CHOOSING BEGGARS #28

hey does anyone have anything they were gifted that they don't want i literally have nothing under the tree and would like to be able to open one gift for myself with my kids please let me know i can pick up at your convenience pick for attention alright do you like puzzles well not really all right then i guess you're gonna get none then hey everyone my name is jacob walker choosing biggest where there seems to have been an influx in people that just think they can get stuff for free since cyberpunk came out if you've seen the game everyone wanted the game and then it came out and everyone's complaining about the game and some reason just like choosing beggars have just been through the roof so here's the best enjoy i have a really dumb question i'm creating a game with rpg maker and i've put feelers out to find artists and musicians willing to work on it with me and they all keep trying to charge me money is this normal like i make it very clear that this is a passion project that i'm working on for no profit and they still want sixty dollars for 16-bit artwork like i'm looking for collaborators and people who are treating me like i'm an active game developer with a budget does this happen to people who make mods too what people are asking for money for a job how could they hello sis called me do you make a party for your 30th birthday no because of the pandemic maybe next year or not at all well that's definitely going to suit you on my 30th birthday i also invited you all to dinner so you will probably be able to catch up next year and if you can't give us all still money so that we can eat alone don't forget the kids that's right if you're not having a birthday party send me money because i would have been going to your birthday party and i still want free food so i just had to block a number on blank's phone it was a kid he went to school with that decided to make a group duo call chat with every kid from school he has a number four so some of the people in this group are actually parents so the kid who made the group is pretty much demanding that everyone give him something for christmas he wants a toy or airpods but then again twenty dollars is good because if everyone gives him twenty dollars then he can go and buy the airpods i'm reading all these messages and half of the people in the group have no idea who is sending these messages because no one has the kid's number saved we all finally figure out who it is and one of the other mums calls the kids mom the mum who called the kid's mom gets back in the group and lets us all know that according to the kid's mom we all ruined her son's christmas because we won't all give her kid 20 or just buy the airpods her kids christmas is ruined all of our kids are selfish and we are selfish horrible parents who don't deserve kids all i can do is shake my head at this point i don't even want to try to understand how someone could even think that that type of behavior is okay if she wants twenty dollars from every other kid surely she's gonna be giving twenty dollars to each and every kid right you should say that you should say okay when we get our twenty dollars then you'll get yours that's perfectly fine ah friend wanna cash at me 50 bucks so i can go get my nails and toes done nah go get a job do i look like a bank this isn't even choosing begging this is just begging my old boss fired me because i was sick and then their business went under and she actually sent me a gofundme type thing to donate to the business if you can help by donating or sharing that would be amazing yeah not gonna lie karen i have no money especially after you know you you laid me off for being sick hi i wanted to commission you but your prices are too high for me i'm a student can you change them oh howdy as much as i'd like to do that and understand how tough it can be as a student i can't change the prices i feel like they're justifiable but i can point you in the direction of artists within your budget if you'd like change them nobody is gonna pay those freaking prices for your trash you're deluded if you think anybody is going to better yet they aren't worth money at all europe sucks you can blame the algorithm all you freaking want but in reality nobody likes your freaking art hello i want a drawing yeah if my art sucks why would you want a drawing from me yeah screw off and give me a drawing what's the logic there like you don't like it but you want it huh good morning my client is a well-known social media influencer who is planning to be married at the blank on the 10th of april 2021. in the lead-up to her wedding beginning this summer she would like a documentary style video an hour long and photos taken at bridal fittings which can be shared with her followers on the day of the wedding she would like a video documenting the whole day it must be one hour plus in length and a package that includes approximately 1 000 photos in exchange she is willing to extensively promote your business to followers on instagram and facebook combined amount of 55 000 whoa including story shout outs and will offer a discount of at least 25 off of your packages just so you're aware we have approached four other similar businesses in your area so a fast response will be beneficial to your business yep i've got to agree you better speed up their 55 000 followers that's an insane amount you know you could probably get that in a day on tick tock if you just uploaded like two videos but wow incredible like i'd give them three more more than a thousand pictures at least three thousand oh look at this we got a job opening video editors needed basic info it's unpaid work this is completely voluntary videos needed to edit will be a series and some videos will need vfx and sfx requirements must have experience and passwords to show have good programs like camtasia premiere pro etc if you have other good programs like after effects that's fine and a good schedule that can make it easier for the video to be submitted on time four slots only oh we better get on this fast guys my boyfriend got me a 75 euro ring as a christmas gift when i clearly asked him for a 200 euro one he clearly doesn't love me he said he'd provide anything i wanted when we started dating what an f's dash liar to break up with him yeah i mean i would as well poor guy oh don't worry you're not drawing for free i'm gonna pay you back with likes from my followers uh you either pay me with money or i'm not drawing for you it's as simple as that girl you're a small artist who the frick would pay you for your art with money if you think i'm gonna waste any of my time drawing your ugly bagel face after you insulted my art like this then you're being delusional fine small artists are all the same there's a reason why you don't have much followers i'm a v tuber and you'll regret this no way a v tuber wow oh she's missed out that this guy giving away a truck this is gonna sound crazy but y'all hear me out what if i teamed up with ford to give away a 2021 f-150 oh that's pretty nice one truck what's that going to do it isn't going to stop the thousands of families who are going hungry this morn it's not going to stop the thousands of families getting evicted this pandemic has taken its toll on the working families no xmas this year one truck it's true one truck's not gonna do anything so the person that was complaining you should give away 500 trucks you can't you can't afford that oh i guess i guess that's the same reason then five dollar old school coleman air pump i plugged it in and it went that's all it did i didn't try to pump my tires but it powered on and went if you pm me and ask if it works i will say that when i plugged in it went if you have a problem with that go tell your mum that i'm being unfair and keep your five bucks pm if interested crossboasted i guess the pump goes my 15 year old son has an acoustic guitar and is needing free lessons anyone doing this or know someone trustworthy and decent preferably not online he'd like face to face ha okay so he needs lessons for free hey is the iphone xs max still for sale oh yes it's still available how much is it and is it good oh it's 750 mid condition in a free case as well can i have it for free i want to play fortnite on it please please please or i can trade it with my xbox 360. um no and i don't do trades please i want it for free i don't know why i changed the voice i i just imagine like some old dude be like please oh and then at the end screw you stupid noob yup you heard him he's a new epic first free game not happy what is next goat simulator and farming simulator they're giving away city skylines for free and this guy's complaining really i got this a while ago for free and like i've never played it because i've never had type but i've heard great things about it oh i saw you make websites how much is it for one hello it really depends on the complexity how many pages you want whether or not you want animations and etc well i will pay you five dollars for a website with my name logo youtube videos and a video in the background with a spinning cube animation it is only one page so it's not hard and only have one animation uh sorry that would be at least 20 to 30 dollars for me i can do a discount of 15 if you're interested no stop trying to scam me i see people on fiverr do it for five dollars and my friend makes it for cheap and better you were scamming people i will report if you do not do it for five dollars i'm not gonna lie getting a website for fifteen dollars seems like a pretty good deal if you're complaining that you're not getting it for five dollars just spend the extra ten i've looked at websites and been quoted like three thousand four thousand for a website and i'm like five dollars sure or should i say fifteen dollars but it doesn't matter because there's more videos here which you can click on and then maybe i'll be able to get that four thousand dollar website you need to click it a lot unfortunately for me to do that and subscribe that'd be nice thanks

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Length: 11min 10sec (670 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 23 2020