Clarkson's Farm BIGGEST Mishaps | Season 2

oh hell he's made stop doing that I'm so I'm properly crossed cuz that didn't oh Pete is that yellow prong thing coming out at the back no what about now no now no oh dear God please not let him come back here and find this going on again is it coming out the hook no no no no no you still haven't done it just talk me through this let's just see what I've been doing wrong don't shout at me cuz I really tried my hardest okay right ready yeah hold the stop button yes now press up now press down tomato based chili sauce with chunky naga in it and some chunky Tomatoes um chunky onions what we H these chilies are really really hard should we put the extraction fan on it is a bit noisy [Laughter] so I'm 10 ft away from them oh my giddy aun okay but now John you're managing to do very well there you're not coughing I know I know because when you close you no cough like too much really it's just a very what do you think of this um okay so what we done is we've taken the jars out of the oven and they're nice and sterile now how long does chili sauce keep for so the roughly one year good good well I think we're on to something there yeah boyed by this reaction I then ask them to try the not medium version it's ridiculous do Jesus Christ there was no doubt that the early morning cow Roundup was a lovely way to start the day good cows but this was the fourth Escape in 10 days so I had to do a proper job of mending the fence in there their field did you repair that wasn't me don't you be looking at you it was you wasn't it that's appalling look at it this is totally safe isn't it yeah this is the I'm sure this is in every manual on how to stay safe on the farm no don't lower it now you put my arm off I hold it with this no Caleb I don't like that's ridiculous fine now get the post what you ready to hold this fence what hold the fence [Music] ready oh hell you right no oh hang on I'm oh no I'm not sure this is good you want ring Luca for a bag of peas no because that's going to be used to make our bit oh hell I hit the telegraph pole I've broken it that whole that's all been bent back you can see those are now point there should be and I've broken that one I mean why did they put a telegraph pole there there was only one way this situation could get any worse you R your phone no you up big time now hell that's right I did that one as well I such a muppet every time I know I know I know right H what's that what have they just driven over they can't see think you just G on a manhole is it a manhole there I think there's a manhole underneath yeah it is you're underneath on the Mano oh can you imagine how easily you could take a hell why did you do that ah Jesus darling you've literally Tak a that's bad you've literally taken it down to the bone oh oh my God it's left oh my God it's left look there it is there's your skin oh it there's your thumb that is actually my thumb isn't it yeah yes oh it's blood everywhere oh since no one would want to eat thumb flavored crisps I was bandaged up and nagged out of the door by Lisa we' got a lovely new house for you cows the only problem was they weren't that interested in it who call them quickly call them up cows up cows oh For Heaven's Sake what the is going on to go on CS good girls come ons that's it come on guys we need to be blocked off here too CS UPS stand stand oh my God one of them's a mountaineer it's Chris bonington the cow Jeremy feed him on the I'll go around the back quickly quickly quickly open the door good girl come on Jeremy you hold down [Music] oh you haven't what the you have ohing Caleb what was it we put that system in that completely fills the place with smoke why didn't you tell me I thought Gerald had his head of security we put it in this morning well he didn't inform me you playing that sake how myself I've had literally we' had it in 3 hours I mean I was hoping never I can't I can't where's the door some wild flowers down the side be lovely we can come along here across the road into the farm shot car park and then we can access all the other half of the farm without going on the road Network getting in everyone's way it's it's F this F thinking for from me I got to go for an absolutely dead straight line that was harder than I thought it would be oh I have to go to the right of the telegraph po that's where the entrance is going to be right one 2 six there the arrival of Caleb what I suggest you stop why it's not very straight you said to me I want a dead straight line Caleb to from that gateway to the new gate that will be over there I agree my first one was a disaster which which one is it this one it's a awful that one I God knows what came over me I was aiming for the lavatories and then I realized halfway along that's wrong so I had to Swerve a bit [Applause] right stop fan speed 39,000 RPM excellent who Jeremy stop Jeremy stop you're basically a bulld diser you just got foot of soil along the hole of the front because the trash isn't flowing through the drill what's sorry what's trash the only thing I could do is D pick the drill right up on the cters well it's not leaving it level enough because you know we got to swath it yeah I don't understand what with the boisterous teenagers released in one field come on we then had to release the mums and carves in another come on steady steady steady come on no wrong wrong no wrong back down the hill back down come on come on then steady good ghost come on no no no no don't go along here don't do this don't do this steady steady down you go down you go no no no sake after Ming just about all of us ow you cow the delinquent Cal was finally coralled into the field well done Charlie well done Charlie isand

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Id: sBVQqybCo3Y

Length: 10min 54sec (654 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 27 2024