Can I Survive My FIRST Project Zomboid Run...EVER??! (The Movie)

project zomboid always seemed like a game that would be pretty fun to play I mean you got Base building you got zombies you got surviving you got loot whing all the things I love I've watched different people play it throughout the years surviving 100 300 days building epic compounds going on massive Journeys pushing back the zombie hordes and honestly making the game their own they make it look easy so I said to myself how hard could it be well unsurprisingly as you will soon see it turns out a lot harder than I thought especially when you bring along a brain dead companion like dead squirrel and I'm not just saying that to be mean I'm telling you within 90 seconds of joining the server squirrel had already had his first death and unsurprisingly as bad as that might be it only got worse from there now I get it we're both complete and utter noobs at this game so we don't know what the hell we're doing you may see things that piss you off you may see things that drive you up the wall but just remember you too once played project zomboid for the first time this just happens to be ours if you enjoy what you see be sure to let me know down below give me all the tips and tricks that I may have missed tell me how I screwed up let me know why what happens at the end of this video actually happens and how I can avoid it in the future well there's nothing left to do but Jump Right In sit back kick your feet up grab your snack and enjoy my first taste of project zomboid I love role playing um squirrel yes this was a mistake cartoons I already got zombies banging on my goddamn door this was a mistake where are you I have no idea save me can I see you on the map So Many Zombies I I lost my hat they already took my hat cartoons just run just run just run I may have already got bit I'm already bleeding what just don't just leave alone You' been here one second I don't think I got bit I think I only got scratched it's fine I just need fine there was a lot at my house all right you don't understand click your little heart you can see how hurt you are on the left side slight damage last you bleeding that's fine no you need to cover up the bleeding [ __ ] I don't have a Band-Aid yet cartoons they jumping through the [ __ ] window they're inside this one by one house this's one in the back cartoons I'm [ __ ] I'm actually [ __ ] what is this [ __ ] cartoons I'm dead I'm limping they're on me what was I supposed to do you are so bad there's no choice SC recording for less than a minute and a half ha this surviv 31 minutes that was not 31 minutes new new character next oh my you know what I'm just gonna hit random it don't even matter next I don't even care what he looks like anymore just got to name him right oh my God squirrel don't worry about it meanwhile I'm literally standing in my kitchen why didn't you have zombies completely destroy your house like I did cuz I'm not a piece of [ __ ] I don't know who what tell you I'm back I'm back in all right I don't know what my trades are this time where are you in a doctor's office for some reason I'm in a trailer park I don't have a weapon I'm going back inside to see if I can find a weapon right quick I'm trying to find what we got kitchen knife kitchen knife from meat cleaver probably meat cleaver I don't exactly know it's not very good condition kitchen knife is better just grab some glue I'm going grab two in case one breaks all right squirel I'm G find you all right I'm outside of the courtman medical center I'm going to go try finding a house maybe I can get myself a knife or something oh my God there's like 400 zombies at that trailer how do you turn your screen again am I bad thought it was right click to like turn oh okay no I see it's a fence blocking it this is a nice big house CL oh that's a lot of zombies I'm going to go this way okay I'm looking for a car can cars just spawn with all the stuff we need to drive yeah wow living the life I think it's a chance okay I found I found a gas station I'm going to go in here I found a I found a uh station wagon it looks beat up a little bit but it might work nice oh I'm getting us food by the way so many fresh zucchinis fresh tomatoes hey zombie [ __ ] killed my first zombie that's right [ __ ] did did you get them all [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm pretty sure that I just performed domestic abuse on that lady sir do you mind if I take your car can tomatoes with me no key can I hot water yeah I got us food and soda for Forever by the way squirrel um where the hell are you at you think I'm robbing a gas station right now so there's a gas station outside a gas pumps yeah uh I actually don't know there's gas pumps Convenience St there's there's things outside I'm stealing all the canned sardines and stuff real quick and then I'm going to leave okay I'm cruising I'm cruising a I need you to find me I'm going to open up this door and there's going to be zombies outside okay now we run now we run we run there's lots of zombies cartoons do you hear a car perhaps no I'm going into a white house now wife you can't be just going all over I'm trying to find you I'm trying to find some loot it's a weapon there's a lot of zombies in the road chasing me now I'm on the main highway I feel like I'm at a main highway but I kind of have to run away from the main Highway for a second my car just broke okay it's it's back it's back is there a map I can open at all yeah but it's um you have to uncover it as you go SC I'm going to find you sooner rather than later please there's a lot oh no oh no oh no you don't have to run by the way you can just walk faster than they are just so you know good calm okay I wanted to stay on the main road so are you like on a how many lanes four lanes oh no definitely only two oh there's still side streets that come like there's no you know the stop signs aren't on this street so it's at least somewhat Main I meant Mass gen fact wait I think I hear a car do you no I'm still at the medical place I'm running past it now medical place where am I I'm here I'm going around a little Bend I'm looking for you I'm just walking down the street peace SMY Saloon and restaurant yeah I feel like I'm going a wrong way now I'm coming to find you you know I found this car with full gas and I can start it with no key it's kind of sick you on a four lane highway I might turn a little heat on damn it really living life I got I'm fairly overloaded I'm a little heavy might want to drop something cuz you're taking damage oh God you see if you can find a car I know what there's a car right in front of me you get in it and press drive and you can uh or press forward like w and you can Hotwire it or at least that's what happened for me yep yep we're on nice in car yeah been a little bit safer now huh yeah and a full G of gas can I run over zombies I think your car breaks oh my goodness okay well I ran over a good a good hoorde but I won't do that again now that I know okay he all we're trying to do is find each other right yep just kind of Drive top left like you want to be going up left to find the highway I think cuz the city is on the bottom side of the highway and I'm on the highway let meop I can turn around I hit a tree my car is definitely taking some damage got to okay make it through these zombies please thank you car top left you say so up this way oh you can't go through street signs get it h i don't think I've crashed into anything or me not even zombies I hit one zombie same this is a sick building this mass gfac building this might make a good base looks easy to defend nice squeeze through here is there no windows on this building oh there is one one window one window and there's a roof yeah this might be a sick base I just found a dinosaur symbol oh I found the main highway now four lanes nice I see a zombie with a gun should I run him over so I can grab it maybe I'm coming back down south I'm pretty sure I'm at the top of the town I got stuck I got stuck the car broke down run I'm coming I'm coming squirrel I'm coming I got run up the road y the the the cop with the gun is underneath my car I think do I hear you I see a burger cat thing yeah yeah I'm on the way to Burger cat okay I could probably try hopping in one of these cars too if I really wanted to the Zippy Market have you passed the chicken place don't think so there you are there you are was that you oh squirel squirel get in let me in please get in let let me in let me in there we go there we go okay show me show me home woo there we go you got a nice little station wagon yeah you know just a little something for the family oh thank you boy there's the chicken place all right God that the zombies dude this is ridiculous and we're bringing them all home there is a lot so it's either look there's there's some storage buildings where were they up here you they could live in some storage unit no I'm just saying like this is not it I'm sorry squirrel this looks like you bringing me down the wrong tree I'm going to get shot down this by the way I I think I got Sunday driver my [ __ ] is slow as hell see these storage buildings it got the big fence around it they the car just broke really okay it started it started okay don't do that the storage building seems sick but look at this building this building looks sick it's got a nice little rooftop on it it's got oh yeah it's got the car broke again how did we defend this uh look how do we stop him from going through the doors I don't know you're right we' have to build a fence around it I think this car is on its last leg it is let's change let's trade out we can go try that car it literally just died hang on not [ __ ] that car get the van so we can maybe load more stuff in it look at this house in front of us should we loot a house let's go in there's no zombies here yeah yeah I'm hungry and thirsty oh I have food and and stuff on this looks like this aant hey oh I made reservations for dinner tonight nice that behind us I don't have a weapon here I got one I got one here um there's a zombie coming I dropped it on the ground it's on the ground how do I uh okay I see you wh sir we're they're not open for business this is uh booked for a private occasion there's two of them out there are we going to go kill them watch out I'm going to back up to you you look cool as [ __ ] squirrel go back inside to the big area okay all right turn around and whoop their ass don't let him hit you turn around squ there's one behind you is it I was hitting that one we're good we're good you worry about purple there go [ __ ] take yeah make sure they're dead oh don't hit each other he nice like there's a leather jacket there if you want to wear it how are you Looting their bodies exactly grab corpse trade with cartoon sit on ground investigate this area no no look at uh on the top like walk over to them and in the top right you'll just uh hover over where it says loot all uh top right L all I don't see that your click your your oh there go y okay I'm going to put on that leather jacket I'm not going to let on that skirt why I think you look cute in it I look pretty sick now look at me with the blood on my chest oh yeah you're definitely going to get stri [ __ ] staff infection and [ __ ] yeah he we got to find the kitchen cuz we got to find some food I'm in the kitchen right now but I didn't see any food in here for you there two coolers no full no they're full of food dude go ahead and drink this whole gallon of milk fresh milk you eat all that I already got food where does it show up I'm hungry and stuff where would I see that my health and then go to no I don't know how you see if you're hungry besides the right side when it pops up yeah but if you you know if you ate enough because it'll pop up and be like oh you you feel so good you're so full we got a whole bunch of beer in here but I'm not going to do any of that did any of those guys have a watch on them cuz it'd be great to know what time time it is now that I know of I'm going to go upstairs real quick yep yep oh they got a pool table up here nice we just live here is there a way to turn your camera no I don't it's weird that the rest of the house is like rest of this place is useless not too many doors on the upstairs restaurant I just thought they would have had a little bit more you know we know where it is we got a car we can come back yeah let me go into my inventory real quick which I completely know how to do I hit why am I so bad at this how do you open up your inventory huh how do you open up your inventory on the other side the loot all is on the right your inventory is on the left you've got your box and you got a key wasn't on my I was on my key ring that's where I was getting confused uh [ __ ] I'm going to open this corn beef oh I'm sorry little classic wrist watch I got to watch now it's it's uh what time is it it's 9:40 we need to get we need to find somewhere to sleep my bad I'm drinking soda and I got to eat my can stuff that I just opened it's taking forever to drink the soda M delicious me look at my map I'm going try to find that I think the house is like right here I'm I'm I'm well fed now it says let me just eat this because I already opened it so might as well hey I found another room in this building that we didn't investigate well I found a school bag that I'm going to equip so now I have a backpack let me grab this rope y why is this attached belt I found shoes where and I found a toolbx that seems good T you seem like you ain't hurrying the hell up I just got his tools I just got his 44 magum rounds I got us a pistol are you jealous of my pistol do you have ammo no I don't think so guns attract everybody around kind of ass oh I just shot I did have am squirrel are you [ __ ] kidding me let me in how do I check how much ammo I got I have no clue this mother this is the slowest [ __ ] in the world but I feel like it can haul a lot of stuff is there a way to check how much ammo my gun has in it need magazine to operate it definitely just shot without a magazine okay let's equip this is this [ __ ] ain't even going I 45 magum rounds this van sucks squirrel we're getting out of this van all right I'm getting in this car that van is ass I might hop out of the van now I just we'll check this car out oh it's it's Gucci baby it's Gucci yeah get on in there did they just give me the driver seat it did hey no maybe not I don't know if it did or not oh this just sounded good when it started huh it did we need a bed is what we need I'm going try to find this the house that I was trying to live in last time all right I should have went and got my own car two cars the better we're flying trying to think of where we're at I don't think this is right this doesn't feel right while you do this I'm going to just drop some stuff out the car if you don't mind all right just throw it out the window yeah I'm going to this car sounds great okay I dropped some empty cans I hope this isn't going in the trunk or anything these shoes I'm going to throw in there keep the magazine first aid we're going to hold on to all right the staplers junk get rid of that right to keep the material keep the tool I like to have a bag so I can hold a little bit more stuff yeah cuz it the bag reduces like the felt weight of it yes yes and can I there we go this is [ __ ] up I'm putting all my guns inside the school bag a school bag and I loaded all my guns pistol ammo everything up in there that is not going to look good I'm going try to push your car all see if the cop is still pinned under there by the way I'm going back had a shotg on yeah yeah yeah that's where I'm going I just hit the trans transfer all button uh-oh stop transferring all no stop which car was yours uh not those oh my God I think I just filled up our goddamn I'm taking everything out of a trunk everything I just loaded up in there I'm taking is that yours right here uh I don't see oh I see the cop right here hey [ __ ] there go nice I have a gun we can defend this baby and get him maybe I can lead him away and you can just jump out he's not even dead hang on me looting him is not a great idea I'm Terri about looting in this game SC I don't know if we're going to be able to get this look at all these zombies no no yeah this is too much way too much just get out of here I want to kill him though so he's there true all right so we can come back at some other time again him where's his ass at is he did he get back up again he did run run over a little bit I don't want to stop moving cuz then they just start beating on the car that's true his ass is not dying no that definitely is my car right here where's he at he's in the middle you didn't see him in the cluster that's too much too many [Music] people I don't know oh there he is he's out him behind the car now he's smart yeah he is a smart little zombie oh [ __ ] okay get around the side nice may have just died it makes like a squish sound I didn't hear it you're right you did not die he up oh he's still on the ground I think he was still on the ground on the side okay just just hope he's dead cuz I'm tired of doing that okay there's a gas station are we home yet hell no I don't know where we are I got to are you not using your GPS I'm not very heavy load I have a very heavy load you got to take a [ __ ] very common problem I wish I could drop this [ __ ] out the window but it's just going to go all the [ __ ] I don't want to go in another trunk I'm pretty sure I come up here then I take a left and then a right I know there's probably another way to get over here but like I remember this path so that's why I'm taking it all right we are slow oh we are but that's probably good cuz we probably crash if we were going faster that's true and this probably saves gas um is it the first right I think it's the second right cuz this is where I came from when I was looking for you yeah I spawned right over near it technically we should probably like not drive all the way there so that we don't bring all the zombies to the house but yeah oh [ __ ] oh you're fine we're fine listen here [ __ ] we sound like we're oh [ __ ] the car's broken come on you can make it you can make it you make it to the garage this ain't the house what house is it I don't like the music right now I turned the music also when I edit it together the music doesn't chop all over smart okay squirrel the house is coming up yeah this is a nice little farm area yeah we could probably clear out all the zombies over here yeah see it doesn't seem too busy I think I can take us right to the house yeah look at this house it's right here see look at this fence it goes all the way around it and this is the only I wonder I wonder here squirr get out you g to block it I'm going to see if I can hop out now I'm gonna make sure I'm facing there's there zombies here hold up hold up hold up fighting for my goddamn light flashes down [ __ ] there's another one get off me [ __ ] [ __ ] help me kick oh you actually look like you yeah I looks sick right yeah you do look cool boxers nah nah I didn't like anything there look do you think this is going to work I can't I can't get around right yeah oh wait oh [ __ ] let me turn the lights off battery might die zombies jump over this fence though to get in here no this fence is too tall like we can't even com this vence let's go okay you can but go look how tall it is there's no way I don't know where else they could have came from but they may have just been against the fence this was that house I spawned in so you already looted this no no no not this game okay you see we got a tiny little bedroom that we share I like that see what we got in here a crowbar is that a weapon yeah and a tool equip that in both hands now fridge got some fruits should I put uh some my loot inside the fridge not in the fridge the food yeah if it's yeah yeah that's what I meant but not like cans and stuff fresh stuff no no no yeah yeah yeah grapes mango pean well peanut butter probably doesn't need to go in there you can drink out of the sink yeah this is actually kind of life I'm going to keep the canned foods on me carpentry volume 1 oo I'm going to read this book can I also read that book I think maybe after I'm done do we have a TV volume three can I read no okay to start with one all right so I'm going to read trapping okay I'm reading I'm brilliant I'm reading so fast I'm reading so slow I don't even see my bar move like go in your inventory and look at the book watch it creep up three four go to the B uh okay I see now he it's going my dude may have a slow be a slow reader mine's more than halfway done what quers out of 220 oh I don't know I don't see oh 13 out of 220 oh that's per page turn isn't it oh I get it the whole thing lights up green at the end well we're going to be reading for a while huh yeah wow I'm not I'm going to go to sleep soon you're stuck reading I hope I get tired soon so you will read you're talking about your character right mhm so we can't sleep till our characters get tired so we may be on different sleeps o yeah but we'll just force ourselves to stay up all right now that we're here squirrel we can um can I read and move at the same time or now nope okay that's fun very minor damage I have very minor damage uh cuz you were over encumbered you're walking around with it yeah yeah so I shouldn't even bother healing though with that right my temperature I'm feeling comfortable see this how slow I started before you I'm only at 28 Pages I'll let you know how much I'm at right now I'm at 38 yeah so I'm a good 33% slower than you how's your my first aid skills has went up to three my skills page oh yeah my skills my short blades all right sprinting is at one axe is at one lucky mine's not at one and that's it my my fitness is all the way full wow my fitness is only three and my strength is missing two strength is five wow your character is way better than is it because did you gain those stats or did you just spawn in with them yes the way he was created yeah okay I hit the random button so I have a you know I don't even know what I have on or off my character because I died in the first five seconds I almost said 5 minutes but it wasn't even that long this game's kind of fun SC how you liking that book you learn anything enjoying this yeah learn how to trap I'm gonna even though we have so much food it's probably not that necessary wonder what I could do while reading this book is go take a piss in real life I'll be right back and I can't wait chat's going to be able to hear you but ah yeah think you can sit down in chairs which is weird yeah you can't tape I got a flashlight okay so I can go out we can go out search him make sure I a't no other zombies in here you may not be able to walk and read a book BBY D if I can't piss and read a book how's your reading session going uh I'm almost halfway I stopped 8 I'm outside really mhm you want to give me your book to read nah come on come with me come with me what we can read another day we can read a little bit each night let me see oh like getting the job done how do you switch seats in a car I don't know are we going somewhere are we going we're not going to wait till daytime I mean we're not SC watch out um what am I doing hang in the back seat I'm opening our gate oh okay we're not taking the car got it smart stay quiet guy actually looks sick my guy kind of looks like Michael Myers right now I'm coming for you t all right we're just going to go we're going to go to the next door neighbors and um and Sh cuz we're not tired you're not tired right uh moderate take a break they wants me to take a break how do you take a break sitting on the ground sit on ground you're fine don't take a break I'm taking a break squirrel you're going to get eaten by [ __ ] zombies There's no zombies out here where did you go into the woods can't if you would have sat down in the middle of the [ __ ] floor maybe you'd you did go into the woods you sick son of this is a big house we going to check out this little houseo I'll go upstairs got bleach in a mop so I can kill you hey don't do that I found their bathroom um do you have a can opener no there's one down here if you need one all kinds of fresh oh I'mma to eat a salami can you not open up the can stuff without a can opener no you have to have a can opener maybe I do have one oh there's a duffel bag upstairs in the thing if you want yes I need one I need a duffel bag the duffel bag I'll just keep my a bra it's perfect for you a gun case I'm GNA grab that you got to place it and then uh look in it oh like there could actually be a gun zombies inside who's this guy why does it say fcz right here and now it just disappeared that was that fcz yeah we're fine I think I don't know what that was um where's that bag upstairs in the room I am in this side the right side of the stresser yeah um what did I want to do how much is this stuff a bag hold this comers something doesn't feel right I'm getting hurt because I have an extreme heavy load right now okay drop I'm going to I got to drink some water first we might could sleep here together tonight all right drop the gun CR on the ground and then I'm going to put on a little jacket oh we had a double bear shotgun in here nice with shotgun shells only two but you got ball nice okay so now that got rid of a lot of weight is there okay I'm at 23 and I'm only at 12 lb oh God okay that he's good I'm watching TV down downstairs nice I'm going read my book while I watch TV okay I'm gonna [ __ ] I wish I dropped the toolbox off at our house cuz it weighs so much yeah 3 lb yeah I'm going to drop it here do we need it I mean you can drop and see what's in it oh I also have to do that with that a box of nails grab and a garden saw I guess I'll grab yeah just static on the TV so far squ if the show comes on I'll holler at you okay sounds great actually just hit transfer all and I [ __ ] myself I think where did I just I transferred it all into to the Ground God damn it or you're struggling up there I am I'm having a hard time grab the shotgun I want to put that in my school backpack grab the saw grab the cans grab grab grab okay grab the trapping volume book I like that book a lot grab the sewing kit grab the Rope I'm still over in encumbered okay now put some stuff in your bag it weighs less in your bag I'm moving my shotgun shells over there right now just so you know you can click and then shift click kind of like you do in Windows and select a bunch of stuff if you want to drag oh okay so now I have all that all right now I'm not overweight anymore how's your reading going down here it's going good still waiting on the damn the TV some to play where was uh that can opener at it's in one of the cabinets I do some beef jerky that is cherries can opener grab kitchen KN oh come here there's a show on there's a show come here come watch it come watch the show yeah we're watching I think you get you learn skills yeah it's like a this is a cooking show and let me start reading my book too look at us squirrel we're living the life this is the life I can't believe the power is still on yeah I know you're walking into the back of your cou my boredom is going down I still discomfort and I think it's cuz I'm my cooking just went up open canned fruit look at my skills yeah do my cooking I just leveled up cooking my cooking just went up or yours just went up and I saw it I need to stop reading hang on look at your skills like go to your heart and look at your skills you can see your stuff going out oh yeah cooking's at three now oh watching this show is [ __ ] beautiful see y'all tomorrow so just different shows that come on and they each give you different stuff oh what was that I just I'm I'm I'm eating some canned fruit don't touch my canned fruit where'd it go in your pocket open one all right here's an open one we're going to drink all oh I see you eating that yeah it's delicious a great what happened to the fruit oh that's how you nail that in there oh ah you're figuring all the good stuff out yeah I'm going to continue reading now oh Dove tail joint okay ah what are you learning let me see these skills now my strength is went up a good bit my short Blade's going up my sprinting slightly going up my cooking is three and a half and my first aid is at three now did your cooking is off the damn chart is that better than you're cooking um I got to start using this shotgun to get my firearms up my cooking's only one and a half oh I'm a little bit thirsty protection scratch hey SC you bring me a cup of water while I'm reading my book here wait are these like I have scratches and stuff it says scratch 0% 40% left forearm 40% right forearm 20% of a bite oh that's how how much protection you have oh Bas on what you're wearing I got you I got it insulation damn my my nuts are insulated as hell they are hot down there God damn also I'm a doctor I just realized that that you're doctor yeah nice I'm a firefighter you can't tell by the pants Oh I can't cut my hair because I don't have scissors I was about to cut my hair oh no I st stop reading you're you're going to start beating me on are you almost done with your book I'm 150 I'm 151 wow yeah my dude reachs slow as [ __ ] still no uh still no tired my characters are sleeping during the day huh that's annoying we can't just not sleep one day and just kind of tank it for a day real life may maybe we can I say I think we do it I think we don't sleep no thirst I'm going grab some water let me know if I'm missing the show I will let you know pistol how do you see okay ammo type 44 magum oh there look this whole shelf right here is full of C food too how do you know what rounds a pistol takes [Music] um what's what kind of pistol is it a D- e pistol probably Desert Eagles it's probably 50 cal or is it could be 44 maybe doubt it you think there' be a spot where it just shows on it is what I was trying to see you could try to you could right click the magazine and see if you can reload it let me actually unload the magazine and see what's in there okay didn't unload magazine okay it's probably not unload because I'm reading P 44 okay so yeah this magazine does hold that and it's for de pistol okay yeah this magazine is for the pistol and those rounds are for the pistol okay okay you could tell by looking at the magazine got it so insert F so now if I stop reading I can probably go conser five bullets now how can you tell if your Magazine's full insert magazine unpack and I just dropped the gun on no I equipped it very weird not being able to like easily reload your stuff back to reading almost some reading I'm on 185 I'm on 194 and I God damn it yeah well you did get water and stuff yeah I to look at my traits I don't know if I can here I hate that you can't even drop stuff while reading like let me do something while do reading it it feels weird having a gun but feeling like I can't use it yeah cuz you I mean you don't have enough bullets to kill all the zombies that are going to come yeah so what's the point why would you ever use a gun cuz I mean sometimes you might have 30 [ __ ] 30,000 rounds or some [ __ ] right yeah true oh read this is only volume one think about how many pages volume two is going to be I bet you it uses up the book that I'm not going to be able to drop it for you I'll try once it's done we don't really both need to read it it disappears oh no it doesn't it's still here I'm going to drop it on the floor so there's a scill book on the floor that you can have when you're done and I take I'll take yours again we don't really need to like we could just have our jobs that's true so get to cooking [ __ ] oh neither one of us really need to cook we just got to grab canned foods think it's hit a morning time by the way yeah you can go you can head to the next house if you want yeah um I probably shouldn't have a gun in my hand is there quick like uh like can I have a knife as my secondary there's a there's a little hot bar at the bottom you should be able to drag something on to cool I red yeah I was able to put that there think there's a zombie coming behind you you all right there I got now I don't know how to go back quick to my gun but whatever some cool ass hopping right there I almost want to Sprint just so my guy gets his sprinting up mhm oh I saw a zombie through the window oh God the jump scare sound beat her ass watch she's down it feels good being the [ __ ] have a zombie on the ground though she keys on her security Keys yeah I put it in my key you took them [ __ ] okay I don't know what they're for for me but I accidentally took her clothing that's not an accident oh here you're the doctor here get first aid volume one over here I will in a second let me see the big cardboard box I dropped your pick up your sneakers let's drop them by the bed Chrome microwave cooking volume three trapping volume 4 I'm going to grab trapping volume four because I already did uh one there's also electrician volume one are you going to grab that so you have a book to read I electrician I'll grab in there there's also mechanic level twoo but I'm not going to grab that [ __ ] more canned food if we need it a hand torch should I grab that to have a okay I'm now over and CED though so let me put the hand torch in the backpack um I put my tools in the backpack I guess I can put my I put the book I'm trying to put important stuff in my backpack that like I may use the materials in here I'm going go straight across yeah it's a pretty big house oh there's blood in here we're doing pretty good I feel I I think I need a new weapon kind of soon too there's a zombie outside I'm going to go kill it I'm coming with you [ __ ] nice we need to find a watch for you yeah oh like that you can kind of just go through everything in one spot in the kitchen like you don't need move all around yeah pancake mix I'm I'm going to bother taking it this was somebody's house you know they lived their whole life here yeah friendship SL brick toys I want the kids [ __ ] bedroom or this house sucks really does girl go to the north house think the layout of the house kind of sucked too yeah it's really small there's a tiny house right here too maybe I'll go to a different house I don't know which one you went to oh this is like a prepper house that sounds like a great a little gas mask nice this house had a locked door I have to go through the window call out if you need help because we're clearly not in the same house fishing volume to mechanics level one which I think you already grabbed cooking pot yeah this place suck steak uncooked ice cream oh [ __ ] two zombies see can you handle on your own should be able to Y I'm going to just take some more canned food that he has in here this is a loot port a loot panel a loot panel is covered within arm what this guy got to watch oh nice I'll come out there and grab it in a second did you jump out the window no I had to go through a window to get in here no I not jumped out the window oh it must have been desync I saw you jump out the upstairs window I'm going to put on some padded pants that sounds like some safe pants all I found some Band-Aids that I'm also going to steal all right I'm coming out one of those Dead zombies had it yeah um I'm moist nice I think a show's on is it maybe not do I have to equip the watch or do I just where but on left rest all right oh yeah it's 11:00 oh that's nice being able to see the time yeah you watch his batteries die or anything or no I don't know feel like my weapon's probably running pretty low I feel like me and you are vampires and we never sleep I don't mind we kind of killed all the zombies in this area there's more right here this is trailer park zombies split them up watch out don't get don't let them get behind you squ I felt I felt I've worried for you I'm good oh my goodness I ow cartoot I definitely just got bit scr back pedal right click and back ped there's a lot behind me just run there's a lot the other way I'm bleeding try to use a bandage you picked up a bandage y y you're right you're right you're right you're right right apply bandage left hand were you bit or scratched or what I don't know I've even L bandage larc rating bleeding okay it's only slight damage we're fine on my right hand left hand's bandage let me use it on my right hand I'll be fine all right I killed all the zombies I used all my bandaids [ __ ] okay you can shred clothes into Band-Aids oh really mhm matter of fact I'm going to do that how do you shred um rip clothing I was able to rip suit pants all right now that is goes into rip sheets and then apply bandage right hand thank you good Tom all right Minor playing F play playing fairly heavy load carrying a little bit too muchy and un moist oh [ __ ] I auto drank all my water already uhoh you any water on you let me just this house real quick you're doing great out there I've killed like 20 [ __ ] zombies I'm just trying to find some water go to a [ __ ] sink and right click and drink [ __ ] drinking a water bottle out of this goddamn thing what about that [ __ ] fairly heavy mostly just going to drink all this pop I might as well just eat this cheese and [ __ ] while I'm in here and just get extra hungry right extra full squirrel there's a hoorde coming we cannot fight this hord can I can I keep eating in this house am I safe for now you're safe for now cuz I would like like to also undo some of this load keeping an eye on them they don't see us what on my pad pants there you go there's probably 25 zombies down there they don't see us all right no don't go south I'm going to the north got it what it got it got SC some of your patients are out here my patience yeah are you killing them yeah canned food is heavy when it's just in your inventory hey Doc I think you got some uh I'm coming she's she's got a complaint you have a headache I can solve that for you ma'am can solve that headache real quick for you ma'am real [ __ ] there you go you still feel a headache I don't think so I think she doesn't feel the headache anymore more okay good for her there's two more on the back side of this trailer canned food kitchen knife pop water bottle actually want that water bottle forging first aid volume one did I already grab that though yeah yeah forging level two I don't think you read foraging level one yet so I'm not even going to bother with that I'm having little I actually need to I need to take a pain killer there we go a minor pain should go away how are we not tired I don't understand I'm unpleasantly hot but then also moist those normally come together I'm bring this SP these bring this peanut butter with me I had to throw all this crap in my backpack cuz it just wasts so much when it's in your inventory so much get in the backat pack get in the backat pack get in the backat pack appex po okay you know looting all these [ __ ] trailer this trailer park kind of ass we're not getting much good uh I need a better like melee weapon I feel yeah yo there's some dead we didn't kill these zombies did we there another group out there why are we leing a trailer park oh the alarm went off inside this trailer cartoons in the trailer run run run run I open up a door big alarm going off maybe they'll go there and leave us to hell alone run right look they're all going that way they're going that way good thing I got out of the house and didn't try looting at first dude look at you that's pretty sick look where the look at this house we have to loot this we do hang on we can't go in they'll they'll pin Us in they'll pin Us in there too many there's a door at the back so I'm going like [Applause] this okay cartoons be careful [Applause] cartoons your weapon's so much longer than mine okay I killed one she's not dead yet damn she's dead being her ass she nice nice he's dead he's dead when you're one V one squirrel I got bit squirrel sometime I got a small little weapon squirrel are you bit you scratched or strong Panic moist oh no I think we're fine click your heart dick wad I just have a dirty bandage is all on my left hand well take it off and put another one on I have to take it off how do I take a bandaid off same way you put it on he tried to St oh my God squirrel this guy's got a bag squirrel squirrel come here come here come here I'm trying to trying to use the goam bandaid I need your help on these guys okay I'm coming I didn't use the bandaid what do I what am I doing did you go never mind I killed them both one swing who's knocking at the door here bro come down these guys got duffel bags I just killed a guy with a cool hat they were both prisoners squirrel we are go get that Duff how much does your bag hold I how do you tell if you just uh hover over it it'll say or click on it at the top right it'll say x of what oh 15 yeah okay it's better than a duffel bag all right um I still I'm trying to learn how to take off a Band-Aid dirty Band-Aid on my left hand right click [ __ ] Bird right click oh remove okay right there got it there you go oh it is bidden I'm bidden on my right hand oh score you're going to die no yeah you're going to be infected by [ __ ] you're literally going to turn into a zombie now no you're wrong I'm fine we're going to just put a new bandaid on my left hand and we're F Dam s how have you [ __ ] it up already I didn't get bit I didn't it just left hand bandage we're fine I'm happy S I haven't even taken a single bit of damage don't you worry about me my character's a okay okay it's a healthy man I'm hoping I read it wrong I he somebody hitting a goddamn yeah wall I think they're locked in the garage sounds like you're always eating I just like staying full oh he's right here he's at this window yeah one is in the garage big Furrow with hands what's that mean your hands are too damaged metal work volume one did I read what did I read I read carpentry carpentry tailoring volume one I'll take that all right this house is not jeez they could just tank forever I can't open is there another door in here there's a window that's one way in it's shattered though I don't want to jump in there but look at all the boxes dude maybe be worth it only one of us do it no we don't we don't need to do it we don't there's plenty other houses I just hate that you're going to turn into a zombie now I'm not going to turn into a zombie SC if you get bit you I mean you literally turned into a zombie I read it wrong anxious and on Ed I'm in minor pain I'm unly hot and moist squir no one gives a [ __ ] about the right side of your screen I'm talking about your yeah but I think I have all this [ __ ] because I'm bit she jumped out the window she's going to jump back in yeah ready to bash your ass on the ground [ __ ] she had a key I'm going to put on my keychain just get all that [ __ ] for me so I can get it off your dead ass body when you die I'm not going to die angler USA angler is that like the fish we could learn how to make a fishing rod if we learned that and we could fix fishing rod I'm pretty sure you read those books pretty quick cuz they're not XP boost they're just yeah my Waters get way so I can fill my [ __ ] water a little drink need some more processed cheese squirrel is the game broken we don't have to sleep I'm not mad about it maybe because we're in Co-op you don't have to sleep maybe is that a thing chat squirrels chat mind take some more I'm might to take some more painkillers rid of this minor [Music] pain hit I thought you was no the alarm run off go leave leave leave no no no no quick Qui quickly go in there there's a zombie in here too oh [ __ ] I think it's downstairs I'll run upstairs I'll try to train him around see if there's anything good in that house magazine vitamin coming to [Applause] grab I just leveled up my long blunt nice there was nothing upstairs in the house I got to check down no I got bit you got bit please don't be a bite scratch bleeding oh oh no bite I bet $13 does that matter I don't think so oh fish fresh it uncooked it did stop I'm going to get out you need to get out of here now now you need to get out of here now to the north oh [ __ ] where are we going they're coming behind us too I'm going to jump over The Back Fence oh my goodness I'm going into the woods don't go into the woods don't no cuz you can't see if you're going to run right into one R to the field behind we're fine I didn't see a field behind girl you ran into the tiniest little piece of woods I lost you I'm at the other house that we just looted Panic moist anxious on end it consider taking off clothing my God that zombie jumped over the fence right there does he have a gun on his side he does doesn't he this the first one right here on his other side of his body I don't see one behind security oh [ __ ] it looks like a like a baton okay I don't think that's worth the fight for that I didn't even see that one right there it's creepy to like look not be looking behind you yeah all right since we don't have to sleep that change changes everything in Chad if he's infected there's nothing he can do right except die I'm a doctor I don't die overall bount status okay I'm fine I just I'm hot I need to take off some clothing where did I put my clothes in here okay uh leather jacket get unequipped all right just we're going to run back to the house let's go um let's get the car since we don't have to sleep we don't have to worry about being near home I love how we're going to go I'm going to turn into a zombie behind you and start eating your ass you ain't got to be a zombie to do that just go for it have we not been down here this is our house isn't it no yes I thought it was all right go dump off some [ __ ] squirrel um we could definitely move at some point I don't even know what I want to dump off um sewing kit rope but I feel like that like where's that where your container it's in here hey rope can go in there Garden saw screwdriver I feel like I don't need both guns on Me Maybe I'll put the double barrel shotgun in here yep we'll put the two books that we need up here beautiful beautiful I'm caring 7 lb and my bag is empty I feel like that's good I'm carrying 7 lb and my bag is pretty F I'm also going to eat I'm going eat a fresh eggplant I'm going to open up the canned beans where' the canned beans go I hope I just instantly ate them I don't see them open canned tomato I'm opening the caned tomato and then it disappear oh maybe it's in my box now yeah there we go uh eat all eat oh okay and then the last thing I got to do is just put some books away is there like a police station or something definitely in this part of the town going take some vitamins to feel a little better I'm going to take some more painkillers there we go M than $4 four four lbs worth of weight are we in the car is that where we're going mhm who we just shot oh my I heard a gunshot what the hell was that what it was like 2our right yeah maybe one of the zombies just shot off maybe where it's wherever they're heading they all heard it too yeah I don't know there could be survivors in this game we killed all these zombies us yeah yeah it's a nice little journey good god oh [ __ ] I was looking at the zombies not a good time to I was looking at all those zombies that may be where the gunshot was from right up there yeah I kind of want to go see if I can't find those you see that ambulance you think that's worth getting probably not right I didn't even see it I'm still unpleasantly hot let me take off some more clothes while we're we're in the car together if you don't mind I'm just going to take off my pants back here there you go came into the car with pants on leaving the car with pants off look at that that's you know had a good good road trip right there you're going to take a zombie bite now cuz you don't have any protection that is true but now I'm not hot so look be sure to walk backwards while you're fighting like this but look how short my stick is compared to yours so if I miss they they have time watch out behind you one double defense no oh oh right back for me hang on I can't I can't I can't I can't SC squ I can't watch out there's a lot there's a lot coming over the fence over here I got bit [ __ ] dude I hate getting bit no squir run run I'm good I'm good I'm good I didn't take a damage I took damage squirr I feel like I've killed 30 times the zombies you have uhhuh [ __ ] I missed I got a [ __ ] gun TR I [Applause] shootter you even missed you even missed after making all that [ __ ] noise how do you make sure you hit I don't have a clue clearly not however you're doing it yeah I don't know m m they got suck they got sucks I know you're like my aiming is probably bad I know they have R like ranking s so you could see that I'm going to open up this window if I can I'm going to can't crawl through this window [ __ ] more more [ __ ] are coming squirrel all right I'm going to pull back out my Cleaver where did my Cleaver go no no no no no no no there I found it I found it I found it hey it's I'm an idiot all right I'm bleeding I got to use bandaids and [ __ ] let me check my health dirty bandage dirty bandage hold up remove just it's just typical damage it's we're fine oh no laration and infected that's fine I am B on the [ __ ] hand I thought you said that earlier I know you were I didn't want to believe myself I wanted to think I lied to myself no now bleeding from the neck cartoons SC you are so ass you so ass I don't have any more stuff to rip get it off these [ __ ] zombies good idea I died SC are you [ __ ] kidding me scr you're a zombie I did good one day three hours that's a pretty good record right there the F oh my God this feels so good leave stop it you you survived one day three hours you how many zombies I killed how many nine Squad killed nine in this parking lot I never said I was good at this game all right God damn you squirrel hell off me [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] CU a [ __ ] back you killed them all all that loot you get to grab now I don't know I can't get in that door kind of pissing me off all right don't worry I'm actually goated this time all right so you think you can make it to me yes I actually know I can make it to you propane torch oh [ __ ] yes I we start doing metal work stuff I'm going to die it was a joke what the [ __ ] was that noise I just got the goddamn panic okay first aid level one I just got that's good there's a lot of zombies outside already what the [ __ ] I'm in the trailer park oh you know it's not pleasant but you know exactly where where to go um up right not you go up right yep I I know exactly kind of straight kind of straight up I could probably come pick you up if you'd like had a Duffer bag on him that seemed very pleasing [ __ ] how the [ __ ] am I supposed to open these goddamn doors while I'm running past all the zombies that we killed I'm going to see if there's anything to loot classic watch I couldn't grab it in time [ __ ] I wanted it I found the two prisoners you killed oh nice get a duffel bag crap I got D back thank you prisoners okay let's check out all these zombies while we're walking by maybe I can find myself another it's in here box and Nails plank do we have a saw at home yes okay I hope so I should have shut this door but I didn't oh yep feel stronger than I ever had by the way bch p on back there you go now I got the duffel back on me with the first aid book in there going to be able to heal real nice okay and then home should be oh my God these boxes gravel bag what the [ __ ] is this sh oh my it's every tool oh this is so sick there's every tool in here every tool see Garden saws saws wrenches hammers box of screws box of nails I feel like I went the wrong way did you go up right uh up left kind of more up but now I'm just in a forest and I'm going back to where I was CU I don't remember a forest in between the two no we took the road dude there's so much stuff in here keep looting I'll find you eventually there's guy lost the goddamn road now SC hit M that doesn't do anything do I have to stop moving okay okay I'm there okay that's all the stuff we figured out I don't know which one our house is I'm way too far all right so I need to go over here is where we were I think I think that's at least the city that you're in now I'm in a garage this is sick Performance Suspension so you can mod your cars that's pretty sick I could easily die here oh my goodness sport easily could die can happen a lot sooner than I would like it to go go go squirrel I'm about to come pick you up cuz you are incapable of I'm not incapable well you're not capable I am cap did you did you die no me oh my goodness holy [ __ ] that was a lot that just went over that fence holy [ __ ] you're over where that gunshot was probably yes I think so I think well no there's a bunch of dead bodies so we were here unless somebody else killed them okay we walk down here I'm coming to get you SC are you still inside the uh storage area yep but I'm leaving coming to get right down the road basically there so I make my own moves hey I don't this doesn't look this isn't ring in the Bell anymore honestly yeah that's the what is it this is the town kind of I need like a melee weapon I need to go into a house and grab something quick not see going to rip up some of his clothing sorry about that sir on just any [ __ ] blunt weapon please gun case that's not really what I want how is there not a blunt weapon in here oh I just found wait where was that where's that pistol oh I'm at the trailer part nice you went North from here maybe I'm going to find you don't worry thank you oh my God they broke through the zombies broke in no no sh I hope I'm not bit I could be bit and then I'll just have to suicide get in get in get in I'm right here I'm I'm bit or scratched I'll let you know get in no come on all I'm just scratched I'm just scratched to my lower T torso it's fine right that's okay that's fine apply bandage all applying bandage I mean I found you with the perfect time you really did okay and while we're driving I'm be reading first aid oh I already read it damn I'm smart as [ __ ] you were right there I drove all the way around squirrel you were there I was here all right there some loot for me here where's your body have a move a car [ __ ] this car is not moving let me out it won't let me out of the car cartoons stop stop investigating area let me out can drive us a little bit you go oh I know why I'm reading ain't I is that why I see the little thing above my yep I'm reading stop reading stop reading how do I stop reading stop reading the [ __ ] book all right I'm going to have to drop the book drop nope I can't drop the book cuz I'm reading the book I'm like glitched reading this [ __ ] volume [ __ ] medical book so I'm going to be here for a little bit cartoons I'm 28 out of 220 squirrel get out of the [ __ ] car I [ __ ] can't I don't know what to tell you you won that one free so we will the I don't see it I tried dropping it but in container no quit primary no qu second s look I'm going drop some on the ground for you what is it I can't he Band-Aids you have Band-Aids in the car have you checked the trunk of this car we got Dash Elite key and we have a Band-Aids what is that at that is that a crowbar I wish I can get out of this stupid th press Escape I got out of the car equip that in both your hands and if you take another bite you're the worst player her both hands all right let me show you how to beat up some [ __ ] zombies just look around squirrel hey a you murdered everyone which one's my dead ass body this one the one with no pants okay grab all quit backpack grab grab grab grab grab grab what are you going to do [ __ ] huh read grab grab God damn it I'm stuck reading again this one's not doesn't take long finish the freaking read thank you grab grab t-shirt we're going to rip into all there we go look at me I'm playing the game now God there's a zombie coming in climb that fence zombie I dare you [ __ ] I will they can't they can't climb that fence okay where are you this you okay look at I'm good look at all this [ __ ] in here you don't have to really do nothing in there buto and they're jamack the stuff all kinds of tools and [ __ ] we just got to figure out how to get into these so I shouldn't even grab any of it we just know it's here yeah I think we need a sledgehammer or something to get through these or a blowtorch I have I actually have a blowtorch H go a propane torch oh I weigh way too much let me move my [ __ ] oh yeah I can't use a prop torch I guess I need propane makes sense that would make a little bit of sense there don't know where to find it you want to come over here just help me crowbar this and see if it opens after a while uh yeah give me one more second I'm just St to [ __ ] my bag oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] turn up on me when I'm trying to break into some [ __ ] you just want to keep punching this hey grab open door oh how you oh you did it thanks for all the help squirrel yeah I'll start the next one okay o a machete oh nice it's a [ __ ] it looks like it's one hit to break though ah this is sick we might want to live over here squirrel hey if you have a sledgehammer supposedly they're great yeah I do not I'd rather [Music] just this one has nothing of course of course the one I choose has [ __ ] nothing let me in Little Piggy there's not going to be beds here oh never mind we don't have to sleep where we go we sleep o propane torch yeah I see that yeah yeah yeah um nothing in here that I necessarily want there's a lot of like crafting materials yeah punch a punch a punch a punch a punch a punch I wish I could zoom in a little bit closer I mean probably not cuz you get killed but you play always I haven't zoomed in like this yet oh my God look at this box all the box look at that first box we can plant a garden a pickaxe a hand sizee equit primary I'm going to also grab that pickaxe dude there's so much [ __ ] in here thr the pickaxe into that so now I have a scythe as my main weapon it's kind of tiny maybe I don't want the Scythe as my weapon can you you can yeah you can can you hold it in two hands or not the pickaxe I can let me put on this pickaxe like a tast is but OD okay there we go this thing pick open this door never mind uh y you got it oh this [ __ ] is huge fishing stuff ooh Metal Sheets all kinds of metal Parts all kinds of seeds camo hunting I like that let's let's wear that you go Metal Sheets hand ax it's pretty cool he all that fish and stuff a whole sewing kit stuff there there's all kinds of stuff here dude is there anything of over here I forget oh why can't I see anything Where's My Flashlight turn on the lights that works there's a door over here I hav been in safety uh just a lot more equipment and stuff yeah this place has like I'm pretty sure this place has I don't know what any of the loots for yet I never had to use it well I mean it's for like crafting and stuff yeah I don't know what you can craft in this this game anything in the bathroom me so I'm trying to think if zombies can break this down want to try hitting one zombie with my pickaxe I need my hammer I don't have my hammer on me I'm at that other big building that you wanted to live in originally that you said would be cool too yeah yeah yeah now I'm in a flashlight though I can't search the building I can't look through it yeah right click the there should be light switches on the wall turn on lights yeah I see light there you go look at all these boxes in here oh goodness on the way a hammer sandbag I'm breaking down these cardboard these these concrete roadblocks here so we can just drive straight through right here yeah wire planks I'm sure all this stuff is great I just don't want to hold it all yeah well you if we live in here we never will we can just leave it all in here yeah this is so many boxes that we would have the org like to have an insane amount of boxes in here can we destroy the ones that you can't oh oh I hear a zombie shut this [ __ ] door he upstairs or is in the back a nice fridge a tire pump a wooden Mall oh zombies are in uh-oh damn pickax two shot of the [ __ ] out of this zombie beta blockers he has blockers on him he's alpha blocks out them betas yeah I hear your car pull up I'm going to check upstairs there's like five zombies out back or six 7 eight it's a lot more than five I'm going up to the third story so I'm not even helping you I mean that's not any different than what it normally is so you're used to it you're awesome all right the roof oh the roof is sick if we just live out on the roof dude has like walls and you can actually see into the parking lot and stuff that's actually I like the roof of this building a lot and all our restorage to be downstairs can we break the boxes we aren't using the organize them or no I don't know we just got to clear out the zombies in this area it's easy yeah just stand up there and it'll happen we're just going to back in circles and see what happens I'm I'm coming to help out a second just see this cor I hope that's you coming up by me and not some [ __ ] zombie zomie good thing the zombie didn't bother me I was eating my [ __ ] corn damn one shotted her with this thing the pickaxe is amazing this car is kind of beat up another cars there's a parking lot right behind this thing I see two brand new cars in are you in this this station wagon that we originally had I just found it you were in um where did you end up going did you just go up the road more or I'm right at the build I'm behind squirrel you're behind I'm about the building your ass is not here I just got bit I may die I may be bleeding I may have got bit bit oh no no just scratched we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine remove my bandage am I still bleeding I'm fine now nice I'm queasy for some reason I'm like a little it says I'm I'm queasy it's not good s yes there we go hey ctoons you're not the building you're not at the building look at all these Dead zombies that you took out police Trooper t-shirt R Digital watch said on alarm I'm about on my right lest I got two watches on [ __ ] oh what time is it boop boop oh this watch has like it tells me the date the temperature and everything that's pretty sick oh there's some scissors on this guy if you wanted to uh cut your hair yeah see this building is sick cuz look we can you're going to say drive the car there oh sick you actually can drive the car in you like we could actually organize these boxes to be organized sounds like a [ __ ] ton of work though can I break these no like it does suck that they're there hereit right click me I can medical check you I'm checking you you [ __ ] moved you dip monkey cartoon needs to be closer for me to Medical check you there you go um dead squirrel's Health you got a bandaged right forearm and a bandag lower torso that is true overall body dead just slightly I'm going to do some uh push-ups real quick all right for 10 minutes come on squirrel yes squirrel yeah yeah pumping it get some of that exercise this is 10minute workout right here with all these cuts on my body oh I already got a dirty bandage now with that P blood pumping you're doing [ __ ] jumping I'm doing burpees baby burpees Mo bandage do you ever stop bleeding like did yeah I would imagine feel like whatever is bleeding always bleeds hey squ will you take that dead body outside yes I actually will so do you think this is sick a sick place to live yeah this is a pretty cool place to live okay um I grabbed the body I don't see it in my hand it's in your your back corpse there we go it's out of here it's outside back inside I go very heavy load uhoh oh my goodness what happened why is my load where's my backpack go did you take my backpack oh I don't know why I stopped wearing it I put all that on my load okay um what's my carpentry at skills it's at nothing so I'm going to some of these boxes that are in I'm going to break down yes to level up my carpent Tre I can't find any empty boxes like literally they all have [ __ ] in them it's not a bad thing come here oh I'm listening to the radio oh today Ethan's called in how are you Ethan you think it matters how I am how about the poor souls behind the event line ofs CH to this God aing you got a lot of different moving parts and you can move them at but you're also more interview with heed Global listening to he knows your KN talk radio can I change it look our bordedom went down that I'm going to go I need to go break some [ __ ] down that we're not using don't even know who the [ __ ] you just teleported all right so so just take some of the stuff out of like this is one two gravel bags in it go like that take it out of this box and then hit Des symble Des symble don't you do it I'm trying to do it I'm do how do you do it he break it did he just hit it over and over again how did you do that was it the disassemble button it's disassemble do you need a hammer yeah see I'm at zero XP let's see what one box gives me I'm going to throw a pistol in here got three they gave me 15 that's pretty good three bullets that is pretty good I don't know how good that is but it seems pretty good PR almost gr did you keep end me emptying me some boxes I was filling up these boxes uh gravel [ __ ] Gra grab a bag should I just drop on the ground probably yeah I won't be able to break that one down cuz it's on underneath another box what am I doing I I just grabbed one of the gravel bags I put them over here going it this way put it down so you can't destruct boxes that are on top of other boxes then you can't do destroy the ones under them right okay you can't have a floating box the one with the the radio on it you can break down I'm emptying it you go move the radio can I I don't know how to move the [Music] radio disassemble radio device options s ground carpentry yeah I don't know how to move the radio maybe you can disassemble it these are some full boxes so these are going to stay full these two right here let me just move this [ __ ] into here um won't let me disassemble this one has item on Surface what's on top of this it says there's something on top of that box oh it is three stories high holy [ __ ] it's kind of annoying that you can't do this all right two more boxes I should level up okay has a lot of metal in it has a lot of tools on it this one only has that and gravel bags there's a box empty over here but it may be too high I can't quite tell bag of plaster extremely heavy load with all these bags of plaster that [ __ ] does not feel great damn it takes a while to move [ __ ] around carpentry all right do you remember seeing planks in any of these boxes there definitely playing some of the boxes yeah I know there's at least two where the [ __ ] is my you're right my damn uh duffel bag unequipped for some reason right I don't know why that happens also I have a goddamn pistol in my hand again it's never a good sign let me equip drag this down to that pick up pickaxe on my main throw the Crowbar inside a chest let me know if you see planks I have two planks in my backpack I'm going to put them in this box over here that I'm on right now so there's two planks in here little overweight I got Nails on me I don't think I do these boxes got so much [ __ ] in them all right this one just has two planks this box so I'm just going to take it come over here squirrel check this out uh one second taking two planks I'll be over oh you planking up there you boarding up a window mhm I didn't know you could do all that yeah I'm dropping two Planks on the ground I'm actually going to barricade these doors yeah we don't need those doors to work well cuz we have upstairs that we can run to if trouble really gets trouble in mhm we can run out on the roof what door do we want our main door just the garage door that the car comes through open up the garage door oh it's just like that there's a middle door I say I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing right now um there you go it's weird with the angles like you can't tell yeah I'm going double and triple these [ __ ] things up Eat This Yogurt barly heavy load I'm carrying oh oh you carrying planks yes I do actually have two Planks on there you drop them over there and where was the other ones in this box over here okay go drop them right in front of that door cuz I think I can use them off the ground it's that they're not in that box they're in one of these [ __ ] boxes they may be on the other side I don't [ __ ] know in front of which door the doors that you alreadying up all right drop okay there's two Planks on the ground by the door now uh just getting a little bit secure you definitely didn't put him in front of the [ __ ] door sh put them on the ground right there you don't see him right there yeah but they need to be in the same block as the door they right at the door basically at the door yeah but I could use them off the ground without having to pick pick them up if they're at the door I got one more plank for you that I'll bring over searching through all these box purple and white paint oh six more planks you like that yeah ain't nobody ever going to be get to be in these [ __ ] doors yeah I'm grabbing them all right now shit's going to make me heavy but it's fine planked up make sure there's no more I'm hungry as [ __ ] by the way H heit did I just another six planks grab all I am planked oh stacked and we got a [ __ ] water found in here damn this place is sick I'm coming over with 12 planks boy is it heavy 50 lb uh 13 planks drop call me the plank man nice I can't use it off the floor I got to pick them up right I'm just going to go kill some zombies asside super yeah we could just use the garage doors to get in and out and it's perfect discomfort something doesn't feel like how do you help discomfort 30 bandages that may uh that may help oh nice one of my things stopped bleeding yeah uh right forearm is hurt if you're if you're infected or anything you got to put alcohol and stuff on it I did I am infected I don't have alcohol do vitamins help no [ __ ] what about painkillers nope [ __ ] so alcohol is what I'm looking for mhm I'm going to run down the street wish me luck I won't get bit and there's one thing I know is I won't get bit I when I accidentally don't rip all okay I'm guessing that's you I'm hoping that's you and not just a random person look at this house you already been in here just the [ __ ] oh that's the restaurant being [ __ ] robbed just not going to pick you going make me run my ass all the way over there we got to find you some some heels alol probably was some alcohol in that restaurant we got to look in like um like bathroom cabinets and stuff you have to pick the most beat down car well I didn't feel like getting the other one out of the [ __ ] garage garage what was this place family fashioned burgers for sale and a la guy out FR and a laundry mat I need to find a police station [Music] yes what is this place looks like a restaurant yeah chicken restaurant another restaurant it looks like bakery bakery catb like it's just restaurants how many restaurants do they need there's a lot of people here there the bank ooh they may have some guns in there security guards there is a lot I should not came back here I'm driving my ass off there don't know the best place to look for that [ __ ] gas station look at that car flips over I want to go in here all right but I'm going to just we got some many other vehicles I'm just going to destroy this car keep running them [Music] over how do I honk my horn you sure you want to do that h not very smart too SC why I'm leading him away from the gas station come on everyone I don't think they're following you very oh they're behind I'm looking behind us no they're not following some of them are just up there they come back I probably should have just not done that now they all just going be stuck there it's a nice little Motel right here B see wow the [ __ ] sure are slow they are this car H store is loud they are I think we're giving up on there we go that's what we need here squirrel uh hop out y you got to stop moving I'm going to go hide behind this car and you lead them away he they just so you know if they break on you you're [ __ ] definitely not [ __ ] adult educ oh squirrel they like you more than me even though I'm honking like four I one more [Music] I mean can you go in the [ __ ] liquor store no you can't go in you want be in here they're going to break on of me squ I'm I'm going to die get out of the car oh there's a zombie in the goddamn liquor store okay we you [ __ ] she looks like she may be [Music] drunk I was just trying dud I grabbed the beer bottle does that count I don't know I grab bourbon yeah bourbon might be good let me try grabbing all there's a door in the back I'm just leaving at the back okay I didn't want to stay in there too long there's there's like so many zombies out front stand still we're get in get in get it get it get it get it get it squir squir squir squir squir squ yeah go go go go go woo okay now let me see if I can use this stuff I don't even know how to use this what is this building bourbon disinfect drag one yes there we go sterilize drag let me go to my health real quick take off the dirty [Music] bandage what kind of place is this do you think uh I can't use the sterilized bag am I not her anymore I'm not her anymore that's why the infection went away yeah yeah nice I just had very minor damage overall now it healed up on its own didn't even need all that trouble trying to see what all is on this road [ __ ] well that's a street light I've seen those on many roads cartoons this guy's got a hat on oh no he doesn't the M sant's walking around what's this for sale I want to find a police station does your chat know if if car our car just died okay okay we're good Chad is there a police station here Pizza love [ __ ] Pizza Pizza whe oh look there's a theand over here customer service I would like to order a pizza sir but I would like to not [ __ ] yeah that's right [ __ ] another one see you later [ __ ] you better be dead ma'am are you dead you are dead take your [ __ ] on I hear a zombie that what the [ __ ] you just teleported around the whole goddamn thing for me uh there's really not much in here yeah I was hoping for some pizza fresh cheese there's some dough I'm going to eat this pizza fresh uncooked add add cheese okay where's the fridge she woke up this [ __ ] was really naal I swung at her and everything hit the swing sometimes I just be missing shots that jump scared the [ __ ] out of me yeah right another one walked in oh my axe went up one I'm a firefighter too so that's perfect oh that's an axe oh yeah pickaxe I guess it counts as an axe yeah that just made me one sometimes I swing too early ites man you just teleport All Over Me by the way it's terrifying a minute where's my pizza there we go where's Pizza for you and me are you going to share any of that pizza with me nope I'm still sick queasy still queasy I have a first aid book I can read all right SC get your own car what car are you driving actually let's see what this building is cuz I was curious It's for least we might as well go in it's all like deserted over here where I'm at this is like office [ __ ] yeah this looks ass I'm going to leave this looks ass yeah I'm going to get in this blue car wait this one's your car no you can get it all right uh oh yeah we got plenty of gas in here too I like this how' I know you were going to take the truck the red truck baby tell you this truck is zooming not as fast as my car oh no you're definitely about to pass me holy [ __ ] yeah but you also have the slow driving thing I think yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll just get this T we look sick now yeah you dodged smart what is greens what is greens supposed to called greens [ __ ] Greenies maybe a hardware store God there's so many zombies [Music] man I can't see what this place is I wish I could turn my camera oh that was a big Crow of zombies I just ran into um it looks like a cafeteria it goes on forever dude it goes way down the road it's a strip M so it's all probably all different types of [ __ ] in here yeah there's a it's a clothing store yeah see there's a bar buyer fence it looks like but is this place police I found it I'm there oh yes squirrel yes yes yes and there's cops all outside I'm on the way cos shotguns another school backpack what did you do did you cut through the grass uh I see it I see it I'm here nobody just see it I'm getting out of my car turn it off I [ __ ] I don't know if I did that me sir I even know how [ __ ] no behind you okay we go they coming from all directions so actually just in front of us but don't back up too far there's another whole group behind us well I don't have a choice but to back up right now pointing a gun at me I haven't looked behind this at all by the way we're clear we're clear for now nice this is great we're doing good one left n there's a couple more coming there we go all right there's one coming behind now I'm on it I zoom in to fight most of the time oh I don't even do that there's some painkillers on the ground I'm going to take school bag right there that I think you should take what happened what happened I'm my game minimized don't do that somebody just jumped out of a window yep or in you want to just go through front door oh this cop has a gun on him yeah yeah I'm going to get him I was just I didn't want to Lo police bulletproof vest put that [ __ ] on where'd it go make should have shut the door when you come in here yeah I'm going go into the rest of it till you're in here yeah I'm putting all on all police uniform stolen Bor nice yes there's a whole lot of uh tactical walkie-talkie can we actually like talk to each other equipped as primary or secondary item to operate radio okay it just helps operate radio I'm going take the shotgun I'm not going to get the pistol I'm going leave it all right I'm pretty heavy what all of I carrying dude the office is all clear can we break any door down in this game I feel like I'm not going to be able to break this door down it just leads to a jail cell there's probably no [ __ ] point back in okay let's go I'm sorry is this the door just bull crap yeah that I have went farther than this oh these are jail sales yeah those are the ones that are locked I don't think those matter why is there oh it's a window see anything I hear somebody licking glass H oh somebody in are they in where are they at on me there one more nice we need to get in these doors oh unlock door see if you can unlock this door with it it was unlocked door yes that's a prison this doesn't look like a door we'd really want to get in no it's the other one it's this one I can't say I'm so inside the [ __ ] other thing um I'm locked away yes that was so lucky you found that guy what's in here a pistol fiberglass stock box of shotgun cells I didn't grab anything just looking around so many bullets yeah I'm not looking anywhere oh my God anything yet same I'm going to dump all the dumb [ __ ] like the time scope on this rack okay I'm M14 rifle four time scope I'm just going to start grabbing all the ammo and we'll organize it at home maybe we'll grab all ammo guns magazines and set chest put [ __ ] like nails cuz we got a thousand of those [ __ ] things got so much at home yeah we wouldn't worry about that that we can get easily let's take all this gun [ __ ] bullet bandolier what what does that mean bandier it's like the the thing that goes across your chest with bullets sticking in it gra M14 mag grab the M14 rifle mama what did I just do a four times scope very lucky that we just rolled right into this shil and everything is ammo heavy I believe so I'm throwing everything I picked up in my bag I'm not even going to use it yet all the magazines all that [ __ ] let's make it light cuz I am way overweight right now I'm my keychain I'm just going to drop this pizza [ __ ] it sucks that they like just two bullets each on each stack of bullets oh that's all it is yeah mine at least there was two two and two I don't you got anything better yeah but you it's a box right oh so when you open the box it'll have more ammo in it oh you're right box of okay ooh that makes me happy uh you're still grabbing this other stuff yeah I'm going to put I'm put um my school bag is full I can't buy anything else in my bag and I'm still overweight hold up I'm going to have to drop and stuff drop the beer bottle um how much do I weigh now I'm at 1495 I got to drop one more thing can I okay I could wear the bowet Bandelier no I need to get rid of one more thing still let me look into my bag anything I don't need in this bag I have two first aid volumes on let's get rid of that all right I'm just barely not overweight now but there's more [ __ ] things that we need to grab in here grab grab here's the two magazin three pistols in here dude can you carry them I'm just going to grab all we're going to be taking a car right so it shouldn't matter that much yeah you can go put it in the trunk okay that's what I'll going to do yeah actually do we have a hang on I'm going move the car around back right here all right I'm filling up my whole inventory with everything never mind I can't I can't all right there's a fence it's safe out front though to go out front uh let me check there come on come on that hold up I have to grab two more pistols I just found another eight time scope I don't want to forget anything just so like this gas station will always be clear whoa I just found a okay that had all pointless [ __ ] okay I think I'm good uh there's two zombies out here coming toward our cars come for me if you can I'm just going to have to go I don't want to run because I don't want to hurt myself oh I almost got bit [ __ ] trk protect me while I'm in my trunk if you can I'm trying to see how much is in the truck truck bad how do I the truck can carry 47 the car can carry 21 yeah the truck is much better load the load the truck up look at this dumb [ __ ] we're outside you're not let me get bit it's going to take forever to load this thing up yeah you're good I think we're safe box of shotgun shells four time scope eight time scope it's all the stuff in there time to go to my backpack boxes of ammo oh I'm so look aren't you glad we brought the damn truck load this some [ __ ] up M14 rifle M14 magazine a shotgun over there this looks like mod truck B when we go to the house to to shoot oh I feel nice to L now make sure these cops didn't have anything on them for me was there any more cops I can steal their uniform police Trooper pants swear police Trooper short shirt where shoes wear holster we I might as well just just grab their pistol black digital watch but on left you're like damn I need another wrist yep there you go tactical walkietalkie it just said to like operate radio and important I think we're good did you already look through most of these zombies over here yeah I mean they just have what regular zombies have close okay I am good here you drive the truck since you drive fast I don't exactly know where the house is just go straight like down left C across the parking lot back to the main road like North North yeah like turn right and then turn right again okay and then just drive straight all the way up and our house is on the right oh yeah you were assuming dude holy [ __ ] going off the road try to DOD some [Music] zombies oh yeah you need to always drive holy [ __ ] zoom out some squirrel smart that's right we live in the warehouse now yeah which is the way up here right here no we're way we really went far I can't believe we found a police station yeah right I don't remember seeing this yeah this was the motel when I was like hey look at the motel that's crazy you were bleeding to death you were you're about to pass out burger [Music] place I'm still nauseous like I don't know why I'm sick some raw food I don't I don't know how to get better that I don't know should be up here on the right yeah that bring us around yeah I get ready to back the truck in I'mma open the one door the other one can I get out is it open I can't even tell what what am I hitting the box with the radio don't just try to Ram it what are you doing I'm trying to go around it there you go C all right now now what are we doing with all this [ __ ] why do we who put the plastic back with us it was probably already back there yeah all right I guess we just put them into any box I wish there was like an empty box near I think the problem is you have put us where we can't get back in the truck cuz you parked right with your door on the [ __ ] box go we I didn't know that [ __ ] matter let me try doing this hang on I got something God damn it squirrel should I take the other car and push it back a little bit I think so yes it's so stupid it's so weird with this at his angle to very lightly hit crash into the building there you go can is it moving yeah yeah little by little keep going keep going maybe I should have did this head on maybe that would have helped all stop moving for a second let me see if I can get in how it get how it work I cannot I cannot come on get in there all right now now you try it hang on I can get in [Music] yeah ah now I need a screwdriver cuz I'm taking this [ __ ] radio apart I'm sure we have a screwdriver somewhere you going to get this an empty box I'm going to read a little bit of this uh this book here is what I'm going to do if you don't mind it's first a volume one again I think I died on the character with I never finished it yeah that was the joke oh yeah that was a good one I'm taking apart this radio seeing how it works figure it out all right I'm moving this radio so I can disassemble this box so that we could get this [ __ ] truck in a little easier smart I don't have a hand oh yeah I put all my tools in that thing ah 65 out of 220 skills my Sprint thing is almost level two now my axe is getting to level three my axe is good and it was already a little leveled up I think level one at least yeah my axe started it one but I haven't been using it I think this part of the game is fun like building your your uh skills and trying to get them all filled up yeah like I really enjoy that part of the game but man if you have something full and you die oh it must suck trying to figure out where the bulk of storage is yeah I saw you that corner that you're heading to there's a lot in that corner oh yeah yeah over here yeah yeah a lot cor can you like turn off the [ __ ] cars when you get out of them what's the button turn them off there's at the bottom you can see like the dashboard you just turn the key off all hello hungry but I'm too busy reading I'm getting a tad weepy weepy yeah my dude's depressed damn and my dude's not doing good he's depressed he's nauseous he's Mo he's nervous wait right click to show treatment menu right click on it at least says that underneath my thing I don't have anything wrong that my protection is pretty my left foot is 100% protected from Bright and scatches I don't know why my left foot is and on my right what my left foot is my right is zero what am I wearing squirrel I need a I need something to read that's like worth a damn my nuts are not as hot anymore you don't think first aid is worth a damn first Aid's great I just don't know why my dude is nauseous still and getting a tad weepy need some excitement or human contact I'm a nervous wreck I got a fever you're not doing good I'm not doing good do you want some bourbon vitamins you think that would maybe help you fatigue goes down too if you take vit provid the of energy when taken reduces fatigue that's what you have right Am I Wrong did you say fatigue uh I don't know can I take a bath in a sink yes I haven't taken a bath cuz I'm starting to something doesn't feel right I'm starting to feel discomfort wash yourself I'm taking a bath ah should probably wash our clothes huh oh yeah D I must be dirty as hell yeah we are filthy we're going to need to build a legit shower at some point are you bathing in the sink or the toilet both I got my feet in the toilet y washing my hair in the sink when I'm done with this I'm going to wash all my clothes jees all right wash all clothing oh that's a Buton the okay that's yes I see that all clothing oh that went by fast oh that was just my sock oh that's my hard hat washing that washing my boots the Bloods off that get them boots clean bulletproof Fest the shower when you got a [ __ ] KingSize sink right now all my clothes are wet we're going to have to put our clothes out to dry my clothes actually don't I don't see anything that says wet anywhere um I need to go to our kitchen and steal some of our food I'm going to go lay out all my clothes like I'm getting ready for school I why I'm not all wet why are you the only wet one don't be jealous by the way we are out of food yeah we need to make a trip yeah I I ate it all nothing in the fridge that one's a little bit on me are we just leaving the guns on the back of the truck for now I was just coming up here to see what type of storage we had up here I was trying to get undressed squirrel that's why I came up here really yeah you ain't tricking [Laughter] nobody pants are off I get them feet out this lead to why why is that there's a window up here that you can jump cartoons what you [ __ ] butt ass nak now God damn why did my Clos all way I'm a little jealous yeah I got a fever dude just got hell I'm going to go aside while you you're you do what you're doing yeah you got to pretend me I ain't got no weapons or nothing I should probably put this gun away's pull back out that pickaxe I don't even know where to go like where's the closest food maybe just something to go work towards I don't know what to go do they I mean all the houses had plenty of food in them yeah I'm just going to go up the street this way till I run into a house or whatever's next and this is the restaurant I'm sure we left plenty of food inside the restaurant what yeah dude like SC I think I'm dying no you're fine no I'm like I'm taking Health damage like a little bit at a just over and over and over because I'm sick but I don't know how to get unick that is a little bit of a problem yeah how do I get unick by the way I'm not grabbing any of the food that we had to cook I'm grabbing some more bourbon yeah we need to find a drugstore why is my leg dirty I just watched this [ __ ] you gross ass [ __ ] I can't see up here oh no I can't see anything push him down the staircase push him down the staircase push push oh they just snuck up on me dude are you good yeah there's another zombie outside where's the damn light switch in here I'm about to Google how to not TR to get un nauseous way the windows [ __ ] locked [ __ ] okay coming back with some food I'm moist now I'm hot because I'm moist I'm heavy coming out door okay I'm home I don't know how many people I brought home with me we just going to Hope none go damn I thought you would have your goddamn clothes on by now thought I was gone long enough the corn in there a card in SC I think I'm I think my character's doomed I think I'm going to die no like I don't know why I'm sick I mean you we in a zombie apocalypse I kind of get being a little a little sick I mean it's cuz I maybe because I've been around zombies so much fighting over and over and over and over and over you're just getting a little crazy wait let me inspect you we got no first aid stuff Medical check I'm metal checking you hold up I'm trying to get in I'll stop him you have minor damage right click to show treatment menu yeah there's nothing I can't do anything hey you look fine but my symptoms are nauseous getting bored depressed ravaged by mourning and depression discomfort nervous wreck unpleasantly hot and I'm butt ass naked oh get away from [ __ ] there's blood everywhere too bad you dismantle that radio sounds like that's what you need right now need a [ __ ] TV well let's go to a house and go find a TV maybe see if my clothes are dry I'm a little damp I haven't I should probably drive my clothes how's your clothes feeling uh oh my bulletproof vest and the jacket are still wet I'm just going to let I'm just waiting for the sun outside I'm going to just go out and stand out there put all my clothes back on man I'm back to full health overall body status okay yeah dude I'm like down to about 60% now I'm legitimately dying I wish I could help you but I cannot is there a limited amount of zombies in the world probably not I think they spawn hey holster right wait can I put a pistol on my holster you should be able to right yeah we go I got a little Desert Eagle on the The holster now I have a feeling there's no mag inside this desert eagle oh know what let me finish reading the medical book and maybe I can help you maybe let me keep reading I'm halfway done I'm more than halfway yeah my strength my carry I used to be eat food help nausea and boost a bit of happiness there's food in the fridge there is yeah I rung some fresh fruits back veggies we love fresh fruits and veggies painkillers in here in Bourbon [ __ ] I'm going to drink some Babin yeah there you go get happy any of this stuff make me happy there's no junk food I'm I'm a bit tipsy now I'm sick now I'm not nauseous anymore I'm Legit sick it says no no vitamin I have vitamins for you oh yeah let me take them uh drop let me stop reading uh just walk forward all right I'm dropping vitamins on me I dropped them on me B I'm about to get wasted I'm drinking white wine too you know they always take some vitamins you want painkillers too yeah I'm gonna take some too [ __ ] it delicious they always say magazines and cross wordss are good for boredom we don't have any of those huh I've definitely seen them around but yeah I don't have any of them you br where'd you put my vitamins right on they're right underneath me just come walk on the ground by me pop those bad boys maybe that will make you feel a little better how about that how you feeling now I'm inebriated oh my god oh I'll do a health check on you soon S I need to go I need to go to the [ __ ] uh to the doctor you got to wait all right I'm at 183 I need to go to the neighborhoods all right you go out there I'll come visit you and I'm done reading don't die on me well I'm dying already that's why I got to go so what you're just going to go look for the medics in the cabinets is for anything I don't really know what I'm looking for yeah I don't know I don't know what you need really try finding a hospital do we see a medical place anywhere I like this squirrel I'm almost done with my book and then maybe when I right click you will actually tell me how to uh heal you at this level is what I'm hoping [Music] squirrel I'm going if if I don't see you again brother it's been fun been a good run I'll make sure to keep the home nice and safe safe [Music] ass we haven't really been North I'm going to drive up here and just see what what I see uh this book only gives you an XP multiplier for levels one to two scale not a free scale m but I have to read volume one just to even to get volume two right yeah might as well just [ __ ] read it I'm going to read it and I'm going to drop it it's almost done last page all right drop all right I'm going to go grab a new car so I don't take the pickup truck out yeah and where did you say you went towards South North a little bit north we just kept going north we don't know what's up there yeah I'm on the main road so far it's literally nothing I'll probably catch up to you yeah all right it turns there a sharp it's not really sharp it's like a big Direction a right or left a big looping it does it there's only one way to go it Loop to the right yeah I'll tell you when I get there my car died my car died C thank you it's back on well that's not good living off the main road is super nice by the way yes right I'm almost half health I just hit the turn oh yeah you're going to catch me when you get here I'm just going to get in your car my car died okay I think I might stay in my car it's like brand new looking hereo I'm going a little 90 120 120 [ __ ] I'm driving 50 oh [ __ ] I hit some zombies I wasn't looking you should have zoom that there you are hey hey gud hey squirrel I got nice and slow for you your headlights are on mine aren't it's been a long way my friend and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again I let you know there's anything up here C godamn oh my goodness oh my goodness wait back up back up don't come full speet in uh it's blocked off we have to go through the woods a little bit you can't go through there can't go through there ooh y I was going full speed I had to stop wow this is really blocked off thank God it let you through it let me through the pole but not through that tree okay oh uh-oh squirrel this is not squirrel I can't trying to get through oh no I hit in the wrong button cuz it's like inverted right now at this angle squirrel come on carto go I made it through come on if I can make it you can make it wait we're through we're through right after you get through those top trees you're out of there I'm going to wait for you on the other end right yep oh there you go let's go the [ __ ] happened there that road block was a little scary you know the biggest problem with uh what is this it's a diner let's stop [Music] here what the [ __ ] squirrel my bad like what the absolute [ __ ] was that don't worry there's some zombies inside the diner I'm going to focus on outside for now ax just got up get over here you little bit I'm ready for you zoom in now to fight right [ __ ] I didn't take the vitamins earlier you didn't take the vitamins or was there just more than one in there oh there might be more than one it's says take pills but nothing's happening do you need water oh now I'm just sick nervous wreck injured and unpleasantly hot like I lost a lot of my other things that's good it's a step in the right direction I think I don't think I brought a weapon yeah I did what it's in my backpack there's a there's a big [ __ ] inside the diner a big [ __ ] she probably been there eating all the goddamn diner food she's a normal [ __ ] honestly she was just wearing an apron and it look like a big [ __ ] come on be me there there's a a lot of food in here if you're hungry yeah let me see something that's going to make me happy carrot upstairs here I found the bathroom no one using the [ __ ] squirrel there's somebody coming in front door I'm eating ham uh he's actually using the front window I'm overeating I'm severely damaged what yeah let me do that health check on you now [ __ ] it do it again medical check it's just yeah severely damaged yeah I can't see yeah I'm just I'm losing Health cuz I'm sick I need antibiotics yeah we find a hospital yeah we need to find antibiotics it might be too late for antibiotics though it's over too late all right TS it's not too late for you yet we can find a hosle there has to be one in this town somewhere did we split up to find it maybe this is the only road we haven't seen any Cuts or anything another traffic jam yeah I'm going to go the bottom rout here's another cut I'm going to go see where this leads to yeah um like a trail I guess that doesn't really look like a TR like a look like storage containers I guess right this like a rest stop it's a rest stop that's where truckers leave their [ __ ] yeah yeah the [ __ ] did I hit you on your screen because of my screen I didn't what's this oh yeah what is that a bathroom no the food market so we don't want that laundry mat uh now I'm in a trailer park that's not going to be where the hospital is I can promise you that this is a trailer park I'm at like 40% Health squirrel I don't think there's going to be anything down this road a cop car you see the cop car yeah I see a dude with a a cop with a gun on his back I see two cops no I just got double bit squirrel are you [ __ ] kidding me I may be dead no I'm bit it no how how did you get double bit let me in please let me in I tried hitting him and I missed the swing I'm sick and now you're sick let in the [ __ ] car get in you got to stop moving go go go no now I'm infected no this character Felt So Good see who dies first no sterilized packs maybe I can save myself do I have any food can vegetables open this is so bad I don't want to die first I'm use this goddamn pistol I got on me if I'm going to die might as well you can get the propane tanks from the gas grills by the way mly slightly damaged I'm good on H what happened ooh there's a TV oh it's a radio I'm looking for medicine I'm also going to grab this word search magazine in case we oh somebody's on the radio talking now no medicine for you nope searching in all the bathrooms you're going into every trailer yep I mean I'm going to die out of the way whether I go in them or not right alarm went off I oh no that's not good I'm going to go down I'm going to go down killed as many zombies as I can girl we don't if we need to die at different times oh if we die at the same time it's over I think so right I don't know I didn't know that I don't know that either I don't know I'm just guessing I can't believe you got bit me neither I'm pissed slight Panic I'm still sick this is the worst trailer home in the world pull out my goddamn gun not my gun my pickaxe the pickaxe is a great weapon too being able to one or two shot yeah I'm trying to clear out this cop car because me oh I may get bit again N I pushed her paint killer sheet bandages oh there's a lot of M supplies in that one but not what you need nope get off me cop get off me cop I'm going to grab his night stick grab that pistol turn around beat the [ __ ] out of that zombie try to sneak up on me like that what the hell [ __ ] scre I'm sick there's nothing in the back of the cop car are you [ __ ] me oh no there's [ __ ] two zombies in that house I was just about to jump in through the window oh no now what alarm did you set off too damn many I [ __ ] was finally done killing them all run don't get bit keep running I'm just going to get in this cop car and I'm going to drive it away that's what I'm going to do my cop car now [ __ ] there we go are you still in that house or no no I'm in the food market [ __ ] oh yogurt yogurt might have some but he had nothing good in here there I'm right I'm I'm inside where's the bathroom here come on storage I have a dirty bandage Dude where's bandage we need a pharmacy squirel app pie bandage I'm trying to take care of my wound as much as I can peanut butter and jelly sandwich what I'm eating it how are you inside there there's So Many Zombies around this place oh God I'm going to get bit there's so many everywhere I'm coming out the door I'm getting in are you go go go go go go is a laundry mat um where am I [Music] going squirrel I'm like 20% Health now the good news is you're going to die before me why don't you zoom out a little bit so you see that coming slow the [ __ ] down squirrel ow we're fine do you want to go that way I can't see you here turn your headlights on how click the headlight button the car Dad click the headlight button squirrel it's above the speedometer the head button on oh this is a nice little cut back I passed it then we go this 120 the car's broken the car's broken get out get out get out the car's done okay so I got us to more trailer parks at least yep look in the look in the look in the I'm going to go next one over the bathroom cabinet is the only thing I care about all right even though we don't know exactly what we're looking for I'm looking for antibiotics okay that's problem is I'm sure when you're sick in this game they want you to rest and you can't sleep in multiplayer so I don't know how that works so many canned foods in here it feels kind of awesome to be getting chased by like a whole group of zombies and you just you're quickly running in and looting and getting out before they yep oh my goodness that was way too risky though oops no the alarm went off tell me I can open up this window antidepressants oh [ __ ] yes I can open up that goddamn window I took anti-depressant nice my health is still full even though I'm beding I think it takes a while for the zombie [ __ ] to oh my goodness there is 1 2 3 4 five six zombies inside this room with a TV on uh no thank you I will not be heading in there I want to watch the TV I do but but I'm going to die either way there's no point what's up at like 10% Health squirrel you just came in the same bat think first a kid in here will that help you I don't know let me see it use it there's also a TV on right here doesn't matter though if you're going to if I'm going to die I shouldn't even sit here and listen to it there's I think a first a kit hang on let me let me place cuz it's like a container oh what's in it no nothing that you need no my bom's going down I'm going to loot it though grab they just transfer everything on oh my God I transferred everything into it by accident oh BS ah we are toasted we are toasted we are toasted honey that sounds delicious I'm just trying to find a car at this point that can get me somewhere why do we have to be in the trailer park that has no cars I found a car this thing looks beat up though yeah this car doesn't even work God damn it Where'd to go where are we going I thought I saw another car up here somewhere that's the broken [ __ ] yeah that thing's dead yeah right up here this sonow [ __ ] does not look like it works my sprinting just leveled up nice it's really good for me there no shot this work I think it's not working I can't even get in it yeah that's I couldn't either where's the main road I don't know we're on the middle of the woods with these [ __ ] redneck [ __ ] yeah and there's nowhere to go I don't know what to do squirrel we walk and we walk till we find a way out it sucks that we're bed dude if we weren't about to die I would feel so good you must be really low Health now yeah I'm 10% I'm trying to get anywhere where the where the [ __ ] even are we at oh my goodness look at where we're at oh my God we got to run back we got to run back cuz we're not running that way I'm hungry now I'm panicked and now I got a fever increasing danger of death you're just going to fall over and die eventually yeah but I don't like the problem is I don't know what the [ __ ] happened yeah and you never will now come on where's the car please DXE Dixie a car scir get us home I want to die in my home yes so you got to get your body home get in would you like the heater on no I'm F I turned on the AC cuz you were hot okay thank you thank you all right where is home it's uh okay this Road's right in front of us got to get home fast how much health do you got left probably 8% oh God there's no crashing Slow Down slow down slow down slow down slow slow down that was breaks the whole time um this is going to be the easier that bottom way looks really tight go in between these two trees all right dud it's not letting me back up very much I don't know where to go how do I get through here like that and then we're going to go like that this is perfect don't worry about it exactly according the plan [ __ ] ambulance get off me okay squirrel is that there we go I'm dying man no we're fine we're fine I'm [ __ ] dying I just want to see our house P the road block right we're past the road P the hard part I just want to see our home before I die I'm better to get us there 120 the whole way right no brakes needed okay okay if we crash this car though we're so screwed Dodge perfect nice Dodge nice piece right home oh scroll it's been good times get make it you're going to lay in that bed one more time it's been good we don't even have a bed that's true we can't even sleep I'm going to wait for [ __ ] a week I hope you don't just turn it squir you [ __ ] [ __ ] F that car came out of nowhere right squirrel it's it's [ __ ] not moving it was a sharp turn I don't think there's any more cars the rest of the ride squ I'm at like 4% Health you're going to make it we're almost there stop your complain I think home's right here right I mean I wonder what could have made me sick I don't think there's room inside for a car oh we did take the other car oh man let me in let man I didn't turn off the engine let me let go turn off the engine squ I want to see the stars go upstairs go to the roof cartoons I want to see the stars get they get a good view before you go I just want to beat the [ __ ] out of you once you die that's all I'm excited for it's beautiful cartoon it's beautiful wait a minute it's 1:00 in the afternoon so start here cartoons just pass peacefully all right nothing's going to happen to you once you go I promise nothing at all what the hell you getting undressed what are you doing you taking off your [ __ ] clothes yes get naked before you go you don't want to be a strong zombie I have no bullets thank God I tested it now hold up I got something even better I had nice dick nice dick I got my nice dick out are you making this all kind of awkward when you're not dying yet cartoons I'm be honest the [ __ ] don't swing back why we're sitting here not doing anything my bandage is kind of dirty let me remove that damn it I hate seeing the word bid in there dude why is there any treatment to it disinfect acto Act wipes did not work squirrel I scratched my foot running around squirrel it's bleeding don't don't touch the blood e everywhere squirrel look me in the eyes look me in the eyes you're going to die carons right it's if you die just a little cut on the toe girl I can't watch you to go I can't watch you don't have a choice and bleeding all over the roof dude how much you had now let I don't know medical check I'm bleeding too there you go I won't heal you but let me see how you're doing what's the diagnosis can you me foot that's scratched and bleeding yeah I can bandage you if you want yeah go ahead bandages that do for me alcohol wipes on there for you oh yes there you go heavy pain you kill me you D you're already dead one swing and your just ass is knocked out you [ __ ] You're the Worst Doctor Ever squirrel no I'm a good doctor good doctor oh what' you put on that [ __ ] bandage grab some had some poison on that grab this body and get this bad boy out of here whole house to myself now oh house myself I'm guessing we're getting it off now right yep I think I'm I think I'm dead I think I'm dead you are dead job corpse and you're also outside there we go how much better all right that was F you can at least dig me a [ __ ] grave get in a pavement dig me a grave in that grass beside the building squirrel I don't have a sh right you can dig with your hands can I do I think so and there's a shovel in one the boxes come on come on least you can do dig fur a no have my in your in your uh oh okay grab corpse okay we go come over here no no option all right I guess I can only drop you okay I guess you need a shovel I guess you need a shovel there shovel in here yeah there's a shovel somewhere I know there was Leaf breake blah BL blah blah blah a trout would that do it probably not that's probably not big enough trouble oh shovel sh quit P me sh [ __ ] me should have quick in both hands [ __ ] H think it matters why not okay big grave yes squirrel dig me a [ __ ] grave there you go I got you you didn't dig me a [ __ ] grave that I'm think about it you were in the middle of a parking lot yeah you were inside a building chop corpse oh wait hold up grab corpse Berry corpse zero out of five we F five bodies in here I'm going get you a forever girlfriend one do I think you're going to like the most uh I think this is a girl we're going to grab her here you go work Cartoon is a bar you in style there you go just right here Barry corpse there you go and then Phil wow that beautiful thank you squirrel good job no problem anytime I expect one for when I turn ah well GG's GG's peace out I don't I still don't know why I died or me closed the game hopefully I didn't need to save not that I was dying so it doesn't [ __ ] matter regardless but I could have created a character and ran in there you know hopefully I'm still sleeping on the ground maybe you can loot My Dead Body my sleeping body all right I'm tired peace out good night later in my in my yeah watching cartoons up in my room watching cartoons up in my room yeah watching cartoons up in my room watching cartoons up in my room yeah watching cartoons up in my room

Channel: CaRtOoNz

Views: 1,256,757

Keywords: cart0onz, cartoonz, cartoons, funny moments, let's play, cartoonz face reveal, cartoonz crew, cartoonz crew song, cartoonz crew junior, toonz, Project Zomboid, 100 days

Id: f0zvzeWu290

Length: 180min 53sec (10853 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 18 2023