Bryson Goes Home For Thanksgiving

[Music] [Applause] it's the second mom I told Tony I could he'll flip by Monday I bet 25 bucks on it to pair hub saw bang bang skis heat your boy Bryson and you already know what time it is we're here at my parents house to celebrate some Thanksgiving I'm here to have some love and hospitality some dope food and also my mom took my bong in 12th grade and I know she hid in the garage somewhere some I find that tonight hi guys since the day is Thanksgiving I'll start with grace and say what I'm thankful for number one Chad's not here number two I don't work at PacSun and number three prop 64 you know I'm talking about they saw how sure those palm trees yeah it's a kind tree you could say that except these ones don't grow co cons that's just coconut og Kai it's good for your skin like coconut oil Bryson please stop playing with your food so son you haven't had your greens today oh I've had my greens today it was smooth it was a kale smoothie from JAMA stop by this morning good son you're gonna do some Black Friday shopping tomorrow already did my Black Friday shopping fam check this out got a free sticker they offered me health care and I was like why get help carrying your free stickers so you want to put this on the Prius mom you said this turkey was smoked this thing is sober as hell but don't worry I got it better guess who brought their famous brownies hmm thanks but I am so full I'll just have a little piece yeah that's all you'll need trust me I was like Brittany I got it I know you got a boyfriend but it's like what's one restraining order like has that never stopped do you my dad can't hang for [ __ ] I bro like I was saying dude my mom sent me to my room because I was being too loud at the dinner table but I think she meant this kind of loud cuz that's the only loud aisle on my life anyways bro I don't even care that food was straight-up a SS I didn't say it I spelt it your food was great so my way to my room check this out I got my real Thanksgiving dinner cuz what better way to spend Thanksgiving than getting twisted la boy's Wetzel's so you know what I don't care I'm gonna get the hell out of my parents house cuz this place was a SS again and like the sign says up there baby never quit your dream job and that's why I'm going back to zoomies Monday morning sharp at 3 p.m. we got a new hire Deborah she's hot she can get it multiple times Deborah if you're watching pretend I didn't say this but also maybe on the skate decks at 3:45 bring them out and deuce

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 2,859,118

Keywords: comedy, sketch, jake paul, logan paul, comedy central, zumiez, comedian, thanks, thanksgiving

Id: ZO8eLs-IOY4

Length: 3min 33sec (213 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 23 2017