Doctor SHAMES High School DROPOUT, Instantly Regrets It | Dhar Mann

it's incredible if you really like it you can bid on it in our silent auction i'll be right back with some champagne okay it's an abstract excuse me the painting it's an abstract it means things aren't always what they seem oh got it chris by the way chris crawwell hello chris crowell my name is dr ramsen oh doctor indeed yes i received my doctorate in accounting from stanford oh stanford so what about you what university did you attend i didn't go to college actually i started work right away that's unfortunate my thesis paper on corporate reporting accounting issues was published right after i graduated wow then i was hired by c squared financial they pay me a lot of money because i'm a phd wow congratulations thanks let me guess you don't have a degree so what do you work retail uh actually um here we go mr crawwell ah thank you would you like a glass mister doctor dr ramsen and sure i'll take one hmm wow this is really good what is this you got to be kidding me you don't know about dom perignon it's only one of the most highly celebrated vintage champagne brands in the world actually i mean which but i forgot you didn't go to college so you couldn't possibly have the wealth or the education to even know what don perignon is silly me watch it uh oh no i i didn't mean to do that bumbling idiot i can't believe this it's all right i'm gonna help you clean this up i am so sorry these are tom ford do you know how much these cost uh i'll spare you the details a thousand dollars who am i kidding you're wearing sneakers they probably don't cost more than fifty dollars uh actually these are okay now yeah sorry to interrupt just uh the bidding is closing soon did you want to put in an offer ah don't even bother actually came to buy this painting you can't outbid me thanks yeah last chance [Music] there you go thank you you're welcome attention everyone we have closed the bidding on our paintings and we will be announcing the winner shortly why are you even trying to buy this painting well i like it because it applies to real life it's as you said things aren't always what they seem what do you mean well you see on the outside this painting can look simple surface is covered in random shapes messy lines and a minefield of colors but if you look deeper between the lines this painting is a brilliant piece of art and worth more than most people would ever imagine okay so what does that have to do with real life similarly on the outside you thought just because i didn't go to college and i'm dressed just like this that i'm not smart or successful but reality isn't always what it seems sir bottle champagne you ordered thank you so much when i was asking about the champagne earlier i wasn't asking about the brand any fool knows that don perrian is one of the most celebrated brands i've been to champagne in the whole world okay so what were you asking i was asking about which phase of vintage the bottle was from this is a phase three the most expensive but also my personal favorite and this bottle has been aged over 20 years so yes i know what dom perignon is i see and when you said that my shoes weren't worth over 50 dollars well oh my gosh are those the new jordan dior sneakers yes they are wow i can't believe you have those cool shoes man thank you yeah see these sneakers they're worth ten thousand dollars well you probably spend everything you own buying those sneakers attention everyone we have the top bidder for our composition x painting and it is going to mr chris crowell congratulations sir thank you so much wait i don't believe this how is it you can have so much money you need to go to college well unlike you said earlier i don't work retail i'm actually the ceo of c-square capital yeah that's why i named it c-squared after chris crawwell [Music] so you own the company mm-hmm i don't understand sometimes life is a little abstract and things aren't always what they seem you have a great day doctor branson hey loser you're never gonna make anything of your life if you just sit here doing this all my favorite youtuber face rug he makes a killing from gaming in his channel i'm never gonna be like him brandon was right i'm also shy face rug it doesn't make you a loser it makes you cool always just be a shy loser

Channel: Dhar Mann

Views: 8,500,896

Rating: 4.9455662 out of 5

Keywords: Dhar Mann, motivation, motivational video, inspirational video, self improvement, self help, self development, personal development, short film, inspirational, life lessons, life tips, never judge a book by its cover, why you shouldn't judge, don't judge others, why you should be kind to others, golden rule, never judge

Id: MO73VI-gCpo

Length: 6min 53sec (413 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 06 2021

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[u/iolex]

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'Man bullies mentally retarded orphans into killing themselves, learns he can make alot of money'

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