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playing this game is a risk there's a chance none of us talk to each other after today i want to mind that honestly be kind of nice i have no idea how to even play this game so i don't think i would even get mad if i didn't talk to squirrel then i wouldn't have anybody uh shooting down all the games i suggest wow wow i don't have any headaches start the game apparently i'm leaving the game [Laughter] i literally pressed a and left the game all right you're back welcome back in the united states of america all right [Music] it's turn you will draft attack fortify doesn't that bother you it doesn't let me click ready up you hit you gotta click on it i hope i can play with my controller it costs cost me five coins i have to play five coins just to play with my [ __ ] friends i go first okay all right three two okay i need okay i gotta place three troops we gotta look at our territories i don't know which one is tunisia but i'm gonna take our guys you know i'll come for you all right uh okay next phase am i gonna attack this is gonna end up getting in my ass oh wait why i can't wait what i think you're attacking that there we go yeah there we go oh is this not tanishi i don't really know where tunisia is that's uh this is egypt no how did i lose looks like i'm about to take over squirrel's little place right there and i didn't even get a card because i didn't take one piece of land saudi arabia from squirrel oh that's okay tap any of your territories to begin deploying troops um this just really put us right in here maybe i'm just gonna get in here and you're gonna go for tunisia too leaf [Music] [ __ ] about not getting ganged up on yeah [ __ ] that let's scan up on tunes oh oh you took uh you took one piece from him what's happening you roll again oh i don't like that does it show the role though uh like i don't like that fortify okay but you didn't you didn't keep attacking i don't know what's happening it's just i have no idea don't worry i still got tunisia unlocked [Laughter] protect my home please i don't know what's happening here well now you're on fortified so now you're just moving your troops over you moved all the way why did i do that interface makes no sense gee you got to fortify that the middle of africa that squirrel never mind i squirrel and then moved all my troops away from he owns none of africa that's crazy it's kind of wild uh what do i do i don't understand what i do like so right now right now you can place down three troops on any piece of land you want or one tree you can spread the troops around but you have three troops that you can place down so whichever all the yellows you can put all the juice there and then you would be done with that face in the draft phase the next next thing is the back face click on your piece of land that you want to attack from okay yeah there you go okay she took india she's the first one then you can keep swarming you can swarm you can keep going if you want you could swarm to squirrels one right there i think no you don't want to do that but you see the four above you that's a nice piece of land right there 5v1 or something oh my god please get him out of there get him out of there g get his ass out of them now i would suggest keeping your ass over there jihy yeah because i will [ __ ] you up you come over here to africa i don't know if it works in this game but if you own a whole piece like a whole continent you gain extra troops per round and the more land you own the more troops you gain per round two okay so okay are some of these unclaimed territories right now uh it looks like we've got them claimed titors four troops how did you get fortresses because i've been blind i've been getting my [ __ ] up for [ __ ] three i can't use my controller by the way yeah i feel like this africa is going to be a hot spot why do we all want i'm going to go for america that's my homeland you have a timer by the way up in the top if you don't know mm-hmm uh you know control south america over there huh what i'm kidding it was a joke calm down i don't honestly know what it is mean i don't understand that's what means you attacking me yeah like you hear about it back then you roll the dice and you lost the dice war i don't really know how though there you go you guys traded damaged okay you just lost one again you're gonna there you go jesus how many dice rolls do you get what the [ __ ] you can keep like you get if there's more than three troops you can roll three dice and rocky would have only been able to roll two and then like say if he rolls a six and a five and rocky rolls up four and a two you win both and you attack him twice i i think you could choose how many troops you're attacking with two in this i'm not 100 why do i feel like you've played a lot of risk it kind of kind of sounds like a little sweaty [ __ ] a little bit very nice uh-huh wanna i'm gonna take my first uh piece of land here i think yeah the name of the piece of land please ah wow crazy because i won alaska oh well he's right oh yeah see you can change the percentage of troops you want to attack with that i'm gonna attack with four no actually i'm only gonna attack one two and i'm just gonna hope i win i won wait why they all go over there all of your troops no no i'm not gonna move i'm just gonna keep and i gotta at least move three apparently all right now alberta you know because why not i don't really know what blitz is me either blitz is the character in siege that's all i know fair enough good comms uh i think my turn there well no i just gained madagascar very nice very very nice oh the car i don't think i'm supposed to tell you guys am i mad square can you point when the gasker is in the mat now no he cannot madagascar uh yeah no shot what's that south america maybe i don't know nope i'm gonna put one there where's madagascar at who owns it please give me that uh attack well i guess i should probably attack with my nine truck that's the one with five pieces right okay yep i'm just smart um all right well here we go i'm taking congo hey don't join my congolese so like either me or you well you may lose two and i may lose one or whatever you know who knows how we'll go mad it's not the dice roll oh i lost two i don't know how that worked you lost a lot and now i lost them all now okay so you get to choose how many troops you want to put there yes i probably want most of my troops all of them because there's no reason to keep them there yeah i guess that you're kind of right you're protected by water again yeah you can keep going oh it's destiny i wouldn't attack over here i'm telling you tunisia they they some warriors over there they bout to [ __ ] your ass up i can't pronounce carthage in english it's so weird yeah we're the carthage people ouch all right there you have it no i don't think you're gonna win argentina no shot yeah he doesn't win that the tie you lost it yeah it's high goes too you lose a tie well yo yo cartoons cartoons did you get that did he get the request what oh you guys you can chat in-game do you see it yes there we go uh but look why don't i hit a heartbeat what i don't know rocky your turn's about to end you have to uh you're fortified what the hell i was i thought somebody was knocking on my door mike was freaking the hell out no oh this game is crazy do you think about doing squirt uh g he yeah g he what are you attacking oh you got eight pieces there oh god damn venezuela is yours you could have it i want pearls oh my god oh she's gonna own the whole continent over there i know stay away from argentina why don't you touch argentina she's thinking about it and she's thinking about how many troops to attack with over there won the battle she just literally destroyed us you're taking over the world oh why is this this thing it's mine what oh i'm the last defense for america right now and she's already got a foothold in on the west coast mm-hmm i do see that now you got to end your turn jihi unless you want to fortify somewhere you should wait i have a card what does this card do i think you need three cards and you can turn them into more troops or if the card is a piece of land you own you get extra troops or something like that something of that nature oh my god i got my hole wait what so what does that card do for you no like if she owned the piece of land that the card had so like i have madagascar if i own madagascar i think you get extra troops if you own the cards that you have okay i could totally be wrong i but i think that's it i feel like i need to strengthen myself over here see that's why you're wrong cartoons that's how you done messed up why you should have owned more of australia why i don't have any there's no threat over in australia it's a corner and you can build a border very strong that's new zealand all right whatever that is down there you guys just told me more was australia where's australia yeah but that's what i'm trying to say you should have like took over the whole area and then built a border along the water on that one piece of land i need to take this away from jihy yeah you do no no no so she doesn't get a continent bonus brazil he just didn't want you to own the continent correct and i needed to win one so i could get my card yep oh it sounds like you've been a a risk player your whole life huh uh-huh let's total movie troops from all right we're gonna move from i'm gonna pull back out because i'm not gonna be able to hold that i just wanted to stop it and now no not necessarily i mean if you take out argentina she's only got one i gotta i gotta move back over here she'll be able to draft more in okay i don't like how many oh jeez troops are up here god damn now you guys are all kind of stacked up here why do i feel like i have the least territories by far i feel like i do i feel like i'm doing all that this may be a little crazy call me crazy in the united states i'm coming for you squirrel that's that was a costly win but you got it it did i wonder why i think you think you can take that too i think you know okay and my i think i end that and then i'm gonna no i actually think i want to keep those there for some protection what about that four in new zealand down there oh i didn't mean to oh my time ran out [ __ ] did i maybe no maybe i moved i moved my troops i didn't mean to yet but i did it good job tap any of your territories okay uh i am gonna need some defense i think over here let's let's let's go ahead and do that i might have abandoned that oh so if you're not wrong if you click on your cards if you have three different cards you can get 10 extra troops if you have three of the same cards you can get depending on what it is the three artillery yeah three uh eight yeah you know what this could be this could be huge though take venezuela back real quick it could be tiny oops no no no no yeah all right why is it clicking off america oh that's a hard fight yeah get out of here there's a time there's a lot in america um how many do we move here oh it's either three or four okay well we'll do that for now i think uh i think i'd like to have a little little pincer maneuver on on tunes here mm-hmm yeah troops huh you lost how's that for we're coming for you oh that's bad that could be bad that hurt that hurt [Laughter] [Music] egyptians ain't [ __ ] around somebody's knocking on my [ __ ] door again that was bad rocky you just [ __ ] you just unleashed a mummy on your ass [Laughter] help me bring the fraser [ __ ] up okay uh-oh that's a tough piece of land right there okay i don't know what that is but it looks strong that's middle east i didn't know you could zoom in with egypt your first try she could take over all of she's taking her homeland she don't give a [ __ ] about anything oops oh yeah we fight back [Music] you pissed them off oh come on not for long [Music] [Music] she just wanted to get home [Music] she's gonna have a hundred troops over there eventually okay i'm really upset about how the way my battles went in egypt okay oh i'm coming down here okay i gotta i got a plan [ __ ] there you go it's my ass india you want some of me huh huh god damn it these [ __ ] who's wrong [ __ ] out of here okay oh you lost a lot though it's okay it's fine [Music] i own new guinea it's fine my mom's name is ginny is it actually shut the [ __ ] up you called him skinny oh giddy yeah because it looks like a guinea pig and he could have called him potato or a little bread little bread i'm not a big fan of this but i think i know what needs to be done yeah central america no no that's not what needs to be done you wanted america um you don't like america he's trying to move oh i can actually watch the nice roll now oh nice this is much nicer did you watch your city you watch yourself lose it is watching the dice roll is nice and fun ah makes much more sense than just guessing what happened yep just seeing the blitz and it just happens instantly watching real nice um yeah i think i'm happy with this all right i think uh i think i'm gonna need to fortify a little bit here you do that and uh you should have made your oh any matching cards for that more stronger i think this is about to be a i'm a rough spot here i think yeah rocky you are not looking too strong i think i actually need to attack though oh you can attack uh australia oh no that's not a good idea no i don't think so come on let's go let's go oh come go you guys messed this up don't do that don't fight egypt what are you doing i'm pregnant i might go back i can't go back it's fine we're good we're good we're good um do i just end my turn i can't believe he got that to be honest he has five troops back in madagascar he needs to move him up yep that's exactly right i'm with fordify i think i just need to move all of them honestly yeah no point having them back there they doing no good pretty sure we gotta have world war three between g he and rocky over in tunisia right there [Laughter] oh you need either three different ones or three of the same and then you can get the extra troops you see the bonuses on the side but being the first one to use i think you get the least amount of bonus i think it goes up as people use cards well you know what sucks you you're your little sons of [ __ ] over there on on new zealand they're really pissing me off yeah i mean you can take it i don't care about them i left them there a starve or something oh god i don't know what their plan was i remind me of a one ruler you're part of that one oh it's me supported by bug yeah i thought i i did no did you retail troops i don't know if i can take them though i don't think you take out new guinea no tiny they are yeah but i don't have a lot of trouble australia's not strong enough yeah yeah yeah i ate me [ __ ] now it's time for the surprise oh you got something what do you got hidden over there hello my baby story oh my god wait what you took to it why are you saying oh my god you kicked my ass oh that's right i'm on the right side that's right get [ __ ] get [ __ ] up oh that's right new guinea comes back gonna have to try again next time it's true that is true um it is i mean it's me now i have to stop g he obviously which sucks i didn't want to even waste my time with the gee [Laughter] do that that's a bad idea because i have a plan already you have a plan what's your plan if you get that you can park a lot of people right there and that's that's a good idea yeah there he is he's talking his ass out of getting invaded i'm trying to just one do you want it yes sir oh one d why do they all go okay i only want to move one that's right you got to move at least okay um um are you gonna take america squirrel yeah i was about to say you you're attacking me literally in north carolina it's not a good idea okay i don't know but i want to weaken you but then you're still in quebec you'll be quite back jihi and we gotta go like that oh very nice very very nice there oh let's go for that nice you roll the 1g he i hate to break it to you but he wasn't he lost one though he still lose one dude i'm talking about no i'm not yes draft time guess you just got a little new guinea in them [Laughter] i think i just put all of them here this is the fight for africa oh yeah you're just listed next phase all right egypt guess who got a little new guinea in them [Music] all right and then we'll uh we'll attack from here that's smart yeah yeah all right i do own all of africa there's a little highlight over there you know i think i want to get the hell out of here oh kind of smart yeah there we go now look at that order you built yeah and uh i think you know what just just because we can hurt see no rocky i'm going to help you out you don't want to do that no because she can't hear a group of five she could pack even more on her five and still hit you i can probably do this oh god damn wow manifest destiny boys we're taking them out let's go like of all the places that would have fought back and done well that's not the right island they would have just gave you the [ __ ] we just messed up so many people from all the places what's he's planning i'm sure to get [ __ ] south america back but maybe even africa [Music] you seem to be in a little bit of a pickle now i don't know she's got a strong presence in south america yeah argentina is our home place and a sneaky little bit of presence up in the ukraine no you're they're my problem in the ukraine it's like if i attack one the other one rolls through you're my problem in the uk i'm gonna give you guys the double-edged sword here and there's that [ __ ] eye your problem with you [ __ ] i ain't got oh i see uh the tip top is that what you're saying wait you're crazy [Laughter] somewhere else on the map yeah she was just trying to fortify right there yeah how do i change my seven to somewhere else on your next move one area at a time yeah so your next phase you could just move them all up to an adjacent piece of land yep scoot them around it's there that's a strong piece now the problem is rocky's gonna get a nice chunk of people here in a second yeah unless we can take it but we can't i don't think you can yeah he was the only one i'm so scared that you could cartoons to be going through middle east yeah but i'm more worried about these [ __ ] tiny little guineas over here that's true and i'll worry about rocky i'll deal with him you know what the problem is eastern australians couldn't beat the guineas but the indonesians i think they can i think that was the problem and dare travel that ocean all right and dare their water they can fight it all right i don't know all the the political there you go there you go let's go indonesia [Music] now you take these little guys right here move them up to the street damn it rocky i don't want to deal with you but i gotta deal with you deal with me what do you mean i have to deal with you you don't have to deal with me i literally have to you know you don't have to do anything i'm sorry i don't want to i have to [ __ ] me i [ __ ] you right back all right now all i have to do is win this fight yeah they're tied we tied i said last roll guys this is my last chance baby holy [ __ ] you guys shouldn't be happy about that i'm not i'm just saying that it's wild i'm happy about it [ __ ] wild you know i got a card that's all three i guess it means this way wild i rolled a six and a five and they rolled the six i rolled the six and they rolled the six five okay this is okay no that's good i'm happy what am i talking about oh you gotta talk about you shut up squirrel i'm gonna make i'm gonna make this easy for you cartoons have china you think i want to china damn how many did you get six yeah this boy on the comeback trail yeah okay oh no well now we're all about to start trading it's about to get hectic let's go we'll put we'll put six here we're gonna we're gonna put up we could only have five cards i think right yeah here maybe maybe i want like yeah let's let's do like this and then we'll put the rest of them here i think that's good i really wish i got easier boys when i tried yeah yeah all right g he i see you trying to square up with me actually i don't even know that i attack you i think ah we should start moving into europe get the hell out of your squirrel well you won't get that i don't care about any of that land trash to me [Laughter] let's take let's take some northern europe yeah it happens free [ __ ] landing away if you were when i attacked great britain and they [ __ ] me up i don't think i don't think i'd do it again maybe we uh end our attack phase and continue to fortify okay let's do rocky suddenly became a [ __ ] superpower because how are we gonna get into africa africa is just an easy one to hold huh you got two entrance way well i guess you got a lot cartoons though has that corner which is like a nice easy one to hold the whole game he's just constantly gonna be getting points for that that is a nice corner it's a nice corner he beefing up a war oh my god ontario what are you doing up there what's happening up here western united states gee he's pissed that they wouldn't give her a visa well this don't really care much about the western united states either what is it you care about what is it you're after i just want the east coast right give me the damn east coast oh oh what what did you do what you just moved all your troops away from brazil just let them take for sale you have to take brazil she's like if i if i don't move my tent from there he will have more troops on his stand he can kill my 10. but you're saying i need to just so you know you are stronger on defense exactly that's why i didn't attack you yeah defense is the stronger side um what are we doing whatever you want troops what do i get for because you own that little whatever that is down there what's that australia all that that that corner whatever that's called that continent that chunk of land someone say huge chunk of land yes there we go very nice very very not nice i hate that for us honestly let's put out there okay he's defending his borders you actually made yourself a really nice barrier i probably should have tried to cut into your territory a little sooner damn [ __ ] he's just got pieces on pieces huh over there okay dude not looking low anytime soon he didn't even fortify his home in native land over north carolina no i mean it's that's a that's a weird fight over there that is a weird fight i think it's the hardest area to hold go china get the [ __ ] out of here number one china number one um let's move three okay all right i think i took take the urinal no no i'm not taking anything else i'm sorry what now thank you i'm sorry you said the the what now sorry you said the foot he's talking about urinal cakes damn hurry up chop chop i'm knocking on the door i hate this their noise we're good all right this isn't like the the uh monopoly madness where it sounded like my smoke alarm was going off oh [ __ ] i gotta like a try right yeah god damn it gee you just can't make this easy for me ah alright now good um squirrel when are you going to kick me out from up there i so this this is the weird thing g he has cards so i feel like i need to take her out first you just used your cards you know what i mean it's true he also has two two foot holds there where he only has the one oh my god she's kicking your ass she's kicking the [ __ ] she's kicking it out of squirrel oh no weakened his forces jihi neptune's has a better chance i don't know if tunes exactly wants to take me out i don't really think he's interested in this area i'm not i've just been letting it letting it kind of roost putting troops over there right now just away honestly let it roost now let it roost what you want and then it reached a bit this [ __ ] just got seven troops [Music] when he smashes into brazil right now yeah i'm done like the damn kool-aid man uh actually i think i'm gonna put these here can you fight like australia uh i could but i have to tear through i i should have done it a few turns ago yeah you can only attack where the he's got to come up through asia now [ __ ] what are you doing um you know i'm just doing i don't know what you're doing i don't get that dude i hope you're gonna stop on iceland i'm gonna go ahead and do that okay and then uh yeah we'll do this let's actually scandinavia and i'm good i think i'm good yeah yeah we're good um and attack phase continue to fortify we haven't broken our alliance yet carter i still see our hands next to each other uh fortify what do i want to fortify here i thought we were still good we're talking about i'm saying we haven't broke our alliance yet i know we've been doing good yeah i'm actually surprised that we haven't ran into each other yet wait no did you take my [ __ ] china this is the appliance you've given me permission you said i didn't take it that's true i didn't say that damn ten oh you know i feel like we might need to start before it's definitely not an alliance [ __ ] got 23 she about to swarm all the way up through america three i know this battle in mexico is about to be [ __ ] insane it's eight versus twenty yeah but you have to you do stand a chance yeah i know because of the defense about getting [ __ ] negative 10. you took 10 oh because you moved wow i took 10 but she still destroyed me oh okay all right now i feel like i'm in last place i feel like you could just take out all of squirrels squirrel you are [ __ ] i think squirrel's better i tried i tried controlling the hardest area no one wanted to attack rocky's over there chilling over there in north africa that's true i made a weak ally i have made a regrettable decision squirrel just low rolled really hard it's all oh smart interesting and that also kind of puts uh puts squirrel back in the running yeah a little bit of a chance here fighting for him to take africa needs to fight him from madagascar i think uh i don't think i don't think he can attack madagascar no it's only where the line's attached he like there's no line from western australia to madagascar oh that's [ __ ] yeah that's why i only got one on there because it doesn't need to be defended in india though so you can he can roll through i should have put these elsewhere no no no i'll do this um okay be careful tunes hey what got to win one so i could get fair enough i'm my piece no win another one go for it the land's yours my land your land yeah i got a break this is this is 1v1 this is only to break her hold on the continent that's toxic only weakness yeah um but yeah it would have definitely weakened you but now it doesn't really weaken me easy for me no i mean like now america america's easy for me to take yeah but i don't have [ __ ] over there though he doesn't care about me it's throwaway territory um let's see but you you almost weakened g he and g is our only chance of getting into north africa that's that is true unless i take my 13 into the six right here but like that's scary you may need to stack up a little more i know [Music] you do have a good bumper though 13 and 10. yeah australia is protected pretty hard you also need to uh kill rocky in uh in europe you see the uh almost all of europe yeah he only needs one land and he will take entire europe he will have two continents like we need to destroy him there is any greenland i don't know i don't think so no well run out of time do that okay might as well do this it's only four action troops let's screw it um what what oh he traded his cards i mean he's kind of on the ropes right now yeah i can't believe you won that well i think you should probably play this defensive here i don't know why you just won both of those we tied on five both times now we tied on four i can't beat you just rolling one one die oh there you go if you do the blitz thing it tells you your percentages i don't do that i like watching the dice roll rocky i like watching them going all rolling all around rolling all around girl you still got a nice little father sitting up there yeah i mean that's just to bother somebody that's gonna die eventually he's growing rocky's growing out of control yeah i can't do this you need extras when he can trade in those cards again if he's getting three random cards i mean that's gonna be strong i think we do yeah i wanna be stronger here i'm gonna need to fortify the [ __ ] out of this area rocky's getting strong um i think i just start doing maybe a little bit of i think we can just maybe sit or maybe we just start attacking over here oops oh i didn't even notice them over there no i mean to do that i don't want to take china let's go let's go here we go [Laughter] all right well we're gonna go ahead and end that face real quick and let's go from here to there yeah yeah that's fine if people don't i don't think people realize either that you can only move troops between [ __ ] that you control yeah it has to be all adjacent so if you have each other yep because everybody keeps telling you to move your five over five over yeah i can't uh yeah they have to be touching that 18 just popped out of nowhere yeah gee attacking that way to get to rocky maybe the fourth and the one that's way easier than going through that 12. yeah that's what i thought oh rocky you left a weak spot it wasn't i didn't think she was gonna pop up [ __ ] 18 troops on that spot you could attack the fort first you didn't need attack there she's going that way but then she's got to go into the 12. all right attack the 12 from both ends huh no oh she can't she stay in school if you made this move you got to try to break into africa you should have went into southern europe than egypt because that's just a wall yeah the easier way is the four and then the one there you go you'll fake that one for sure all right gee i see you wow yeah that was big that was huge yeah rock you were getting like [ __ ] ten troops a turn or some [ __ ] i was getting six or seven i think or i got eight last turn i got i got eight well you just got eighteen there my nine would die there though huh i mean it'll cost him a lot yeah it will oh his cartoons is also getting very strong hiding in uh not hiding over there i'm not hiding six troops hiding in the outback yeah they've got a little six they're hiding out in the oven at 12 and 10 blocking it like there's no easy way through like you just got into africa he's just hanging out with his koalas all right um lighting his damn time we're going to go ahead and he he's trying to take over this nice little piece of coral over there all we need to do is we need to connect that five to uh alaska up top yeah i thought about it but also i don't mind it just god damn it [Music] japan and you let's move them let's not move them off leave them like that okay and detect actually wait let me make sure there's nowhere else i want to attack there is not all right well gee you have you have made an enemy of me you think so huh what are you gonna fortify you found a new home closer to us right oh maybe better internet no i want back i want my home okay hmm [Music] uh i think i'm gonna just try this let's try again i think i'm finally gonna take north carolina away try it nice just be careful yeah i'm gonna scrap your little summer [ __ ] okay you got it all right now can i somehow take quebec i don't really want it but like you can take it out you can take it you can take a squirrel you can take it you can take it you take it there we go thank you it's okay we're good nice now earl owns a territory i think if anything i need to go like this and i know this won't protect me but this is definitely not only where people will come from let's be honest why can't i trade trustee to be busy but i don't know i thought you were able to trade all three cards in for troops but are they all the same they have to be either the same or all different one one or the other okay well they're all different and you should be able to trade all three for ten types of troops okay gotcha yeah different troops not different all right so here's what's going to happen gee oh this sucks so if i attack jihy from the left side i weaken her i open it up to attack from her yeah from brazil weakened from the right side yeah you're stuck and she could get strong if she ends up owning both yeah if she gets a foothold in africa right here so i think i this is the best play for me here you're still gonna be weakened though [Music] okay i don't know exactly what your play is i'm not quite sure kind of isolate you trying to isolate the nine so they can't converge on you anywhere else yeah basically i need to do this that's interesting huh pretty interesting rocky now the nine surrounded so she cut off reinforcements to the nine weekend awesome now i want to go ahead and do you're gonna keep going i don't know if that's the move let's see what he's let's see he's playing less stuff for her less stuff for her man you know i guess it is less true she's gonna get a lot just from this album uh south america now i could try and get her out of here i don't think that that's the play cartoons is getting you know a big boy over there he's getting a little not really i don't really wow that was huge rocky holy [ __ ] took that pretty easily yeah that was really lucky a lot of points i lost a decent amount though but it wasn't problematic it wasn't that much stacking strong with that nine and g only has 11 there she gets to plop in no yeah but does he even want to risk her troops for that this is jihi she's a goddamn loose cannon man it does want her home and that's her home that's the biggest problem is that that's her home rocky it is her home and i suppose i don't know it's it's almost to the point of the game where one it's gonna be you we're committing [ __ ] win or lose type plays you could probably wipe squirrel off of the map if you wanted to wow look at him look at him turning his [ __ ] attention off [ __ ] i can't think damn it uh and this is a tough choice yeah yeah a lot going on here if i were you i would just take all your people out of south america and just get on boats and swim out in the ocean it almost made me want to be a non-attack type around for you i don't know okay okay i'll tell you that much i didn't either yeah a sneaky i need to stay live in the area [Music] [Music] six troops huh six troops every turn nobody contesting in that area besides maybe rocky doesn't well i mean it depends on what he's going for because he could potentially get all of asia um i'm mostly out there this is getting scary see that is scary yeah um we will i definitely think cartoons and rocky are the powerhouses right now no i would not sleep on g i think that you're just kind of the weaker moment you're just kind of [ __ ] i'm gonna go ahead and put this is the time where you sit back and rebuild squirrel right and don't make a lot of animals i'm gonna put 13 in afghanistan because nobody want to [ __ ] with afghanistan all right that's true true definitely not america i'm okay okay just because i need sleeping on my five piece over there just wait till that one takes cuz i need one [ __ ] out of here coming for that all but [Laughter] uh try to delete some of his euro power yeah i just don't want to get too spread but you could break into there delete some of his europe powers then you know the two of the one no you definitely closer to here to america i think their roots is easy [Applause] i wrote triple sixes there holy bones yeah you see all the ones keep beating my damn head against this brick wall there you go okay okay now he's getting he's gonna he's getting beefy he owns a lot of land over there yeah didn't get a chance to fortify though it took a little too much time off in my ass it's fine that's about where i want them to be anyway just leave a little irritating foothold right there yeah yeah i really didn't was your ass all right like you're africa's your ass true you kind of just punched me in the face i guess when the [ __ ] did three show up in eastern australia what the [ __ ] when did you get three there yeah good question wasn't it one the whole time yes no it's always been three i think there's no way i [ __ ] [ __ ] up that like that squirrel you're attacking i don't know about this place sir squirrel just no no keep your four right there you want to protect your isolators i already attacked i already took my p that's all i was gonna do okay i'm gonna tag more um how many did you get for america how many extra does it give you i don't know it doesn't give you extra troops it gives you a card you don't get any extra cards you definitely get extra troops he took my uh whatchamacallit when she took my he's in africa which took egypt i didn't get a card at the end of that turn um only when you take overland he said when g he attacked you uh yes you only get cards keep them confusing yeah yeah yeah you're right i'll just let him ride with him keep talking to him so he think enough focus and things oh there you go okay now you can see oh australia gives ass i get plus two extra truly gives that's true but it's the really easy one to hold north america gets plastic asia gives seven europe gets five are you looking at that uh click the little the symbol of the stats and then click on the world okay wow asia gets a lot huh holy [ __ ] yeah because there's a lot of land there i think i want to just chill squirrel your five up there is really pissing me off take it out man it's yours if you want it yeah but that's five i don't want to go no that's why i kind of left it there to be a pain in somebody it did and it is it is a pain in the ass i don't love it also i feel like it gives me some defense from alaska even though it's like not protecting it but it's kind of like i could break into the back you know i want to come through the back so you don't come through my bed okay i mean if you're going to want to bathing i will watch you freezing all right so you don't come through my back this turn is a g he all you yeah i'm not gonna lie i mean he's got a little yeah depending on this move right here yeah g he she can you could use it right now but you could take she could lose south south america easily right now like super easily i don't know i mean i can obviously take it but i'm also busy with my own [ __ ] yeah i'm just trying to survive no but i mean on rocky's turn i feel like you could enforce that 13 and easily blow through the entirety of her [ __ ] uh i don't want to i don't think i want to do that i don't want to take on the election just trying to pin people against squirrel could take out the entire coast because it's all undefended yeah but i'm just trying to build yeah but she could back zerg because he'd be sitting at one in a lot of them let's see i don't want to attack the one because the le that gives me the gap from the 11. so like until she fortifies it over there i'm not really worried and i'm fine with that her not being able to attack me and that's why i'm not worrying about that at all she's gonna take that 13 to eat your five right now then you'll be real worried i'm gonna be worried about my five my five can go elsewhere i think she's more worried about you than anybody i think she just put like a really annoying thorn right in the middle but you can't get it yes you can't get all those extra points yep it's fine because i'm not going to bash against that 13. yeah i'm just going to chill for now seven he owns so many territories so he's getting a lot of pieces he's feeling kind of nice too paying off a little bit huh feeling kind of nice kind of honestly kind of loving it what's my easiest path in 4-4-3 i'm trying to break rocky's hole but i don't want to commit too much i think they're getting into a tricky game not worth fighting certain people like i would like to break your hole but i don't think it's worth you just have way too many troops in [Applause] [Music] this is unbelievable unbelievable [Applause] i could i could but you may want to just play defense i'm trying to break that's the difference between him getting the three extra troops or not you know that is true and he only has one card so he can't boost it anytime soon i did get my thing though it's because i'm pissed northern europe attack western europe [ __ ] oh nevermind there you go there you go oh man [Music] i cannot believe i lost that many in a row yeah that's uh that was pretty wild that saved me otherwise you would have definitely taken egypt um oh you keep saying click for a lion squirrel me i keep saying that squirrel yeah maybe it's trying to hint to you like it's giving you a hint but it's not me doing it did i just secretly watch you get eight [ __ ] troops i don't know [Laughter] he's trying to make a claim to your i think northern europe and trying to work his worm his way in i don't know if i'd [ __ ] with that squirrel just saying what the [ __ ] are you doing up here i'm just trying to build i'm no no i'm not breaking alliance i'm trying to get to my alaska all right guess what is that so bad lance has been broken oh come on i'm just trying to get to last but you didn't ask i can't i get too loud no it's all yours dad you can have it all i don't want anymore all right that's all i wanted that's not too bad it wasn't too shabby we enjoyed we had fun we're friends we're pals just take the last one take the last one take that too yeah not just spread out gentle over here guess what squirrel i will wipe your ass like a shit's name all right have fun wiping my ass when you think about it if you and i wanted to join forces we could take over this world really easily yeah in one turn yep me a squirrel we're a little bit of allies but he wanted to be a little bit of an [ __ ] you know i wasn't being an [ __ ] i'm just playing my own game is that so bad yes when you're an ally with somebody yes that's the definition you could have just fortified america you don't have to push a cross over this [ __ ] i wanted to get more protection on alaska alaska was looking empty you can't be mad at me for trying to help my oh okay that's a whole 17. that was a big chunk of chocolate though you should have yeah but he can always move it back but he's gonna be he's gonna be spreading his strips then here i'm gonna do this and then i'm gonna run at 13 instead of four that cartoon does not look like a powerhouse anymore now we move this there perfect all right feeling better now hey oh you're so lucky i'm strongest again enough cards what are you going to do what are you going to do to me i was a [ __ ] you up squirrel i was going to take my turn and just try to delete you out the [ __ ] game are you get what come on we were [ __ ] allies and you just took the [ __ ] without talking about it we're not look do you see alliance anymore i oh you're did you take it away i took the [ __ ] away [Laughter] do you attack anything no right i know i'm chilling he's a peaceful people at the moment this 16 over here is about to start pissing me off dude well i need to put my roots somewhere gee he really just beefing she just said [ __ ] south america doubled the [ __ ] down on her foothold in asia all right forget about me remember squirrel taking away all your stuff it's time to destroy you i'm not gonna lie i don't know who stopped oh really right now yeah he's gonna go to america i don't know if i'm gonna go the 6v5 actually no g you might be stronger than g because g he really invested in that one territory you've got your borders kind of secured i'm gonna chill let me chill because i got g two g he's a little bit a little bit on the scary tip behind me with that 16. mm-hmm so don't like that so go ahead and get cleaning houses she really wants to i think we need to get her the [ __ ] out of their tunes just saying what the [ __ ] you're just saying do you mean you can work together here versus these powerhouses that they think i'm bullying us around alliance i don't think you want me and students to ally together guys yeah i know tunes want an ally with you he doesn't like competition yeah pretty sure we were out the entire game squirrel you know i didn't recall being allies with you i didn't do [ __ ] until you were like hey you can take that i was like okay damn okay squirrel i see you squirrel's got his borders kind of like he's trying to exactly not really that little six down in mexico that ain't [ __ ] i mean it's against a one hmm oh i thought i won that rolling oh [ __ ] i i did a little bad there i'm not actually happy with what i just did i wouldn't be either that was yeah i was gonna say you want to move that [ __ ] back i forgot that that was i meant to only move three and i [ __ ] myself a little bit there i have two matching cards oh did they have to be the exact same territory too exact same thing and you need three not two you need three oh okay well let's just put them all uh there's three empty card spots but i would just think two oh you said if you have matching cards let's do that all right um i think i'm just gonna clear myself a little bit of room here rocky's looking real strong and i don't like it oh [ __ ] me and you could double edged sword rocky here i don't like an idea on this little 15 if i come down and then you go you go to the right thank you you don't want to do that no no no um huh i think i'm just gonna chill no one wants to attack each other's like strong yes because it's such as soon as you do you you you bring the wrath of everybody else yeah i do think cartoons is a vow to white me because he's going to have cards over there and uh kamchatka what what can't chop how do you guys count chocula what the [ __ ] you talking about cam chatka camp chadka hey how do i zoom back out okay and that's a lot of troops you're about to be sue hooper you don't like [Music] we could talk about this and become allies maybe i mean you stopped him once the way will he stress but why we wouldn't hurt me when rocky's gonna end up hurting him because rocky didn't betray me and yeah but gee he is over there building it it's fine [ __ ] happens [ __ ] happens she was never my wife she had no obligation to me from the beginning and that's the problem i didn't mean to ally it was an accident okay i'm just going to show you wrong even if i lose i don't care just to show you what can happen yeah you're gonna roll six is all goddamn day there you go get the [ __ ] out of here and guess what this i don't care it's fine not kim chopka you want both of them it's fine you want both of these too but i don't care just stop it you're hurting no i don't care i don't care it doesn't matter oh my god this is literally impossible this is not random it's not random i'm watching these rolls it's not random no no that wasn't that bad it wasn't it wasn't that bad at all this game is honestly a piece of [ __ ] there's no way i do this there's literally no way that happens what did you have 15 over there and i had 11. i only lost one it still doesn't matter i'm bringing every [ __ ] troop i have to wipe you off the map i said i'm sorry it doesn't matter what it doesn't matter it doesn't matter g he and rocky can win i will burn the [ __ ] world down to make sure that you lose toxic right it doesn't end to the world if you betray him and he doesn't i didn't even mean to ally with him it was just like it was forced upon me i just hit a button and it happened you even proposed the ally ship yes as a joke i thought he would decline me i didn't know he really wanted it all right by the way i've been told that apparently you need to take a territory to get a card so rocky we've touched the whole [ __ ] game he wasn't paying attention like literally you were like no you get it from a territory we go no you need to take a piece of land you're like no i owned a terracotta and got one point oh [ __ ] it was my turn i've been i've been panicking for the life of my my people i don't know why you want every [ __ ] role you're talking about panicking anakin oh he used all of them right there that's hilarious gee i think you should make him pay for that start taking taking america [Music] yeah give [ __ ] squirrel i don't have much time that and yes fortify that that yes all right jesus i was gonna have time talking about panicking i only have four it matters what type of three you have so you can only hold five cards so there's no point to ever hold more than five like if you have five you just gotta use okay i'm gonna wait then um let's put my troops okay and i think we go ahead and 1v1 [ __ ] we're just going to do this it's fine he's all three here's one heavy fine i can just move them back do you get you only get one card no matter what right it doesn't matter how many things you take yeah yeah um we need to take rocky out i just don't know how yeah let's go you got the most units i know and i'm i'm gonna have to make a move here because you want 14 dice rolls so yeah you need to go to you know fight his differences i don't know exactly how boys can my i don't think so but can my iceland attack is northern europe i don't think so did that mean yeah uh it can it can no i don't know i think i have to go together and then scandinavia first damn gee he's beefed the hell up tunes i'm sorry i'm gonna try it don't matter i don't care to delete i'm losing to throw everything i have a squirrel what the [ __ ] i'm gonna take out rocky and i can't if cartoons is threatening me like this i'll take away my 15 tunes to let you take asia and if you help me destroy squirrels so i can take north america [Laughter] that's a good trade i guess hmm and then i'll help you with the 15 of rockies that'll be so easy to both of us cartoons mean you can ally [Laughter] my people are scared all right they are terrified i don't know what else to do besides that it's like i propose a partnership again okay okay okay okay okay squirrel has literally got six in mexico and has had it for four [ __ ] turns and no one has tried to break his hold in america i the only access that i would have would be through gehe yeah and if i go there rocky will say but my hold is just as bad as rocky's hold and no one's attacking that that is not true he gets three men you get like six i think we both get five i thought no next round i will try to i'm gonna but um oh he's going to what is what is happening [Laughter] this no what is literally going on here i don't know it's whichever one you click it then goes to the other one i know i've been trying to be where i want to put them i just can't could not have decided i didn't know which way she wanted so i think i put yeah i think i'd do something like that well i'll do it there and put like why do i have total do this maybe i haven't got that plus what the hell kinda and we'll do that oh yeah that's big um everybody's [ __ ] turtling yeah now i think i think this has to happen now oh that's cool wow you did that really smooth yeah he'd use the blips which i don't know what the [ __ ] it is it's like a guaranteed win so what it does is it uses all three uh so it just simulates doing the whole thing with all three dice it's that role in one time which means i can't leave like right here if i want to leave the minimum number it would have to be three in brazil because i used three dice yeah i use three dice throwing the guess no no that's not what that means at all the blitz just it's like you know how you have to roll and it rolls and then it's done and rolls and then it's done like he rolls and it does the whole attack like the whole yeah but you can see it'll say 100 so you can guarantee yourself a win you're just sacrificing your dice 100 though that's fine we'll do i don't understand it here and then we chill [Music] yeah we'll do that uh yeah this is where we're gonna get really screwed now and i may just let rocky win i don't know how else to do this we have two continents we need to destroy he's just gonna win no he's not i think he [ __ ] up now because well it depends on you see how i can go down cartoons that's what i was thinking but i'm only gonna get three troops i don't know and my twelve is kind of blocked off did [ __ ] up actually a g can probably also i don't know if g can break through either i mean he could get lucky in when that war but he also may have [ __ ] up and go either i did [ __ ] up yup he did really [ __ ] up i got too greedy [Music] i should have just taken out g's big strong hold and then left the big uh defense there moved my troops back you could took his you could take your south america too if you take that um i mean she may have just saved your ass low-key i don't know what she's doing here okay she wanted to take her home back now gee he could also [ __ ] south america in brazil yeah i need to destroy these uh continents wow damn but that's an easy back cap back cap yeah but he will lose a lot of points though yeah so i don't mind like at least he does not have like two continents next round so i don't have a lot of troops troops that i yeah or cards or whatever yeah yeah sacrifice might stones it's time to sacrifice yours for squirrel now [Music] i lost 15 against 11. you did which ruined my entire night by the way there's really nothing for me to even do just build up and wait for another round yeah but that's what i did yeah do what everybody's been doing it's super lame i mean it's helpful well yeah if nobody does anything the game doesn't move build up for a big attack and then leave yourself wide open to lose all your territories just sit back and let squirrel get 78 troops to g he's 23 you know oh he's going to do the night get into the fight huh okay buddy you can do it you can do it yeah take some damage all right we need to be doing more damage here boys come on i don't need more troops you got two i mean it's been a battle i mean he's been we've been 1-1 i mean it's been hey that one he won there we go finally hey you go now easy rocky no i'm not afraid of rocky anymore we just gave squirrel north and south of south america [Music] um i'm not exactly sure i'm just gonna yeah i'm gonna go like that um i don't know where to go with anything there too there maybe i'm scared that cartoons gonna break through but it is what it is where exactly do you expect me to break through yeah yeah then eventually you get three cards if i don't know what cards you have you can have the past two turns i haven't taken the territory through it blew you the hell up yeah yeah should i do it you can go for it brennan doesn't stand a chance apparently uh i mean you can take it easy but that's what i what i wanted to do [Music] it just sucks because the only thing i can do is take your one g yeah yeah that's why i opened the door for you you didn't see it you need to go to his 12 [Applause] like we can both of them try to weaken him it's all right because you're gonna roll sixes the whole cotton oh my god wow oh no oh got it [Music] [Music] [Music] are you realizing that now rocky he's been doing it for six [ __ ] turns uh what do you mean i'm not fighting and he just plops his little shits in his little three areas and just [ __ ] off hey i wasn't gonna do that until you said you were gonna attack me and i've been scared the whole time i mean rocky will take it back i don't think he will let you have two continents yeah but the thing is he's gonna have a really strong defense on this border oh that's bold as hell do it do it if you have let's do it if you do that you might be [ __ ] both of us might be [ __ ] uh i'm scared of jean toons because i know they're gonna team up on that little area up there so i don't exactly know what to do but i guess i can't really do much know that the best eating your little [ __ ] because everything else everything around me is too big you getting no no you have to go to the 17. even if you go to me like you need to pass with the 17 anyway like if you want to go to squirrel i mean yeah yeah i just need to capture one pterosaur so i'll get my card you guys are worrying a little too much about little squirrel over here you know if we get you it will be easier for us to go to rocky i mean fortune since he's gonna get it be easier for us to go yeah look i look up to all your ones in north africa and south africa that's the easiest way to destroy iraq with africa try to take away africa like north america and south america is so easy if we just pass your 17. i think the only way that we're ever wiping squirrel's 33 is from hitting him from both sides here so i'm probably gonna have to that's why i know i don't stand a chance anymore i got three beat one i'm just trying to hold on as long as i maybe get lucky because i need bad rolls again how nice the president cost me 50 goddamn units cost you the entire population of the country that you're attacking nice good play squirrel try this again if i go hold on you [ __ ] the bed on that [ __ ] push into america last turn you could do it this turn i don't know when you only move four across instead of the whole like enough at least to push up to break his continent bonus yeah but if i uh true well i broke his this continent yeah i should have busted his other one too this cartoon still scares me on the right side because i don't know what cards you have if he has a plus 10 he can start [ __ ] me on that right side and that's where i'm gonna that has like 20 plus on it but he's got a lot of pretty decently strong positions i'm gunshot after losing goddamn 14 units to for no reason i'm scared to do any big attacks now this can be rocky's chance to retake my america here i don't think that's happening this turn um i think i just need to take like this yeah we'll do that and then end um [Music] oops let's cancel that notice i need to attack one place so i can get a card yep sorry rocky's a little 20 sitting there he's also really scared and you're 12. 12's not scary okay because i can't break into your 10 because i know you're going to hit me from all these other angles yeah yeah if you want to go down you're going to take my two as well your two yeah the one underneath i'm gonna go eat mongolia again oh my god amy yes like if i fight more do i get more cards no but that just puts you where you can access his 33 if you need right you'd be able to attack squirrel true i'm going a pulper damn it they did not and then indeed not it's time for me to try something stupid depending on what tunes those here oh in that case [Music] trade those in instantly uh it was not something stupid on you oh monkey i won i'm on there just getting them spreading them cheeks a little bit mm-hmm extra barrier beefing up the borders now i don't know if i could do what i want to do and now i definitely can't do what i wanted to do oh my god okay that was a good play even if you try to do something you gotta lose a lot more than you gain yep [ __ ] [ __ ] i literally might have the worst luck in rolling dice are you 1v1 in these things no yeah okay i think i can still do what i want to do you're all spread out there's a big chance i lose it bad though i'm gonna go for it yeah okay i think i'm gonna 15 oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yes i guess i'll go for it [ __ ] you squirrel come on whatever country this is wait he put he rolled double he literally put all of them on one oh you beat me twice again that'd be twice one for one oh my god one uh you beat me twice oh you beat me twice he's kicking my ass over here the game is [ __ ] i don't think it just relax yeah you don't need to always think it i don't want him to get the boost but yeah he is you see what i'm saying there's no way this is f like i did blitz that i won instantly right see yeah blitz is a hundred percent that's another there's no if you're gonna brute force it just blitz it because wow that's crazy like if i don't blitz yeah it was 100 win but instead i rolled and literally lost every roll that's actually insane i know may kind of question this hey you want to i'm debating if i want to move them all back i just didn't want him to get the boost here but i can go re-go back for it it does it like holding that and holding the other place is the same doesn't really matter yeah but the difference is c is 20 is 12 and is seven can all attack that place but not as 20 my bad but his 12 and a seven can attack now only one can attack down and over you know yeah i guess that's why i think i'm gonna move him all back and that's the only reason okay because now only he can move one or the other oops uh where do i want to put that was a risk that i took and that's why if you attacked me up north i was going to have to just try defending him see if you just kept rolling i have a i would have lost i have a feeling you would have lost that's crazy that the blitz at least it felt like it made that big of a difference you lost one there like how much were you lose here well i don't think you're gonna blitz it um just click the blitz don't do it but what's the percentage say like 20 okay it's not very good no that wasn't crazy 105 chance that i beat him all the way through but um this is this is an issue i still think cartoons can take me now northern definitely with g he there i need more that 33 is hard that's that's hard 33 is tough yeah it's a 12 and a 14 there and a six which equals about 30. or a little 32 33 forward and i may even even more and then your 12 and 11 up there against my 17 is definitely enough that's where it's kind of um run into a problem there and attack phase the problem is you can beat us in attrition because you're holding the powered continents yeah yeah yeah you've got literally one half of the globe right now and the only access points are through africa by me up top where you have a really good hold with the 17 by tunes and the 33 on the other side that's big that would be able to take me depends on where she goes actually yeah either side yeah we could try yeah i really want to try whoever is in the lead never wins you really think about it yeah because i'm like that was last and you guys kind of just let me be and then bam are you gonna blitz it what's your percentage on blitz what's to say probably 50. 100 100 percent i said it was 100 i guess how could that be 100 i had four less troops in there wow that's absolutely insane where's the settings i don't know but that's crazy gee he out of all the people gee he was the one that broke into [ __ ] america [Music] time to break 33 i did the 17. [ __ ] that 33. you didn't you done paved the way look now there's like a red carpet rolled out for me or a yellow carpet rather i'm not even mad yeah look at me oh no um cause i'm gonna leave that 14 over there i mean i'm gonna take my 14 away i'm gonna i'm not gonna leave them there like i told you i will i'll give you asia if i take uh north america oh okay why do you want north america jihi i want nothing because of the visa dude that's completely fine i cannot continue won't be able to place any stuff okay um i'm going to take them yeah i'll honor that stay out of america you're rolling [Applause] my god these [ __ ] dice rolls okay [Music] um what the [ __ ] am i doing here good question [Music] he doesn't care about you gee he went ain't gonna learn he used juji he used to to get around half there was no no as soon as i took something your route was closed but i see what no she would've had to take the ones back so yeah yeah yeah i was running out of time that five right there yeah i meant to put that where the one is so it's right okay all right i'm gonna be in trouble again here in a second i already know i believe so i'm gonna be getting attacked by all damn angles rocky down there ah [ __ ] it's gonna be a [ __ ] show once us in the middle east start fighting yeah like once this 20 once i start moving with this thing it's gonna be crazy um that's not lucky [ __ ] what happened i didn't get the card i want it i type oh yeah what'd i get you don't care about your cards yeah i don't believe you're you me cartoon you're definitely scaring me the cards suck ass i still don't know if he just wants to wipe me or be rocky at five through your five yeah i'm good i'll throw it to help gee get back through yeah okay um and i do need to take a territory here i'll back out so g he can get through yeah i will i will hold on uh i can move that lower the five though the fight is the problem high five now can i i mean i could try to just help jihy out here and try and take out this five what's the the blitz chance is zero oh no you should do it because i'm just curious if you win no at least this year is a lie you can't win but i guess better one at a time and see what the deal is or two at a time uh do i do that try and help gee he out oh i can i can give her at least a territory by ending my attack phase and then moving my troops out of here yeah yeah look at me plenty of time yeah there you go thank you you're welcome ah damn that sucks i was hoping for it not that that was the one thing that could hurt me because i figured if she only gets four it doesn't matter to be a five e4 having three different cards is lucky uh i'm going to attack this one [ __ ] oh you have to attack i gotta go to the two oh i can do that no i want the uh oral or afghanistan one of them should i go to china then but it's a tool though yeah yes rocky one i'll let you you know remove the ear five so i can fight like i want to take all my troops to america there you go [Music] like i need to weaken them at least i don't think i'm the strongest here but all right nice i think it's pretty even again now i think we're all pretty evenly distributed i think he's the weakest but jesus yeah she's on the verge but she also had the biggest balls push massive balls is it balls when you have three people that are willing not to attack you i don't know it's true i mean i did i'm uh alone so negotiated yeah it's not that i'm not willing to attack g it's just attacking g he weakens me for not much gain yeah them like i'm actually helping them both like right now why won't they help me you're not helping me squirrel yeah what the [ __ ] squirrel i give you there's a way for you to help me i'll help you [Applause] yeah you can surround this 33 it'll be perfect don't attack the 33 cartoons trust me you don't want to get oh yeah no [ __ ] no i'm gonna move out of there that's all yours you're gonna move out of there i'm gonna let him have it yeah why why just die i'm gonna make him the big dog on the map and not me i think but then you're gonna lose nope well i'm just gonna play slow i'm just gonna be another small dog now you already lost north america though and yes i know that and that's okay oh he's fortified he's journaling up in south america i am about a turtle in south america um the question is do i want to do this before do i want to go for it what's the point i have a 92 percent chance like how does that make sense i have less troops the same amount but he should have like i won that there's no way and he should have he should have defensive advantage advantage too right that's so [ __ ] loud doesn't make any sense yeah that's [ __ ] stupid yeah i definitely don't know what blitz is because you definitely can't blitz with the board game because there were two there were two options for the dice it said blitz and then the other one blitz said it removes the chance of uh it limits potential like extreme outliers and the other one just said uh like normal dice and we could make a rule not the blitz anymore yeah we could do that wait how the [ __ ] did you end up with 35 troops from up top right yeah holy [ __ ] wow i said i'm backing up i'm going to let them do them now this is stupid yeah that was really this is [ __ ] stupid i don't know what like you make it so easy for me to have it i don't know that that was stupid there's no flattening i actually don't know that's making somebody else a target i've been the target for the last half an hour a squirrel holding that smart move holding that yeah was for no reason because he was guarding the the west coast of america that he already lost it wasn't stupid like dumb it's stupid like i'm pissed it's [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah and he was about to lose his reinforcement trails like he would have been able to move his troops across so that was a good time to move it and now i think cartoons has to be the main target if he's gonna own asia oh no rocky and tunes have to fight here he you know rocky has the 19 and saudi arabia and that's part i think and then cartoons can take out that 19 pretty quick here they need to fight that yeah unless rocky gives it that's big though that 32 is huge hey y'all had to mention you said that so he plopped it there yeah so i've got like the middle piece here but problem is no one's really owning territories anymore me and cartoons on the two like you know just plus two is whatever that was just kind of spread okay well here's what here's what's gonna happen now oh wait that's not what i meant to do are we not using blitz anymore or what no more blitz i would say right more blitz how do we know is we're not using blitz the dice will be shaking you just have to hit the the right arrow on the dice and make it back to three where it doesn't say blitz over it that smart i think that was a very smart move by rocky doing that was that he can on america exactly i'm sneaking oh no no damn damn you didn't have much time to go though that was crazy and blitz saves you a lot of time too which is yeah yeah i wish there was like a blitz option but not with the extra you know it should just be a normal dice roll still just a whole bunch them quick [Music] come on i gave you i gave you [ __ ] you can't chat car it's everything you ever want anymore dude and you're not even wrong i let you use g he to get all that i did not use the discord messages that we message each other the whole plan i'll just try to move my troops i tried to give jihi a path to america but then rocky just put a [ __ ] stone wall in between it yeah yeah i'm sorry i all of a sudden i i found myself pretty much on the verge of extinction i found the same thing and i just fled out like you're flying again we're all just running for it basically dude you got to get that 12 yeah up the [ __ ] out of there where the [ __ ] even is like you said that brick wall of earth yeah the normal dice were hard to take some land dude it's crazy i've been doing those most of the game yeah so you guys said that was easier yeah i could tell i could tell you her yeah i didn't like seeing the blue my first two dice rolls were just like the most utter [ __ ] ever and then i was just using blitz now i think we're gonna lose faster not doing blitz by the way i think that's what if i don't that one time that 15 versus the 11 the blitz 100 would have won right but it changed everything yep yeah that's great you don't get a lot of time anymore you got that heartbeat it's kind of scary as [ __ ] like it sounds terrifying to me your turn you got to go quick now see now g's breaking into a man i don't think cartoons will be traded but cartoon says nothing here's the issue i think you and i kind of need to work together here because we're the only ones not getting territory bonuses anymore [Applause] you don't even need me you have all the power what will you boy will i even what the [ __ ] rocky has all the power i don't i don't have a whole lot of power no you can take europe so easily have 12 and 29 there why do you need me that is i can do it like how am i going to help you i don't like this cartoon 35's right there oh i see what you're saying i [ __ ] forgot the one at the top yeah i forgot all about it yeah holy [ __ ] uh and now cartoons is a problem i don't know who to go for i feel like america is about to become a war ground [ __ ] i can't i've dropped a goddamn ball on that one wow really squirrel yeah this girl's going to attack you delete you it's like i i hope i didn't blitz that i may have by accident i will make it i didn't get one anyway so it doesn't really matter yeah that's normal nice now yeah you can watch the dice if they're shaking in their boots madagascar no no some do i have more animals for you oh you rolled six six five oh wait i did my bad that wasn't here [Laughter] i was really impressed for a second then i realized it wasn't here oh you're over sick [ __ ] you my hurry up rocky [ __ ] you just let me have it real quick okay the egyptian people are resilient [Music] oh wait i may have [ __ ] up in here [ __ ] forgot you can only fortify one thing ah that's a problem you can click off no i need to fortify some cartoons i'm just i know he's going to i'm gonna hope he's busy doing something else with his life right now i'm not pushing into that are the powerful ones yeah but he has a nice little one down there he could just ruin the whole thing both are going to just delete us like me and right we're going to get deleted i don't mind that i'm not against it be real honest um it is crazy our [ __ ] changes so fast yeah like not too long ago rocky was the most powerful cartoons was the weakest now i would say i would still say i'm probably the strongest no he definitely cartoons was the weakest there for a second he always from the beginning he had the continent's entire continent for himself yeah that one only gives him plus two that's nothing though that doesn't really get much but yeah still better than us earning nothing my biggest problem was three turns in a row i didn't get a card i see what rocky's doing which is smart but blowing up the entire goddamn world yeah very good oh you see what he's doing taking america i never mind not when i thought he was gonna do i thought he was gonna attack me no break that well no one with regular dice but i don't know wow i don't know i forget what he's doing here he's going to be pretty strong if he can win this he thinks i'm here so i actually have to end my attack phase so i can move yeah all this [ __ ] to here interesting oh that was his he was literally just paving the road yup so i could start to take some clean it costs a lot of lives yeah i don't want to be the one fighting cartoons good luck myself out of there real quick i just crawled out all of his troops he had once on everything i should have just fortified and busted through south america forever ago that's what i get for being slow about it now g is taking europe you may want to leave that one open for cartoons to get out of there yeah i am cartoons will probably vape we're all gonna just own property we're just letting each other this is that we end we all own a piece of land we bought our wars we're all happy it's like real life i think you have two hey all right you and then i only got one what is that me and tunes we gave you guys something to be happy that we gave you any right this is a problem people get greedy wow you're really on the ropes before begging for your life and now it is getting to the point where we kind of got to wipe someone freaking it wiped sadly it looks like it might be g he he's not like who would want to go way over there you know well you may because you want america obviously but then i don't want to go back into europe right now yeah gee he's trying to make a claim to europe here but they're not getting i need to leave yeah i couldn't take my troops back like i need like you know to have a line so i can take my troops back and do that yeah um who knows what he has does he have three different ones see okay some horses or something a big old horse what are you doing are you doing it don't forget that one up top go for that first take that one so we can you like pooping huh just plump light the poop around a little bit pop anonymous flip flop flip flop this lasted a while by the way how long have we been on this three hours i told you risk is a long game i just thought we'd be stupid and someone would lose by now we're playing smart more smarter than i thought who would have thought do be kind of true nice love that for you now i finally lost the camera from kachka are you gonna go into america a little bit too that's they just ought to do that it did alter me that [Applause] y'all know he already has asia don't even worry about that anymore no true um oh man this is a mess it is powerhouse i told you guys since then you're gonna become it guys i love it nice love it [ __ ] you run out of time that's germany germany against germany's [ __ ] you up he just [ __ ] g out of europe for fun oh smart man let's go see he shouldn't have done that why [ __ ] your bonus because now i can't let him have his bonus i was gonna let him now i can't it's gonna be harder to take his bonus though oh you're right that is gonna be difficult that was a good play that was a really good play almost ran out of time that's 17 that's gonna be real strong all right no i see i know i see a different way oh i do too yeah through ge it's obviously gonna get me really hurt in the long run but i mean i clearly gotta stop him now [Music] oh he's in he's in he's in he's infiltrated i mean there's still no way i hold this though because of i mean there's still so many ways back in i i get i guess i don't know what i'm gonna do i can't do this yet okay well beef this up okay here we go this sucks that's gonna be a war with right not with that's gonna be a war let's go okay rocky wow lucky you're all what the [ __ ] is this i get the worst luck on both directions there's no [ __ ] way oh [ __ ] we traded oh [ __ ] those last three they're gonna do it all oh no i mean that that was still really bad so far but all right this is my territory now okay now we'll go ahead and do this yeah you can take americans oh you're kidding me you're kidding me that's me that's why just get out of here i didn't want it all right i vacated america for a reason right see now rocky you're trying to [ __ ] here in a second yeah kind of but maybe well i guess it depends on what cartoon does to what i do are you gonna have g he kind of breaking in from one side like you can only defend one is it gonna be that corner that corner or my corner it's not one ah uh you do know oops um you see what i'm talking about right cartoons yeah like if he wants to just take a piece of greenland she could yeah take the continent bonus a gma just won europe i don't know i have zero clues she could also just take my south africa monus oh that's vague that'll definitely take europe oh [ __ ] she should that's the freest territory for her yeah i have no territory yeah how many is it uh she needs two more but you can go up and down or down in the nut yeah yep [Music] how much does that bone that gives a good bonus doesn't it yeah i think it's five get five i usually give seven but you don't have it this turn at least it's crazy my two continents only get seven but rocky's getting five five i mean i'm gonna get five my man oh damn you just fully invest in the one border i'm not afraid of toons if you want to take me you will thank me i'm not like it's true yeah like you more weaker than him so i'll be afraid of you more than i'm like i'm not gonna attack big bear against a tiny cat look at this i don't know i don't know what everybody's best play is yeah this is it it's uh it's uh because if anybody wanted to wipe g he they're gonna lose all their troops get wiped right after so no one can really just choose to do that no one could just wipe cartoons no shot but someone needs to stop unless you you are the only ones yeah you've got the you've got the big chip next to his medium chips like i made i made rocky weak you have to make at least someone weak squirrel yeah pretty much the only way to get back through is like on the ge like if i have to get deleted that go ahead that's the game i won't have to delete it like you want to go to the sick so let's see what you want to do yeah i mean that's the only way i can think of doing it i'm sorry cartoons it's all right i don't know if i'll win this to be honest i think it's gonna be hard six they're gonna fight told you okay i don't got rocky okay there we go oh one for one see this this is the type of battle i expect yeah i won those two not some blitz [ __ ] where it's just like delete delete delete there we go don't try to lose there a decent amount huh more than me um because i had six you had 32 but not because you you dropped off in those two areas though you know i know rockies can be a [ __ ] too which sucks wow like he can he can obviously break in down there you shouldn't call him a [ __ ] i know rocky could be a [ __ ] too yeah that's kind of [ __ ] up i just kind of meant rocky can break into me now yeah that will open a lot of doors for people would you say that uh [Music] if he spreads his hurt a little too thin he gets [ __ ] i'm not attacking anybody we're good that was that was interesting that's scary interesting but scary yeah i hate that i have to deal with you every time cartoons i absolutely hate it i can't do nothing else and they're busy dealing with tunes every damn turn now you know my struggle we were in a rough spot there for a while just as a mexican standoff you know you got to win both of these g he in order to get you oh yeah you have 50 50. 50 50. ah she won i would have to go right back through you know gee you could go never mind you don't you don't have anything too but you could you could fortify the position against him coming back up but it doesn't really benefit you yeah no he's in a tough spot between three powerhouses he kind of here okay um i see something cartoons could do yeah obviously you need to take that one but you see what i'm talking about too huh you can go through alaska and take a piece yeah wouldn't that be nice for you you think i'm gonna slam into a tien right now no it's not happening well i meant if you put your pieces there no no yeah yeah i already had it i'm not touching asia we're chilling [Applause] okay um [Music] [Music] ah so i'm gonna have to [ __ ] do it little dicks i mean the powerful one here yeah well the power houses what i thought i thought he may come after me he said he's not gonna [ __ ] with blah blah blah so obviously you guys aren't gonna attack each other i mean i need to stir up the pot somewhere okay but he's winning this battle so far yep hmm those are two girls two good rolls yeah we may be there both rolled up six and five that was a really bad roll for you wait what why'd you just start attacking stop attacking my man literally for you damn i need to take it you're making yourself oh you wrote double six i mean someone's gotta make the move i'm gonna do it oh all right oh i got you that was [ __ ] intense holy [ __ ] um [ __ ] i don't know exactly how to do this here i'm gonna have to go if you do what you're i think you're about to do you lose africa and probably the game yeah that was okay look squirrel's lucky because his one is protected through gee he's [ __ ] and i've pretty much said i wasn't going to destroy g he's [ __ ] right there yeah but that one doesn't do me any good he could just take it eventually yeah i'm gonna take it next round oh oh you're saying because i'm talking about i would go through europe into your one in africa but i'm not gonna i'm not gonna destroy g here to do it i could have just tanked up and keep building up but it's okay so i just was gonna make a move i want i wanna see square lose what this just seems someone scared towards me we're gonna attack rocky i wouldn't have had to attack rocky if rocky was gonna attack cartoons i wouldn't have had to attack cartoons but i don't care about ge geez it's not but the thing is you said that you take my card you will be more powerful if you kill me you have a 17 spa i mean there's just no killing right now not with any of my piles like i don't know how it works but i think if you kill somebody you steal their cards oh [ __ ] yeah if you wipe them you do get a big chunk um [ __ ] [Music] see this is where this is where truce is hurt mm-hmm cause i need to hit uh jee he's but i'm not going to i'm not deleting please delete me relax [Laughter] it's hard to push because then you're gonna get countered yeah that's the problem that's where it gets so tricky well i i think you could straight up wipe squirrel off of africa and have a decent border from him i don't think so he would need to take it he needs to take out 31 with his 30. that just wouldn't happen yeah that's rough um i said i wasn't going to do it i'm not going to do it i said i don't know what you want to take you want to take like north america like the 15. i was going to take i was gonna take you ukraine because i needed one so i could get a card but i just let my card ride i don't know what to do here [ __ ] g he helped me clean up asia so i i just i told her i'd give her europe and she's got it true i can help you north america hey whoa now hey whoa easy do he all right simmer down now i mean that's the easiest for me i can't help him with them africa i forgot he's going to delete me otherwise all right well i can help you with europe then you can help me with europe yeah she got 17 up there yeah if you break that 17 that's her back yeah she's fine yup he can iraqi can kill me help me with europe well i gave her less cards does that help a little bit it does help does help um all right well here's what's going to happen the problem if you [ __ ] this up you'd lose i think but if your wife say he that's the thing is even if i wipe g he i think tunes just infiltrates through the back here well that's what's gonna happen so it's either i died a squirrel from the south i died of tunes from the west or i try to take dewy out let's let's try it all right square up g let's go five events just don't blitz no blitz oh two sixes okay oh twenty one one one oh no oh no okay okay that's scary oh no oh no you got less now are you fully committed are you fully are you fully committed rocky do you stop now wait why did i just take damage huh eyes go to her it wasn't the time you guys went 1-1 that was a tie this is [Laughter] a good hit oh big hit two cars like yes weaken each other yes oh you better not wipe me holy [ __ ] a comeback it's still going it's a tidy [Music] oh no okay oh that was huge i don't know if g he will be able to wipe you though see he's turning next um i will do it come to the back all right well i guess the only thing i can do here is come on don't wait [Music] he only gets three troops unless she has cards it doesn't get much nothing no come on she does have three cards you can hit up on the back now wide open so many times i'll let you weak anyway like i don't have nothing they have nothing wow cartoons can wipe g he and cartoon i mean and rocky and his own ass yeah you really can wipe on both right here i think we're gonna open the roots for him i don't think you're gonna do much here so rocky will be more harder for him to kill me with a seven i think cartoons is gonna come right up behind rocky here yeah you don't need to take europe you need to take hero you want me to yeah no i think i i literally think cartoons could take out both of you guys right now yeah that's what i want with that 30 and then oh whatever that's the pincer man then the 24 in the back yeah i think he's about to get a lot be careful because you might spread this you have 24 you can fight uh north america the 23rd 25th alaska over there north america yeah i don't know if you see it i do yeah yeah you can leave the seven so he can weaken me like you have to weaken me and then you can delete me you have to weaken me then you can delete me he's working with her boss rocky have to delete me you know he have to he will get weak you gotta get the [ __ ] out of here rocky will not kill juhi today i'm protecting your honor dude [Music] out of time i don't think oh she told me to do it she told me to do it listen kill me kill me so i can take my cards what am i doing what am i doing there you go there you go take all my ones oh [ __ ] you might run out of time i know i'm hurrying this is [ __ ] insane [Applause] this game is not this is not random leave it leave it this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] [ __ ] that's insane are you rolling three every time every time oh my god what okay my troops there are [ __ ] strong as [ __ ] let's be honest i'm dead as hell but i will what white gee that was [ __ ] my cards first roll literally that was [ __ ] thank you for the cards i appreciate that freaking squirrels oh and they make me do that now true bonus yeah you will get through bonuses and [ __ ] oh no how many times did i roll it lose like 15 yeah 14 against squirrel 15 against ge this there's it's [ __ ] uh now you're you're scraping me wow i mean the defense getting the tie is kind of insane strong wait now do i do it or do i just let cartoons kind of win uh if i was you i would take uh north america and you will have i mean smart would be to stop cartoons a little bit with getting a bonus oh yeah true but you need to retrieve your troops from there though true and then you can kill rocky kill the rocky [Music] i'm not dead yet [Music] because cartoons is gonna beat rocky and then get four more [ __ ] like a whole bunch of more cards i did all the work on ge for you so that she could win 14 [ __ ] roles with one person that was insane i think i just chill that's why that's why the [ __ ] blitz is in here because the game knows that it's dice rolls a piece of [ __ ] it's trash yeah that's all the trash when blitz just lets you in uh i think i think this is it yeah we just we just chill here he will go behind you know what does cartoons do oh that's vague i think you can wipe them now or wipe me pipe someone i don't know that i'm going to point me but take my territories on the caps you can't completely white man i think rocky lives to live another day huh he's just gonna go back and take back [ __ ] everything roll that dice keep [Applause] come on they work hard for their land and property uh which one this that's the smarter one is this [Applause] all right there in house yes rocky lived to see another day you son of a [ __ ] i do live to see another day and he has five cards you can get a plus ten here could get a plus ten [ __ ] who was that my boy's over here okay go on no that's your breath here we go on the same thing right all right um excuse mr tunes what are you doing oh i am into my attack face [Music] that's right mr toons that is right how did tunes end up winning this game anybody explain that to me he hasn't won yet it's not very true true she's probably about to get a plus 10. what does he do with that plus 10 oh it's my turn looks like that girl's gonna get a plus 10. um well y'all do got four and five cards holy [ __ ] i've been sitting on i was sitting on four cards for literally like six turns because i couldn't capture anything because of [ __ ] [ __ ] mexico just got overpopulated holy [ __ ] i'm taking back my america god damn all right i know this is gonna give cartoons the win most likely but you never know maybe i'll get lucky i also don't know about oh what dude i hate when that happens when the face is the other side of the board yes yes it throws me all types of vlogs yeah man you're just oh you rolled the six when i rolled two yeah uh i roll two sixes but you're one six i'm weakening him for you tunes i'm doing the best i can oh wow i'm getting away [Laughter] rocky you shall live to see another day all right oh my god that cartoons is gonna at least cartoon is white rocky for me all right let's go oh you have the tag take your backcast please take it back no rocky big balls take it back or lose eat one of them he's listening either way no matter what he does he's not winning the game [Music] it's the battle of iceland or greenland again wasn't this the same ones that battled last time i forget one for one this time yes you decide to oh us in the winter you [ __ ] up one one i'll take that come on a moment i was tied up here you clicked off for whatever reason okay hold on my defense should start taking over my god i get yes let's go two sixes oh no come on let's go last oh come on yes it's crazy flicking off hello you're making this really when you click off all right the game is two head ten one for one it's the stringfest i will hope oh no lying in this heated battle [Music] i didn't [Music] i think our secret alliance won i mean it's good right now we just you take him and we own three and three right we're happy we're everything we're having it's not three is it three and three it would be let's go ahead and uh that's it that's it that's all the fun we're having today i didn't hit spectate no no no no um we're chilling we end game now cartoons we're happy oh you think we're happy with that i think i'm happy are you happy i thought we'd both be happy i'm pretty happy please let me have a fa oh nice thank you pretty happy a little bit happy you know all right i [ __ ] in line i'm taking you out cartoons whether you like it or not oh this is the one imaginable you're being very strategic over there eastern europe a little bit my plan oh oh man i can really screw you i think here if i get super lucky how many look at this if i okay i gotta just start moving that nick i'm just gonna go straight attack war southern europe isis six and six big what i'm gonna try getting all the way down to his little new guinea down there no attack what that to that don't not attack me oh i see you guys let's go to the rolls oh my god you see what i'm saying try taking away all your bonuses oh no not if it goes like that though nice six and then two no you oh you tied me with a six and four oh you beat me again i'm gonna need you to check i'm liking this okay one one like come on come on oh dude i keep liking it oh my god oh you did it you broke in oh he's weak though yes come on just let me what the [ __ ] i can move i need to i don't care about my troops i just need to weaken his group squirrel this game is such more [ __ ] there's no way there's no way that's insane can't be doing that i need to win at least this battle before the time ends on don't let them win oh you're going to get deleted there what you don't see the plan g he he's trying to get rid of all my troop bonus yeah i see it okay come on one more can i do it at a time you might be able to no you roll the five to five i roll the six yes you got it you got it holy [ __ ] good job holy [ __ ] good job that's the only thing i could have done any chance it's just spreading out and just trying to take away everything but that's crazy this is something with the attentions and the cards all of his bonuses oh i got something super lucky too cartoons you're not the only one with a little plus ten oh yeah i'm not the only one around here okay that was crazy though i was i was working we're having fun i can't even think we just gotta go yeah yeah it's just attacking each other at this point placing them [Music] [Applause] it takes so long if we were doing blitz i think i would have been ahead man yeah can one of you uh stream it to the discord real quick so i could just look at that instead of the 20 second delay on squirrel stream i could try chip is shippy streaming maybe [Applause] get out of here you don't want to do this to me heart dude i'm actually like flooding through pretty damn easily yeah this is kind of [ __ ] if you think about it [Applause] wow he just takes that what's happening here gee your country stuck what's the fun of it there's no defense thank you just at least one that's all yeah that's all you got to do okay uh that one there okay you took all my bonuses yup um i definitely think you have way more troops on the board than me yeah way more uh i don't know what i'm doing yeah take away europe again so you can get bonuses yes i am oh [ __ ] what do i do here i think it's just about it's we're coming through the back yeah you're right you can't really think you can't really think it just comes down to the to the dice rolls you gotta believe in the heart of the cards yep oh [ __ ] why do you unattack me i just want to attack smoothly please what is happening make sure you're clicking away from the trailer yes i got it yeah i'm not clicking on the dice i think maybe enter or space or something are you coming in my back i'm coming to the back are you coming back right now you're kidding me why are you so good at defending he's insane a peek-a-boo here i come i'm coming back i'm coming whoa yeah okay um let's just get keep going around the world here [Music] nice now i'm straight you know i think america may just be weak like it's like you just push right through there yeah ain't no defense a bunch of pushovers oh my god this is just stupid insane can i get back to gee he's homeland i don't think so i don't think so i gotta remember defense is stronger i gotta just take out the weak boys get them weak boy squirrel yeah get the weak boys what am i doing i don't want to attack you anymore by anything i would like to take control of this maybe before they end are you kidding me you're gonna keep rolling five oh [ __ ] i rolled two two two and you rolled a one wow oh i was about to win that by the way i had a six you had a five that's [ __ ] okay uh i don't know what to do i literally don't know what to do you're gonna get cards before me africa take entire africa you will have a bonus and if i can just take that right back not really you're not in a position to do that hey you guys are the 20-plus don't go over there [Applause] this is fighting the game play like the yeah like trying to figure out what the hell you're supposed to be clicking on melt right through it yeah imagine if you were using blitz right now you would just wipe the entire planet yeah yeah finally there you go yeah you can win some more there we go yeah screw you the alaska's strong strong dead and how do you know i was trying to sneak my way over here all quietly nice this is so dumb nice yes this is big oh my god out here winning a 1v12 oh my god [Applause] we don't fold in america right clearly we stay fighting war even if we're supposed to lose well america's actually just all right nice okay okay not nice all right stop there that's the one strong borders yep you're right and you son of a [ __ ] i should have stopped you should have stopped you idiot oh no you took my bonus [ __ ] uh [ __ ] i don't know what to do i don't know what to do that wasn't it that wasn't it that wasn't it that wasn't it if you get minus one and we'll keep getting minus one though i guess six i'm gonna i'm gonna risk it for the biscuit here oh no no i'm not gonna fight no no no i'm just gonna try taking back america this way though i could have took a different path one for one light will never end oh it will i think squirrel loses in the next couple turns what do you got it's just annoyingly long yup it's just drawn out are you kidding me you can't get all of them here oh just a fourth [Music] what are you guys talking about fortified not me i would never do what the hell was that yeah i forgot you got the tara t bonus i want to keep my little stack of three pterodactyl bonus i forgot one one okay okay that land can hold i win the game that only i can't hold that lose the game just crush that really just demoralize them um that is his 12 right there huh here we go [Applause] well i'm getting demoralized here yeah what the [ __ ] i might actually stop i literally might stop middle east all right you get out of here one more time all right how's it turning okay one one low for blow oh my god i roll three ones this is i don't understand i literally i think i'm done i think i'm gonna stop i think i'm gonna stop what the [ __ ] oh that was fun what are worst case scenario you could always fortify the 22 back there you go there you go come from egypt those those [ __ ] over there hey y'all i'm still getting [Laughter] i'm just doing random [ __ ] i could care less he doesn't know that there's a strat in the back of my head always working there you go egypt there you go there you go son of a [ __ ] i don't even see that little seven up there i just put it there oh squirrel's just scrapping scratching and quan i need a winnieza no every loss is so bad right now no it's not that's that's why you're mistaken heavy loss is the new beginning he got him a damn territory look at him let's go he's scratching his claws they're giving me a little territory let's see that nice beautiful no i think i got an idea in this next one i got me a little idea too squirrel you got yourself a little idea yep it's falling more now about 50 50 but you're definitely ahead because if you're down [Music] you really got that lucky that's some [ __ ] that is [ __ ] cartoons look at him defending up europe look at it oh he's plopping and so i can't just keep taking territory so you can't just rush through oh you got so lucky you got the plus 10. i didn't oh i think that's game i think that is finally a game i was feeling good about my chances yeah this was the most fun chaotic boy i ever watched you enjoy this game jihi it is fun yeah this is fun have left all my troops there i knew it and the east is my strong use india it doesn't stand a chance what is this [ __ ] middle east is so strong [Applause] no oh let me get my territory bonus come on come on you got to see him [Applause] indonesia you're our last wall you're our last hope indonesia oh they fell immediately [Applause] 30 seconds move what the [ __ ] are we doing what are we doing yes yes i need good cards please oh i didn't [ __ ] leave two behind i didn't leave too behind each time oh i didn't notice i can't fortify those to that [ __ ] it wasn't attached yet yeah i'm gonna keep fighting what was that what was that oh if i don't let me survive this turn or you're done you are wiped if i survive this turn i don't think i gotta hit the word [Laughter] see that's what you're you're underestimating the low guy and who always wins in the wars the bigger guys always actually um here we go okay oh that's [ __ ] you didn't need to do all that now we go here yeah yeah here y'all need to win don't win that i just need you not to win that place nice just don't win wow all right contact with the big guy oh shut up you don't tell him about the big guy he had no clue he's clueless he was already doing it a little guy look at that little guy's fighting his ass off [Laughter] judy and rebecca did you just take all of europe well you know you're taking europe it's not time to take asia he might actually no he doesn't have time to take no asia ain't gonna be able to take afghanistan i got to go through here in a weird way are you no not really pretty simple you gotta go down that's not the right way though that was a terrible way why are you gonna be you can't find my one unless with your twos i guess you have high chances all right all right um this is to be a little bit of a struggle you guys have anything you got that you got that oh you got this one too i may be down but i'm not out your little dudes is fighting they want to win they want to win [ __ ] china wait what oh it hurt you you didn't see the roll but you took damage oh [ __ ] there we go now it's time for war i'm right back in it you guys didn't see it coming okay that's not great that's not good all those troops you just went out of the way there oh nice you're all the same when i rolled this text that's cool oh nice another six right here very very nice very cool very cool very cool one for one of them for that ah nice cool five and five awesome yeah you know what i like to say back in america get [ __ ] all right [Laughter] yeah okay nice africa's mine i have i have built an army in gee's home country homeland gee he's home country [ __ ] he's getting bonuses and [ __ ] there's not much i could do anymore okay oh no no no what the [ __ ] this is these dice rolls literally are gonna be the death of me hey i'm gonna i'm gonna blitz next turn [Laughter] you see i see this is where i have my stronghold oh 100 is the next turn you can't take my 11 out oh that's cooled up that's not good what is this [ __ ] that's not good that's a big monkey [ __ ] that just happened how am i going to break back into america this is where i have a struggle hmm squirrel you're [ __ ] wow squirrel you're [ __ ] it's wrong squirrel yeah this is gonna get an africa bonus me [ __ ] let's see if you can attack all these little guys are coming for you yes do i hold africa here i think i hold africa right yeah yes you do whoa he owns all the continents uh yeah now it's just a big old fortify oh you don't think i can break through huh i don't think i can get to america you can defend uh can't defend both ways that's fine i want to put out where you're where your two is because his 11 is trapped because i could have gone out the two or the one oh could you go on to the one yeah oh you can attack that okay oh i'll show you just one isn't that cool that's super cool uh i mean this is where the struggle bus comes in because i can give you asia or america they're both bad for me rather take it i roll double sixes and you roll six i just got on the team and loaded ice trust me i know ah okay you got that no way i could break through the back i think this is my best chance to get you two less oh i roll the two two and one are you kidding me oh there's gonna be the enemy here uh oh you could be the enemy oh no oh no yes i'm alive you coming on down i gotta at least stop it yes good job squirrel back to my hometown back to his home in native land you're my hometown hero oh it's gonna end let's just do it it's gonna end this turn please please end but i do have the calories coming though when the infantry is coming all right i don't want to do it why do you get the 10 10 cards all the time let's see let's do it like this only one piece of land alive or it's comeback time you i give you permission to blitz by the way because i don't know if you can work through all this in time [Applause] i think if he blitzes it's just straight up over because it's 100 chance you would be wrong you would be wrong kind rocky you would be wrong okay you would be wrong you would be wrong kind rockies stupid blitz blitz is so dumb you just told he doesn't lose a single piece annihilation that's actually crazy how blitz works yeah wow all right you know what i had a good run yeah you had a good run [ __ ] blitz man right now you can't blitz anymore you lose permission okay i mean lose you're the one that gives it that's fine [Applause] all i have to do is survive for the time being come on more territories i have the card take him out try it don't do it dudes trying yes still got like 40 seconds no no come on come on this is the one this is madagascar something don't need to check come on indonesia [Music] that is one there's no cool end screen it's just like something cool like no you win runs i got a coin nice i can afford to play again no [Laughter] [Music] up in my room watching cartoons up in my room

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Length: 161min 54sec (9714 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 14 2022