Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza - Episode 2 (UnCut)

from the penniless Hollywood theater at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas Nevada it's true carries and propaganda sorry Jeff gave us bobdor cash chip asta Colin Mochrie Greg Proops in style with special and your host everybody Jim Grand Hotel and Casino - carries in propaganda let's get the show started I'd like to do a game this is for Jeff and chip and Colin and Ryan Colin Ryan and Jeff and chip what's gonna happen is counter Ryan are gonna make up names of songs Jeff and chip are gonna sing them with the help of Bob door cash on piano Bob your cash please no fee and how about a hand for you see you lovely lady do you have a cousin yes what did your cousin do for a living farmer let's hear about songs of the farmer take it away Ryan and Colin you know there's a faraway land called Jamaica all right vacationed recently and they have a music style there that's so lovely they call the jazz ballad now I love my jazz vomits Oh who doesn't and when it comes to farming and it comes to jazz ballads there's one song that was on the top of the charts for over two days straight that jazz ballad hit dust storm Thank You c'n for coming down to the feed bar hay is half off over on stage Hey laughs OH dusty dusty wind sand in my shoes I can't grow it dancing - Wendy will be dust sandi teeth sandy sandy air we should probably wear some kind of ventilating mask a tumble we just went from there dust here comes a cycle just look at them I'll never find my aunty my wanderlust mayro there's something in my heart that keeps me safe it's a death it's your old trusty not damp and musty don't let your tractor tire low rusty I know you want to work on him and I am it's a simple simple prostate exam in this game Ryan and Colin are going to be doing a scene and whenever a moment of inspiration strikes Bob and the moment of whimsy Bob will be able to do an intro to a song and inform what will become a musical that Bob will soundtrack and score whenever he hears a line of dialogue from somebody that sounds like a title of a song that person and the scene must sing that song until the song is over and Bob will decide when the songs happen what kind of songs they are UMS what do you do for a living you're a nurse this you've been wonderfully thank you so much the scene is about nurses this is Bob's call hello Cloris hello Phyllis big operation today I'm so nervous I know it's your first operation but everything's gonna be fine you know ever since I worked my way up through the nurse ranks to become a doctor it's been so great the way you've supported me I'm always here for you I hope nothing goes wrong I know you've got a simple operation today there is the man right there that's where he is laying I know you want to work on him and I am it's a simple simple prostate exam what could possibly go wrong I don't know if I'm ready for this I nobody's ever ready for a prostate exam it's hard from both sides I know it's just like I can't think straight ever since Rex left for three weeks didn't leave the house didn't leave the house Rex left me he's such a louse I couldn't go outside when he left me mainly because he left me in and took away the key why do I love bastards look yeah we were both married to that man and it's time to forget him now Rex is gone I'm here for you now I guess Phyllis thank you it's comforting to know that you're a doctor if anything goes wrong with me you'll always be around the size of that that's amazing I passed a stone the size from a top ball and I didn't feel a thing they'd seen men cry because of that well I'm not a man number one man can pass stones - that's what I'm saying I'm saying you're better than a man maybe that's why it was so easy for me you're right it's time for me detect this man's prostate lying there I think I am the meanest first I'll move this little guy nice penis put on the glove put on some gel here we go that didn't take any time at all no you should've put him out first that cost extra I gotta tell you something Phyllis is it about the prostate exam yes I found your wedding ring thank you I took it off an hour ago I was in a rut how was I to know you'd find my ring inside his buck put your hand back in gave it a little twist lift him up high and be a ventriloquist sorry I just thought he might fill in for the man work well my god I seen so much I think he's dying from a prostate exam I think I may have gone a little too far up clear I think I dislodged something when I went up his butt it's really bad right hand in a rut but to shock them back to life look at him sitting there healthy as a bird but missing all of his pubic hair nice to go naked and play that is true that's a fact in the tax the matter of fact I think I'll get the Brazilian wax Coenen true we're gonna do a scene right now and I get to call this game and it involves you people because you throughout this scene are gonna have to help me out and help them out with genres styles of maybe theater or film or television or music or poetry or anything like that so be thinking of that in the back of your heads or in any part of your head that you use to think about things and they will have to I will freeze from time to time in their scene get a new style from you people and they must use that style and continue the same scene in the different genres so to start them off let's see you with the writing on the thing what did your name Giovani you tell him in Mexican and uh see um he always gets Mexicans and Italians mixed up all right you're Italian are you guys married I'm Mexican Italian all right I'm gonna give you one of you is a Mexican what-have-yous an Italian this is trying to guess from my accent which one I am I'm a little worried about our restaurant a people just are not the coming and they showed I was the father Italian a Mexican diffusion would you bring your people in ways that they're not coming in okay I heard of horror I think horror was it whore over there horror thank you sir horror oh they don't like our restaurant because it is covered with eggs sorry it's incredible ass look at them they're taking over there I saw Ron Holloway pip we must do the ads wait that one is signaling to us it's saying freeze it's not a theater kabuki thank you let's see a little kabuki telling us to serve breakfast I am so very embarrassed that the answer here please I notice are you sir another set of theater right this one theater you get the assist on that one the girl gets the assist musical well what kind of musical huh cats continue in the style of the musical Cats if you will I used to dream of opening restaurants and sold it all how are we supposed to know would be covered with ants I'd like to die from innocent tell me sir undercover the cupboard with please you sir the unbuttoned shirt there which you what's your favorite the movie the last year or two Black Swan continued in Black Swan I have a confession freeze another set of theater melodrama Shakespeare a very dramatic Shakespearean scene now niggas me want to throw up vomit completely on the floor until the blood from my innards cover the earth you may think it's strange to see the ants up on the floor as they do what and wijl I do like the ants when they bring me joy and joy I do like to spread out in my restaurant you a number between one and five and a number two so seven she said sorry she's at seven then three will take seven and three thank you you saved me a lot of time there drew you can only speak in sentences containing three words and three words alone Colin's seven word sentences and continued in Shakespearean upon fire you say pie you say huh if thou does not have my way since that piece o is so easy for thee to say I do promise you I kill ants no you don't do you protect these ants that dust please all right I want you to both speak in sentences of three words apiece but I want you to do the final number from cats three words sentences alone that's right buddy boy believe me leave me be me Oh our last game of the evening and all of us are gonna play in here a Ryan's gonna conduct it for us what we're gonna do is we're gonna tell a little story collectively but we'd like to bring on a friend of art well not a fret okay let me explain today you know we were walking around in the daytime on the strip and we were in between the the casino that's shaped like the pyramid and the other one that shaped like the castle and we saw a kid he was walking around just the cutest little kid he had big brown eyes and he came up to us remember and he goes I love you guys I've seen you do your improv before in your comedy and and I wonder if there's any tickets to the show tonight and I said you know no off we're sold out and if you don't mind giving him a chance we just met him on the street today ladies and gentlemen Charlie Sheen and all of our wallets are gone okay so what's gonna happen we're gonna be in a line here Charlie's got a mic okay so I'm gonna explain this to Charlie too because he's never done this before so what's gonna happen is I'm gonna tell a story here or they're gonna tell a story I'm gonna be conducting this story so I'm gonna be pointing to different people at different times so if I was pointing to Jeff Jeff would be telling this story if I if I skipped over to Greg he's gonna pick up exactly where Greg left off and keep the story going back and forth over to Charlie yes what we gonna do he's ready okay so what we need is a how about from you I would give me the title of a fictional fairy tale make up the name of a fairy tale for me dum-dum baloney down below down below what was supposed to you're intelligent baloney baloney some baloney we'll find out charlie here we go balloon here we go princess dumb baloney awoke for long hair flowing across her pillow she was looking for love and something to attach the hair to her head she looked out the window and saw nothing except a man riding far far away on a gallant white steed he was wearing chucks in a big 10 gallon hat this was the man of her dreams his name was Manuel Manuel was a rancher from Argentina ciaossu a dead hooker and what I mean by that in the strange far-off land Emanuele had just come from to revive the people who we've worked them along by having sex with them all of the children of the land were given by their parents to one certain Kingdom where they would all know that dumb Bologna was their queen and so he rode manfully towards the castle walls and charlie sheen's the dead hooker he knew this because he read it on TMZ and when I said the best part of dead hookers is you don't have to pay afterward and it's you always get your parking tickets validated suddenly ice princess dumb baloney was looking at the window Manuel jumped off his horse saw her gazing at the world and said can I get a prenup you bitch trashy

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Length: 22min 6sec (1326 seconds)

Published: Thu May 16 2013