Car Salesman Shames Poor Man And Instantly Regrets It

hello friends it's me and today's video is another juicy darman skit about a scumbag car salesman who humiliates a poor man say last let's watch man that baby just showed up that right there that's the new rolls-royce 2020 don you know what the commission is on that 10 grand yeah can you imagine selling a car and getting 10 000 do you know what i could do with 10 grand a lot well i'm sure that whoever buys this car is gonna be really really happy okay yeah but more importantly i'm gonna be really happy when i make that ten thousand dollar commission [Music] plus i bet if i sold that car they'd make me the sales manager here already my dude is so confident other salesman right here i'm gonna sell it i'm gonna be manager you can just take a seat excuse me is this the new rolls royce that's a 350 000 car sir it's really expensive i don't know if you can afford it but is there any way i can see the inside look man i really don't want to be rude today i just don't want to waste my time okay you can see the inside sir let me grab the keys for you look at all the customers here but i'm not trying to waste my time much rather stand here and stare at the peeling paint on the wall then help you that guy's clearly gonna waste your time okay look at him look things aren't always what they seem don't judge a book by it's kevin okay she's literally trying to do her job okay you could just stay here pluck your eyebrows or something well i go show this man the car people like this that make people feel so unwelcome when they go shopping like you walk into a car dealer you look like you can't afford it don't even look at it don't even breathe around it you're wasting my time sir can you please not touch the car i want to make sure it's clean for when somebody who can actually afford it comes in to buy you know you get it right i cannot believe this dude sometimes i just gotta be like they're acting it's not real is that the new rolls-royce yes yes it is hello i'm jake paul nice to meet you nice to meet you what do you think here paul she's perfect midnight blue all the options exactly what i've been looking for and grab the keys if you'd like and we can take it for a spin no no no no no i've seen what i need to see i'll take it let's send the paperwork my man just like that because the dude is wearing a suit and has a freshly shaven head he was just like also people really out here buying a 350 000 car without even looking inside not gonna take it for a drive pretty sus if you ask me okay oh actually you're late this is my friend paul and he just offered to buy the car isn't that right yes so does that mean it's sold already well no not yet but it's about to be let's go sign the paperwork in my office that one over there on the corner yeah little piece of advice don't waste your time with poor looking people maybe you'll sell a car and you should never judge a book by its cover oh you're giving me advice that's cute you shouldn't judge a book by its cover fun fact most rich people don't actually dress like they're rich but that's not my business i feel so bad for her oh she's such a nice person i am so sorry about that uh did you have any specific questions about the car great and i just have to send this off and wait for approval from the bank and then we're good to go ray i can't wait to get behind the wheel man oh yeah man you're gonna look real good in that thing especially because you got the suit right then you got the watch now you got the expensive car to bring it all together everybody's going to know that you're a multi-millionaire my friend yes that's exactly the look i'm going for i'm sorry what what's the point of looking like a multi-millionaire big difference between looking like a multi-millionaire and actually being one hmm so we just gotta sit here and pretend any dude with a nice suit is that multi-millionaire i could go to a fancy coffee shop right now and be like hey anyhow baristas trying to buy a 350k car no it's a v12 engine 6.75 liter with 563 horsepower wow that's very impressive you know you're very knowledgeable well i've done my homework actually there's a sales manager position that just opened and i'm really hoping they consider me for it you know i'm wondering how come you're wasting your time on a poor looking person like me you must think that i can't afford to buy this car well i'm all about helping people and besides i've learned to never judge a book by its cover wow that's very interesting we need more people like her in the world who actually want to help and don't just care about the commission oh that can't be right is something wrong uh it's saying that your credit wasn't approved don't worry let me try again this happens sometimes come on man i need that car i need people to think that i'm rich i don't know what's going on uh it said your credit's still not approved but no worries we'll do cash 350 000. 350 000 i don't even make that much in 10 years then what are you doing trying to buy a 350k car when you're making 35k a year like who are you trying to impress you could literally buy a house without money my dude is like no i want to look cool when i go to the panera bread now so you look like a joke what do you mean that right there is a designer suit i know you can afford this car don't be fooled by the suit i'm actually broke but hey can i still test drive the car i'm sorry it's hilarious so funny to me that this dude actually went in so confident like yeah i'm gonna get the sale this dude is buying the car he got a nice suit he buy the car he gave me my ten thousand dollars i'm gonna be sales manager and then the other dude is like yes i'm broke trying to buy 350 dollar cards just cross my fingers and hope my credit goes through look at all this foolishness oh how did it go did you make the sale no oh no i did that guy didn't have any money the walk of shame i'll buy it please start the paperwork uh that's great wow i'll i'll get right on it thank you no no no no okay i don't mean to rain on your guys's parade but there's no way that this guy is getting approved for a loan i mean look at the way he's dressed loan who said anything about a loan i'm paying cash dang my dude pulled up with a satchel of money like yeah i can prepare how dare you disrespect this man and assume he's trying to get alone i am genuinely confused where did you get all that money i'm a multi-millionaire and i dress like this because i want people to help me for me and not for my money oh you see this is how you find a good sales associate like never go to car dealerships dressed all nice and see who will actually help you i'm gonna do feeling real stupid right now by the way young lady i know the boss here and i'm gonna make sure that he knows that i think you could make a fantastic manager oh my god thank you so much this is going to change my life and i'm also going to make sure that he knows about you as well got him here's a piece of advice next time don't judge a book by its cover and maybe you'll sell a card [Music] oh little baby man you look like you're gonna cry no ten thousand dollars and no manager and probably gonna lose his job so friends what did we learn here today don't judge a book by its cover don't try to buy a 350k card when you broke you can't tell how much money somebody has by how they're dressed all these influencers out here with a 20 000 gucci outfit and behind on their taxes but that's none of my business stuff like this has happened to me so many times where i would go into an expensive store or a car dealership and they wouldn't help me they'd be like oh it's a child there's no way you're gonna be buying anything and then this one car salesman says that somebody came in with like a ripped t-shirt and sweatpants and was like i'll buy a 250k car cash and so he was like yeah i might never judge anybody again but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video i will link to our man's channel in 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Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 15,340,427

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Id: edPdbvqNWIk

Length: 9min 31sec (571 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 20 2020