Foster Brooks Roast Hubert Humphrey

[Music] about six twelve Thank You senator and now senator Humphrey we're very pleased they're with us the man who managed your campaign for presidency in 1968 your closest friend and political adviser mr. foster Brooks [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] hi newbie I just uh can't figure out no I can't fit you gotta have how the heck we lost [Applause] the only way I'm figured out it must have been simply bad time you just haven't been running for presidents the same day Nixon was there's one one day either way you ever finish you then then instead of two tricky Zeki with a head you be the bou' [Applause] even as it wasn't input pretty close if if one half have a person out of every hundred people who voted for Nichkhun next have had voted for him I voted for him we would've won that's all just one half one half a person and if he voted for Nixon you can guess which half the person it was [Applause] it has mission sent out to here [Applause] I haven't be one of the sender's closest friends whom do you think drank up on the punch sir Hubert just please as that's my things I taught I taught him everything he knows about Paulo before I got a hold him he thought Henry Cabot Lodge was a motel [Applause] and the Barry Goldwater was a urologist so I can assure you that you remember II would have made a wonderful president just as he made a wonderful book thanks vice president and did you know that he was the most active vice president we ever had he used to get up at 6 o'clock every morning so I could run to home and collect his unemployment and he is such a generous and compassionate man when he heard that that Watts was burning he sent the inhabitants a whole truckload of marshmallows [Applause] and unlike other politicians you never hear any stories advisement Humphrey and and broads then one day tomorrow [Applause] [Applause]

Channel: John W Hardin

Views: 2,161,724

Rating: 4.7625365 out of 5

Keywords: Foster Brooks, Hubert Humphrey, comdey

Id: ZGJtuEyvj_s

Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 08 2015

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