Cole Sprouse Reads Thirst Tweets

there's a lot of and Dick play here I got to calm down for a second and I'm like crossing my legs now I'm getting hot hello everyone I'm Cole sprous I'm here with BuzzFeed and we are going to read some thirst tweets I'm hoping for something really depraved something that makes me think I want Cole sprous to sing into my pick a song I'm right there karaoke baby I would let Cole sprouts lick Danimals off this get the danals then come on bring it out Co Sprouts could throw it in any hole just throw it in the aim is perfect I would blow Cole sprouts Harder Than a Game Boy cartridge that one's great that one's [ __ ] poetry I'm ashamed that I want Co Sprouts 5 in deep in these Cuts but it is what it is I like that 5 in very specific how' you know subtle reminder that K Sprouse's nostrils are in the shape of perfect love hearts that's nice you should see the boogers inside I wonder what type of glow KL sprous as Nut could give my skin these are good these are really good I'm impressed since when is KL sprows packing cheeks forever I just don't turn around often because uh I clap and it makes a lot of noise it's very distracting that was in reference to your Instagram as that was in reference to that photo I posted my publicist is currently sitting behind the cameras right now shout out to them for handling that I'm not going to talk too much about it sometimes things just live better without any commentary on them but go and check it out if you want I had to turn the likes off of that I was today years old when I found out Cole sprous got them Clappers on him no cap Cole the stallion type thick no kzy is my childhood ruined or horny do the two have to be mutually exclusive think about that as a gay man I've always striven for the biggest juiciest BBL busy I can get that's why this pride month I'm partnering with coal Sprouts whoa I want coal Sprouts to eat fried chicken out my ass digested or undigested it's the real question okay but I want Cole Sprout and KJ APPA to Eiffel Tower me call us up put us in a group chat we can talk about it we have a price Co sprous has that whole dead look going on and it makes me wet I got to I got to calm down for a second coal Sprouts gives me big boner thank God and I'm like crossing my legs now I'm getting hot no hetero but I would suck the life out of Cole sprous that one's really good talking about Cole sprous he's Beauty he's Grace I want to sit on his face suffocate me H Cole sprous ising me up do I want to be him do I want to him do I want to women who look like him the answer is yes to all the above my queer identity contains multitudes it cannot be defined yet somehow Co Sprout also kind of sums it all up that one's big there was a lot of realizations there there's a lot of deeper existential questions there I'm glad to be that confusing I watch Riverdale because K sprous reminds me where my ovaries are every time he smirks I'm all about that Mind and Body Connection Co sprous has literally always been the man I most have a brush on so him with black hair leather jacket motorcycle literally the kind of person I find most attractive juge head is so very hot I would Peg you know the whole narrative up until that point was it like I didn't know where the ending was going was nice I'm trying to Cole sprous come work this hole Henny that scene with Betty and juge head Honestly made me die Cole sprous is so Daddy I'd let him blow cigarette smoke into my butthole how do you feel about the daddy narrative I just figure it's just like internet talk but um I like how you asked me about the daddy narrative and not the blowing smoke into their butthole that's oh that's normal that part is normal there's a lot of ass and Dick play here talk to my therapist about it thank you guys I got to go to the bathroom for about 5 to 10 minutes so unfortunately the video has to stop but thank you for joining me on this roller coaster oh yeah and Lisa Frankenstein is in theaters on February 9th go see it if you want that weird that weird kind of boner that strange one the one that'll drive you to the theaters alone or with a partner thanks [Music] guys

Channel: BuzzFeed Celeb

Views: 343,878

Keywords: BuzzFeed, BuzzFeed Celeb, Cole Sprouse, Lisa Frankenstein, Thirst Tweets

Id: eIz0zSZ3I6g

Length: 4min 51sec (291 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 09 2024