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[Music] [Music] [Music] hola don't tell me it didn't know it was loaded Oh can't he do something constructive like start an avalanche or something Bosch we will Shelly when you start to it like this something is the matter [Music] Silvia I'm getting a divorce what from Charles he's the only husband I have I've tried to make it work really I have but what I can't explain it's just time to miserable to go on any longer like this it is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat but I don't understand why do you want a divorce because I don't love him and he obviously doesn't love me but that's no reason to get a divorce with a rich husband and this year's clothes he won't find it difficult to make some new friends look admit I came to Paris to escape American Prudential but that doesn't mean I'm ready to French traditional I love the whole idea of divorce Sylvie but if only Charles have been honest with me that's all I ask of anybody the simple truth but with Charles everything is secrecy and lies he's hiding something from me Sylvie something terrible and frightens me does he belong to you well it's hers where'd you find him robbing a bank he was throwing snowballs at Baron Rothschild oh thank you do we know each other why do you think we're going to I don't know how would I know because I already know an awful lot of people until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else hmm well if anyone goes on the critical list I'd be no quitter uh-huh you give up awfully easily don't you yeah shall we let us make a walk I've never seen a Rothschild before [Music] mmm-hmm clever fellow almost miss me you're blocking my view Oh which view would you prefer no one you're blocking it's my last chance I'm flying back to Paris itself you know what's your name Peter Joshua Oh mine's Regina Lampert hmm is there a mr. Namba yes good for you no it isn't I'm getting a divorce please not on my account oh no I said I really love him at least you're honest hmm is there a mrs. Joshua yes but we're divorced oh that was no proposal I'm just curious is your husband with you Oh your child is never with me what do people call you Pete mr. Joshua I've enjoyed talking with you now you're angry no no I'm not angry I just have a lot of packing to do I'm going back to Paris too well wasn't it Shakespeare who said when strangers do meet in far-off lands they should ere long see each other again Shakespeare never said dad how do you know it's terrible you just made it up what it sounds right you gonna call me are you in the book my child is is it only one Charles Lampert Lord I hope so [Music] goodbye Gillian thanks when you get your divorce are you going back to America well don't you want me to stay yes of course but if you went back in the hood me a letter you could have the stamps I'll get you some here okay okay goodbye [Music] Oh Naveen [Music] madam shall open yes I'm inspector I'd work up care of the police judiciaire would you be so kind as to come with me please [Music] [Music] Menem you're positive you love him I'm very cold we discovered your husband's body lying next to the tracks of the parents board the railroad lie he was dressed only in his pajamas do you know if any reason why he might have wanted to leave France leave no your husband possessed the ticket of passage on the Marin guapi it sailed for Venezuela this morning at 7:00 I'm very confused he was American your husband Swiss Swiss his profession he didn't have one he was a wealthy man I suppose so I don't know about how wealthy would you say I don't know where did he keep his money I don't know beside yourself who is his nearest relative I don't know that's absurd Madame go tell ma taps you I know I'm sorry it is all right I wish you wouldn't f ed Lapierre on Wednesday last your husband sold the entire contents of the apartment at public auction everything the gallery paid him 1,250,000 new francs in dollars a quarter of a million the authorities in Bordeaux searched his compartment on the train they searched it thoroughly they did not find 250,000 dollars these few things are all that was found in the train compartment there was no other baggage your husband must have been in a great hurry one wallet containing 4,000 francs one agenda his last notation was made yesterday Thursday 5:00 p.m. Java this shows it easy why there I don't know perhaps you met somebody obviously one ticket of passage to South America one letter stamp at unsealed addressed to you may I see it please my dear Regina I hope you're enjoying your holiday measure F can be so lovely at this time of year the days passed very slowly and I hope to see you soon as always Charles PS your dentist called yesterday your appointment has been changed not mattress it we took the liberty of calling your dentist we thought perhaps we would learn something did you yes your appointment has been changed one key to your apartment one comb one fountain pen one toothbrush one tin of tooth powder that is all if you will sign this list you may take the things with you I said only I leave now one more question is this your husband's Passport yes and this I don't understand and this and this [Music] oh I telephone but nobody answered I know hello I wanted to tell you how sorry I am and see if there's anything I can do how did you find out it's in the afternoon papers I'm very sorry thank you I press labelled but it doesn't ringing I guess I know that no electricity well where did everything go Charles don't at all adoption this is all I have left I love this room but Charles never really saw it only the things in it I think I preferred this way what are you gonna do to try and get my old job back at your rescue I suppose doing what I'm a simultaneous translator like Sylvie what if she's English into French and I'm French into English that's what I was doing before I married Charles police probably think I killed him instant divorce you mean something like that it's terrible it ended this way though tossed off a train like a sack of third-class mail come on you can't stay here I don't know where to go we'll find your hotel nothing too expensive I'm not a lady of leisure anymore you know something Kenan Mother India enough to your ESCO so you can take a cab when it rains okay [Music] not a very large turnout is it do you just have any friends don't ask me I'm only the widow if Charles are died in bed we wouldn't even have him at least e-news had to behave at funerals [Music] have you no idea who could have done it until two days ago the only thing I really knew about trials was his name now it seemed I didn't even know that he must have known chars pretty well how can you down he said logic to him do you know you never seen him before [Music] arrivederci Charlie [Music] miss Lampert ma'am miss Lampert ma'am Charlie I had no call of doing it that way no siree [Music] what next [Music] Neil Pardo madam Macy was it fun the American Embassy [Music] I bluffed the old man on the last pot with a pair of deuces what's so depressing about that well I mean if I can do it what are the Russians doing to him hello hello is there anything wrong miss Hopkins uh miss Tompkins isn't here oh I'm sorry my secretary must have gone to lunch hey you are mrs. Lampert mrs. Charles Lampert oh yes please come in mrs. Lampert excuse me for a moment mrs. Lampert stubborn little devil dry cleaning wise things are all fouled up I had a good man a really excellent man on the roof all too well HQs is to use the planter here in the building to ease the gold outflow mr. Bartholomew are you quite sure you know who I am you're Charles Lambert's widow yes I'm very sorry last time I sent out a tie only the spot came back well as they say what you sit down mrs. Lambie I've got something here I've got littlest living wish chicken and liverwurst no thank you mrs. Lampert do you know what CIA is I don't suppose it's an airline is it Central Intelligence Agency CIA I mean spies and all that only we call them agents you mean you someone has to do it mrs. Lampert it's just I didn't think people like you were supposed to admit I'm not an agent I'm an administrator a desk jockey trying to run a Bureau of overworked men with under allocated funds Congress seems to think that all a spy needs agent yes that all he needs is a codebook a cyanide pill and he's in business what's all this got to do with me mr. Bartholomew your husband was wanted by the United States government may I have a sandwich please chicken or liverwurst chicken to be more specific mrs. Lampert your husband was wanted by this agency yes we of course knew him by his real name bus Charles bus all right mrs. Voss I'd like you to look at this photograph here for a moment please tell us if you're recognize oh by the way have you seen this one Scott Cathy and ham jr. very sweet anything all right mrs. Bostock me Dad lad what's the name on the marriage license oh I'm terribly sorry miss Lambert would you look at that photograph and tell me if you recognize anyone please I just a moment have a good look huh it's jobs very good look so young when was this taken 1944 next please man was at the funeral yesterday a tall man in a corduroy suit does name text pent hollow mean anything you know you know I am thank you next please he was there too a little less hair but it's the same one do you know here mrs. Lampert Leopold W Gideon no the last one please that's a face you don't forget he was there two lemons goby we never seen any bar either no thank him this is Robert I'm very much afraid that you are in a great deal of danger why should I be in any danger you're Charles Ross's wife now that he's dead you're their only leand mr. Bartholomew if you're trying to frighten me you're doing a first-rate job please do what we ask mrs. Lampert it's your only chance gladly but I don't know what you want you haven't told me oh I haven't well it's the money mrs. Lampert the money two hundred and fifty thousand dollars Charles Bosch received from the auction those three men want it true they want it very badly that's trials as money not theirs Oh mrs. Langer I'd like to see you try and convince them of that oh my but then whose is it here's all theirs ours Charles Voss stole two hundred and fifty thousand dollars from the United States government I'm afraid we want it back I don't have it that's impossible mrs. Lampert the only one who couldn't have it mr. Bartholomew if I had a quarter of a million dollars believe me I'd know it nevertheless mrs. Lampert you've got it you mean he's just lying around somewhere all that cash or a certified check a safe deposit key baggage claim you look for mrs. lamb but I'm quite sure you'll find it and look for it look just as hard as fast you can you may not have a great deal of time those three men know you've got the money just as surely as we do you won't be safe until the money is in our hands it's that clear now here's where you are - call me day or night it's a direct line to both my office and my apartment and please don't tell anyone about coming to see us today it could prove fatal for them as well as yourself as I said mrs. Lambert I'm afraid you're in a great deal of danger I regret very much having to say this but please remember what happened to your husband [Music] hello hello Peter now didn't you telephone me to meet you on that corner over there I'm sorry I heard the children laughing do you understand French another word I'm still having trouble with English the man and a woman are married oh I can see that they're patting each other over the head oh snap of a hat that's the policeman he wants to arrest Judy for killing punch what's she saying now that she's innocent she didn't do it oh she did it all right I believe her well who was that that's punch of course bunch of course I thought he was dead he's only pretending to teach her a lesson only he is dead Peter I saw him he's not pretending somebody threw him off a train Charles was mixed up in something terrible what am I going to do I wish you'd let me help you it doesn't sound like the sort of thing that a young woman can handle by yourself how about making me vice president in charge of cheering you up starting tonight all swab issue damn good evening ladies legitimate when I sera signora signore e sis well Goku really told us father Yahoo save it have your keys your black sheep club not X your [ __ ] you damn Vinny C step right up ladies gentlemen I what's going on fun in games evidently where the floorshow equity one hello via to Zeki there are two teams a Porsche a Kiki Yahoo nahal's for every team there is one orange naranja and afters in a material motor tubes are into the order did you like so the horse or who you pass the arms on the person behind you [Music] mrs. Lampert for you didn't Charles tell you mrs. Lampert tell me what it doesn't belong to you you do know that don't you I don't know mrs. Lampert any morning now you could wake up dead mrs. Lampert izmir not dead mrs. Lampert like last week's news like Charles what's the trouble you stepped on my foot forgive me wait yeah it was quite unintentional I'm sure mr. Bartholomew this is Regina Lampert mr. Bartholomew I just saw one of those men said well um you can you hear me this is Regina I just what do you want now you must be kiddin no not now come on now Miss Lambert you know what it is you're gonna get it for me too you know I ain't fooling around here no siree Bob but noise miss Lampard it could get a whole lot worse you know belongs to me in this labyrinth and you're gonna get it for him well your life ain't gonna be worth the paper it's printed on you sell you what I'm saying to you what's the matter what are you doing in here I'm having a nervous breakdown [Music] how old I waited long enough what happened back there I'm not sure if I'm supposed to tell you or not what does that mean he said if I told anybody it could prove fatal for them as well as for me who said that's what I'm not supposed to say now stop that nonsense stop bullying me everybody's bullying me I'm not bullying yeah well you said it was nonsense being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense why don't you try it sometime would you mind see me to the door of course not it's a good place for making friends you said this afternoon your husband was mixed up in something how do you shave in there what was it what was what what your husband was mixed up in look I know it's asking you to stretch your imagination but don't you think you could pretend just for a moment that I'm a woman listen I could already be arrested for transporting a minor above the first floor here you are we're on the street where you live how about once more around the park how about getting out of here come on child out won't you come in for a minute no I won't I don't write you know unless it's called for how would you like a spanking how'd you like a punch in the nose stop treating me like a child let it stop behaving like one if you want to tell me what's troubling you fine if not I'm tired it's late now I want to go into bed oh you know what's wrong with you know what nothing [Music] where is Italy I don't know I want it give it to me [Music] Peter Peter Peter you alright Oh PJ you hurt mm-hmm I sprained my pride how are you scared you'll be all right where did it go it's out the window I guess I'll lock the door don't do you want to accept me and close these windows after me be careful you just took the words right out of my mouth [Music] what is it now Pamela it happened again another strange man appeared in the window and maybe then went away bad luck [Music] that was a dumb move Herman man and then some it only let us know he was going up to her room we could have done something to keep him busy sneaking off up there that away by yourself man what did you expect him to do walk up and shake you by that hand of yours to move him in a dumb move yes it was a dumb move Herman what is the matter with you you want some more never mind that did you get the money how could I were the three marx brothers breathing down my neck I thought we had an agreement now the girl trust me if she's got the money I'll find out about it but you just leave me alone we took all the chances the money belongs to us not him don't be piggy Herman said if nothing is nothing just think about that but make up your mind she's waiting for me I don't see how another 24 hours could hurt anything no not after all these years then he gets it out of your share not my not my either one of you got the room next to it yeah I have why give me the key get yourself another room I want to use it hmm if you do find that money you ain't gonna forget to tell your buddies about it are you don't worry oh no I ain't worried and you see this little fella here oh he worries and he's even meaner and I am [Music] [Music] who is it it's me Peter [Music] [Music] there was no trace of him why don't you confide in me and tell me what this is all about there are three men he's one of them they think I have a quarter of a million dollars that belongs to them go on that's all no it isn't where's the money I don't know they kill Charles to get it but he must have had it with him on the train so they think he left it with you I've looked everywhere and if I don't find it they're gonna kill me no they won't I won't get them Peter help me you're the only one I can trust I told you I would oh I'm so hungry I could faint and I've got your suit all wet that's all right so drip dry [ __ ] your eyes promise me you'll never lie to me the way Charles did why do people have to tell lies usually it's because they want something they're afraid the truth won't get it for them you do lies [Music] hello mrs. Lambert it's me the man who was in your room a few minutes ago what do you want who is it you have to fight with his dial with you who the man I had to fight with lady Dyle that's his name what's wrong is he still there yes that's right what's he saying don't trust him don't tell him anything he's after the money what was all that about he he said if I don't give him the money he'll kill me oh don't take it seriously he's just trying to frighten you I believe what he said I was just a lot of words why it's gonna hurt trying to get some sleep you'll feel better don't worry I've arranged to take the room next audio [Music] so you'll be alright if you want anything just bang on the water better lock the door have to me goodnight [Music] [Music] mr. Bartholomew what I'm trying to say is that is that there's someone else he says his name is Peter Joshua but it isn't it's Dyle are you still there mr. Bartholomew yes yes miss Lampert I don't know who this mr. Dyle is but it's just possible we were wrong about who killed your husband you mean he might have mr. Bartholomew I'm catching the next plane out of here I'm not gonna sit around for somebody to make chopped liver out of me now take it easy mr. slab but take it easy where are you knocking you meet me at the market at Nell yes opposite San Jose - but I'll meet you there in 15 minutes [Music] [Music] Olivia wrap up to knock off two feet [Music] three basic taxi [Music] while you followed yes by Dyle but I lost him I'm beginning to think women make the best spies agents he has a gun mr. Bartholomew no but I saw it no that's not caution dialed Carson there's only one dial connected with disappear mrs. Lampert pass Carson Dyle you mean you've known about him all along it's enough to make your vegetarian isn't it it's just lucky that I'm not hanging next to one of those things right now why didn't you tell me you knew about Dyle I didn't see any point dials dead mr. Bartholomew what is all this about in 1944 five members of the OSS the military espionage unit were ordered behind the German lines for the purpose of delivering two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in gold to the French underground the five men were of course your husband Charles the three men who showed up at his funeral yesterday and Qasim Dyle instead of delivering the gold they stole it how by burying it then reporting the Germans had captured it all they had to do is come back after the war dig it up split it five ways quarter of a million dollars with no questions asked I can't stand those things it's like drinking coffee through a veil everything went smoothly enough until after the gold was buried then before they could get out they were ambushed by a German patrol a machine gun separated Scobie from his right hand the court Carson Dyle full in the stomach what's wrong with that one nothing I guess what happened then have you any idea what these things cost oh please go on mr. Bartholomew what happened then [Music] Carson Dyle was dead but Scobie was able to travel that's it okey then was i Carson Dyle was dead mr. Carson Dyle was dead the others finally got back to the base and waited for the war to end only Charles couldn't wait quite as long as the others he beat them back to the girl took everything for himself and disappeared it's taken Gideon Tex and Scobie all this time to catch up with him again but if they stole all that money why can't you arrest them we know what happened from the bits and pieces we were able to pace together we still have no proof what has got to do with the CIO [Music] CIA mrs. flappin it's an extension of the wartime OSS it's our money and we want it back I'm sorry mr. Bartholomew but nothing you've said has changed my mind I'm leaving Paris tonight wouldn't advise that mrs. Lampert better consider what happened to your husband when he tried to leave those men won't be very far away no matter where you go in fact I don't even see any point in your changing hotels now please help us mrs. Lampert your government is counting on you I suppose if I'm going to die I might as well do it for my country that's the spirit here's what I want you to do we're anxious to know who this man is the one calling himself Dyle I want you to find out why me you're in an ideal position he trusts you besides you yourself said women make the best spies agents Oh [Music] Roland what are you doing following me it's gonna look like a parade stop it how are you how nice to see what you arrived it's lovely down to stay are you having a good time so many things to see hyaline my line if you don't stop following me I'll call the police [Music] dial please Diwali yes mr. dad I remember no I'm sorry mr. Dyle nothing today yes Reggie it's the only name I've got how about you I know captain Mouse you've got me what do you want to know why you lied to me I had to so I knew you were in on the whole thing I'm trying to find out who you are did you know my name is Dyle Carson Dyle is dead yes he is he was my brother your brother the army thinks he was killed in action by the Germans but I think they did it Tex Gideon Scobie and your husband because my brother wouldn't go along with their scheme to steal the gold I think he threatened to turn them in and they killed him I'm trying to prove it they think I'm working with them but I'm not Reggie I'm on your side just believe that how can i you lie to me just the way Charles did after promising you wouldn't oh I want to believe you Peter I can't call you that anymore can I take me a while to get used to your new name what is it hmm hello hello [Music] anything funny to try to talk to anyone I'll kill you dial your red girl raincoat take the next car please [Music] for god I do want you to bump your head I get in there I turn around sit down now what we wait with our mouths shut [Music] [Music] I'm sorry about that okay up there do I knock uh something I open it keep right on going the viewer that'll be worth it [Music] very pretty no what I was afraid of that [Music] I'll give you a chance style which is more than you'd give me where's the money is that why you dragged me all the way up here to ask me that she has it and I say maybe you both have it one more time down where is it supposing I had it which I don't do you really think I'd just hand it over to you [Music] step back [Music] back where that's the idea [Music] no just a minute take it easy [Music] [Music] [Music] are you doing how do you think if you get bored try writing love thy neighbor hundred times on the side of the building [Music] Monsieur next time please you lucky hole is that you yeah you gonna open up don't you know it's impolite to leave someone holding the phone what happened oh I met a man with sharp nails Scobie yeah I left him hanging around the American Express coming things like crazy nervous tough gonna hurt you much more that's gonna hurt me oh you hear something rip no it's not I only came here for an estimate so it still it's not too bad you won't be able to lie on your back for a few days then you can live from any position can't you oh you got a bully like a bite back they do in the movies are you really cousin brother don't you like to see my passport passport what kind of a proof is that no would you like to see where I was tattooed yes all right we're drive around that way could at least tell me what your first name is these days Alexander okay Alexander you're done good you're a new man I'm sorry the old one couldn't tell you the truth is there a mrs. Dyle yes but we're divorced I thought that was Peter Joshua I'm just as difficult to live with as he was Alex how can you tell if anyone's lying or not you can't it must be some way there's no riddle about two tribes of Indians the white feet always tell the truth and the blackfeet always lie so what they could be an Indian you say hey Indian what are you a truthful Whitefoot or a lying Blackfoot he says I'm a truthful Whitefoot but which is he well why couldn't you just look at his feet because he's wearing moccasins well then he's a truthful Whitefoot of course but why not a lying Blackfoot which one are you a truthful Whitefoot come in sit down guys wanna look at my feet yes [Music] already listen to me oh here it comes the fatherly talk you forget I'm already a widow so was Juliet at sixteen I'm not 15 that's the trouble you're too old for me can't you be serious oh you just had an honorable word what did I say serious but a man gets to be my age at the last word he ever wants to hear I don't want to be serious I especially don't want you to be okay we'll just sit around all day long being frivolous how about then Angie cut it out well now what are you doing cutting it up who told you to do that you did oh I'm not through complaining yet [Music] I'm khalid al alex i think i love you [Music] telephone ring nevermind whoever it is won't give up on either one hello I'm sorry yeah I was just uh nibbling on something say I'd appreciated money honey if you'd wiggle on over to room 46 and chew the fat for a spell could you give me one good reason why I should yeah the little one about six or seven keeps calling for aunt Reggie it's a cute Halloween I'll be right there hey Tex do some with this kid will you my whole legs chorus why you here cowboy ya sure AM kid so where's your gun where do you put that thing away madam is Lampert no who invited him well hammer see you had a happy landing I'm a school sylvie like way up afraid they'll have to wait mrs. Lampert his mother she won't be anybody's mother unless you answer some questions Saint no game is Lamberg want that money now why don't you keep quiet and stop threatening the child he hasn't got the money and not as mrs. Lampert if then who does I don't know Herman maybe you do me how are you Oh Oh him well that's the most ridiculous thing right listen to this man man gone Loco now hold it suppose one of you found Charles here in Paris even bumped into him by accident holiday when he tried to run out again calling him on the train threw him out the window without bothering to tell the other two took all the money for yourself if one of us did that he wouldn't hang around here waiting for the other two to figure it out but he'd have to don't you see if he left he'd be admitting his guilt whoever it is has to wait you're pretending to look for the money waiting for the rest of us to give up and go home he's just trying to throw us off they got it I tell you why don't we search their rooms that's all right with us what are we wasting time for let's go while we're waiting we'll search yours not my room well Herman you have something to hide then there are no objections alright here's my key well YouTube just make yourselves to home here well let's get busy John Jolley who gets your vote Scobie he's the one who objected all right I'll take Texas Roman Gideon's you take John Dewey with you and bolt the door from inside come on John we will have a treasure hunt okay thanks Annie Charlie stuff looks like it it's gonna call Herman it's not here why bother and if it is why bother alright so there's not miss it now everything's here the police have kindly provided us with a list sure ain't nothing here with no quarter of a million dollars not unless we're blind I keep telling myself we've stolen a great deal of money but up to now I've yet to see a penny of it you think maybe we're fishing up the wrong stream meaning what suppose one of us has it you know like the man says now that'd be mighty distasteful must be and veterans are the same war and all wow you know I tell you if I had it Oh naturally just like I'd tell you if I had it naturally and that goes for Hyman too naturally he's alright Sylvie honestly just hurry over as soon as you can okay now if you had a treasure where would you hide it I would bury it in the garden most well but this man doesn't have a garden Oh neither do I you don't well if you had to hide it in this room where would you put it up there on top of that cupboard you know something you may be right don't follow me hairy little things living up here hey there is something that's heavy I found it I found it I found it I found you think you're getting credit for this you're crazy we won we won did you find it no what do you mean no yeah the kid was yelling there believe me there's nothing up there [Music] Oh jumpin frijoles a hermits pair where is he he's over in my room [Music] you'd better take the boy out in the hall [Music] now who would have done a mean thing like that I'm not quite sure how to say my room mine either oh the police aren't gonna like this a bit we could drive him off and take him down a hall to his own room he really doesn't look too bad no poor old Herman seems like him and good luck always was strangers well maybe now he'll meet up with his other hand someplace a man drowned in his bed impossible and in his pajamas the second one in his pajamas so stupid stop lying to me this nose tells me when you are lying it is never mistaken not in 23 years this nose will make me komissarov police mr. Dyle or mr. Joshua which is it Dyle and yet you're adjusted in measure L as mr. Joshua didn't you know it was against the law to register under an assumed name no I didn't it's done in America all the time none of you will be permitted to leave Paris until this matter is cleared up only I warn you I will be watching we used a guillotine in this country I have always suspected that the blade coming down Kozar is no more than a slight tickling sensation on the back of the neck it is on your guess of course I hope none of you ever finds out for certain [Applause] who do you think did it Gideon possibly or Tex possibly you're a fat lot of help that's right can I have one of those wonder what I think texted it Oh Bonnie ash of God I see the flame why do you think thanks did it because I really suspect Gideon and it's always the person you don't suspect do women think it feminine to be so illogical or can't they help it what's so illogical about that well you just said that it's always the one you don't suspect did you suspect Gideon so therefore must be text but on the other hand if you suspect Texas must be the other fella Gideon I guess I just can't help it hmm whoo women oh you know I can't help feeling rather sorry for Scooby wouldn't it be nice if we were like that what let's go be no Gene Kelly you remember when he danced down here by the river and American in Paris without a care in the world hmm you know this is good what's up huh oh uh I guess you don't do Alex I'm scared yes I know I can't think of any reason why he was killed well perhaps I'm I thought the four shares were too many what makes you think that this someone is gonna be satisfied with three he wants it all Alex that means we're in his way too that's right we've got to do something I mean any minute now we could be assassinated would you do anything like that what assassinate someone no swing down from there and a rope to save the woman you love like The Hunchback of Notre Dame who put that there [Music] [Music] how do you want it's the house detective why don't you have a girl in their past can I come in no I really took a bath Oh wouldn't it be better if you did it in here well I wouldn't want to use that tab and anyway I don't want to be alone I'm afraid well anything still a man he has miss Halle [Music] Reggie got you did you ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf the showers in there oh come on baby open the door this is a ludicrous situation I can think of a dozen men who are just longing to use my shower why'd you call one of them I dare you you're a nut what are you doing taking off my shoes what do you think I'm doing did you ever hear of anyone taking a shower with their shoes on I usually sing a medley of old favorites when I'm in the shower Oh any requests shut the door I'm afraid I don't know that mom is well shut the door why come in and watch [Music] [Music] and you go through this little ritual Oh every day the manufacturer recommends it I don't believe it wearing this suit dirty washing help protected shape [Music] waterproof [Music] virus resistant plastic busting vital truth not [Music] yeah miss labid Bartholomew I spoke to Washington mr. slap it go ahead mr. Bartholomew I'm listening well I told him what you said about this man being carson dyle's brother I asked him what they knew about it and they told me you're not gonna like this mrs. Lampert Carson Dyle had no brother are you sure there's no mistake none whatsoever please be careful mrs. Lampert I left all my drip-dry dripping is that all right what's the matter something wrong oh you're probably weak from hunger you've only eaten five times today I'll get someone to fix up my suit quickly and take you out to dinner let's go somewhere crowded I feel like a lot of people hey you know this thing is still dead [Music] you haven't spoken a word for 20 minutes I was thinking about Charles and Scobie and who's going to be next me I don't suppose you know who the murderer is do you no not yet whoever's left alive at the end will pretty much ever sewn up the nomination don't you think what are you trying to say that I might have killed Charles and Scobie what I had to do to satisfy you become the next victim it's a start anyway huh I can't understand you know one minute you're chasing me around the shower room in the next minute you're accusing me of murder Carson Dyle had no brother [Music] oh I can explain that if you'll just listen well I can't very well leave without a pair of water wings can i alright get set for the story of my life fiction or nonfiction why don't you shut up where you're gonna listen go on alright now when I was a young man my father expected me to go into his business umbrella frames that's what he made well in sensible business I suppose but I didn't have the sense in those days to be sensible I suppose all this is leading somewhere mother I'd be away from my umbrella frames for Monday but that left me without any honest means of support what do you mean well in this highly competitive world when a man has no profession there isn't much choice so I began looking for people who had more money than they needed including some they barely miss you mean you're a thief well not exactly the term I'd have chosen but it sort of captures the spirit of the thing I don't believe it I can't really blame you now but I do believe it that's what I don't believe so it's goodbye Alexander Dyle and welcome to um Peter Joshua mm-hm sorry the name's Adam Canfield Adam can feel mm-hm one you realize you've had three names in the past two days I don't even know who I'm talking to anymore no man's the same even if the name isn't no he isn't the same Adam Canfield is a crook and I want to know why well it's simple I like what I do I enjoy my work there aren't many men in the world who would love their work as much as I do I mean looking around sometime is there a mrs. Canfield yes pricklyleaf lost yeah that's right now going need your dinner oh I could eat a horse I think that's what you ordered don't you dare be civil with me after leading me on like this how did I lead you up oh that marvelous rejection you knew I couldn't resist it and now it turns out all you're interested in is the money that's right Oh would you like me to say a pretty girl with an outrageous manner means more to an old pro like me than a quarter of a million dollars I don't suppose so it's a toss-up I can tell you that what hasn't it occurred to you that I'm having a tough time keeping my hands off you oh you should see your face what's the matter with it it's lovely now what's the trouble I'm not hungry anymore isn't glorious can I look [Music] you don't look so bad in this light no I do you think I brought you here I thought maybe you wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out pretty good huh I taught them everything they do oh do they do that kind of thing way back in your day sure how do you think I got here [Music] not allowed to kiss back huh oh no doctor said it was bad my thermostat [Music] [Applause] [Music] well when you come on you come on don't you well come on [Music] yeah oh you know Robbie I are you out of your mind or something it's 3:30 in the morning you mean alright alright I'll be right down wait a minute [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Hey [Music] I stopped [Music] [Music] three of them all in their pajamas it's ridiculous what is its own new American fad and are your friend who lives here the one from Texas he's disappeared into thin air where is he I wish I knew Madame tell me mr. Dyle where were you at 3:30 a.m. in my room asleep and you mrs. Lampert I was too in mr. Dale's room no in my room obviously you're telling the truth for why would you invent such a ridiculous story and if I were you I wouldn't stay in my pajamas good night well that wraps it up Tex has the money you could have bet I'll bet you know when I found him you're gonna go looking for him now well if the police find you first they're not going to turn over that quarter of a million dollars to us Oh jelly could have been bought a dollar [Applause] yeah are you listening to me dial look I know who's got that money man and I want my share seems to be grown and growing every day well I disappear until I get it where are your texts come on man look my mama didn't raise no stupid children but I'll tell you what you want to find me will you just look over your shoulder because from now on I'm gonna be right behind you open up I think I was wrong about Tex having the money Wow I just heard from him he's still hungry that means killing Gideon didn't get it for him so he's narrowed it down to us you've got it but I've looked everywhere you know Ellensburg in a wardrobe get it Lord you're absolutely sure must have had it with him on the train when Tex killed him Thanks everybody in his aunt Lilian went through that bag including me I've been to at least once a day somebody would have seen it it's there Reggie we're looking at it right now something on that bed is worth a quarter of a million dollars what I don't know I don't know four passports steamship ticket anything in there nothing wallet oh my fountain pen not about that key to the apartment matches mine exactly I bet you don't really need those you need to well it still doesn't make sense I didn't bet the quarter of a million dollars out of wait a minute what about it could you recognize heroin just by the taste of it heroin peppermint-flavored heroin well I guess that's it dead end well go to bed you gotta get up and go to work in the morning there's nothing more we can do tonight I love you Adam yes you told me no last time I said I love you Alex oh no shita Yanni he quits the Pakistani moon your Erica reading gratzel ' she'll hold it a recognizing Great Britain well mr. chairman fellow delegates my distinguished colleague from Italy Her Majesty's delegation has listened with great patience to the southern European oh you are no it's all right what's wrong madam nothing's wrong I think I found something I'm snooping around Texas room and came across this in the wastebasket I started together again that's the receipt grandpierre gave me four trousers things I don't see how that's gonna yeah you're not looking now sniper we went through the airline's bag something was missing an agenda that's the point one book isn't it it wasn't there that's right I remember grab here looking through it but there was nothing in it at least nothing the police thought was very important you remember anything in in the dark we did say something about Charles's last to point with whom where I think it only said where no come on ready think think this may be what we're looking for Adam that money doesn't belong to us if we keep it we'll be breaking the law and since we didn't steal it there's no law against stealing stolen money of course there is yeah we pass such a silly law now think Reggie what was in that appointment book oh it was a place or a street corner or something watch it I'm on monsieur le delegate more this tactical leg dragon to attack la pobla mr. president a frozen Mannie viitala la proposición a present of thought the rockin Pharaohs the hemispheric siddharta of the Western Hemisphere conference of the Western Hemisphere conference held on March 22nd no wait it was last Thursday five o'clock which I landed there shows Alizee that's it Adam the gardens dated in it's almost 5 o'clock so come on now what 5 o'clock Thursday the gardens must be something around here Charles's appointment was last week yes I know but this is all we've got left you're not kidding 10 minutes ago I had a job but are you coming other Joseph stop rumbling and start looking I'll take that side you poke around over here [Music] it's hopeless I don't even know what we're looking for I don't think tech stars either tax is he here look I'm going to see what he's up to you stay here be careful Adam he's already killed three men [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] alright where's the letter the letter huh again worth nothing you know what I mean the envelope but the stamp solid I wanted you greenhorn you thick-skulled harebrained half-witted greenhorn and they was both too smart for us what are you talking about Oh first her husband now her she bet it all of them big eyes at you and you fell for it like a an egg from a tall chicken you want the envelope there you take it it's all yours you kill all three of but nothing you greenhorn you blockheaded jackass you come poop [Music] tell me what are you doing here I'm waiting for John we know what's he acted oh he was so excited when he got the stamps you gave him this morning you said he'd never seen any like them I'm glad what's all this the stag market it's there every Thursday afternoon that's where John retrace his stamps good lord where is he what's the matter surely the stamps there was a fortune [Music] anyway we separate you hunk over there okay shall we shall we shall we [Music] shall we Trump me Reggie [Music] Charlie we thank heavenly have them what's this a man gave me all those bony please a man oh no shall we who wear [Music] people should've eat number come on nobody's gone I don't blame him not Rea with you Felix we I was expecting you I knew you would come look at them madam have you ever in your entire life seen anything so beautiful I'm sorry I don't know anything about stamps I know them as when knows his own face though I had never seen them this one a Swedish folk shilling called the gula Phyllis Gilligan printed in 1854 what is it worth well the money is unimportant I'm afraid it's very important when you're money perhaps $85,000 may I sit down yeah and a blue one it's called the Hawaiian blue in 1894 the owner was murdered by a rival collector was obsessed to own it and what is its value today sixty-five thousand and the last one are the best for last Rashidah Videla collection the masterpiece it's the most valuable stamp in the world it's called the gazette moldava it was printed by hand on colored paper and marked with the initials of the printer today it has a value of $100,000 I'm not a thief madam I knew there was some mistake you gave the boy a great many stamps in return are they for sale no let me see yes 350 European 200 Asian 275 American hundred African and 12 Princess Grace commemorative which comes to ten francs and don't forget these thank you I'm sorry no for a few minutes there were minor that is enough [Music] hello mr. Bartholomew yes Tex is dead smothered and Adam did it he killed them all are you sure yes I'm sure Tex wrote the word Dyle before he died he's the murderer I tell you now wait a minute just a minute mrs. lamb but you better give that to me again it was the stamps on the letter childhood with him on the train they were then blamed you all the time no one bothered to look at the envelope now mrs. Lambert listen to me you're not safe as long as you have these stamps let's see do you know the synagogue at the Palais Royale yes the colonnade yes why the colonnade as fast as you can get there hurry mrs. Lampert I'm leaving right away [Music] she's a cutie mr. Patil ja okay [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] American Embassy mr. Bartholomew please would you speak a little louder please I can't speak any louder mr. Hamilton Bartholomew I'm sorry mr. Bartholomew was left for the day but someone's trying to kill me [Music] kill me you've got to get word to him right away he's he's in the center Garden of the Palais Royale near the colonnade tell him I'm trapped in her phone booth right below him in the metro station and the names Lampert [Music] [Music] hello yes never the calm reunion homage to brought thought of you it sounded quite urgent a mrs. Lampert Lampert I don't know any mrs. Lampert she says she's trapped in a metro station and someone's trying to kill her trying to kill her who does she think I am the CIA all right I guess you better call the French police [Music] - Carson Dyle we all know Carson Dyle is dead mrs. rabbit I tell you he's Carson Dunn oh you're not gonna believe him just bring those stamps over here he's trying to trick you again Thanks recognized him that's why he wrote Dyle if you take him to estancia kill you too mrs. rabbit if I'm always says I am what's preventing me from killing you right now because he'd have to come out to get the stamps and he knows he'll never make it mrs. Lambert he wants the money for himself that's all he's ever wanted he's with the CIA I saw him at the Embassy I tell you he's Carson Dyle that's right mrs. Lampert that's right I'm a dead man look at me I don't know anybody Reggie I beg you just trust me once more why should I I can't think of a reason in the world why you should stop right now mrs. webinar I'll kill you it won't get you the stab style you'll still have to come out to get them and I'm not likely to miss at this range maybe not but it takes a lot of bullets to kill me they left me there with five of them and my legs in my stomach mrs. lamber they knew I was still alive but they left me there I spent ten months in a German prison camp with nothing to stop the pain they left me there mrs. labid they deserve to die you'll get the money now it belongs to me mrs. Lambert they knew I was still alive but they left me there that's why I had to kill them all four of them please believe me mrs. Lambert I'll kill you two it won't make any difference it's no use you're running out of time I've come too far to turn back I swear I'll kill you make up your mind mrs. Lampert now [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] all right I know you're in there mrs. lapid come on out [Music] do you hear me come on out [Music] we don't want to kill you but I will [Music] [Music] the game is over mrs. Lampert [Music] [Music] [Music] we didn't have to chase me so hard that one's done do this one don't I'm sorry I thought you were the murderer how was I to know he was as big a liar as you are is that all the gratitude I get for saving your hide you're ready wanting the truth now was it my hide or those stamps well what a terrible thing to say how could you think that then prove it to me tell me to go to the embassy first thing in the morning and turn in those stamps I said tell me to go to the embassy first I hurt you hurt you then say it now Reggie listen to me something I'd like to explain heaven by myself well what makes you think they'd even interested it's only a quarter of a million dollars we got more than that for them to fix up their bookkeeping now as a taxpayer who was a taxpayer crooks don't pay taxes excuse me soldier marine ma'am Oh forgive me who would I see regarding the return of stolen government money well you might try the Treasury Department ma'am room 217 second floor mr. Cruikshank 217 thank you Marine [Music] do you mind if I don't go in you the sight of all that money be given away it might maybe break out mr. Cruikshank please my name is Lam yes mr. crook shy and miss Lam mrs. mrs. Lampert to see you yes sir go right in thank you [Music] of all the me contemptible I think you'd be glad to find out I'm not crooked you can't even be honest about being dishonest why didn't you say something we're not allowed to tell I can't give you the staff wait a minute how did Carson Dyle get an office in this building anyway well when did you meet him what time of day I mean not one the lunch I probably worked it out there best found an office usually left open and just moved in for the time you were here then how do I know this is your office this is faster take a memo to Bartholomew and security recommending you recommending that embassy offices be kept locked during the lunch hour hmm starting with his own come on what's your first name today Brian Brian Cruikshank serves me right if I could stuck with that one little ass dude to get stuck with any of them come is there a mrs. Cruikshank yes but we're divorced No my mother she lives in Detroit you'd like it she'd like you to don't you better stand not until you prove to me that you're really Brian Cruikshank all right one day next week I'll put it on the marriage license how about that weights darling I want some identification now to begin you're still trying to marriage license did you say marriage life change the subject just give me the stand oh I love you Adam Alex Peter Brian whatever your name is I love you I hope we have a lot of boys in the moon well before we start that man I understand [Music]

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Published: Sun Feb 23 2020