charles being obsessed with jake and amy | brooklyn nine nine

hey guys i just discovered a new drug too it's called your relationship and i'm high on it charles i'm going to need you to back off man roger that yeah oh hi i'm starting today detective santiago oh detective peralta welcome aboard i'm hearing wedding bells eggy hey what's happening is charles having a stroke no he's warning me you're here so i won't talk about other girls i just thought it might be weird for you because of your history it's so weird that amy dated that guy why do you care so much and second i don't care i'm just curious why she would like him whatever you say what's going on i can hear your lips moving ah are you guys kissing what no charles stop always asking that hey so you want to talk about what happened before you mean that you're telling pimento not me that you're trying to make a baby thing no no i'm totally fine you told russell frozen that god oh why her not me sometimes you can be a little much a little much a little much what's happening jake and amy are getting married tonight titled my sex tape what oh yeah whoa all right i gotta work a lot of work what give me half hour detective santiago and i may have been in there snorking yes oh wait what about the gym floozy amy was the gym floozy the gym floozy was under my nose the whole time oh i'm over the moon okay over the moon all right editor will start by joining peralta in santiago on their gang stakeout because they're america's dream couple you need to calm down we're in the workplace because it's just too much for me oh my god amy go to him i worry about you too oh my god jake go to herb i'm sorry why aren't you going to each other oh my god everyone jake and amy are going to kiss for the first time in six months let those nicholas sparks fly so everyone's just gonna watch us yes i'll get to it you love birds here we go come on man how did you get there so fast love finds a way while you're talking to him jake and amy can babysit your kids unless you're too busy making babies over there i want you to go down now get out of us jake you know why little boys put little girls pigtails on playgrounds cause they're so easy to grab they're just begging to be pulled because they like the girls and that's the only way they know how to get their attention what are you saying all of this season this elaborate date somewhere down deep you like aiming like like you're like it happened okay city hall it is no i was eavesdropping i'm always heat shopping i don't like it look i didn't spend the last seven years watching your love ripe and only to have it sullied by a city hall wedding you're getting married right here right now bonjour madame fromage don't worry charles is leaving in a second i am yeah you were just helping me set up fine enjoy your weird anniversary with just the couple you selfish jerks amy listen to me very carefully if you and jake are thinking of trying you are ovulating like crazy right now you take that helmet off before i knock it off what your basal temperature is off the charts this is a good thing really i love you too oh my god what a beautiful moment and you guys amy is ovulating as we speak guys we did it we really did it oh charles is here big time why are you being weird amy and i kissed what to keep our cover from being blown we didn't have a choice tell me everything you and rosa follow augustine right and you and amy follow your hearts no we're gonna stay with the package and each other forever no no no no no this is not how you and amy are supposed to end you're supposed to grow old and die holding each other as your cruise ship slowly takes on water i need help on this i asked boyle and he was useless put a baby in here jake what are you waiting for which we have prepared for in no way shape or form romantic no embarrassing gotta get back here right now amy's water broke what what when what did she lose her mucus plus did you lose your mucus blood you believe you're making me say that dick was it was it clear or milky was it bloody was it the bloody show jake i think it's very cool that you learned this very progressive charles i think you know you crossed a line just get back here now copy this is it my purpose is clear i was put on this earth forget you back in time to see your baby's birth i mean you're a grown man with your own hopes of dreams my purpose is clear i love you so much too i love this so much so i guess charles was listening to our conversation yeah what is going on with you two come on boyle not this again you gotta admit there's a spark jakey's going on a date are you going on a date with amy what no why uh because you guys just kissed on that mission i can't believe you're gonna take some fitness floozy to bouchemange you should be going with amy right amy so stop pressuring us oh you sweet naive boy i haven't even begun to pressure you two i've already written my best man's speech for your wedding oh i'm gonna need you to get married on a farm a lot of my jokes rely on that i was tossing and turning jake told me about your fight i'm so worried about you two thank you charles what do i have to do buy the mattress myself done probably dissolved it would make him so happy not the baby's name my name what's he gonna call me uncle chuck lucky c ooh chichi so he says it early maybe just charles wait so my dad gets to be his pop-pop but i'm just charles your dad does not get to be his pop-up well i hope you're prepared to make that phone call imagine it he's had a tough day he's fighting with amy you know how you let things escalate so he just walks over to my place bottle of wine in hand and we just talk it out and then by the time that bottle's finished you've come to your senses and apologized it's amazing oh jake and amy and baby makes three i don't know if i believe in god but i have prayed for this what do you think amy sees in teddy so you do like her i'm just curious you want to know why she went out with him and not you yeah because he actually asked her out you just asked me repeatedly because i was rooting for you and amy but now i can see her super serious about this anonymous gym seductress oh i'm so sorry amy why are you doing that with your face i'm smiling at mommy and daddy gross picking up cagney and lacey one tastes to practice parenting and you two will be so hot to have sex the kind of make babies walk away charles okay but i'll be back in nine months killed her her oh my god it was a her you replacing amy not me what have i done but i bet you didn't figure out that we're having twins no not really it's one baby i just needed to see charles faint hey jerkos this little [ __ ] escaped so that oughta teach did you just mm-hmm and did you say and i'm sorry i said you'll never be a dad you will be and you can make it happen tonight just go to amy and make sure afterwards that she holds her knees to her chest release him all right i think i'm good on this okay pillow talk alert set the scene spooning or face to face charles wow i was agreeing with you i'm sorry i'm just so excited about all this you march over there you tell her how you feel and you bring a fancy bottle of lavender shampoo because champagne woman's head is the most erotic thing you could have no wait till it starts raining no that's crazy go now oh my god the honeymoon is on the line and your money hmm okay great whatever gets you on board let's go for the honeymoon and no other reason no your dad had to get her money back i knew you'd save our honeymoon my honeymoon whatever yeah girls it has to it's for our honeymoon you said hour she just got lunch double helping of spinach baby's gonna love that folic acid you are so strange amy be very careful about throwing around accusations like that because if you're trying to say i somehow ruined jake's wedding then i'm gonna kill myself so tread lightly yeah we're good this is so sweet no kiss her belly boy you're both very attractive aren't they boyle go home oh pam can stay but not me oh my god oh my god it's happening quick someone get a reaction video of me becoming an uncle ah she's making it did you just lie to me about our baby yeah did you lie to us about our baby hey hey the baby can hear you yelling and it's upsetting him it's a fake baby charles i meant me the baby's a cover i really hope you like it but if you don't i will kill myself charles it looks amazing it's beautiful how can i ever repay you get pregnant use your body to give the world more jake you think you two can handle watching the kids while i meet with officer maldack oh they could handle it calm down charles i love seeing these glimpses of domestic peraltiago now kiss no you don't do it enough you do it all the time just not in front of you it's been a year we don't have time for this now kelly's oh and it was so cool are you just sitting in math class and you feel that buzz and it's your dad saying he loves you the rest of the day you're just walking on air did you guys just kiss hmm did i miss it yes it was very unprofessional oh come on i don't know i have to hold a cup of water with both hands cause they're so weak i know whoa wait that's what i'm talking about well lucky for you amy i am an unlicensed doula i've delivered three of my cousins and one of my uncles long story short go away okay here we go jake amy let's go downstairs it's wedding time and do you jake bye you may kiss the bride well how was everyone's weekend oh uh we bought a couch okay i know you need help and time is tight but i see there's blue cake on the floor and i know what that means if he's of either sex or the baby so before we do anything i'm gonna need a minute sorry for all the weeping and the weird snort noise i made at the end it's genetic it's worth it i'm anti roro she gets to be roro credible you

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Id: UwbQmZvti5k

Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 29 2020