The Honeymooners Full Episodes 37 The Bensonhurst bomber

[Music] nobody's using number one table we can play right here yeah we'll play hey hobby i'm not kind of thirsty what do you say we go inside first and and have a cold drink good idea come on george let's go all right norton we'll play for the same thing 25 come on when you're naughty what were you doing out there i stopped at the egg cream place to get some of these dollars yeah i want one big one now you know i don't want a pretzel i'm on a diet besides on the way home we can stop walking get a pizza all right outbreak right now i'll get my weapon hey whoa how come automatically you break huh hold on let me bite it's very simple i'll tell you why i'm breaking the last time we played you broke oh no no you broke because we tossed the current and whenever you touch the current for the break i never win all right we'll make it fair and square i'll toss another current go ahead you call how about let's meet toss give me an even chance i'll cross the curve all right you toss it i'll take heads why do you want heads let me take heads why are you so particular in one head that has nothing to do with it you're tossing so i'm calling and i want heads oh wait a minute we both want the same thing i'll play your odds and eatings for who gets hit all right i'll take evens you know what i said i'll take him how come you weren't even so sneaky go ahead you are the stupidest man i ever know maybe so but i'm breaking go ahead and break cam [Music] 65 cents an hour high she goes and a scratch to boot [Music] now if you'll stand aside and watch very carefully i will show you the glorious results of a misspent youth i will now play the 14 ball in that furthest corner boy you must have flew a lot of time going to school let's go ahead and shoot wait a minute i gotta spot a ball thank you you didn't spot it in a very good place may i ask you a question what are you doing just lining them up that's all just lining them up i think i got them all shut now would you mind telling me what's going to happen yes i'll tell you a minute now then i don't like the 8 and a 15 ball into the corner pocket there but before the eight ball goes into the corner pocket it will kiss off the three there causing the nine ball to drop into this side pocket here before the nine ball drops into that pocket it'll hit there chrome off the cushion there comes bouncing into these bunch of balls here which will cause a chain reaction making all of the balls go into the corner pockets with the exception of the number four ball which is end up there on my upper left side go ahead and shoot hey wait a minute you can't use this table me and my friend we're playing here what are you talking about we can't use the table we are using it get out of here go ahead and shoot but gee fellas we're we were all ready to play we just went inside for ice to get a cold drink well i hope it was very cold and i hope it was strong milk now get out of here go ahead i'd expect me to go ahead and shoot with all this argument anything let's get another table we are not getting another table we started here we're gonna finish here now you get out of here go ahead you better not my friend isn't going to like this i don't care what your friend likes now you're not getting this table under any condition go ahead and shoot all right for you but if you do not let us have this table i am going in and tell my friend hobby aubry you're going to tell your friend harvey or b he's going to tell him that's a nice name why not a nice i don't care if you tell hobby go ahead and tell them it's got me mighty scared i'm shaking to death you better be careful my friend is even bigger than me your friend harvey is bigger than you i have a friend shirley that's bigger than you [Music] stop picking on the little guy i'm not picking on it he started it we're playing him we're going to continue to play here now look go in there with your friend harvey and if he wants to start anything or you want to start anything just come back out here again and i'll twist you in the book ends now get out of here go ahead maniacs all over the church i gotta admit one thing when you are right ralph nobody pushes you around you know why because you got spunk spark has nothing to do with it not and i was in the right and when i'm in the right nobody pushes me around i bet that hobby is burning up in there now i hope bobby is burning up i'll tell you that i hope he's so burned out that he comes out here and tries to start something i'll bend him into a pretzel i'm in the right i'm in the right nobody pushes me around there we go uh very lucky very lucky this is my friend harvey i told you you're not gonna get the table now go away come on martin will you and you beat it too harvey hey ralph he's even bigger than your friend shirley i got an idea those bookends are going to be a little lopsided what are you talking about bookends that he was gonna twist me and you into bookings oh he did huh so you're gonna twist me and him into bookings go ahead that's right that's right he's gonna push you and him in a bookend you got nothing to worry about ralph you're in the right nobody can push you around why aren't you sure that's not all he said he made fun of your name he said harvey was a funny name oh he did huh of his lovely name so harvey's a funny name you're a real wise guy huh i don't like wise guys you know what i might do to you i might punch you right in the mouth all right now wait wait wait wait just the money you can't talk to us that way okay part of this yes thank you yelling at me for i wasn't the one that said i'd push you into a pretzel heating oh so you're gonna twist me into a pretzel i don't even like you pretzels that george he's going to twist me into a pretzel all right wise guy i'll give you a chance come on step outside come on ruffle hold your coat why don't you shut up come on wise guys step outside and twist me into a pretzel i can't go outside i have my new suit on all right i'll let you get away with it this time cause you're just scared yeah he's just scared yeah rack em up we're gonna use this table george now what's going on i uh just want to tell you one thing that my uh friend aider scared her you what he said about wearing a new suit is too he got a brand new suit on he'll fight you anytime she'll be there shut up so you want to fight for some other time huh all right wise guy meet me at 8 o'clock at kelsey's gym friday night we will be there just make sure that you show up don't worry i'll be there and if you don't show up i'll come get you where do you live 328 chauncey street all right don't forget friday night kelsey's jig come on george i want to go home and punch the bag a little okay and just remember if you don't show up i'll come get you a pox on you and all your ancestors what is the matter with you rob i always thought you were a level-headed clear thinking man what did you gonna have to pick a fight with that big guy for get out huh get out get out box on you and your ancestors who is it let me in there how do you do folks this is smiling ed norton talking to you directing the training quarters of the bensonhurst bomber do you like to say a few words to your fans out there [Music] boy i'm telling you all to hear the guys talking on the pool room they're all excited about this fight they're betting on it and everything oh i'm telling you it's gonna be a beautiful fight and i got some news for you that'll make you feel pretty proud some word come in direct from the candy store a little while ago some late money come in back in you and knock the odds down to 500 to 1. you mean that betting 501 that i lose lose nothing i bet in 501 that you don't even show up well you better grab a piece of that bet cause they're so right you think i'm going up to that kelsey's gym you're crazy what do you mean you're not going guess what i said i'm not going to go all the boys are talking about that they're betting on everything like i said this is the big thing do you realize that they're closing the pool hall tonight just so that all the boys can go over there and watch the fight this is a big thing in your life ralph you're going to let some of your friends down shifty red nutsy i don't care about them nazis going to the fight mouth let's see a guy who hasn't missed the night in the pool room in all his life's nazi he's the guy that went right over to the pool where matthew was wedding not the same night this is a big night do you realize they're closing the pool hall in your honor tonight let's face it martin if i fight that hobby tonight tomorrow night they'll be closing the pool all in my memory well you got to oh rob because if you don't go they'll think you're scared wait a minute how is it that everybody in the neighborhood knows that i'm going to fight this guy who started that rumor oh i don't know some blabbermouth shot off his mouth i'll try and find out who it is you don't have to find out cause i know who the blabbermouth was bal you ought a blabbermouth you're the blabbermouth that started this whole thing in the first place it'll just blabber around that there ain't gonna be a fight mr ralph you don't go to guys i think you're scared remember this guy's a bully you know this harvey he's a bully he said if you don't show he'll come and find you he's a bully you won't even be able to walk the streets in the neighborhood he says he's gonna find you and he's gonna find you he won't miss you because let's face it rob you're not the type that melts in the crowd [Music] i don't care what type i am all i know is i'm not fighting that guy and another thing mr norton everybody knows about this fight except one person and that one person is alice and i don't want her to know about it remember that i don't want her to ever know about this fight i think she'll get a strong hint about it when you come home one night with a lump on your head i'm not coming home with any lump in my head because i'm getting out of town for a few days right now what are you gonna tell her when you go out of town what i don't know i'll think of something yeah i'll bet you will [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] what is that all about hey oh nothing nothing nothing off nothing no nothing you can me all night you're not going to get a thing out of me i'll because i know how to keep a secret what secret oh oh don't get cute now don't get cuted out and i can see by the expression on your face you're going to pull some of those trick questions well you're not going to the thing out of me because i know how to keep a secret compared to a clam i am an urster and what are you talking about what am i talking about wouldn't you like to know that's for me to know and you find out i'm not going to tell a thing because my lips are sealed some guys in the neighborhood but a blob of mouth but not me remember during the war that expression was slippery the little thinker ship i never sank one if i was connected with a brinks robbery they wouldn't know today that the money was even missing yet because i know how to keep a secret and ralph and i got a secret and we don't want you to find out about it my lips are sealed and you will never know aussie ralph what secret has he been keeping from me well you won't find out because i'm not going to tell you see my lips are sealed i can't even talk see i'm not telling you i lost like oh uh hi alice i didn't know you was home ral what's all this about a secret you've been keeping from me secret don't worry about a thing oh she tried to get it out of me but i was too clever for uh you know me better than that alice you know we never have any secrets with each other well so long i'm gonna be gone for a couple weeks ralph yes what do you mean you're going to be gone for a couple of weeks and where do you think you're going with that suitcase didn't i tell you i was going away away where we are out of town out of town where ralph now look don't treat me like a baby alice if i want to go out of town i'll go out of town you don't have to worry about me i can take care of myself you know how to take care of yourself you won't have to leave town all right ralph are you going to tell me no i am not going to tell you no i am not and just for that i ain't even going hey you're satisfied now you ruined a wonderful trip i was going on boy oh boy all i know is if they ever institute a nut of the month club i've got a very good idea who's going to be january and well if february know don't tell because a slip of a ship can sink a little oh why don't you listen ralph you just stay right here i'll fix your supper for you in a minute but i got to go up to trixie's first well looks like you're gonna have to stick around ralph so yeah you're a big help nod why don't you let me uh give you a few printers on boxing i don't need any furnace because i'm not fighting what do you mean you're not fighting this guy this guy's a bully you know he said he'd come after you if he didn't find you he's coming right up here you know this isn't a game of tag with him it's not kid stuff what are you gonna do when he comes up here well if he comes up here i'll i'll fight him but i ain't going over there all right you'll have to find him here then so get up and let me show you a few pointers i'm boxing i don't want any plants will you get up there and show me your stance get up there you gotta know how to defend yourself i know how to defend myself all right so first show me your uh boxing stance i got an idea you got a secret weapon there rob harvey may die laughing when he looks at you that's all no no don't don't don't get discouraged i'll just stand up there so much for the offense now a little defense practice limber up your body skip around like shoot a few left stops that's it that's it facebook look see i said roll through right here right here see that's it all right cover up your face man cover up your face [Music] oh what is the matter with you what are you telling me to cover up my face and hit me in the stomach well that'll teach you never to trust anybody in the ring all right all right i'll admit i'll agree you're not in shape to do a fight with this guy all right we just got to think of something i'm in shape gracefully get out of it gracefully yes just get out of the fight i know all about getting out of it gracefully but how do you get out of it gracefully well let me think now let me think now if harvey thought that you could beat him up there would be no doubts about it he'd back out of in a minute right how could i knock out anybody that's bigger than harp just a minute not just the mother the the wheels at times i know what your wheels are turning you think you're gonna get somebody bigger than hobby for me to knock out is that right just a minute yes that is a general idea but here's what we do we get this guy that is bigger than harvey and get him over there at the gym tonight see and then you knock him out right in front of harvey now you know that harvey's going to be scared and you're back out of the fight a minute no i get a friend that might work he works in a sewer he's a giant a big guy much bigger than harvey i'll get him over there tonight and you will knock him out right in front of harvey and harvey you back out quick not bad go along with the idea well look maybe kelsey's gym will be crowded tonight how am i gonna know your friend oh that's right we'll have to have some uh passwords uh let me think uh oh yeah uh i'll tell him to say when he sees you hey get a load of fatso there see does he have to say get a load of fats out there well he could say hey get a little skinny but then harvey would uh suspect that it was a fix all right get a load of fatso okay i'll go get him at this place now are you sure that this guy will do it for you well of course he'll do it for me he's my friend he works with me in the sewer we stick together down there we got a motto water is thicker than blood now don't forget it's the same blue there pretzel i know i know get a load of fatso yes get a load of fatso over there [Music] well i see you showed up wise guy oh hello hobby come on let's go inside and get started oh uh i can't go yet i'm uh waiting for a friend you ain't backing out are you a wise guy oh oh i courage to thought i'm not backing out i'm just waiting for a friend who has to show up okay come on let's get inside i'll be ready for you in a minute don't hey what are you doing out of my way buddy hey get a load of fats all down oh come on let's get moving just a moment what did you say i said get a load of fights over there want to make something out of it i certainly do [Music] and let that be a lesson for you well have uh are you ready do you care to step in the other room huh oh i hey that's it's quite a punch you got there oh it's really nothing i hit him with my bad hand that's why i don't like to fight too much i usually hurt someone real bad sometimes i even hurt myself well what do you say shall we uh step inside hey look i i don't want no trouble with you that was just one of my jokes you can take a joke ralph all right yellow belly [Music] i'll let you off the hook this time but watch out in the future now beat it anything you say pala i'll see you around [Music] boy oh boy it worked like a tom you were just great come on pal thereof hey did you see harvey running out of there where'd he go i see him where did he go when your friend walked in he says get out of the way fatso i gave him a belt down he goes like he was killed off he sees this and ran right out you were beautiful come on i'll get up your friend's just great hey that ain't my friend he couldn't make it [Applause] tonight [Music] that ain't your friend no my friend's sick in bed with a cold but this guy walked in he did everything like your friend was supposed to do why would he say hey fatso get out of the way i don't know maybe the phrase just fits wait a second if that isn't your friend then i knocked him out with one punch i guess you did ralph run downstairs and have harvey come back [Music] up [Music]

Channel: Golden Age Cinema

Views: 3,209,312

Keywords: Honeymooners, The Bensonhurst bomber

Id: uVB7pLXxcdE

Length: 24min 52sec (1492 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 16 2020