old we more than friends child this ain't no goddamn news we knew you was a bull dagger for this he scared the [ __ ] out of us we all know that [Music] she's gay i knew it damn grandma tell me that ain't nice to me i knew it so it's okay to call you [ __ ] and hoes but i can't call you a [ __ ] please you said that well [ __ ] i mean we're moving in together next month and i'm happy for you really i can see that y'all really do love each other i got this on the room well welcome to the family lorna officially it's nice to finally be a cleaver [Music] with only high school diploma i built up a good company from nothing company i hope one day one of my four boys had taken over when i couldn't do it anymore [Music] that's what it's called cleveland sun septic pump but after my back injury followed my hard work six on the yard over there none of you even asked me about it you never said it to my face but i knew it i felt it you weren't ashamed of me your friends made fun of you i know i heard it all it hurt yeah i cleaned up other people's [ __ ] for a minute they living gave you all a good life mother and your grandmother never had to work you all went to good school keep our family together i'm up for my years and i ain't got nothing to show for it i just need to get that off my chest excuse me james wait so many secrets i bet you have some secrets too and when you're ready we're here [Music] you are my secret all of you my family is my secret too many secrets that's it no more secrets now wipe those sad faces away and put on some music so me and my girls can get to dancing [Music] okay let's party come on y'all come on help me up [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] some night you don't love her any less do you oh no okay i love mama she's the only mother i've ever known she's been good to me that's why i can't sell this house audrey we gotta find another way what do we do i don't know pray about it for a few weeks and see where the lord takes us [Music] okay i love you love you too do you know about khadijah oh i suspected and tell me i don't know how i feel about that just don't seem natural well isn't it great that tinkle and his wife are having a baby it's wonderful yes it is i hope it's another grandson come in hey ma boss yes what's up son i uh been giving a lot of thought about the house and what it means to the family what about you son what does it mean to you that means a lot to me too i'm glad well we just finished this big case and i was thinking that uh yeah i know one uh with the rapper sean duane well sean wayne but pops you follow my cases your father follows all of your cases son really yeah you got uh one coming up with that uh union man who stole all the money from the unions well allegedly he's innocent until proven not to be all right yeah well that one i hope you lose well i was gonna take the bonus i get and to pay off the note on the house oh my god you would do that but you you have a baby coming i think we'll manage mom i bless you tinkles thank you so much baby now i gotta run this past stacy too but i think she would agree this the right thing to do oh well well one thing can we keep this a secret not even george much as i love to rub it in his face it's not about me and my brother it's about the family so no all these secrets i know hope is the last one i hope y'all get some rest i love you love you too baby [Laughter] [Music] yes i'm sorry how long have you know four weeks four weeks babe no it's just you said no kids and i didn't know how to tell you i guess you changed your mind about that and you i understand why you don't want to have kids i have no doubt in my mind we're gonna be amazing parents you gonna have a baby yes i love you [Music] i love you there's something else i want to talk to you about yeah i've been thinking what if i use my bonus to help my parents save the house absolutely it's the right thing to do i'm so great come here what's that oh this is your brother's last movie oh it's great you have to see it i've seen his stuff yes off well maybe he's gotten better no he hasn't stays look harry is an overgrown child he's a dreamer and some might say a con artist this is your brother we're talking about don't you see what he's doing cause that's his m.o he charms you and then he asks you to write him a check how much he asked you for 25 000. i knew it why don't you feel stupid no i don't oh you don't i still think he's talented and more importantly this is his dream if we can help him with this then we should so national diagnosis dr cleaver yes and people pay me a lot of money for my opinion oh they do he really worked you over huh yes he did like you said he is a charmer yeah okay so this is his latest movie the slap the slap what's that are you the slap it's good i want you to watch it and i want you to watch it before you leave my god okay okay okay i'll watch it for you slap i love you i love you hmm [Laughter] [Music] uh that thing tried to molest me honey i don't think the dog molested you so did you piss on the couch to tickle wait a minute let me check okay okay all right maybe i'm gonna need therapy after this oh sorry about that old chap you know bobo loves you yeah bubble he loved you long time it's not funny it's not funny it's [Music] oh wow so did you like harry's movie no it was actually pretty funny you're all right i told you yeah he's getting better it's crazy i had this this this dream that grandma was white and khadijah was a lesbian you were pregnant that happened yesterday sweetie wait my grandmother's wife [Applause] oh [Music] she's gone damn you ain't no goddamn doctor i'm sorry granny i thought you did i ain't dead yet [Music] it sure was nice to have you all in church this morning yes it sure was i wish i could have went get your [ __ ] together and you can come hey harry and that short film was really funny man man i'm glad you liked it i appreciate that big bro let's talk later let me have your attention for a few seconds please no more secrets this is no secret i have something i want to say it's so good to have tinkle and his wife stacy with us tinkle baby i want you to know we love you baby we always for a young man who grew up thinking his family didn't love us maybe you've done very well and we're all so proud thank you mama i want you to know that this house and this land will be in this family always no matter what good i can die now i was really really mood about what you said last night at dinner for years i was so focused on what i thought you didn't give me growing up but now i realize how much you sacrificed for all of us i didn't understand then but now i see you were teaching me how to think for myself [Music] you taught me lessons on how to work hard be a man and now a father i wouldn't have this wonderful life it weren't for you and mom i love both of you pops i love you man but you know funny thing is i really did following your footsteps how's that i mean you know i'm a lawyer that's true but all i do all year long is clean up other people's [ __ ] [Laughter] well mama i appreciate you both too i got something to say too i guess i'll stand up um pops me and tinkle was talking about the family business tink signed me up for this online course accepted development and found your old client list and a lot of those folks are still around my uncle's gonna help me with the business what's your uncle that's uncle popes i i've been uh doing some thinking as well and we're not going to let this family business fail i know i'm near the end and also my sunshine has agreed to marry me if i give up the sauce and i'm six and a half hours sober [Applause] oh yeah pops you found these too i got you fox we caught you pups and i'm gonna be the office manager thank you all so much that's my boy my sons [Applause] oh no baby you sit down we just relax okay one more one more to an amazing matriarch grab my birthday grandma if it wasn't for your courage we wouldn't be here today we love you and we will always love you and i'm gonna do my part to make sure this family stays together and i ask all of you to do the same your wife at 22 years and black for 58. i think that settles it thank you grandma now that we all know that you're white can't be calling us the n word no more yeah the hamburg i can't say it no please it doesn't like family to the cleavers [Music] as the saying goes blood is thicker than water partner you can't change that in me that's just the way that i was brought up me and my kid folk alike we may argue we may tussle we may fight but at the end of the night we still tight all right understand you can't break this bond it's double 07. family love stands to test the time that's twenty four seven three sixty five three sixty six on leap year the people that i hope near will never had another fear okay yeah we got a couple of secrets but we ain't really trippin cause we all know how to keep it you gotta have big skin if you trying to be kid cause clevers love jones and yeah we get it in ain't nothing like my family me and the family we go hard for the family [Music] ain't nothing like my family the family that's just who we are i admit it my fam ain't your average yeah we be from the regular but that's because we passionate whether it's spades or down my nose nookie sunshine and william me my wife and my video george and tinkle rolling around in the dirt till one of them want a perk now we ain't perfect but we make it all work that's 24 7 every day of the year the people that i hold here will never had none of fear okay yeah we got a couple of secrets but we ain't really trippin cause we all know how to keep it gotta have thick skin if you tryin to be king cause the clever love jones and yeah we get it ain't nothin like my family me and the family we go [Music] the family for the family we go hard ain't nothing like my family [Music] this family's strong we hold each other down you should have known [Music] ain't nothing [Music] [Applause] the family for the family we go hard ain't nothing like my family the family that's just who we are [Music] hey [Music]

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Length: 90min 45sec (5445 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 14 2022