>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
I'M HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED KAITD BLANCHETT.
CATE, YOU KNOW I REALLY ENJOY HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW, YOU
ARE A WONDERFUL GUEST, ALWAYS
ENJOY TALKING TO YOU, EVEN THE
NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE BEEN
ABLE TO TALK WITH YOU OVER ZOOM, IT IS
REALLY HARD TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE IN THE CONFINES OF ONE
OF THESE INTERVIEWS WHERE WE
ARE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE WE'VE
GOT COMING OUT, TAR OR THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN YOU IN
BEFORE. WE HAVEN'T.
>> THERE IS NO THERE, THERE. >> ST HARD TO SAY.
SO WHAT WE HAVE DONE AT THE
LATE SHOW IS COME UP WITH SOMETHING
CALLED THE COLBERT
QUESTIONERT, A SERIES OF 15 QUESTIONS THAT
HAVE BEEN ERGONOMICALLY
DESIGNED TO BE A MISSILE TO FIND OUT
WHO THE TRUE CATE BLANCHETT
IS, DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO FACE
THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT. >> CAN I LIE DOWN?
>> Stephen: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING-- .
HERE WE GO. BRAVE WOMAN.
QUESTION NUMBER ONE, CATE BLANCHETT WHAT IS THE BEST
SANDWICH. >> PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY.
>> Stephen: KEPT IT SIMPLE, I ADMIRE THAT CATE BLANCHETT
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU OWN
THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY THROW OUT?
>> UNDERPANTS THAT MY MOTHER MADE ME WHEN I WAS IN HIGH
SCHOOL. >> Stephen: I'M GLAD TO SEE
WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS ABOUT
YOUR CHILDHOOD.
FRAULINE. >> I'M NOT WEARING THEM RIGHT
NOW, I'M NOT WEARING THEM
RIGHT NOW.
>> Stephen: THAT'S FINE, NO, NO, NO.
OKAY. KAILT BLANCHETT WHAT IS THE
SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> A OPOSSUM.
>> Stephen: NO, WAIT A SECOND. >> I HAD ONE ON THE END OF MY
BED. >> Stephen: AN AMERICAN
OPOSSUM THAT LOOKS LIKE A RAT
OR THE AUSTRALIAN OPOSSUM.
>> THE AUSTRALIAN OPOSSUM THAT CAN KILL CATS.
>> Stephen: SO ARE YOU NOT A CAT.
>> OKAY,WHAT IS A SCARY
ANIMAL. >> Stephen: YOU CAN STAY WITH
THE POS OPOSSUM, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO CHANGE IT.
BUT THEY ARE KIND OF FURRY,
AND CUTE.
>> POSESSUMS KILL CATS. >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES.
>> HANG ON, DOES A THERAPIST LOOK AT THE ANSWERS THAT A
PERSON GIVES, HAVE I SNEFER
BEEN IN LONG TERM THERAPY, CAN I
CHOOSE YOUR ANIMAL BUT THEN I WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND.
>> Stephen: I DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND, I SAID YOU CAN KEEP
YOUR ANIMAL. >> YOU JUST DIDN'T AGREE WITH
IT. >> Stephen: OF COURSE I DIDN'T
AGREE WITH IT. >> WHAT IS THE SCARIEST,
STEPHEN COLBERT. >> Stephen: I WILL ASK THE
QUESTIONS FRAULINE. AND I'M NOT A THERAPIST
ANYWAY, ALL OF THIS WILL BE IN
MY BOOK. APPLES OR ORANGES.
>> APPLES. >> Stephen: YES, YOU CAN'T PUT
PEANUT BUTTER ON ORANGE. YOU HAVE EVER ASKED SOMEBODY
FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH. >> NO.
>> Stephen: CATE BLANCHETT WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN
WE DIE? >> YOU TURN INTO A SOUP, A
HUMAN SOUP. IT'S DCH-- IT'S IN THE
MORTGAGE WEAR INDUSTRY THAT IS
WHAT IS REFERRED TO, YOU BECOME A
SOUP. >> Stephen: AND HOW DO
YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY IN
THE MORTGAGE WEAR INDUSTRY, IF
CAN I ASK A BRIEF FOLLOW-- MORE
TUARY. >> BECAUSE I SAW A
DOCUMENTARY. >> Stephen: KEEP IT LIGHT,
CATE. >> YOU ASKED THE QUESTION.
>> Stephen: I DID ASK THE QUESTION.
>> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE. >> Stephen: SOME PEOPLE HAVE
VERY HOPEFUL ANSWERS. >> LIKE WHAT?
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, THAT.
>> LITTLE ANGELS COME DOWN AND YOU LOOSE BLADDER CONTROL.
I MEAN-- YEAH. >> Stephen: STRUCK A NERVE.
OKAY. FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE.
>> OOOH, UM, YOU KNOW, WHAT
WAS THE ONE WITH MEL GIBSON AND
THE MULLET. >> Stephen: THE PATRIOT OR-- .
>> NO. >> Stephen: OR FREEDOM.
>> THAT WHERE WHERE HE PLAYS WILLIAM WALLACE.
>> WHAT YOU MA CALL-- BRAVEHEART.
>> WOULD YOU YOU CALL DIRTY HARRY AN ACTION MOVIE.
BAM BEE. LET'S GO WITH BAM BEE.
>> Stephen: BAMBOO, OKAY, THAT FIRE SCENE IS VERY.
>> IT'S REALLY-- . >> Stephen: VERY SCARY.
FAVORITE SMELL. >> OH, GARLIC.
>> Stephen: GARLIC, OKAY. >> COOKING GARLIC, NOT GARLIC
ON OTHER PEOPLE,. >> Stephen: LIKE RAW GARLIC,
ROASTED. >> LIKE WHEN YOU ARE COOKING
ASUGO OR SOMETHING. >> Stephen: A WHAT?
>> OR THE SMELL OF YOUR BABY'S BUTT BEFORE THEY POOP, YOU
KNOW, LIKE BABY, BABY SMELL. >> Stephen: YEAH.
AND WHAT WERE YOU COOKING WITH THE GARLIC.
SUGGESTO. >> SUGGESTO.
>> Stephen: WHAT IS SUGO. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT SUGO IS.
>> LIKES A TOMATO BASE USED IN ITALIAN COOKING, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY. >> YOUR CEILING IS REALLY
BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY. >> Stephen: ISN'T T IT VL GOR
GUTION, THIS IS ALL DIGITAL PROJECTION.
>> IT LOOKS LIKE A KIND OF BUTTERFLY.
>> Stephen: KIND OF. WE DO LASER LIGHT SHOWS AND PLAY
ZEPPELIN. >> YEAH, NICE, WHEN NO ONE IS
HERE. YEAH.
>> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE SMELL.
>> BO. OR, NO I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY,
YEAH, AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL PEOPLE AND IT'S THE WORST
WHEN IT IS YOUR OWN BO, THAT
VL BAD BECAUSE YOU SUDDENLY-- .
>> Stephen: HAS THAT SURPRISED YOU.
>> YEAH T HAS SURPRISED HE ME, YEAH.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
>> VERY. >> Stephen: OKAY.
MOST USED APP ON YOUR PHONE. >> I DON'T LIKE APPS.
>> Stephen: THAT WAINTD THE QUESTION.
DO YOU HAVE A PHONE, DOES IT HAVE APPS.
>> YEAH, I HAVE A PHONE, MOST USED APP ON MY PHONE, THERE
SAN APP WHERE YOU HAVE TO PAY
FOR PARKING WHEN YOU CATCH THE
TRAIN CALLED WINGO. I USE THAT QUITE A LOT.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT. CATS OR DOGS?
>> DOGS, DEFINITELY, ALTHOUGH HAVE I A CAT CALLED WARRICK
WHO IS LIKE A DOG. >> Stephen: WHAT WHAT NUMBER
AM I THINKING OF. >> SEVEN.
>> Stephen: NO. DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
IN FIVE WORDS. >> OH [BLEEP]
>> Stephen: THAT'S TWO. THREE TO GO.
>> [BLEEP] [BLEEP] MAMA HELP
ME. >> Stephen: CATE BLANCHE
ELEVATOR, CONGRATULATIONS, MADAME, ARE YOU KNOWN.
CATE BLANCHETT, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
