"Church Boys Invented F Boy" | #HeresTheThing

five four what up y'all welcome to here's the thing i'm getting on stage [Music] happy birthday angel show her some love in the comments she turned to big four one over the weekend one god dang it we did a lot together this weekend oh my god as a family unit man the unrulies we were together we were together unruly we were down at uh the place we were yeah very nice celebrating melissa's birthday yes on friday mm-hmm uh we had a great time twerking commenced kevin broke his pants rolled down his entire pants my children in the room solidarity was chandler moore put the picture up josh yes i got twerked on i couldn't believe when you put that i was like what does this have to do who's shannon moore then i saw the picture of his wife bendy over twerking i said people really mad about this because he's saying worship music what the man where y'all think children's church come from worship singers are the biggest hoes first of all [Music] and i when i say hoes i mean whole in the whole way you know what i'm saying so the fact that he is married it's only going to be the point right you can't have it both ways you can't tell me to waste your marriage and then at my wedding reception when i didn't i did my stuff right no you hear worship leaders think of the children you think of the children right i'm thinking about coachella good job that's not my fault i worship the lord i that now i worship you know what i'm saying i'm not making we are not here making coachella what's in there it's a whole weekend of sex induced euphoria just right there yeah yeah that's what your worship leader is doing yeah he really did do that in that picture you think fred hammond in that wasn't taking work down well they're not work but their wives i don't know who weapons [Music] listen this is why the music department always has to get prayed for when the preacher comes in with the visiting preacher let's we're going to pray for them corner the coach smell is emunating from the organ from the drums the visiting pastors like what is there a strip club over there listen if you grew up in church you know what angel i am telling the truth saying is the absolute truth you was on that organ you was on them drums you was on that base you're elevated usually literally you're sitting here high and lifted uh the musicians were taking down work oh yeah now y'all see i grew up in church we went to them conventions what you think we got to go to midnight service for sin happening in the hotel uh yes that the church convention is at listen stella awards sex awards it's the it's like you it's it was like the gospel of freaknik you knew what was about to pop off absolutely convocation contraception sex is happening why do you think they just rent a hotel just y'all just keep it all up in one place we at least i want you to be late to rehearsals laura just keep the coochella on one floor yeah let's not stand on ceremony mr wayne yeah yeah the children's church is full and who made these children i'd have been there i don't told y'all many times i'd have been in more baby showers than weddings [Laughter] that's true man my cousin back in uh el paso was on the drums pastor went you know to preach you know all the musicians leave usually then the organist comes back first when he starts hooping he would go back to our sunday school room we had like two small houses on the church's property that we use for sunday school during service have sex while the pastor was preaching come back and play the drums for altar calls i can't completely believe this is why i avoided church boys because i was like i want to try to remain holy church boys invented s-boy that is the truth melissa said that on the love hour a couple of weeks ago the original f boys is the church because we didn't we mix god told me he did yes oh my gosh with my hands lifted up in my mouth filled with prey my mouth filled with peace yeah yeah yeah with the heart of why you think all the teens is always crying right cause they're like i did it again man i used to host them lockouts i could never go to sleep oh no you oh you get a locket and you go to sleep on lockout lock-ins you can't go to sleep you gotta i see you i'll see you like that what is it that's hunching wow yeah it's hunching mm-hmm and it's you clothes burning at at least oh you're rubbing you rubbing them clothes that's polyester getting into it yeah [Laughter] yeah so uh i don't understand what people expect you know like listen think about it y'all know if y'all watch mary at first sight chris williams was a church boy yeah every time paige he would do something wrong with what he said you know what i'm seeing i need you to pray for me yes oh you want me to pray oh i've been practicing praying for my husband all my life yeah next you know he's speaking in tongues on the labia oh man speaking of speaking speaking of speaking and she's testing the mic dash she's doing all the things but listen what do we know we just grew up in the church listen let me tell you what jonathan mcreynolds is my boy love him i'm not speaking about him negatively this is he's a true friend of mine we beef a lot if that man wanted to take down 38 church girls in every city from sea to shine and sea he no problem hood no single tall good shape basketball plays the guitar plays the guitar and the keys and the organ gotta grammy get the yammies get the yeah oh my god jonathan look could take down work in every zip code work being used so consistently today it's just worked for you man this i pray for him you out here single i know his dms are oh man they gotta be it ain't nuts but laughs scarves communion cracker and invitations to a different type of worship he post something about what the lord and told them i'm like well there you go there's there's another church girl now just falling she's falling she's like oh god praise and worship leader that's my type said that we want to know what gave me moist between my legs and my butt watching a man worship and cry out for god that's i'm telling you that's why i told marcus to stop praying out loud in church you shut it up you shut it up six five and praying you put your hands down too but yeah that's what i said put your hands big and strong with the worship he's already like seated on top of everybody just by standing there oh you want to get emotional for the lord wipe your eyes wipe your eyes watch a game on your cell phone watch a game that's why i'm praying for my boy alec walls paco he young i don't know singing the youngest wall yes the tall one he's got tattoos and worship it's ridiculous y'all better keep him lifted keep him lifting he's tuning them things up mm-hmm if you know what i'm saying paco i love you we got to keep them lifted yeah keep them lifted yeah cause y'all church girls see y'all be trying to be safe until you do the right thing why you want to give your body up what we gonna jump out the church goes they see worse women like because we're horny what are you talking about why do we want to give our body up we are looking for the excuse and luckily y'all give it to us oh you loved great you love jesus great yeah yeah yeah yeah let me see pull it out let's see enter in yeah yeah we've been doing a lot of praying okay and that is not we're not horny i'm like what do you mean why don't we give them you know that dog on the side of solomon that's the original 50 shades of grey yes if we understood greek is all that that's dialed that was that listen that garvey he was talking about ain't got no bell peppers in it anyway i'm solid we're not talking about he was not no green thumb i mean two of the pink one in this thing what is me what's out here trying out new stuff i mean wow he had 150 concubines 150. batman david david was wild he was like he said girl come on dick i'm married send your husband a warrior front line put him first no sword [Laughter] no sword just just no no get that uriah you're buyer get out of here bye i'm free to take your wife down and he was a man after god's own heart one of my favorite bible stories is nathan talking about david as a story and david like that is wow who would do that you this is about you this is you personally me because the story's about you didn't even recognize it oh no that's me david dang okay yeah that you okay you right that's something that is my bad man that's my boy that's my when you hear this story for me it's sounding worse than when you're doing it right are you sure you sure i did that okay i guess i did oh yeah change the title of this episode josh the worship leaders are hosts that's what they are e-a-u-h-e yeah smell it like they do down in louisiana that's a more clickable title they they do be and they you can tell they come to church with the whole and on they mind they're not they're i mean yes they want to play for the lord but they they've been coming in there looking good smelling good wearing they said bird and what night you know what 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wow go to scentbird.com and use our code sk for 30 off your first month again that's s c e n t bird dot com for you to try your first perfume or cologne for just 11 sign on smell amazing hey man all right to the topic at hand all right the turkey leg hut which is high on my list of restaurants to try in houston got into a little bit of uh hot water over the weekend because they introduced a um dress code i'm gonna read it to you josh put it here all bot number one all body parts must be completely covered all cleavage breasts thighs and buttocks must be completely covered the only thing naked here is turkey legs and chicken wings number two no swimwear of any kind is allowed this is the heart of third ward not the beach number three no exposed undergarments no exposed undergarments allow this include sports balls bras panties anything resembling these items this also includes white tanks for men number four no no house attire allowed no wave caps no bonnets do rags bandanas house shoes or shower caps allowed we want you to feel at home but this is not your home number five no excessively revealing clothing this includes all the strep distressed or ripped clothing shorts and shirts must cover your entire top and bottom number six no obscene language or baggy clothing no attire with obscene language offensive graphics no excessively baggy or sagging pants past pants must be worn at the natural waistline the turkey turkey hut turkey leg they have since turned their comments off of course uh on a lot of their things not all of them uh they turned some of them back on but the first post after this drop they turned them off uh they're still off on some posts but not though angel what are your uh thoughts i mean um i i think some of it was um it sounds like my computer is getting ready to take off and lift off as a plane i was like what is happening um i think some of the rules are just a tad excessive um it's called turkey lick hut it's the finest turkey legs it is i know but i can understand while maybe somebody might have on ripped jeans you know what i'm saying because that is actually like a thing fashion style yes i can understand how you might see someone's bra strap here or there like i so some things seem excessive but i do know most restaurants have some sort of dress code even mcdonald's be like no shoes no shirt no service yes but this the specificity of some of the things it's just like okay well maybe you know like there's certain restaurants that don't have to worry about that type of attire yeah because of what they're called and what the appearance of the place is but when you see turkey hut and you see two people drawn as cartoons on the sign beside it you might not be thinking well let me put on my finest leisure wear my loungewear uh it just doesn't um ring to me like okay this dress code is really particular for this place so let me pull myself but i understand having i understand for your establishment having some boundaries and standards it's just simple it just seems so excessive well i see some i'm looking at the instagram i i see and i see some of our patreon is from houston and she was or somebody was saying i can see if it was a man or woman that the issue is they have a club lounge type of vibe again i haven't been there uh they have a club lounge type of type of vibe and now they want to be suddenly upscale um this is my thought josh i'm gonna send you this picture this link okay and i want you to put this up in here okay uh not now but in the actual episode i was like i will wear a three-piece suit hard bottoms i'll take a photo a monocle a top hat you understand me i will wear an overcoat i will i will arrive by horse and carriage yes if that's what it takes to have the turkey leg huh is that you understand me is that how you feel i have planned on being in you know some uh sweating above the knee shorts because i'm dying on something all right baby we're having above the knee summer but if the turkey let hut requires me to wear suspenders and a zoot suit and a fur coat pinstriped pinstripe while houston is is regrettably human a thousand degrees plus human 1000 and humid this is what i would do because the turkey leg angel let me show it to you i don't know if you've seen it when they pick it up the bone come up the bone come off and the and the meat stay down okay okay now watch it this is in slow-mo you see now he done picked it up i see and the meat stealing on the pan i will do whatever it takes wow you hear me yeah black and white salt and pepper hard bottoms oh wow lapel oh tie bar i believe look how clean that boat josh when we go to houston this is a bit i'm i'm going i'm going to stick beside them you're going to stick with yourself i know y'all in a lot listen singing me out josh turkey leg hood i know that people don't talk crazy about it as my good friend angel say them talk cash crazy about cash crazy they done posted memes about y'all let me let you know from man to business i'm gonna stick beside y'all i'm gonna wear my three-piece suit button i'm gonna get me a special one in your brand color you're really going to do it coming in with a tuxedo order me a top hat biggest you're going to have to have the monogram shirt the name inside if that's what y'all require now what y'all got to do y'all got to do your part i'm when y'all bring my turkey i don't care if i got a suit on eating with my hands i know that's unusual to be dressed to eat turkey legs i mean with my hands i don't care i respect the room but y'all better deliver on this turkey that better be the best turkey because i'm a turkey leg connoisseur right now disneyland got the best turkey leg going really they do they say mission to disneyland is worth and then the turkey leg down there 1850. it surely is all my kids wanted their own yeah well well that's what you have in your family they know you have the 1850s they do my kids know i'm giving you a little piece then you stop talking to me listen me and nobody even finished it all but me turkey leg is a lot of meat for one person it's huge it is a them some thick turkey but i'm gonna stick beside y'all by the way my kids don't ever flex much but we was down in a pretty expensive hotel for the weekend cousins flew in and we had went to dinner um because we you know just get to see our people like that and my my uh my sons are going to text me they're asking for room service it had to be done all them kids i'm talking about they was just wow he said it had cheeseburger salmon ice cream salmon so oh loki my kids bless god i am so grateful they are pretty well behaved and they don't become like as bougie as i am but it's slowly happening oh it's gonna happen i knew it when when they ordered uh a surf and turf at a breakfast buffet and they didn't have surf and turf he was like but i know you came out i know you can make it i saw some shrimp over in the cold bar if you could just put that in the pan mm-hmm saute a little bit i see a little bit of garlic and butter you can just throw that in let me tell you what we've been doing lately me and melissa get you know our room usually a suite of something like that when we're on vacation when we're in hotels working josh and andrew can tell you nice hotel but ain't the best hotel in the city um there's some pretty nice ones so joe has never complained isaiah he is me a younger version of me no they got a robe on in that hope they got a robe in there he comes in putting it on that's why he likes um the rich is his favorite line of hotels so when we get to the hotel for melissa's birthday this weekend we get to our room because the the bellman had brought the luggage up and then the boys take theirs to their room and joe's like wow this is nice what's our room 15 feet [Laughter] oh wow i said oh did you you ain't got no money though yeah walk yourself down to that two doubles and look outside the window you know the courtyard into the courtyard marriott well no joe on the last day uh you all weren't down yet and so when we got down there they were down there waiting i was like we're your parents they were like we don't know i said they're not at the other restaurant and they were like no i said well do y'all want to eat they are here joe was like i want to eat here in this restaurant i said i haven't eaten here either let's do it he was ready and then melissa came down there and she was like we would have to wait joe i was like i tried joe i tried i wanted the bougie breakfast too i wanted to see what they were doing in the kitchen i had enough uh burritos yeah but listen i i i back to the turkey leg hut this is on my list of restaurants to try patting them went down there i want to try it during the pandemic i want to go there turkey leg hut women it's black owned yeah then you just you have to see the black people on the poster i mean all the things the slide single meow josh okay turkey leg hut owners kev on stage studios is producing a food show yes we would love to come in our i mean our sunday best angel women is it the summer time it's the summer time august i want you to wear stockings and a sleeve i don't know if i can tights i don't know why'd you go we want to come down to the to the hood josh full suit what to hear i didn't say it hold on we gonna come we go respect the dress code we're gonna go above and beyond all right i'm gonna bump me buddy the food better be slapping hey y'all better now if not they gonna see my phone they're gonna see a bunch of things they didn't ask for a bunch of things they don't want to see they're gonna their food better be slapping or bra straps is coming out uh angel you had a rhyme right there food better be slapping her bra straps and snapping it was right there i wasn't trying to rhyme but don't you a rapper i am i am but right now i am my host i guess turkey leg i'm dead serious listen i will go to kng and get the finest steve harvey collection magic johnson essential okay because you know my mama got some church had some big ones she got the ones that the aliens can see listen we saw some pictures at mama dorothy's house oh man wait till the food show i ain't even gonna spoil you but seeing mama dorothy in all her glory like the picture she took and she was proud of i said angel didn't have a chance she's a pastor too right she was a pastor at the time yes angel was destined to be who she was she come from a woman who is angel in back in time oh grandma oh my grandmother was a whole y'all wonder why i got this dirty mouth my grandmother dorothy lee y'all wonder why i am such a big personality i am a watered down version of dorothy may yo what your mama's name is dorothy and your grandma is dorothy too and i was supposed to have been born around my mother's birthday i would have been dorothy as well oh angel i mean dorothy dorothy that chick dorothy fat chick dorothy like i don't have the same ring it doesn't and i said thank god i was two weeks late that chick dorothy yeah that we have a little dog would be our thing we want to go home daddy wait is daddy people's name yes i didn't know that's what i didn't know uh that was her name yeah all daddies are dorothy's but yeah thank god thank god thank god i was either gonna be angel or hope oh hope yeah i'm glad it was angel listen we was talking about this the other day our parents our grandparents generation they heard of may and jean and they was like everybody everybody get it pearl oh i mean my ruthie gene and my grandma uh may we say with mae gene there's another one that was all the uh middle names there's a lot of hesters and estas too esther is was big yeah but as far as middle name they took in edna made lee it was lee dorothy lee dorothy mae and jean it was all them black women from when our grandparents was children that was going to be their middle name listen that's why my imaginary daughter that my husband never gave me her name was going to be malia well her 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of the black oh okay people right and has been for a while uh yesterday or the day before yesterday um well as we tape this we're taping this on monday um a new york times article came out and uh let's just say she was less than supportive behind closed doors by the way what happened was the video that she did that was leaked was um [Music] her basically beginning of the beginning-ish of the pandemic her zoom camera was left on okay she was talking to another waiheete man about a woman named um maria taylor who is a black woman and another reporter and can i read what she said yeah can you read it uh-huh no please read it and and you know i already know please please read what she said okay i think this is uh let me see i think this is what the part it's her in quotes i do believe uh-huh she said this july of 2020. i wish maria taylor all the success in the world she covers football she covers basketball if you need to give her more things to do because you're feeling pressure about your crappy long time record on diversity which by the way i know personally from the female side of it like go for it just find it somewhere else you're not going to find it for me or taking my thing away that was great i think you know that i i have visited the isles of waiheed many of time i have studied the dialect you've gotta hold that chin back some so uh interestingly enough rachel nichols has not been punished that we know of yet but a black woman uh kayla i don't know her last name kayla it's her first name she basically recorded the zoom and passed around espn of course right she's like what do you say now she was disciplined i think she was suspended without pay for a period i can believe that yeah uh so people were up in arms black uh athletes have been refusing to work this happened last year by the way but it just the whole article stuff just came out this week and here's what black people be saying here's here's why diversity initiatives put black people at a in a bad position rachel nichols never thought maria taylor is better at her job than i am she could not be getting it because of her skill or her hard work if you're giving her a job it's because she's black this is where black is why affirmative action even though historically affirmative action has benefited white women more than anybody else person or group ever really yes white women benefit more from affirmative action than anybody else when black people get stuff it's not because of our merit it's because affirmative action or diversity pushes things like that by all accounts maria taylor is no snob no snub she is great at her job great on camera great with athletes all this stuff but it never crossed her mind hey man she's just better than me oh no me you gotta take my stuff away find another way find another way and listen it's so interesting like i'll i'll tell you i i really haven't dealt with this in a while i ain't gonna hold you because my last couple jobs have been basically for a black company and then my own company um but when i was working at boeing oh boy you think they didn't give me the um you're only here because a black woman was looking for black people um look huh treatment yeah and i was a terrible employee so i know they were probably like see this dog on diversity inclusion initiative is terrible because i was over there watching youtube videos so i really helped the black race that much but maria taylor doing her job and it's just like man that just enough no lie i kid you not and then i want to hear your thoughts when we was down at the hotel we was at over the weekend we was on the oh veranda pat we was on the balcony restaurant was on the balcony and we were loud and black very loud mind you it was outside yes it was okay outside and black people our naturals in my opinion our our speaking voice our our group is always a little more boisterous than uh other people that's why magicians david blaine he doing his tricks for black people because he wants to get all of these surprises what why you do it look at how you do it let me see it let's do it again watch his hand wash his hand you know you ain't gonna get that from anybody else don't be like a professional magician do you prefer black audience he was like yes we work hard on this stuff we don't want this we were hold up oh you the devil ain't you right how you did that what same thing in comedy black people when we laugh listen we laugh we give it all up we give it black church we are lit yeah that's why them dog on tick tock creators was like please show us how to do the meg of the stallion dance please what were they doing yeah i was able to do that with if you don't show us we won't know right but anyway so we was loud and we was i mean i'm talking about we was buying the food eating drinking and being married they didn't know what to do and we tipped well listen we then people looked at the tip the waiters came back to listen i know we ask for a lot but when your work is done i asked for my burrito eight times you're gonna be like oh my god i had to goddamn going about make josh's burrito i was like y'all ain't gonna let this you ain't gonna let my baby be over here hungry he got so much work to do he'd be recording all this and editing and you're gonna and then people still got tips so there was some old white he taste there right and we was deep and mind you okay we were at the ritz we're at one of the ritzes in l.a i was like i don't know why you keep i don't want to get into the bad habit we're at the ritz laguna beach lagoon whatever it's not cheap we are the only black people in the entire in the whole hotel latinx there either no black or brown people there no black people on the beach who are not related to me or my friends yes in the whole area so we down there about 10 15 of us in the place eating laughing we got kids ipads dancing we're doing shoot are we doing that no no we did not so then uh a couple of our friends come later this is i just stepped out and apparently this old white man probably 80 years old he goes huh another one and mel goes excuse me and his wife who's like 65 is like i think she heard you and he was like so like somebody you didn't tell me this yeah i know you weren't there you know what i wasn't there either this is before i got to this uh thing yes and you know mel pregged out but she ready for i want the smoke so apparently the white woman left within 30 seconds you got dang right she should have check please the blacks hurt us he he's racist he and let me tell y'all what if you've never been to la orange county is mega country when you are florida that's our florida when you all left on whatever that day was sunday oh of the me and marcus stayed to drink another mimosa there was a dude who came his uh cause it was fourth of july he had it said uh guns something and trump with the big american flag on it that's right it's the fourth and he didn't even like he's definitely of european descent but he looks are like armenian or something and i want to be like they don't like you either just fyi you just passing by you just passing by right now because we're here i don't think he he supports it he might have just been wearing it just to be like hey man are we good no i was like but yeah no orange county is very conservative very like oh my gosh yeah they have the gated communities to keep us out and i go listen wherever i go there i am there i'll be in there and the waiters be like because i i don't know if you feel like this angel or job when i tip i feel like i got a tip for the whole black community as a whole like i feel like i got to carry the weight no i know that's very much reflective of the service oh yeah how is it oh yes but if it's great i'm going to leave a great tip though absolutely but if you are trash you're going to know you were trash before i leave because i'm going to tell you and then you will also see it by i am not giving you god bless you uh which you would have hoped you would have gotten really unless my ego is tripping lulu if the the fact that i had to basically wait and watch them make his food to make sure he ate they ain't too let me tell you what angel is all of our mothers yes josh was hungry he had hungry eyes y'all were smacking i mean i'm glad we're in that parfait i had eaten i think twice josh was just still sitting there like a little orphan they i was like cause i was worried i was like now listen y'all treat him bad because he's a latinx i will burn this whole place down he is a growing boy but i was like oh and they were they kept saying oh it's about to be out no it's not no it's not stop lying to me they brought out four other of the city girl burritos whatever that one was called before they brought that monarch out i was hurt i was just like uh so yeah stuff like that no you're not about to get no big tip for me if i'm i mean i don't give a big tip but i always feel like i i probably very rarely if ever i very rarely have ever give less than 20 never really give less than 20 never give uber drivers or postmates people less than five stars never give 20 i always feel like it's somebody else's fault if you give me bad service you will get a tip and that will be change professions unless my ego is in pride's trip then i might be like you know what i'm gonna kill you with kindness yeah then that might be the only instrument but listen in my life now there's a there's a tide shifting in me i used to let everything slide i used to let people you know talk cash crazy as my good old uh other cousin here tells me now i feel like you let people slide too much they be slid exactly exactly baby slid so there's no sliding with me i i i wish i would have heard or been in with an earshot of an old white man saying another one i would have sat at his table you we real close please let's discuss another one we finna knock this hip out of socket uh-huh this is gonna be the last time you you hobble on back over to your room oh yeah no we would have had a whole conversation please explain to me another one let's talk about this did you see dj khaled in this hotel are you singing a dj khaled song because there seems to be a lot of you all yeah a we're the ones that should be another one they're everywhere full out here they're just everywhere that woman said i think she heard you as if she wasn't standing i would have made sure she had a heart attack at that table i want to get your blood pressure up a heart a whole hearted i want you to be so scared to ever whisper because you you think i must show up you think i'm a people show [Music] [Applause] [Music] is and you know to show up on time is if you ship station to ship out your packages [Applause] [Laughter] is the answer y'all get discounts on [Laughter] yes you guys there is so much stuff happening here in the uh kev on stage studios world with a fake uh deep with uh mama likes in all of the merchandise and what we are all 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interrupt this ad one more time i'ma whoop him uh you want to be able to uh to definitely take advantage of it and y'all know we got something for you because you are a here's the thing listener ship more and less time for less money just use our offer code crew to get a 60-day free trial that's two months free of no hassle stress-free shipping just go to shipstation.com click on the microphone at the top of the page then type in k-r-e-w okay [Music] that's shipstation.com enter offer code crew make ship happen makeshift happen i could not remember as much as many times after i sing that song i cannot remember where because you know what the show up on time right because it's so many it comes in and goes out so many times it's not like a regular regular rhyme of reason i was like yup we have the uh for you for you just let me sing a whole verse why we got to keep doing this stopping and going but yeah it worked out show up on time ship station anyway uh rachel's gonna have a tough time it's really not surprising to anybody black uh we'd be knowing that we'd be thinking that and that's honestly man this is part of the reason why i have worked so hard to build kev on stage studios and why i i want it to work so bad one thing you said and you said it offhand and it just it just meant the world to me i ain't let on when you said you know i ain't gonna be acting as much so i'm gonna i'm gonna dye my hair and put my nose ring in and i said you know what because you black people we have to we said that when you said that we have to appear the way white people want to see us to book roles it's just the way yeah it is they are the most of the time it's their shows they're the cast and directors producers that's that's that's how it's decided um but with the kev on stage studios app it is and and content we can be who we are and i think that is you are at your best when you are allowed to be your whole self thank you kevin i appreciate that my manager who's a white gay male love him to death that is exactly how he feels he's like i don't want anyone to ever try to um alter you he was like because you are special as who you are he was like so anytime i do a role and he feels that i'm having to like really switch and tone down he's like no i want them to let you do you because that's where you're gonna be the most successful so i do appreciate that with kos i get to be me in all of my you know stupidity and all of my glory and all of my uh foolishness because it is a blessing to be able to do and not a lot of people get that not even in the acting world in the regular nine-to-five world a lot of people are having to turn into someone else to be able to keep their job and sometimes that's not even enough you like i didn't tap dance for y'all i didn't became this person to make you all feel more comfortable about paying me and still you all don't recognize that like i am good i i do my job well and the thing with this um woman nichols um the problem is is that when people and um yes she's a woman so she has faced prejudice i'm not trying to say that but whenever things aren't as easy for them and they see someone else been being given what they think is a handout they're like oh so you because you're you all are terrible at diversity you want to take from me now listen there might be some merit of that because they could take it from a white dude you know what i'm saying but yet and still if you if you can't recognize that you have uh benefited more than this black woman that's a problem if all you're thinking about is yourself and you can't realize like yeah okay yes there are probably tons of men that they could take jobs from instead of you white lady but if you can't see that like she's not in a better position or better off than you it's it's it's not it's just because she's getting a job because she's talented or even if she's getting a job before she's black because she's black because i am not against that i will hire someone because they're black and not feel no type of way because white people hire folk because they're white and if we try to play like that's not happening then we just we're just all lying to ourselves all the time they are hiring folk because they are white because they feel more comfortable around them they feel like they can understand what's going to happen sooner they feel like they can be themselves and not have to if they say oh another one this white person won't get mad at them if they say oh there's another black person because they're like you feel the same way you felt like there was you felt that you felt that whole black people are too loud i can be this way with you that's why i hired you a white person i can't say that in front of a black person or a person of color i have to actually have some moral sense about my mouth yeah so anyways that was just my little because i didn't say anything about it before i just was like yes no no i agree and i think honestly i'm gonna pitch the app here let me tell y'all let me just let me just tell y'all all right single me out josh the kev on stage studios app if you don't have it get it patreon people we love you you're watching this early because you have it y'all are creating the space for angels the angels and the queens and the the sinceres the black people in hollywood to be themselves i don't want y'all to ever think that your money is not used wisely people's livelihood depends on it um we are shooting right now three three shows four sure we are shooting season two of the challenge show we are shooting the food show we are shooting melissa's dating show and we're also semi production on the improv show while we're on tour while we're doing the podcast and the reason we always have the energy for that is because we know who our audience is we know that you know i got this idea for a commercial like when you're black and you go to the grocery store or walmart or target there's the ethnic aisle for hair care products usually usually not even an aisle it's like a it's like a little nook it's a nook at the end of the the aisle right the rest of the world is that aisle and black people y'all have black people y'all have this row you better get your sporting waves your sally's beauty supply your rat tail comb from right here the kev on stage studio is if the whole store was that section it's it's going to spread the whole gamut of all of our stuff yes it's like the difference between going to um a target for your stuff or sally's beauty supply when you go to salads you all that stuff is in there and that's what we're building here so y'all y'all just keep on keeping on you know we're probably going um yeah ain't gonna hold you up this you know what i'm saying been torn with this idea we probably gonna have to up the price on the app just a little bit you know because let me tell y'all what i found out apple and google they think they're gonna mean they take half they take a lot we get 599 when we get it from apple it's 310 and the way the people who built the app set it up they were like oh y'all gonna get five dollars per thing we like bet that's from them nobody buy it from them i said 310 how am i supposed to pay all these people and pay for all that stuff with 310 a person it was like you need more people then so listen y'all uh believe in it now and y'all are really the first like that's y'all are really crazy like i believe in the dreams day ones man i'm talking about y'all believed in it before anything new was even shot yeah y'all was like i got you kev we don't know what you gonna do and then you know when we got it i was like okay yeah but you know we we competing with people who have literally billions yeah like we're competing for the same dollar that netflix has and they have well they have netflix budgeting theirs oh my god they have debt they are a public traded company six billion dollars in content alone a year ah it's gonna be nice you know we see that number well we're gonna see a number that looks so similar to that and it's gonna be great man i and listen i'm we listen we have to make it work we will it's too important to to the culture of black people we don't want angel to take the nose ring out that's my goal dye your hair however you want get a septum piercing don't take the nose oh i should go ahead and get it today i wasn't able to get it the other day oh boy i'm gonna make melissa come with me to get her piercing don't get it yeah you take it out i'm gonna be like i failed her i want i want you to get so much i want you to get so much work from this that when they're that ain't only through us when they book you it ain't gonna be no conversations about that no more amen it's going to be like you know what angel here's the role and here's the offer here's the offer the judge would wear a nose ring that i want them when they book you i want them to make concessions you know what i i could see a black judge with red hair yeah you know would she twerk during a murder trial possibly possibly objection would she twerk when she said objection that's how she's figuring things out that's my goal because i told you and i told angel my goal is never to hold you ah kevin's adding dates as we speak this will help you it is and i'm pretty sure but when they come calling when tony went on tour i was like mingo baby cool i don't want to follow you no more it gets harder and harder every year but no seriously i want you to get the the whole deal i want you to put two other comedians on if they came and called her and said hey man we gonna make the the black version of bridesmaid or we gonna make uh league of their own but the black women and we want you to star hey when can you shoot nobody give me two hours on two days can you give me two hours on one day we shoot the bonus with the mane i come down to tennessee i'll beat her cause my goal ain't to hold you it's the elevator and then let the world see what i'd unseen appreciated kevin i do and that is why it is great to be an unruly cousin so we have a new couple of weekends we added wait we got a la show up just so i'm just joking no you're not he's not he's laughing but he's not [Music] but let me tell you on the same token what did i tell you the first time you ever asked me to work with you because you were like what's your rate and i said just be it pay for my babysitter and i did say that i did and i said i believe in what you're doing you thought you was gonna work this show for free i was like okay you need me to host all right i remember when i was telling angel i wanted to give her um some ownership in the app for everything she brought she was like okay well you know you got to take my salary from this from this i said oh no girl what i do i was like so you cook so so that replaces what you're paying she's like i knew this conversation was coming yeah i was just like i was calculating i was like okay i can still make it where i still pay my bills we serve the god of in addition yay come on you paid for the regular room but we're gonna upgrade you to the suite we want you to get what you're getting don't throw a fit but we're gonna give you more in addition and i'm gonna tell y'all when it when y'all start seeing me on on on deadline and variety and hollywood reporter i want y'all to remember that you put me there yes y'all did y'all listen the be the this is a stage crew love letter the best leverage that you can ever have is being able to say no i got offered a role on a on a network on a big channel but it was not something i was interested in and to be able to keep my wholeness and know that i don't have to go and do stuff i don't want to do that i don't agree with because the stage crew has supported in so many different ways you know that is a blessing and that's what the angel will be perfect it's coming out let me tell you you remember when i couldn't remember what god told me to tell to hear and i was like i gotta piece it together and he told me something as well and regarding uh you and why i'm here what do you say angel he said it's not for right now it's for the next thing [Music] say more there he was like i don't know why he told me he was like you're the reason you are working with kev and the reason for you know ko ss is not for the right now it's for this next thing that's uh this next phase he didn't tell me what the next phase was but i was just here what well you said this is for territory for you no it's with this oh what's funny oh i was going to say transformation church pastor charles because uh mike todd just had that baby so you know yeah he got the lights can do with the music um part of the message yesterday was while you're waiting for your dream don't be afraid to help somebody else's and i was like pastor charles say it again please [Music] it was very clear he was like it's this y'all haven't seen it yet it's the next thing you think you're here for this thing god was telling you that about to hear no who helped talking about that god was telling you if you remember when god told me something about to hear and i couldn't remember he also told me something about it was the pieces but no then he told me that that was shorter so i can remember tears was longer and i was like should have wrote it down we gonna be on these magazine covers together angel gonna be there with red josh is gonna be there i'm gonna get that i'm gonna get that that credit uh when i tell y'all i feel it it is something gonna sell something gonna work i don't i i i know it to be true and if it until it do i'm gonna i'm gonna do stand-up comedy two weekends two weekends two weeks how much you're a liar don't sit here after the lord doesn't talk to all this good put my life on the line i risked it all once for uh for this first tour i didn't got a risk at all no more melissa let me tell you what you're not going to do she said look i see your ambition yes that's what she told me and i love her for it let me put a little something to the side give me a little bit put it to the side if this don't exist no more so you can go out and be you because she said i know you mm-hmm you ain't never gonna stop so just for my peace of mind let me take this out and you ain't i know where to account it's in but i don't really know how to get into withdrawals just let me get a little bit of something now you with the rest of it cause she you ain't she said a lot to me last night she said the thing about you that i love if it ain't working you gonna put it on your back and you go you gonna will it to work come on and i'm telling you man oh when it works i'm gonna be so happy but it's gonna mean so much to me that people believed before anybody because that that belief the stage crew have this the page let me tell you what and now we over a little bit my flight just got delayed did it really it did the stage crew patreon people y'all were the first and that's why i'll be forever indebted y'all created the the initial round of financing to be able to know they created the opportunity they created the opportunity to bet on myself they continue to create when i need to do business things i can say okay well patreon does this much if i need to do something i can shift and move because i know patreon it don't really be going down people often cancel to increase you know some people cancel they cancel and i'm listening nothing's wrong with that you got to do i love you i i listen i know i know what it's like but they they give last time after my birthday i said man we got to put a new lighting set up in they gave and gave and i think they give because they know that i'm going to give it to if i was hoarding on to that i don't people wouldn't you know do that but but to to to not have to solely rely on them because if i could book a deal or two and then i could like really pay for it on my own but man their their gift their giving kev how how must it feel to have so many people believe in the vision that the lord put in you i ain't gonna hold you angel i don't take it lightly i there's two things that weigh heavy on me but i but it also is centering it's the people's belief right patreon belief and it's the people literally there are people who's not not angel we know you book but there's people whose sole income is derived off of me angel told me all the time mess up if you want because i got i it ain't all of my stuff but you listen you're part of the equation i was about to say please know that uh it is still one plus one equal two and you got one of the ones okay i don't wanna go back down to one i like being out of two that's that's really even when when i dealt with like stuff that i wasn't used to right i'm gonna tell you it was very hard over the last year part of my life i was not prepared for it when i think about my career i never you don't imagine the negative parts you imagine the content you make the stuff you your name on sunset boulevard you don't imagine gossip youtube no absolutely not i was not prepared for my personal life to be content for someone else i was i was not used to being that important i always think that's a periscope i used to be able to call a family meeting and say pretty much anything and tell them it's gonna be deleted and it wouldn't go past there shouts to the 95 shout out to the 95 big x 95 it wouldn't go down to the alley so i was still keeping that mindset from where i was then i realized oh that some tectonic plates had shifted oh i have one so i said well you know god always prepares you prior to yeah the thing so now i'm not going to be surprised by that good right because it was surprising the first couple times no no i know but now i'm like okay when i was in hawaii this is a little related making a video then i sit down and enjoy hawaii and somebody walked up hello kevin thank you for posting that video i came down to you now i see you nah i see you well i won't be doing that anymore and melissa before they had told me most influencers uh she's now post lately oh yeah i was like man i mean i literally i was like i'm in hawaii obviously you're thinking you know it's sold out obviously obviously somebody who knows you lives here right absolutely wasn't clicking i'm not anybody coming from des moines i would down here but i needed to learn that lesson yeah security man you don't need that somebody walks in the dressing room in salt lake city well that's dangerous somebody walked up on me into here in the middle of the night and saint louis huh okay now i i don't even fear for my life but they ain't gonna catch me slipping the club don't care dc young fly people ran up on the stage gary owen people ran up on the stage okay well shoot who out there looking out for me man you see got that thing too man hey dc got them hands i'm not as equipped my security don't catch you i'm gonna hit you with the mic stand you just got to put your whole body in i'm gonna put 250 on you and yeah for my children no there's a there's a movie called four brothers andre benjamin is in it he didn't want to be a part of the crime family yes he had to kill somebody he stabbed him and i got kids i will kill you because i got to get home to my babies i got to play spelunky with joe yeah prefer to take me away from my son i don't even roll like that yeah but i'm i'm coming home and i'm flying first class again i'm gonna hit you with the bottom of the mic stand i'm still gonna make my flight but enough with the bistro box but not with the bistro box have they gotten rid of them yet no no they're still throwing lunchables at you with the beef jerky no that was such a disappointment that's why the people flew with that [Music] i'm saying for seafood day but anyway i gotta go we gotta go god bless you patreon uh love you god bless you everybody even the patriot people who are not patreon yeah i love you just you know it's like the further kids you have after the first moment it's just never the same it's not this you've had four no the way you feel with little marcus i mean the twins it's like oh but that first one i took 700 pictures of my jail nobody said when joe was here i was like big b got it been here don't know people have 12 kids do you even remember the 11th name oh no roderick roger reggie you know your name get out of the car patreon i just love y'all more and i can say that i appreciate all the support but patreon i love you all more because y'all listen i know that app patreon is top tier love the app havers talk to look is usually patreon times too and some people who were on patreon then we got the app but y'all are the most important people because y'all believe before anybody believe one day it's going to be popular to be like man i'm with this but right now it's just us amen amen patreon we love you uh no bonus this week i will be on a a real vacation no work uh we'll be back next week i'm not even doing i i thought about it no not just absolutely not i'm taking a full on vacation toes out thighs out yeah above the knee shorts lotion all right we'll see y'all god bless you guys bye just be hurting me a little bit that that quentin seemed to be writing that much in final draft you'd be saying that a lot too oh he absolutely says it no no he does he for sure um i'm certain he says it you can't write it that much and not say it he's out here like hunter biden dog i wonder i think my favorite director is christopher nolan hmm i love him name something he's directed that he's directed inception mento dark knight her favorite movie trilogy of lighting that's the only issue with me and angel's friendship don't always be a thorn dark knight and you don't like uh iron man 2 or 3. most people don't like those that's really g's amazing it's so much you don't you do like one more though like one more one iron man one more than two or three i've got to go back and watch one was one of the few origin films that was a great movie what put that's what catapulted the yeah that was the first linchpin oh i agree that it catapults it the marvel universe absolutely and they need to give more respect to blade i mean it wasn't part of the mcu but that's one of the best marvel movies they didn't talk about it like an anna marvel movie because it was i mean it was it didn't catapult like no they didn't know what they did they had already sold x-men and uh spider-man off they have the vision to kick off the mcu there we go they but they brought in vision right yeah okay the craziest thing that marvel pulled off is is starting the mcu after they had sold their best franchises because was not rocking with iron man like that or spider-man no spider-man they were they were just not trying to give toby the benefit of the doubt those movies i'm not talking about i mean they made crazy bread though they sold that to sony they sold x-men to fox and uh and then they were like okay here we go uh iron man america thor cause when it was kids it was that x-men cartoon was that was the cartoon ah angel you was already wearing a white diamond you ain't had time to sit up and watch cartoons i was watching thundercats i was watching he-man i was watching that was before those x-men was more see i was in middle school so you probably were beginning college yeah okay yes i played with toys when i was 12. literally i kid you not i would come home by myself because i was first home remember we had keys yes come on by myself look around at 2 30 and be like oh no i had rehearsals what are you talking about what were you rehearsing for middle school plays at concerts and what what happened down at the the jew joints singing smoking drinking like iron man two and three two is with mickey rourke right yeah three is uh not valkyrie or uh guy richie don't have me lying to you about names but yes the one that it was about the guy who's on fire yeah and gwyneth got to that's when he made a hundred iron man suits yeah and they were wrong and one tripped that one was funny they were so bad they weren't so bad i could see them i'll give you that dark i was like with darkness it's called the dark knight ain't called the light now it should have been called cataracts because i was like i can't see tunnel vision right hey i was like is this bird box are we po is that what it is we're just supposed to stay here sandra we're just supposed to be here he never fought crime at three if you wanted to beat batman rob them at three o'clock that man is nowhere to be frowned out i would be like why criminals are killing him is your ladwp your your utilities y'all shouldn't be paying nothing cause the lights are off the the mayor has not paid for the lights they should have given them a stipend for conserving energy yes oh my god if they had they couldn't have solar panels because the sun don't shine in gotham city it's always got overkills it's in seattle because i know they got a overcast all the time 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