Best of Stupid Game Show Answers (SGSA)

corinne miners and hoes no time starts now a group of pill pushers this is real fortune job it is our category it's worth $1,000 Greg an ace of kidneys how have you known George here seven years yeah now you are signing I noticed and that what does that tell us that means he's deaf and ugly child now you are a school counselor this term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker Ken what's a hoe no they teach you that in school in Utah huh al what's a rake a rake is right and a Tessman Helen Alvin Newt Brava --k who are three people have never been in my kitchen I don't know oh is the generic word for any living animal or plant including bacteria and viruses orgasm there are reasons which I won't go into but I can't accept I players tell me what type of vehicles are used to compete in the legendary Tour de France Alan again uh uh SUVs name a specific part of the body that women try to accentuate see breasts name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults get over Freddie penis what would be the ideal everyday temperature everybody disrobe hey-oh Hey like living on be a quitter name a kind bear farmer Papa a papa bear being something normally worn only by children michael clothes name something you might accidentally leave on all night your shoes I hope you won't take this the wrong way Kenneth but you are weird got a boyfriend I'm sorry I was just trying to get off the subject of schools I'm sorry Michael I forgive me a girlfriend have you got a girlfriend no I'm gay I'm a very happy little fella myself actually I mean something you feel before you buy it excited sir Irving's knighting the Queen slipped with her sword so instead of being knighted sir Irving was blanked bar Mitzvahed being a food bill surgeon has its drawbacks every time you make love he expects me to clean his weapon now we welcome you and ask you to tell us about yourself I live in Orange County I'm [ __ ] onion retired what country has the highest ratio of doctors to population the country with the most Jews I would say Israel you have a doctor and every family it's a cousin could be an uncle of less specialist I agree you agree with that Israel you're watching balls go back and forth at speeds of up to 160 miles an hour in what sport Jaggi when a man falls out of your boat and into the water you should yell Man Overboard now what should you yell if a woman falls overboard full speed ahead what should you do about a hairy back I close my eyes and imagine she's wearing an alpaca the law of what organization ends by stating the dismembers are brave clean and reverent alcohol anonymous Boy Scouts which left for the alphabet sounds exactly the same as a term for a female sheep you never mind well your husband say he is a basically more urban or rural Cathy I don't know what they mean you know how you married him what do you think ah heck he's urban he's urban how long has he been that way two months two months he's been you think there's anything you can do about he went to a doctor did the doctor give him anything for his urban he gave me something your husband says his favorite condiment oh I would say his pool table upstairs definitely all right I know her don't worry bun even got their karate school how many decades will your husband say his mother has lived Gloria tan decade gentlemen how many decades has your mother lived now you have a troubled look on your face what's the matter well I don't know what a decade is 24th birthday so she'd be good at four years decades you did ten decades tender gentlemen what is the very last traditional Jewish favourite your wife prepared for you choose ready with your answer tell me Johnny um corn okay he said that it's a just the top card Rick is really all I need this time I think is a bagels he said bagels yeah thank you go ahead and tell her Rick what are bagels I don't know I'm warming well tell me what is your favorite crustacean ray lobster all right Lori said your favorite crustacean is up the stuff in your eyes that's right wiping away what's the one thing you would hate to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television she said your last girlfriend was a hooker read that ender before what will your husband say is his very favorite kind of rodent George's very his very favorite kind of rodent his saxophone next question gentlemen what is the one thing the people on the other side of your street have more of than you do cars cars your wife said they have more more grass than you do yes I wouldn't bet on that gentlemen what Spanish word or phrase will your wife say best describes her bust Jimmy nada roses are red violets are blue on our wedding night my husband what we went to bed what country will your husband say the last foreign car he wrote in was manufactured friend the United States that's not a foreign country Oh Texas next question girls what will your husband say is his favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket Jane I say his meat the butcher what is the one product name that best described your romantic behavior on your wedding night I would say Dr Pepper Dr Pepper Cree okay she said you're the Jolly Green Giant I'm not that big five-point questions girls tell me where specifically is the weirdest place that you personally girls have ever gotten the urge to make whoopee you

Channel: Jared Hine

Views: 13,083,696

Rating: 4.8884249 out of 5

Keywords: best, sgsa, game show, answers, Moments, stupid, Funny, Comedy, Hilarious

Id: xv3gK2bmkAk

Length: 13min 11sec (791 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 26 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/LORDNASSE]

I like the part about the Jews.

[u/bub2000]

Re: Ken Jennings... Wasn't one of the correct answers eventually hoe?

[u/CopyX]

10 decades. They're both the same damn kind of stupid.

[u/[deleted]]

Andy Roddick: Baa?

[u/Ghostonthestreet]

My favorite that should have been in this video clip.

[u/Unlimited_Bacon]

They missed my favorite answer from the Family Feud: September

[u/[deleted]]

These people seem to have their game show strategy nailed down.

Step 1) Press the buzzer first before you even hear the entire question.

Step 2) Say the first thing that comes into your head.

[u/English_Mothafukka]

Why were the people on the last show so stupid?

[u/[deleted]]

60's and 70's girls were really sexy.