- Who's really breakfast royalty, the Jack or the King? - Let's talk about that. (upbeat groovy music) Good Mythical Summer. - Who has better breakfast,
Jack in the Box or Burger King? Oh you think you know but you don't really know. I mean I think I might know but I don't really know yet. - But what we do know is that both parties are willing to do whatever it
takes to win your allegiance via Twitter. - Yeah unsatisfied customer
Christina Perez tweeted, "Hey, Burger King, I'm pretty sure you should be thrown in the dungeon for this. Thanks for the crappy,
dry, crumbling biscuit." - To which Jack in the Box decided to invite themselves into the chat by replying to both parties tweeting, "Come on, Burger King doesn't deserve to be thrown in a dungeon for
a simple mistake like that. Maybe a few days in the stockade or a couple of hours of waterboarding, but definitely not a dungeon." What, they went with waterboarding? - Dang. Back in March, Burger King tweeted, "Yo, we're putting everything
on sour dough tomorrow. Let's go!" - To which Jack in the Box
seemingly had the last laugh when they responded
with simply, "Do less." - I love it. Okay, Jack is clearly
trying to play it cool, but they forget that
they're up against royalty. So when it comes to
breakfast menu items alone will Burger King keep its crown and Jack in the Box be
one big joke in the box? It's time for Food Feuds, Burger King versus
Jack in the Box breakfast. Okay, we're gonna taste
and compare popular items from each restaurant's breakfast menu. Are you hungry? - Yes. - And then we're each gonna rate them on a scale of one to 10. The restaurant with the most points will be crowned the Big Boy of Breakfast and will win a chance to
sponsor a GMM episode. - Oh yeah, bring on the brekkie. (upbeat music) Now we sent a Mythical Crew member out to pick up these orders for us. Stevie, do they have the orders? - [Stevie] Bring, bring. Hello? Yeah, it's Stevie. Oh, they're here? But they haven't been here for a year? But they bring? Okay. - It's very convincing. - [Stevie] They can come out now. - What? You're telling me Dirk
and Pattie are back? Oh gosh. - Hi, I'm Burger King Pattie. - Yeah. - This is your Burger King Sausage, Egg, American
Cheese Biscuit for $3.99. - And I'm Dirk in the box Dirk. Nah, it's called Jack in the Box. This is your Jack in the Box Sausage, Egg and American Cheese Biscuit. And it's only $3.39. - That's right. - I see you guys are melding looks now. How's the engagement going? Congrats. - It is so beautiful. Things are going real good. Actually, right now,
me and Polly here are, we're trying to get a
Power Man 5000 cover band for the wedding. - Wait a minute, who the, who in the Faith No More is Polly? - Oh I'm sorry, Pattie. Polly's just someone I
work with at the box. - Oh someone you work with? - Yeah. - Well I hope she likes checking for suspicious moles
on your back as much as I do. This one's getting real weird by the way. - No, she doesn't even do that. - That wasn't my fault. - I'm sorry. Well, you were the one
that asked the question. - I was just being friendly. It's nice to have 'em back. - Hand me that knife over there, Link. I know you can't really use it, but you can hold it for a second. I'm gonna make a cross section here. - All right, so I know
that Jack in the Box, they crack all of their
eggs on the premises. Burger King does not do that. - [Rhett] They outsource their cracking? - [Link] Let's see if
there's a bit of a difference on that front. - So basically this is pretty simple. I mean we've got a biscuit,
egg, sausage and cheese. - And that biscuit, a
bit flaky in a good way. I don't know what to
think about their sausage when it's not with a croissant, which I think we'll get to later. - More uniform here. - The Jack in the Box
egg is not scrambled. It's more of just a fried egg, but again, freshly cracked. - And the biscuit is
not nearly as crumbly. - It's more spongy. Mmm. - Hmm. - Let's go back to Burger King
and give our ratings there and then come over to the box, okay? - Pretty comparable. - I'm gonna give on a scale of one to 10, I'm gonna give this a five. I don't know what to complain about, but there's nothing really to celebrate. - I like it and I would continue to eat it but it's not great. I'm gonna give it a six. - Over here? - I actually think they're different, but I liked the flakiness of this biscuit, but I like the sausage
and the egg on this one a little bit more. I think they're kind of even for me. I'm gonna give the Jack
in the Box a six as well. - I agree with your assessment except the Jack in the Box
biscuit, it feels microwaved. Something about it is
gonna put me at a three. - Oh. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Feel hungry. Let's and? - This is getting awkward. They didn't tell us
what these were, Stevie so I think you're gonna
have to handle that. - Okay, on Rhett's side is
Burger King's Eggnormous Burrito that you can buy for $4.79 and on Link's side is Jack in
the Box Meat Lover's Burrito that you can get for $4.79. - Eggnormous, Meat Lover's. Oh wow. - I need a better knife. This knife can't cut through a burrito. And I'll go ahead and cut this one. - Hmm, so we've got
some nice looking bacon, hash brown, cheese, egg situation. - Pretty nicely settled in there. Pretty evenly distributed. - That bacon is tasty. - The hash brown is good as well. - Yeah. I love how it all comes together. And there's a little bit of a-
- I think it's super salty. - I think there's a sauce. No, it's just salt. Yeah, you're right. - Yeah, it's a little,
kind of overwhelming. It's essentially like a
roll, rolled up piece of ham. You called that sausage but, I guess there is sausage
in there somewhere. - I called the sausage sausage. - Oh yeah I don't have
it in my cross section. I gotta take a big bite
to get to that sausage. Hmmm. - That's good too. - Both pretty tasty. - A breakfast burrito is
such a superior packaging for breakfast delivery. - Okay, I'm forgetting for a
second where these are from 'cause I'm just trying not to let that, I've kind of forgotten
where each one is from. This one, I like the
addition of the hash browns. The bacon was a little too
salty, but it's still good. I'm gonna give this a seven. - I think it's great too. I'm gonna give it a six. - I'm gonna give this one a six. - [Link] I'm liking this
one a little bit better. - It's a little blander to me. - That's true, but that's because they're
salting you to death because I think there's
salt on the hash brown too. So I'm inverting you
and giving this a seven, so we're kind of canceling
each other out this round. - Okay, that's fine. (upbeat music) - Hey, are you all caught up
upon GMM and hungry for more? Well Myth Munchers is back over on the mythical kitchen channel and they're munching
myths like never before. So tune in for good food
and stay for a good time. Mythical Kitchen channel. - Oh Dirk, he looks a little upset. - Okay. Stevie, they're still
not talking apparently. - She threw the beanie- - But I think I know what this is. - [Stevie] On Rhett's side
is Burger King's hash browns that come in at $1.49 and on Link's side is the Jack in the Box hash
browns that come in at $1.79. - So you got these little fun medallions. It landed on my shoulder? - Yeah, look at that. I'll eat it right off of there. - Okay. - No I won't. I thought about it but I
didn't want to give you that. - I love it. It's so fun. They're really crunchy. - That's good. The hash brown is all
about the surface area so smaller gives more surface area. - They're little dippable. - But there is something about the weight of just an old fashioned hash brown. - Just having the whole,
I mean just a slab. - They're both very good hash browns. - I think the Burger
king, they're more fun, they're easily sharable
from a practical standpoint, but also I think the taste edges it out. - A little bit better. - Yeah, it is. So I'm actually gonna give these an eight. - I'm gonna give them an eight as well. - Ooh yeah. And I'm gonna give these
a, I'll let you go first. - I'm gonna give these a seven 'cause I think it's a solid hash brown. I don't think it's that far behind these. - I'm gonna give it a six
because taste and form factor. Mmm, I think we may have ruined a marriage before it even started. - [Stevie] Why did you go
mmm before you said that? - Because I was hungry. - He enjoys it. - I'm hungry and we're
apparently ruining a marriage. - Oh, did you see that? Did you see what just happened? Pattie, she put the pinky out.
- I can't bear to watch. - She put the pinky out and then Dirk slapped it away. This is better than
"Young and the Restless." - [Stevie] Okay, on Rhett's side is Burger King's Double Ham Sourdough Breakfast King Sandwich that you can order for $5.49 and on Link's side is Jack in the Box Grilled Sourdough Swiss Sandwich that can be ordered for $4.39. - So we are in that sourdough territory. - [Rhett] I've gone with a serrated knife. - So just to compare these, oh you got a lot more ham, but you lack the bacon. Again, they've got the
scrambled egg at Burger King versus the fried egg at Jack in the Box. And there's two types of
cheese on the Jack in the Box, American and Swiss. - There's a bunch of
individual pieces of ham and bigger eggs over here
but how does it taste? - So on paper, it seems like
Jack in the Box is superior but - Hmm, man, that's a good sandwich. - [Link] Ham and cheese and egg. - [Rhett] Didn't Burger King, they kind got to the
sourdough game pretty early? - I remember it being
a Hardee's thing first. - Oh you're right, you know what? - I've never ordered this but now I'm tempted 'cause I just think just ordering a sandwich
where the meat is ham just seems like something
I would do at home. - You see what they've
done with the bacon? It's just centered right there in the middle of the sandwich. - [Link] I don't love. - I don't want to judge them
just on one sandwich though so I'm gonna bite that center piece. - The sourdough is crispier. The Burger King one really
comes together as a unit. This one is definitely more sandwichified. - And also they crack
their own eggs fresh, but I don't care if this
is some sort of like egg that they just brought on a truck. It's so flaky and big. - Sometimes simpler is better. I'm gonna give this Burger King, I'm gonna let you go first. I feel like I've been rating first, but it sounds like we're on the same page. - I'm giving that an eight. - Oh wow, you love it that much? - I like it a lot. - It's better than turkey. I am a ham man in a turkey world, but we're not in a turkey world, we're in a breakfast fast food world and I'm just giving it a six. - I'm giving this one a five. - Yeah and I'm gonna give it a three because I'm pretty disappointed. With all those ingredients, it should have been better. (upbeat music) Are they gonna talk now? - They didn't even make eye contact. Oh, now they did. Oh are they gonna? Oh they touched. Well that felt like things
were about to happen. - Too much was about to happen. - What have we got going on here? - [Stevie] On Rhett's side
is Burger King's Pancakes that you can get for $2.99 and on Link's side is Jack
in the Box Mini Pancakes which you can buy for $1.79. - [Link] Look at these
cute little boogers. - Now I feel like we have to
go with the stuff that they, oh they melted it for us. - [Link] Oh, well I'm
gonna give you that one. - We got to go with what
they've provided here 'cause syrup is part of the experience. - And then just forget the
knife, forget everything, just eat it. - Well- - You know what that tastes like? A fast food pancake. I forgot it as soon as I remembered it. - Yeah, I don't think I've ever
had pancakes at Burger King. I've had the McDonald's pancakes. - I don't love this syrup. It's not great syrup. I was really bragging
on the hash brown pieces from Burger King and they're trying to compete with the same thing with their pancakes which seems like a fun idea. - These are even more fast food tasting. - They're both like microwaveable crap. - [Rhett] That's not a bad
consistency for a pancake. I'm just telling you. It's pretty fluffy. - [Link] We can both rate 'em. - I think I'm gonna give this a seven. I'm gonna give the Burger King a seven. - I'm gonna give it a one. I would never, I would never order that. I mean it's just so boring. - That tastes like wood. That tastes like it's
made out of saw dust, not flavorful at all, too hard to chew. I'm giving those a two. - I am also giving these a two just because they're more fun. They don't taste any better. (upbeat music) I'm excited about this one, but I'm also nervous about them. - It's gotten weird. - Hey so y'all probably didn't notice but we had a bit of a fight. - Yeah. - But everything's good. We made up. We're all good again. Anyways, here's your Jack in
the Box Supreme Croissant. It's got grilled bacon,
ham, American cheese, egg on a croissant and it's $3.99. - [Link] Okay, thank you. - And this is is a Burger
King Fully Loaded Croissant. It has black forest ham,
thick cut bacon, sausage, egg, American cheese on a croissant for $5.49. I would like to apologize
to everyone who's watching for my emotional outburst. I would also like to
apologize to Rob Dyrdek. That's what I named my hat. - That's the name of the hat. - Sorry hat. And everything's fine. We're good. - Yeah. - All right. - Okay, you're still good. They're still good. - I don't know how, I think I need to go to counseling because their energy makes me nervous. You know what I'm saying? They make me feel uncomfortable. - I would have predicted that Jack in the box would
have been superior, but I mean even in
- Just look at the cross section, man.
- This round here. - Now you are paying more. You're paying more for Burger King in pretty much a lot of these items, but you're also getting
significantly more. - Throwing ham on there. And it all comes together. - And there's cheese twice in there. Do you see that? There's cheese above the
ham and below the ham. - It might be a little salty
again, but with all of that, - It's a fast food breakfast sandwich. Less cheese, less everything. - It doesn't coalesce. - It's tasty. - Yeah, this croissant is really good, it's more buttery, but there's just so much to
love about this at Burger King. They've really, they've manufactured something. - This is a solid sandwich. I'm going with eight. - I'm gonna give it an
eight as well, I agree. I'm not gonna be too hard over
here with Jack in the Box. - I'd say it's a solid six. I mean there's not a whole
lot going on there size wise, but it's a great flavor profile. - The meat may be trying too hard. I'm gonna give this a seven. - Okay, there we go. - [Link] Burger King runs away with it, 78 to Jack in the Box's 60. - That is a big margin. One of our biggest ever. Congratulations to Burger King. You are the big boy of breakfast and you win the chance to
sponsor a future episode of GMM. Let's do it, call us. - Thanks for subscribing
and clicking that bell. - You guys you say you
know what time it is. - [Both] You know what time it is. - Hi, I'm Kaitlyn and this is Kenji and we live in Silver Spring, Maryland and we're reading the
"Book of Mythicality" and now it's time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. - You gotta talk quietly
around those babies. - Yeah, actually you
got to scare the babies. - Click the top link to watch as we guess which crazy
facts about Jack in the Box are real and fake in Good Mythical More. - And find out where the Wheel
of Mythicality is gonna land. - There we go. That's nice. You got to do this a bunch and you got to act like
a dad at the barbecue. - Yeah, can somebody get me a Coors? - Someone get this dude a Coors. - Yeah, get me a pair of white
New Balances and a Coors.
Good to see u/MattLieb back on camera.
God, I missed Dirk and Patty in person...
The comparisons of various fast-food options are my least favorite, they aren't relevant to me at all.
You’d think those two would have better… family values 😎
Jack in the Box throwing shade at Burger King? Oh, it’s on!
Scarfin’ down fast food and talking about that for a living? They really got the life.
Whew. After eating all that food, my belt would be coming undone.
Reminds me of the time stayed up all night eating 64 slices of American cheese. I thought I was going blind.
These fellas have been at it for a decade now. I think it’s safe to say they’re here to stay.
“I am a ham man in a turkey world.” -Link
When I think breakfast food and takeaways my mind goes to McDonalds, so much so I didn’t even realise other places did breakfast food