CBS OUTTAKES & BLOOPERS

thanks John it's a pleasure for me to be speaking to you members of the CBS affiliate advise report in the next few minutes I'll try to give you an informal report on CBS film production activities on the west coast here in Hollywood two production centers owned by CBS television turnout a higher percentage of the program seen on our network you've already had a rundown on activity at television city and here at CBS Studios Center we produce film shows for CBS representing a total of one hundred and sixty four hours of programming for the network produced these shows it takes all the combined skills of hundreds of people I know the one a show is a hit the program executives get most of the credit but the fact is that the craftsmen and technicians are as responsible for a successful show as anyone for example take the dramatic show for every good scene you see on the air they're probably at least a couple just legate's that went wrong for one reason or another the director keeps filming takes until he gets a good one then it's up to the film editor to pick the best take and edit it into the picture to show you what the film editor has to contend with we've picked up some film from the cutting room floor these are scenes that you'll never see on television first the common garden-variety of goof here's what happens when an actor can't remember his lines I appreciate you perceptiveness and and with mr. paladin but don't doubt for one moment that this public servant is going to give those fine of standings verbal and river systems and it sounds official advised him to leave town on I explained then you want to continue without a tow we'll manage to all right with one more report of trouble and that's the end of the honey you bet your SS accent French mr. favor I never stepped out of line with you in my life but sometimes there comes a time for everything I'd like to do that line over again many years ago vitamin then I decided to try to eliminate the causes of injustice than any quality comes this were too far and that was a hell of a trick huh well now this just can't be the holy saloon in busy little Dodge City he's right in his own twisted and distorted lexicon he calls it fate strength truth but in just a moment Peter Vollmer will apply it but I use this your fork can get it there and push it down into the meat so you got a good hold to it and then just run your knife down it's all you have to do kind of sawing away there yeah oh it sucks you're doing funny so we're dead see I got a mouthful dude man I want is a drover answer left Tulsa he drifted West down with Texas and he joined a herd on the goddamnedest Trail I can't remember the name of that son of a [ __ ] cut it would wake your have it in my got poked he's right going to provide a proof problem worse words went the evidence went approved he's right Thailand you never proved anything what would who had renting evidence whether from he's right you didn't bring any proof Thailand to do your I again please professor that's wood but the evidence where's the home he's right paladin you didn't bring any proof nothing but secondhand accusation school bus that's what happens when memory doesn't serve now sometimes the actor knows his lines perfectly but scenery or props misbehave then here's what can happen Marcia hey know in for damnit legal station up three four days comes in light of a ninja turtles moment Warren Joe must Collier shall we run railroad I'll show you right now you killed him he draw his monkey wrench well Martha I want to thank you for all your help sure and by the way limb credentials Thank You VMI have neat up already they're going on with me duck and PUD save it okay go ahead of us turn our just hit me with a piece of wood or something you might might want to start hollering Marshall but how bet you don't ha shouldn't go up to booth right now a good actor can learn his lines and the prop man can make sure all the props are working but nobody can second-guess an animal no offense to mr. ed but here on a Western series we have our share of problems with horses as you'll see in a minute even live tape shows like Red Skelton art immune to these four-legged foul-ups you are abused and your faith is beautiful but sometimes the essence of beauty is the diligence are there's not a good place to Pistons are you afraid of a test and look after math Oh Mitch first a Minoan surah what the hell's with the booth Oh between leave me good soul probably get a rash they're clear of the talking tell what did you say young man I'll take these young man I'm harmless oh you're harmless I'm glad to meet you I'm clean gave a soft bark JP Rock bark Milken hey that's the mighty fine-looking cow here is that a hunk of beef for you boy that's a nice now not only does he give his Petri spy magnetars anyhow oh I think you have a bad grip well sir like my phase the psychiatry get it out of you well there you have a few examples of what can go wrong during the making of a TV show it's because of the genius of the film editor that everything comes out right on the home TV screen by skillful intercutting of scenes and clever use of sound effects and music the film editor can do amazing things and putting together a film story the editor sometimes the most creative member of the production team take for example the dramatized commercial and we know the TV broadcasters strong policies on alcoholic beverage advertising in the hands of an ingenious film editor it's amazing how subtly the message can be integrated into a television show if you need proof Maddi proof that is here's what I mean do you feel tired sluggish is life getting you down you have trouble making friends then try the new beverage sensation old happiness it'll give you a lift yes today's smart set enjoys the smooth goodness of old happiness at our sanitary plant all happiness was carefully prepared under the strict supervision of master chemist and old happiness now comes in the handy no deposit no return throw away bottle trial happiness and you will really go places on two things join the swing - all happiness and you'll be amazed at the interesting new friends you'll pick up recently our inquiring reporter went out to talk to people just like you hear what they say about old happiness what do you say I say 54 4:05 or that good all over feeling people rely on all happiness good why is this man confident and self-assured because he's loaded that's why this woman is a social leader madam don't you find that old happiness adds an air of elegance wherever sophisticated people gathered who a real lady yes the thoughtful hostess pours old happiness the perfect refreshment for today's relaxed leisurely way of life once you start enjoying old happiness you'll say this is really living accept no substitutes old happiness is available now at your friendly neighborhood refreshment headquarters we're good friends get together yet old happiness today I used to think about that now because this is the twilight zone in conclusion I'd like to pay a personal tribute to all the creative people to put together our shows I know that as an actor I can rest easy the knowledge that I'll always look my best and sound my best because of these geniuses whoo these men are the magicians the cutting-room I trust them explicitly with the character of Matt Dillon he's behind the scenes craftsmen are the unsung heroes of our industry so the editors sound cutters the men of music scoring and to you CBS affiliate a toast this is the CBS television Oh God

Channel: tvdays

Views: 2,330,559

Rating: 4.772718 out of 5

Keywords: cbs, outtakes

Id: ulfIZA3KBEk

Length: 15min 18sec (918 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 07 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/CheesyGoodness]

At around 9:00 in the Red Skelton cow bit is hilarious.

[u/TreesAreGreat]

They must have a had a lot of fun making this. The “Old Happiness” ad spoof was great. Seeing the host walk away at the end was great too. classic

[u/tvgirl48]

I love these kinds of things. There's a bunch of great old movie outtakes from Warner Brothers from the 30s/40s on Youtube under "Breakdowns of 19XX" that are a fun watch.