Comedians & Their Most Wild Audience Interactions

that is so weird it's all so uncomfortable so you're really a surgical let me ask you a question and all I want is I yeah what is your first name again Kim okay and all I want is a yes or a no from you because I always we hear these stories at parties and I think they're and they're just hearsay but all I want is a yes or no from a real professional Kim we hear stories about people coming into an emergency room and they have a rectal exam and they find things in there that should not be in there Kim yes or no yes okay the floor is yours foreign [Applause] no you don't have to you don't have to tell us the hospital you don't have to tell us the name but to hear it from a real professional what was the object what was the object gerbils nobody had gerbils in there no no how does that happen how do you get a gerbil in there that's the last time I go to a pet store with no pants on I was I was leaning against the cage there was three in there now there's only two where's the where'd the gerbil go where did the where's the gerbil where is the gerbil medically how do they remove that I guess they just have the guy bend over and put some cheese on his nuts right a gerbil in my ass I would die before I'd go see somebody with it because how do you go to the doctor's office can I speak to a doctor well what's the problem foreign were you really there for this how do you keep a professional face and that's why you guys wear masks you know like what is the person said what did you handle did you see it firsthand you did so what did they say what is what does a person like I wouldn't know what to say can you can I speak to the doctor you go to the pet store okay I'll buy the gerbil do you want the Habit Trail no I'll take care of that myself was it still alive [Applause] I was doing a comedy show now I'm doing a remedial seminar for the Animal Planet oh sure you got questions does it matter I hope it wasn't I hope it wasn't alive it was it was still live well that's nice that's nice oh such a such a cute story did one of the nurses take it home what does my gerbil smell like you got weapons as a kid you got weapons what's the worst spanking you got with what you don't remember bro that's child abuse what's the worst woman what's my name I know this tell that to me all the time or someone just walked in here right now while I'm putting on my belt like what kind of show is going on right here I thought it was a pastor on stage and he's getting Mexican you don't remember what the worst thing you got work with I'm asked the black people next to you y'all know all right what's the worst cookie you got with what a pant yo how you get whooped with a pan you do your homework Jamal I ain't doing nothing mom shut up watch like I don't even know what you did you deserve it you know what I mean like that's that's yeah see one time my mom beat me with my brother so I understand where you're coming from it's for real she was mad at both of us she was like I'm gonna kill two stones with one bird you guys shut up y'all knew what I meant okay it don't matter where the stone of the bird stuff is at same time you got what I'm saying it don't matter I'm not dumb I'm not not the dumb one in the family everybody got a dumb person in the family and if you don't think so it's you all right the same everybody got one dumb person I like how you just you pointing to your sister like you just why would you punch this she was like it's you like that's hilarious yeah it's my brother Justin obviously right that's everyone knows he's a dumb one in the family anyway so this this but this is the thing my mom thinks I'm the dumb one in the family and I know my mom thinks I'm the dumb uncle because when I was eight she spelled out a word she didn't want me knowing you know how some of y'all do your kids no more drink for Timmy cause he's about to go to bed that's what my mom did with Tony you know what she spelled out when I was eight eight and I wouldn't know and from my brother who's dumb right she said keep it a secret Justin do not tell p-r-e-a-c-h-e-r and I'm sitting like Pia that's me [Applause] my brother over there b-r-e foreign [Applause] your preacher who the heck is Pikachu [Music]

Channel: Laugh Society

Views: 37,010

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Id: 0KH-JB8A59w

Length: 5min 58sec (358 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 06 2022