Colin's Scottish Accent

oh this is sort of like gremlins colin has a pet gremlin called Greg he forgot to heed the warning to keep him away from water that's your scene right I'll throw in some easier styles as we go along righty-ho mr. a okay mr. B grimly what were you doing in the shower getting wet stand back I have my gremlin repellent spray not talcum powder yes dude something Scottish like like a Braveheart or something like that well you can dry me out by your narrow takeaway me freedom I'm a flash clever so don't expect me to buy the drinks didn't give me that rubbish yep we Barney barking knocking for him did you tell really buddy but you're not just and I Oh a very good shirt for this but I'm not sure the accents very convincing let's do an Australian soap opera while you're doing accents you've got all over me mate oh hi did you now you're dabbing all over yourself oh I hate Ben dune under Donna I cannot we're gonna stop you from being an dusty gremlin okay I have the Scots invading Australia I'll be on level-1 what makes Woody Allen you see if I get wet it creates a situation you unseemly and don't because you very large with it chest alarians and I can't I'm gonna go now because there's a lady gremlin and your thing is up and I gotta go in before Oh very good unlucky week there goes Colin trying to prove his British nationality her birthplace in Scotland of his great-great-grandfather but they weren't convinced another possible coverage of that it's not of a game called whose line believe it out we have a game called whose line during whose line for Colin Orion and in this game our audience for the show we asked our audience write down random lines here's Ryan's there's Colin's put those in your pocket and we pick a couple out put them example opes who put him in the pocket they've never seen him before and they have to use these lines during the scene you're going to be acting out a scene from Braveheart the night before the crucial battle with the English William Wallace was Colin and his fellow warrior Ryan realized that they're vastly outnumbered but vastly outnumbered that didn't seem to sway them I'm a bit worried I know I took the oath of the whatever we are us unfortunately I'm Dutch and we Dutch have a saying back in Holland and that saying is I did not have sexual relations with that woman oh we got to come up with a plan Oliver has a big colorful put on a bacon all right through and go look I got a head on a pike and I kind of have that oh they're gonna take your freedom and you know it oh they can't take my freedom but they can take me I guess cuz I didn't like it much never never never I'm out and over here if you don't mind we can Santa remember what my father told me your dear old daddy do I sound like a I'll sing it then I'll sing it vice make father Gary rain rain I am woman hear me roar I'd seen nothing appropriate didn't it boss my father only warned that calc you know I kept thinking oh you clap it with a little bit like a will say you're a woman is what you're telling me I am a woman you are a woman have you not noticed no I'd be too busy shouting there's nothing at all to beat a woman my mother was the greatest woman that ever lived I she'd waking up in the morning she said we Charlie Rich now we moved the mic when I was a child father was a military man she CI boy get up it's a new day and my friends all call me mister taggi she said it officer Dana I guess so hey there's two of us but into a or every 10,000 of them right so we'll confuse them you're doing a good job of me rolling straight through them shouting a battle cry and they'll be so a theater that's what your eyes are blazing at her legs are pumpin they'll run forever I suddenly I forgot Nikolai how do you forget a cry for company a coda yes I see Paris I see France I see someone be a thousand points in an apology to everybody watching him is from Scotland master of dialects freshens dialects you guys do all the here's the scene Colin is the Scottish owner of Jurassic Park the Scottish venture was it Ryan is the scientist to realize as things are going terribly wrong so you guys are doing the sound effects glory and take it away whenever you ready you never know when you might have to get out of here quickly cuz we got trouble here in the park oh cool let me turn out the radio close the curtain I'm sorry I'm a little yeah look we've got trouble here at the park huh it's so hard with everything going in such a world I know I wish they'd be doing just settle down sir Hey oh listen we'll complete silence that's what I mean something's up it's been too quiet around here lately Oh daddy daddy daddy daddy has still worked now go see mommy go see mommy you're shooting that have you children good boy that was my best impression Laura nice I'm gonna drop the power on the gate so we can go out into this end of the jungle sorry don't play with your mother I got the wrong switch I listen on electricity is flowing through it and now it's not the storm like drizzly in there happy with it listen it sounds like really heavy food you're the vocational go away there's a Tyrannosaurus like the Angus that's not a very big one easy but they will get bigger oh thank God the choppers here it's never gonna be able to lift us up with those tiny propellers had better phones you know cuz they're great Raptors they seem pretty peaceful perhaps we should go up there yourself and have a look around not unprotected we won't I'll just it play it away from me quick get in the Jeep yeah I bet the grandkids look forward to heard bedtime stories that's great guys that's a boy speech for you take him home I get to call this next game and it is for Kathy and Colin and this game involves you people a lot so I need your help in this game while they're doing a scene I'm gonna casion Utley stop the scene you'll freeze and I'm gonna come to you people four different styles different genres maybe of a film or theater or television or music or or whatever I want they're gonna have to continue the same scene in these different styles so be thinking of styles that maybe we don't get all the time so to start them off let's see you missin the sparkle number you what's your name Marnie Marnie where you from New York and what do you do there you do nothing and you live in North Carolina what's a strange thing to do in New York all right I'm gonna give you guys that the strange life of a woman named Marnie who lives in New York except is usually in North Carolina options did you feel that earthquake I'm not doing anything honey I wasn't blaming you for the earthquake I just said I did you feel the earthquake I'm just not doing anything and I am so bored hearing poor girl look at the window we're now in New York oh oh North Carolina has moved to New York because of thick plates of the earth this shifted yes please a style of film Western I heard Western furs continue as a Western let me just sashay over the window here and see what the hell's out there well my goodness gracious it looks like there's gonna be a shootout at the old K Corral get your gun honey well warning a little more warning I'm sorry I just haven't done anything for so long that I just didn't know what to do but please theater Ford's Theater not a specific cedar all right this continuing Ford's Theater run see a little long our American cousin may be a president we'll get assassinated is gonna be very awesome thank you sir for your incredible specificity for it's bloody theater good sir look up in the box its present in Abraham Lincoln oh come on please please freeze now we try this again can I get a genre that might take place in the theater huh Shakespeare thank you miss Shakespeare no good nurse yes mice mistress I I have what nothing to do today I would like to go and on to the village square and look for young men by pushing my bosom up high in my dress I I did well same as you when I was young I have pushed my bosom well beyond my chest and now is it does lay bye-bye muffin I do notice I am bleeding from the head and arm oh good nurse I just thought it was for the natural state of thy life as my servant Oh Juliet you are so young and know not much of the world those blood is leaving my body like a man who does not want to pay his bar check goodness I'm so tired of living here in North Carolina and then New York and in North Carolina in New York I want to me to come a boyfriend freeze ah let's see uh you sir where are your grandparents born right weird it worthy from Mexico continued in Mexico hola I cannot help but see that you have the gunshot wound in the shoulder Mexico mehico hi I got shot right in the arm right there did you see that that gotta : came right that you know I've only been in Mexico for three minutes and then I think I might settle don't go freeze freeze I'd like to apologize to your grandparents let's see yeah you missed a number between one and five three and a number between one and twenty 17 3 and 17 Cathy you may only speak in sentences containing three words in three words alone Collins 17 works and I'd like to continue in that bizarre part of Mexico that you guys request from aa senior gunshot oh I know you want a boyfriend and I'll do what I can for you if you actually want one here are you oh I know many a man who like to marry you cuz you are the most beautiful woman in this side of Mexico I oh I love your accent oh he's just a little thing I picked up when it was born is struggling to move over here texaco to stop let's hear from County Cathy

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Length: 16min 34sec (994 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 05 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/_Burgers_]

Och no!

[u/dattroll123]

LOL Ryan is dying in the background.

[u/gathayah]

Colin's Scottish Australian is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever seen.