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octopath traveler Sam hey hey hey Shoppers have I got a deal for you introducing the incredible new octopath traveler 2 a brand new entry in The octopath Traveler Series that takes HD 2D Graphics a fusion of retro pixel art and 3D CG to even greater Heights but that's not all octopath traveler 2 fights tough G stains here's how poorly a leading RPG game cleans this gravy stain t-shirt no thanks but here's octopath traveler 2 dealing with that same tough stain wow that's not true but it is incredible but that's not all octopath traveler 2 is a tale of eight Travelers intertwined Journeys across an all new world called cestia a world that changes between night and day to give players more freedom and it slices and dices with ease o again again totally false but totally incredible but that's not all don't take it from me here's testimonials from real people who enjoy octopath traveler 2 here talison uh with no relation to previous versions series veterans and new players alike can enjoy octopath traveler 2 without issue plus it smells minty fresh oh wow that that would just open that up okay familiar mechanics from the original game have been preserved new mechanics have been added and it cleared up my acne and whitened my teeth are these testimonials completely fabricated yes for a game like this you might expect to pay 5,000 6,000 even $80,000 but if you purchase now you'll get it for much lower than that but that's not all I don't know the actual price I can only assume it's less than $880,000 would for but that's not all order now and we'll also throw in characters like Hikari the warrior agnea the dancer Casa the aary partio the merchant Oswald The Scholar trade Theos the CL and everyone's favorite oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the hunter but that's not all octopath traveler 2 is on Nintendo switch Steam and Playstation 4 and 5 go to octopath traveler 2.com today but that's not all actually it is that's all Matt back to you now for for our podcast audience I'm legally required to State the following uh one octopath traveler two does not fight stains two OCT Trav does not cut things and three OCT traveler two is available for uh $59.99 cents USD but the price may vary depending on where and when you buy and with what currency you use number four Sam Regal is wearing fake teeth that's why he sounds weird that's okay actually that is actually Twisted taverns Sam oh hi there folks welcome to the Old Shackle pull up a stool you guys having a good time tonight don't think I've seen you here before for hey anyway can I tell you our specials tonight's House special is called elder mancy and they're ongoing campaign to the called The Seeker guide to Twisted taverns a fifth edition book that contains an extensive range of pre-made themed taverns populated with exciting NPCs Quest hooks menus and other fun elements to engage your players oh what's that you're closing out ma'am be right with you where was I oh yes um Elder mancy Elder mancy yes I'm saying it right cool um from the Arcane Wizards Watering Hole staffed entirely by animated objects to the underwater drunken treasure you'll have everything you need to run the most Fantastical Adventures now they didn't ask me to but I've created a signature cocktail called The Elder mancy using the letters of their name I'll make one for you right now you can learn at home and uh it's on the house first you take Elderberry lur just an ounce great next lemon juice preferably freshly squeezed but this will this will work driver mooth just a splash okay good well that was more than a splash but whatever espresso now we're up to the E of L this is espresso no bro uh R is rum I got some light rum right here let's say a shot this is M mcal tequila that's let's say Two Shots absence let's say three shots why not wow how much rooms left is that go uh Newcastle Brown Ale that's the N of of Elder mancy uh let's just do a bunch sure cool uh Cherry for garnish uh they didn't any spoon so there you go and the Y will be yogurt no no no you cannot you canot do that shake it shake it shake it shake it up shake it nice you got to get the yogurt around get behind me Satan stop and here's your drink get that out of here you don't seem interested in it no problem I'll drink it for you don't do it don't do it stop it stop drinking now that is real absence guys what did you you you said that it was fake no that is real the crew the crew is Running Oh boying have something coffee do not drink anymore I got to commit to the I'm a little curious about it actually kind of tastes okay no that's just the shock anyway head on over to the campaign now to check everything out at Twisted tavern.com [Music] oh and thanks for supporting the show oh my Matt back to you you can act this episode is sponsored by our friends Idol champions of the Forgotten Realms they're thrilled to introduce their brand new interactive live stream experience the unfair Seas where players will be be able to vote within the game to make decisions impacting a live stream Adventure week over week they vote I think the audience can vote it says the players I think I don't know someone can vote and influence the game I thought I would borrow that idea and let our cast vote on how they'd like to see me perform the rest of this advertisement oh no so you have voting placards that's what the okay so for the next line of the advertisement would the cast like me to read it a while speaking in a Scottish accent B no while clipping clothes pins to my face or C while eating the same yogurt from that drink a few weeks ago don't anybody hold up the other this is a unanimous be okay okay sistic as all right close pins win oh the show features a cast made up of creators playing as their Champions available in the game including vve Walters Christina Ariel Mike Mir and Luke GX okay what about your nose nose nose ears oh nose is a good one ears yeah uh oh okay for the next line of the of the advertisement cast please vote shall I read it inhaling in song oh a inhaling B in song or C in a [Music] vag wait inhaling like I don't know don't think Ashley just hold up a letter uh B is in song okay so here we go the next episode is next Monday at 4: p.m. Pacific time it's true on twitch.tv/ games woo okay okay good and for the last line cast would you like me to perform it a with grapes in my mouth B with Ashley and Liam shooting Nerf bullets at me or C with child please lock in your votes it looks like I'm going to do it I'm doing oh my God Ashley [ __ ] get really hurt get the get the prediction on finish it finish it no I wasn't even look jump over to idle Champions re every time you're super H over oh that got through that got through that got Che you got him in the cheek champions.com critical roll to get into the game and vote for what should happen next are you okay oh give me Sam you you're like Johnny Knoxville that really hurt Liams is very very powerful it has a motor in it yeah that's what they say every Sam can we can we get that URL one more time sorry for the for the sponsors Idol champions.com critical roll to get into the game there we go thank you Sam some announcements to get through beginning with the first of our sponsors our friends at Ravensburger RB Sam this episode is sponsored by our friends at rensberger and the newest in their award-winning Disney villainous line despicable plots featuring three new villains Gaston from Beauty and the Beast the horned King from the Black Cauldron and my favorite lady train from Cinderella it can be played as a standalone game or as an expansion for up to six players using other Disney villainous titles to expand the plot and hey speaking of Despicable plots uhhuh I'm going to give the cast an opportunity to weave their own dastardly web of evil on my head that's right fellow cast members you're going to give me a haircut using this map of my head no I would like you we're going to go around the room starting with Matt you call out a number and say if you want me to use scissors or a Clipper and how short to go you guys can work as a team and give me a mohawk you could focus on one side only you could just do face stuff you could do a reverse Mohawk it's up to you we do two s and five we can justar the whole center of his face Matt you're up Gabriel [ __ ] maybe we do like that no like that the clock has started okay you get rid of all of it start at the chin start at the chin I'm going to say I'm going to say let's yeah let's let's go ahead with five and let's go for the full Hogan yes that's what I was going to say do the full Hogan seconds till he's bleeding you got to do the be thinking of your next one so uh Marisha what do you want okay if we're going uh the full Hogan uh God [ __ ] gr what else hold up hold it up a little it's it's it's really hard to do without a mirror Marisha what you got three with the razor three with the razor like full razor what do you mean with the razor well I also have a I also have a little guard oh no full trimmer full trimmer Z is this three no other side other side wait no really really Sam what are you doing my God what the [ __ ] give him the vanity screen so he can see what he's doing wait I have a mirror where is it it doesn't matter it's gone who's next Talis go God um if we're doing you know yeah clean that up yeah clean that up a little bit yeah there you go um I'm going to I'm going to continue on to this um I'd say let's do one I'm just going to say the other side of your head same thing same thing okay use the zero who would dare do two to him yeah oh yeah you can hit oh yeah all right Ash I hate this I don't like I do I kind of like it there part of me that kind of wants you look like a like a D and D character right now like a Tavern keeper kind of yeah there's a part of me that kind of wants you to like take all of it off except like a poof B I know I'm not going to make you do that I need a number I've also got [Music] scissors I'm kind of liking where this is going actually I like I like where it is leave it where it is should I clean up anything on theid yeah [ __ ] clean up clean it looks really awesome right now is actually looking pretty great I wouldn't have you do this but come in and deal with the split side your side pull your ear down pull my ear down get that that yeah got there you go jeez a little bit this is like a steam from Brazil That's why I love it so much oh are we good Travis you got anything you're good you're good is there like a you look like you look like Mad Max character this side a little bit you got a little like a little right on this side kind of do the same is there like a a secret menu like the coffee shop that's it that's it get gentle there you go there you go well there's his buttocks I say like is there number seven in a number eight yeah I want the hidden menu I gave you guys a chance to be villains and you were nice no no it's pretty wild what's hold on look to the right look at me okay you got to clean up the up there we go there we go that's the D you had like juliani drippy going on at the top in the front yeah yeah look at that now just shave an L in your chest and we're done wait can I do you do the for the full Hogan no like in the [Applause] sideb hey that was that was Despicable you look like you're working on Deadwood grab a coffee of Despicable plots right now at bitly like it/ CR despicable for a chance to win a copy of the game head over to the official rensburg Twitter page e which is renberger na Matt back to you of tonight uh Ashley will be here she's just running a few minutes late uh in the meantime I guess Sam if you want to kick it off for our first sponsor Shopify I guess Shopify yes yes Shopify a fantastic service that our own company critical role has actually used a bunch Shopify offers an easy to use all-in-one Commerce platform for anyone regardless of technical ability or experience to start grow and manage a business it lets you sell 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out my new online store rle Revenge pastries powered by Shopify you going to Hawk any more cute little mugs Regal or should I show off RP's new Spicy meat pie special no thank you I'm good do it I thought so I can't see it if you want to start a business today go to Shopify / critical to start a 14-day free trial check it out M back to you oh man is it good or is it the first one the first one was cool with this is shaving creamin shaving cream why cream in myou so hard shav cream in my mou oh no are you just crying and shaving cream in your eyes yeah it's okay Santa what did you give me for Christmas amaz continue with announcements yeah from the world's second best magician Nordo the Magnificent it's Nordo a magificent Matthew why let's talk about the magic of nordvpn and the dark arts have you ever heard of malware viruses troons worms and key loggers are an evil underbelly corrupting your computer and stealing your data but nordvpn has a magic trick to beat it called threat protection it scans files and warns of danger before you download something for from the other side so today I shall use this spell to ensure we are not corrupted by Phantoms or evil spirits here I go schlam schudio Nordo threat protection I cast on the studio wow thank you wao what happened one minute I'm dead and now I'm talking oh oh mysterious Apparition from the Past who are you and why do you haunt this studio wait Studio I worked here in 2004 when it was a warehouse I I slipped on wet concrete and died but stuck in limbo ever since this fancy studio now yes we we Spectre from the grave see all the cameras and the lights waa cool you guys making a TV show am I on TV wa no no it's not television it is live play gaming content have you heard of twitch no well it's kind of like kind of like YouTube but live what's YouTube okay people watch other people play video games but we we play ttrpgs so kids watching other kids play video games why and what's gtlc you know what maybe maybe I don't really have time to get into this maybe this was a mistake wait wa wait can you at least Release Me From the ghostly curse that binds my soul and let me escape this eternal hell uh you know what you're breaking up it's a bad connection I got to go bite wait no it's been you know ghost bab wait I did you do something another parfait magic trick from Nordo and magnificent try nordvpn risk-free with a 30-day money back guarantee at nordvpn.com critical rooll and get an extra four months for free on a new two-year plan Matt conac to you get through before we jump into tonight's episode beginning with our sponsor one of brother's games and their new game Mortal Kombat 1 which is the latest title in the Acclaim Mortal Kombat video game franchise developed by nether realm Studios and here to talk about it is personal injury lawyer sweet Sam oh yes uh uh hold on oh yes hello it's me sweet Sam have you been injured by the leaping stomp of a forearmed half-human Dragon man was your property damaged when an ice wielding mask ninjas froze your pipes were you forced to missw workk when the queen of adin's Banshee screen cracked all the windows in your Kia Sportage then you'll need to call me sweet Sam the Mortal Combat personal injury lawyer I take the fight to the fighters and get you a Flawless victory in court if Sonia blade performed her classic leg grab on you without your consent you may be entitled to compensatory damages up to $400 and sweet Sam will finish her in court but don't take my word for it here's some testimonials from satisfied plaintiffs I was walking my dog when some guy named scorpion yelled get over here and pulled me towards him with a chain I got really bad Whiplash but I also got $280 thanks to Sweet Sam's lawsuit thanks sweet Sam ow I can turn I can turn your fatality into a celebrity oh wow and how about this success story at College I was studying for an exam when this guy named Raiden flew through the library yelling nonsense that no one could understand it kind of sounded like get back in the car anyway I was so confused that I flung to my test but sweet Sam got me an A+ in court and $115 in compensation thanks sweet Sam you need a lawyer like me because more than ever Mortal Combat one is out now Horizon introducing a reborn Mortal Kombat universe created by the fire fire I Hate It featuring reimagined versions of [Laughter] iconic iconic characters along with a new fighting system game modes bone crushing finishing moves and more if Shang s makes you a weak pathetic fool [Music] let let sweet Sam make you a we f with $400 in your pocket call five five5 fight give these characters a nut punch in court it's still going Mortal Kombat one is available now on PS5 Xbox series XS PC and Nintendo switch upgrade to the Premium Edition which includes combat pack one featuring quanchi irac and teada along with guest characters Peacemaker omn man and homelander oh additional if you haven't already seen our Mortal Kombat one shot please make sure to check it out online it's a lot of fun to watch and you get to watch me play as Johnny Cage get the game today at mortal combat.com and thank you Warner Brothers games for sponsoring this [Music] episode the new video game stray Gods God stray Gods is the first ever branching interactive role-playing musical game coming to all platforms including steam Humble Bundle store xb1 Xbox series XS PS4 PS5 and switch play as great race in a modern fantasy world where Greek gods live among us and use the power of a muse to find the truth behind your predecessor's Death Before Time runs out yeah stray Gods the role playing musical has a wild cast including our very own Laura Bailey hi Ashley Johnson and dear friends Troy Baker Anthony R Angelie bman Mary Elizabeth mcglen and Raul Coley the fully interactive musical numbers were composed by Grammy nominated Austin winry tripod and Eurovision austral oh tripod comma and Eurovision Australia's own montin mon so talented she's so talented I and you too I believe saw a live concert of songs from the game and it was astounding so good it was really good combining musical theater with video games and tabletop no tooth playthroughs are the same your choices change the story lyrics and Melodies and speaking of which I couldn't resist writing my own song to honor this I thought you going take this announcement so seriously we were in it I did I I I've been doing a good job but I wanted to do it's a musical I got to sing a song so I wrote a song about it in the Broadway style hit it Broadway the music in stray Gods doesn't sound like this at all it's kind of Jazzy Shore but in a very cool style I'm a brilliant singer and my songs are always fire but you'll have to trust me there m music is much better than mine stray Gods will be the first to admit that stray Gods makes this song sound like [ __ ] oh stray Gods stray Gods stray Gods stray Gods God God God God stray stray stray stray s t r a y g o d s take charge of your fate with stray Gods the roleplaying musical out August 10th for PC Xbox One and series XS PlayStation 4 and 5 Nintendo switch check it out at bitly SL wishlist stray Gods this is exactly how it does not sound Str back to you Matt from the world's number one French magician we we seoa Nordo the Magnificent n I'm sorry not you I said the number the number one magician you're your second best if you remember please welcome Twilight charm I am called tolet charm Francis great aen musici May and before I commence Le show let me first thank my fandom this Sparkles and I also want to thank novpn for sponsoring this show you know while I am here in America what is this for the aqu magic Super Bowl I use novpn to surf the Internet and my laptop things is still in front so I can watch my favorite streaming shows and feel safe while doing it which shows do you watching friend you know rupal's cigarette drag race two smoke girls the of mime Ro rules and another thing about nordvpn let me guess nordvpn has an exclusive deal at nordvpn.com critical rooll our viewers will get an extra subscription with uh extra subscription time with their order and you can try it risk-free now with a 30-day money back guarantee that's my line that is correct but I would have said it with more forget this verbal jousting let's settle our BFF how real horse magicians do with a magic off ah very well your best trick vers is mine these idiots will decide who wins what up okay I'm French it's my way all right okay I will start here is my first trick watch this oh oh dude that was fantastic trick well played my trick is ready do you see it and now it's another hold on give me one more second it was Ill prepared here we go anytime see this and now it is yellow and purple wait wait I have another trick I have another trick watch it's just a normal piece of rope ooh but now it is [Music] stiff wow amazing I just have this this is black and now it's red sit uncry well idiots it's up to you to decide who [Music] wins we really do choose now chose choose I think B it's me it's me all right I cannot stay mad at I have my Sparkles I cannot stay mad at you Twilight charm shall we toast to the new Champion ah a toast to nordvpn grab your deal at nordvpn.com critical roll Matt coac to you thorum Sam Thor thorum makers of unique wedding bands handcrafted out of everything from meteorite to whiskey barrels with over 5,000 fstar reviews they ship every single ring within one business day that's that's Madness wow and each purchase includes a free thorum silicone activity band and thorum American thorum American walnut wood box wood ring box and many of the cast is wearing one right now not all of them cuz some of them lost them thing I love about thorum Rings is how much time and effort goes into their production line and it reminded me a lot about how much time and energy I put into these ads every Thursday night in fact thorm generally generously sponsored a little behind the scenes documentary about my how my sponsorship skits get made thank you thorum and I hope you enjoy the video advertising it's my gift it's what I do but it doesn't just happen it takes a lot of Blood Sweat and Tears to make these ads a reality the first step is research I do a deep dive into the sponsor the product talking points getting a sense of the story I want to tell sometimes this phase could take 10 even 15 minutes uh somebody's in here the next phase is brainstorming we have an amazing and talented production team who always support my vision 100% I just don't understand why can't we do another ASMR bit why the audience hates it Sam well they're wrong are they Sam are they yes my ideas are great they're great technically I'm a producer you're genius they just don't get it really but a lot of my job is talent management we're going to get in there and we're going to do this okay okay I'm a genius though right yes and don't let them see you cry you got them this okay buddy all right you got this I need a raise props and costumes are a big part of making ad masterpieces fun fact I cut and sew all my own wardrobe and I design every single prop it's dog costume um then the producers put the finishing touches on them before the show how's it look guys pretty good we usually toss Sams costum in the garbage and order from online he doesn't know the difference oh here I am coming up with one of my famous flask bits sometimes these Take 6 to 8 hours of Photoshop honestly I don't think Sam knows how to use a computer this is going to be a fun one yeah it's really it's good it's good I just play him a bunch of how-to videos to keep him occup and that's how you col her a horse so much time and effort goes into making my ads that they are the number one favorite thing every member of the critical rooll family loves doing right everybody that's right Sam see so remember next time you see me do an ad don't skip ahead thanks everyone and on with the slow I messed up that last part but you know what can we just go again just once more from the top everybody I'm going to need you back please don't leave me shout out to our thank you thorum for that eye opening look behind the curtain made from materials like Ironwood dinosaur bone tungsten carbide and countless more each with a lifetime warranty whether you need a wedding ring anniversary ring or just want a ring that looks cool head over to thor. comom and use code critical roll to get 20% off a truly unique ring Matt back to you thank you Sam VPN uh what what what bit are you doing today Sam a is a horse magician like a lead speak gag stack of laptops no mat no those are hacky lousy comedy gags loow hanging fruit lazy material our friends at nor it's first step our friends at Nord bpn deserve better so you're you're actually going to just read the copy they provided no Matt I'm going to do something even better I'm going to give our sponsors at Nord PPN something I've never done before hit it oh what to toorn to tired worn out bits I close the door I'm doing something that I've never done before let it be known to all I do declare that tonight for the first time I'm going to [Laughter] [Music] care because they deserve it here we go there's a long intro sorry this sponsor is paying up I better bust my hump tonight I'm really going to fly this ain't just any bit I'll actually give a [ __ ] I'm going to show them my contr and I'm not going to throw this ad away I'm not going to do it the same old way no stupid horse costumes tonight let's do something original something really Sam Regal today I'll give it 90% I mean come on let's not get crazy here 90 is fine it's like third gear if I did a whole hundred I'd be spent cuz tonight I ain't going to phone it in not going to use my Sam stand in maybe now I can finally hold my head up high let's change the key for Nord VPN shall we I'm not going to give Liam the punchline or rely on Ashley's comic timing no cigarette no sniffer of conac no no makeup no deep fakes hey editors just take a break tonight it's all me well except for the guy who had to make this musical track cuz nordvpn means so much to me they let you hide your internet IP and tonight for the first time in 2023 I'm actually going to try that was that was actually pretty great so what's the what's the bit you're actually going to do for the we're out of time for the bit so just go to nordvpn.com critical roll our viewers will get an extra subscription time with their order try it risk-free now with a 30-day money back guarantee Matt back to you fantastic turning over beginning of the new year and with a new year before we jump into our session we do have some new announcements including our first sponsor of the Year thorum thorum Sam you look uh look a little different what what happened to you Botox Matt all celebrities use it I think my doctor gave me a little too much though yeah but botox made you look that young I'm sorry I told a lie it was actually a haunted Zar machine I found in a card his old our machine wait wait you just reverse biged yourself yeah I'm stuck like this until I find a rare meteorite that can undo the curse that's horrible Sam but you you still have to read the thorm ad all right yes Mr Matt thorm has been making distinctive rings for over a decade they ship every single order for free within one business day have a l lifetime warranty and over 10,000 fivestar reviews sorry I need to sit my throat is dry oh yeah things are so hard your juice box Miss Mara will you do the straw for me yes yeah of course there you go sweetie thanks Thor handcraft unique wedding bands out of everything from dinosaur bone to whiskey barrel and now Thorn makes minim Min minim minimalist thanks minimalist Watchers featuring Hawaiian Calwood California Redwood and even meteorite wait wait wait meteorite that that that that's I think that's what you need to reverse the curse actually you're right Miss Marisha can you put the watch on me yes sweee oh you're a lefty no I'm a righty that's for the watch that's for them oh is this go on the left I don't wear to watch this thanks oh no wow thanks Miss Marisha you're welcome honey and thanks thorum whether you need a wedding ring anniversary ring watch or you just want a ring that looks awesome head over to thor. comom and use code critical roll to get 20% off a truly unique ring [Music] Matt back to you thanks Sam glad to have you back to whatever this is

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Length: 41min 50sec (2510 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 15 2024