Cities: Skylines but my city has constant disasters

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing cities skylines we're going to create a fantastic city which is just plagued with bad luck perfect 90 degree road perfect 90 degree road and then this for no reason other than to annoy you ah yes the perfect rectangle mail order babies available select the best jeans yourself free shipping huh sounds like a good idea let's go with wind power i think that's a safe bet it's nice and uh noisy for behind these houses unpopular mayor achievement unlocked i just started you're the one moving to a town with no power or water what is this is that a gun is that a threat i will start bulldozing you thank you all oh wait no it's sewage okay i thought it was guns see what i mean like the handle on the left and then a big barrel on the top it looked like a revolver or a flare gun or something like that all right just build a landfill to start off spill it right in the middle of these houses i know i have like vast land and industrial area but i wanted by the houses wow they must be pissed i wouldn't blame them if they actually had a gun out and yet more people keep moving here it's a strange one imagine them moving in like i hear they got a fancy new landfill it's state of the art uh everyone's moving out but why just pull those their old houses act like they were never here oh they can also carry sewage okay just dump that right into the water the water pump always needs a drain pipe to handle the sewage oh i can't afford that i'm losing money quite fast can i take out a loan give me that loan yeah there you go oh [ __ ] i missed it just pop that right out there there we go now we have this useless pipe that does nothing they got happy when their houses get demolished like thank christ i don't have to live here anymore i didn't complain about noise then don't live there move that's nothing to do with me let's build a medical clinic like right next to the landfill and the school on the opposite side gonna create a lot of traffic for this one road that i refuse to upgrade cities growing nicely though everything's going according to plan complaining about water pipes again who doesn't have water oh you guys again why don't you go to the water why does the water have to come to you new policies pet ban now that's how you get really hated let's set some policies here yeah ban pets there's also smoking ban all right attempt to spice this bad boy up the city's been going too well so i just want to make a big pit i was going to do it off here and where there's plenty of space but that's no fun we'll do it like there it's not doing anything i'm not sure if it just takes a bit of time or what i mean when i play god i want it to be like snap it's done god has arrived geologists predict that a sinkhole could strike at any minute uh it's probably unlikely guys just continue about your day here comes our sinkhole geologists predict that a sinkhole could strike at any minute oh really god i might get a job as a geologist then because i can predict that's coming as it's happening look at that that house is fine it's actually not that bad any information it wasn't that bad another sinkhole is forming two separate incidents the road has been destroyed well we'll just build around it i guess there we go sorted these things happen really you're building here you're like oh this is a good time to snap up some property nice cheap prices after the meteor and numerous sinkholes it's free real estate build a pair [ __ ] me as well at this point garenette gardens it's called what roads need fixed what is it i don't see any problem i see numerous problems but nothing with the roads astrologists report that a devastating meteor will strike the city in the near future oh i might have gone a bit overboard it wasn't launching so i kept spamming it i didn't realize it would take a bit of time all right i might have to rebuild that road and that one in the near future and that one should seek shelter immediately and that one you know what i think this garden gardens might be a write-off i got an achievement eternal city with a [ __ ] rainbow over it all right i think that's enough i think that's enough jesus christ they can't go down any further surely a meteor strike has occurred yeah we know holy [ __ ] what has happened to water is that meant to be like that or is that a tsunami hitting i think it's hitting the wrong side though it is hitting the wrong side well you know what there's barely anything there that's just washing the land before i start to use it look they're fine jesus christ yeah that's just a cleanse we call it we like to get the place nice and clean before we build saw a sign no pets allowed i'm in total dismay what was the mayor thinking i thought i might be able to slip that past you guys you know since there was multiple meteors hitting the city all right we somehow still have money let's start building got an achievement foggy weather wow i really feel like i earned that look at all that raw sewage just pumping right into the river look they're complaining with no pets allowed but like do we not have bigger issues here all right we built over it don't worry it looks fine police and crime yeah we should probably build a police station build it in the hot spot where everything is for some reason gonna have a mayor meeting and be like uh did i mention that i built this city on an indian burial ground it used to just be a mirror factory but we knocked it it was mostly abandoned just thousands of black cats living here astrologers report that a devastating meteor will strike the city in the near future surprise surprise here goes the bridge oh no it's fine oh no it's definitely not fine i'll patch it up gang don't worry the coast guard is warning of a tsunami in the area i didn't even trigger that perfect's sake look at them they all float they're going to be fine on the bright side that might put out the fires that have been burning oh no they're extinguished they just burnt out don't you worry i will get power to you guys sending the builders out mid floods to build these things they need power and they need it now unfortunately i don't have enough money to uh build more stuff for them wait perez that's not our name fectopia oh we got an achievement singing in the rain and they're still talking about the pet signs that's just flooding these holes that's fine see it's like a natural overflow we have oh god has blessed us on this day look sabrina likes the pet man no dog poop anywhere what a joy hashtag no to poop all right max blake that's a bit insensitive people might be dying here yeah that's more like it no to poop all right these people are still stuck can i repair this road i don't think i have the money can i take out a loan i'm good for it i swear uh 60 grand yeah i can do that i don't know how to fix this look just build around it we'll build another bridge right next to it imagine they see you taking out a loan for 60 grand and you immediately just build a round and build new bridges i spent half the loan on building new bridges instead of repairing the old ones i'm not even rescuing the people who are bloody stuck out there so far things are looking pretty good can i build like a canal to get the water out of here look at that okay might need to be a bit deeper there we go flow out perfect oh it's flowing in also though this might not get much water out oh no it's working perfectly i'm a good mayor deep down oh flood wall i'll protect the canal from flooding there we go now instead of the water coming up here and flooding in there it'll just go around to this industrial section i can build a bouncy castle pack yeah sure build it here next to the water the flood zone experts predict an earthquake could hit the area soon you know i'm tending to believe the experts they seem to be right most of the time also i think my canal backfired i think it's bringing in more water than it's sliding out on the bright side it might put out this fire hey who has that dog there's a pet band in effect you see if we had pets they're good at detecting these sort of things oh and there go my bridges i still got this one that's why don't panic i built it further away no more dog poop maybe i should just leave the sides of town separate maybe they were destined to be separate but look at that flood wall doing its job it's making sure it's evenly divided come on reach the fire i'll try and canal the water over to you i mean i know what you're saying just build a fire station and they'll probably put it out but i want nature to try okay everyone's all about organic and natural remedies now and i think a canal a man-made canal is a better way to fix this oh my god wait what was that i was a little jet probably flying over laughing at us i feel like fectopia might be fact on the bright side the ground is probably pretty fertile ah now look at that beautiful fertile land ignore the fires wait i can probably get a good angle on this somehow yeah that looks great a lovely bustling town forest fire is raging in the area well it was good while it lasted three houses immediately if you're in a tree house and they're trying to hold out more power to you you got more courage and stupidity than i could ever have i think i might need another loan guys i still haven't paid off the first one can we just tax people yeah tax them high now that's what i call money earning 200 whatever day at 500 a day 900 a day this is perfect everything is perfect about this situation if you look at it this way like if you're at this side of the river you're probably like oh they have it worse but if you're at this side of the river you could probably say the same thing or is it kind of uh the grass is always greener on the other side thing would you think ah i wish we had a flood to put out our fire and then they're like oh i wish we had some heat we're freezing from this flood all right go on i can't bear to have them separated let's build another bridge just go out that way and across fire is raging in the area again oh no it's just burning down i think it's spread to the buildings i think that's her school well whatever it was it's not that anymore a sinkhole has occurred all right we'll build around it there we go nice curvy bridge around it now it looks like a feature they're all complaining about taxes that's what they're worrying about right now you think they wouldn't have any money to be taxed but there you go they're holding out on me i've set the intensity from 5.5 to 10 and i just want to kind of clear this area out a bit with some meteors and maybe sinkhole this area for some character collapse this area and add a tsunami for good measure maybe one more meat here like here because these need to be demolished anyway and demolishing costs money meteors are free maybe a forest fire would start at the dead wood here too i don't know i'm just brainstorming oh no a crime devastating meteor will strike the city in the near future ah it doesn't look that bad maybe with two though or three i can't remember how much i called in geologists predicted well it was at least four any minute five it might cause an area to flood the water seems afraid of it it's like moses maybe this is how moses did it oh yeah that was to demolish the buildings that makes sense oh and there's the sinkhole that's not a big deal we can just build over it again that's a feature right there oh god maybe it's a pond we'll see yeah that meteor really [ __ ] up the water quick well it's gone build a road across i can take another loan great okay now i can build a road across this city was built on risks the first being building on that indian burial site and by god we're not gonna change our ways now god that is a big meteor i like where the pilot lived though we really went all out with that foundation shame we didn't do anything for the rest of the city oh we got some water going on here you know that's a good place to pump our sewage if we need to oh wait i can just pump it on land too i didn't know that i like the idea of a pit of [ __ ] anyway that sounds horrible it needs to be powered so we'll spend some of our money we'll put the windmill in the pit it's like oh thank god the mayor got a loan to help us out wait wha what is he doing she's here in the distance i'm building a [ __ ] pit it's like should we hold elections or no it's too [ __ ] late just leave him do what he's doing it's not even flowing maybe demolish these let them rebuild i don't have money to build a normal road i want to build this pit it's really important to me but i don't think there's any civilians left to fill it maybe i should start a new city not so murderous but maybe a bit more cruel like make it a drawn out suffering kind of city i like the sound of that yeah let me know if you want to see more and we might try and build a city with you know a lot of weird quirks like this but for now we're going to end it there otherwise it'll be too long so i'll thank you very much for watching folks i hope you like factopia and you will visit one day appreciate you as always and i'll see you next time bye for now

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Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 02 2018