Charlie Callas & Jerry Lewis (Jerry Lewis Show 1984)

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I'm delighted to present what is known as a co-anchor co-host your your right arm your man Friday all of those wonderful things would never really say what he is he is an infant a genius in comedy and I am the biggest fan he has in our business was a Charlie Callas you're you're hot tonight hot Oh hot but yeah I why not isn't it fun to do this it certainly heats us off the streets I don't know Charlie I don't know of anybody that does William Buckley William Buckley yes I don't know anyone that does that impression how about that okay what is the fate of it okay I'll do William F Buckley yeah but you got to do an impression that I heard you do in a dressing room okay all right like I wasn't set up so you want me to do Truman Capote okay William up talking to to Napoleon oh you know - in it always it means me that when we talked about skin nose as opposed to Voltaire and amending that as opposed to didacticism and the concomitant old for the Christian religion as opposed to it was his mouth with such you CLE would treat more I thought that means we could think and come upon a thing that way we'd all together be at one as it was made so when I was writing in oh good good that's good that's good I reside in the bridge engine like anything that I was writing so when I went back to New York right Joe them all the changes do please repeat that well when I was right and go good hey when you do an hour show you got to fill it with stuff with your mic on try this one yeah all right do the Hunchback of Notre Dame The Hunchback how about how about something classic today this is a rich inner tiger Notre Dame is not a rock tomb Ritchie deferred all Kevin's back King whoa now is the winter of our discontent a glorious summer by this son of York and all that lowered upon our house is now disdainful and I think I'll sing straighten up and fly right [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] Charlie yes how much - if you had to do an impression at my funeral who would you do it as oh well whatever you know who know but it was just how we're dissing turn from love here today France with you to delivery Lord but any more lies today he would say my high [Laughter] hi you know why Sheree started out like a lot of comedians we do impressions for insurance Kozik me crowded I did go in my room when I was a kid forever more but who remembers that 3/4 I placed impression either did was sit well cherry granite nedra I used to call up the the after a hotel in New York City is Cary Grant I'd say hello this is this is Cary Grant I'm at the airport and it seems that my manager forgot to make reservations now the people at the other end you're very fit oh my god yes dude I'm coming in your party oh I'm never 28 of us I never show up that's nasty the first oppressed I ever did really was then Casey the doctors or Burbank Ebanks then Casey Begley she then Casey some David a proper training you want to be one of the world's greatest awful you guys titled one of the world's greatest absolute you'll own a dog store [Music] [Applause] I want you I want you to know that jolly travels probably as much as you do woof well okay the world of our biz our whole theatrical world is the luggage says anywhere we go where the action is I know Mel and I spend time discussing movie stars films film direction the technical aspects of film we are on the road and we do that when we're at the Sahara in Vegas in between shows we can spend two hours just talking about films what do you do when you're on the road what do you do when you're not working well I like that two films you know I've grown up going on movies for my elder when he said the films yes Queen you know Voltaire Spinoza my boy no you know okay Lane boy all right a lot of people make jokes about that magazine right it's they got great they have great articles but it's I don't want anything raised that I don't want to make fun of the centerfolds or whatever the girls I think can I stand up for this one explains them of course the girls in these magazines they're all lovely right so look at there's like a beautiful hair with a high heel standing there with the lowest but what they do is they say they get interviewed they try and get very erudite or philosophical or profound it doesn't make sense with the pictures the girl will come and say hi my name is Julie and I'd like somebody to know the real me [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] girls in the magazine said she was searching for absolute perfection Einstein devoted two years of his life finis musica we've been a foreign countries naturally you notice the difference the way people pay compliment okay in different countries yeah as opposed to Americans or I'm I was in London about four months ago your granny and you were in one really I didn't know that Charlie I was good look what report I'm doing some British television no kidding and I'm in the restaurant English couple they're looking at me other about fifty years old married and the wife comes over to me and says they will be the khalasar on - so suggest is when you're very funny we've seen you in a meditate on American television my husband died we both love you now the husband comes or visas various you're very funny which to tell us keep up the good work we need more people I filled in the world with what's going on today muchas thank you very tiny I'm an Atlantic City last week right playing at Caesars I'm Annie elevator crazy comes OD hey Charlie Callas you're lovely I love you when you're doing a thing with the with the horse I want my pen if you're beautiful thank you me a favor want you to meet my husband right yeah come here Lou [Laughter] now you know let's go so I like truisms now you know I like to observe people and sort of magnify it hold the mirror up to nature is it Walker wolf you've gone is Disneyland right many fun yes I love it now in going to Disneyland I go to all the rides and everything but I could never understand why parents bring children to Disneyland I want to say children I mean little babies because they can't focus they can't hook don't say like honey look there's going to go super slow I love that you're the one good love that rewards one okay
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Length: 10min 39sec (639 seconds)
Published: Sun Apr 09 2017
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