Buford T Justice - Quotes 1

hold up on that car white gentlemen come here son whoops you will the time or unrest yourself you Punk's look tuck it out - that's an attention get it now a lady in a wedding gown yes sir get my car yes sir see who driving no sir license plate yes sir uh Georgia plates van one be a and - Oh any all right now you boys just stay here and watch the car there might be some vandals around who want to steal something so you boys just stay and keep your hands on a car until one of my associates arrived and don't go home don't go to eat and don't play with yourself it wouldn't look nice I'm a Howard oh you can think about but don't do it Sultan lap down she insulted my son what if she insulted my body and that's nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned communism happens every time one of those dancers stop poontang around with those show folk fact right I can see her now run him back up that I know she was dancing back up the earth not as bouncing all over the joint go that way well I asked was wiggling to what's your handle son and uh what's your 20 my smokey bear and I'm still grabbing your ass right now nobody no bottom makes sheriff Buford eat justice look like a possum Becca except for that your where's what we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law this is sheriff du petit justice up cattle Texas you know of course that you're out of your jurisdiction I suggest that you let my department handle this situation that they're at company but I'm gonna a speedboat soon don't you hear good I hear perfectly the fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation damn Germans got nothing to do with it what do you say god this is sheriff Buford details us again who's that TransAm set up a roadblock good idea what an L you know I believe we have the situation well under control sheriff I didn't record share hey boy where's your Bradford I am Sheriff Branford here for some reason another who sang a little taller radio what hell is that well come and go you must be in a hell of a hurry now Sheriff bet your ass on that boy oh yeah double necessary humming moon let me help you out here get that off there that's how we're going off morning fry will you chase it somebody chasing you nobody's chasing me for my cash my god damn mania all oh wait that's an exception maybe a bank robber bottom bank problem is babies killed alongside of what this dude is doing almost killed son-in-law drop until people backyard nothing down mailbox that broad in the car of course the state going back to Manor he's got a permission and that's good night dad behind it well oh let me pick up let me pay no no no you're an officer the law beyond yeah much obliged where's the cam I got Dex quick all right back there just me my daddy the top came off no damn he had a lot of friends didn't he if they had a cremator to sum up I could have been kickin up mr. bandits ass around the moon by now can you say anything yeah it's a football game can we watch daddy let you stand watch the game I'm going back you see when I get you back home I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country just do the letters fo mean anything to you Oh what happened daddy get back in the goddamn car I'm sorry your son you did that I played with you go to wait'll you agree I've got the evidence for the evidence in a cop but for dick but not the evidence in the car I got a barbecue you're a staple lesson put the evidence in the back there's no way no way that you could come from my loins soon as I get home the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth names I don't care if your name's Broderick prophet don't you know you can't drive a piece of like that on the highway oh thank you not to use that kind of language in my prison never mind that crap this time look I'm asking you you know you're talking to distinguish I have been in high-speed pursuit of for seven on the file he is wanted for a man act kidnapping any attempted murder of over twirl a brother officers nah doctor son and I got him with his fly open apprehend that affords a spa breakfast item too dirty he's do I can you better nuts

Channel: Rustbilly

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Keywords: buford, justice, quotes, smokey and the bandit, tribute, jackie gleason, burt reynolds

Id: uN3c64j2DPE

Length: 9min 59sec (599 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 10 2010