Best of Buford T. Justice - Smokey and the Bandit

you looking time ball unrest yourself you punks Luke tuck it out - that's an attention-getter all right now you boys just stay here and watch the car there might be some vandals around who want to steal something so you boys just stay and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrived and don't go home don't go to eat and don't play with yourself it wouldn't look nice on the highway oh you can think about but don't steal something my body and that's nothing but pure and simple old fashioned communism happens every time one of those dances that moon tying around with dog show folk fact no she was dancing back up the earth nice bouncing all over the joint know that we my ass was wiggling to no bottom makes sheriff Buford deep justice look like a possums better shut up your where's what we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law I'm in a high-speed bus don't do it I hear perfectly the fact that you are a sheriff is not good idea did you see that they went hey boy I am Sheriff another problem baby kid alongside of what this dude is doing almost killed on it laws drop into people's backyard nothing down mailbox that broad in the car to the courts four feet going dr. Mann he's got a permission and that's good none laughing John are you gonna be talking out of your ass daddy the top came off no [ __ ] [Music] damn he had a lot of friends didn't he if they had a cremator to sum up [ __ ] I could have been kickin up mr. bandits ass around the moon by now football game can we watch Teddy how you stand watch the game I'm going back you see will not get you back home I'm gonna find a tallest tree in the country just do the letters fo mean anything to you [Music] Oh what happened daddy get back in that goddamn car [Music] soldered you sumbitch you did that on purpose you gonna wait you agree I've got the evidence book evidence in a car for dick the evidence in the car I got a barbecue you're a steeple ass put the evidence in the back there's no way no way that you could come from my loins as soon as I get home the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth don't you know you can't drive a piece of [ __ ] like that on the highway thank you not to use that kind of language in my prison you can't drive this piece of [ __ ] on highway I'm telling you for the last time I happen to have my young son in the car and I don't want to hear that kind of language that vehicle that's in pursuit of seven on the pile he is wanted for a man act kidnapping and the attempted murder of over Twitter brother officers I hope you accept my apologies for my profanity Alan Jackson [Music] I have just apprehended the Bandit no sir you just apprehended my captain take your cuffs out Junior but there you would let that cuffs off you move quick if you go on a hangout in these panel Jones we're bad Johnny daddy [Music] [Applause] [Music] apprehended for a spur breakfast brighten up the dairy he's doing I can you Bala [ __ ] nuts look over your left shoulder we're on our way to Boston to get some clam chowder [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Id: ciUV77AzIB4

Length: 7min 53sec (473 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 09 2018