Angry Police Officer Jury Duty Scammer Phone Call - The Hoax Hotel

you have reached a key mark Bowen with the King County Sheriff's Department Watson citation I'm no longer at my desk at this time if you leave your name number and a brief detail message I would get back with you at my earliest convenience this is Adam mercy please hang up and dial nine-one-one at the tone please record your message sheriff's office hello this is Gretel and I'm just giving you a call here um where am I speaking with this is Gretel a regrettably yeah I got our alright it's a Murphy compass oh gee yeah yeah I'm sorry about what's going on yeah I want some wasn't sure about what the deal was with that you know yes ma'am I do you understand that in there how are you doing today I'm okay it's gonna I'm just having my wine here and kinda relax okay that way could you please state your full name for the recorded it morning tonight's activated makeup yeah it's a Greta Lynn Murphy compass is my last name you have to - the hyphenated last name directly yeah my first name is a gr e te ly n and last name is a Murphy you know Murphy mu r PA or Y and a little - in there and G ump us three thrilled mention commissioner oh you're Gretl in' yes hi I'm here okay now for the recorder and wanted to lather between state liquor in the present address for I'm at 85 Pike Street down here downtown mm-hmm Seattle Washington 9 8 101 ok that's your third eye yes okay mercy God okay what's that I said minis gob together is that how you pronounce that man like Forrest Gump uh well he has kind of its gun pistol the us on the end there Oh soon this was going on nom nom the clerk of course is stating that they made notification out to that ad yet I'm going on prior notification of an auto knocked over twenty first quarter October twentieth verse they know of this year in your stomach lyrically honorable judge and I am your selected to serve on a jury panel that will selectively serve on jury trial oh and electing to own the jury trial now this is basically what's going on they're simply saying you do not appear for that jury selection oh you do not a shirred in turn became a criminal matter so that is bad that it's Norman you have to act the citations wonderful state to appear the other in the temple court oh my lord yes ma'am now these are non barnable offenses due to the fact that these are non bondable offenses mean that if you were to be apprehended you'll be held without bond the tears - in front of the judge I don't want to go - yeah I've never been in a jail I understand that ma'am I understand that well not for you back in my early days I went a couple times you know I was just first against the establishment stuff but I mean yes ma'am I completely understand what you're stating ma'am hello okay now the first conditional is attacking the state that we're going to alternate number from you okay I don't have any other phone okay now this is your mobile that we are on this is my mobile yes I just my good friend up Rumble is set it up for me I don't usually use a I hadn't used a mobile phone before but in all cases the relays are you able to insert a landline into the spare in the hotel or something like that I know I don't usually stay in hotels unless I'm traveling abroad but or if I'm out on the town tonight have had many margaritas you know but I understand every other I understand I don't ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am would you allow me just explain what's going on here yes now the second conditional on this date that for any reason or another we are not allowed to disconnect from this line now that we are connected NCIC database system looks on national camera information all the ngan when I connect the Gurkha is that from that was your exit is that show NCIS I do love that actor on there now ma'am ma'am ma'am ma'am listing them you're gonna let me explain this process to you I would do so if you're going to continue to interrupt an entry I don't know what you have going on there but this is a serious matter oh my apologies sir yes yes yes ma'am now the one I won't want killing anyone now before tonight okay ma'am I understand I understand that ma'am number fourth conditional on this attack mistake that the judge entered that was fine the monistic well now this fine amount will be completely funded to you all on this list now this missiles are just like a not guilty verdict you're not that kind of like a Polynesian go back yes ma'am that will act as your bond I'm waiting for you can move forward too much in one step you have to do for you have to complete the first actual step before you can move forward that's why a step by step process you never understand a bangle err okay now once you get step out of the process I'll get more in depth and detail with that but now before we can move forward the next step is I'm giving you a route which means that you have to gather your things and get your stuff to prepare to leave your residence yes well I have been drinking a little bit this morning I don't know ma'am now if you're not mad ma'am you're gonna have to find someone to break down never have to do that in ooh I could I could call for an uber here um my friend set me up with that as well when I can't drive I've used that okay I understand it more of a transportation you know I understand all that ma'am but we do not have time for the delayed we need to adjudicate this matter immediately yes that's what I'm trying to register non-compliance or we're going to or not doing what I can't drive you know you need to you need to value Pfizer's classification after I'm trying to do with it uber and order fantastic okay man we don't have we don't have time for that man that's without that's outside of the statue of limitation society and as far a while probably I could alag down XE down the street here there's usually a bunch it's a bustling day here today but I ran without occasion some that's okay man we can do that better fine just notify me once you get inside the tech oh okay to grab my purse here hold on I'm out I'm outside here no yeah I'm outside your now um I'm gonna try and get a taxi do I don't know where I'm going though so what do I need to go to the bank that I like you're at all it felt like you're still in office ya know and you stepped outside here but mmm okay ma'am you wouldn't alive the law enforcement off what does not sound like to me that you're outside okay well get a better phone than because I'm trying to find a taxi here well yes where did you say ma'am I said get a better [ __ ] phone you [ __ ] because I'm outside yeah I said you could hang up on me there's [ __ ] you who said who said [ __ ] you put that crack up material poster what are you gonna do what are you gonna do little ants with that Creek 9 yeah you never find me yes don't you know you're a little Airy little antsy I stash you with my hand because I do I swear I do with my hands a great do you understand it when you push there cracker that's why I went to prison you're super beat all you went to prison oh sorry about that Why Why What I didn't say you could hang up on me hello yeah is this officer rookie [ __ ] quick beat how many [ __ ] phones uh to carry a crackerjack Sarek apartment yeah who's this mr. rookie I was talking to earlier yeah baby are what's going on what's brought was a bomb you missed jury duty you gotta pay me a thousand bucks understand of all numbers the State Department the what Department this is the staff Department you got the [ __ ] wrong number Oh do I ask welcome to Verizon Wireless the number you dialed has been changed disconnected or is no longer in service if you feel reached this recording in error please check the number and try your call again you

Channel: The Hoax Hotel

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Rating: 4.9528666 out of 5

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Id: KJb3kQk3BOY

Length: 9min 55sec (595 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 03 2015

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