Can you beat Elden Ring using ONLY Parries & Guard Counters?

as some of you may know i like sakiro so today we're going to take a page out of sakiro's playbook and beat out and ring using only parries and card counters the rules are as follows firstly if a boss is parriable then i can only use parries against them if a boss is not parable then instead i can only use guard counters if i ever accidentally hit a boss normally then i have to reset the fight and do it over again lastly if a boss is not parriable and not really guard counterable either then i'm going to use carrion retaliation instead this is an ash of war that allows you to parry spells and if you do you spawn these little magic projectiles that shoot out and damage enemies the thing is you can also parry your own spells using carrying retaliation which means you pretty much just get the magic projectiles for free but this is still technically from a parry so i'm gonna allow it for emergency uses and that is it enjoy the video and be sure to sub if you haven't already do we bother making a stupid character hmm make wolf okay you know i think i think we're done here yeah that looks that looks exactly like him this is wolf this is wolf's lesser-known cousin wolf okay the tutorial boss is actually parriable okay good you know soldier of godric is parable hold up harry kill number one um [Music] there we go all right one more what do you mean i'm gonna die to soldier oh no oh there it is nailed it uh we should probably level up the knife or we go to market or should we just go up and see what happens let's see what happens what does it mean gotta be really close to perry apparently some he saw the rapier right bam look at that 75 plus 10 96 plus 11 110 crit 130 grit huge let's go ahead and plus one the review you need two i mean yeah we can go to the tunnels yeah yeah yeah give me damn bam we're infinitely more prepared now there's no way we lose okay okay that's not terrible damage oh i was like barely early dude he's learning yes yeah so this is so satisfying phase two i'm gonna take a wild guess and say the hammer is not variable we've cracked the code i'm a genius you just just do a variable attack i missed i'm so nervous we were killing it until i'm one away and then i just started [ __ ] panicking yes wait he healed what does this heal him there it is all right perry only morgan so we're in stormville now uh misericord is in stormville there's also a super useful talisman this way the curve sword talisman which increases guard counter damage okay this room right here right i think has the tiles when i'm looking for there it is there 130 crit to 140 crits big ups now we just got to get this upgraded flame and that's it godric would be the next main boss you cannot parry godric so that's gonna be guard counter city which means i'll probably want a better shield than this oh yeah we could buy the heater shield that's true all right we got 100 shield for guard countering good got our talisman for guard countering um there is a heal on critical attack talisman that's in catacombs over here all right there should be a black knife assassin well there you go all right easy assassins crimson dagger critical hits restore hp oh well this weapon's a little worse when you're not critical i don't think we're gonna win this one [ __ ] i hate to break it too slowly even to graft all right we need more power yeah the plus one not exactly cutting it we need more smithing stunts yeah the bell is here [Music] oh god you didn't see that oop okay crystallion oh it's the ring blade one it's britney [ __ ] okay spinning stone miners bell bearing one hooray all right you can buy imminent amounts of smoothing stone one and two dome so probably not great bruce godrick but a hell of a lot better than it was i do think it'd be better to have a not dagger for guard counters lie down fang is goaded all right here we go oh okay good old bloodhound thing i need more strength than decks for it though okay if i can get to thirteen thirteen rating on source heal will get us the rest of the way there you know what's over here is uh the knights cavalry and you know i could kill him without attacking him which is technically within the the rule set of the run and he does give you bloodhound stuff and like 43k ah he fell okay well let's go ahead and get 13 strength actually i mean do we even need the source he'll know okay blood down plus three 265 damage yeah i think that'll do all right in the bag this time oh yeah there's some damage dude how is that not a guard cutter what do you mean okay just do it again okay phase two how can i guard counter this he miss no why just yeah just go ahead oh oh oh whoa big damage not bad okay here we go there we go dude what was i ever gonna do i guess run behind the [ __ ] oh my god okay now it's obvious that the axe itself would have a hitbox in hindsight nice yeah keep using this attack book what i disagree please don't kill okay two more one more you gotta hit me goddard come on why why why why what it's okay well i quit out immediately what no that's not how that's supposed to work i'm rolling with him that's not my fault okay let's go to egg okay give me give me the plus four please go ahead and upgrade it okay our first demigod and the runs already technically enveloped but all car and manor here our board pitia sells the carry in retaliation as reward oh do i have to get through loretta petty is right up there i think i do have to get through loretta loretta oh no no dude holy [ __ ] go okay gary in retaliation baby what this does is if you parry a spell you get the little sword knife thingies on the previous patch this was very very very broken if you upgraded your shield it patched that but even so i'm gonna try to not use it too much but uh you know it'll be it'll be useful for some things so we're still going to pick it up so before we go to ranala let's take a little trip to volcano manor so if you didn't know in volcano meter there's a sombre 5 6 and seven it's number six and up there on that ledge is somber seven but in this patch they made it near impossible to jump up there so we could go the intended way the only problem with the intended way i gotta go through god's ken noble which is fine but i don't have a grace like anywhere near here so every time i die i'm gonna go all the way back to where i spawn in on the bright side godskin noble is a variable boss so let's give it a whirl i'm shocked that wasn't just a one-shot kill oh yo it's not the best damage dude yeah that slam attack is so free well ah god i really need more hp i guess i could upgrade upgrade blood down but i'm gonna just repost with that a six nice that's definitely a little more all right rolling time just pick a pillar and pray oh dude oh my god one more just give me my last attack why is it always when they're one hit from dead this is for more than the somber sun at this point this is for pride okay you know what's weird is bloodhound fang has bleed on it i guess bleed just never procs with repose huh that's kind of messed up four in a row a bleep finally okay you just need to get four consecutive [ __ ] parries to frog bleed all right come on this this gotta be the one with a start like that i'm losing it i'm losing [Music] there we go have i figured out the way to bait that attack is this it just sprint in we've cracked the code two more two more one more there it is he's dead finally this is huge chat this is huge we're gonna get a somber seven and then we can get a somber eight and nine and caleb so blood downfang plus nine we're also gonna get a dagger talisman that gives us extra critical hit bandage yes somber seven yo can i see my waifu ryan a pleasure to meet you my beautiful wife i love her best girl she's got the gamer girl posture that's what i like about her i think we're done here well i mean there's reichardt i don't know if right card's beatable the question is can you guard counter with the serpent hunter spear why don't i'll give it a shot oh boy that sure is technically possible i think we should upgrade the spear a little bit what do you guys think uh first off let's let's do our little k-lead adventure you know what else is right here is fort farrell probably worth picking up the ol sorceel ratagon um okay i guess we take off assassins crimson dagger for now because this gives us five vigor five endurance five strength and five decks and that's busted how do i kill the bug normally we chase him off a cliff but i don't i don't know if we can chase him off the cliff without smacking him oh could i jump on him maybe maybe that's a is that legal i'm gonna say it's legal if you have a problem with it [ __ ] you two damage baby [ __ ] it's time for my last resort we need we need to get an item though the wraith calling bell go ahead and make this carry in retaliation now chad this is perry and guard counter only to attack enemies well you know what's technically a pairing i was parrying my own spell now we we won't use this too much but we can do a little tomfoolery i think get parried [ __ ] i promise i'll i won't use that on bosses unless it's absolutely necessary plus nine what's next chet we can guard counter reichard but i'd like to level the spear up before we try to do that radon is definitely not parriable but he should be guard caterable radon the path to victory on riot card definitely seems a a bit more clear to me seems a little more viable all right serpent hunter plush five see what happens yo look at that damage okay we can make this work looks like the earth shatter move is uh the only real good opportunity to get here some some of his bite attacks are guard counterable yes i mean he's dying good thing this is his only phase right i mean it'd be a shame if he had an entire second health part with a much more difficult fight after this it's only 100 safe to attack on on this third bite that he only does like a quarter of the time and then half the time he does it he [ __ ] misses more than halfway the real question about phase two is can i even block an attack without getting like staggered or pushed over i'm not sure i can here we go can i block a sword attack oh yeah let's do this attack too i can probably guard counter this one oh yeah okay we've got some moves we can uh we can hit back with it's doable it's doing the spirit attack skull effect joy oh this is gonna be a long one dude oh boy oh the explosion skulls again i'm i'm begging you to just do a sword attack [ __ ] why is it not card counter oh my gosh such a [ __ ] show why does it not [ __ ] work out the time hello the boss and sally crystal tunnel does get a six doesn't it no lord that i love i love how the block just doesn't function cat please don't worry guys he's almost a quarter of the way dead what a [ __ ] fantastic fight man going to sally crystal tunnel man yes zombie smithing stone six now we can upgrade our spear a little more okay i'm gonna run arc at everything we're going all in yeah that's doing like a hundred more damage here we go starting move okay what the [ __ ] very good start yeah and now the fun time's over huh i mean he's almost halfway this this is the best attempt so far you know just don't die just don't die that's really all that needs to happen why does that miss every time okay he's entered his like phase two and a half where he starts doing the snappies again this is actually good for me if i don't die this is it what come on okay oh thank god well that's two demigods down which means we can go to lane dale now godfrey is sadly not parriable even though i feel like he should be he's not so we're gonna need to guard counter him but that's fine i feel like our guard counter build is already looking just fine i want to upgrade the misery record because margot is parable so we'll be going full parry for that fight it's plus eight right now which means i think i need spitting stone threes the bell bearings from sealed tunnels oh can i get a uh can i get a talisman slot from the lady gnome i think she gives you this scepter two demigods yeah all right what do i put on there i guess it depends what i'm fighting next thing i'm going to fight is going to be gold godfrey so i guess we should go full full guard counter huh 13 14. okay yo jack [ __ ] cool he sells raya's clothes wait what upper class robe that's right for an upper class lady oh yeah oh yeah perfect it's a shame it doesn't come with a hunchback but you know what are you gonna do tree sentinel okay so this is a guard parry gun you can parry them but you can't replace some decent-ish damage okay you gotta be like way up in his face without the hood you know maybe you can carry in his fireball that would be interesting we haven't really taken advantage of carrying retaliation let's try i don't think it's gonna do much damage though because my shield's not upgraded at all that's not bad wait so does that get more powerful with shield level or not it doesn't upgrade with shield level anymore okay so that it's just that much damage always i'm gonna run out of fp here phase two i'm out of mana oh okay guard counter it is i guess oh god dude okay yeah you're countering when he has lightning damages though a bit of an issue this fight's honestly really cool except for that [ __ ] this is winnable this is very winnable fireball please hit him i'm glad we found a boss that carrying retaliation was a good fit for [ __ ] okay god free time i'll stop the guard counter loadout decent damage i'm gonna be trading with him a lot like that i think yeah it seems like he only extends his combo if he hits you with the first part two more oh come on all right bye bye your fourth talisman pouch finally i guess i could just have dagger and curved sword on at the same time just for convenience xbox is borg out though so let's get rid of this one and put on the kilig one just go straight into it nice i'm squishy man i'm not i'm not changing clothes you can't make me have yet to even get a post on this dude there we go damage [Music] it can be worse okay i almost have one oh like you could trigger his phase two off of perry it didn't even do damage though more got pleased it is really hard to get a peri opening in face too what can you not carry and retaliate them yeah i don't know if it's uh carrying sally oh my gosh like golden perry has one more parry frame in retaliation i thought it was the same frames it was just greater range i mean in that case got him when i put it on a shield 100 block well doesn't the animation differ based on the shield class is isn't buckler special ashford parries are special and it doesn't matter is that so serious saying i can slap this [ __ ] on a big old medium shield and it'll be just as fast i mean the effect shows up like immediately honestly even with one cerulean flask i probably have more than enough parries for the entire morgue fight hi let's give it a shot the golden pair is supposed to be one more frame parry window and also you can parry from range with it what the [ __ ] the repost what whatever okay point peru that was pretty good that was pretty good sort of frames sort of rips off every every [ __ ] time every [ __ ] time i do kind of want to put it on the buckler just to see how it's different let's just a b test it here okay i don't know if this is different or not i think cooler with the buckler though and i technically do slightly more damage but these foolish animations to rest one more come on baby my ambitions are thoroughly rested at this point they've gotten plenty of sleep more god it's okay i kind of want to try blood out thing i i have a feeling it might do more period image what the [ __ ] is the point of a [ __ ] parrying dagger no nice the triple because lightning grease two more one more i need you to do a variable move for you for me to even have a chance thank you two more fairies one more you did just [ __ ] do it they always do this they always stall on the last one they just start refusing to use a periable attack yes yes jeez man that was way harder than expected the next required boss is the fire giants fire giants like definitely not parriable which means guard counters we can maybe carry and retaliate his fireballs in like his phase two like the end of his phase one after we break his leg how are you even gonna break his leg i need to get my perry and a dagger upgraded man we need sixes and sevens the bell bearing for smithing stone sixes back there well and the zamor ruins bell bearing three yes bam bam plus 19 it's getting there it's getting there is this a smithing stone seven i'm tweaking out over here thank you oh it was actually three smithing stone sevens okay we're gonna get at least one more upgrade from that fame okay that went well come on i've never tried so hard to get hit yeah that's not gonna do aha it is possible chet i have no idea what i even got hit with honestly just stand next to his foot and see if you trigger a block his fireballs better be carrying retaliatable man so there's always the ace in the hole of carrying retaliating my own spells that's so lame though it might be the only way forward though well the only reasonable way forward i'm gonna go back in chad we're gonna carry and retaliate but in the name of science okay let's just get him to the point where he's chucking fireballs and see if we can carry and retaliate those it works oh lord it works but it isn't reasonable that's so rough i mean now of course we can build retaliate the whole fight and maybe the way we need to go so everything else is technically possible but is it really so i think we go for bell retaliation stress we'll need to um we'll need to get a hell of a lot of fp flasks and probably just level up our mind in general which means we should probably [ __ ] kill ranala so we can respec i can get through the wolf too hit him okay okay well we can get to ronaldo now okay so i'm not really sure how uh how ronaldo is going to work here we could maybe carry and retaliate the books in phase one i don't really know what there would be to guard counter they might do some some melee attacks oh yeah they do bailey attacks so at least we can get the students though and now what do we do about ranala in the bubble i guess just sit by her and see if someone will attack us they don't attack at all though do they oh come on you can't give me like one attack there well bell retaliation it is i guess okay is it a little lame in but that's what we gonna do [Music] oh no where is that 80 magic resist i'm just i'm just gonna go she's definitely possible uh this reduces the fp cost of skills and makes me take more damage great how exactly does the erd tree shield work perry does holy damage it's like carrying retaliation is it okay so you you parry something and then you get little little thingies but they do holy damage wait that's exactly what we need because the reason this is terrible is because it's magic damage and ronaldo has insane magic resist okay where is this thing i gotta kill the double sentinels for it so i gotta kill two trees and over just to see if this thing even works okay erd tree great shield thirty strength and twelve faith oh boy it works it works we're saved it scales with weapon upgrades okay unless fromsoft is completely stupid i don't think it will because they they nerfed carry in retaliation to not work with weapon levels or the shield upgrade level so if they removed that but kept this upgrade level as working that's just beyond stupid okay 238 335 from why i want to upgrade the [ __ ] out of this thing right like i'm gonna need this for fire giant right it's it's the only way i probably don't even need to kill ronald anymore but now i feel like i have to ah okay we can use the shield no matter what now sacred scorpion charm for 12 percent more holy damage sounds pretty good all right there we go so that gets us extra holy attack 12 percent apparently and our new best friend the ur tree great shield that's holy damage holy physic flask too you're [ __ ] sake there we go okay magic shrouding team that's good for carrying retaliation lightning shrouding tear that's good for nothing and holy shroud interior that's good for golden retaliation actually i lied the lightning shrouding tear will be really good if we lightning infuse the misera cord which we could do if we get that thing in lane i'm not doing that right now i'm not doing that right now here we go he actually required boss now but finally i gotta hit him in the foot oh my god it sucks that's what that's what the flask and everything no i'm i'm standing right here there you go okay so somber eight and nine is looking real nice right about now i'm not gonna lie it's number nine okay what is this what why is he just he's just [ __ ] t posing you know i got what i was looking for it's fine that's fine oh my my game crashed plus nine okay that's as good as it's getting for now i see that that it was different it was decent if we hit him in his weak spot we do okay damage this is more than viable don't hit him do not fire giant dodge i mean do i really have to god damn it oh he was out of range it was cool though okay phase two yeah okay phase two i i don't expect to win this attempt but we can at least get a feel for it i feel like got a solid strategy phase one though that's not the belt uh what his giant [ __ ] blocks my escape my favorite part about fire dying is how well you can see what attacks he's doing oh i hate that dog am i just dead i think yeah virtual sword talisman is not a bad idea that's 10 extra damage at max hp you uh you get that from gillica such a pushover bus you know i'll take their post fine it's just gillica bro who gives a [ __ ] or a post would have killed there 2200 we get both the full hp and the plastic that's juicy bro okay we're getting the hang of his soon kind of stupid attack wow that is insane rage thank you tord for your sacrifice oh it's gonna be close man if i can get an eye shot it would be great damage no i don't know that's gonna happen though there we go yes yes okay okay no more mana i have maybe three shots left i i i need an eyeball shot dude i'm so far away oh we were so close that time like we we can definitely do it [Music] nice eyeball shot okay okay okay okay this is it yeah yes that is for sure gonna be the hardest fight of this whole run fair missoula shall we jump straight into god's condom good thing about fera missoula is there should be plenty of smithing stones here so i'm assuming we'll be able to max out our weapons we definitely have enough to at least get plus 22. i do have an ancient dragon stone yes i just don't have enough splitting stone eights but once we kill godskin duo we get the bell bearing for that plus 22 and that's it wait chat hold on last stream someone was yelling at me to make my my misery record lightning damage because it does more damage that way and also we have the oh that's the holy attack one but we could get the lightning attack scorpion charm so maybe we should get that real quick sanctified wet blade there we go so we can lightning infuse now yeah yeah lightning scorpion charm perfect get me out of here okay so we've got a lightning misrecord plus 22 ritual sword talisman for 10 damage at max hp enhanced critical hits elon critical hits and i think it's 12 extra lightning attack so we fought the fat one earlier so i already know how to carry him i feel like the skinny one might be more annoying to parry but who knows there we go oh boy that's that's not great if i remember right we baited him into using the parable attack by kind of like sprinting into his face and far away there we go there we go oh yeah dude okay this should barely not kill jk killed he requires multiple parries oh that sucks i think it's probably better to stick with what we know and just parry fatty over and over again dude it's insane how reliable fading that attack out is [Music] dude don't make me don't make me i mean it doesn't matter right it did like two damage dude we were doing so well we're literally gonna first try them now come on though okay well at least the fight is like not that bad that that attempt definitely showed that the fight's not that bad yeah i could do lightning physically there we go okay there's some even more damage just don't accidentally r1 please for the love of god okay nice one more one more one more [Music] yes yo let's go baby all right duo down that really that wasn't that bad godskin noble is actually a a very fun boss to pairing i gotta say okay so we got the somber or not the somber we got the regular bell bearing so we can buy infinite seven and eights which means we can max out the misericord bam that's 25 baby we still need to plus on our blood down thing we can do that yeah so malakath is right up there beast clergyman i think is gonna be a whole bunch of guard countering phase two we can use the blasphemous claw to parry his golden sword attacks and it does just a teeny bit of damage so that's that's gonna be a painful kill you get it from bernal [ __ ] one more for the clutch yes freaking bernie man my god all right we got the blasphemous claw so blasphemous claw you use it it's a special pairing you can use as many times as you want it does not allow you to repost him but it will do a little damage to him here we go oh actually you know what i think this is plus nine still i think i forgot to go back and plus on it oh my god this dude does surprisingly little damage to my stamina like i can block this stuff very easily this phase is not bad at all that's second facebook oh boy that second phase here we go so yeah again the claw only works on attacks where his sword grows glows yellow okay this should be one yeah 200 damage baby just gotta do that 50 more times you know that damage should get a boost from like attack power right so like if i if i was a full hp i do 10 more damage maybe oh it does not get the bonus it it's just it's just 205 no matter what if only he had more attacks to carry that's really the only lame part about this i like the parry timing on this though but the window seems pretty generous okay well i'm out of heels and he's like halfway ish dead but you know for a first attempt pretty good whoops oh goodbye okay let me upgrade my blood on thing plus 10 good yeah you know we can ruin it honestly i feel pretty confident that we can get at this attempt bam all right so someone do the math how many of those do we have to even do okay okay oh the double hit to finish it gg you can't say that wasn't a little impressive right okay we're at the end of the game dude we got gideon godfrey ratagan elden beats and then also millennium because you know we got to do melania right so yeah i think for gideon we can carry in retaliation i don't think he'll ever actually swing a weapon at us you know yeah i say carrying retaliation but maybe we should use the erd tree golden retaliation are we are we going eternity are we going okay oh it works i don't think you can parry the laser okay you can parry that that's so weird get in you gotta you gotta get up here dude oh my god those are insane you thought well until now oh the weirdest of things are challenging in this room maybe i shouldn't even try to reflect the beam i feel like it's it's one of those more common moves though maybe we'll just dodge it just rely on the discs and the uh little magic bolts those things okay they [ __ ] wreck as well though well just gotta be patient yeah you're out [ __ ] oh it didn't work yeah okay all right godfrey's not countable or godfrey is not parriable so guard counters it is oh boy how do i hit you without getting hit right back yeah so we're gonna lose this one i don't think it's gonna be the first try here should be his phase one and a half soon yeah there it is oh boy okay you can't block the ground shockwave that's fun this might be the hardest part of the fight honestly i was worried about horuleu but if we can't block that we can't guard counter oh at least let me get to horolu so i know what i'm dealing with nope i'm hoping horolu will be easier i don't i don't know the will okay okay okay so the problem with horolu is that like at least halves of attacks or grabs we go oh i mean i i'm allowed that right i feel like i'm allowed though okay okay if we're aggressive enough we actually get a stagger he missed ibis dude he has like one whole attack that i can actually do something on yeah this is gonna be a [ __ ] oh lord actually i can switch the jellyfish shield yeah switch the jellyfish oh i can actually okay with the great shield i can i can just block the shock wave yeah just go i've lost all sense of strategy in this fight i just hit him and he hits me we see who runs out of hp first and uh guess what it's me i mean it kind of works though right like it does kind of work i think that's gonna be my best opportunity to hit him but the dodge afterwards is so difficult oh god why why why why what do you want from me yo we dodged it nice nice free hit what okay whatever at least we got the heel off we're live we're live come on man [Music] oh my god it's impossible to get a [ __ ] hit [Music] yes oh my god one more this should kill yes yeah oh that was way harder than expected we're on the final boss but first we've gotta go get melania right she's a parryable boss by far the hardest boss in the game we we gotta go do it to get to melania we gotta beat commander neal in here for one half of the medallion i don't remember where the other half is oh alvin norrix that's right thank you okay off to neil get him real kick his ass you're better than them okay oh i'm dead yeah what what do you mean bye-bye all right gg all right second half of the medallion all right chat it's time for the only speedrun skip in this entire playthrough we we have to do this one we are legally obligated to do this skip in the perry only run observe bam i'm actually shocked we got that so quickly off to loretto who we definitely will be carrying retaliating actually no probably bird tree retaliated not bad damage she's getting hard countered brenda i almost feel bad oh i do not have any fp flasks do i oh maybe if i hit every shot i'll have enough out okay do not try to retaliate the quadruple arrow oh i went for it i said i wasn't gonna go for it yeah that works oh come on all right goodbye horse lady is this melania and final boss no we're nearly done i believe it takes three perrys to repost her a single time hopefully i do decent proposed damage i am melania blade of mikala so i've heard step one's just figuring out what moves are parable and what are not i i imagine most of her sword moves will be variable all right the goal for attempt one is to get one riposte i'll be happy with that [Music] not terrible damage oh yeah she heals every time i [ __ ] it up though huh i forgot about that whole part of the millennium foot oh that's gonna suck ass dude just hit it earlier than you think you did that's the trick you just always gotta hit it earlier than you logically should see see okay just always hit it early this is not sakiro okay how is that late oh my god you have to parry so early there yeah i don't like trying to pair him [ __ ] early literally just trial and error that's the most unintuitive [ __ ] of all time like that one you gotta parry really late on that one's pretty normal timing and now when you to parry really early on any second there it is oh [ __ ] okay two more two more yo phase two baby let's go what i'm sorry uh excuse me is this gonna be another situation where like i parry her once and and then all of a sudden she goes to phase two what the [ __ ] dude phase two wait i'm sorry okay did they fix the bug where she dies immediately at the start of phase two by just making her not be able to transition from a riposte this is how they fixed it wow great job trump's off if i block she's gonna heal there's no way she heals enough to not die from a flood-on thing though this is that's so stupid man i'm actually upset okay i think all the parries are gonna be the same here there we go okay it's just the same stuff she does the periable attacks way less often where do you want me to stand millennia so that you'll actually swing your sword with me there you go little wait no dude great attempt though okay man we're getting it soon we're getting it soon i think she just never [ __ ] does attacks dude late early ah don't worry about it don't worry about it okay why won't you do the move i'm begging you just do it do the move do it come on okay she's clearly not [ __ ] interested in doing it chat you can't say i didn't [ __ ] try [ __ ] you you know rumor has it she can do parable attacks and piss too there you go my [ __ ] ass bro i'm dead i'm dead i'm [ __ ] dead okay gotta parry that dude come on what the [ __ ] i've made zero progress two more one more yes your strength is extraordinary finally that's got to be the hardest boss kill i've ever done in anything all right let's do it the end is near there's there's no way it's as hard as millennia i think ratagon's going to be a cakewalk i don't know if that one's variable that one is them what the [ __ ] is that fast grab baloney not an amazing person but not bad oh my god he keeps getting me oh rascal oh my god every time no no no no no no no no no one grabs me five times in a row okay yeah that that was an experiment i didn't expect that to be variable though now stop it one more let me get to see what elder beast is all about ratta gone down so you can't parry him so that's that's out uh guard breaking your guard countering him doesn't really work either because he only has a few melee attacks so i think we're left to retaliate spam so gold retaliation's holy damage and eldon these is like super mega resistant to holy damage so let's see how bad this is a hundred eighty-six let's try carrying retaliation okay it's better it's better it's better this is viable i need more fp though i don't think i have enough do i just suicide now since i obviously don't have enough mana go ahead and reset we have a bunch of remembrances in our back pockets that we can pop to level up our fp we can switch our physic to be magic damage that will help is there any other magic boosting gear rogers you're right not my fiat drip we've been through so much you know what we got through melania with him it's done it's do okay so roger's outfit here every piece of it gives glintstone magic weapon skills a two percent damage boost so for the whole set it's eight percent damage it's definitely significant also it's drippy as hell no 477 ain't bad i don't know if we have the momentum i don't think the pace is good oh we're gonna get him like halfway ish dead and then we're out of fp need to bring in more flasks or do more damage i need more cerulean flasks than six i think i also want to get the thingamabobber the warrior jar shard from alexander the problem with that is that he's at the festival right now and the festival won't end unless we kill radon there's also the magic scorpion but i think that's locked behind celebus quest which i'm not even sure i can do at this point i guess we could go check oh is this not gonna be open until i talk to ronnie let me go talk to ronnie yeah i think we're screwed on this one ronnie comes back after radon's dead okay really she just she pieces out for coachella huh we gotta we gotta wait for the festival to be over if we gotta do it we gotta do it stop stop oh my god okay there we go thanks you were dawn see that was just a quick little detour no i'm sorry buddy thank you for the towels but though it's very helpful all right there's a 10 damage boost let's uh let's go back to ronnie's and see if she's there now ronnie i don't think this is going to work out because isn't i think you got to give it to nafelli lou right and the fellaini lou is like dead as [ __ ] at this point in the game pretty sure can give it to dung eater dung eater might also be dead yeah yeah yeah sure sure sure okay thanks uh-huh nafeli is not here because we're at the end of the game but we can give it to you i have to give it to his body i gotta go to the sewers bro oh my god uh leave do i go back to base no oh for the love of god got a message for us i'll defile you next come to the outer moat what even is the outer boat dude what what even is that top right here i smell a waste of time chad invaded by dung eater oh good boom alright next step that back to the sewer or where the [ __ ] is he round table for you could have mentioned that chat okay he's back here okay great welcome now we go back to the sewers administer a potion okay now back to celebus i i guess yep well done uh-huh now what bro go to the secret room it's in the ruins wait is it somewhere here yeah now what now what well the dog eater is here it's reload okay [Music] go talk to selvis again sure hey you what's up with the murder basement is that let me solo her what have you done with him give him back reload again uh-huh of course yep not naturally what do you want man do i need to get another starlight shard for i can even look oh my god okay well let's go get a starlight shard chat i think there's one over here there you go okay back to sally i never should have done this what i want a new puppy oh my god dude i need seven i just need one more do i just need to buy one and and then we're good there's another starlight shirt in limb grave that's easy to get okay there about the scheme yeah tell me about the scheme buddy i'm interested don't say that it's an altus bam amber starlight baby okay back to celabus well there you go give me my [ __ ] talisman thank you i'm never talking to you again magic scorpion sir 12 more damage kill him yeah okay [ __ ] elvis time to show him the true meaning of pegging a [ __ ] how about that i'm doing it again oh my god he doesn't die all right [ __ ] this club he ran away like little [ __ ] he went upstairs but no no i i don't believe you i don't believe you no we're just we're finishing the game okay five and seven magic tier okay there four and eight that'll be enough it'll it'll definitely be enough runarch here we go disaster disaster bam here we go five thirty four all of our efforts are worth five thirty four oh it's gotta be enough damage man right it's gotta be i am bone i'm not doing enough damage i'm not doing enough damage let's respec i guess i i think 40 mind is plenty we're literally doubling my mind with this that means i'm going to get double the value out of every flask okay what a health regen talisman for a fight this long might not be a bad idea yes that's two hp a second chat wow there's apparently also a shield that can uh heal you over time of three hp a second wow problem with that is it's a great shield and you can't parry with a great shield right i could put it in my main hand and then on my actual shield in the thought hand still to pairing and carrying italia that's true the other things okay there's the icon shoot so stupid that's uh that that's the ticket i guess this run is wild dude dude oh my god get it together is there a reason you don't pay the charge slams can you i don't think you can if you can the the glowing hammer strikes this whole time i'm gonna feel real dumb so you're saying that is parable i don't know man i'm pretty sure it tested it [Music] what the [ __ ] is he dead okay he's dead got hurry i gotta get changed okay we got the clothes change this to this change this sort up change this to this use this to this uh change this to this is that it and now we are ready to go dude look at that health regen oh yeah well i'm sorry he's gonna come out any moment there it is okay let's go ahead and heal out i'm sorry this is so cool man what a what a great attack you know we're at the the final like quarter of hp it's happening dude oh god don't die oh god the whoa barely enough room what the [ __ ] oh my god dude what is that stun he's elden stars again i'm out of heels he's so close it's like maybe 10 more but not even i don't even think about olden stories again dude it's two more one more it's one more it should be it oh [ __ ] i didn't have my bell equipped okay okay it's fine it's fine okay i should be able to get in here hit him yeah oh it's done finally 31 hours perry only block counter only retaliation only elden ring [Music] you

Channel: LilAggy

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Keywords: lilaggy, lil aggy, elden ring, elden ring challenge run, elden ring crafting, elden ring parry, elden ring parry only, elden ring guard counter, elden ring guard counter only

Id: DwcmrQnI3Xw

Length: 66min 17sec (3977 seconds)

Published: Wed May 25 2022