Celebrity Impressions 3 - Best of Compilation

um I don't like Ryan Reynolds at all exactly absolute [ __ ] like I would do like a medieval Trump like a fantasy movie Trump like the you know what the king is doing nothing about the gigantic Dragon we've got this giant dragon that nobody's doing anything about and you know the guy who comes through in the morning he does the swords and he's he's banging the hammer and I said you know what if I could just believe me this is true only I can get the amulet only I could get the amulet and that wizard is we're going to make that Wizard's head spin when I have the enchanted sword we're going to pledge that enchanted sword straight into the dragon soft underbelly she said today what you're going to wear for Ellen and I said you know I'm going to wear sheets is it cocktail bring like trousers but cocktails I will wear something tight and like a Dolce maybe but it will have fruit on it or flowers so you know it's for the day it's Paul McCartney on Mars go ahead well I didn't know it would be so red and I kept thinking where's William Shatner you know whale in trouble you bring in Bill Shatner I'm free I'm free listen to me time and space you're taking up valuable time and space I love film I love women I love wine I love kangaroos hey why not I heard that he had seen it like his agent come to me and said I saw it I kind of freaked out that I was gonna you know come at my door or something like open up oh yeah I'm here come on baby but as supposedly he said uh it's good that has happened to me before Arnold Schwarzenegger enjoys a sandwich my favorite he actually said this and we did in this sketches he was talking to a woman and he said uh uh this woman said you know my husband was missing and we didn't know where he was and the cops two days later they found his car and they looked in the trunk and um and he was in the trunk and Keith Morrison said was he all right like no he was dead you know Dustin Hoffman oh good company yeah yeah of course of course he's very funny yeah he's got one eye on all shot like that see here it is now Christmas season isn't this nice I love those Christmas songs Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer now what the hell is a Red-Nosed Reindeer a reindeer with a drinking problem I swear I just adored here and so do all my kids told us more I I love Ross Perot a press code did you love when he gets there yeah but how do you have any evidence what you're not listening to one word I'm saying are you I talk you want to sound back is that what you want you want a little sound bite a little something to put in your press store in there is that what you want see see is that what you like huh now the deficit see the deficit is like a crazy ant down the basement knowing it paying attention to her and she is just getting on rear and stink here you catch me I say take her out slap around and hose her down I have a song for you Twinkle Twinkle Little Star come on Ellen don't you know this song One More clue okay oh I like to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star [Applause] man foreign a lot of it is in the jaw if you want to do Johnny Carson for those of you who want to do John why are Joshua Barack Obama starts an outboard motor hold on Michelle hold on let me get the motor no no no no no no no no let me do it now no no no [Laughter] no no no no no What if Michael Jackson was a pimp should be him and Tito be riding around in the Cadillac and [ __ ] slow down Tito sold out Tito damn is that my hole without sitting on the curb let me out good girl [Applause] for my money how much you got I'm like I'm sorry all I got is a hundred dollar bill girl you've been out here all day and all you got the hundred dollar bill [Music] you're with him and all of a sudden you find yourself kind of like leaning back are you lean back you talk you know you maybe don't enunciate as much but sometimes you do you enunciate intentionally I just think it's fun when you get to the point where you spend enough time with him you know how to riff his him oh football football I like the Tennessee Titans the Patriots God Bless America the poor game sit down play a little ball maybe break a sweat first have the kids children family intentions uh when you win you go up and you you're doing your acceptance speech work in a little Matthew McConaughey now how would that go for example oh my God uh I sure like to say thank you to everybody here [Laughter] I really I wasn't expecting this at all and uh that's real cool I just like to say to Kristoff I thought I thought you were going to win and I voted for you too that kind of turned into Bill Clinton and then he said to me said he said uh uh I have a a song that that I think that you will be great on uh if we could go uh to the studio and do uh that song I said man what I'm trying to get in the music business let's go because you go in the studio and he says the song uh goes uh she says she wants a Marvin Gaye some Luther Vandross I say I got I got I got a she said she who wants some more I've been good and somebody he said yo what are you doing I said well I you know you don't know you don't know r b see I'm R B singer so I got to put the r b thing on it see I got to do that he said uh don't do that I said just seeing it simple because it's you know it's hip-hop and I was like all right so I sung it begrudgingly thinking this song is whack he's not gonna make it it's not gonna work right so I left yeah I come back and I'm in Miami and my boy was like yo remember that song you said was whack is number one in the country as I do I did not do that I watched like this is what I did I use my body watch this Mr Bond you get just as much killing from pleasure oh dear Stephen Steve uh pleasure from killing you have 30 seconds starting now how come Mr Bond you get just as much pleasure from getting this idea by Paul Merton oh I don't know why is he doing that when I kill I kill for Queen and Country I admit's killing you would be a pleasure come come Mr Bond you get just as much pleasure from killing his Idol foreign got a little tongue twister there uh if you won why can't Dana coffee talk at the White House wrong okay if you don't do woody do you well I tell you what actually uh if I if I want to go fishing this is my favorite story would you like to go fishing actually without sounding a big didactic I think it's extremely important we analyze this little request of yours first of all I don't like fishing you know because you have to pack and I'm not a real skilled Packer I think I put that on my resume you might want to check that and they don't like fish you know I don't like any actual form of life where they can be enticed by a worm with the possible exception of my aunt Bessie who married Uncle Bernie of course a man with many worm-like qualities so you press zero Henry I start yeah I don't know who you are what you got to do is throw in a little Texas whistle in there with those asses when you start to hear those acids start to creep on in won't you step outside to my Air Stream I'll make you a margarita blow your horns off about your workout plan and I'm curious if you could just walk me through a little bit about what it takes to beat I'm glad you asked that question first of all you're uh Kathleen from screen junkies right I never forget a face I never forget a thing mine's like a steel trap uh you know I wake up at uh 5 a.m and do 27 000 rip curls uh bleed blood sweat tears that's the approach that I take to live that's how I approach everything life is a delicious drink that you have to suck deep time like the present to enjoy your loved ones your family or things that the other thing and then projects I gotta go wow that's that's Dr cotton for me no that's not that's well now you just demented you know just calling up the mom of Frankie the fish Barack Obama I'd like to see if you can get some of the boys together go over to go over to Syria and take out Isis yes should be Mr President and we go over that kick some ads for you I gotta let you know they're a little scary what's scary too okay Mr President capiche rub a chicken that joke would only work in New York could be a puppet chicken it makes no sense makes no sense let me tell you this let me tell you something man it was so fabulous so good so good Hillary total disaster his voice is very very gurgly Hillary he goes back here and there's a lot of so accessing sort of accessing sort of these the dark dungeons of my throat yeah was necessary to play this trunk because he's not the smooth 80s she's got beautiful legs he's not really 80s Trump anymore remember 80s Trump 80s Trump she's a very nice person I'm looking forward to speaking with her he's not that guy anymore man she's beautiful and I'm gonna take over everything baby my wife and I were looking on the lawner at midnight these guys were fully unclothed just imagine a basic conversation hey Chris I haven't seen you a while how's it going Frankenstein never scared me [Applause] right marsupials do because they're fast now I did use the hand the hand there's a lot of hands that the president you know a lot of different gestures as you know the first one I noticed was sort of The Hitchhiker this one those people down over there then then there's two six guns up here doing that thing then the wandering index that fella down there put them together then the staple [Music] it kind of got your favorite show it's the only I love True Crime shows and Keith Morrison has a real folksy kind of way of talk he's like Sawyer you saw your father shot in the face that must have been a while the other people on it I love is Josh mankowitz Josh mankowitz is the best because he kind of has the kind of has a like a stuffy nose he always go he's always in Aruba it's like the guy killed someone in Cabo's saying Lucas that's mine like he always gets the best and then he goes uh he always says you could have a drinking game with this every time he'll go he'll do this he goes so you found it that now most people when they find a dead body in their house they call 9-1-1 but he didn't do that did you well I started um as a waiter and I would try out the Impressions on the customers that's how I first started and it helped because when you're waiter and you bring the wrong order you make a mistake you're just the one of yourself at that particular moment uh for example one night this woman as for rice with her fish very common order I was in a hurry I made a mistake butter baked potato well she's screaming at me she can't believe I bought her baked potato I go I excuse me ma'am jeez I'm sorry can I bring you baked potato with fish what the hell was I thinking impressions as well Bradley don't you sometimes if you want me to talk I just uh whatever comes into my head I'll say I don't know when or what it's going to be I call it the Secret Service as the president feel like gone jogging tonight and the node even dinner pasta sweet potatoes you're not allowed to sweep on Terrace Ma I look around the table I don't see it I'll Swiffer tunnels Why you wanna know I wanna play again huh I see the jello with the Wallace man every time you touch the yellow goes down my throat the wallets get stuck in my car and all this stuff he sneaks into the last minute he does all this stuff security brings us popcorn and stuff you know I'm like he's trying to hide you know right here you go Mr Jackson you know yeah then all of a sudden we watching the movie he's the loudest person in there really yeah he's watching movies like hey sorry it was funny yeah which Pacino do you specialize in is it there's two there's those kind of there's the Pacino that that took place in The Godfather years ago when he was a younger man right right I mean like you know you disrespect the family right and then now it sounds a lot older than that wow that's occasionally yes for no reason why it's loud like that just a lot of random shouting yeah tomorrow we'll show you into history and that's a very bad Sean Connery which is what you're doing trying because you don't have the depth to do Sean Connery I have more [ __ ] deaths than you do it you don't have that I do it please listen to it but you're going with your voice have you had a stroke look at your mouth uh Jimmy how long have you uh and Ross been hanging out did you know that a Ross and I used to uh uh use to date and then I think Monica would be like not now Rachel can you give me your best impression of someone famous the story Eric's talking about is very um if if someone categorized your ah yes yes yeah go on gone if someone categorized your audience as being Stoners how would you what do you mean do you feel like you're a comedy what do you mean by stoned it looks pretty good what do you mean by stoned well like a uh a rock hmm oh I see yes hmm well that's interesting yes wow when you're in a Clint Eastwood movie you don't even know the camera's rolling and you just hear over your shoulder all right go ahead when I get to my Mike Tyson joke and that's where I usually I get a standing ovation and when I get to the joke nobody laughs you know why because Mike Tyson is in the building and it was crazy because that's when Mike Tyson was like knocking people out for just smiling going through the drive-through at Kentucky Fried Chicken hi this is Mike Tyson welcome to Kentucky Fried Chicken yeah can I get a chicken and bisque again from slaw what's that you say so I once more I once floor lots of slaw anyway the joke goes over sustaining Ovation and then Mike comes up to me there he is and I actually hung out with Mike during all those times Mike was so rich he had Lamborghini trucks he'd be in the club the girls like you like BMWs they'd be like yeah he just go buy a bushel of BMW BMW and add floor what can you just drop that for a second yeah Vanessa come on oh sorry Jen I I think we've just got to move on I thought because I do this great fit as Rachel is it a great fit though I mean kind of just sounds like all you're doing is like what oh what me oh wow yes they're going to bring yeah what does he do when they go to break he's like well when we come back we're gonna talk about the DNA oh that tasky DNA which is another thing he actually said hi trick or treat that's a damn good question quite the conundrum little dudes that you've put forth on this Hallows Eve having said that my young costume friends as fate would have it I too have a question which one of your little jerks can guess what I've buried under my house [Applause] I hit you go back and I do the do the [Laughter] I feel like Billy Barney up here kind of short down in this area down here would love to be up here but I'm down here the way to do the president is to start out with Mr Rogers it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood then you add a little John Wayne here we go let's go over the ridge you put them together you got George Herbert Walker Bush that's the thing [Music] foreign [Music]

Channel: Red Sky

Views: 673,267

Keywords: Kylie Jenner, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, Lionel Messi, Justin Bieber, Neymar, Drake, Ed Sheeran, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Bruno Mars, The Weeknd, Selena Gomez, Cardi B, J.Lo, Lady Gaga, Shawn Mendes, Adam Sandler, Adele, Al Pacino, Alec Baldwin, Anne Hathaway, Anthony Hopkins, Ashley Benson, Charlie Chaplin, Charlize Theron, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Rock, Christian Bale, Christina Aguilera, Claire Foy, Claire Danes, Clint Eastwood

Id: 1bAslHuxSJ4

Length: 20min 42sec (1242 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 05 2023