CinemaSins is Still Wrong About Everything

hello everyone so as you may be aware a while back I made a few videos about the YouTube channel cinemasins laying out various mistakes they've made and criticizing their general approach to movie criticism a response to those videos has been uniformly positive YouTube users are still leaving me plenty of supports of messages on those videos for example Patrick Harris says thanks for the video like many cinemasins viewers I had previously not understood the word satire but after watching your videos I now realized that I was using it incorrectly and cinemasins is not in fact satirical another commenter says keep up the good work I can't believe cinemasins conditioned me into laughing at their repetitive unfunny jokes a humorous intent is no defense if the joke unfairly denigrates other people's hard work through deception and falsehood and john doe says oh i get it cinemasins watches movies and finds things in them to nitpick and you did the same thing to their videos that's very clever although I'm not a fan of yours attaching my ego to a clickbait YouTube channel would be ridiculous and thus I will not get mad at you and leave you a nasty message anyway after making those videos I did the sensible thing and stop watching cinemasins entirely for more than a year and it was wonderful I've never known such peace to be honest it's been the best year of my life so far however recently a friend linked me to this video everything wrong with Blade Runner in 17 minutes or less put out by cinemasins to coincide with the release of the recent Blade Runner sequel and I thought oh go on then you know I can handle just one it's been a while maybe they aren't as bad as I remember maybe I was exaggerating back then so I gave it a watch and I saw this cinemasins gave Blade Runner a sin for being quote super advanced and super dilapidated all at the same time you know why can't some steak god I'm even getting mad looking at it right now now Blade Runner is of course a cyberpunk film and the juxtaposition of advanced technology and societal problems like inequality is by design you know rather than technology leading to a utopian post-scarcity future films and other works of art in this sub-genre typically ask what if technology keeps advancing but we're unable to solve our various societal problems you know what if we still have things like inequality class divides crime police slavery and all that you know how will the advance of Technology interact with and even possibly exacerbate those problems a Blade Runner being set in the future that is super advanced and super dilapidated at the same time it's the whole point a point that is completely missed by cinemasins who give the movie a syn and ding it as if it were a mistake akin to the boom mic showing in the shot or something anyway after thinking about this in for about four seconds I realized I was gonna have to make another cinemasins video but then I thought skipping all the way to the present day wouldn't really be right would it cinema sins have put out over a hundred videos in the past year and I bet they've made some really great OSS mistakes in those so that's what we're gonna do today to pick up where we left off with cinemasins and catalog just a portion of everything they've got wrong in the past year let's show them how to nitpick properly and let's start off with a sin from their video on the movie 10 Cloverfield Lane do the only one small enough to reach it each what the filtration system this guy is the king of over preparedness for disasters and did not know this girl or anyone other than him would be down here when he built this shelter but still made the air filtration system accessible to only people want with his size so why with John Goodman's character build an air filtration system that he was unable so access what a buffoon he is a book let's take a peek at the movie real quick what's up there your filtration system for blocking the hatch oh you see he could reach it but something was blocking the hatch and why would something be blocking the hatch well a minute earlier in the movie a then-unknown force caused the bunker to shake and that damaged the air filtration system and blocked the hatch to it also here when cinemasins say that John Goodman's character Howard didn't know that anyone else would be down here with him that's not true either as there are various clues in the bunker pointing to the fact that Howard had previously kept someone else there such as the word help scratched into the glass on the inside of the exit hatch I also like this in from later in the video where cinemasins call a Molotov cocktail a makeshift Molotov cocktail you know as opposed to the official line of Molotov cocktails that you'd buy in the store I guess in their video forth of rock cinemasins call these helicopters Blackhawk helicopters but they're not this is a Blackhawk helicopter which as you can see doesn't really look anything like what they showed you know beyond being a helicopter let's take a look at a sin from Star Trek free the search for Spock Jerry your life forms these were microbes on the tube surface microbes by their very definition are microscopic living organisms I hate to be nitpicking but these seem way more visible without a microscope than usual well I love to be nitpicky and the line was they were microbes in the past tense implying that they are no longer microbes and indeed if we look at the movie microbes on the tube shocking vehicle metal cracks they were fruitful and multiplied but how could they have evolved so quickly let's take a look at a sin from that video for the movie The Bourne Supremacy now from near the end of the movie so now with all these witnesses born still escapes into the ether after this so a lot of witnesses saw born after his car crash in the tunnel so how did he possibly escape and you might be wondering well what's wrong with this well let's now watch us in from the start of their video for the next movie in the series The Bourne Ultimatum which continues the story after this car crash so the Moscow police are coming after born because of that tunnel chase scene from the last movie the Bourne gets spotted in the first place and how is he identified by anyone in that dark ass tunnel and that's unbelievable isn't it how did bond get away with all these witnesses there and then the next movie how did any of those witnesses see born in that dark tunnel shameful these videos came out only two days apart by the way similar to that let's look at a sin from the video about ghost in the shell' earlier we saw that the major is heavy and dense enough to bend a metal roof tile but he or she's buoyant enough to float on water instead of sinking like a rock so how can the major float when she's so heavy well the shot cinemasins used is taken from the end of the diving scene after we've already seen the flotation device on the mages back carry her to the surface cinemasins neglect to show that obviously what they also don't mention here is the following conversation on the boat where bateau talks to the major about how dangerous it is for cybox to go swimming and specifically mentions the mages flotation equipment you know how they'd cinemasins miss this scene well it turns out they didn't major is swimming in the scene much like she does in the original only the original brings up how dangerous it is for cybernetic humans to go deep in the water like this because you know they're made of heavy machinery but this movie doesn't mention it once since this scenes compressed so much it feels like it's in gift format so cinemasins did see that scene they must have in order to use it to criticize the live-action remake and that's pretty shady isn't it this just confirms my suspicions that cinemasins write their scripts while watching the movie for the first time and don't go back to do any editing when the movie provides them with additional information that proves them wrong at the start of their video for Citizen Kane Citizen Kane there they call these gondolas Viking canoes and then go on to say this rich guys castle has a drivable par 4 on hole 16 just so he can feel good about himself toward the end of the realm a drivable par-4 at 365 yards well that seemed a little off to me so I went to check and found a page on golf week comm that lists the average PGA Tour driving distances for recent years and they have never a ver egde Tovar 300 yards and they're professional golfers so is this a drivable par-4 well maybe for about 30 people on the planet but that's it and I'd like to thank cinemasins forgetting two obvious things wrong in the first minute of their video about Citizen Kane so that I didn't have to force myself to watch the rest of it from Citizen Kane to the Lego Batman movie now this is where the movie loses me and starts to just be noise tossing in the Wicked Witch from Wizard of Oz sour on bream lens agents from The Matrix King Kong Baltimore day licks day licks day licks what's that oh it's a day lick is the incredible in their video about blade they criticize the distance between the bite marks of the quotes vampire incisors but vampires are usually depicted not with sharp incisors but with sharp canines as indeed they are in blade that's a canine right there in their video for the Jungle Book remake cinemasins called Shere Khan a quote African tiger which is odd both because the jungle book is set in India and African Tigers don't exist as cinemasins still don't know too much about animals I see let's do a few more animal examples here they're starting with their video for saw to where they say that this person is wearing a horse mask that's a horse snout there I guess in a video for Pocahontas they call this raccoon a rodent about raccoons and rodents in finding Dory they think that the octopus characters camouflage automatically blends in with the background but this is not the case in reality the mimic octopus for example is able to control lips camouflage ability at will not only to blend in with its surroundings but also to mimic other animals and in their video for the movie split they call these mice gerbils so where does one learn about animals because cinemasins need to go and be there in their video for shrek they say that the DreamWorks logo has two letter E's in it and I'm not too sure about this to be honest I mean I I see the first one sure between the are and the a there and with them on that but after that I'm lost I'm afraid in How to Train Your Dragon 2 they refer to a character called dhaba however there isn't a character called dauber in this movie there's a character called Gobber so I guess they meant him and it's probably a safe bet similar to that in Jack Reacher they refer to a character named Stacey however there is no character called Stacey and Jack Reacher who is Stacey cinemasins I have no idea watch the following sin from Captain America Civil War what was her name again Dolores you called her Daffy steve remembers the name of some random redhead Bucky tried to impress more than 70 years ago how can Captain America remember things that happened 70 years ago well if you remember cinemasins Captain America fell into a coma sometime in the Second World War and woke up in the present day so for him consciously it's a relatively recent event and let's do another superhero one this from early in their video for Batman vs Superman dawn of Justice all it takes to get the most precious element on earth is a couple free divers with a motorboat and a dream is it ever explained how this Kryptonian vessel full of Kryptonite crash-landed in the indian ocean as so that's some people finding kryptonite in the Indian Ocean there that's odd isn't it where did that come from well if you recall cinemasins there was a movie called Man of Steel which I know you've seen because you did a video about it in which the plan of the antagonist in that movie was to terraform the earth and so a New Krypton using a large terrifying machine located above the Indian Ocean and that's how the Krypton I got there it was the big Kryptonian terraforming machine from the previous movie in the series and this even an establishing shot of it earlier in the movie and cinemasins used that in their video look at this following nonsense from their video about GaN girl the morning of what the morning of what yeah yeah we know it means this is the morning of her disappearance but all her disappearance tell us that the morning of what the morning of July 5th it says it right there on the screen next movie let's do the conjuring 2 so ok at the start of this movie a character relives the events of November 13 for 1974 when Ronald DeFeo jr. shot and killed six members of his family in Amityville as cinemasins criticized the movie for showing the family sleeping through the gunshots but this is actually faithful to the accounts of the case police were puzzled by the fact that nobody appeared to have gotten outta bed to investigate the gunshots as all the victims were found facedown in bed so Plus want to the movie for accuracy I guess but that's not what I want to talk about here I want to talk about this sin will be proves Bureau Farmiga has a way better imaginary dream shotgun than you do a dream shotgun Hey well you see the murders were actually carried out with a lever-action rifle not a shotgun and is that unfair of me you know criticizing cinemasins for not recognizing an invisible gun well no because later in that scene the character experiencing the vision walks in front of the mirror and the rifle is briefly visible and I know cinemasins saw it because they featured it innocent so now in their video about I am Legend cinemasins say the following the viral zombie apocalypse somehow destroyed two-thirds of all the most famous producers in New York the bridges were destroyed somehow I wonder how any ideas movie that's right the military destroyed the bridges how did cinemasins mist lap well they give the movie a sin for having the broken bridges at about 25 minutes into the movie and the bridges aren't shown being blown up until a flashback that happens over 30 minutes later cinemasins just didn't go back to edit the bridge sent out when they were shown to be wrong because they're lazy and their videos are bad this next scene is from their video for the movie Krampus back when Howard handed Tom this gun he didn't give him any more ammo and when Howard got attacked by the Gopher from Caddyshack Tom fired off two rounds so where the hell did these extra rounds come from well that's because revolvers don't also eject casings Dee cylinder would still look like that even with all of the shots fired you'd have to eject the casings manually now here's an annoying one from their video for John wick every umbrella at a funeral is black cliche and this is something there repeats in their video for Justice League flashpoint paradox now depicting umbrellas at a funeral being black isn't a cliche it's an accurate representation of a behavior that actually happens in reality and this worries me a little it makes me think the cinema scene skies of containing up to funerals but like this and not understanding that that is generally considered inappropriate anyway let's move on now cinemasins have previously taken some heat for their assertion that there is no gravity in space and in their video about the animated Transformers movie they repeat that mistake sarcastically saying this is how gravity works in space kids when the character Unicron drops another character into their mouth the thing here though is that Unicron is the science of a planet so that's exactly how gravity quote works because if the character has the mass of a planet then it will attract other objects of mass in the same manner as a planet cinemasins seemed to think there's some sort of difference gravitationally speaking between being quotes in space and the inferred opposite state not in space whatever that means but no we're in space now cinemas hence all the time as far as gravity is concerned anyway the F doesn't like generate gravity for us or something these guys need to go and read their outlet Einstein kind of Logan to carry Professor X to his bed for some rest man I'd be called by this imagery if he wasn't also leading the wheelchair so far away from the bed is to render Charl to mobile until further human assistance arrives so why would Logan leave the chair so far from the bed instead of moving it closer that's rather mean isn't it anything to say for yourself movie oh look at that he does move it closer and you can even see it closer to the bed in the cinemasins video a few scenes later shameful stuff fer their video about the movie in time is quite droll the second sin in that video is complaining about how the movie never explains its premise and the third sin in that video is complaining about the movie over explaining itself fire and expositional monologue that gives away the conceit now the conceit of that movie by the way is that people stop aging at 25 and then use remaining lifetime as a currency so you have poor people with only a few hours on the clock and rich people with hundreds of years you know you get it now I mention it here because cinemasins later give the movie a cent for the characters being motivated by currency and yes I'd imagine the ticking dethklok's they have in their arms that will kill them when they run out of time would be pretty big motivators actually in their video for the movie the purge election-year their cinema sins are surprised to see somebody stabbed through a bulletproof vest and this is a mistake they repeat in their video for the rock now the thing about bulletproof vests is they're bulletproof what you'd wear to protect against knives is a stab proof vest and they're different things designed and constructed in different ways for different purposes yet bulletproof vests are built to disperse the kinetic energy of a projectile throughout the material and aren't really built to stop something sharp and pointed that can is through the material the more you know hey in there video for iRobot they think that the characters are driving a hover car and give the movie a sin when they hear the wheels screech on the ground and but it's actually a prototype car with spherical wheels and not a hover car their video for the movie Moana is pretty offensive at several points cinemasins refusal to do any research or look anything up comes off really badly when they're watching a movie based on the morphology and culture other people what cinemasins have no idea about for example they give the movie is in for featuring a fishhook constellation which they call fictional but in reality is an actual Polynesian constellation better recognized in the West's detail of the constellation Scorpio they also give the movie a syn for featuring this fing which say Polynesian slit from here which cinema sensei looks nothing like a drum apparently they were expecting one of these in the ancient cave or something watch the following sent from their video about the movie battle Los Angeles first off can you be a little more specific wouldn't want to know the exact time left before the rescue helicopter arrives also ten minutes ago random marine number four yelled so I had synchronised those swatches if I were you now the mistake cinemasins made there was that the soldier was actually shouting 25 meters not 25 minutes to indicate distance and not time so that explains that suppose that discrepancy there in their video for now you see me - they make a rather funny mistake this is what we've been waiting for now it's time to get the world since when do the world's best magicians blindly sign up to be basically MacGyver going after wrongdoers and corporate Stooges also why are they all shining their flashlights on these blueprints in the shot that's no flashlight activated blueprints or an actual thing you see those aren't flashlights that black lights they're revealing something that was drawn in ink that only shows up under a blacklight and there's also this sent from later in the movie this is my twin brother what the actual movie also character has a twin brother or any kind of sibling that they never mentioned before cliche so has that characters brother never be mentioned before well about half an hour into the previous movie in that series this is set to TV specials Floy days then your brother / manager disappeared with all your hard-earned money did you research Tara so that characters brother was mentioned before hardy-har similar to this sinister following want from their video about home alone why did the McCallister's have a doggie door there's no mention of a dog or cat throughout this entire movie is it sole purpose shooting bad guys in the crotch with be teased no mention of a dog throughout the entire movie a however two minutes into the movie this happens let's do another similar one from the movie trolls I'll just get my worthless scullery-maid to get another place setting ready for the lovely lady glitter Sparkle bristling introduce Bridget as his plus-one so the only way chef could know her name is if the screenwriters were committed to seeing Christine Baranski true the hell out of this launch so how did this character know this character's name when they weren't introduced well 10 seconds previously in the movie this happens meet the lovely lady glitter sparkles hmm so what happened to their cinemasins was it so hard to find things to criticize about trolls that you had to lie about something that just happened in the movie I don't know Sugar Ray that's like a 30-year old boxing reference at this point this is movie taking place in the 70s or is it just a dated boxing reference first thing is the movie will never answer this question so what time period is the nutjob Sat apparently the movie never answers this question well we as viewers can infer the general time period of the movie from several contextual clues for example the opening of the movie shows these old-fashioned cars driving on the roads and there's this guy wearing suspenders and a flat cap does this 50s mobster looking guy sit not a bencher this newspaper that displays the days is October 21st 1959 and combined from all these contextual hints I'm able to estimate the general date that the movie set as October 21st 1959 the movie will never answer this question my foot cinemasins were confused there by the Sugar Ray reference probably mistaking it to mean Sugar Ray Leonard who was only three years old in 1959 and thus probably not yet a well-known boxer that more likely though the characters were referencing Sugar Ray Robinson who was a box active throughout the 1950s some more time period shenanigans now first from their video about Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tides which cinemasins say takes place in the late 17th century the movie is actually set in 1750 which isn't in the 17th century just trust me and I've got no clue where cinemasins got the late part from I think that was just a random gasps really in their video for the movie King Arthur they refer to a medieval battle happening even though the movies set during the late Roman occupation of Britain making medieval an incorrect descriptor there they also elsewhere refer to England's army even though England didn't even exist at that point watch the following sent from their video about Alice Through the Looking Glass in Hollywood doctors do not squirt out part of the medicine to test if a syringe is working how you ever got started on this troupe I will never know but knock at the off rather angry about syringes there so yes doctors don't squirt out a bit of the medicine in order to test if the syringe is working but they do squirt out a bit of the medicine to ensure there are no air bubbles in the syringe injecting air into someone can be very dangerous so what they do is tap the syringe a few times and then squirt a bit out to force any air out of the syringe before use isn't learning fun watch the following sin from fantastic beasts and where to find them legitimate oh yeah but I always have trouble with your kind Prince that's Brit cysts also legitimate is someone who can read minds someone that was never once introduced in the entire world of Harry Potter before now so this legitimate thing is something that was never introduced in the entire world of Harry Potter well that's not true because it's in the books for a start but maybe cinemasins just meant the movies and so has it been mentioned in the movies before well if we watch Harry Potter and the half-blood Prince that's right Snape says it let's take a look at a sin from their video above the movie central intelligence it's 6 p.m. and they're in the Eastern time zone so there's no way there's a football game on unless this bar is showing reruns because the NFL never plays games that start at 6:00 p.m. Eastern ok so there's a lot wrong with this and so the NFL never plays games that start at 6:00 p.m. Eastern well the first problem here is that there's nothing in the movie to indicate that this game has just started it could be a game that started earlier and it's still playing at the next problem here is if we do a little zoom and enhance we can make out the team logo on the field which is this Yeti tiger eye logo of the team the LSU Tigers which is a college team and thus wouldn't be playing in an NFL game anyway so this sin is wrong twice in two completely different ways well done cinemasins in their video for the movie don't breathe they tried a character for urinating at a crime scene for leaving his DNA there although actually urine doesn't contain DNA that's a fun biology fact for you there in their video for Toy Story free they spelled the character SIDS name wrong and refer to him as a serial killer and not noticing that Sid is actually featured in the movie as a garbage man also from this movie is the following sin then why did you take it out the first place also didn't previous movie show us your organ still work even when not attached so why not just look through that eye to figure out where it is right yeah why didn't she just look through the eyes to find where it was that I'd be clever wouldn't it oh wait she does do that in Blade 2 they incorrectly refers to the mutated vampires as creepers when they're actually called Reapers in the ring too they think the town the characters move to Astoria is in Washington when it's actually in Oregon in Ghostbusters they refer to this thing as a bicycle but it isn't in Hellboy they're confused when a character pulls the pins on two grenades but froze them one at a time and not understanding how grenades work I guess pulling the pin doesn't actually do anything by itself the pen is just there to hold the strike lever in place it's releasing this lever that causes the grenade to explode after a short delay you can actually put the pin back in the grenade safely assuming the leaf has been held down the whole time although I'd advise against trying it in that video for unbreakable they give the movie a sin for having train seats that face backwards as well as forwards if I don't know why is that an unusual thing in the States like over here pretty much all the trains are like that in their video for Suicide Squad they claim the character dr. moon explored a cave featured earlier by herself but if you watch the movie you can see someone else with her in that flashback implying there were other people with her on the trip unless that person is just someone she bumped into in passing in the middle of a jungle which while possible would be kind of weird in the original Planet of the Apes there's a scene where the Apes flush some humans out of a cornfield using sticks and when cinemasins watch it they think the Apes are cutting the corn down with blunt sticks above course they're not they're just flushing people out I mean you can obviously see they're not cutting down the corn so I haven't got a clue what cinemasins were on about here in their video for the movie contact they mock the appearance of this nebula but that's actually a real nebula it's called the pillars of creation they also say that the moon is quote nowhere near that size relative to the earth but without a reference for where the camera is located here that's a silly statement after all if you're very close to the moon it would appear larger than the earth you'd need to know exactly where the camera was located in order to make that judgment let's watch a scene from their video about the movie Kung Fu Panda 3 receive a message if no one could find your pink on the down I've got this but yeah he's right so let's watch the clip from the movie to give us a little bit more context here but how did you know where I was I received a message that led me he how could you receive a message if no one could find your song suspicious to me so okay how did pose biological father get a message telling him where po was if he lives in a secret village any ideas movie no it was a message from the universe that's grown as I hope you would when I sent the message to your father you sent the universe mail Wow yes but again that's a reveal from the end of the movie and cinemasins couldn't be bothered going back to correct their early a mistake let's watch us in from their video about the 2017 live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast since this movie suffers from the exact issue about the castle being in plain sight I'll just repeat the same sin I gave the last movie the Beast has only been secretly feasting for 10 years but Maurice is somehow unaware of this very nearby castle also it's super weird that the villagers wouldn't be at all disturbed that the prince of the very nearby castle hasn't been seen or heard from in years and even if this princess officially reclusive you think that someone would know one of the 300 live-in servants and wonder where they are right right no I wouldn't think that was weird because I watched the movie as days bled into years the prince and his servants were forgotten by the world but the enchantress had erased all memory of them from the minds of the people they loved now back clip occurs during the opening narration so how did cinemasins missed that well check this out for The Enchantress had erased all memory of them from the minds of the people they loved that's an excellent attempt achill as a plot hole opened by the animated movie but it leaves me with a whole new set of questions yeah that's right they gave it a sin so what happened here then you know at some point between writing this in and the one from later in the video cinema scene somehow forgot the details of the opening narration that they watched you know that or these videos are a collaborative effort written by several people who don't talk to each other or something let's watch a scene from their video about Star Wars the Clone Wars crime lord top of a Hudson I spent kidnapped by all rival bad BOTS pirates excuse me one his son are you serious funny we're only hearing about this guy just now this warlord reaches out to the federal government to help him find his captured son instead of simply taking matters into his own hands and sending a bunch of bounty hunters to do it so why didn't Jabba the Hutt hire some bounty hunters to find his son that seems like the source of thing he'd do right yeah well 15 minutes into the movie this happens yes commander discovered the Jabba the Hutt it turns out Jabba did hire some bounty hunters cinemasins just lied about it in their video for the movie sync they wonder if the shrimp act need a handler to push their tank around but later when they're dismissed from the show and we see that they do in fact have a handler with them in their video of a Star Trek beyond they give the movie is in because the alien planet has err that humans can breathe what a coincidence say what they missed was this scene 18 minutes into the movie approaching the ultimate class-m planet now an m-class planets there is the Star Trek universe as designation for a planet suitable for human life and now you might say well that's still an unlikely narrative convenience isn't it even if they did establish it earlier in the story and you will nearly be right except for the fact that the antagonist is later revealed to actually be a human Starfleet captain played by Idris Elba who crash-landed on that planet long ago and thus the planet would have to be able to support human life or he would have died when he crashed and none of the events of the film would have taken place so there now do you want to see possibly the worst cinema scene I have ever encountered this really gets me this one from their video about the movie too fast too furious if slapjack is only going over 100 then seconds later Bryan hits the nos and his blasting path one-sixty how is slapjack not even Brian's dust right so this is annoying so the characters slapjack and Brian are engaged in some sort of illegal street race and though both cars appear to be going at a similar speed when we see close ups of their speedometer as we see that Brian is doing 160 where our slapjack is doing about a hundred what a silly movie mistake you might think if you were some sort of otter buffoon who had never seen a car you see Brian's speedometer is in km/h that's why it says 160 slapjacks speedometer on the other hand is primarily in miles per hour so it shows him doing 100 but what are these other smaller numbers in red on the inside there well that's the speed of slapjacks car in km/h and would you look at that he's doing about 160 which is how fast Brian is going and that's why the cars appear to be going the same goddamn speed at cinemasins don't seem to have much of a clue when it comes to cars in their video for the movie Jason Bourne they incorrectly identify this Dodge Charger as a Dodge Challenger and in the video for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles out of the shadows they jokingly expect this SRT to turn into bumblebee except of course we all know that bumblebee is a Camaro let's take a look at a syn from the video above the movie and Crete birds only has mine birds because it's super funny and you just didn't realize it is going on here is he in school and if so why is he hireable as a clown why is he painting why was there a mime hanging out a second ago because this village this is the one time I'd welcome a little Eurasia so what's going on here then well this section of the movie is actually a montage of various scenes from the main character's life showing situations in which he's being angry I guess and this particular scene is a flashback to his time in school I mean he is how he looked just five seconds ago and then it cuts to him in school and he looks like this little kid version of himself and I guess the filmmakers trusted in the ability of their audience to recognize a series of flashbacks and not try to interpret it as a linear narrative in which the character rapidly changes age appearance and location but I guess they didn't account for the cinemasins guys who need to be led by the hand through absolutely everything let's watch the first few scenes from their video about the movie Warcraft there has been a war between orcs and humans for as long as can be remembered or as long as it's been since Tolkien created the orcs were blatantly stealing for this game movie also narration but there was once a time when we did not even know who our enemy was we just said you've been fighting with humans as long as you can remember so how do you remember the time before that when you didn't even know your enemy but in the beginning a good way of known no what you've given me three statements so far - about knowing what about wondering how you could have known and already I think I see the problem with this movie okay so there's a few problems here firstly the orc voice overseas we've been fighting humans as long as we can remember but there was once a time when we did not know who our enemy was now that's not actually a contradiction knowledge of the existence of a time before your memory begins does not mean you personally remember it just that you know about it for example I have knowledge of the existence of ancient Rome but that doesn't mean I personally remember it does it secondly here we're cinemasins say known what you've given me free statements so far etc yeah that's not true cinemasins caught a line out of the opening narration here let's have a listen but there was once a time when we did not even know who were enemy was so the following line but in the beginning how could we have known is referring to this previous line about what the Green fell magic did to them cinemasins just cut that line out to make the narration seem worse than it actually is I mean it's still pretty bad so I don't know why cinemasins bothered to misrepresent it really but they did in the lego movie they point out this Lego buy can say the minifigures couldn't ride it because it only has one stood at the back a book actually they can write those they stand over the middle and that's not a seat back there that's just the rear wheel guard in diehard - there's the following sin the recalibrate c-level recalibrate sea level don't the plains have independent meters and gauges that are not reliant upon control towers to determine how far they are up in the air no actually one of the purposes of the control tower is to transmit to the planes a code based on atmospheric pressure that the planes need to calculate their altitude above sea level not all planes can do that independently here's a fun one next ed do you know how cinemasins like to do this it gives you confused a proposed Gale Kentucky you know hardy-har we obviously know the country who would need to be told what country we were in you know certainly not us at cinemasins well that's in there is from that video about x-men apocalypse and now here's a sin from later in the video because someone decided to wake up apocalypse right now an earthquake in Egypt was felt all the way to Germany they think they're in Germany even with the word Poland appearing on the screen in the movie they still got the country wrong they also think that Andalusia is a city in Spain instead of a region in Spain and they confuse Goa India with the non-existent Gau India so we'll just add geography to a list of things cinemasins doesn't understand alongside animals history cars guns movies and whatever else ah this video is getting on a bit isn't it and let's double-time a few minor errors here in Peach Dragon they type 3 minutes and 15 minutes instead of 3 minutes and 15 seconds they here type sprit instead of spirit they forget the space between in and 15 in these Heitler their video for the boss baby they leave out the word 2 in this sentence from there The Mummy Returns video everything wrong with Deadpool in 16 minutes everything wrong with Deadpool in 15 minutes in The Secret Life of pets they used the wrong ending template for the video the one from their musics ends channel a mistake they repeat several times and other videos before correcting it I mean I could keep going this video contains just a portion of the mistakes I found watching through cinemasins offerings from the past year I've got 10 a 4 pages filled with this both sides this video could have been three times as long easily but I think I should probably arbitrarily stop here so what have we learned today well nothing new the cinemasins still hasn't improved at all if anything they've gotten worse and they're still incapable of following along with even the simplest stories unless they're helped by the hand the whole time with on-screen text and narration which they'll then complain about anyway in then probably forget they'll still lie about and misrepresent the contents and movies note that to provide their audience with an unearned smug feeling of superiority over something and they still don't know anything at all about anything and the worst of all they're not funny at the cinemasins YouTube channel is probably the only human creation to which I would deny the title art thanks a lot for watching everyone if you'd like to see more videos like this well don't support me on on patreon I'm not going to be making more videos like this I mean once a year max every cinemasins video is a Gordian knot wrongness and untangling it costs a part of your soul thanks to all my patrons anyway I mean I couldn't continue to do this without them so I should probably be blaming them here rather than thanking them thinking about it how dare you support me honestly I take it as an insult but I'm supported in this anyway see you next year I guess and we'll look at everything they got wrong between now and then bye

Channel: Shaun

Views: 1,149,534

Rating: 4.6153908 out of 5

Keywords: cinemasins

Id: b9IBlbfjNH0

Length: 43min 9sec (2589 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 26 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/SparkyPantsMcGee]

I have to give this guy credit. He’s really passionate about taking down something that doesn’t matter. I didn’t realize people took cinemasins so seriously.

[u/a_hydrocarbon]

CinemaSins is supposed to be funny O_o ...FUCK! I really disliked their content the few times I gave it a shot, but it never dawned on me to see them as satire. Well shit. I'm still not going to watch their stuff, because they are terrible but at least I can rest easy now.

[u/McDance]

J/k you guys. CinemaSins sucks dicks